SCP Global Occult Coalition Explained (SCP Animation)

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  • @flynnscommentary9353
    @flynnscommentary9353 4 роки тому +4605

    Scp: research the anomaly
    Serpents hand: release the anomaly
    Chaos: steal the anomaly
    GOC : feed the anomaly my bullets

    • @lucasthehedgehog799
      @lucasthehedgehog799 4 роки тому +196

      You:
      THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 3 роки тому +100

      Wich it's funny because in scp 5000 the Fundation realize we are all... "Scp"? And start terminating us, and the GOC did his best to protect the remaining scps (human kind)

    • @reinazer379
      @reinazer379 3 роки тому +73

      @@elduquecaradura1468 they actually didnt know why foundation decided to wipe out humanity
      nor everyone else
      so they just realised that foundation now is a threat

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 3 роки тому +49

      UIU: scp but poor

    • @IkarusFD
      @IkarusFD 3 роки тому +46

      UIU:feed myself to the anomalies

  • @phoenixxkn5555
    @phoenixxkn5555 4 роки тому +4816

    “If you ain’t normal, no need to be formal!” *pulls trigger*

    • @attresplanet3338
      @attresplanet3338 4 роки тому +59

      Yes

    • @-notbeingworkedon-3255
      @-notbeingworkedon-3255 4 роки тому +34

      E

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +28

      🔪

    • @christopherkidwell9817
      @christopherkidwell9817 4 роки тому +43

      Except who gets to decide what is 'normal'? It could very well be that the SCP's are the normal and the other people are the abnormal in this universe, with the GOC simply getting the ones that 'pop up on the radar'.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +13

      @@christopherkidwell9817 yes it's the scp point of view like the ex scp

  • @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme
    @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme 4 роки тому +2507

    SCP Foundation: this SCP is classified as Euclid
    GOC: what are you talking about? It is clearly neutralized

  • @syauqilintang4970
    @syauqilintang4970 3 роки тому +2716

    Scp: "yo y'all want to destroy an anomaly right?"
    Goc: "exactly"
    Scp: **gives scp 682*
    Scp: *"have fun"*

    • @floodcarrierform1308
      @floodcarrierform1308 3 роки тому +132

      underrated.

    • @sidestides8504
      @sidestides8504 3 роки тому +39

      Stolen

    • @rickrolld1367
      @rickrolld1367 3 роки тому +426

      GOC 1 day later: Hey SCP, let's have a stakeout, I brought some meat
      SCP: This is good meat, where did you get it?
      GOC: From the carcass of the LTE you gave us
      SCP: Excuse me, how the fuck did you manage to do that?!

    • @itscznben8728
      @itscznben8728 3 роки тому +30

      @@rickrolld1367 wtf is a lte

    • @jamescoop8979
      @jamescoop8979 3 роки тому +35

      You know...even 682 could overindulge in C4....Just saying..

  • @graveboi9710
    @graveboi9710 3 роки тому +3241

    SCP: “Why did you kiII those boats?”
    GOC : “They were...disgusting...”

  • @taylorcentauri8641
    @taylorcentauri8641 4 роки тому +1520

    GOC: Destroy all anomalies!
    SCP: We got you something
    682: *containment breach noises*
    SCP: Have fun.

  • @sangkim6556
    @sangkim6556 4 роки тому +681

    GOC when they see an scp: you know the rules, and so do I, say goodbye

  • @DakuJTenshi
    @DakuJTenshi 3 роки тому +884

    Fun fact: The scp foundation and the GOC are actually known for "trading" anomalies. The SCP foundation as many would know is possibly the most powerful anomaly related group in the world even compared to the GOC so Whenever the GOC can't handle a certain amomoly they willingly give it to the SCP Foundation. Whenever the SCP foundation needs an anomaly taken care of when they don't have the man power the request the help of the GOC. Pretty funny honestly

    • @CristyTato
      @CristyTato 2 роки тому +51

      the MC&D might actually be stronger than the foundation in anomalous means

    • @AlbertWesker-vm1pp
      @AlbertWesker-vm1pp 2 роки тому +12

      I’m fighting the GOC scp-682

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 2 роки тому +18

      Is there a story about the GOC fucking around with 682?

    • @jonathonshoats562
      @jonathonshoats562 Рік тому

      ​@@InsanityVirus yes it's when they nuke him

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 Рік тому +20

      ​@@InsanityVirusther was a tale where they nuked 682 turning it into Godzilla (it ended with a pacific rim battle)

  • @fox5animations790
    @fox5animations790 3 роки тому +3353

    The most far fetched part about this fictional universe is that the UN Security Council would actually help prevent a war

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 роки тому +32

      Don't be too Sure

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 роки тому +246

      To be fair, it's shown that they're not succeeding at war prevention by any means despite their "best" efforts...making it the most realistic depiction of a UN security council ever written.

    • @yoshypl9901
      @yoshypl9901 3 роки тому +79

      They are used in a wrong way. Their job is to maintain peace, but they are often sent to placed where there is no peace to keep

    • @astrisperspecto4130
      @astrisperspecto4130 3 роки тому +46

      Sentient and humanoid SCPs learning about the GOC would try their best to get rid of them and any other similar organisation, despite some of them are more about keeping everybody as safe as possible.
      If I'd be an anomaly, I'd tried my best to stay either at a SCP foundation side than meeting members of the GOC

    • @lostonearth7856
      @lostonearth7856 3 роки тому +32

      Well actually the thing with the UN Security Council is that it's not that they aren't helping in the efforts in perving wars but are more like brayed under politics and revile ideologies that are present in the United Nations from Liberal Democratic counties to the Authoritarian nation states.
      Not to mention for some reason, people expect the UN Security Council to do stuff they were never meant for and made to do like for example, counter-terror operations in Mali and having the power to retaliate against nations who are breaking international law as international law is not a law but more like a guide line for Countries to follow as once again, the United Nations was never given the power to enforce international law.

  • @ro-uq2uu
    @ro-uq2uu 4 роки тому +2194

    SCP Foundation: contain scps
    Serpent hand: normalise scp’s
    chaos insurgency: ???
    global occult coalition: P e r i s h .

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 4 роки тому +67

      I love SCP to my core

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 4 роки тому +210

      Chaos insurgency uses scps as tools

    • @chuugumis
      @chuugumis 4 роки тому +94

      chaos insurgency: take back what the foundation “stole”

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +11

      The idéologie differse a lot

    • @redpipola
      @redpipola 4 роки тому +41

      CI: Weaponise SCPs.

  • @freezingjazzy
    @freezingjazzy 4 роки тому +369

    GOC is the embodiment of
    "So anyway I started blasting."

    • @somerandomorphan2631
      @somerandomorphan2631 4 роки тому +8

      The GOC general is Danny devto

    • @scigengurl
      @scigengurl 3 роки тому

      Freezing Jazzy your comment is underrated

    • @georgesmithpatton6382
      @georgesmithpatton6382 3 роки тому +5

      They're the *loads MLG with religious intent**

    • @freezingjazzy
      @freezingjazzy 3 роки тому

      @animefurriesweebs are trash It's not Diginrate. It's Digorno.

