Larry David vs The World - Part 9

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  • Опубліковано 21 бер 2024
  • Lesbians, tap water and outfit tracker. Larry's life is a series of disagreements and faux pas, but when there's 2 sides to every argument, who's actually in the right? It's time to decide. All judgments are final, unless you disagree, then...whatever. New video every Friday.
    New episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm Sundays on HBO and Max!
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  • @Alot2late
    @Alot2late 2 місяці тому +139

    This was the greatest idea. Curb is my favorite show but highlighting some of the best moments deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • @CombativesAcademy
      @CombativesAcademy 2 місяці тому +1

      Okay.

    • @glenngarvey7283
      @glenngarvey7283 2 місяці тому +1

      A Nobel peace prize??..please tell me your joking

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 2 місяці тому +1

      @@glenngarvey7283 I mean, they named it after the guy who invented dynamite so...

    • @DavidFarmbrough
      @DavidFarmbrough 2 місяці тому

      Well, Obama got one. Curb is a very egalitarian programme. People from all over the world are treated with respect, including by being laughed at. ​@@glenngarvey7283

    • @ChaossX77
      @ChaossX77 Місяць тому

      Maybe just a regular Nobel prize.

  • @leftyvangogh4102
    @leftyvangogh4102 2 місяці тому +62

    "You're allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." Such a great line!

  • @brian-ld4vd
    @brian-ld4vd 2 місяці тому +66

    When he's wearing the Wig to hide from the Taliban is hilarious because he never stays quiet and is always draws attention to himself. LoL

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 місяці тому +4

      Every room he steps in he finds a way to spice it up!😂

  • @brandongray4916
    @brandongray4916 2 місяці тому +30

    "What kind of psychopath interferes with the nuances of a lesbian wedding" LD thats who 😂😂😂

    • @mattg6390
      @mattg6390 2 місяці тому +3

      I love that! It’s such a stupid thing to care about or get involved in, but you can clearly see his point. Lol

    • @stephenmc123456
      @stephenmc123456 Місяць тому +1

      Funniest line ever

  • @user-ui5lu5vm3p
    @user-ui5lu5vm3p 2 місяці тому +22

    Curb is like Seinfeld on steroids. Great stuff.

    • @blu48
      @blu48 2 місяці тому +4

      It's Seinfeld on MAX (HBO) allows R rated language and content. 👍

    • @DavidFarmbrough
      @DavidFarmbrough 2 місяці тому +6

      Except Curb is funny and has an appealing central character.

    • @johndicarlo225
      @johndicarlo225 Місяць тому +2

      Yo Yo Ma

  • @mattg6390
    @mattg6390 Місяць тому +17

    “It’s a compliment. I wish I looked a little Asian.” One of the funniest lines ever

  • @thomassaehler9038
    @thomassaehler9038 2 місяці тому +24

    I eschewed the tongs deliberately

  • @DavidFarmbrough
    @DavidFarmbrough 2 місяці тому +27

    Larry is usually in the right. The show wouldn't work if he was a jerk. It works because he articulates what we think, but don't have the time to say.

    • @jenhasken
      @jenhasken Місяць тому +8

      Or the balls

    • @weduhpeople8504
      @weduhpeople8504 Місяць тому +1

      @@jenhaskenyou took the words right out of my mouth!😅

    • @seamslatasha3598
      @seamslatasha3598 Місяць тому +2

      😂. We’d all hate this dude in real life though. Curb’s so good.

    • @alxsee1337
      @alxsee1337 18 днів тому

      It’s not time. Any of you. Examine your day. You’re not not like Larry because you can’t afford five minutes off UA-cam WATCHING Larry do it. Nerds. ;)

    • @MrCmoney1211
      @MrCmoney1211 18 днів тому

      @@weduhpeople8504took the balls right out of your mouth!…. No good?

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Місяць тому +12

    "Sir,I don't appreciate the aggressiveness of the beep." 😂

  • @PrimaryIgnition
    @PrimaryIgnition 2 місяці тому +36

    Never switch to the middle seat, ever.

