Neveer mind just filming - Next time you go there, take a sharp metal object, or even just an old key and scratch along the length of each car parked on the pavement. A cuppla visits like that, and they will get the message more clearly! Brake fluid in a squeezy plastic bottle or dspray can will also help you get the message across!
Most entertaining auditor in the UK non stop southern twang and bursting with humour.The way you assert yourself beaming with confidence is brilliant. Maybe a revisit sometime...
Ooh! Just watched the intro, and this calls for a cuppa tea. Hang on, I'll be right back! I also notice 204 views in the first 29 minutes. So, @400-and-something an hour, I'd say you are starting to crack it now my friend. Well done. Really. WoW! @33:45 and these two mugs, management too, by the smell of them, must have had a board meeting to decide to throw it all to the wind, double-down on their insanity and deny everything. They could have looked worse, and they tried. Unbelievable. Another cracking vid mate. Nice one.
Exciting isn't it AA . They've called me Autistic doing this. But you know what ......!!! It was THEM with the problem after all. WE , are doing nothing wrong.
As a wheelchair user i am so glade you made this vid people just dont care they are all self self self. I caint tell you how many times i find my self stuck on the pavement because cars are blocking my way??
Can’t move the cars because they’d have to walk over 10 steps to the door,them two ladies didn’t get asses that big by walking more than 10 steps from their cars!
EA mate it's not against the law to park on the pavement outside of London unless there is yellow lines or blocking the pavement so it can't be used which I can see here it is usable. However it is illegal to drive on the pavement unless it's to enter or exit a property. The council can issue a TRO which then it would be illegal to park on the pavement within that area.
Maybe time to get a wheelchair with some coarse sandpaper glued on the sides and walk up and down there a few times. Obviously, it will be very difficult not to accidentally rub against those cars parked like that.
Carnt use our pavements where i live, have to walk in the road....council started makng more parking spaces but decided bus lanes were cheaper! Everyone leaves their car at home and catches the bus!
After doing some research I discovered that building holds 10 business not 12 but unfortunately I couldn't figure out who currently is in there as each result came back with different business each time, several have been there some years and currently are but many have changed over the years
Fantastic job mate. I would like to send this to priuce Newman. And they would have to do something. Or failing that get some. Power lifters from the local gym and turn the cars in to the road. Upside down. Don’t park illegally. Or your car gets moved
With all due repect, you made a lot of noise about this parking issue but have you taken any action to report these drivers? After all, you now have plenty of video evidence. I think you may find, though, that this is a local authority issue rather than a police issue.
You should mind your own business. So what if you say it’s illegal? Where else are they supposed to park exactly? Is there a parking lot nearby that they can drive into, and simply walk into work from? All I see are miles and miles of buildings with NOWHERE to park your cars that’s CLOSE BY the workspace. What are they supposed to do? Park who knows how many miles away, and walk to work? Sure they are parked on the sidewalks, but also where else are they supposed to park exactly, that won’t be blocking off the ROAD itself if they were FULLY parked on the road, instead of just half on the road and half on sidewalk? Anybody looking at those roads can tell exactly what would happen if they parked fully on the road. Another reason you should mind your own business, is because obviously they must have some form of PERMISSION from the city itself to be doing what they are doing, wouldn’t they? Or else the area would be swarming with cops writing tickets and tow trucks towing away the ‘illegally parked’ cars. Yet the fact there no cops or tow trucks showing up, probably being called on by other people like you, nor one has shown up in the time you’ve been there has it? The cops don’t care, or else they’d be there writing tickets and citations for how the cars are parked.
It's not illegal to partially park on the pavement. Whether the cars cause an obstruction is one persons opinion against another. The only thing that should be made illegal is this idiots squawking voice.
Send registrations to the council / police who I am sure would issue fines and penalty licence points.Cycle monkey is successful in bringing breaches of the road traffic act to the authorities attention with consequences swiftly actioned.
“Auditing feels like a superpower”!!! Iv got it now. You must of had a job with no authority!!! So now you go around harassing people with boring privacy minor criminal offense laws. Wow. What a sad existence!
Great vid EA. I love the way you asked that lady for some information....Including her neighbour's cat's name!! LOL
You bring up a very important point about cars blocking public footpaths. I am forever having to walk in the road as the path is blocked by cars
Neveer mind just filming - Next time you go there, take a sharp metal object, or even just an old key and scratch along the length of each car parked on the pavement. A cuppla visits like that, and they will get the message more clearly! Brake fluid in a squeezy plastic bottle or dspray can will also help you get the message across!
People don't like being accountable when they make mistakes. They should have thanked you for bringing that up and do something about it.
Most entertaining auditor in the UK non stop southern twang and bursting with humour.The way you assert yourself beaming with confidence is brilliant. Maybe a revisit sometime...