    • @sta5011
      @sta5011 3 роки тому +1

      Or the literal definition of the meme

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 Рік тому +107

    GOC: I look into its eyes, I see nothing but murder and destruction...It must die.
    SCP-999: holding a spongebob figure while watching Blues Clues.

    • @Wowagreenhat
      @Wowagreenhat Рік тому +1

      Bro liked his own comment 😂😂

    • @ZeGamerZ-
      @ZeGamerZ- 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Wowagreenhatso?

    • @MishaBrunson-u7t
      @MishaBrunson-u7t 9 місяців тому +1

      Yep

    • @ThePawsketeer
      @ThePawsketeer 9 місяців тому +4

      But 999 is considered an NTE (Non Threat Entity) so 999 is safe from the GOC’s grasp to what I’ve heard

    • @rafaelmedina6342
      @rafaelmedina6342 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ThePawsketeer No SCP is safe from the GOC

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 3 роки тому +2661

    SCP-999
    The purest and most wholesome being to ever exist
    Only wants to make friends with everyone
    Gives hugs and eats candy
    Cures depression and PTSD
    Turns the violent beings into happy beings
    GOC: It has to die

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 3 роки тому +227

      No they forgot the strategic use as it could help their troops when dealing with severe physiological problems

    • @anothertarnishedone5960
      @anothertarnishedone5960 3 роки тому +152

      And maybe the only way of defeating one of the most dangerous and powerful cosmic entities.

    • @mitragermainstitut6732
      @mitragermainstitut6732 3 роки тому +197

      Probably no but if so
      GOC: *Trying To Kill 999*
      999: daddy, help.
      Scarlet King: *So You Have Chosen Death-*
      Plus the earth is gone

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 роки тому +70

      GOC: Because his mother is SCP 231-7 so it has to die!

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 роки тому +23

      @/\/\/\Hornet gamer Yeah it's pretty terrifying! It just needs to hug there

  • @adrianjivan2831
    @adrianjivan2831 4 роки тому +233

    Dude: Innocently snaps a photo of two GOCs arguing
    GOC Agent: Literally rips his phone in half

    • @jaytoplay0
      @jaytoplay0 4 роки тому +3

      He was recording it

    • @wilsonno9675
      @wilsonno9675 3 роки тому +4

      Asshole GOC destroyed my phone, can't have shit here at Site-19.

    • @haydenlee4804
      @haydenlee4804 3 роки тому +1

      3:20

    • @residentofthisplace7860
      @residentofthisplace7860 3 роки тому

      Is no one gonna mention the fact that a dude just straight up ripped a phone in half with his bare hands

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 роки тому

      ^ Ive broken bulletproof glass with just a golf club. Anything is possible with brute force, right angle and bad temper.

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 4 роки тому +1008

    Fun fact: Dr clef used to be a GOC operative before resigning and joining the scp foundation.

    • @hamzamalik7851
      @hamzamalik7851 4 роки тому +35

      Yeah agent ukele

    • @hamzamalik7851
      @hamzamalik7851 4 роки тому +24

      It's like ukelele

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 4 роки тому +11

      My foundation oc dr thyme finds out about this:
      Clef tell me what you know about the g.o.c.

    • @ithielpitt7525
      @ithielpitt7525 4 роки тому +1

      Wonder why

    • @littlebaldedone
      @littlebaldedone 4 роки тому +64

      @@ithielpitt7525 one tale says that he has a daughter who is an SCP, he joined the foundation to protect her from killing her.

  • @JohnZaun
    @JohnZaun 3 роки тому +326

    The GOC and the SCP Foundation are really Yin to one another's Yang. Neither philosophy seems to be 100% right at all times and even in the case of 682 the Foundation even acknowledges this, but if the two organizations were to merge and try and be more critical then we would likely have a much more perfect organization.

    • @silentwalker434
      @silentwalker434 2 роки тому +39

      This might sound crazy but I think an organization that's sorta a mix of the Foundation, the GOC, the Serpent's Hand and the Chaos Insurgency would be pretty interesting.

    • @humanperson3871
      @humanperson3871 2 роки тому +11

      @@silentwalker434 SCP-6001 is something like that

    • @rishanfaruquetahim8325
      @rishanfaruquetahim8325 Рік тому

      What the hell are you talking about?😤

    • @camera2178
      @camera2178 Рік тому +2

      ever heard of SCP-1730?

    • @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw
      @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw Рік тому +3

      I’d like that. No more fighting with our equals, but instead cooperation.
      I love democracy.

  • @thebigcheese1910
    @thebigcheese1910 4 роки тому +1739

    Plot twist: All of the SCP entities are just monsters who got stuck in the human realm after the door did not lead them back to the Monsters Inc. factory

    • @polyminutes8788
      @polyminutes8788 4 роки тому +36

      Bruh

    • @jeweljiang7820
      @jeweljiang7820 4 роки тому +61

      Then what about the keter scps?

    • @isaiahr7041
      @isaiahr7041 4 роки тому +17

      Thats one plot twist

    • @DeathTheTherian666
      @DeathTheTherian666 3 роки тому +16

      If they are then the SCP foundation is truly wicked

    • @isaiahr7041
      @isaiahr7041 3 роки тому +10

      @@DeathTheTherian666 cold not cruel all though cold o is cruel so

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 4 роки тому +471

    SCP Foundation, "You can't go around killing perfectly innocent SCP's. They should be contained and studied!"
    GOC: "Let's talk about that neck-snapping statue..."

    • @captainreisen481
      @captainreisen481 4 роки тому +68

      SCP:"Well then try to kill it for yourselves,i dare you."

    • @Error-hx9ze
      @Error-hx9ze 3 роки тому +35

      @@captainreisen481 The old man will surely do the trick

    • @raerae4099
      @raerae4099 3 роки тому +50

      SCP: “If you can kill it, you can have it.”

    • @willbleed550
      @willbleed550 3 роки тому +29

      SCP Foundation: He's just misunderstood!

    • @Ryzysellout
      @Ryzysellout 3 роки тому +15

      They would just be feeding scp 173 bullets

  • @randombaseddude9726
    @randombaseddude9726 3 роки тому +1192

    G.O.C: destroys the boat girlfriend.
    Boat:* crashes into the G.O.C ship at supersonic speeds*
    G.O.C: well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 роки тому +47

      SCP-1609: *laughters* OF COURSE

    • @thedirector9871
      @thedirector9871 3 роки тому +33

      The foundation: We totally didnt do anything to 066 to make it hostile

    • @arkazz1813
      @arkazz1813 3 роки тому +20

      we call this "karma" :)

    • @youtubeguy5454
      @youtubeguy5454 3 роки тому +24

      The thing is, do the COMMERCIAL BOATS/CRUISE BOATS HAVE TORPEDOS? NOOOOOOOOO. THE BOAT DID THAT OUT OF REVENGE

    • @taxevasion0336
      @taxevasion0336 3 роки тому +61

      It irritated me when the narrator said the boats had potential to do that. Like yes they did have the potential but they had no reason to and would have ignored any harassments until you KILL ONE OF THE OTHER BOATS

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 2 роки тому +147

    I'd kind of love an XCOM style game where you play as the GOC. You'd have to deploy ground teams to engage TE's, with SCP agents occasionally interfering with your missions.

