Nikki Glaser Tells Some Of The Jokes That Were Cut From The Roast Of Tom Brady | Pat McAfee Show
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Her joke about Kevin Hart weighing 150 pounds, a 155 after The Rock finishes 💀💀💀
Killer
You gotta hand it to Kevin...because he can't reach!
Lol she's a savage
She called him 15 Cent. 😂
Absolutely the best part
“CTE gets diagnosed with Eli Manning” damn lmao 🤣
I lol hard at that haha
I dont get it can y’all explain?
@@nennuon1 because people say Eli looks like a retarded person lol My dad has always called Eli “the tard” haha
@@nennuon1it’s like saying someone brain damaged getting diagnosed with CTE, but this is another level where CTE itself is getting diagnosed with “Eli manning” (syndrome?) since he’s seen as goofy or brain damaged himself
@@00Regista oh lmaoooo thanks for the explanation
'Me know that not real money,'" Nikki is the winner of the roast. 🤣
Jeff Ross was
Nikki is a weird way to spell Jeff Ross
Tie goes to Tony and Nikki
Tony was up there too
I adore Nikki. She was the runner up. Tony was the winner.
AJ was ready to risk it all and chomp her up with his new set of teeth.
Dude has 10 kids
@@deadraider420 he’ll lay #11 on Nikki
Nikki has a boyfriend too 😂😂
Nikki just got new teeth and a new face. Filler Botox and Ozempic with a high dose of Adderall.
@@MarcYanruwa boyfriend she said she would dump just for a lottery ticket to bang TB12.
Nikki is the best. 20+ years of putting hard work into her craft. She is brutally honest about her family and personal life, even when it doesnt paint her in the best light. Have to appreciate the honesty.
And her body
Amen 🙏
AJ looking at nikki like a prime cut of steak.
She bad
Hawk was rocked up no doubt
All a chick's gotta do is be skinny and under 40 I guess lmao.
@codyb.3015 at this point, being skinny is a massive achievement in America
@@codyb.3015guess you some underage kid who doesn't even know football....
"You look like a Cyclops with two eyes" is diabolical
Insanely accurate too😂
Bless your heart.
Yeah like why is that so accurate…. That’s wild 😂
I still don't even know what that means but it had me laughing for like 10 mins straight. I had to pause the video and skip back to make sure I heard it right.
Its crazy, that u understand what it means 😂😂
Hawk trying not to flip that table with his cawk.
Yooooo 😂😂😂😂
Broooooo 😂😂😂😂
I got a good laugh. Thank you .
😂😂😂
Lmfaoo 😂
netflix could do so much bringing the roasts back adding behind the scenes jokes commentary from the people involved etc i would watch all them
This is why roasts are so important for comedians. Nikki has been killing it for years, but to expose her to a different audience that primarily spends their free time watching sports. Now she is on Pat McAfee, the exposure is amazing for her career. This roast was awesome for many talented people. Imagine if Netflix did a live roast every month, that would be the nail in the coffin for streaming services.
Not enough worthy people would volunteer for it haha
Roasts are good because they are NOT once a month. See Dean Martins 50 roasts. About 3 are good
Not every month that's how you water down a good product. Every 2-3 years, also there isn't that many people that are willing to do this.
Gronk appearing calm as hell while being freaked tf out like it's the Super Bowl speaks volumes to what an animal/trained killer he was on the field.
AJ is looking at Nikki like she’s a plate of boiled chicken and white rice
🤣🤣🤣
How about Bean Curd and Broccoli 🥦 😂😂😂😂 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲
Shes not really that hot. Its only cause shes funny. Looks? Meh
He loves showing his teeth off
😂😂
“ME KNOW DAT NOT REAL MONEY” will forever live in roast infamy! 😂
We all owe Brady some gratitude and respect for stepping up to the plate and absorbing the hits so we all could have a big laugh. What a night!
Agreed. Think they had a point that itll be hard to find someone else at the goat level who would be willing to sign up
@@brekerickson9664it’s a perfect storm because Tom isn’t like Jordan who has zillion dollar shoe contracts and really doesn’t have much to lose in terms of a brand on that level
@@waynetables6414also I think Tom is just more laid back, where as every one knows Jordan has always been kind of a dick, and almost psychotically competitive. He probably would not take these jokes lightly lol.
