70 year old woman heckles comedian Laurie Kilmartin

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • This was a first, a drunk, elderly female heckler. Tension, awkwardness and finally relief.
    Live shows: www.kilmartin.com
    Book: “Dead People Suck” www.amazon.com...
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  • @stemikger
    @stemikger 5 років тому +173

    I never saw comedian handle a heckler like this! I never seen Laurie Kilmartin before, but she's my new idol!!

    • @jefferywilliams9592
      @jefferywilliams9592 5 років тому +4

      I have never seen here but about to search UA-cam and watch her.

    • @kenedeighbara2188
      @kenedeighbara2188 5 років тому +6

      Not to disrespect Laurie’s channel or amazing video, but you should check out Steve Hofstetter’s UA-cam for good heckler handling as well. These two are amazing and I hope to see more of them in my feed

    • @markroberts868
      @markroberts868 5 років тому +1

      Awww.

    • @permafrost4520
      @permafrost4520 5 років тому +4

      Check out Jimmy carr hecklers

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 18 днів тому +1

      @@permafrost4520 He destroys hecklers. Fun to watch.

  • @csheets40
    @csheets40 5 років тому +290

    You had the PERFECT comebacks for this lovely, 70 year old delight.

    • @Mothafuckenzay
      @Mothafuckenzay 5 років тому +1

      Nice picture

    • @csheets40
      @csheets40 5 років тому

      @@Mothafuckenzay Thanks! 😊

    • @jasonbourne1596
      @jasonbourne1596 4 роки тому

      Legend says that later thAt night at Denny's, she threw up all over the waitress, made her cry, and didn't even leave a tip.

  • @JiisforJessica
    @JiisforJessica 7 років тому +1041

    "I can't believe nobody's killed you" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Melfs_acid_flashback3604
      @Melfs_acid_flashback3604 5 років тому +3

      subscribed instantly at that

    • @davesims7917
      @davesims7917 5 років тому +2

      Stole that line from Seinfeld

    • @jefferywilliams9592
      @jefferywilliams9592 5 років тому

      She did.. with words LMAO

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 5 років тому

      That line slayed her!

    • @Twinzma
      @Twinzma 5 років тому +3

      beatle pete thought the same 🤷🏻‍♀️ Although, I'm the type that would get up in her face and make her stfu. I don't wait for any man to do what I myself can handle. I don't like my money or night out, blown over a drunk bully. Classy? Meh...but she'd shut up quick.

  • @CShivery
    @CShivery 5 років тому +784

    Sorry my mother-in-law is alive to ruin life for everybody.
    That wasn't my mother-in-law, but I'm still sorry she's alive to ruin life for everybody.

  • @Dan-ys8nk
    @Dan-ys8nk 5 років тому +571

    Why wasn't this heckler thrown out of the club? She disrupted multiple comics and she's being disrespectful. There are other paying customers who came to see the show.

    • @lunkydog
      @lunkydog 5 років тому +43

      @@oldnick4707 There's a difference between heckling and being an asshole. Good heckling can be funny, being an asshole is not.

    • @realnfnkalyan
      @realnfnkalyan 5 років тому +8

      @@oldnick4707 i did think about it and what the fuck are you talking about

    • @Dan-ys8nk
      @Dan-ys8nk 5 років тому +25

      Heckling is not okay. She's at work. If you're at work, you wouldn't want someone interrupting you at the office. If you don't like the comic, you can leave and not pay to see her again. But there are other paying customers who are trying to enjoy the show.

    • @jasondevereaux3369
      @jasondevereaux3369 5 років тому +5

      @@Dan-ys8nk that's why granny shoulda gotta beat down!!👍👍😉

    • @ericfleet9602
      @ericfleet9602 5 років тому +11

      @@oldnick4707 That is stupid. People go to enjoy a show., not som 70 year old drunk bitch.

  • @thomasoconnor4487
    @thomasoconnor4487 5 років тому +238

    That was so professionally handled and hilarious at the same time. Wow. Great job!

