70 year old woman heckles comedian Laurie Kilmartin
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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2013
- This was a first, a drunk, elderly female heckler. Tension, awkwardness and finally relief.
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"I'm horrible...you should walk out on me." --Priceless :)
"I can't believe nobody's killed you" 😂😂😂😂
subscribed instantly at that
Stole that line from Seinfeld
She did.. with words LMAO
That line slayed her!
beatle pete thought the same 🤷🏻♀️ Although, I'm the type that would get up in her face and make her stfu. I don't wait for any man to do what I myself can handle. I don't like my money or night out, blown over a drunk bully. Classy? Meh...but she'd shut up quick.
I never saw comedian handle a heckler like this! I never seen Laurie Kilmartin before, but she's my new idol!!
I have never seen here but about to search UA-cam and watch her.
Not to disrespect Laurie’s channel or amazing video, but you should check out Steve Hofstetter’s UA-cam for good heckler handling as well. These two are amazing and I hope to see more of them in my feed
Awww.
Check out Jimmy carr hecklers
You had the PERFECT comebacks for this lovely, 70 year old delight.
Nice picture
@@Mothafuckenzay Thanks! 😊
Legend says that later thAt night at Denny's, she threw up all over the waitress, made her cry, and didn't even leave a tip.
I bow to the style and grace she handled that situation with. I would have failed that social encounter.
I don’t think I could have kept my cool at all. She definitely handled the rudeness!
Chris Fayte most of us woulda failed. Guess you have to be a comedian with an incredible amount of patience to pull that off.
😂😂 same. I’m a social butterfly and I would have bombed 💣
Sorry my mother-in-law is alive to ruin life for everybody.
That wasn't my mother-in-law, but I'm still sorry she's alive to ruin life for everybody.
😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
GOLD!!! pure gold.
😂
Mother-in-law “jokes”...?are you stuck in a 1970’s time warp..you do racist jokes as well ,dude?
@@karlconnolly3994 lol damn
Heckler proves NOT EVERYONE with age comes with wisdom.
The passing of time is required to gain knowledge and wisdom, but time alone does not grant one knowledge and wisdom.
I'm a firm believer of most people aging like milk...
Alcohol destroys
aprilfool1965 old broad here. If you are a young asshole, you don’t become sweet and kind because you are lucky enough to live. I have buried many people who are much better people than I could ever hope to be. Folks, OLD doesn’t make you nice. There is NO adjective that automatically should make a person NOT be able to be labeled an idiot😂😂
I have met MANY wise children, teens, and young adults. As well as many unwise middle aged adults, elderly, and authorities.
Being shouted at constantly during a show isn't heckling...it's ruining the show. Why weren't these people ejected by the bouncer earlier?
Em Hullum they were seniors, so yea they get that special "I lived life long and should know not to be a bitch but I'm dying soon so treat me right"
I was actually present for this show (my friend was the emcee). The Flappers Claremont space is a relatively small comedy club, and while its staff is great, there's only so much they can do. It's not a place with large hulking bouncers, basically.
Couple this with the aforementioned awkwardness of the heckler's age, her rowdy group, and the fact that they were right up at the front row (meaning any attempts at confronting them would likely cause an incident right where everyone could see), and the club's reluctance to deal with them is more than understandable.
Because the comedian made it funny and the crowd enjoyed it. It's the MC's job to control the room, and this woman did just that! Bravo!!!
Alex Weitzman Definitely need some hulking boucers for some old lady's.
Em Hullum MONEY
That was so professionally handled and hilarious at the same time. Wow. Great job!
For her its a night out. For the rest of her family, its a night off.
lmao
Probably painfully true 😂
EPIC!!!
Hahahah!
Omg bahaha 🤣
Why wasn't this heckler thrown out of the club? She disrupted multiple comics and she's being disrespectful. There are other paying customers who came to see the show.
@@oldnick4707 There's a difference between heckling and being an asshole. Good heckling can be funny, being an asshole is not.