@@Thrashman-ye4cf I agree Michael Jordan is legitimately a sociopath😂. But so is Tom in his own way tbh I’m someone born in 94’ in Boston area so because of that ive watched everything Tom Brady has ever done and said in public more or less.. and I was nervous he wouldn’t come off well because he always comes across as rehearsed and phony when he’s in front of a microphone.. always robotic. I really don’t think he was even that good in terms of his actually performance of the jokes they wrote him.. he was doing the “bad guy” gimmick but I don’t think he committed to it enough.. but everything about the show as a whole elevated him to the point it didn’t even matter by the time he got up there.. and he came off more natural as his set went on. I realized that agreeing to get roasted and just sitting there taking the jokes is like 80% of the battle.. so Jordan would be fine as long as he just sits there and laughs and takes it.. and all he has to do is read stuff comedians write for him. Like I said though, a guy with a publicly traded international zillion dollar shoe brand has nothing to gain and everything to lose whereas Tom didn’t really have anything to lose and he actually did have a lot to gain because he spent most of his career being hated, unlike Jordan
he didn't. he complained about the rub n tug joke and then didn't go to the party.
Tony Hinchliffe needs to be on
He was fantastic!
he should get a regular spot to come make jokes and talk wwe
He would just talk about how great he is and how genius comics are for 10min.. Compare them to athletes somehow. He was funny at the roast, but he's an insufferable dude
@@GG45945you must not watch Tony much because that’s so far from the truth lol
@@samkersten9539 I've seen far too much of Tony. He thinks he's an all-timer. The concept of Kill Tony would be much better with a good comedian.
I was there - it was electric! Her Gronk Crypto joke, got the loudest laugh of the night
My favorite line from Nikki was Tom’s biggest mistake with his wife saying “you should take jiu-jitsu. “
Lmfao.... She killed it!
the guy can beat ur ass tom while eating hers
Subtle jokes can be the best ones.
Her timing and tone was on point. Hilarious joke
I love that she roasted him and then was like... " nah i'm not done! " and continues to roast him on shows afterwards! What a killer.
Been writing jokes for a month. She's on a roast tour! She did it on Stern too 😆
i’ve been a fan of her roasts for years, i love to see her get her flowers
People are craving honesty. You have no idea how true that statement really is
The Leftists have basically made comedy illegal and forced it nearly underground at this point. A lot of those people were actually in the crowd too.
Tom Brady didn’t. He got offended by a joke about Robert Kraft.
@@smellywaffels1967don’t be so gullible lol.
Yet he took the hundreds of other ones. Get a grip@@smellywaffels1967
Nikki is the GOAT Roaster. Love her work in Alec Baldwin's Roast too!
Jeff Ross is #1. Nikki is a close second.
Tony Hinchcliffe is. She just said she works with a team.
Both of them trash asf corny
@@Jay-gf8tm the only thing Hinchliffe is the best at is his crackling voice from all that estrogen
@@michaelf.bender3718Lisa Lampanelli is my personal roasting goat
Always been a huge Nikki Glaser fan. Glad she is finally getting her props.
Trailblazer
@@jakeferreirafamily not really a trailblazer. There are so many other female comedians that opened the door ahead of her. Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings, Natasha, Chelsea handler
@@HH-gv8mx lol I know I meant marcomark61 is a trailblazer 😂
Still waiting for a funny caucasian female comedian.
@@jakeferreirafamily I think Fortune Feimster is hilarious
I did not think Bledsoe would be funny…but he killed it. Gronk laughed it off and slammed back. Great roast!
That coconut water joke was super funny! 😄
Nikki’s set was fantastic. I was laughing out loud the whole time she was up there. Damn she killed it
One of the low key best jokes of the night was when Hinchcliffe said….
“Churchill Downs….and that’s Churchill Downs the racetrack not Jeff Ross when he’s smoking a cigar”
😂😂😂
I'm STILL laughing at "me know that not real money" hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely killed it too
100%
They should have gave him the time as the rest of them.
I say it’s a tie between Tony and Nikki
These guys crushed it
@@MountainTop750 Yeah same, I can’t really decide between Nikki and Tony on who I felt did the best… but it’s *definitely* between those two.
I can't stand Tiny Hinchcliffe, but I have to give credit where credit is due. His set was excellent.
Schultz killed also
@@rydendurte Did he? His really all that memorable to me… like not at all actually lol I remember *_nothing_* about it.
"I think people are just craving honest ". Yes that's it. That's really what it is!
All Tiger would have to do to bring the house down is to get up on stage and say "I’ve always wanted to say this, “for-shizzle!” So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!"
Winner! LOL
I’m a Dolphins fan but honestly I’m thankful Tom Brady was willing to do this. The fact that the jokes were so dark and off the cuff reminds me of the good old days when we weren’t so worried about being cancelled or sensitive. Hope this continues next year
AJ is having an entire conversation with himself about Nikki. That man was hungry for it. I’ve never seen him smirk and smile so much.