    • @civilsecuritylite12054
      @civilsecuritylite12054 2 роки тому +6

      Eh, I'd like the opposite to happen with the SCP Agents and Operatives against GOC Forces that occasionally show up to terminate the Target (the SCP) that you are trying to contain in the first place.
      As not every anomaly in the SCP universe can be destroyed, or best be destroyed as shown as the chair.

    • @Sir_Guardus
      @Sir_Guardus Рік тому +4

      @@civilsecuritylite12054The chair only happened because they tossed it in a wood chipper not the incinerator there were other Weird wooden anomalies that were dangerous and guess what their all dead. Never to harm a human again as they are cinders.

    • @ScreamMario
      @ScreamMario Рік тому +1

      What are TE's?

    • @Captain_Nova16
      @Captain_Nova16 Рік тому +1

      @@ScreamMario Threat Entities, the GOC’s name that they use instead of SCP

    • @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw
      @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw Рік тому +2

      @@Captain_Nova16*usually use
      It’s only for the dangerous ones.
      Which are most of them.
      On a more unrelated note, I would also like this game.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 роки тому +682

    SCP: We would like to research these anomalies.
    GOC: RESEARCH THEIR CORPSES

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 4 роки тому +11

      Live research gives in better results.

    • @mhollis1989
      @mhollis1989 4 роки тому +20

      To be fair, some SCPs ARE corpses.

    • @disc1142
      @disc1142 4 роки тому +14

      GOC: research deez nuts lmao

    • @WinterKitsune9915
      @WinterKitsune9915 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @sans4132
      @sans4132 4 роки тому +4

      @@mhollis1989 Ikr like The living Room place its made out of Human flesh and bone

  • @kaenryuuart543
    @kaenryuuart543 4 роки тому +255

    "The GOC only have one response"
    *list several hundred way to kill it *

  • @mimi8559
    @mimi8559 4 роки тому +1182

    "who shoot first and ask questions later"
    Sounds like ntf in secret lab

    • @peanutjesus7884
      @peanutjesus7884 4 роки тому +19

      True

    • @joe_mmamaa
      @joe_mmamaa 4 роки тому +31

      Sounds like cops in GTA V

    • @ppavankumar2903
      @ppavankumar2903 4 роки тому +27

      @@joe_mmamaa why did I move here ?
      I guess it was the cops

    • @theghoulnoah6076
      @theghoulnoah6076 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh how are going to get answers if you fucking kill them

    • @SamHowell7582
      @SamHowell7582 4 роки тому +10

      Or american police in real life

  • @clydrexezekielalzate9707
    @clydrexezekielalzate9707 3 роки тому +52

    "Who shoots first and ask questions later"
    Yep that's a typical gta police officer

  • @niclaswa5408
    @niclaswa5408 3 роки тому +381

    GOC: "All of those people would've lived if we neutralized it right away!"
    SCP: "All of those people would've lived if we didn't neutralize it right away!"

    • @TheNightlessFall
      @TheNightlessFall Рік тому +34

      Also SCP: "Alright time to genocide humanity."

    • @coldsoulanimation7412
      @coldsoulanimation7412 Рік тому +14

      ​@@TheNightlessFall scp 5000: 💀

    • @jackiecheng7209
      @jackiecheng7209 Рік тому +4

      I mean SCP foundation’s containment breach is more deadly and frequent than GOC accidents

    • @itsuk1_1
      @itsuk1_1 Рік тому +7

      judging by the fucking result GOC is right

    • @Ze_Borb
      @Ze_Borb 7 місяців тому

      @@coldsoulanimation7412 Literally! Because thats the Look on EVERYONES face now.

  • @g5knightlyshell445
    @g5knightlyshell445 4 роки тому +587

    Serpent Hand be like: lets just hug

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 4 роки тому +37

      Serpent's hand towards the GOC: *FBI OPEN UP!*

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 4 роки тому +15

      @Seth Carrothers and the foundation is somewhere in the middle

    • @gwinnr6134
      @gwinnr6134 4 роки тому +10

      @@w1ndgeneral226 GOC, turning around with a laser rifle, “no u”

    • @unknownmemes1337
      @unknownmemes1337 4 роки тому +4

      You forgot about the GRU and UIU

    • @limita9961
      @limita9961 4 роки тому +9

      SCP: Okay, then you can hug this statue.

  • @frederickechon8869
    @frederickechon8869 3 роки тому +654

    GOC destroy any anomalous entity
    That one broken chair :
    Anyway i started teleporting to their lungs

  • @unclelarry8842
    @unclelarry8842 3 роки тому +327

    I hope the GOC really gets more attention in the Fandom they're pretty underrated

    • @themushr00mcafe93
      @themushr00mcafe93 3 роки тому +4

      No

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 3 роки тому +106

      @@themushr00mcafe93 Foundation be like: "b-but muh teleporting chair and mistreatment of SCPs!" While simultaneously sending a bunch of d-class to a fate worse than death.

    • @g.o.c.globaloccultcoalitio6921
      @g.o.c.globaloccultcoalitio6921 3 роки тому +71

      Thank your for your respect.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 3 роки тому +40

      @@g.o.c.globaloccultcoalitio6921 Here king you dropped this 👑

    • @sentinelgod1624
      @sentinelgod1624 3 роки тому +1

      Larry never lies

  • @batteryduck6749
    @batteryduck6749 3 роки тому +644

    999: *can make everyone happy and cure trauma*
    GOC: *ANOTHER PIRATE TO WALK THE PLANK*

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 3 роки тому +29

      The serpent's hand wants to see you in their office, *NOW!*

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 3 роки тому +10

      SCP: Chaotic good UIU: well you know the meme

    • @monoshi9437
      @monoshi9437 3 роки тому +12

      GOC:he is the devil! Burn him with fire! (this is my imagination I was thinking about GOC react to 999)

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 роки тому +5

      @@w1ndgeneral226 Serpent's Hands: Guess we won't invite those "GOC" to our library

    • @youssefwalli9098
      @youssefwalli9098 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @w1ndgeneral226
    @w1ndgeneral226 4 роки тому +336

    Thumbnail:
    Me: The Serpent's Hand wants to see you in their office, *NOW*

    • @sov7513
      @sov7513 4 роки тому +18

      Noooo you can't destroy da blob!
      Haha, bombs goes boom!