Only Northeners have a twang ... In the south we don't have an accent,
@@nomore6939 I'm a northerner and defo southerners have a twang
Fantastic Audit! Keep it going
Try dressing as a Traffic Warden and see how quickly they move
good idea
Really enjoying your channel, just catching up on your videos, great stuff, with great humour
Lmao i fooking ;love your videos the humour and seriousness it fantastic.
I just love your humour, it really doz make me laugh
Ooh! Just watched the intro, and this calls for a cuppa tea. Hang on, I'll be right back! I also notice 204 views in the first 29 minutes. So, @400-and-something an hour, I'd say you are starting to crack it now my friend. Well done. Really.
WoW! @33:45 and these two mugs, management too, by the smell of them, must have had a board meeting to decide to throw it all to the wind, double-down on their insanity and deny everything.
They could have looked worse, and they tried.
Unbelievable.
Another cracking vid mate. Nice one.
curious isn't it Niggy. They don't appear to like me, yet give me such meat & drink to be able to share with you & even the Masses. Lol Bless em All
Ea audits u always make me laugh with ur videos keep it up dude 😅😅
That last man was a spitting image of Rolf Harris. Lol
he looks the type to be tying kangaroos down as well
Fab EA keep going the way you do. We demand entertainment and your madness 😁 3 million subs and 29 million views cometh
Exciting isn't it AA . They've called me Autistic doing this. But you know what ......!!! It was THEM with the problem after all.
WE , are doing nothing wrong.
We see stuff others don’t 🙈😱🐣😂😂😂
I would borrow a wheelchair and get someone to sit in it while I scratched every car on the pavement.
I love the humour
Some cracking lines in this 👍
As a wheelchair user i am so glade you made this vid people just dont care they are all self self self. I caint tell you how many times i find my self stuck on the pavement because cars are blocking my way??
yep people doing things wrong while accusing others - the Nicola Haverhill Syndrome .
I truly hope you make this place a mission over and over.
theyll all move eventually. they did at the last place
There is always a KAREN in the mix making things worse isn't there.
Can’t move the cars because they’d have to walk over 10 steps to the door,them two ladies didn’t get asses that big by walking more than 10 steps from their cars!
enjoyed watching was brill
Omg u crack me up 😅 mad man auditing news 🤣
Voice of a chunky one but surprised by a svelte
nutty offspring of Delboy
and Boycie
tis about right tbf
That was fun, except for wheelchair users. Get traffic wardens on the case. Good days money👍
Balls on the plant😅😅😅
Best news al week ! Mind you dont get poached by the beeb ...😂
EA mate it's not against the law to park on the pavement outside of London unless there is yellow lines or blocking the pavement so it can't be used which I can see here it is usable. However it is illegal to drive on the pavement unless it's to enter or exit a property. The council can issue a TRO which then it would be illegal to park on the pavement within that area.
its causing an obs ....GET IT MOVED !!
@@EAAUDITS but there is room to pass it may be tight but there is room.
nah
quickest way to get the owner of a vehicle is to say its been damaged, can the driver come out.
Next time just bring a really big key 🔑 💪
Such a funny gargle
in your throat when you talk haha bet they luv it dan the pub
Mate non of the big auditors have touched Essex you have a million hours of 'karens and Gary's ' to share with the world.
irs a constant vicious maelstrom of chaos, anger & rage ..... yet i miss it when i'm away !
Balls on branch are wasp apples
Ah thanks
Almost too 100k subs 🎉
Maybe time to get a wheelchair with some coarse sandpaper glued on the sides and walk up and down there a few times. Obviously, it will be very difficult not to accidentally rub against those cars parked like that.
Carnt use our pavements where i live, have to walk in the road....council started makng more parking spaces but decided bus lanes were cheaper! Everyone leaves their car at home and catches the bus!
How do you know her next door neighbour has a cat?!
their dog told me
Where are the Police when they are actually needed.....?
Great video bring them to account, stay safe retired lifeboatman
After doing some research I discovered that building holds 10 business not 12 but unfortunately I couldn't figure out who currently is in there as each result came back with different business each time, several have been there some years and currently are but many have changed over the years
PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR MUMS PHONE NUMBER. CLEARLY SHE DOES NOT KNOW YOU ESCAPED: AGAIN.
