Pat and Paige Have a Wonderful Relationship

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  • @SpontaneousCourage
    @SpontaneousCourage 6 років тому +1723

    I love how they both just break out laughing at the idea of domestic abuse.

    • @KittyStrikesBack
      @KittyStrikesBack 6 років тому +174

      They love eachother too much, it's kinda sweet haha

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron 6 років тому +60

      Marshall Ores or they constantly hit each other off stream and are laghing it off lol

    • @KittyStrikesBack
      @KittyStrikesBack 6 років тому +18

      The Black Baron doubt it bro

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron 6 років тому +14

      Marshall Ores yea me too i love their relationship,it was just a joke lol

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma 6 років тому +14

      Nono, the idea of THEIR domestic abuse! lol

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 років тому +2449

    I still remember when Paige was first introduced and I thought she was way too normal for pat. I'm glad I was wrong and that they're both equally crazy.

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +338

      Devon Palmer
      I remember a time when I thought pat was a normal guy.

    • @MrThedorkknight
      @MrThedorkknight 6 років тому +170

      That's the secret, be normal on the surface

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 6 років тому +356

      I remember thinking "man, how is Pat batting so far out of his league?"
      It makes more sense every day.

    • @TheKrawtch
      @TheKrawtch 6 років тому +93

      I'm not 100% convinced that it isn't the most blatant cry for help in human history.

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 6 років тому +67

      Ah, right, the Japan video... good times.

  • @silverbullet135
    @silverbullet135 6 років тому +680

    "Just. Don't. Hit her.."

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 років тому +915

    Pat: Man, I’ll never find anybody…
    「CRAZY TALK」*ACTIVATE!*

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 6 років тому +755

    You know it's true love, when the threat of spousal abuse causes 5 min of straight laughter

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 Рік тому +3

      They know they never would, but god damnit do they have reason to

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +1572

    It's like he cloned a female version of himself.

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 6 років тому +139

      Mysterious Jojo oddly I feel like she’s a matt clone and leana is a pat clone. Both of their relationships are eerily like the sbf lp chemistry

    • @MelBrooksKA
      @MelBrooksKA 6 років тому +97

      Or like they're siblings...

    • @In-The-Zone
      @In-The-Zone 6 років тому +52

      Leana is more a Woolie clone

    • @ricardomilos10
      @ricardomilos10 6 років тому +9

      Mysterious Jojo its his sister duh

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +36

      e69alpha So basically pat and matt fuck eachother and woolie and liam do the same?

  • @justwungo
    @justwungo 6 років тому +585

    There's nothing more romantic than growing old and insane with the one you love

    • @CoratMcRed
      @CoratMcRed 4 роки тому +22

      But which will come first, the old age or the insanity

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 4 роки тому +17

      Corat McRed Yes.

    • @Superenixman
      @Superenixman 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah but thats usually when you’re in your 80s not 30s

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 3 роки тому +3

      Especially if you're engaged to them.

  • @PolarPhantom
    @PolarPhantom 6 років тому +675

    Their wedding would be really weird, because they'd have to pretend they aren't absurd monsters and we know the truth.

    • @isaiahbevans2789
      @isaiahbevans2789 6 років тому +83

      I mean, Matt was able to suppress the worst of his Predator and Hitomi Tanaka fanboy-ism for his wedding so anythings possible.

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 5 років тому +16

      she would eat the ham only and throw away the sandwich

    • @Joseph_Siri
      @Joseph_Siri 3 роки тому +18

      Now it can happen for real :)

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 2 роки тому +14

      I can’t believe it was the most normal wedding of them all.

    • @Mr.Faust3
      @Mr.Faust3 2 роки тому +5

      This aged really well considering they had the most normal wedding

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 6 років тому +506

    Pat is a charitable saint for allowing this dumpster crone to live in his humble abode

    • @calska140
      @calska140 4 роки тому +21

      In Australia it's known as a bin pigeon

    • @macdarby9926
      @macdarby9926 4 роки тому +1

      @@calska140 Lol 😆 😂

  • @bigbrowski410
    @bigbrowski410 6 років тому +880

    You can’t convince me that Paige isn’t female Pat from another timeline, or vice versa. You can’t.

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 6 років тому +45

      Just LOOK AT HER !! is a gender bender copy of pat

    • @zeterzero4356
      @zeterzero4356 6 років тому +13

      Happens more often than you think.