    • @bookboi509
      @bookboi509 4 роки тому +1

      Also the nine tailed fox red right hand and every mtf team wants to meat you too loads shotgun

    • @tauhedushsalam3877
      @tauhedushsalam3877 4 роки тому

      @@bookboi509 haha

    • @isaiahr7041
      @isaiahr7041 4 роки тому

      @@sov7513 don't worry he can't die....I think

    • @unregisteredhypercam2774
      @unregisteredhypercam2774 3 роки тому

      @@bookboi509 nooooooooo I don't wanna meat

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 роки тому +247

    SCP: damn, this statue can snap necc, let's research it
    GOC: loads shotgun with religious intent

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 4 роки тому +9

      Only religious intent for loading a shotgun is if youre trying to shoot a deity. 🍵🤔

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 роки тому +10

      Until they meet an immortal

    • @leafymarmot6348
      @leafymarmot6348 4 роки тому +8

      Hey song angel with a shotgun
      Thanks for the likes guys hope you like the song

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 роки тому +5

      Such as a certain hard to kill scalie boi

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 роки тому +5

      Or a certain little girl who if you struck your heart will explode

  • @Zer-ec4ly
    @Zer-ec4ly 3 роки тому +33

    SCP and GOC is like a pair of siblings that can't see eye to eye in daily basis but will cooperate when threaten.

  • @g4be782
    @g4be782 4 роки тому +673

    SCP Foundation: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL ANOMALIES LIKE THIS, IN A LOT OF CASES THIS IS NOT ETHIC
    GOC: Ha ha my M16 goes brrrr

    • @youssefwalli9098
      @youssefwalli9098 4 роки тому +14

      GOC id doing wrong because they also kill none anomalous SCPs

    • @RpgBlasterRpg
      @RpgBlasterRpg 4 роки тому +6

      SERPANT HAND :NOOOOO !!!!!

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +3

      DEATH TO THE GOC

    • @OzVeroy
      @OzVeroy 4 роки тому

      When they killed 053
      053 : use uno reverse

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +2

      Ethics comity is mostly a joke.
      procedure 110-montauk

  • @tobias1511
    @tobias1511 4 роки тому +180

    SCP-999: The only thing that protect us for an evil interdimensioal being.
    GOC: HOW DARE YOU

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 4 роки тому +13

      I think even the goc whould protect 999 If they knew, is not their fault

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +6

      @@heartlessnobody1143 yes

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 4 роки тому +16

      @@heartlessnobody1143 That's the problem, they shoot first so they could have provoked many world ending scenarios

    • @sdguardscpfoundationbruh
      @sdguardscpfoundationbruh 4 роки тому +4

      foundation is the only thing that protect us from anything

    • @abdullahhammad9050
      @abdullahhammad9050 4 роки тому +4

      Well I mean the scp containment breach takes a lot of lives and I more on GOC gang because they don’t destroy all scps only ones who could be dangerous so they will mercy few scps while the foundation contains all of them even the ones That are not needed or just bad and they just keep feeding class d to them so sure they are not perfect but for me I say they are be better then the foundation in the short term and some times in the long

  • @mewdoesstuff
    @mewdoesstuff 3 роки тому +456

    *"Rip and Tear, until it is done."*
    - GOC Chairman

    • @Headgasket-
      @Headgasket- 3 роки тому +11

      **meathook and double barrel shotgun loading intensifies**

    • @codussigma
      @codussigma 3 роки тому +3

      doomguy'd leave the harmless ones

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 роки тому +1

      Response Level 0: No Threat
      Keep under occasional observation. Do not engage without permission from Central Command, unless immediate First, Second, or Third Mission concerns arise.
      The majority of paranormal phenomena discovered by the GOC fall under this category, being mere curiosities rather than threats. As liquidation of said phenomena would not be worth expenditure of assets, these paranormal entities are left in place.

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 2 роки тому +1

      Doomguy would turn 682 into his steed

    • @cheshirehat8355
      @cheshirehat8355 2 роки тому +1

      Doomguy when he meets 682:"finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

  • @El_Cubano7_Rec
    @El_Cubano7_Rec 3 роки тому +24

    anomaly: cute, nice, and not a threat to humanity.
    Goc: your free trial of life has ended.

  • @anonymousnoone7035
    @anonymousnoone7035 4 роки тому +147

    GOC: Humanity's hotter.
    SCP: Anomalies are hotter.

    • @israeliarmedforcesspeciali2566
      @israeliarmedforcesspeciali2566 3 роки тому +3

      no humanity is

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 3 роки тому +6

      @@israeliarmedforcesspeciali2566 Agreed! That's why I'm all about the GOC.

    • @ayetazrac8002
      @ayetazrac8002 3 роки тому +2

      the heck?

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 3 роки тому +2

      @@ayetazrac8002 Exactly! The heck is wrong with the foundation? They're treating anomalies as if they're more important than human lives!

    • @genghiskhan.2265
      @genghiskhan.2265 3 роки тому +1

      @@anonymousnoone7035 I’M ALL OVER KILLING YOU ALL HUMANS ARE TERRIABLE PLZ SAVE MY BABY EARTH :(

  • @Eviscuer
    @Eviscuer 4 роки тому +130

    SCP: Secure, Contain, Protect
    GOC: Destroy, Destroy, Destroy

    • @abderianagelast7868
      @abderianagelast7868 4 роки тому +23

      More like "Identify, Neutralize, Protect". The GOC is portrayed as far more diabolical than they actually are. They aren't great or anything, but they operate in a similar fashion to military organizations. I think both are necessary and would be more efficient if they could somehow work together.

    • @Eviscuer
      @Eviscuer 4 роки тому +8

      @@abderianagelast7868 I was trying to make a joke.

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 4 роки тому +3

      @@abderianagelast7868 r/woooosh

    • @markgnann7439
      @markgnann7439 4 роки тому +11

      It's more like Gestroy, Oestroy, Cestroy

    • @abderianagelast7868
      @abderianagelast7868 4 роки тому +7

      @@markgnann7439 See, THIS is a joke. I like this.

  • @thebritishnot
    @thebritishnot 3 роки тому +234

    SCP Organization: Secure Contain Protect
    G.O.C : Perish Paranormal Threats

    • @globaloccuiltcoalition4908
      @globaloccuiltcoalition4908 3 роки тому +19

      It's Glory Of Comedy

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 3 роки тому +4

      It really is kinda weird how the three including the Horizon Initiative could work together.

    • @thedirector9871
      @thedirector9871 3 роки тому +4

      @@ohwell6422 The HI hates anomalies
      *unless ofcourse if its religious*

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 3 роки тому

      @@thedirector9871 Hey I guess if they cooperate with the COTBG as the triumvirate it works

    • @weegee_darthno4045
      @weegee_darthno4045 3 роки тому +1

      @@globaloccuiltcoalition4908 If you acronym "Glory Of comedy" Its GOC, I have been bamboozled

  • @wolves44445
    @wolves44445 3 роки тому +463

    SCP treats actual humans like cannon fodder. You can argue about the ethics of eliminating innocent scp’s all day, but it won’t change the fact that the SCP will never have the moral high ground.

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 3 роки тому +36

      neither the SCP nor the GOC have the moral highground.
      The GOC have been known to target and attempt to eliminate (or in some cases, succeed in eliminating) sentient nearly-human anomalies several times.
      Meanwhile, the SCP foundation is willing to throw prison inmates (and sometimes random people and even children) into the jaws of monsters just to see what would happen ("FOR SCIENCE!")
      They're both morally reprehensible.