  • @EWSentinel
    @EWSentinel 7 років тому +480

    "I'm horrible...you should walk out on me." --Priceless :)

    • @danielwilkins7509
      @danielwilkins7509 7 днів тому

      Was priceless, and the comedian is PHAT, not fat🙂.

  • @londontrada
    @londontrada 5 років тому +732

    For her its a night out. For the rest of her family, its a night off.

  • @1gaia
    @1gaia 5 років тому +144

    This was handled with grace. You have my respect.

  • @WilliamTelevision
    @WilliamTelevision 10 років тому +259

    Oh, Jesus, this was good. Way to keep your composure. That's tough.

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 5 років тому +174

    Laurie putting on a Master class on how to deal with idiot hecklers.

    • @peterpiper831
      @peterpiper831 5 років тому

      chmick50
      Shame she didn't put on a masterclass on how to be funny.

    • @11Garrett11
      @11Garrett11 5 років тому +4

      Cause you’re so hilarious Peter!

    • @peterpiper831
      @peterpiper831 5 років тому

      Garrett1111
      How did you know ?

  • @dannyfreidmonte3642
    @dannyfreidmonte3642 8 років тому +267

    Reverse psychology for the win!!!

    • @briancatron1483
      @briancatron1483 8 років тому +7

      not bad-looking either.

    • @twilit
      @twilit 5 років тому +3

      Reverse psychology would be if she told them NOT to walk out...

    • @seniorsmiles3386
      @seniorsmiles3386 5 років тому +1

      @@twilit = simpleton

  • @mattcullen6109
    @mattcullen6109 7 років тому +316

    Just goes to prove what I always say. I don't believe in respecting my elders. I believe in respecting decent people regardless of their age. Age doesn't bring entitlement. Age should bring class and the ability to show some respect. Good behavior is not hard and goes a long way

    • @hakanandersson8894
      @hakanandersson8894 5 років тому +4

      matt cullen So true!

    • @johnferguson3026
      @johnferguson3026 5 років тому +4

      Just wait until your seventy!

    • @travisgregg9298
      @travisgregg9298 5 років тому +10

      They are horrible customers. I'm glad I don't work at a store anymore. I still get stuck behind them screaming at cashiers or pharmacy techs sometimes. Us millennials are supposed to be the entitled ones? Half of the boomers lack even a basic command over their emotions, and can't seem to conduct themselves with respect towards others in public.

    • @andykanani6927
      @andykanani6927 5 років тому

      Are you the hockey player? Probably not because your leaving messages here instead of playing hockey.😂LOL

    • @davejones5640
      @davejones5640 5 років тому +4

      @@travisgregg9298 you're a millennial and no one cares.

  • @howdelydoo
    @howdelydoo 5 років тому +45

    That is how you deal with a freaking heckler

  • @Dogsrule777
    @Dogsrule777 5 років тому +118

    Like a champ! That was awesome! “Why don’t you go to a Dennys for a discount” Hahahahahahahah

  • @csheets40
    @csheets40 2 роки тому +2

    Two years later, and still one of my all time favorite heckler smackdowns.

  • @coldcoffeebear7459
    @coldcoffeebear7459 5 років тому +104

    The smoothest destruction of hecklers in history.

    • @jefferywilliams9592
      @jefferywilliams9592 5 років тому +1

      Like butter

    • @johnbianchi9401
      @johnbianchi9401 5 років тому

      FROM WHAT I HEARD, THE HECKLER OWNED THIS VERY UN-FUNNY WOMAN!!

    • @o0GrayMatters0o
      @o0GrayMatters0o 4 роки тому

      @@johnbianchi9401 to say that either "owned" either is ridiculous. this was merely a simple case of two abused ego's desperately trying to attack the other in order to defend themselves. it's rooted in pain, not anger or hatred. immature, awkward, stubborn, ignorant, shameful, regretful, forgettable...

