“What happened here?” “Well it appears that, one of them, stabbed the other 72 times, did a break down, somehow did a snatcher despite million stab and break down being Dante’s deal, launchered them, shot them 6 times, and then taunted, letting the euphoria go to their brain, and causing a complete mental shutdown, killing them instantly.” “Must have been one hell of a scrub, sounds like he didn’t even achieve smokin sick style before taunting.”
Scorpio The Scorpion pat thought me how to math, woolie thought me to read, Matt thought me how to be a giant monster with a skull face, and *REDACTED* thought me how to vita... R.I.Plastic vita
The more I watch these clips, the more I'm convinced that Pat and Paige are sitcom characters come to life. Imagine a show where they're the main couple, and Matt and Woolie are the memorable side characters. I'd watch that show.
God, this stream was a shitshow. A late start, a later game start, New Funky Mode, the whitest rapping ever, Elmo Residue, spooky spiders, it was absolutely magical
Sometimes I think that there's nothing good in the world and we're all just swirling the drain. Then I see these two together and my day gets just a little bit brighter.
Just imagine Pat clinging to Woolie's back, choking him into unconsciousness as Woolie explains he's used to fighting groups. Eli chortling about Pat facing a Southerner when death is on the line and then collapsing from poison.
He at one point recently DID explain it. I believe his explanation went along the lines of: “So we were having this huge argument, and I’m sitting there and she’s yelling at me, and I look her right in the eye and said ‘honey, I hear you, but I also do not smell my dinner cooking. I think you should go get that started.”
I love that bit that they reenacted and I bet that Pat loved it too since he always talks about wanting to be a crack cocaine dealer. Also I sure do hope that things are going well enough that they might get married soon as Pat implied, they seem pretty good together.
It can be considered a Rap, since the "biggity-bang" part is based on the first ever (debatable) Rap track: 'The Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight"...
Paige freaking out over the mention of a spider. Meanwhile this summer I got stung on the shoulder by a wasp while BBQing and my reaction was : Cmon man.... XD
This is the only internet couple I’d be legit bummed if they broke up
I feel like Paige is all that's keeping Pat from going full Kira.
@@MarilynMalkovich Or full Kurt Cobain
@@RohanSpartin Jesus Christ dude.
Oh god, don't even joke. I'm emotionally invested in this relationship, and it's not even my own.
@@savagedice1184 I get invested because I know I'll never be in a relationship as perfect as theirs
either they'll be together forever or this gonna be a bad murder/suicide
Either way, they'll be together for the rest of their lives.
“What happened here?”
“Well it appears that, one of them, stabbed the other 72 times, did a break down, somehow did a snatcher despite million stab and break down being Dante’s deal, launchered them, shot them 6 times, and then taunted, letting the euphoria go to their brain, and causing a complete mental shutdown, killing them instantly.”
“Must have been one hell of a scrub, sounds like he didn’t even achieve smokin sick style before taunting.”
Pat Benoit did nothing wrong.
the scene will be the kind 20 year veteran cops still lose sleep from seeing
Then they'll be around for double forever
“What would I be like if I were wonderful?”
“Married”
*_“W H A T ?”_*
well guess they're wonderful
Welcome back to the tale of star crossed lovers. An immortal toilet and a jar of mustard.
If Pat's an immortal toilet, is he gonna end up dropping toilet paper into himself?
A tale as old as time itself.
Adrian The Vulture i feel like i read that book as a kid
Piss and vinegar.
I find it hard to believe that Paige would be structured enough to end up a /jar/ and not just a lump of mustard on the couch
"SHE BRANDISHED A KNIFE ON YOU!"
"To be fair..."
DIE MAN Wait, you're not supposed to stick around after they brandish a knife?
Was Pat channeling Liam against himself?
"See, what had happened was..."
Yo I got some good hits in though
"hey Paige there's a spider"
Instead of looking where he points to, trying to swat it away, or move
She screams and stares at Pat
Good job Paige
Survival instinct of a panda
16:15
And to this day I still can't believe a relationship this pure exists
SoulOfTheRisingSun two 25% brains joining together to make a 30% brain
Darrian Weathington I'm sure in some mathematical equation that makes sense, which is why I'm bad at it
Darrian Weathington
That is some Pat math if I’ve ever seen it.
Scorpio The Scorpion pat thought me how to math, woolie thought me to read, Matt thought me how to be a giant monster with a skull face, and *REDACTED* thought me how to vita... R.I.Plastic vita
Marriage inbound
The more I watch these clips, the more I'm convinced that Pat and Paige are sitcom characters come to life. Imagine a show where they're the main couple, and Matt and Woolie are the memorable side characters. I'd watch that show.
GrantBrownDog Liam's the awesome guest character with his whole story arc.
We already kinda do that. Watch their show that is
Pat: "Quit worrying about the window Paige, you never open the screen part!"
Title Card: Elmo Jumps Out The Window
No, Liam is a fan favorite that goes upstairs one episode and is never seen again.