    • @ciceroissad4821
      @ciceroissad4821 3 роки тому +8

      @@cassou124 But like, they were already going to die from the death sentence, it's good that they could serve as tests for the containment of something that could kill everyone if not studied for means of containment.
      And the GOC killing SCPS will only cause too many deaths. If necessary, the SCP foundation may or may not kill SCPs with certainty that they will not become something after that.
      Only if necessary.

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 3 роки тому +7

      @@ciceroissad4821 Some of the SCP's tests are inhumane and can be done on "safe" NPCs just to see what happens.
      I didn't say SCP foundation never has the moral high ground, just that it doesn't always have it. More often than not, it's just the lesser of 2 evils.
      Also some of the people used for tests and containment protocols are random citizens and children, according to some of the tales. I doubt there are any children on death row

    • @ciceroissad4821
      @ciceroissad4821 3 роки тому +16

      @@cassou124 About the civilians, some can also volunteer in tests done by the foundation, and the children I think are orphans...
      In short, I understand that there is not much morality in containing SCPS or testing such in general.

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 3 роки тому +13

      @@ciceroissad4821 some of the children are "grown"/cloned by the SCP foundation iirc, which, again, not rly morally good... just, probably better than having the SCP wipe out a crapton of people I guess?

  • @EndoClaw
    @EndoClaw 3 роки тому +244

    Anomalous chair:breaths.
    GOC: “The game was rigged from the start” shoots
    The chair: uses uno reverse card

  • @banan4990
    @banan4990 4 роки тому +156

    Scp:*chillin*
    GOC: *your free trial of life has ended*

  • @justasimplebrush3061
    @justasimplebrush3061 4 роки тому +353

    Bet the GOC were the real reason of why the dinosaurs went extinct.

  • @forbiddenchannel4901
    @forbiddenchannel4901 3 роки тому +28

    “Fear comes from lack of bullets.”
    -Chairman of GOC

  • @severedghost
    @severedghost 4 роки тому +53

    The GOC is essentially batman in the first half of B v S = “If we believe there’s even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.”

    • @Kyuubi112LOL
      @Kyuubi112LOL 4 роки тому +7

      And often that logic bites them in the ass... And then they come back crying, begging SCP foundation to save their asses...

    • @neoselket562
      @neoselket562 4 роки тому +7

      The SCP foundation is like that too tho

    • @zhaiketoledo3658
      @zhaiketoledo3658 4 роки тому +1

      @@neoselket562 Oh boy i can imagine Able doing this

  • @ryukaze20
    @ryukaze20 4 роки тому +361

    Innocent Human-like SCP: Living normally and peacefully
    GOC: That "Person" is VERY SUS... *Readies Guns with Malicious Intent*

    • @unregisteredhypercam2774
      @unregisteredhypercam2774 3 роки тому +3

      Cocks gun*

    • @kathiadkins9960
      @kathiadkins9960 3 роки тому +7

      PA BRING OUT THE SHOTGUN FOR THIS ONE I THINK WE FOUND OURSELVES SOME DINNER

    • @pen_t4152
      @pen_t4152 3 роки тому +5

      I would highly recommend you read the GOC's operating manuals, that are located on their hub: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-hub-page
      In them, they literally say that most anomalies, be they human or not, are assigned Threat Level 0 or 1 - aka they don't fall under the proper definition "parathreat" and are thus LEFT ALONE, simply observed.
      EDIT: Not to mention the fact that the GOC actually employs about 10000% more anomalous personnel than the Foundation.

    • @globaloccuiltcoalition4908
      @globaloccuiltcoalition4908 3 роки тому

      @@pen_t4152 wtf 😒

    • @travelingmerchant6434
      @travelingmerchant6434 3 роки тому +2

      GOC over muffled screams: "and i took that personally"

  • @emmettandjaxon5416
    @emmettandjaxon5416 4 роки тому +76

    Goc: let’s kill the tickle monster
    Me: I swear don’t do it. It’s harmless

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 4 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure they wouldn't actually go after it considering that it is widely believed to be the only hope of saving this universe when the Scaret King comes knocking by. That being said, the Foundation could maybe ask 239 to help with that, but it's no guarantee as to whether she'll go through with it.

    • @captainreisen481
      @captainreisen481 4 роки тому +13

      GOC:*Attempts to kill 999
      682 and the bois:"And we took that personally."

    • @ronniexfile7701
      @ronniexfile7701 3 роки тому

      Goc you are killed

    • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
      @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 3 роки тому +1

      @@captainreisen481 ya’know - I’m unsure if it’s completely true - but SCP-682 is potentially another child of The Scarlet King - which means 682 would be defending his brother if someone else tried to kill him
      I love this - thank you

    • @captainreisen481
      @captainreisen481 3 роки тому +1

      @@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 precisely. You're welcome

  • @starmanexe7721
    @starmanexe7721 3 роки тому +9

    9:47 The expression "to kingdom come", spoken by this specific narrator and in this specific context, made me laugh way too much for some (anomalous?) reason.

  • @threefs2082
    @threefs2082 4 роки тому +29

    (Imagine this)
    GOC:Destroy SCP-999
    05 Councel:Welp We Lost our last hope and Good luck destroying the Scarlet King
    "05 Councel left the group"
    GOC:wait what?
    "Scarlet King joined the group"

  • @Dylan-go1ku
    @Dylan-go1ku 3 роки тому +105

    Tickle Monster: Tickles
    GOC: so you have chosen death

    • @kyedeguzman2905
      @kyedeguzman2905 3 роки тому +7

      The entire universe: *so,you have chosen death*

  • @volumist
    @volumist 3 роки тому +154

    SCP: Secure Contain Protect.
    GOC: DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY.

  • @Enderguy57
    @Enderguy57 3 місяці тому +2

    GOC: kills anomalies
    682: exists

  • @turtlewithepicmemes5616
    @turtlewithepicmemes5616 4 роки тому +291

    Man, scp is the best, well way better with this voice

  • @mabogibo525
    @mabogibo525 4 роки тому +113

    "Not so innocent now, does it?"
    Say that again after you kill John Wick's puppy.

    • @globaloccuiltcoalition4908
      @globaloccuiltcoalition4908 3 роки тому

      Gestroy Ostroy Cestroy

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah the exemple is not so good
      If the cruise ship dont kill the other boat nothing will be destroyed x)

  • @duaneclarence8758
    @duaneclarence8758 4 роки тому +149

    First heard of these guys in the SCP Ghost Town short film by Evan Royalty.

    • @pandabigfat8297
      @pandabigfat8297 4 роки тому +4

      Which part? I don’t remember

    • @shadow200343
      @shadow200343 4 роки тому +6

      @@pandabigfat8297 First big mention is when the SCP MTF capture the UN member. It'll be after the firefight and during the interrogation.

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 роки тому +1

      @@shadow200343 yeah, it was Fox. Big deal that it was Fox.