    • @istvanszabo3229
      @istvanszabo3229 Місяць тому

      I keep finding people like that on the NYC subways.👈🤪

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 19 днів тому

      Except in an MMM threeway

  • @rareform6948
    @rareform6948 2 місяці тому +22

    Nah I’m with Larry on the cookie tongs lol. That’s absurd.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 місяці тому +3

      It would protect you from butt scratching mayhem, like me

    • @rareform6948
      @rareform6948 2 місяці тому +2

      @@seewhativescene I can take it lol

    • @rustyshackle917
      @rustyshackle917 2 місяці тому

      Butt scratcher touches tongs, I touch tongs. I'm contaminated.
      Butt scratcher touches his cookie, I touch my cookie. I'm not contaminated.

  • @HoodPopeDamian
    @HoodPopeDamian 2 місяці тому +34

    Yeah three people is enough for a thank you for your service.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 місяці тому +2

      I give Head nods if anything

    • @rustyshackle917
      @rustyshackle917 2 місяці тому +7

      Thank you for your service... in a bloated military industrial complex that loves to start endless wars of agression.

    • @Letnothinggotowaste
      @Letnothinggotowaste Місяць тому

      It's a trite, reactive response. People don't care about Veterans at all..

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 19 днів тому

      I've serviced hundreds of people

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 19 днів тому

      ​@@Letnothinggotowaste🫡 I've given lots of Head in service to this Country, battle scars and no stripes to show for

  • @carcar97
    @carcar97 2 місяці тому +11

    No he was so wrong for the door thing. He made serious eye contact with her as she was walking towards the door. Once eye contact is made you shan’t not hold the door. She was close too😂

  • @edwardquaye8312
    @edwardquaye8312 2 місяці тому +20

    “The whole world is out there constipated”
    😂😂😂

  • @pezweb
    @pezweb 2 місяці тому +13

    "you should know, she doesn't give bjs" I spit my coffee with that line

  • @cerebraltackle
    @cerebraltackle Місяць тому +2

    "I think this is a breakthrough.."
    *"No, this isn't a breakthrough."*
    💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @vii9284
    @vii9284 2 місяці тому +15

    4:43 the guy Larry argues with is the guy who lied about being in the WTC on 9/11 for attention. immediate, unconditional W for Larry

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 2 місяці тому +11

    2:30..." You're not groomy, shes not bridey. "

  • @jenniferbarnes4647
    @jenniferbarnes4647 Місяць тому +9

    I just so Love Larry David. Hilarious. Long time fan since Seinfeld.😂. Thank you.❤

  • @MADVILLIAN777
    @MADVILLIAN777 2 місяці тому +15

    He promised it Friday, and did not disappoint, firm handshakes 🤝

  • @chriswashington9010
    @chriswashington9010 2 місяці тому +14

    Thank you for serving this video

  • @yatesmsw
    @yatesmsw 23 дні тому +1

    the lady on the bus and how he suddenly spoke Chinese lol

  • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
    @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 Місяць тому +4

    4:22 she literally grabs the tongs by the tong-end and not by the handle. Same thing😂😂

  • @OrangeRoyale
    @OrangeRoyale 2 місяці тому +8

    Couldn't stop watching. Just love Larry's kvetching (I think thats the right Yiddish word) and winning most of te time. Better than a championship boxing match! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming. Great job. 👍😂

  • @mattg6390
    @mattg6390 2 місяці тому +5

    The Miranda “tepid thank you” bit was absolutely hilarious

  • @cb3648
    @cb3648 2 місяці тому +3

    I love that the judge he yoohoo'ed is the voice of Uncle Ruckus.

  • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
    @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 Місяць тому +2

    5:00 love how enraged the cook gets while he calls larry sir😂😂😂

  • @OlinKreutzRules
    @OlinKreutzRules 2 місяці тому +3

    This season has been so damn good!!!!! Susie’s billboard is absolutely hilarious!!!! And the lawn jockey at the bbq was gold, too. Can you tell that I’m super sophomoric? Lol Thank you for your service, LD!!!!

  • @MrFabiomassid
    @MrFabiomassid 2 місяці тому +4

    Sometimes I'm so tempted to go full Larry on some people.