Having an Ego can get you in a lot of trouble
Pruce Newman, betcha the Range Rover and the Jaguar is owned by either one of those guys
Please do a double act with
Alfie Audit. Comedy platinum
Hey ea audits jook here from the other video a couple weeks ago how are you doing mate
Hey Jook how ya doing . Quite a few 1000 saw the Jook & Beamers report vid - southend's newest double-act lol😂
@@EAAUDITS you bet my friend
Fantastic job mate. I would like to send this to priuce Newman. And they would have to do something. Or failing that get some. Power lifters from the local gym and turn the cars in to the road. Upside down. Don’t park illegally. Or your car gets moved
Ken meats barby 😂😂
I had to slow that down to 0.75x at the beginning to understand what was going on
haha nice 1
Do you Ken what I'm saying Ken, ken what I mean ken?
Film the chassis numbers in the windowscreen for the best reactions
Is it illegal to park on the pavement?
Contrary to popular belief, outside of London, there is no law against parking on the pavement.
causing obstruction
Rubbish!! - It is an offence to obstruct a pavement anywhere in the UK
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE... BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR UNBELIEVABLE
Is that you ........Ken? or victor meldrew
It's entitlement these people are deplorable
The entitlement of asking have you got a job to someone!!!
👍👍👍
Hard to talk at minute, will try you after, you ok
27:16 That's what she said
Move your scooter EA it’s in the Way it is on the public footpath. What are you doing?
Oh I am sorry . Have I made a mistake ? Thank you so much I can now rectify my error . Thank god ur here
Your welcome mr pavement police 👮♀️ lol
Well persisted in the face of absolute ignorance
With all due repect, you made a lot of noise about this parking issue but have you taken any action to report these drivers? After all, you now have plenty of video evidence. I think you may find, though, that this is a local authority issue rather than a police issue.
anyone who see's it can report it if their concern is acrually ....genuine Mc
Barking like a dog
crazy like a fox
😂😂😂 beep beep beep beep
Did you report them . If you did nothing will happen as usual. Let’s see .
anuone concerned can report it TH the more the merrier
Barbie and ken !!😂
I’d laugh my arse off if they called the old bill and reported you for riding an electric scooter… 😂
who said its electric?
📸📱📹🌍💯✊🏻
Did you say hatchets? Lol
EA and his auditing anarchy 👊👍
Good video you should look at Random outings PBS company in Washington north east of England he was attacked mic stolen fowl mouthed managing director
Basildin?
where else
Who the hell is that woman speaking to on the phone???
Tell her to get a refund from the shoe shop 😂😂
You need to turn up in a wheelchair and try and get down the pavement outside Pruce
You should mind your own business. So what if you say it’s illegal? Where else are they supposed to park exactly? Is there a parking lot nearby that they can drive into, and simply walk into work from? All I see are miles and miles of buildings with NOWHERE to park your cars that’s CLOSE BY the workspace. What are they supposed to do? Park who knows how many miles away, and walk to work?
Sure they are parked on the sidewalks, but also where else are they supposed to park exactly, that won’t be blocking off the ROAD itself if they were FULLY parked on the road, instead of just half on the road and half on sidewalk? Anybody looking at those roads can tell exactly what would happen if they parked fully on the road.
Another reason you should mind your own business, is because obviously they must have some form of PERMISSION from the city itself to be doing what they are doing, wouldn’t they? Or else the area would be swarming with cops writing tickets and tow trucks towing away the ‘illegally parked’ cars.
Yet the fact there no cops or tow trucks showing up, probably being called on by other people like you, nor one has shown up in the time you’ve been there has it? The cops don’t care, or else they’d be there writing tickets and citations for how the cars are parked.
Lol
It's not illegal to partially park on the pavement. Whether the cars cause an obstruction is one persons opinion against another. The only thing that should be made illegal is this idiots squawking voice.
Get yellow lines
Permit expired aswell....
Trumpsters
Send registrations to the council / police who I am sure would issue fines and penalty licence points.Cycle monkey is successful in bringing breaches of the road traffic act to the authorities attention with consequences swiftly actioned.
Maybe walking up & down the restricted pavement with a key sticking out may have some affect.
Deisel hard top convertible is always a good sign
Introducing to you ....
Kentish Ken 🤏
Can anyone guess how many Kens? 😂
i... would like to know
@@EAAUDITS
In Scotland 'Ken' means
'I know'
How ironic lol
good spot cos its even more ironic that that ,in fact but you'll have to read the book to find out why lol
@@EAAUDITS I don't think Ken reads much 🤣
These audits always make me laugh.
Not difficult, roads are for cars and pavements are for people
“Auditing feels like a superpower”!!! Iv got it now. You must of had a job with no authority!!! So now you go around harassing people with boring privacy minor criminal offense laws. Wow. What a sad existence!
No I've never had a job ru psychic?
@@EAAUDITS YOBBO ROUGH BERK
thx love u2
Yet you watched and commented 🤔
...and he's never had 'Einstein' as a nickname
Was that Rolf Harris driving the blue car?
yes
Get yaself a wheelchair and play the victim then when cars are moved get out n push it lol