"If You Come Too Near, I'll Defend Myself." ...Ken!

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  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 Рік тому +2

    Great vid EA. I love the way you asked that lady for some information....Including her neighbour's cat's name!! LOL

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 Рік тому +19

    You bring up a very important point about cars blocking public footpaths. I am forever having to walk in the road as the path is blocked by cars

  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 Рік тому +2

    Neveer mind just filming - Next time you go there, take a sharp metal object, or even just an old key and scratch along the length of each car parked on the pavement. A cuppla visits like that, and they will get the message more clearly! Brake fluid in a squeezy plastic bottle or dspray can will also help you get the message across!

  • @independentpuppy7520
    @independentpuppy7520 Рік тому +20

    People don't like being accountable when they make mistakes. They should have thanked you for bringing that up and do something about it.

  • @melmurray6377
    @melmurray6377 Рік тому +23

    Most entertaining auditor in the UK non stop southern twang and bursting with humour.The way you assert yourself beaming with confidence is brilliant. Maybe a revisit sometime...

    • @nomore6939
      @nomore6939 Рік тому

      Only Northeners have a twang ... In the south we don't have an accent,

    • @melmurray6377
      @melmurray6377 Рік тому

      ​@@nomore6939 I'm a northerner and defo southerners have a twang

  • @Cemti92
    @Cemti92 Рік тому +2

    Fantastic Audit! Keep it going

  • @kevinbarber5208
    @kevinbarber5208 Рік тому +19

    Try dressing as a Traffic Warden and see how quickly they move

  • @steveburn8125
    @steveburn8125 10 місяців тому

    Really enjoying your channel, just catching up on your videos, great stuff, with great humour

  • @mialia234
    @mialia234 Рік тому +4

    Lmao i fooking ;love your videos the humour and seriousness it fantastic.

  • @traceygreenwood5212
    @traceygreenwood5212 Рік тому +8

    I just love your humour, it really doz make me laugh

  • @Nigfis
    @Nigfis Рік тому +4

    Ooh! Just watched the intro, and this calls for a cuppa tea. Hang on, I'll be right back! I also notice 204 views in the first 29 minutes. So, @400-and-something an hour, I'd say you are starting to crack it now my friend. Well done. Really.
    WoW! @33:45 and these two mugs, management too, by the smell of them, must have had a board meeting to decide to throw it all to the wind, double-down on their insanity and deny everything.
    They could have looked worse, and they tried.
    Unbelievable.
    Another cracking vid mate. Nice one.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +2

      curious isn't it Niggy. They don't appear to like me, yet give me such meat & drink to be able to share with you & even the Masses. Lol Bless em All

  • @Dronesdjimini.4
    @Dronesdjimini.4 Рік тому +7

    Ea audits u always make me laugh with ur videos keep it up dude 😅😅

  • @AnnaH74
    @AnnaH74 Рік тому +1

    That last man was a spitting image of Rolf Harris. Lol

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +1

      he looks the type to be tying kangaroos down as well

  • @Autic-Tours
    @Autic-Tours Рік тому +7

    Fab EA keep going the way you do. We demand entertainment and your madness 😁 3 million subs and 29 million views cometh

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +4

      Exciting isn't it AA . They've called me Autistic doing this. But you know what ......!!! It was THEM with the problem after all.
      WE , are doing nothing wrong.

    • @Autic-Tours
      @Autic-Tours Рік тому +2

      We see stuff others don’t 🙈😱🐣😂😂😂

  • @philipdennis5410
    @philipdennis5410 Рік тому +2

    I would borrow a wheelchair and get someone to sit in it while I scratched every car on the pavement.

  • @jasonschanel2870
    @jasonschanel2870 Рік тому +5

    I love the humour

  • @Winsomelosesome777
    @Winsomelosesome777 Рік тому +5

    Some cracking lines in this 👍

  • @grahamwooton1433
    @grahamwooton1433 Рік тому +1

    As a wheelchair user i am so glade you made this vid people just dont care they are all self self self. I caint tell you how many times i find my self stuck on the pavement because cars are blocking my way??

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      yep people doing things wrong while accusing others - the Nicola Haverhill Syndrome .