He's trying to stay sexy 😂 playing it cool.
She said bro looks like a cyclops with 2 eyes I'm crying
That was a rehash of a joke from the Baldwin roast, Chris Redd said Blake Griffin looked like a two-eyed cyclops.
Awesome Broadcast Tonight!!! And The Roast was Amazing!!! Thank You Nicki Glazer, I did not know, Next to meet You!👋🔥🎉🙏🥰🇺🇸
" didn't get into football until Taylor said it was ok " 😂😂
Hilarious. I thought that line was literal. 😂
Aye yo 😂😂
11:43 Not even hiding the vitamins 😂
🏈 🚬
Notice how she didn’t say Bert and Segura when she said “comedians”. That PowerPoint was embarrassing
“I’m a big fan of your joke”
Comedians who failed at comedy but got famous at podcasting trying to do comedy. It was real bad.
I'm glad someone told me to skip their set.
@@austinshockey9274I mean they’ve had good specials but their set was beyond garbage. Tom looked like he was reading from a teleprompter the entire time and had so emotional/character to it. Probably the only set I’ll skip on rewatches tbh
What made me laugh the most is how many hits Gronk took. I was wondering who was getting roasted after a while. lol
She killed it and had the best roast for gronk😂
Poor gronk he got roasted the most even more than tom 😂
@@Shyguy9231 He has done very well for himself playing a professional dummy. Got a feeling a lot of it is an act.
0:44 hawker was rocked on arrival
Imagine Michael Jordan NOT taking jokes personally 😂😂😂😂
A roast is the comedic “purge”.
If Tiger does it, Chappelle needs to be on or host
Naw. Chappelle doesn’t need the attention
@@deadraider420 He already has a deal with Netflix, and he was there Sunday night at the Roast
So long fried rich…hello fried chicken!!!!
Nikki definitely killed it and stood out as the best roaster that night! Huge applause 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥
Roasts are like the Super Bowl for comedians 😂
A roast should be mandatory for every politician running for office. That will be fun!
I heard Bledsoe put in work and went to clubs to test his set out. Big ups to him tbh.
Nikki represents the work side of the craft very well.
Nikki you are a breath of fresh air ...... You throw a change up and it makes you smile
Great set by Nikki and this clip was a great bts look! Loved it!
AJ CANT STOP SMILING WHILE SHE TALKING 🤣🤣🤣
Well yeah she’s telling jokes and funny stories.
@@alexkaplan1136doesn’t hurt that she is absolutely gorgeous too
But to be clear, she is a comedian. A real comedian. She is so funny and she has been great at previous roasts. But that’s all I knew her from. Now I’m definitely watching her specials. She’s soooooo funny.
Her bit was the best of all of them. Especially the part of her talking about Gronk. Me no take crypto money 😂😂
The amount of Hernandez jokes that there were, even from Brady, more than I ever had imagined.
"I think that people are just craving honesty"
Nikki, for the sake of sanity in this world, would I ever love to have that be true.
You guys should have asked her how she feels about Netflix cutting out Kim Kardashian getting booed.
She nailed it ... people are craving honesty
“You haven’t caught this much heat since you were microwaved as a baby”
Joint roast Antonio Brown and Draymond Green
omg yes
antonio brown wouldn’t last 30 seconds without taking off his shirt and storming out the building lmao
@@sirskylar fair statement 😂🤣
Nah, they’d want to fight.
@@DGZGSGEGIGKG would you not be entertained?
Tiger's roast would be brutal
I get why Brady did it… he’s comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t have a ton of skeletons. Tiger will never do this - it would be the most brutal roast, ever. His life is a roasters wet dream.
@JustTheFlecks did you miss the Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen roasts?
@@JustTheFlecks Yeah Tiger has legit dirt that would not go well for him 😂
@@datsapaddlin I suspect he did a few things on Ambien he doesn’t remember, and authorities just kind of let slide. He’d probably leave a roast with new criminal charges.
@@brandon4949 Tiger would be Hasselhoff level humiliation.
I think jocks get more leeway than actors because, well, they have a legit skill. Anyone can act… Tatum O’Neill got an Academy Award at 9 years old.
Professional athletes have a legit and rare skill, and are a lot less neurotic than actors.
Someone like JJ Watt can kick back and take whatever’s dished out.
"I wanted to put a knife through you to make sure you're not cake." 😂😂
Kraft jokes being off limits is crazy. If he didn't want to be a target, then he shouldn't be there.