    • @johnbianchi9401
      @johnbianchi9401 4 роки тому

      NO GREY ,NO tHIS WOMAN DOES NOT BELONG ON STAGE, SHE WAS BOMBING AND SHE KNOWS IT.THE HECKLERS ABSOLUTELY OWNED THIS WOMAN.SHE COULDN'T HANDLE BEING UPSTAGED BY A MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE SO INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH WITTY RESPONSES SHE RESORTED TO PETTY INSULTS AND EMOTIONS.MY COMMENT IS 100% CORRECT AND I STAND BY IT.

    • @johnbianchi9401
      @johnbianchi9401 4 роки тому

      @5,ooo LightYears Away You just got owned.....major ownage.....btw..that so-called comedian just wasn't funny and deserved to be heckled.

  • @axeguy3856
    @axeguy3856 5 років тому +6

    I gotta add that when you heckle a comedian, you get what you deserve. And-as someone who really appreciates Comedy (and Justice)-I appreciate the dimension that it adds to the show when justice is delivered in a novel or razor sharp way!

  • @xYouthAttackx
    @xYouthAttackx 5 років тому +123

    never heckle someone at work, especially if they are professional comedians.

    • @skinflutey
      @skinflutey 5 років тому +1

      I’ve seen better hecklers than comedians before.

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s 5 років тому

      @@skinflutey true, but i do like the comebacks this comedienne had.

    • @jjboswell5043
      @jjboswell5043 5 років тому +3

      MRusty Shackleford man... How wrong do you need to be before you take an introspective look at your inadequacies and defining insecurity that has clearly shaped your version of a personality. When did men become such massive pussies? You really need to ask your doctor to check your T levels they seem way below average.

    • @jjboswell5043
      @jjboswell5043 5 років тому +3

      kingofallcrypto your cancer or cancer in general? I can clearly see what’s funny about insel cancer but the kind that kills innocent kids, well that’s as serious as your defining insecurities.

    • @johnbianchi9401
      @johnbianchi9401 5 років тому

      WHAT COMEBACKS, THIS OLD LADY DESTROYED HER!!

  • @clovergreens6858
    @clovergreens6858 6 років тому +94

    Those idiots should have been thrown out sooner. The performer and the well-behaved audience do not deserve that time-wasting nonsense.
    Kilmartin rocks!

    • @davejones5640
      @davejones5640 5 років тому

      It actually makes the show better. It wouldn't have been on UA-cam without them.

    • @mariannesouza8326
      @mariannesouza8326 5 років тому

      Dave Scott Wrong!

  • @jeusgarcia6423
    @jeusgarcia6423 5 років тому +3

    YOU HANDLED THAT "IRON-WOMAN" WITH CLASS, PATIENCE AND THE BEST REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY SKILLS I'VE SEEN SO FAR...IT DOES TAKE SKILL FOR WILLFUL ELDERLY CHILDREN; SUBSCRIBED ❤

  • @souporsonic
    @souporsonic 7 років тому +57

    Laurie, you are painfully sincere and excruciatingly funny, thanks

  • @missyf922
    @missyf922 5 років тому +2

    Handled with professionalism & hilarity! I wanna see this stand up show! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @janesmith8050
    @janesmith8050 5 років тому +5

    She did a SUPERB job of handling it with wit and grace !

  • @PorkRhino
    @PorkRhino 5 років тому +3

    I’m sorry this happened to you ,I hate that people think this kind of thing is okay. You handled it well... 👍

  • @Erwin3333
    @Erwin3333 5 років тому +11

    “Treat yourself to a free meal at Denny’s”😂🤣

  • @tommcfadden5232
    @tommcfadden5232 5 років тому +25

    70 year old wearing stiletto heels....there's an image I won't be able to get out of my head for a long while. Have to sleep with the light on.

  • @ginamaries8854
    @ginamaries8854 5 років тому +4

    Laurie~ you are a real professional entertainer and classy woman.
    I love how You handled the situation of the MEAN drunken 70 year old woman and her MEAN drunken female friends without them getting to you. Great job!
    I am glad they left your show. I believe the paying audience would want those mean drunks banned from that club, so everyone can enjoy listening to you make everyone laugh.

