The dinos were probably stock models bought online rather than painstakingly modelled in production. I'm not aware of many feathered dino models. Feathers are one of the worst things to model accurately, which is probably why the CG community are a bit behind the times on this. Even using stock models, any teen with a bit of 3D animation skill could probably do better. I was laughing aloud at the too-quick deaths, the total lack of shadows and the failure to integrate the models with the background. The Tyrannosauri climbing up the hill at the end is probably the worst CGI I've ever seen.
Was gonna say. I could probably do better with zero experience in animation. I mean it'd take a while but at least I'd do it with the eye of someone who understands the concepts. Movement of big things needs to be slower and weighty. Look at Pacific Rim vs Pacific Rim 2. First one looks better because the mechs moved like hulking kaiju sized things.
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I remember watching this one with my best friend. We made up a running gag about two particular raptors, named them Steve and Jay, and they were guarding their gigantic trashpile named "Dacha" (or "Country House" for you english speakers) from other dinos with a giant fly swatter. While also building a wall made from....well....feces.....with their koala friend Herbert who's name they continually mispronounce as "Herpes". Ahhh good times.
I played Nuclear Strike more, but then again I was a Sega kid and had to give the Saturn some love. Still, I mostly just did whatever I could to destroy absolutely everything because the destruction was so much fun in that engine.
they named a character after steak.... . personally i think they wanted to make a ps2/n64 dinosaur game but realized it would cost a lot more than making a movie.
turning it into a low budget game might work a bit better imo but yeah i'd totally be on board with seeing what spielberg could do with it. cant say it'd turn out good but odds are it wont be worse lol.
Holy shit Decker. I couldn't have gotten through that without just constantly referring to the original Turok game o.o that's some willpower you have brother!
For such a shitty movie I’m actually surprised some of the martial arts moves they were using were actual martial arts moves that I do in my class plus they actually went skydiving instead of just editing that....wow
I rewatched this review and had another thought. Yes, small caliber AR and pistol rounds took down a Rex, but then again, Lara Croft did it wit her pistols, so why not in this movie?
i love dinosaurs but i want to see a jurassic park like movie but its the ice age with Woolly rhinoceros and Mammoths and stuff i call it (Frozen park) coming june 2048
14:28 -Actually it doesent mater how big the animal is all it takes is a bullet between the eyes and its dead. Tought id point that out in case you need a joke in a future review.. :)
Continuity isn't a polite suggestion the Guns don't kill the Raptors and other dinosaurs in the movie for several minutes, and then it is altered because the guns begin to work, and the whole only 24 hour is dropped because they got more than 24 Hours.
ya know out of all the bs this movies has I think the dumbest is getting in water that could have ancient viruses, diseases, and or giant parasites... like imagine a fickung 10 lbs tapeworm hatching in you lmao
Lmao "don't move" Like it's gonna do anything T.rex (and the two new species of Tyrannosaurus T.Imerator and T.Regina) had incredible eyesight Having forward facing eyes means amazing depth perception
5 seconds of the half naked woman was the best part of the movie
Decker do raptor planet
Yup pretty much. Good bod
If she was full naked, it would redeem this movie.
Decker: "That's like killing an alligator with a sewing needle."
Me: "I meaaaan..... that's less hard and more time consuming than anything."
1:58WTF! The blood dropping just disappears. Your budget so low ya can't let the effects just fall out of screen?
And it goes against the law of gravity. I saw that too thank god someone else did.
Damn those dinosaur effects make Turok Dinosaur Hunter on N64, look like a fucking master piece!
I mean, Turok 2 IS a fucking materpiece.
The dinos were probably stock models bought online rather than painstakingly modelled in production. I'm not aware of many feathered dino models. Feathers are one of the worst things to model accurately, which is probably why the CG community are a bit behind the times on this. Even using stock models, any teen with a bit of 3D animation skill could probably do better. I was laughing aloud at the too-quick deaths, the total lack of shadows and the failure to integrate the models with the background. The Tyrannosauri climbing up the hill at the end is probably the worst CGI I've ever seen.
I think they could have hired a decent pixel art animator and at least made something that was visually far more impressive.
Was gonna say. I could probably do better with zero experience in animation. I mean it'd take a while but at least I'd do it with the eye of someone who understands the concepts. Movement of big things needs to be slower and weighty. Look at Pacific Rim vs Pacific Rim 2. First one looks better because the mechs moved like hulking kaiju sized things.
"I'm Decker Shadow, thuinernetpersonalitywhosuriuslyslurshiswords!" Seriously, though, Decker, I love your videos. You're one of the most original reviewers out there. I always look forward to your uploads :) I just - man - I always get whiplash on that opening line.