  • @louisgantengsedunia4597
    @louisgantengsedunia4597 3 роки тому +22

    "Shoot first ask question later" and thats how GOC accidentaly do war crime

    • @jayseaandfriends
      @jayseaandfriends 2 роки тому

      its not a war crime if they arent people *taps head*

  • @IndigoIced
    @IndigoIced 4 роки тому +64

    Scp 1522: just happily sailing along together
    Goc: TITANIC

    • @heathern6737
      @heathern6737 4 роки тому +5

      *sobs* Those cute little boats were in love!

    • @Coolest-Daniel
      @Coolest-Daniel 4 роки тому +5

      @@heathern6737 BuT tHeY wHeRe a DaNgEr To SoCiEtY wHaT iF tHeY cRaShEd InTo A cRuIsE sHiP

    • @heathern6737
      @heathern6737 4 роки тому +3

      @@Coolest-Daniel The GOC made them a danger. They loved playing with whales! According to the article "two small partially-formed" boats were found inside 1522-2.... it was pregnant when they killed it!

    • @kryn
      @kryn 4 роки тому

      @@heathern6737 Terminate the small boats too in my opinion.

    • @heathern6737
      @heathern6737 4 роки тому

      @@kryn So Mean!

  • @silverwing6175
    @silverwing6175 4 роки тому +105

    peaceful anomaly exists
    GOC: so anyway, I started blasting

  • @Phobos842
    @Phobos842 4 роки тому +64

    anomalies: exists
    GOC: so you has chosen... death

  • @randompatriot
    @randompatriot Рік тому +8

    "Foundation supporters or the foundation itself love to bring the SCP-1609 incident when criticizing the GOC."
    My understanding of the sentence:
    Security Agent 1: You know the GOC?
    Security Agent 2: You mean the idiots who shredded a chair and made it hostile?
    Security Agent 1: Yeah, idiots.
    **insert laughing track here**

  • @glowtail3744
    @glowtail3744 4 роки тому +91

    The very violent version of scp

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 4 роки тому +9

      Well, more like the angel version of SCP to the D-Class people.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 4 роки тому +2

      So no one is right

    • @saijonoshi2923
      @saijonoshi2923 4 роки тому

      Nah it will be the three moon initiative they are literally the version of the foundation that f@ck up

  • @infidius
    @infidius 3 роки тому +305

    GOC guard: The Scp foundation is stoopid
    Coughs sawdust

    • @strongmoose4937
      @strongmoose4937 3 роки тому +48

      SCP Foundation: GOC are so irresponsible.
      Meanwhile at 36 SCP Foundation sites: *The site is experiencing multiple keter-euclid level containment breaches, full-site lockdown initiated*

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 3 роки тому +8

      @@strongmoose4937 Least they can contain the breaches most of the time unlike the flaming path of destruction the GOC and Chaos leave in their wake

    • @arandomguy8771
      @arandomguy8771 3 роки тому +10

      @@EnigmaEnginseer I mean to be fair to the GOC the 2 times they stated it going poorly when they tried to destroy it only GOC members died so they did kinda do their jobs just took some casualties doing it, in my opinion GOC is morally right but the SCP foundation has a point also and is right in its own way very much like Ying and Yang

  • @MrCardz
    @MrCardz 4 роки тому +30

    Ever since the Chaos Insurgency video, I was hoping you'd do more videos on different GOIs, and I am not disappointed! Most SCP media tends to hyper-focus on the Chaos Insurgency as the only opponents to the Foundation, and I am happy that you are introducing different GOIs and broadening the horizons, so to say. Great video! Keep it up. :)

  • @ThePuppyTurtle
    @ThePuppyTurtle 3 роки тому +341

    The problem with both the Foundation and the GOC isn't the specifics of their preferred method of dealing with the anomalous, but the fact that they're both committed to sticking to their one policy regardless of how stupid an idea this proves to be. A rational organization could just alternate between destroying, containing, and accepting anomalous things based on what makes sense in an individual situation, but both the GOC and the Foundation are dogmatically committed to a single approach which they continue to observe no matter how little sense it makes. They're like two people taking a true or false test, one of whom blindly marks all questions as true, the other of whom blindly marks all as false. They're both idiots, not because of the general properties of the answer "true" or the answer "false," but because they have no capacity to adapt to situations in which their preferred option is undesirable.
    This is why the Serpent's Hand ends up being the best organization in the mythos. They have a preferred policy toward anomalies, which is liberating them, but they don't hesitate to deviate from that policy when the situation calls for it. Where the foundation is not capable of just killing a monster that they have to feed children to, and the GOC is not capable of just accepting the existence of an extremely helpful anomaly, the Hand is able to judge anomalies individually, because it views them as just another valid part of the world rather than as a category that must be approached in a single way.

  • @no_0riginality937
    @no_0riginality937 4 роки тому +76

    GOC: We are destroying these “anomalies” for the sake of humanity
    SCP Foundation: Great and noble goal but poorly executed, for god’s sake you morons gave a chair that is now mulch anxiety and PTSD and destroyed the boats that were minding their own business not your fault you guys lost your men

    • @machine_cairo587
      @machine_cairo587 4 роки тому +19

      I don't think the Foundation has any right to stamd there when they have done so much shady things that has caused things to get worse for the world or has killed for their research. Things like tge End of Death canon or the Three Moons Initiative are some fucked shit for their own sake.
      Not saying one is better than the other but both sides have no right to say they have a moral high ground

    • @no_0riginality937
      @no_0riginality937 4 роки тому +9

      @@machine_cairo587 Mhm yep I agree. I originally wanted to put a disclaimer that neither sides are in the right since they have caused life and anomaly causalities due most decisions they made...but i didn’t caused I got lazy hehehe and despite I like the foundation a little more I have to admit they have done some shady things in order to contain certain SCPs and protect humanity

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 3 роки тому +9

      @@no_0riginality937 let's not forget the same doctor who critized the GOC would later go on to get killed by a formaly safe spc by killing the scps family. Now that "safe" scp kills anyone who doesn't let her ride on their vehicle.

    • @Valorhammer
      @Valorhammer 3 роки тому +4

      at the end of it all, through means and ends, GOC will always be monsters cause we all know they're gonna kill SCP-999

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 роки тому

      ^ They cant do that. 999 is just a baby, but he is growing stronger every day. And think about how powerful he already is. 😳👍

  • @volumist
    @volumist 3 роки тому +111

    SCP: Let's contain anomalies! These ones is keter!
    Chaos Insurgency: No! Let's use them! We will kill everyone with this keter SCPs!
    Serpent's hand: Wait! Let's let them out! They will destroy! They are the keter class!
    GOC: What? They are 100% clear already neutralised!
    GRU Division-P: You guys still have to contain anomalies?

    • @clintregienaldorian4562
      @clintregienaldorian4562 3 роки тому +3

      Ok

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 роки тому +9

      UIU:I'ma just get some popcorn you deal with this Keter class

    • @xanderbordendoescrappystuf8874
      @xanderbordendoescrappystuf8874 2 роки тому +2

      @@Mega-rx9sr I'd imagine they'd slowly trudge away, sulking about being weak and ignored.
      But that's solely based on how they're treated by the Foundation and other GoI's.