  • @SuperWilljoe
    @SuperWilljoe 5 років тому +4

    wow laurie, you are amazing. most people can't get out situations like this and you made it look easy. hats off to you girl. great job.

  • @Explorshon123
    @Explorshon123 5 років тому +33

    "I can't believe no one has killed you yet" LOLOLOL

  • @deadshot4557
    @deadshot4557 3 роки тому +1

    Noticed how she calmly handled them. She could've really gone in on them, but she kept her composure.

  • @ami7mina
    @ami7mina 9 років тому +54

    OMG! First time seeing her. Instant love. Smart with words, I probably couldn't do that. Very witty with the comebacks.

  • @timothyhill1461
    @timothyhill1461 5 років тому +5

    I can't believe how well you handled that.. I had to watch that a second time lol ..

  • @Dawghome
    @Dawghome 5 років тому +10

    Yeh glad to hear and see the top of their heads as they leave!!

  • @shakes1026
    @shakes1026 5 років тому +13

    "I'm ugly? How dare she? I hope she doesn't call me fat!" ICONIC!!

  • @mazieg7072
    @mazieg7072 5 років тому +19

    Some comedians plant hecklers, but that one needed to be thrown out she was disrupting the show too much.

  • @lpandy21
    @lpandy21 7 років тому +6

    Way to to go! Way to keep your cool and your composure.

  • @gopherbar
    @gopherbar 5 років тому

    I don’t know why people do this. I broke my collar bone before I went to see a comedian, I purchased tickets and so went knowing that I would have jokes fired at me all night. I had a laugh and didn’t take it personally. The comedians thanked me after the show for being a great sport and had a drink with me and my mates...best night out I had.

  • @trinnysaysno
    @trinnysaysno 5 років тому +1

    That liquid courage will make anyone act stupid!

  • @jaygee1700
    @jaygee1700 7 років тому +16

    You handled that PERFECTLY!!!

  • @MrPutrifyingEagor
    @MrPutrifyingEagor 5 років тому

    I love this, thank god for UA-cam ! Definitely a new fan! One of the best Heckler put downs I’ve seen! Brilliant!

  • @maxliamailis
    @maxliamailis 5 років тому +3

    Best one I ever heard. A comedian gets heckled by really mean, drunk guy. Finally he says, " Look, sir, I like to conduct my comedy the way you conduct your sex life. Alone.

  • @davidhemann5885
    @davidhemann5885 5 років тому +2

    I am so impressed with your wit and composure!!!!!!!! Bravo!!!!!

  • @HalfShelli
    @HalfShelli 8 років тому +3

    My first time seeing you Laurie, and I pretty much love you!!

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed 5 років тому +47

    Well done, Laurie.
    Old bag - Hope your kids never see this. They will be so embarrassed.

    • @MonkyMonk729
      @MonkyMonk729 5 років тому +2

      Something tells me her kids wouldn't be surprised in the least.

  • @larae9073
    @larae9073 7 років тому +5

    You're awesome! You handled that so well! Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @VictorPoulin
    @VictorPoulin 5 років тому +7

    We are going to do a 4 hour show hahaha. I lost it

  • @meshisha77
    @meshisha77 5 років тому +1

    Handled that like a BOSS! Off the cuffs jokes too...loooove it ❤️ you go girl!

  • @suckmex3899
    @suckmex3899 5 років тому +46

    You killed it. I’m sure your set woulda been great. But your improv is fabulous. They tried to disrespect you from jump. And you even tried to play it cool asking them to leave.
    Bravo.

  • @11Garrett11
    @11Garrett11 5 років тому +1

    This comedian is all class, adorable & funny as hell!!! Lolol

  • @dajierena
    @dajierena 5 років тому +1

    She handled the situation beautifully! 👌🏿
    She was hilarious!

  • @wekabord
    @wekabord 5 років тому +7

    That was so awesome and professional. I'm jealous of your cool, Laurie. Whoa! That made my day!