    • @JohnSmith_1920
      @JohnSmith_1920 6 років тому +55

      being wrong all the time was just a ruse, Pat's true stand is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

    • @bigbrowski410
      @bigbrowski410 6 років тому +43

      John I think you mean Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

    • @JohnSmith_1920
      @JohnSmith_1920 6 років тому +11

      i know what i said

  • @ShardTown
    @ShardTown 6 років тому +1692

    why do these siblings have so much sexual tension

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 6 років тому +283

      They've drank too much Folgers

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +142

      Little known fact: leprechauns are always horny

    • @StevenFallsOver
      @StevenFallsOver 6 років тому +80

      Ricky909 They've been watching too much Oreimo

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 6 років тому +39

      God damn it I was gonna make the Folgers joke

    • @SabbyNeko
      @SabbyNeko 6 років тому +28

      They do come across as siblings.

  • @ngmajora6986
    @ngmajora6986 6 років тому +680

    I can't tell if Paige is laughing/Crying but that's probably the optimal build

    • @RorenX
      @RorenX 6 років тому +45

      NGMajora paige go up

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 6 років тому +42

      Sanity go down

  • @jerrymcghoulberry355
    @jerrymcghoulberry355 6 років тому +204

    "Just get through the stream..." Pat sounds like a fucking soldier waiting for his tour to be over.

  • @Graysett
    @Graysett 6 років тому +798

    Before they started streaming I'd never seen a couple where both people could instantly flip roles between being the straight man and the raving lunatic. Every time a highlight video comes out of these two it's always amazing.

    • @SANDWICHshuriken
      @SANDWICHshuriken 6 років тому +74

      Its literally the what if for two tsunderes hooking up.

  • @aidangettel112
    @aidangettel112 6 років тому +291

    Redhead's are like stand user's. They are drawn together by powerful forces.

  • @Kickback2108
    @Kickback2108 6 років тому +462

    It's all made better by knowing that he actually fuckin' kept the Steve Buscemi photo from the Mail-Bag after all these years.

    • @mstrswrd
      @mstrswrd 6 років тому +78

      He didn't just keep it- it's in like a place of Honor on his wall where all can see.

    • @SuperKiva01
      @SuperKiva01 6 років тому +36

      I wonder if he still has baby Ashley.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 6 років тому +17

      You wouldn't?
      What's wrong with you?
      I wish I had one

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +15

      Steve1993
      *The babby*

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 6 років тому +6

      I want to think that there's own special garbage can where Ashley is, just to deliver the message

  • @TheStrxggler
    @TheStrxggler 6 років тому +601

    She is a keeper.

  • @gunslinger1911a1
    @gunslinger1911a1 6 років тому +250

    "Just don't hit her. Just get through the stream and don't hit her." Oh Jesus I love it.

  • @zipperdude44
    @zipperdude44 6 років тому +482

    Two minutes in and they’re both already in tears
    Sounds about right

  • @LuckeeStrikee
    @LuckeeStrikee 6 років тому +479

    So, has Pat overcome his phobia of finding hobos inside his apartment?

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +57

      Luckee Strikee she cant afford a needle

    • @benshapiro2403
      @benshapiro2403 5 років тому +1

      Dude fucking tired link is just like perfect for this. You are tired of all of this bullshit, no?

  • @thetruejerrycan
    @thetruejerrycan Рік тому +16

    These two are now having a child

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 6 років тому +314

    The Deadly Premonition music is so perfect for this.

    • @MrMastercatfish
      @MrMastercatfish 6 років тому +14

      I honestly can't think of a situation that it doesn't fit perfectly

    • @watchingrob
      @watchingrob 6 років тому +9

      Its PERFECT!

  • @ramenfriend2573
    @ramenfriend2573 6 років тому +289

    Pat’s “heehee” after Paige’s irish accent had me smiling like an idiot. These goobers are too much.

  • @yourguysheppy
    @yourguysheppy 6 років тому +262

    Man I love the GoutSydePhil and Lupus show

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 років тому +46

      They're basically Nurglings.

    • @noonoox12
      @noonoox12 5 років тому +4

      @@JeedyJay Best comment, right here, we found it

  • @goodninji8
    @goodninji8 6 років тому +156

    I'm legitimately envious and also happy for those two. How can I ever find myself a woman as broken as Paige and Pat the Fuckboivin.

