Patrick Boivin Buys Online Drug, Faults Innocent Bystander for Addiction

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  • @TakkV2
    @TakkV2 6 років тому +544

    This convinces me the only reason Pat isnt a drug addict is he's too afraid of needles

    • @death2boredom338
      @death2boredom338 5 років тому +20

      Might also be because his brother acting as an example of what that would make him.

    • @death2boredom338
      @death2boredom338 5 років тому +7

      @Foy Compton Drug using fuck up

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 роки тому +3

      You can do drugs in other ways.
      You know that, right?

    • @MrLeonLuffy
      @MrLeonLuffy 3 роки тому +9

      @@zaodedong9935 great now he's addicted to needleless drugs because of you

    • @Detective_Bonghits
      @Detective_Bonghits Рік тому

      So am I but drugs rule

  • @dsalucas
    @dsalucas 6 років тому +611

    I play the card "Pat of Greed," by drawing the ire of my girlfriend, it allows me to gain 200 dollars from chat.

    • @Heywebster92
      @Heywebster92 6 років тому +4

      dsalucas this comment needs more credit! 😂😂

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava 5 років тому +10

      Oh, ooohhh, OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THAT'S A FUCKING GOOD ONE

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +5

      But what does Pot of greed do?

    • @zanethezaniest274
      @zanethezaniest274 4 роки тому +3

      @@tomhill3248
      Makes u high as fuck

  • @awsomeDualshock
    @awsomeDualshock 6 років тому +225

    _"We told him being aware of his addiction was the first step to overcoming it... But I'm afraid that awareness has only shown him a path to channel that addiction."_

  • @jeangreffsbp
    @jeangreffsbp 6 років тому +414

    "Im going to shit on your open mouth" Joke's on you Paige,thats the man who said he would be a toilet if it meant living forever,you gotta step your game up

    • @zoogzinnizgooz542
      @zoogzinnizgooz542 6 років тому +21

      Johnny Guitar GOLD
      Edit: Wait, I mean PLATINUM.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому +10

      Too much effort when she could just dook in the Machine that would pump it down his throat

  • @homersimpson90210
    @homersimpson90210 6 років тому +532

    “It’s only $100, that’s basically free!”
    Oh Pat...

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 років тому +52

      "that's like of the bank just gives you $2"
      No that's like if you have the bank $4 and the bank gave you $2

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 5 років тому +18

      If you think of all the content and tips he generated, it was basically free

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 2 роки тому +3

      Rich people are out of date

  • @BrJPGameplay
    @BrJPGameplay 6 років тому +448

    "that's basically free money" Pat you're sick, stop, think of your son Elmo

    • @KibuShiyo
      @KibuShiyo 6 років тому +36

      THE BABY

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 6 років тому +8

      @@KibuShiyo
      So Elmo is the baby?

    • @KibuShiyo
      @KibuShiyo 6 років тому +13

      @@Draliseth Yes, but you also have to worry about the other baby

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 6 років тому +9

      @@KibuShiyo
      ~cough~
      I'm... I'm a lil out of the loop here.

    • @mindmaster323
      @mindmaster323 6 років тому +10

      I remember him explaining this on twitter and it was hilarious because he said it was something his mom instilled in him cause she thinks the same way.

  • @InvaderKaz2008
    @InvaderKaz2008 6 років тому +657

    Pat Boivin is the only man I know who can waste loads of money on fake space money to buy ninja hats and somehow come out with a net gain to his bank account.

    • @Handsomeanthony68
      @Handsomeanthony68 6 років тому +45

      $320! That's awesome.

    • @jaegerwolf909
      @jaegerwolf909 6 років тому +53

      I did the conversion of USD to Canadian Dollar. He actually came out with 416.97!!

    • @DrErikNefarious
      @DrErikNefarious 5 років тому +16

      I wish I could do something that dumb and walk away with a 300% increase in money

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 роки тому +11

      He put all his exp points into "Idiot Savant"

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 4 роки тому +6

      i'd like to remind you all that this man, in his own words, flunked the fuck out of macroeconomics.
      do not take his advice on money, unless that advice is "i will give you $400 for free", then you take that and run.

  • @zacharywagner6054
    @zacharywagner6054 6 років тому +861

    Solidus you’re doing the Lord’s work by showing us the dangers of addiction and marital disputes. Thank you

    • @SvenHolgersson
      @SvenHolgersson 6 років тому +61

      This is why you don't marry your own sister

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 6 років тому +15

      Damn it. I was going to comment "Marital? Theyre siblings theyre not married" but someone else beat me to the incest joke.

  • @GreatCanadianGuy
    @GreatCanadianGuy 6 років тому +915

    Pat's on-screen persona is one of the best and most well performed characters I have ever seen.

    • @clockworkphysicist
      @clockworkphysicist 6 років тому +223

      Because from what I've heard, his on screen persona is prooobably his off screen one too.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 6 років тому +227

      GreatCanadianGuy
      Matt used to ham it up back in the day, but Pat's always been the dickhead we know and love.

    • @WishIWasAWolf
      @WishIWasAWolf 6 років тому +81

      *inserts Silent Hill 3 scene* Persona?
      It looks like a persona to you?