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 5 років тому +2

    Geeeeeze, girl, you don't pull punches. I remember seeing you on a special when I was much younger and thinking how cool you were. Glad to see that never changed! ;D

  • @w.lawson718
    @w.lawson718 5 років тому +3

    I'm actually really impressed at the improv with the old lady. Hilarious stuff

  • @ZamboniJerry81
    @ZamboniJerry81 5 років тому

    Handled like a pro. Sooooooo fun to watch.

  • @ami7mina
    @ami7mina 6 років тому +4

    my favorite comedians: Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, Laurie Kilmartin and Mary Bamford.

  • @randythompson1957
    @randythompson1957 5 років тому

    I'm an instant subscriber, Laurie, you handled that with class and coolness.
    Looking forward to seeing more.

  • @stefaniecurry5804
    @stefaniecurry5804 5 років тому +1

    The comic handled it all so well. She’s good too lmao

  • @robertperkins6187
    @robertperkins6187 4 роки тому

    Love it, you are my hero!!!!!! Awesome.. when are you coming to Phoenix?!?!?!??!

  • @MirageMusicUk
    @MirageMusicUk 5 років тому +6

    You are so much funnier than Amy Schumer and deal with hecklers so much better than she does, I wouldn't mind if you got famous and got a Netflix special.

    • @kenmills4977
      @kenmills4977 5 років тому +1

      Please contact Mundo Productions for further info..

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 5 років тому +1

      I thought she already was famous...

    • @epictetus9221
      @epictetus9221 5 років тому +1

      FYI, ”Funnier than Amy Schumer” is not a compliment. It doesn’t mean anything.

  • @TheBearSpiceKitchen
    @TheBearSpiceKitchen 5 років тому

    Awesomely handled. And so funny. I wish I’d have been there for the four hour show. 😜🤣

  • @cheleshows
    @cheleshows 3 роки тому

    You handled that beautifully. Well Done.

  • @flaminghulaballoo
    @flaminghulaballoo 5 років тому +37

    The belligerent drunks were your rides? Time for a lifestyle rethink.

  • @tmp1111
    @tmp1111 5 років тому

    Man she handled this well, and with grace & humor

  • @cabbage4254
    @cabbage4254 5 років тому

    “Cluster Fuck” is worth 5 funny points!

  • @Totalwasteofmytime
    @Totalwasteofmytime 10 років тому +3

    That was great! Clever and calm the whole time.

  • @tubechick8
    @tubechick8 5 років тому +2

    I did stand up. Classy comedian. Handled it well.

  • @lukedalley2394
    @lukedalley2394 8 років тому +18

    I would've said "how old you turning, 70? Oh, good. That means you won't be alive for much longer."

  • @kennypowers3984
    @kennypowers3984 5 років тому

    Great job Laurie and if you ever perform in Tampa you now have a new fan that will come out to support you. Respect!

  • @gazbot9000
    @gazbot9000 5 років тому +5

    The heckler could've probably remembered the era when it was culturally normal to heckle the actors of a play at the theater, if only she wasn't so disgracefully, obnoxiously drunk.

  • @maytaurus1961
    @maytaurus1961 5 років тому

    nice touch in dealing with the woman who put her foot on the stage. that was passive aggressive toward you, and you addressed it. I might have let it go to but I am glad you didn't. You taught me something I needed to learn.

  • @muzvid
    @muzvid 5 років тому

    Laurie, you deserve an award for this performance! Bravo!

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 років тому +1

    She handled it very well. She got those horrible people to LEAVE!

  • @AdzLat101
    @AdzLat101 8 років тому +3

    haha shes funny!

  • @LeeMarks
    @LeeMarks 5 років тому +1

    Wow, the courage to go after a 70 yr old woman who is responding appropriately to your insult.

  • @alanredversangel
    @alanredversangel 5 років тому +3

    500th comment and nothing to say.

  • @andiemcnamara2577
    @andiemcnamara2577 5 років тому

    That was seriously impressive. The way she kept her cool...