  • @danajudd692
    @danajudd692 Рік тому +11

    I truly hope you make this place a mission over and over.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +2

      theyll all move eventually. they did at the last place

  • @Nilzipan
    @Nilzipan Рік тому

    There is always a KAREN in the mix making things worse isn't there.

  • @aaronwelch787
    @aaronwelch787 Рік тому +1

    Can’t move the cars because they’d have to walk over 10 steps to the door,them two ladies didn’t get asses that big by walking more than 10 steps from their cars!

  • @TrendyThreads591
    @TrendyThreads591 Рік тому

    enjoyed watching was brill

  • @numanregan1060
    @numanregan1060 Рік тому +2

    Omg u crack me up 😅 mad man auditing news 🤣

  • @user-ht9fr6eh9u
    @user-ht9fr6eh9u Рік тому +1

    Voice of a chunky one but surprised by a svelte
    nutty offspring of Delboy
    and Boycie

  • @chuckberet1521
    @chuckberet1521 Рік тому +6

    That was fun, except for wheelchair users. Get traffic wardens on the case. Good days money👍

  • @movarvo1217
    @movarvo1217 Рік тому

    Balls on the plant😅😅😅
    Best news al week ! Mind you dont get poached by the beeb ...😂

  • @Mean-bj8wp
    @Mean-bj8wp Рік тому +1

    EA mate it's not against the law to park on the pavement outside of London unless there is yellow lines or blocking the pavement so it can't be used which I can see here it is usable. However it is illegal to drive on the pavement unless it's to enter or exit a property. The council can issue a TRO which then it would be illegal to park on the pavement within that area.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      its causing an obs ....GET IT MOVED !!

    • @Mean-bj8wp
      @Mean-bj8wp Рік тому +1

      @@EAAUDITS but there is room to pass it may be tight but there is room.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      nah

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu Рік тому +3

    quickest way to get the owner of a vehicle is to say its been damaged, can the driver come out.

  • @m4rcmineh
    @m4rcmineh Рік тому +1

    Next time just bring a really big key 🔑 💪

  • @user-ht9fr6eh9u
    @user-ht9fr6eh9u Рік тому

    Such a funny gargle
    in your throat when you talk haha bet they luv it dan the pub

  • @chrisstephens6194
    @chrisstephens6194 Рік тому +9

    Mate non of the big auditors have touched Essex you have a million hours of 'karens and Gary's ' to share with the world.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +2

      irs a constant vicious maelstrom of chaos, anger & rage ..... yet i miss it when i'm away !

  • @slamboify
    @slamboify Рік тому +2

    Balls on branch are wasp apples

  • @oneof8879
    @oneof8879 Рік тому

    Almost too 100k subs 🎉

  • @dr_dr
    @dr_dr Рік тому

    Maybe time to get a wheelchair with some coarse sandpaper glued on the sides and walk up and down there a few times. Obviously, it will be very difficult not to accidentally rub against those cars parked like that.

  • @movarvo1217
    @movarvo1217 Рік тому

    Carnt use our pavements where i live, have to walk in the road....council started makng more parking spaces but decided bus lanes were cheaper! Everyone leaves their car at home and catches the bus!

  • @keithsmith8525
    @keithsmith8525 Рік тому +3

    How do you know her next door neighbour has a cat?!

  • @alanjones4188
    @alanjones4188 Рік тому +2

    Where are the Police when they are actually needed.....?

  • @clivesmith2886
    @clivesmith2886 Рік тому +5

    Great video bring them to account, stay safe retired lifeboatman

  • @bigdaddi1763
    @bigdaddi1763 Рік тому +4

    After doing some research I discovered that building holds 10 business not 12 but unfortunately I couldn't figure out who currently is in there as each result came back with different business each time, several have been there some years and currently are but many have changed over the years

  • @serenityhealth6492
    @serenityhealth6492 Рік тому +1

    PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR MUMS PHONE NUMBER. CLEARLY SHE DOES NOT KNOW YOU ESCAPED: AGAIN.