    • @Khotgor
      @Khotgor 6 років тому

      I didn't know Pat ha a slit too.

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 6 років тому +29

      Pat is a leprechaun, that luck build paid off

  • @miserableoutcast
    @miserableoutcast 6 років тому +70

    Ok so I literally did not realize until this video that one of my balls being lower than the other was totally normal. I have a new lease on life now

  • @zedre7633
    @zedre7633 6 років тому +296

    I swear Paige is just Umaru-chan. Beautiful on the streets, McDonald's goblin in the sheets.

  • @UltimateEnderman45
    @UltimateEnderman45 6 років тому +293

    Tfw you'll never find a women that's basically you as a female.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +51

      Nice try, but CRAZY TALK has only one User.

    • @Whatevsman27
      @Whatevsman27 4 роки тому +5

      I sometimes think that might be for the best

  • @AegisREDflector
    @AegisREDflector 5 років тому +45

    "Say it with an Irish accent!" "I'm DiSAbLeD." >Childlike glee

  • @slyfox1223
    @slyfox1223 6 років тому +338

    This is the legit reason why i watch both steams. Tha VVymyn and the angry norse migdet

  • @kinghijinx5892
    @kinghijinx5892 3 роки тому +29

    And now they're engaged. They really do have a wonderful relationship.

  • @abarainosa
    @abarainosa 4 роки тому +29

    Paige: when I'm drunk I'm super quiet and introspective.
    Paige when drunk: PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!!

  • @IcyDragonPolaris
    @IcyDragonPolaris Рік тому +10

    Paige: "You have to inspect the patty to make sure there's no worms in it."
    Also Paige: *M O L D*

  • @SONICKING700
    @SONICKING700 6 років тому +591

    Counting down to actual spousal abuse live on stream.

    • @SONICKING700
      @SONICKING700 6 років тому +72

      But seriously they should just get married at this point.

    • @Mayorcheddar
      @Mayorcheddar 6 років тому +152

      the issue with that is pie thief Woolie proposed to his girlfriend in New Zealand so Pat is having a big struggle with figuring out how to 1-up him.

    • @justsomeguywhoyoushouldnth844
      @justsomeguywhoyoushouldnth844 6 років тому +102

      Pat doesn't have to 1-up Woolie, because he's a Ginger.
      While the rest of society follows the norm, we play by different rules.

    • @JojoDigitalArtist
      @JojoDigitalArtist 6 років тому +68

      Remember if you have a group of friends with significant others be the first to propose so you don't have to deal with this.

    • @seraphiim444
      @seraphiim444 6 років тому +37

      He's probably scared to propose because of the troubles

  • @Rathalos-ts7bn
    @Rathalos-ts7bn 6 років тому +42

    I'm so happy that Pat found Love. But also enraged that he found it before me.
    Damn you Pat.

  • @vivamexico254
    @vivamexico254 6 років тому +252

    Man , this warms my heart

  • @mannythelazyguy6529
    @mannythelazyguy6529 6 років тому +46

    Stand user: PAIGE
    Stand name: [H E X G I R L S]

  • @moonstruck4276
    @moonstruck4276 6 років тому +78

    Page is an avatar of Nurgle! "I'm weak, its the lupus"

    • @lance5445
      @lance5445 6 років тому +13

      moonstruck when Paige first meet Elmo he was basically a slime covered nurgling

  • @NesosRomanus
    @NesosRomanus 6 років тому +183

    man paige is asking the real questions, where _do_ the balls ago

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 6 років тому +42

      Pocket dimension

    • @Izunundara
      @Izunundara 6 років тому +36

      The Dongmension

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +40

      *The woolie hole*

    • @marioe.4400
      @marioe.4400 6 років тому +2

      In that context a 'Woolie Hole' sounds like something that actually exists; like something certain people are born with: a condition.
      Just trying to visualize a ball going in there is one of the most disgusting things i've felt...

    • @goldenboy9748
      @goldenboy9748 6 років тому +6

      They go back up in the pelvis to heat up and turn the urine into gas, duh

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 3 роки тому +14

    "Paige you don't even clean up the stuff you spill on *yourself"*
    "That's not true... I just change shirts"
    "and then leave those shirts of the fLOOR!"

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically 6 років тому +42

    Oh man, the Deadly Premonition music elevates this to sheer perfection. Bravo.

