You're Only A Man If You Have This. Corey Rodrigues - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2020
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He won my heart with "Remember when we could like two things?" THANK YOU!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
…yes, kinda brilliant
so true
DITTO!
9:45 "I want to go back to a time when we could like two things." This guy just solved the "polarization" problem.
YE
Dude, same thought.
Thank you JL! Now if we can just get everybody else on board!
He sure did. I agree.
I love Corey! He has me rolling! The cat and dog jokes, and "remember when we could like two things?" He's smart, thoughtful, and just plain funny. Can't wait to see more of him!
Tried to eat and watch this, long story short... DON’T TRY IT 😭 this dude is hilarious I had to pause it multiple times to keep myself from dying lol 🙏🏾
I was doing my mascara for work and it was all over I was laughing so hard
Same thing 😂
😂 I’m doing the same thing
66t0l
You're funny!!!
2:55 did NOT expect that plot twist with getting rid of the hammer 😂
Murder weapon problem avoided!! Lol
I don’t know what it makes me, but that’s the first thing I thought off when she gave him the hammer and I was like wipe it down and throw it away!
That was genius. 🤣🤣🤫
Most underrated comedian I've seen on UA-cam for a while. What a set
I get the feeling that was one of or is the first dry bar you’ve watched. Really like a lot of these guys, never heard of one of them lol.
Kimi Kann agreed!
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How much do you get paid for posting for Drybar? I’ve seen your comments way too often saying the same thing.
Facts
This guy is funny would pay to see him definitely ...Would also be confident that any one that sees his show will be very happy to observe him ...Dry bar hits it out if the park again !!!
I love comedy and have watched all the greats. This brotha is naturally funny. He's not doing a set, he's living before our eyes. Absolutely HILARIOUS.
One of the best comments and description of a person I've ever read.
Well said!
no single F-Word but still making you jump off your seat. legendary, the likes of Sinbad.
Drybar comedy is clean. I love it :)
I don't think you're allowed to cuss or drink there , maybe the whole state . ?!? LOL He is good though .
Drybar is clean comedy... You'll never hear anything too offencive... Like mocking Jesus, pedophilia, rape and things like that. Sometimes they cuss but it's nothing too serious... It's a reason I watch drybar. I noticed that there are able to talk about Trump and liking Republican views without getting shunned off stage... Which is the way it should be. everyone likes a certain party or is in the middle for whatever reason. we need to take time to find out what that reason is before we start judging someone's character morals.
Yep
@@debbiehorn8263 Not the whole state, just that club BUT a lot of the residents are members of the LDS Church so we generally prefer when they don't cuss too much. It doesn't really bug me personally but I think it shows more talent when they can pull it off this well without cussing.
This guy is one of the better comedians I've seen on dry bar
keep watching, there is a lot. Watch Bendt.
@@dumaskhan oh I saw begnt after
👍👍🏿👍🏽👍🏾
Yeah he's funny, check out Brad Upton, he's pretty funny too.
I agree. There a few that are pretty funny.
I hope Corey is doing shows around the country in 2023 and 2024.
I need more of his comedy. I love when people talk about everyday stuff and it’s actually hilarious!!
No its not !!
4:43 "I gotta stop making McStakes" 😆
Mike Wheaton 😂😂😂I didnt catch that at first !
Luis Severino
How?!
No bad language, personable, hilarious, never heard of this guy but he made for an EASY new favorite! X10
Your the type to tell a grown man to watch his language aren’t you
RODley Pumpkins it’s harder to be funny without cursing.
All of dry bar is like this
@@expletivesx999 I love it, it's nice to have something of this caliber that I can watch without having to wait for my children to go to bed first.
@Andrew Maloney
Did you know that you are:
In the comments section?
Leaving your opinion that the opinion of another person does not count?
Individual opinions might not hold a lot of weight, but collectively it’s good feedback for the comedians and the venues.
This man is a great comedian and I haven't seen nobody on this channel that wasn't funny !! I'm very thankful for good people and this channel ! !
As a master mechanic this guy had me rolling. And crude oil doesn't hurt the system. In minor doses. Fried chicken is the best hand cleaner. I know. Trust that. As a man that can fix anything, from my car to my Harley's, this guy is why I make top dollar. Funny as hell. I definitely will look for more of his vids. This is better than most Netflix specials. Keep it up dude. You're big time
"I gotta stop making Mcstakes!" literally sent me into a laughing fit
Dry Bar is phenomenal! Comedy does not require swearing/vulgarity. These Dry Bar comedians have to be more creative to elicit laughs without resorting to expletives every few words/sentences.
Thanks by the newspaper
I know right! I love watching Dry Bar Comedy because they don't swear and the comedians are so funny!