  • @nomore6939
    @nomore6939 Рік тому

    Having an Ego can get you in a lot of trouble

  • @heateslier
    @heateslier Рік тому

    Pruce Newman, betcha the Range Rover and the Jaguar is owned by either one of those guys

  • @user-ht9fr6eh9u
    @user-ht9fr6eh9u Рік тому +6

    Please do a double act with
    Alfie Audit. Comedy platinum

  • @jookdontbeshook
    @jookdontbeshook Рік тому

    Hey ea audits jook here from the other video a couple weeks ago how are you doing mate

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      Hey Jook how ya doing . Quite a few 1000 saw the Jook & Beamers report vid - southend's newest double-act lol😂

    • @jookdontbeshook
      @jookdontbeshook Рік тому

      @@EAAUDITS you bet my friend

  • @garyevans8116
    @garyevans8116 Рік тому +1

    Fantastic job mate. I would like to send this to priuce Newman. And they would have to do something. Or failing that get some. Power lifters from the local gym and turn the cars in to the road. Upside down. Don’t park illegally. Or your car gets moved

  • @wheretoeatincrete2195
    @wheretoeatincrete2195 Рік тому

    Ken meats barby 😂😂

  • @bigdaddi1763
    @bigdaddi1763 Рік тому

    I had to slow that down to 0.75x at the beginning to understand what was going on

  • @Hibsclass
    @Hibsclass Рік тому

    Do you Ken what I'm saying Ken, ken what I mean ken?

  • @112boatman
    @112boatman Рік тому +2

    Film the chassis numbers in the windowscreen for the best reactions

  • @lozzzafilms
    @lozzzafilms Рік тому +1

    Is it illegal to park on the pavement?
    Contrary to popular belief, outside of London, there is no law against parking on the pavement.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      causing obstruction

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 Рік тому

      Rubbish!! - It is an offence to obstruct a pavement anywhere in the UK

  • @petergarbutt9521
    @petergarbutt9521 Рік тому

    I'VE GOT A HEADACHE... BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR UNBELIEVABLE

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      Is that you ........Ken? or victor meldrew

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 Рік тому +2

    It's entitlement these people are deplorable
    The entitlement of asking have you got a job to someone!!!

  • @galaxiehubba
    @galaxiehubba Рік тому

    👍👍👍

  • @Jimmyc992
    @Jimmyc992 Рік тому

    Hard to talk at minute, will try you after, you ok

  • @adiohead
    @adiohead Рік тому

    27:16 That's what she said

  • @jasonschanel2870
    @jasonschanel2870 Рік тому +1

    Move your scooter EA it’s in the Way it is on the public footpath. What are you doing?

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +3

      Oh I am sorry . Have I made a mistake ? Thank you so much I can now rectify my error . Thank god ur here

    • @jasonschanel2870
      @jasonschanel2870 Рік тому +1

      Your welcome mr pavement police 👮‍♀️ lol

  • @timnorris2208
    @timnorris2208 Рік тому

    Well persisted in the face of absolute ignorance

  • @MC-emmcee
    @MC-emmcee Рік тому +2

    With all due repect, you made a lot of noise about this parking issue but have you taken any action to report these drivers? After all, you now have plenty of video evidence. I think you may find, though, that this is a local authority issue rather than a police issue.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      anyone who see's it can report it if their concern is acrually ....genuine Mc

  • @MoMo-db4iq
    @MoMo-db4iq Рік тому

    Barking like a dog

  • @FORTHERECORD11777
    @FORTHERECORD11777 Рік тому

    😂😂😂 beep beep beep beep

  • @terryhartley4548
    @terryhartley4548 Рік тому

    Did you report them . If you did nothing will happen as usual. Let’s see .

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      anuone concerned can report it TH the more the merrier

  • @andrewstratford4753
    @andrewstratford4753 Рік тому

    Barbie and ken !!😂

  • @RedZed3333
    @RedZed3333 Рік тому +7

    I’d laugh my arse off if they called the old bill and reported you for riding an electric scooter… 😂

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +3

      who said its electric?

  • @photofreeamerica6036
    @photofreeamerica6036 Рік тому

    📸📱📹🌍💯✊🏻

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy Рік тому

    Did you say hatchets? Lol

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox Рік тому +1

    EA and his auditing anarchy 👊👍

  • @andrewbush3744
    @andrewbush3744 Рік тому

    Good video you should look at Random outings PBS company in Washington north east of England he was attacked mic stolen fowl mouthed managing director

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita Рік тому +1

    Basildin?