  • @kayklas2689
    @kayklas2689 9 років тому +11

    Why do women heckle so much?

    • @goondocksaints9597
      @goondocksaints9597 8 років тому +13

      Men understand boundaries because they get punched when they cross them. Way too many women go their whole lives without ever being put 'in check' for their obnoxious behavior. No consequences = no boundaries.

    • @briancatron1483
      @briancatron1483 8 років тому +2

      +Tom Mullin Equal rights and special rights.

    • @scottybrown5772
      @scottybrown5772 7 років тому +3

      +Goondock Saints
      Truer words are seldom spoken

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 7 років тому

      Any idea how many of the heckler videos feature MEN heckling? I see that more than women.

    • @DDub-ls3op
      @DDub-ls3op 5 років тому

      Menstruation; but still no excuse !

  • @scottcasey9240
    @scottcasey9240 5 років тому +1

    She handled that well. Good for her.

  • @MarkFisher-ox6lx
    @MarkFisher-ox6lx 5 років тому +4

    liberal snow flakes are always victims and will try and ruin everyone's day (life)

    • @MonkyMonk729
      @MonkyMonk729 5 років тому

      Well, there it is folks... the most retarded comment of the bunch.

  • @denicerenee1970
    @denicerenee1970 5 років тому

    The fact that you're 70 is truly a miracle

  • @SuperSusieBell
    @SuperSusieBell 5 років тому +1

    What a bad-ass comedian! You handle that great!

  • @irock5624
    @irock5624 5 років тому

    She handled that awesomely!

  • @wasntme9578
    @wasntme9578 4 роки тому

    She took total control without them even realizing, making them believe it was their idea. She came across as contrite and cowed like they had the upper hand, never even catching on that she had drawn the line and wasn't going to let them take it any further. She owned that situation. She should teach bouncers and bartenders that method. 👏👏👏

  • @Trunks2treasures
    @Trunks2treasures 5 років тому

    Great job!!! I did my first stand up bit at Flappers and can’t even imagine what I would’ve done. Way to go, and a shout out to Flappers.

  • @SoTypicallyMeh
    @SoTypicallyMeh 5 років тому

    Laurie Kilmartin managed to turn the slow, excruciating passing of her own mother into comedy gold. Do not fuck with her.

  • @Sulposition
    @Sulposition 5 років тому

    I can’t believe nobody stands up and says STFU? Unless I missed that part.

  • @rd4469
    @rd4469 4 роки тому

    She handled the hecklers well.

  • @RobinColemanChannel
    @RobinColemanChannel 5 років тому

    Handled beautifully.

  • @fire12731
    @fire12731 5 років тому

    Cluster fuck !! Lmao this comedienne is great . “Can’t believe no ones killed you” 😂😂.

  • @chevynovascotia3301
    @chevynovascotia3301 5 років тому

    Handled that with so much class

  • @laurastockwell3220
    @laurastockwell3220 5 років тому

    Wow she stayed calm and funny

  • @tombotelevision2616
    @tombotelevision2616 3 роки тому

    loved the at least she didnt call me fat.... You were so relaxed....and funny. GODSPEEDO!

  • @fuzzy1237
    @fuzzy1237 4 роки тому

    Handled beautifully

  • @josephhancook8287
    @josephhancook8287 5 років тому

    This is so Rad! I'm starting comedy at 51 and this is a strong lesson. Never too old to lurn.

  • @TeeMarie36
    @TeeMarie36 5 років тому

    I think she did a great job at handling those hecklers... she put them.in their place and made them so uncomfortable that they left...

  • @tectonicD
    @tectonicD 5 років тому

    With a smile on your face the whole time! Well done!

  • @hailstorm281
    @hailstorm281 5 років тому +1

    she handled that soo well
    u have a new fan laurie lol

  • @Omgits7ito
    @Omgits7ito 5 років тому

    Love it !!! Had a smile on my face the whole time

  • @public.public
    @public.public 5 років тому +1

    comedy really sorts out those with an empathy defecit.