@@oldnick4707 i did think about it and what the fuck are you talking about
Heckling is not okay. She's at work. If you're at work, you wouldn't want someone interrupting you at the office. If you don't like the comic, you can leave and not pay to see her again. But there are other paying customers who are trying to enjoy the show.
@@Dan-ys8nk that's why granny shoulda gotta beat down!!👍👍😉
@@oldnick4707 That is stupid. People go to enjoy a show., not som 70 year old drunk bitch.
"I'm ugly? wait a minute, how dare she....as long as she doesn't call me fat" AHHHHH I'M IN LOVE 🤭😂😂
Oh, Jesus, this was good. Way to keep your composure. That's tough.
This was handled with grace. You have my respect.
Reverse psychology for the win!!!
not bad-looking either.
Reverse psychology would be if she told them NOT to walk out...
@@twilit = simpleton
Laurie putting on a Master class on how to deal with idiot hecklers.
chmick50
Shame she didn't put on a masterclass on how to be funny.
Cause you’re so hilarious Peter!
Garrett1111
How did you know ?
Just goes to prove what I always say. I don't believe in respecting my elders. I believe in respecting decent people regardless of their age. Age doesn't bring entitlement. Age should bring class and the ability to show some respect. Good behavior is not hard and goes a long way
matt cullen So true!
Just wait until your seventy!
They are horrible customers. I'm glad I don't work at a store anymore. I still get stuck behind them screaming at cashiers or pharmacy techs sometimes. Us millennials are supposed to be the entitled ones? Half of the boomers lack even a basic command over their emotions, and can't seem to conduct themselves with respect towards others in public.
Are you the hockey player? Probably not because your leaving messages here instead of playing hockey.😂LOL
@@travisgregg9298 you're a millennial and no one cares.
Like a champ! That was awesome! “Why don’t you go to a Dennys for a discount” Hahahahahahahah
That is how you deal with a freaking heckler
Laurie Kilmartin.
Not all heroes wear capes.
🙌👍
Sol M but no heroes have tits
@@mikek4610 Heaps of men have "man boobs". Or do you walk around with your eyes closed🤔😉
You killed it. I’m sure your set woulda been great. But your improv is fabulous. They tried to disrespect you from jump. And you even tried to play it cool asking them to leave.
Bravo.
"you should walk out on me"😂😂😂😂
never heckle someone at work, especially if they are professional comedians.
I’ve seen better hecklers than comedians before.
@@skinflutey true, but i do like the comebacks this comedienne had.
MRusty Shackleford man... How wrong do you need to be before you take an introspective look at your inadequacies and defining insecurity that has clearly shaped your version of a personality. When did men become such massive pussies? You really need to ask your doctor to check your T levels they seem way below average.
kingofallcrypto your cancer or cancer in general? I can clearly see what’s funny about insel cancer but the kind that kills innocent kids, well that’s as serious as your defining insecurities.
WHAT COMEBACKS, THIS OLD LADY DESTROYED HER!!
Two years later, and still one of my all time favorite heckler smackdowns.
The smoothest destruction of hecklers in history.
Like butter
FROM WHAT I HEARD, THE HECKLER OWNED THIS VERY UN-FUNNY WOMAN!!
@@johnbianchi9401 to say that either "owned" either is ridiculous. this was merely a simple case of two abused ego's desperately trying to attack the other in order to defend themselves. it's rooted in pain, not anger or hatred. immature, awkward, stubborn, ignorant, shameful, regretful, forgettable...
NO GREY ,NO tHIS WOMAN DOES NOT BELONG ON STAGE, SHE WAS BOMBING AND SHE KNOWS IT.THE HECKLERS ABSOLUTELY OWNED THIS WOMAN.SHE COULDN'T HANDLE BEING UPSTAGED BY A MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE SO INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH WITTY RESPONSES SHE RESORTED TO PETTY INSULTS AND EMOTIONS.MY COMMENT IS 100% CORRECT AND I STAND BY IT.