A well placed curse word can actually improve a joke. The problem is way too many comedians rely on them as a crutch to make people laugh. They do the same thing with vulgar or sexual material. I tend not to laugh at those jokes as much because they are just usually of sub par quality. But don't make the mistake of thinking that just because a comedian curses or talks about sex that they are not funny. Look at George Carlin, he was funny even though he cursed like a sailor, and the GOAT, Dave Chapelle, uses well placed curses and blue material to amazing affect.
@@JonathanLit Well said, and I enjoy the "correct" spelling of our name. 👍
Nice
He's funny, I am re-watching this special. His jokes, his timing, plus he comes with special effects!! LOL His voice goes all over the place. He's gifted. Great show. 😂
"I'm alive but I'm messed up!"...🙄🤣
He reminds me a lot of Joe Rogan in his delivery. That's a good thing, by the way.
Hope this dude has one hell of a career.
Baum I literally looked through comments just to see if anyone thought the same thing
Hes been around for like 20yrs already
joe rogen with a bit of tracy morgan
Dulla Bills With some Jordan Peele, too! His impression of the hammer lady is so similar to Peele’s “Meegan,” the crazy girlfriend
I was just listening, and I thought it was Rogan, but I was like Rogan is not scared of no dogs.
Ima need more content from him asap😂😂
💯💜👍
Can’t remember the last time I actually laughed out loud at a comedian. Great stuff!
“Matter fact anybody 10 & up get out the closet and help daddy” TOOK ME OUT🤣🤣🤣
This is the comedian we need in 2020. Way to take the newer social issues that people take way too seriously and poke fun at them. I love this guy and hope to see more from him!
You really should check out micheal jr. He's another great new guy...
I mean, I guess if you make it past the *immediate* transphobia? I promise this won't age well... and I'm not a 'cancel culture' person.
Check out Ben Bailey.....lmao right now.
Ren F.. yeah, that part was weird..
Ren F, I definitely don’t have even an ounce of transphobia. Just poking light fun at everything and everybody. If merely mentioning something is a problem, we are in serious trouble. I think it will age just fine. Let’s revisit in a 5-10 years. I hope you are wrong and more importantly I hope you are doing well and staying healthy in this new Covid world :-)
You just made my top five for comedians. This was a 43 minute special and it felt like only 10 mins went by. This guy is amazing. He is congenial, articulate and somewhat controversial in a good way. And he is unique. Love what you're doing my friend. Keep it up!!! 🌛🌜
Definition of congenial
1a: PLEASANT >> especially : agreeably suited to one's nature, tastes, or outlook
_a congenial atmosphere_
b: SOCIABLE, GENIAL
_a congenial host_
c: existing or associated together harmoniously
2: having the same nature, disposition, or tastes : KINDRED
_congenial companions_
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Good word, had forgotten about that one.
Same!
@@Loctorak Congenial is a great word!
yes that is a great word but articulate, why do white people say that like it is a surprise we can speak proper.
Who’s your Top 5 Comedians? 😅
This guy is HILARIOUS !!! I would be his best friend for life because very few people can be THAT sincere AND that funny anymore. It's a gift.
"Did the sun trick you this year?!" LMAO
His energy is consistent throughout.. the only comic who doesn't need to drink throughout the routine
Mouth gets dry from speaking. Please........
His energy isn’t consistent- he accelerated the pace from beginning to end. That’s part of the effect that makes it good.
This should be Netflix special!!! You killed it man!! Very funny! 😂😂😂
One of the best sets I've seen in ages. Had me rolling, and I'm in bed with a giant Covid fever headache. Thanks for brightening my day. Great stuff.
Love his voices, great energy in his delivery throughout
His impersonations of his grandparents had me rolling!
So funny and no cussing,that's rare these days. WE loved it,good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This set made my entire day. I feel like Corey is that funny friend you love hanging out with. Wish him much success.
Absolutely adore the delivery. His voice....ahhhh God. I just wanna listen to him talk forever. Honestly one of my new top 5 to watch out for.
The hammer though 😂😂😂now that cracked me up
make this man a voice actor
The bear joke still has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂🥲
I just discovered dry bar about a month ago and LOVE their comedians. This guy was one of my top 3 for sure.
Hands down this guy is funny and a good story teller. I appreciated getting to laugh especially these days
17:08 “things I think about” was his segway, or something he just said while thinking.. and it’s just so perfectly descriptive of his comedy. He’s such a natural comedian.. this is his perception of the world. This was one of the best I’ve seen, and I watch a lot of stand up.
Best Dry Bar comedian to this day. Would like to see more of him!
“hey I’ll trust you from afah” my new meme reply phrase . Love my ‘up next’ thread ! 💋😂🤣🤣🤣
The dirty/smelly car jokes are on point and I'm 1000% in agreement with him.