  • @thetruth3109
    @thetruth3109 2 місяці тому +2

    The cab driver said you have few hairs😂😂 omg hilarious!!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Місяць тому +1

    Allison Jones rules! So much comedic talent in these small roles 😂

  • @blu48
    @blu48 2 місяці тому +2

    "You're not Golden Ruling it!"
    No filter. "It's a good thing for me, a bad thing for water".

  • @vulturesculptor
    @vulturesculptor 2 місяці тому +3

    Just wanna say thank you for compiling all these clips like this

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 Місяць тому +3

    Larry says what many of us think.
    We r just not brave enough to say it.

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich Місяць тому +2

    What’s funny is every yoga class I’ve been too the instructor has always said ‘Namaste’ is completely optional haha

  • @apurugganan
    @apurugganan 2 місяці тому +3

    We've had dessert; now go LOL *Get the hell out* were the actual words used

  • @two-nine7730
    @two-nine7730 2 місяці тому +3

    ''Let me ask you a question''.

  • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
    @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 Місяць тому +1

    19:26 Namaste means hello in Bahasa. And that yoga instructor was a hellish rag

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 2 місяці тому +3

    Ay Lassie....I admire your courage
    😂

  • @mattg6390
    @mattg6390 2 місяці тому +7

    Larry was actually right about how stupid it was for Jeff to have to see Susie off for a one hour flight when she’ll be back later that night. That was really selfish and stupid of Susie. I would give that point to Larry. I think that you missed that one

    • @cordovalark5295
      @cordovalark5295 2 місяці тому +2

      Because Susie wanted to make Jeff miserable that's why she did it.

    • @mattg6390
      @mattg6390 2 місяці тому

      I agree, but that’s why she’s wrong

    • @irman925
      @irman925  2 місяці тому +5

      Not gonna lie, I originally had it as a point for Larry but when editing it was like 3am and Susie’s line about there being a reason Larry was the only single one in the group made sense

    • @doughmandm8118
      @doughmandm8118 Місяць тому

      ​​​@@irman925 right, but she only said that because she didn't have an actual reason for Jeff to see her off other than making him miserable. So she attacked the fact he was single out of nowhere. 😂

  • @matthewcochran94
    @matthewcochran94 2 місяці тому +1

    "Youre allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." That line is why I love larry david

  • @thegardenmuse2398
    @thegardenmuse2398 Місяць тому +1

    Big Murry IS watching LOL!

  • @zazaisthechamp
    @zazaisthechamp Місяць тому +1

    You keep it very honest on this channel, Holding the door for anyone after you let them get that close is point world.

  • @jeffpestano1296
    @jeffpestano1296 2 місяці тому +1

    The yoga studio is so amazing. If anybody has travelled around the world, namaste means hello. So freakin funny. I’ve done 10,000 yoga classes and I can not say the word namaste. While hiking in Nepal I said namaste 100 times a day.

  • @Robbie_S
    @Robbie_S Місяць тому +1

    I agree with the 2nd serving, hey if you want a measly few bits of potatoes, you don't have to stand in the long queue along with the first timers, for 30 minutes

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Місяць тому +2

    Isn’t the “thank you for your service” solider (Victor) Tom Hanks’ son, Chet?

  • @tony020480
    @tony020480 6 днів тому

    Outfit tracker goes to world. It’s the exact sort of thing that Larry would notice and inform about, in fact, that’s an episode of Seinfeld.

  • @Keli-nw8fy
    @Keli-nw8fy 2 місяці тому +2

    Love 💕 Larry David he makes me laugh, go to guy when all you see is sadness on TV

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler 11 днів тому +1

    I actually get annoyed when people hold the door for me when I'm a mile away. I'll be like, in the parking lot, and they'll hold the door, and I'll feel the need to start running so they don't have t o wait. There should be like a 5-10 step requirement to hold the door.

  • @raulduke6105
    @raulduke6105 2 місяці тому +4

    How can we go on without LD guiding us?!?!😢

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 місяці тому +1

      I've been abstaining from Grindr for nearly a month, not sure how Long I can go though 😢

    • @blu48
      @blu48 2 місяці тому +1

      Idk how we can go on without LD. It really is End Of Times!