Plague is the next door neighbor Wilson who is always obscured by the ever expanding fence.
This is proof that soulmates exist
Bowser or that being desperate enough to pick anything can get you a long ways
It is also called siblings
@@luisalonso959 You are evil, mister!
They're gingers, so they're just -mates
She said yes
God, this stream was a shitshow. A late start, a later game start, New Funky Mode, the whitest rapping ever, Elmo Residue, spooky spiders, it was absolutely magical
16:48
"There was a spider. It was up there *where I sit.* "
*points at ceiling
Sometimes I think that there's nothing good in the world and we're all just swirling the drain. Then I see these two together and my day gets just a little bit brighter.
Mike Salucci and then they start talking and you want the world to get Nuked
Other people's pain always makes me feel better.
The banter is the best part.
their relationship gives my lonely ass hope. they're both insane.
ted the commenter and pats a literal goblin
22:00 is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. Pat's so in love with her it's literally oozing out of him in gaseous slime form.
... yep that's why he finally put a ring on it, eloped and then moved to the west coast with her
okay hear me out, shot for shot remake of the Princess Bride with these two as the leads, Matt as Inago Montoya, and Woolie as andre the giant
No liam must be the princess
ishmael scali Liam is the in-dream old lady who keeps yelling "Booo! Booooo!"
raymc99 Why the fuck isn’t it made already, who do I have to beat over the head with a briefcase full of money.
Just imagine Pat clinging to Woolie's back, choking him into unconsciousness as Woolie explains he's used to fighting groups. Eli chortling about Pat facing a Southerner when death is on the line and then collapsing from poison.
Oh man the Spider bit 16:17 at half speed is really getting uncontrollable giggles out of me.
Solidus113 they sound high
It's pretty good
ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ ＮＯＴ ＯＫＡＹ
Oh god Pat's laughter
It sounds like dog bark.
AngriestPat Stares at PeachSaliva's Ruby Weapon Hour is the best family sitcom.
22:00 - Even Elmo is taken aback.
4Wilko I just realized and I can't stop fucking laughing. Good eyes.
What is Pages hang-up about getting married though? I'm legit curious.
and they got hitched
29:33 Awww lookat Pat reaching for Paige's Hand
What a Lovable Angry Doofus 💚
God Saiyan Prodigy didint know a ginger could achieve the emotion Called Love
Hints at Pat planning to one up Woolie and Matts proposals
Paige flirting with Pat and Pat not understanding is the ultimate expression of cute. It's also a positive cuteness loop.
2:06 "I can read them very fast.." *Imediately fumbles the message* Damn, [Crazy Talk] is out for blood
♬ They call me George ♬
♬ I'm the leader of the Group ♬
♬ 'cause Black Face ♬
♬ ...And you'll love it too ♬
They call me George I'm leader of the crew cuz I love blackface and you'll love it too!
My name is George.
My blackface rocks.
You fuckers better by my shitty socks.
Black black black face, black black black face
You'll watch my channel
For my long diatribe
Until the Super Best Friends
Made me Unsubscribe!
The best thing is when they argue, and you can't tell whether Paige is lying about doing or not doing something or if Pat is lying to discredit her.
Pat's going to say he's smart for not liking Banjo Kazooie yet he can't figure out how to sleep or pee right
If Paige hasn't touched a broom, how does she fly around? Checkmate, Patrick.
This video gives me the impression that they didn't even turn on the video game.
They spend like 30 to 40 minutes like this before they start a game.
There's a lot of great quotes to take out of context from this compilation
Your profile picture makes this comment even funnier.
21:49 THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT EVERYTHING WAS PUT INTO MOTION
2 YEARS FROM THE DATE OF THIS VIDEO THE PROPHECY WILL COME TRUE
and the secondary reveal they got secretly married
It's been 2 years.
Where's my Prophecy?
21:48 Truth bomb in coming
22:00 this is the most awkward marriage proposal I've ever seen.
Jesse Lindsey I was cringing so hard! It was soooo awkward. If I was in the room I would’ve slowly left and closed the door.
Fun fact apparently he actually proposed and they both agreed it was too early
WELL FELLAS ITS HAPPENED
@@UnknownMaster-go1lh It took Paige this long to think about it and say 'yes'.
@@UnknownMaster-go1lh and reveal they married months ago just dropped
Man, that clip of the video synced with their rap was crazy. That must have been time consuming af, thank you for your hard work.
17:16 The moment he learned the tech that would win him the proposal
Elmo just sitting there with his two brain cells during the marriage argument is a vibe.
*THE SEQUEL*
22:39 I love Pat pantomiming the gears in her head turning, lol
I just watched the original Bikie Wars video and a couple other Aunty Donna and I think I understand Clemp's sensibilities a lot more now
Shakespeare weeps at their love.
16:15 is what you're looking for
Top 5 meats according to pat:
Beef
Chicken
Pigs
Other
Hot dogs
Still waiting on the ring, Pat.
DarkKnightGrave
Wrestling ring that is.