It's about power..you are not allowed to critize what "they" do..🇮🇱 🤐
@@russellayers3408 is Kraft one of the tiny hat people? I didn't know. That would explain a lot.
He wasn't a roaster. Jusr because he is there anything goes? I'm sure Brady's son was there somewhere too. Is it anything goes against his son as well?
@@ShizawnSanders his son didn't do suspicious things at massage parlors. If Aaron Hernandez and OJ Simpson are fair game, then yes, Kraft is too.
@@Real_Beakydumb comment
"Me know that not real money" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that cake line lmao. She killed it.
AJ felt that “Cyclops with two eyes” comment 😂
You just know Belichick loved Julian calling Alex a snake oil salesman……. Actually we all did also
Never seen AJ smile so much lol
AJ! Make her a friendship bracelet!
Sounds like Pat's Mother Day present to his wife is tickets to the Nikki Glaser show in Indy next month!
she is amazing! and funny! love her specials!
She told Stern that was the biggest crowd she ever performed in front of. She's going to be selling out arenas soon, so freekin' funny.
Such a great time ... that Roast was a long time coming, seriously, how long has it been since a major roast from Comedy Central (who used to do many). Charlie Sheen... great one. This one is a GOAT.
Congrats Nikki you did amazing. Stl represent🤙✅
Without a doubt THE MVP of the Roast!
Can't wait for the Aaron Rodgers roast
No way Rodgers would do it. He cannot take any criticism.
@@cperkins5050doing a roast is great for your brand Aaron rodgers will do one but only with hand picked comedians
Tom's sitting at home hearing all of these reactions. "So... I'm responsible for the return of real comedy now too? [shrugs] Alright. Might as well."
A Tiger Woods roast would be almost too over the top. So much material to use: porn stars, infidelity, divorce, 9-iron to the face, crashing cars, injuries, driving a car on pain killers and getting pulled over, navy seal workouts for no reason, and some golf stuff lol.
Been such a fan of Nikki for years, so happy she's finally getting her due! She rules!!!
I like that they spelt her name wrong in the title of the video lmao
and on screen under her name lol.
Damn it Mitt
Great question Tone!! Comedy is back!
It’s so funny suddenly all these new fans of Nikki….Good move by her being part of the TB Roast…..I’ve knew about her since 2016….when she first appeared during the Roast of Rob Lowe on Comedy Central….
Mahomes will be game for a roast, once he passes all 9f Bradys Records. Super excited for it
Nikki is USDA Prime Choice
What did he mean when he said something about how bad the "dunking" or "done King" went?
Charles Barkley should do one at a live venue in San Antonio
The best thing about a Barkley roast would be when Barkley does his response.
Barkley would need someone to explain all the words to him.
Nikki getting the credit she deserves. That roast was the best piece of entertainment we’ve had in a long long time
Can you imagine the Roast on Aaron Rodgers
Now THAT would be a batshit crazy event
Rodgers would not do it.
TB just opened up the real world to so many of these comedians that no one had heard of !!!
Btw, I do follow Comedy Central, just never heard of any of them other then Kevin & Jeff
Need to do a John Daily roast!!😂
That's actually an athlete that I believe might actually have thick enough skin to take a roast. Most would not be able to handle it.
That would be awesome, and he seems like a guy that could roll with it.
Who?
@@jesperjee John Daly the golfer
after Nick and KB talked about AJ never talking, its all I can think about whenever I watch clips from the show now. i'm 10 min into this one and he just said his first word hahahaha
They even cut kim getting booed
Hahaha “had to be there” lol
Why was she even there?
@@erko78 no one knows lol
@@erko78304s gotta laugh too
"EVEN ME KNOW THATS NOT REAL MONEY" 😂
Why did pat cut her off? He did a live heckle basically. She was rollin
She’s great. Always makes me laugh
They should do Beckham with Ricky Gervais 🙂
OMG, Nikki crushed so hard that I had to pause the roast (only time), because I was laughing so hard! She won the night!
Cyclops with two eyes is funny
These videos are truly inspiring!
What’s the dun king thing they’re referring to? What joke didn’t go well?
Ben Afleck - he bombed.
Nikki totally redeemed herself from her last special with this roast. Absolutely incredible performance. Definitely going to check out the new special
Affleck bombed but that was it. Randy kinda stunk too.
Practice makes proficient. Going club to club 2 weeks prior to practice the material is mastery of your craft. Much Respect
Tony hinchcliffe had the most absolutely savage segment..... He won that..... When he said Kevin Hart stands on the stool Aaron Hernandez kicked out from underneath himself I fell out....oh my fkn gooooood hus set was amazing 🤣🤣🤣