Bakari Leary it’s my daughter. Ugh. I hate getting in her car
@@capricornlife5778 I know the pain. Even with dirty clothes on I'm scared to get anything on them from a filthy car ride.
I'm really enjoying watching these Dry Bar comedy specials; being able to laugh during these times is so welcome :)
My new favourite!!!! No swearing, good clean humour!!! Thank you!!!!!
This guy is great! Thank you dry bar comedy for bringing all these AMAIZING comedians !
CATS RULE...Corey crushed it...excellent performance 👽🤣😭🙂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
😄 I'm that teacher! Thank God for that student who comes to my rescue.
This is the first full special I have ever saved on Tube to watch again. I giggled laughed and snorted the majority of the show, and I can share it with my tween. 🙏
This literaly hurt me because I was laughing so hard!!!
This dude KILLED IT! I can’t wait to see more.
His bark was too accurate 😂😂😂😂
THIS MAN is truly funny! Thank you for non-stop laughs, Corey Rodrigues!
Thanks for the laughs, you were great, very talented & funny. Many blessings to you/continued success
Dude seriously funny, one of the best specials I’ve seen on this channel.
Love when he pops back up in my feed every month or so.
As a mother of 5 and married for 15+ years I get the tools as gifts not my husband. 🤣🤣🤣 And candles, bags and spa certificates. 💪🏾😎
😂👍🏾👍🏾
I love tools. They are my toys. For our anniversary my husband gets me gift cards from the major tool stores. Which is one of the reasons I love him.
People sometimes call me a tool.
I am not very useful.
@@Loctorak very odd. Tools are made to be useful.
Maybe you are a specialty tool?
Oh my goodness 😂😍😂 I really laughed a lot at this man's jokes... "I got rid of the hammer" had me busting up.
🤣🤣🤣
Omg I've been uncontrollably laughing the entire time 😂
Same!
Great humor and always glad to see a comedian laugh along with the audience.
I started to flip to someone else. Then the first chuckle. Then another. And another! You are brilliant! I'm a girl with way too many tools. I love intelligent comics. And your Brooklyn accent is so special. And the sound effects are hilarious! Lol for real.
boston
@@sonquatsch8585 where do you hear Boston?
@@melissasaint3283 firstly i heard him say that is where he's from. and secondly his accent backs this up. it's def. not brooklyn.
@@sonquatsch8585 I'm not even form the US and i knew that was a Boston accent.
Wow! This guy is a top notch comedian. Solid set, great material!
Can’t wait to see more of him.
Omg thank you so much!!!! I laughed so hard, I shared this video 5times.... We all need a laugh right now, thanks for being that medicine!!!! Love ya.
BTW I have 4pitbulls... That bark like crazy but they're so excited to see people because we don't take them anywhere but the lake, ocean and river where there aren't so many people because they really are the most lovable scary dogs ever....
Don't know if you are really are nervous or not, but if you ever let one up in your lap or get on the floor with your friends pitty, you'll have a friend that loves to play like youre a lollipop.
Again thanks for the laughs
Aaaand this stranger just become one of my favorite people. Bravo.
Pet owner secret-it doesn't matter how often or how well you clean, your furniture, car, clothing etc will never, ever, EVER be free of pet hair. Ever. Even when the pet has been dead for 10 years and you've moved 3 times and have all new furniture and a new car, you will STILL find that pet's hair on/in them. It's some insane law of physics regarding animal hair that makes NO sense.
This is sooo true. With us it was 5 female cats and 2 dogs the cats have all passed the old dog is still here and so is the younger dog she is 16 this year he is 11. She sleeps with her Eyes partially open and has a doggie form of Vertigo. He thinks every other dog is a threat. she is half German Sheppard and Yellow something or other, he is half Jack Russel half Manchester Terrier. We got him as a pup of 10 weeks .She was about 6 years old a friend had to down size so we took in her 2 dogs. The second dog lives with some folks in the neighborhood. The 2 we have are best friends they do every thing together.I don't want to face loosing her I check all day to make sure she is breathing. She dreams at night I get up with a flashlight to make sure she is all right.
@@loristrout4741 Thank you Lori
@@loristrout4741 thank you Lori, very cool
It does make sense and is even predicted by "The law of large _numbfurs"._
One of my dogs passed away months ago... find his hair EVERYWHERE! It sucks cause it makes me sad _and_ I feel like a slob 🤷
It's always awesome to 'discover' a comedian that's unknown to you who happens to be funny AF! 🤣
Dry Bar Comedy has the BEST Talent! Brilliant set, kudos!
Oh My gosh!!! The fast food joke killed me😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 if you haven't heard him yet give it a shot, he's hilarious. You won't regret it.