    • @WeAintJokinHere
      @WeAintJokinHere Рік тому +1

      Ethics community:

  • @discworldfan
    @discworldfan 4 роки тому +71

    "let's destroy the chair.. what could go wrong?" :D
    "Oooh let's destroy that ship.. Nothing can surely go wrong right?" : D
    SCP:.. *facepalms*

    • @thedirector9871
      @thedirector9871 4 роки тому +8

      you clearly dont know
      that it wasnt the GOCs fault that chair was a pain in the asa
      besides the Operation against the boats were successful

    • @Kyuubi112LOL
      @Kyuubi112LOL 4 роки тому +11

      @@thedirector9871 if by success you mean the destruction of an anomaly with a 100% death ratio on the GOC side, then yes, it was. Pyrrhic as fuck but yeah, victory.

    • @thatonewhocrashed4612
      @thatonewhocrashed4612 4 роки тому +7

      @@Kyuubi112LOL i mean there are anomalies that wipe out facilities then permanently escape when they could've terminated it when it was captured

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +5

      @@thatonewhocrashed4612 Things is SCP like to contain and study the anomalies despite they need be destroy like 173 or 106. And GoC policy dragged a innocent anomalies like 999 into crossfire without asking question first.

    • @Kyuubi112LOL
      @Kyuubi112LOL 4 роки тому +6

      @@thatonewhocrashed4612 but that's the thing - the Foundation already knows from the experience that even an attempt of the destruction of anomalies either can make things worse. For example, anomalies can become more violent or simply reappear somewhere else. If you contain them, then you at least know where they are and you know that for some time they won't hurt anyone. That and there are anomalies that if ever destroyed would make too much chaos. The best example? SCP-231... If you kill them, say goodbye to the universe...

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 3 роки тому +53

    Harmless Anomaly: *just minding its own business*
    GOC: Your free trial of existance has ended

  • @AlsatorNg6567
    @AlsatorNg6567 3 роки тому +46

    Scp foundation:*found a beautiful unicorn
    GOC:Sir,5 heavy crusiers 10 battleships 18 carriers and 189 tanks are ready

    • @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN
      @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN 3 роки тому +5

      You forgot 5 nuclear bombs (50 megaton each) and 2000 divisions

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 3 роки тому +2

      with a thousand on the way

    • @carlosvalerochavez3045
      @carlosvalerochavez3045 3 роки тому

      Let's not forget about the satelites ready to fire

    • @benlex5672
      @benlex5672 10 місяців тому +1

      since it's unicorn, I'd say Templars might be involved... DEUS VULT

  • @Meme-Republic
    @Meme-Republic 4 роки тому +71

    Trivia: The Bearded Guy is neither SCP Nor GOC.

  • @razaliabrahim4293
    @razaliabrahim4293 4 роки тому +65

    laws of physics: *doesnt exist*
    GOC: So anyways, I started blasting

  • @zombiedalekweck2243
    @zombiedalekweck2243 2 роки тому +8

    Funfact: the GOC does actually attempt to contain anomalies, if you look at their list they have like 5ish I believe which they have under THEIR direct containment, it can't kill although often times or not it just throws it at the SCP Foundation and says "deal with it"

  • @SCPFoundationLORE
    @SCPFoundationLORE 4 роки тому +108

    Everybody jokes around here about "Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" and I just pleasantly surprised someone talked about the GOC as a gray moral organization with its pros and cons.

    • @globaloccuiltcoalition4908
      @globaloccuiltcoalition4908 3 роки тому +1

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @matthewbeach2669
      @matthewbeach2669 3 роки тому +20

      Personally I think GOC makes more sense then the Foundation. Considering the huge majority of anomalies being horrific monster that butcher humans with little to no reason other then violations to there nonsensical rules. The "kill them all with fire "approach seems like a far more rational mindset to me, then the "go out of our way spending lives and resources to protect a horrific monsters" approach that is the SCP foundations. The death of Innocent anomalies is tragic, buts its not like SCP 682, 1048, 049 are making sure they don't kill Innocents humans now are they.

    • @SleepingSoulK
      @SleepingSoulK 3 роки тому +13

      @@matthewbeach2669 Lets not even talk about how the SCP foundation literally has prisoners for "testing" their likely of surviving is slim I do know they are murderers and rapist ect however they cant go around talking about how they are doing everything to protect humanity when they sent D boy to get torn apart by a vortex of infinite pain

    • @agustofurrywolf
      @agustofurrywolf 3 роки тому +2

      Okay Bookburners

    • @joxvur0088
      @joxvur0088 3 роки тому +6

      @@matthewbeach2669 There is some argument to your message. But remember: the GOC do end up creating sometimes more problems than needed. Example being the Chair and Boat SCPs spoken of during the video. Transforming simple and non-violent entities into unintentional killing machines. I understand everyone’s desire to destroy the SCPs, given how we have 682, 079, 173, and 106. But I’d rather study the otherworldly anomalies then create more disasters than needed.

  • @dominicmusgrove3203
    @dominicmusgrove3203 4 роки тому +39

    "your girlfriend is punching my horse"
    "You've got too many legs"

  • @devine9018
    @devine9018 4 роки тому +13

    "SCP 1609's treatment was a massive show of incompetence. Here at the SCP foundation, we would never act as foolishly or as rashly as that"
    -Dr L, shortly after being assigned to SCP 1337

  • @ethanmata7200
    @ethanmata7200 Рік тому +17

    GOC: puts explosives on scp 999. The Entire SCP Fanbase: Your permission to live has been removed.

  • @arshattri5708
    @arshattri5708 4 роки тому +11

    SCP : We finally invented a time machine after decades of research .
    GOC: U got something for me ?

  • @JamesMa11hewsLIVE
    @JamesMa11hewsLIVE 4 роки тому +37

    The fact that the Serpents hand are better at their job then the GOC are, is saying a hell of a lot...

    • @abdullrahmanmotawae717
      @abdullrahmanmotawae717 4 роки тому +4

      Ouch, that gotta hurt man

    • @wolfman6696
      @wolfman6696 4 роки тому +13

      To be fair, the Serpents Hand's job just requires the other groups to not do their own. SCPs would be all over out in the open if not for the Foundation and the GOC.

    • @TempestaDominus
      @TempestaDominus 4 роки тому +4

      Heck, Wondertainment has a better track record than them.

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 4 роки тому +4

      The fact that the Serpent's Hand have casual and regular access to an interdimensional and multiversal realm containing the sum total of all knowledge that ever did, will, and won't exist, and don't have a Masquerade to maintain, it's not really comparable. Plus, despite the GOC using units of advanced mechanized forces and thaumaturgists, most of the time they use regular (if high0end) military assets from their UN backers to appear less-strange and to ensure that field losses are not difficult to replace.

  • @plantguy9
    @plantguy9 3 роки тому +42

    Guess poor Iris who is SCP 105 might be six feet under if the GOC have anything to say about it.