Decker it's March of the dinosaurs
that is the best title omg
"agumon how could you" . literally have an upset stomach and almost crapped myself laughing that came out of nowhere.
I've watched certain films on certain websites with a better plot and better effects... They do have happy ends but a different kind....
Coolmathgames.com...right? Did I get it?
@@kgpspyguy r/woosh. He was obviously talking about wikipedia idiot.
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Jesus if he ate kermit the frog
Totally Awesome Music King Studios that is what I’ve been thinking
it's other title was "Jurassic Attack", which is just a cash-in gimmick
Also, "horde of poorly animated eyesaurs..."😂
Beware of death valley...
THE UNDERTAKER!
Kain VS Predator Beware of the casting coach .......
The valley of Gwangi, Decker.
I remember watching this one with my best friend. We made up a running gag about two particular raptors, named them Steve and Jay, and they were guarding their gigantic trashpile named "Dacha" (or "Country House" for you english speakers) from other dinos with a giant fly swatter. While also building a wall made from....well....feces.....with their koala friend Herbert who's name they continually mispronounce as "Herpes".
Ahhh good times.
GODDAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!!!
Smith Wesson son of a bitch is dug in there like an Alabama tick...
You're hit! You're bleeding man!
Smith Wesson I ain't got time to bleed!
Sadly this movie would have been awesome if The Body made an appearance
Decker Shado schooling these schmucks on guns is gold
A King Kong (Peter Jackson version) review would be neat
Roxton and Driscoll? I caught that, from The Lost World and King Kong.
14:10 middle soldier is missing right leg??
5:45 the commander is wearing an ROTC patch, I think I've discovered the problem
8:49 Do I spy a Turok reference?
i have a question...where's the dinosaurs shadow?!! it's like a ghost! 1:51
Anyone else notice the guns keep changing. Pretty sure Stakely has had an M4 and a G36 in different scenes.
the way the T-Rex's head moved when it was shot with the pistol killed me.
Dude. That Jungle Strike reference was like a whole-ass extra birthday. Thank you.
I know I’m a bit late but did anyone else see that the guy who was killed by the triceratops clipped throw the floor after he fell off of its horn?
This is Predator, only with dinosaurs!
Those effects make the cg in Asylum films look good by comparison.
I loved playing Soviet Strike! It is one of my favorites. Glad to see someone else has played both games.
I played Nuclear Strike more, but then again I was a Sega kid and had to give the Saturn some love. Still, I mostly just did whatever I could to destroy absolutely everything because the destruction was so much fun in that engine.
Much respect on the firearms knowledge
Wow Gary Stretch is in this? Believe it or not, he used to be a professional boxer and a fashion model. At the same time. That takes some doing.
they named a character after steak.... . personally i think they wanted to make a ps2/n64 dinosaur game but realized it would cost a lot more than making a movie.
18:28, the guy the triceratops stabbed disappeared after dropping to the ground.
To be fair decker, yutyrannus is terrifying
Kevin Prehm I just looked it up and yutyrannus more I rannus
Ikr
It's basically a small T.rex with feathers
It sounds like this script was for a video game, but they decided a movie is cheaper to make or something...
15:05 is that a rush reference
1981 live album
Well that has to be the hottest biochemist I have ever seen.
AND that's why this Gringo likes to watch Spanish Language TV from Miami.
That's the ONLY biochemist I've ever seen.
That was an M-72 LAW. The ones we had when I was in the military were not heat-seeking.
17:49 - Wait! that looks amazing! Why aren't the rest of the effects like these? Then at 18:06 you have Birdemic-level effects? What is going on?
My guess is they made that before the skydiving bit, which mostly likely depleted the budget.
We need a remake directed by Stevin Spielberg. Who agrees?
turning it into a low budget game might work a bit better imo but yeah i'd totally be on board with seeing what spielberg could do with it. cant say it'd turn out good but odds are it wont be worse lol.
2:15 Holy Shit, it's Parker Lewis! I guess he can lose after all.
Holy shit Decker. I couldn't have gotten through that without just constantly referring to the original Turok game o.o that's some willpower you have brother!
Nice segway Decker into the Desert Strike video game series while also mentioning others in the Series.
The early conditions on earth were only two gases oxygen and nitrogen. God Supernaturally intervened to create dinosaurs and hot women !
Great work as always! The CGI was jaw dropping :D
For such a shitty movie I’m actually surprised some of the martial arts moves they were using were actual martial arts moves that I do in my class plus they actually went skydiving instead of just editing that....wow
I rewatched this review and had another thought. Yes, small caliber AR and pistol rounds took down a Rex, but then again, Lara Croft did it wit her pistols, so why not in this movie?