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 Рік тому +2

    Who the hell is that woman speaking to on the phone???

  • @bevsartsandcrafts715
    @bevsartsandcrafts715 Рік тому

    Tell her to get a refund from the shoe shop 😂😂

  • @oneball783
    @oneball783 Рік тому

    You need to turn up in a wheelchair and try and get down the pavement outside Pruce

  • @hollyagate491
    @hollyagate491 Рік тому +1

    You should mind your own business. So what if you say it’s illegal? Where else are they supposed to park exactly? Is there a parking lot nearby that they can drive into, and simply walk into work from? All I see are miles and miles of buildings with NOWHERE to park your cars that’s CLOSE BY the workspace. What are they supposed to do? Park who knows how many miles away, and walk to work?
    Sure they are parked on the sidewalks, but also where else are they supposed to park exactly, that won’t be blocking off the ROAD itself if they were FULLY parked on the road, instead of just half on the road and half on sidewalk? Anybody looking at those roads can tell exactly what would happen if they parked fully on the road.
    Another reason you should mind your own business, is because obviously they must have some form of PERMISSION from the city itself to be doing what they are doing, wouldn’t they? Or else the area would be swarming with cops writing tickets and tow trucks towing away the ‘illegally parked’ cars.
    Yet the fact there no cops or tow trucks showing up, probably being called on by other people like you, nor one has shown up in the time you’ve been there has it? The cops don’t care, or else they’d be there writing tickets and citations for how the cars are parked.

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @HoratioChinn
      @HoratioChinn Рік тому

      It's not illegal to partially park on the pavement. Whether the cars cause an obstruction is one persons opinion against another. The only thing that should be made illegal is this idiots squawking voice.

  • @pinaconorth007
    @pinaconorth007 Рік тому

    Get yellow lines

  • @DAN1E77
    @DAN1E77 Рік тому +2

    Permit expired aswell....

  • @pinaconorth007
    @pinaconorth007 Рік тому +1

    Trumpsters

  • @marythomson8537
    @marythomson8537 Рік тому +4

    Send registrations to the council / police who I am sure would issue fines and penalty licence points.Cycle monkey is successful in bringing breaches of the road traffic act to the authorities attention with consequences swiftly actioned.

  • @oneball783
    @oneball783 Рік тому

    Maybe walking up & down the restricted pavement with a key sticking out may have some affect.

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 Рік тому

    Deisel hard top convertible is always a good sign

  • @snatchwars
    @snatchwars Рік тому

    Introducing to you ....
    Kentish Ken 🤏

  • @snatchwars
    @snatchwars Рік тому

    Can anyone guess how many Kens? 😂

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +1

      i... would like to know

    • @snatchwars
      @snatchwars Рік тому

      @@EAAUDITS
      In Scotland 'Ken' means
      'I know'
      How ironic lol

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      good spot cos its even more ironic that that ,in fact but you'll have to read the book to find out why lol

    • @snatchwars
      @snatchwars Рік тому

      @@EAAUDITS I don't think Ken reads much 🤣

  • @spaceghost4475
    @spaceghost4475 Рік тому +2

    These audits always make me laugh.

  • @timnorris2208
    @timnorris2208 Рік тому

    Not difficult, roads are for cars and pavements are for people

  • @MegaJ217
    @MegaJ217 Рік тому +3

    “Auditing feels like a superpower”!!! Iv got it now. You must of had a job with no authority!!! So now you go around harassing people with boring privacy minor criminal offense laws. Wow. What a sad existence!

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +2

      No I've never had a job ru psychic?

    • @MegaJ217
      @MegaJ217 Рік тому

      @@EAAUDITS YOBBO ROUGH BERK

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому

      thx love u2

    • @chrisstephens6194
      @chrisstephens6194 Рік тому

      Yet you watched and commented 🤔

    • @EAAUDITS
      @EAAUDITS  Рік тому +1

      ...and he's never had 'Einstein' as a nickname

  • @peesua
    @peesua Рік тому

    Was that Rolf Harris driving the blue car?

  • @smokinstud1
    @smokinstud1 Рік тому

    Get yaself a wheelchair and play the victim then when cars are moved get out n push it lol