  • @insertnamehere8715
    @insertnamehere8715 6 років тому +126

    They couldn't be more fallible and/or perfect.

  • @OkamiDude15
    @OkamiDude15 6 років тому +80

    this video is my new BIG FAVORITE

  • @pluto4816
    @pluto4816 6 років тому +35

    I do not even know these people at all I saw this in my recommended. They are really the greatest couple they are like a real life "family guy/Simpson/american dad couple" I could watch them sit on that couch forever

  • @LameGeneralissimo
    @LameGeneralissimo 2 роки тому +6

    Living proof that sometimes two wrongs *do* make a right.

  • @Davies46
    @Davies46 6 років тому +40

    Two horrible people that somehow, beyond all belief, have a fantastic relationship.

  • @Dororo451
    @Dororo451 6 років тому +56

    At the end the thought going thru pats mind is "can we even raise kids while both being insane"

    • @BeamMonsterZeus
      @BeamMonsterZeus 6 років тому +9

      Pat hates kids, so he says. I don't think either of them want kids any time soon.

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale Рік тому

      @@BeamMonsterZeus does 5 years count as soon or was that enough for the hate kids buff to wear off

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 Рік тому +1

      @@ApexGale Every time Pat talked about hating kids, 「Crazy Talk」 was charging.

  • @TheRiverNyx
    @TheRiverNyx 5 років тому +18

    "I cant do anything ever"
    Said Paige, as she has a Mcdonalds bag over her head.

  • @JagrasSneedandFeed
    @JagrasSneedandFeed 5 років тому +18

    Literally the best possible use of Deadly Premonitions soundtrack

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +162

    This video gave me the gout.

  • @chaing-kai-shek2862
    @chaing-kai-shek2862 9 місяців тому +4

    The perfect couple doesn't exi...

  • @NeedEntertainment
    @NeedEntertainment 6 років тому +122

    Life goals right here.

  • @greg0050
    @greg0050 6 років тому +24

    As soon as the whistle started up i knew it was gonna be a gud time

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 6 років тому +94

    Actual best relationship on UA-cam. Sorry Ethan and Hila :P

  • @Peanut_Buster90
    @Peanut_Buster90 4 роки тому +9

    their son and daughter will be named Tank and Controls.

  • @stargazingseaotter3056
    @stargazingseaotter3056 5 років тому +14

    Paige: "When I'm drunk that's when I'm all introspective"
    Drunk Paige more than a year later: "DRINK IT AND PUT IT IN MY MOOOOUTH!"

  • @x2375
    @x2375 6 років тому +26

    I hope they live together forever.

  • @Gungho73
    @Gungho73 4 роки тому +7

    "you have to inspect the patties for worms or you cant eat it"
    Says a woman who demanded her burger be cooked BLUE.
    AS IN POORLY COOKED.

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 10 місяців тому +4

    These two have a child now. 🤣☠️

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 6 років тому +46

    *tries to speak French* "I need a headache??"

  • @Rorymclean12
    @Rorymclean12 6 років тому +6

    the first solid minute demonstrates how good they are for each other, it's lovely

  • @MemeWeebThomas
    @MemeWeebThomas 6 років тому +53

    12:55 that awkward moment when your marriage begins crashing and burning

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +1

      Thomas Dixon lupus lets you live forever but leaves you looking like skelmo

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 6 років тому

      if only they were in a dress

  • @scottphillips6005
    @scottphillips6005 6 років тому +10

    I still can't believe these are real people. I hope they never change and grow old together.

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 5 років тому +12

    [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]

  • @RascheTheRabbit
    @RascheTheRabbit 6 років тому +14

    Man who needs reality shows when ya got Pat n Paige
    The sweetest please-dont-be-related couple ever

  • @VanessaVersus
    @VanessaVersus 2 роки тому +2

    God, they're both... So normal and well-adjusted

  • @JJULLER
    @JJULLER 6 років тому +18

    I love how pat laughs at times he sounds like a little school girl :3

    • @JJULLER
      @JJULLER 6 років тому +3

      An this brings me the most joy in life

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe 2 роки тому +5

    How long until sexy business neighbors find this video

  • @MrGeremyTibbles
    @MrGeremyTibbles 6 років тому +22

    I think this is true romance.

  • @Zikar
    @Zikar 6 років тому +18

    I'm crying with laughter here.