  • @jahempress26
    @jahempress26 Місяць тому +2

    Larry say what we all think 😂

  • @madebyporter
    @madebyporter 2 місяці тому +3

    Outfit tracker!

  • @GeorgeKhoza-cf8yu
    @GeorgeKhoza-cf8yu Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious Larry 😂😂❤

  • @arielholtz
    @arielholtz Місяць тому

    Great editing work.

  • @patton303
    @patton303 25 днів тому

    I’d like to thank Larry for his service.

  • @MrCmoney1211
    @MrCmoney1211 18 днів тому

    You’re not groomy, she’s not bridey! 😂

  • @cnelsonlv99
    @cnelsonlv99 2 місяці тому

    Great to see Larry has rebounded strongly after his disastrous performances in Part 5 and 6! Hope he keeps the momentum going...

  • @mauricearmstrong4712
    @mauricearmstrong4712 Місяць тому +3

    I'm a 3 how could you be a 4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 2 місяці тому +3

    Don’t factor type in your door holding for anyone, only distance. Eveb men… Be nice and hold the door.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't hold doors for jordan peterson subscribers🚫

  • @cathalmeenagh3898
    @cathalmeenagh3898 2 місяці тому +2

    Imran, all of this must have taken you so much time, to the extent of being on some kind of spectrum; nevertheless, I salute you. Thank you so much. You are amazing: the selecting, the editing, this has brought me so much joy. Thank you, wholeheartedly.

    • @cathalmeenagh3898
      @cathalmeenagh3898 2 місяці тому

      Sorry just realised you are Irman, not Imran. Either way, massive love and appreciation sustained.

  • @markpoidvin5382
    @markpoidvin5382 2 місяці тому +3

    I'll say thank you for your service when they say thanks for the paycheck. It's so disingenuous and vacuous, it makes me sick

  • @user-ti1vo5yi6f
    @user-ti1vo5yi6f 5 днів тому

    I'm not often in a buffet line. What's the standard protocol for the "seconds question?"

  • @PierceTravels
    @PierceTravels 2 місяці тому +2

    You might as well put the floor on the table!

  • @georgewilkinson825
    @georgewilkinson825 8 днів тому

    In Larry’s defense
    I wouldn’t have held the door either

  • @seewhativescene
    @seewhativescene 19 днів тому

    Hey Larry, sorry about your lewis
    Good news is you're still alive

  • @matchaverse
    @matchaverse 23 дні тому

    15:30 I can relate to the claustrophobic thing of sitting in the middle. Larry wins!

  • @Luciferhelidon
    @Luciferhelidon 14 днів тому

    I like to remind myself often during this show, that Larry has most of a billion dollars

  • @alimoughel384
    @alimoughel384 2 місяці тому +3

    It’s simply the greatest comedy show in human history. And it’s not even close.

    • @ericmuller4697
      @ericmuller4697 2 місяці тому

      It's too Jewish for my taste. I prefer more cultured, intelligently written comedy like Frasier.

    • @nicolestern731
      @nicolestern731 Місяць тому +1

      Antisemite in the house! There’s always one….

  • @NicoNico-re1rq
    @NicoNico-re1rq 13 днів тому

    Im on old owner side,got to respect old person wish to relive old memories...

    • @irman925
      @irman925  13 днів тому +1

      That’s a wild take

  • @darrenduncan1674
    @darrenduncan1674 Місяць тому

    The yoga instructor was offended that L was mockingly and intentionally poking himself in his imaginary Buddhism religion "3rd eye" supposedly located on his forehead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SeventeenSeventySix
    @SeventeenSeventySix 5 днів тому

    6:10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine crossover, that's Sandberg's ex-partner.

  • @ChrisM-zm4li
    @ChrisM-zm4li Місяць тому

    The heck with thanking someone for their service. They chose a job, got paid, that's that. I was in the Army Reserves for 6 years, I know the guys that are in the Armed Forces, they didn't join to serve, they mostly weren't qualified to do anything else.