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hey decker...how about night breed
I've always found that annoying how they make the dinosaurs Bulletproof
She looks like that robot from the Terminator movie😲😲
Pls do tremors 6
Also, I love these dino reviews
Burt Gummer would have made this movie approximately 10335656256565% better
When I saw the thumbnail I thought he was reviewing some sort of National Geographic dinosaur documentary or something
Where are these 'soldiers' dogtags?
Movies involving prehistoric creatures need more giant bugs, I like those.
I too was a fan of the Strike series, with Soviet and Nuclear being the top. Approval from me, Mr Decker.
Am I mixing up characters, or does the lead soldier's gun keep changing in and around 13:35-13:50ish?
my question is why did the pilot not fire the flairs designed to divert homing rockets
Ihave been subscrided to you decker for over 1.5 years and you still make me laugh every time
2:00 they got the wrong person from the set to play Colonel Carter.
only 6 minutes into this review yet it feels like 20 mins have passed
i love dinosaurs but i want to see a jurassic park like movie but its the ice age with Woolly rhinoceros and Mammoths and stuff i call it (Frozen park) coming june 2048
Most don't know, but the key to dinosaurs ruling the planet for so long. Was their pioneering use of Kevlar.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me but I think raptor ranch had worse effects. At least, as far as cgi is concerned
3:39 are we just gonna ignore the fact that they're doing this over a damn neighborhood
14:28 -Actually it doesent mater how big the animal is all it takes is a bullet between the eyes and its dead.
Tought id point that out in case you need a joke in a future review.. :)
Huh, I just so happened to watch this movie for the first time without knowing it existed like 2 weeks ago.
I died laughing when he said Agumon how could you
Andrew Wittenberg Agumon digivolve to.........CGIdinomon!
I'm 4 years late to this comment but... YES
13:37- they lay out 2 chicken breasts hoping it looks like human remains lmao.
so is the cgi as bad as godzilla 98 or does that matthew broderick movie actually slightly better
“Agumon....How Could You.” Not Gonna Lie....I Lost My Shit 🤣😂🤣
15:54 better question we’re is the new tremors movie
4:54 I like how they use that same clip for the mission briefing 2:17 so like...they saw into the future and didnt save that guy...dick move
this movie...but all the bad jungle sneaking parts have the pink panther theme in an off key kazoo. boom, instantly 10/10 movie
Cant believe i have to wait another week for more Decker :(
Continuity isn't a polite suggestion the Guns don't kill the Raptors and other dinosaurs in the movie for several minutes, and then it is altered because the guns begin to work, and the whole only 24 hour is dropped because they got more than 24 Hours.
5000 points for a Burt Gummer reference.
Bless Burt, one of my all time favorites
WORST. BLOOD EFFECTS. EVER!
To answer the question of where Burt Gummer is he us currently in the Artic making yet another Tremors movie aka Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell
Here in Italy Grimaldi is actually the name of a line of luxury ships
22:51 pulling a princess leah shooting face I see.
I just relised alot of the music in this sounds like the Predator soundtrack.
And they stole the Raptor sounds from J.Park..... classy
I cant wait when Decker breaks down and starts the Marvel Movies. That will be one of the best days of my life.
Damn it lol.. Miss the assault series.
I've seen better CGI effects at the local dinosaur museum.
you don't need a year theme to review dinosaur movies
I always wondered what happened to Freddy Mercury after Commando~
Good lord that woman can't even pretend to shoot a gun
ya know out of all the bs this movies has I think the dumbest is getting in water that could have ancient viruses, diseases, and or giant parasites... like imagine a fickung 10 lbs tapeworm hatching in you lmao
Parker Lewis can't loose is in this Corin Namoc Wow he is older 90s nostalgia!!
Halloween gets the same rating as Rise of the Dinosaurs? Fascinating. Love your reviews, btw.
So it’s called rise of the dinosaurs yet at the end they die .......well that’s stupid
How do they know dinosaurs had feathers? Did all of them have feathers? All species or just some?
smoke weed everyday.
just thought I'd mention that.
oh no what happened to Parker Lewis?!!!
They’ve learned to hide their shadows...!
Lmao "don't move"
Like it's gonna do anything
T.rex (and the two new species of Tyrannosaurus T.Imerator and T.Regina) had incredible eyesight
Having forward facing eyes means amazing depth perception
After a lot of thinking, I made my choice, you sir have earned my subscription!