One of the best clean sets I've ever seen
Hi I agree, we need to see much more of him, many blessings, let's keep laughing & be happy
My grandma is in her 70s and she’s a wizard on Instagram. It’s IMPRESSIVE. She also does cardio and makes purses and stuff. My great grandmother used to build furniture and do carpentry
This dude definitely has to be up there as one of the best comedians. His delivery, his stories, his timing is all on point. This dude needs a Netflix special. Funny as they come. Well done brother 😂😂
I love this kind of observational comedy! Great set had me cryin with the messy car bit.
Dude is hilarious! Absolutely killed it. From beginning to the end -- never a dull moment.
Omg, this dude is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Could have listened for another hour!
Definitely going to be listening to him in loop mode until I have to pretend I was busy all day taking care of the house. 😂
He's funny. His delivery and jokes are the best.
YESSS! WHY CAN'T WE LIKE 2 THINGS!!
Yo! brother's so genuine in delivery, even his nuances made me laugh.. keep it up Corey! great job!
You need to get him back for another show. He's really funny!
As a black man, I've grown up believing I dont need sunscreen....
Nathan you don’t. You’ve got enough melanin to block the sun. However you can still get a heatstroke from staying to long in the sun. Too much sunshine after a period of sun rays starvation would make your skin peel off
as another black man, i never use sun screen lol
I'm a dark Asian and I always thought I didn't need sunscreen either. It only takes me one day in the sun to go from yellow to black. My family bloodline is called "Thai dom" meaning dark Thais. The Thais that work out in the rice fields in the sun without cover and can get hella dark. Even though I get super dark quickly, I can still get sunburnt. I've seen black people get sunburnt too. UV rays don't discriminate, it will break down any DNA if you stay in the sun long enough without protection.
Funny thing is according to skin shade, darker skin people need to stay in the sun longer than light skinned people. Lightest skin should stay in the sun max of 15 minutes per day, darker skin like Asians, Middle-East, or Africans will need to stay in the sun about 20-30 minutes per day. Anyone who just sits in the sun for hours on end are stupid. You're supposed to work your way up to acclimate yourself to the sunlight, not jump into it and expect to get a good tan all in one day.
We do need sunscreen it's not about race but your skin if the sun burns you need to protect your skin. Period .
@@thejumblies4610 I was in Peruvian dessert and my nose started to peel. I didn't know what was going on because it never happened to me in America. but after waht you said that after sun ray starvation that would make the skin peel off I think thats what it was. the sun in America where I was is probably not as strong since Peru is closer to equator, maybe if my skin got use to that sun if would peel.
This guy is gonna be a household name pretty soon based on this set. Funny AF!
I hope so.
I LOVE tools. My family calls me the “tool whore”. It probably doesnt help that I am also a general contractor. Lol
😂
I love tools also but for some odd reason I never buy them 🤷🏿♂️
I am laughing out loud all by myself! Lol
I'm a new fan. I ran into this video and I'm so glad that I did. Nice to hear a comic that's funny and doesn't have to swear at every turn. Not that I'm against the swearing but with some comics, the swearing is the only funny part. Also, nice to hear a brother that doesn't feel the need to use the N-word in every other sentence. My people use it too much in comedy.
Can confirm, I've bribed half the dogs in my neighbourhood, the other half I haven't gotten to yet.
Great comic, his style and voice/inflection really add to his material.
The bear part was the funniest....bear: "no he still have a pulse!" Hahahahah
This guy is brilliant! I'd pay to see his act live.
The face he makes at "almost as dark as you"
I laughed until I cried. This guy is absolutely brilliant
As a mom I wash my Jean's after wearing them for a day. . They can never stay clean from tiny hands😅 I cant imagine washing them once a month lol.
Generally once a month here, but light office use and not really outdoor use if that makes a difference.
Maybe a handful of times a month
I can't imagine washing them.
I put my Parker (long heavy coat) on for the first night of winter and found a big Mac and fries in a maccydees bag in the pocket from the last night of the previous winter. Had to look. Absolutely normal. But cold. And polystyrene. Ripped the mac in half and it was just like foam cushion filling. Homogenous. Burger, bun, special sauce, lettuce & gherkin, all airy rubber. Still freaks me out.
His accents are good. Don't know if the audience caught them.
I have never seen the Dry Bread Comedy Special before now. Great comedians who tell good clean jokes. 🎉
All the tools are mine, haha. I wear the "tools" pants in our relationship. My husband knows I'll get super mad if he misplaces my tools.
HBO GIVE THIS MAN AN HOUR SPECIAL.
I was personally attacked in this comedy 🤣🤣🤣
Not me, I'm him in real life 😂
It must be the animal hair comment 😂
I shouldn't laugh, but the chocolate chips on Morgan Freeman's face still had me laughing 😆
That is one part that made me lose the air out of my lungs from laughing. It was hilarious 😂😅
I love dry bar so glad they came up in my feed I've not seen a comedian I didn't like yet. And they are all clean comics which is ahmazing