  • @dmwingon
    @dmwingon 6 років тому +4

    I'm glad they found each other. It's good to be with people who you can laugh like that with.

  • @LostImpact1917
    @LostImpact1917 3 місяці тому +1

    I pray these two, their baby, and Elmo are doing okay after what happened to Zangief. It just isn’t fair, man. Gief was a good boy, who deserved many more years than he was given. 😢

  • @laxor0519
    @laxor0519 6 років тому +24

    They should either never have children or have 7

  • @NickChinchill
    @NickChinchill 6 років тому +4

    I nearly cried with laughter during this. It's just so funny to see them bounce off each other like this

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +202

    Don't feel too bad, Paige. Jessica Nigri's hairline is receding way faster.

    • @madamastersgaming
      @madamastersgaming 6 років тому +2

      Not the only thing receding

    • @noodlelova3
      @noodlelova3 6 років тому +2

      @@madamastersgaming What's else is receding on her?

    • @naiustheyetti
      @naiustheyetti 6 років тому +27

      @@noodlelova3 her career

  • @BeerHombre
    @BeerHombre 6 років тому +6

    OMG that's the Steve Buscemi photo from the Best Friends mailbox waaaay back! aw man makes me think of happier times.

  • @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork
    @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork Рік тому +3

    And now they have a baby on the way, five years later.

  • @sackroad349
    @sackroad349 6 років тому +10

    The BEST couple on twitch.

  • @marcusdranz
    @marcusdranz 5 років тому +8

    "Iy'm d's-hayblld"
    _hee hee hee hee_

  • @samouflage99
    @samouflage99 6 років тому +4

    "You know what month it is?"
    "It's Clean After Your Own McDonald's Garbage Month."

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh 6 років тому +4

    "Life is Beautiful" starts playing.
    Perfection.

  • @largelump3613
    @largelump3613 3 роки тому +4

    I would go crazy being around Paige for any amount of time.

  • @redzeppelin6
    @redzeppelin6 6 років тому +4

    They're perfect for each other.

  • @zomboids2100
    @zomboids2100 6 років тому +77

    Is this a missing cutscene from *the deadly premonition?*
    Also~ looking good skelmo.

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +1

      Light Fox he lost some weight

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +2

      Darrian Weathington
      Must be that skim milk diet he's been doing.

  • @SimplySwayze
    @SimplySwayze 6 років тому +10

    The fact that these two found each other gives me hope for the rest of us.

  • @god47398
    @god47398 6 років тому +4

    fucking life is beautiful kicked in so good I lost it. God bless you solidus

  • @beaverbicycle
    @beaverbicycle 6 років тому +4

    Pure. Pure and precious.

  • @LostApotheosis
    @LostApotheosis 5 років тому +2

    I truly feel that this is the only relationship combo for the two of them that would truly work for them. Its the only way they can actually be themselves. No one else would be able to take it.

  • @krystylbeno9143
    @krystylbeno9143 3 роки тому

    I come back to this now seeing that the question has finally been popped and it makes this even more beautiful.

  • @hoobar5331
    @hoobar5331 4 роки тому +1

    4:38 this an odd angle because it makes pat look enormous but still short at the same time like some sort of Goliath sized dwarf

  • @Joseph_Siri
    @Joseph_Siri 3 роки тому +10

    Anyone here after the recent announcement?

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 6 років тому +310

    i stopped watching TBFP but good to see Pats the same but happier.

  • @PS3Fan487
    @PS3Fan487 6 років тому +8

    How has someone NOT made a "Pat's heehees" compilation?

  • @Nabs-xd2qr
    @Nabs-xd2qr 6 років тому +6

    This is so precious!

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 4 роки тому +1

    I love these two I swear they’re my favorite people

  • @georgeahi
    @georgeahi 6 років тому +4

    omg i love them so much. They make me smile :)

  • @TheOrangex88
    @TheOrangex88 6 років тому +1

    Their laughing is so infectious
    WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THEIR LAUGHING ?!

  • @conker690
    @conker690 3 роки тому +4

    As someone with OCD it sounds like living with Paige would be hell.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma 6 років тому +4

    I love them both so much 😭

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma 6 років тому

      9:55 I just start uncontrollably wheezing here, I can't fucking cope 😭😭😂😂

  • @convolutedclarity
    @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +8

    Man, pat and paiges laugh kinda reminds me of shions crazy laugh from When they cry.