  • @jeffpestano1296
    @jeffpestano1296 2 місяці тому +1

    Why did Larry get a point in the movie theatre? He broke all theatre etiquette.

  • @matchaverse
    @matchaverse 23 дні тому

    19:27 is Larry being sarcastic on Lululemon ? He is wearing a Lululemon and poking his third eye.

  • @cancangirl2888
    @cancangirl2888 26 днів тому

    Known by his friends as difficult and called by some an a$$hole. So why do I find myself on his side? What’s that make me?!😅😂

  • @christopherb4015
    @christopherb4015 Місяць тому

    Now that I've been drinking bottled or filtered water I can smell the shit in tap water even when I boil it for cooking 🤢🤮😵☠⚰🪦

  • @brianpeterson5559
    @brianpeterson5559 Місяць тому +1

    C'mon Larry, Let's Make America Great Again 😂

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 Місяць тому

      LOL. Larry for President! What do we really have to lose, at this point.

  • @WinstonSmith19847
    @WinstonSmith19847 Місяць тому

    In the scene with the reserve sign the paining on the wall behind Larry isn't in the center and it's driving me mad, someone needs to move the painting to the left.

  • @jilltagmorris
    @jilltagmorris Місяць тому

    ❤😂🎉😊🎉😂❤

  • @oO-_-_-_-Oo
    @oO-_-_-_-Oo Місяць тому

    "Pretty good"

  • @niallpike1456
    @niallpike1456 Місяць тому

    If you ever met the characters in real life, would you ever interact with them?

  • @r8m8s8
    @r8m8s8 Місяць тому

    11:50 not true larry often says "let me ask you a question" which is asking someone if he can ask them a question rather than just asking a question.

  • @arashkeshvari2589
    @arashkeshvari2589 12 днів тому

    i love lary david

  • @moomountain
    @moomountain 2 місяці тому

    I’m 3 minutes in …Larry better win this battle.

  • @volca8421
    @volca8421 2 місяці тому

    couldnt get anything better than cam rips?

  • @shelbynamels7948
    @shelbynamels7948 Місяць тому

    The nuances of a lesbian wedding is obviously the forerunner to whose last name the baby of a gay couple gets.

  • @joeredman9354
    @joeredman9354 13 днів тому +1

    3:40 This is where I stopped having any respect for Ted

    • @irman925
      @irman925  13 днів тому

      Cheryl should have just dated someone anonymous

  • @alvaro8450
    @alvaro8450 2 місяці тому

    Nobel price for Larry! 🤔am I exaggerating?... which Nobel: Literature

  • @stellarcubicbeam7760
    @stellarcubicbeam7760 17 днів тому

    38:53

  • @cha9280
    @cha9280 Місяць тому

    8:48

  • @ReviewEdge
    @ReviewEdge 2 дні тому

    29:09

  • @juandevaughn7680
    @juandevaughn7680 Місяць тому

    Did Larry get kicked out of every house and establishment he ever entered? 😅

  • @danielvahnke3369
    @danielvahnke3369 Місяць тому

    Thanks to good ole vaudeville Larry, my quarter-Jewish DNA just made me laugh so hard, my floating rib just stabbed my liver again. I'm going to bed now.

  • @jeffpestano1296
    @jeffpestano1296 2 місяці тому

    Would be great if he did an episode on doing commercials for crypto currency, trading on social currency.

  • @welchce
    @welchce 2 місяці тому +2

    Judge did it on purpose

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 місяці тому

      Minorities like me don't have the luxury of back talking the judge, everything is sir or ma'am

  • @philipcancilla
    @philipcancilla 8 днів тому

    Feel bad for Jeff, he got the worst wife on the show

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 2 місяці тому

    Lemme ask you something..

  • @AnthonysCorner1
    @AnthonysCorner1 Місяць тому

    Is it bad I have larry a 6-6.5 in looks. He looks great for an old man.

  • @jenhasken
    @jenhasken Місяць тому

    And yet he was right so much of the time.

  • @krishnajain4391
    @krishnajain4391 Місяць тому

    How is it "acting entitled" to beg to be let on the plane?