@5,ooo LightYears Away You just got owned.....major ownage.....btw..that so-called comedian just wasn't funny and deserved to be heckled.
“I’m gunna do a four hour show!!”” That was killer.
I gotta add that when you heckle a comedian, you get what you deserve. And-as someone who really appreciates Comedy (and Justice)-I appreciate the dimension that it adds to the show when justice is delivered in a novel or razor sharp way!
Those idiots should have been thrown out sooner. The performer and the well-behaved audience do not deserve that time-wasting nonsense.
Kilmartin rocks!
It actually makes the show better. It wouldn't have been on UA-cam without them.
Dave Scott Wrong!
Handled amazingly. You conviced them to walk out instead of getting thrown out.
"You should walk out on me." - What an elegant way to tell them to get the hell out! LOL Love it!!
“Treat yourself to a free meal at Denny’s”😂🤣
"I can't believe no one has killed you yet" LOLOLOL
Laurie, you are painfully sincere and excruciatingly funny, thanks
70 year old wearing stiletto heels....there's an image I won't be able to get out of my head for a long while. Have to sleep with the light on.
One of the best comics in the country showing off her vetran skills. Thanks for posting. Love this. 👏👏👏
OMG! First time seeing her. Instant love. Smart with words, I probably couldn't do that. Very witty with the comebacks.
Im a man sorry lol
"It's like a zit, so annoying, but it will pop", "you should really walk out on me,",...I like this lady😀
YOU HANDLED THAT "IRON-WOMAN" WITH CLASS, PATIENCE AND THE BEST REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY SKILLS I'VE SEEN SO FAR...IT DOES TAKE SKILL FOR WILLFUL ELDERLY CHILDREN; SUBSCRIBED ❤
I can't believe how well you handled that.. I had to watch that a second time lol ..
I’m sorry this happened to you ,I hate that people think this kind of thing is okay. You handled it well... 👍
Lol......you had me at " cluster f#@k 😂💜
She did a SUPERB job of handling it with wit and grace !
Handled with professionalism & hilarity! I wanna see this stand up show! 👏👏👏👏👏
Laurie~ you are a real professional entertainer and classy woman.
I love how You handled the situation of the MEAN drunken 70 year old woman and her MEAN drunken female friends without them getting to you. Great job!
I am glad they left your show. I believe the paying audience would want those mean drunks banned from that club, so everyone can enjoy listening to you make everyone laugh.
Oh no, kids. Grandma forgot to take her meds! Go get my tranquilizer gun!
wow laurie, you are amazing. most people can't get out situations like this and you made it look easy. hats off to you girl. great job.
The murder part was the best. I’ve said that to people. Love her!
Some comedians plant hecklers, but that one needed to be thrown out she was disrupting the show too much.
We are going to do a 4 hour show hahaha. I lost it
Yeh glad to hear and see the top of their heads as they leave!!
That was rough, but you handled it like a champ.
Excellent!!! Very poised and composed😁👍
Well done, Laurie.
Old bag - Hope your kids never see this. They will be so embarrassed.
Something tells me her kids wouldn't be surprised in the least.
You're awesome! You handled that so well! Hilarious! 😂😂😂
I love this, thank god for UA-cam ! Definitely a new fan! One of the best Heckler put downs I’ve seen! Brilliant!
Noticed how she calmly handled them. She could've really gone in on them, but she kept her composure.
My first time seeing you Laurie, and I pretty much love you!!
"I'm ugly? How dare she? I hope she doesn't call me fat!" ICONIC!!
Laurie, I love your method of dealing with hecklers, just agreeing with them so they have no more ammunition. Keep doing what you do, cause you're awesome. Much love and respect from England. :-)
VERY well done. I've been told I could do stand up but dealing with hecklers is one of the major reasons why I've been afraid to try. Great job.