  • @ezoni8438
    @ezoni8438 Місяць тому +2

    What people think GOC is like : "Haha we killed this chair"
    What the GOC is actually like : *kills a god and an eigenweapon*

  • @oinves7619
    @oinves7619 3 роки тому +205

    the thumbnail: exists
    me: sees it
    *a day later*
    *entire GOC dead*

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 3 роки тому +12

      Serpent's hand: *"FBI OPEN UP!"*

    • @thedirector9871
      @thedirector9871 3 роки тому +9

      @@w1ndgeneral226 more like UIU open up

    • @snakesnake9882
      @snakesnake9882 3 роки тому +7

      Every thing in reality and every other reality: destroy that thing that destroyed the tickle monsetr

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 роки тому

      What

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 роки тому +5

      Seriously tho, Imma show them all a pic of Shy Guy if they harm 999. it's too ducking pure for this world

  • @ovzombie9477
    @ovzombie9477 3 роки тому +115

    So, both cases illustrate their incompetence in handling anomalies.

    • @wilsonno9675
      @wilsonno9675 3 роки тому +32

      682: "How are you humans still alive after the Masquerade failed and you learn about the existence of two incompetent organizations?"
      Humanity: "I have no idea."

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 2 роки тому +3

      Fine you want a successful anomalie operation? Okay so remember those chicken human things? When a containment breach happened those things nearly wiped out a city untill the GOC killed every last one and the scp foundation cared more for the eggs than the people that died and they also fired at the GOC trying to prevent them from destroying the last eggs resulting in heavy losses on both sides but the GOC came out on top that incident nearly sparked a war between the orginisations over some stupid murderous abominations eggs.

  • @djeragon3615
    @djeragon3615 4 роки тому +55

    They can't properly eliminate chair, how would they stand a chance against Scarlet King then?

    • @anibalalejandrofernandez300
      @anibalalejandrofernandez300 4 роки тому +5

      Or 682? Or even 096?

    • @kenayduque22
      @kenayduque22 4 роки тому +12

      Every organization makes mistakes, the problem here is the fact that they did not understand the Scp's before destroy or control them. An error that was comprehensible in other circumstances, is unforgiving due to the circumnstances

    • @SilenceBot
      @SilenceBot 4 роки тому +1

      Lots of nukes

    • @Error-hx9ze
      @Error-hx9ze 4 роки тому

      Anomalies power

    • @golddiesel
      @golddiesel 4 роки тому

      @@SilenceBot no

  • @ChairTheBee
    @ChairTheBee Рік тому +6

    0:19 *NOT THE CHAIR!!! NOT AGAIN*

  • @lancelot669
    @lancelot669 4 роки тому +177

    Must suck to be them since most SCPs just are unkillable.

    • @thuyvo9661
      @thuyvo9661 4 роки тому +11

      I they have a lot of way to kill that unkiable

    • @jessicagalvin4598
      @jessicagalvin4598 4 роки тому +23

      How could they kill SCP-682? They’d probably end up making it evolve stronger than it already is.

    • @thuyvo9661
      @thuyvo9661 4 роки тому +12

      @@jessicagalvin4598 if they have the entry to 2935 . They just put every unkillable scp to 2935 ( the o death) probably it can be SK but may be not

    • @thuyvo9661
      @thuyvo9661 4 роки тому +5

      @@jessicagalvin4598 i always think if GOC have all cool scp what they will do . If they have cain will they let cain see 096 face ? Or what will happen if they have 001 the factory? I think they will have all TOY they ever wish for

    • @thuyvo9661
      @thuyvo9661 4 роки тому +1

      @@jessicagalvin4598 after all every thing can happen and if you have imagination you can write a story you want ( scp foundation have alot of way to reset time line)

  • @cascas9656
    @cascas9656 4 роки тому +8

    1:22 I like that he pronounces these words like they're cultish spells.

  • @spaz6223
    @spaz6223 4 роки тому +20

    Me: (sneazes poison gas)
    GOC: So you have chosen death.

    • @luxen4216
      @luxen4216 4 роки тому +3

      This would be funny until you realize your not immune to the poison gas, and then you just die after you sneeze

  • @fasology
    @fasology Рік тому +13

    I’m with the GOC I don’t like anomalies they could end the world so for once shoot first ask questions later sounds pretty good for me👍

  • @Insomia-Clown
    @Insomia-Clown 4 роки тому +9

    When I see 999 with bombs in it in the thumbnail I was ready to bash someone’s head against the wall for trying to hurt our smol bean

  • @wcfranklinjr1997
    @wcfranklinjr1997 4 роки тому +13

    An entity exist:
    GOC: CALL AN AMBULANCE...but not for me!

  • @Random-uw8nl
    @Random-uw8nl 4 роки тому +10

    2:20 look at those moves

  • @arson1tez
    @arson1tez 3 роки тому +4

    GOC: We now classify KTE - 682 as LTE -682.
    SCPF: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @Roach_draws_stuff
    @Roach_draws_stuff 4 роки тому +75

    Sometimes I wish for the SCP foundation to be real, at the same time I am glad that it's not.

  • @theunknown5564
    @theunknown5564 4 роки тому +37

    The ones they can’t destroy they usually throw into the [REDACTED]

    • @saijonoshi2923
      @saijonoshi2923 4 роки тому +1

      Let me give you a lvl 5 information
      Its the Foundation

  • @Serap5741
    @Serap5741 4 роки тому +9

    Wooden chair: *exists*
    GOC: is this a threat?

  • @nugrohoiskandar9451
    @nugrohoiskandar9451 3 роки тому +7

    "It's a lot to take in, but don't worry, there's not going to be a quiz later."
    That's funny.

  • @xstyr6698
    @xstyr6698 4 роки тому +4

    “Wow, these GOC guys don’t seem that pleasant. But hey they can’t be that bad!”
    *Ichabod Campaign* : Are you sure about that?

  • @Uraniumpanda
    @Uraniumpanda 4 роки тому +62

    Goc: hey your gonna die since your an anomaly we don’t know
    The anomaly: but I do nothing
    Goc: no die
    The anomaly: me mad >:((
    Goc: *OH SHI-*

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 3 роки тому +4

      I did nothi-
      DID I STUTTER?

    • @dyslexicmidget1344
      @dyslexicmidget1344 3 роки тому +1

      I mean they are the right ones, the anomalies dont matter, they are abominations that need to be cleansed for mankind, the SCP foundation are fools, they can execute several dangerous scp's but they dont, GOC is the only thing thats actually bettering mankind

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 3 роки тому +5

      @@dyslexicmidget1344 SCP 999: Is a depression curing slime ball that will grow up to be the world's saviour from the most dangerous being ever
      GOC: I dunno man, seems kinda ground to be terminated to me

    • @WarAndThunder-li2iv
      @WarAndThunder-li2iv 3 місяці тому

      @@historicflame972will be concealed and classified NTE-999, Non-Threat Entity 999.

  • @almightyegg8667
    @almightyegg8667 3 роки тому +6

    GOC: We kill anomalies.
    SCP: **Munches Doritos** Yeah we end realities, send other humans to die and occasionally kill anomalies ourselves.

  • @heloisahelena3892
    @heloisahelena3892 3 роки тому +2

    i saw 999 on the thumbnail and was like "GASP OH NO HOW DARE THEY THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BLOB"