DarkKnightGrave Looks like Paige is the one holding out
She's not wonderful enough
DONE
I love how they're awkwardly arguing and Elmo is just between them like :))
Pat "I meant Buried😅😅😅"
THE DUST! THE DUST!!!!
Still waiting for that Banjo-Kazooie stream.
Pat and Paige have one brain cell and that brain cell is Elmo
"When was *this*?!" From Pat at the dust conversation...damn i love these two nerds so much :')
It's literally just male Futaba & female Futaba & they're Futaba-ing towards each other
Who's here after the announcement on the podcast/twitter?
I wish I had a tall girlfriend that called me handsome.
I've spent my entire lunch break watching these two arguing.
That spider bit makes me laugh so hard. You can tell Pat kinda feels bad by how red he gets but he had to do it for the stream.
21:45 Shit got so real I had to buy jewelery to apologize to my girlfriend for Pat's nonsense.
If anything ever happens to them, I will not be able to live on this earth.
20:30 to *me* is the best bit! And I LOVE BnK!
He's never going to tell us, so all I can do is wonder about that ex that brandished a knife at him.
Its been years at this point and all i can do is make up scenarios at this point.
He at one point recently DID explain it. I believe his explanation went along the lines of:
“So we were having this huge argument, and I’m sitting there and she’s yelling at me, and I look her right in the eye and said ‘honey, I hear you, but I also do not smell my dinner cooking. I think you should go get that started.”
The most pure relationship between versions two of the same person.
Paige will always be my favourite streamer for introducing me to Aunty Donna
`3:00 *CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING LEGS!*
finally the aunty donna/ sbfp crossover I've always wanted!
Elmo can teleport.
So Matt spilled his banana juice all over Paige huh?
TheBlackSwordsman she made his banana cry
She made his kaiju spit fire
She made his punisher shot all his bullets
Darrian Weathington she made the punisher drop his rice cooker
Can anyone defeat Bikie Man and his Stand, 「Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down」?
I love that bit that they reenacted and I bet that Pat loved it too since he always talks about wanting to be a crack cocaine dealer. Also I sure do hope that things are going well enough that they might get married soon as Pat implied, they seem pretty good together.
I get the feeling Paige should solely wear bright green socks and chroma key her feet out
Is it bad that I want them to be my parents? or at the very least, the cool (?) aunt and uncle you visit every once and a while
It can be considered a Rap, since the "biggity-bang" part is based on the first ever (debatable) Rap track: 'The Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight"...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
"Oh Paige shit careful there's a spider"
I can only imagine that their child is just fucking Kratos.
I have a strong hatred for Pat purely for the fact that he found this woman before me
Dude it's just pat with a wig on in front of a shitty green screen where he obviously superimposed himself in using after effects
Omg their rap was adorable!
Pat would be normal height if it wasn't for his baby legs.
1:03 Pat.exe has crashed, you know what I mean? Try dropping your shield. Perfect.
0:25 rip
I nearly died when you said Fupa. I nerd snorted so hard 😂😂✌🏻✌🏻
Nothing like pats blank stare of confusion and anger.
I only just learnt these dudes are aussies and I love some of their other videos. So im glad it reached canadia land.
Paige had a traumatic experience with a pie huh?
Tell me how she met woolie again. 😏
she stole his purple gameboy so he stole her mcdonald's pies while pat was transporting them
Peach n Pat vs Nyan n Aethelstan would be a fever dream
If Paige has a thing for skeleton men, boy howdy would she love the smt Fiends.
21:54 oof
"I love cocaaaaaaaaaaine"
Those two are my favorite gingers in the world.
When pat said spider she sounded like the lady from the parent trap i am dying
Im wearing those pj pants. Which one? Both
Paige freaking out over the mention of a spider.
Meanwhile this summer I got stung on the shoulder by a wasp while BBQing and my reaction was : Cmon man.... XD
Pat's gearing up to propose
Hey there, I followed you on twitch for a while and-
*BANG!* Biggity Bang!
God, they're so fucking perfect. It's terrifying.
it's official now
How do you spell whatever Peach says at the beginning?
Can you make another of these? They're awesome
I would love to date a girl like Paige.
You must love mustard
You know why Pat doesn't play Banjo because he's scared that it's gonna be another Bully situation.
She just makes me think of Triss from the Witcher
8:13 falling rocks
16:20 Kirsten dunst makes an appearance
The love is strong here
I didn't think Pat kept that Steve Buscemi framed picture.
So "dust" is a "triggered" word? Ohhh and look over there SPIDER *girl scream*,Ohhh btw Pat,if you are sooo "smart" then why are you losing your hair?
Damn. Got im
his massive brain is constantly expanding and needs extra room
Holy shit. I can't believe Paige and Pat know about Aunty Donna.
AUSTRALIAN ABSURDISM IS GOING WORLDWIIIIIIDE
I met all of them the last time I went to Melbourne, they're super cool guys. Unsurprisingly, great sense of humour.