Way to to go! Way to keep your cool and your composure.
That old lady needs to put down the booze.
Don't worry, the booze will put HER down. A good bout of pancreatitis or cirrhosis should shut her up.
that was some next level hadling of hecklers right thee. good job
This comedian is all class, adorable & funny as hell!!! Lolol
Serious, serious skill here by Kilmartin. Just cull 'em out, let 'em separate, rest of the crowd is on your side against them, just perfect. Although I do wonder where the bouncers and/or management are.
I know this is a bit old but KUDOS TO YOU HONEY!! LMAO! This is AWESOME! I'm def subscribing!!☺😂😂
you dealt with that heckling like a champ. I'd of just went off lmao. I really envy people with patience for idiots. Nice job!
I am so impressed with your wit and composure!!!!!!!! Bravo!!!!!
Best one I ever heard. A comedian gets heckled by really mean, drunk guy. Finally he says, " Look, sir, I like to conduct my comedy the way you conduct your sex life. Alone.
You handled that PERFECTLY!!!
You handled it BEAUTIFULLY! 😂😂
*You handled that so smoothly*
The belligerent drunks were your rides? Time for a lifestyle rethink.
Hahaha
That was so awesome and professional. I'm jealous of your cool, Laurie. Whoa! That made my day!
Great job!!! I did my first stand up bit at Flappers and can’t even imagine what I would’ve done. Way to go, and a shout out to Flappers.
Geeeeeze, girl, you don't pull punches. I remember seeing you on a special when I was much younger and thinking how cool you were. Glad to see that never changed! ;D
You're so awesome. I'm subscribing
my favorite comedians: Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, Laurie Kilmartin and Mary Bamford.
😐
Lol what a shitty bunch.
Lampanelli- "I have an oversized vagina that I cram with black dick" the end...
This lady Laurie kilmartin handled herself perfectly. She seemed calm, under control, and still funny.
I love that the title is in 3rd person
I'm actually really impressed at the improv with the old lady. Hilarious stuff
And now we know why you're named Laurie Kilmartin. You kill it!
Handled that like a BOSS! Off the cuffs jokes too...loooove it ❤️ you go girl!
Great job Laurie and if you ever perform in Tampa you now have a new fan that will come out to support you. Respect!
You are so much funnier than Amy Schumer and deal with hecklers so much better than she does, I wouldn't mind if you got famous and got a Netflix special.
Please contact Mundo Productions for further info..
I thought she already was famous...
FYI, ”Funnier than Amy Schumer” is not a compliment. It doesn’t mean anything.
That was great! Clever and calm the whole time.
You handled that SO well
Well done ! ... only years of experience and raw talent could have pulled that off ! ... real show of confidence and wit. I'm still interested in the rest of your set ! Great video. Thanks for sharing. [edit: looked Laurie up after late night comedy show on public television, which was another great set, loved the Russian boyfriend bit.]
This was well handled - You go girl!
yeah. she should go.......far away.
haha shes funny!
I'm an instant subscriber, Laurie, you handled that with class and coolness.
Looking forward to seeing more.
I love the way you handled the situation Laurie, you were very professional and still hilarious girl...I LOVE IT!
The heckler could've probably remembered the era when it was culturally normal to heckle the actors of a play at the theater, if only she wasn't so disgracefully, obnoxiously drunk.
I would've said "how old you turning, 70? Oh, good. That means you won't be alive for much longer."
Awesomely handled. And so funny. I wish I’d have been there for the four hour show. 😜🤣
I liked this video because even though it got tense, I feel you handled yourself well and knew how much to lean in and how much to pull back during the interaction. Stay safe out there, there are so mamy crazies. I havent even seen your comedy yet, but I respect you as a human so thats a pretty badass first impression. 😥😂😁
Poorly managed club to let that crap go on for that long
500th comment and nothing to say.
This is so Rad! I'm starting comedy at 51 and this is a strong lesson. Never too old to lurn.
superbly done ~