    • @ThePandaAgenda
      @ThePandaAgenda 6 років тому +114

      He plays the existential nihilism so well, you almost feel like he might end his life at any second.

    • @Michael-bn1oi
      @Michael-bn1oi 6 років тому +35

      I don’t think it’s a persona. I think he’s just a bit shit

  • @elizabethholley3202
    @elizabethholley3202 6 років тому +506

    Yoshikage Pat just wants to look pretty in space.

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 6 років тому +6

      Mark Holley who doesnt? Space ninja style is to die for.

    • @goldenboy9748
      @goldenboy9748 6 років тому +10

      He has to have the prettiest space pony

  • @Dlnew3
    @Dlnew3 6 років тому +703

    They need to marry for no other reason than so Paige can legally have control over Pat's funds and bank account

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 6 років тому +57

      Dennis Newman The trick is Pat is spending all the wedding money ;)

    • @bradlast7839
      @bradlast7839 6 років тому +11

      is that how you think that works?

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +50

      Only if he can also control her McDonald's and mustard spending.

    • @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
      @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 6 років тому +5

      @@bradlast7839 IT is how it works. It's the United Republic of Canada, you son of a bitch.

    • @aliciafraser1835
      @aliciafraser1835 6 років тому +12

      @@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Just another reason for me to absolutely hate that dreadful country then.

  • @theangryfinger5795
    @theangryfinger5795 6 років тому +334

    "My happiness is fake ninja money." Deep, Pats justification game is strong

  • @Vtubears
    @Vtubears 6 років тому +320

    The donations basically validating his point of "free money" is killing me.

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 2 роки тому +4

      It's only free money to him, but us regular folk don't have that problem because we all have to work for the money.

  • @Cassie-q3k
    @Cassie-q3k 6 років тому +215

    Pats balls are so exposed I can even distinguish the good ball from the bad one

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 6 років тому +4

      One is a teeny bit lower than the other. One he favors more. Which one is that? Probably the good one

  • @LonelyIslandKid09
    @LonelyIslandKid09 6 років тому +339

    Remember kids:You lose money if you don't spend money.

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 6 років тому +21

      XTheProtagonistX with a sale that good you literally are losing money. Its like theyre giving it to you. Why wouldnt you accept it?

    • @LonelyIslandKid09
      @LonelyIslandKid09 6 років тому +44

      Exactly. Is free and cool make-believe money in exchange for boring lame ass real money! It's radical!
      Its not even for me. Its for my space wizard ninja.

    • @malacara1335
      @malacara1335 6 років тому +9

      You gotta spend money to get money.

    • @zorth4729
      @zorth4729 6 років тому +5

      This is technically true. You lose money through inflation.

  • @convolutedclarity
    @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +87

    "We won the battle that wasnt even worth fighting."
    Were proud of you pat, that was some inspirational shit right there.

  • @sukillakiable
    @sukillakiable 6 років тому +413

    HE SAID "SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED" THE SAME WAY DSP SAYS IT TO EXCUSE HIMSELF

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 6 років тому +116

      MarcosMWL
      DSP is the version of Pat that fully gave in to his scumbag ways

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +59

      "Wuh ha 'appened wus..."

    • @PookieDaExzile
      @PookieDaExzile 6 років тому +65

      Bowser Dsp is the Darkside, Plague is the light and Pat is just tryin to find his way.

    • @KotoRyu
      @KotoRyu 6 років тому +68

      DSP is Pat if Pat had no self awareness and thus allowed arrogance to turn him into a pompous dirtbag

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 6 років тому +12

      DarkSydePat

  • @despadas
    @despadas 6 років тому +415

    You can see his pupils dilating as the video progresses, he was already getting high from his unpurchases in his mind

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +35

      Daniel García
      I mean, have you ever gone shopping during sales? All those delicious *delicious* % off tags just calling to you..

    • @SnipahBarret50Cal
      @SnipahBarret50Cal 6 років тому +12

      mhm hmm, Those delicious delicious savings

    • @gambucino1260
      @gambucino1260 6 років тому

      SnipahBarret50Cal I always fall for it

    • @justletmecomment6453
      @justletmecomment6453 5 років тому

      Unpurchases is my new favorite concept/word.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому

      @@zomboids2100 It is pretty nice but I can only eat so much turkey and store so many canned vegetables. I gotta eat this stuff faster.

  • @TimPoultney
    @TimPoultney 6 років тому +291

    Also you missed the best part -- Ssaryn SCREAMING insults toward Pat in chat when Pat threw him under the bus.

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +43

      Yewd Notisum Oh thats pretty strong.

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 6 років тому +9

      lol wut

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 5 років тому +8

      Those spore proccs are deadly.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +1

      I wish I could see that.

    • @valeria262
      @valeria262 4 роки тому +1

      Tom Hill is it not in the twitch archives or something?

  • @despadas
    @despadas 6 років тому +439

    Pat deflecting the conversation from his 100 dollars purchase into fake pronunciation

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 6 років тому +49

      It was a good if not futile effort.

    • @AndromedaRoach
      @AndromedaRoach 6 років тому +4

      My family moved from Britain to the US when I was five. I changed my accent to fit in at school. "Kewpon" was one of the few Americanisms I never adopted. Others are "yo-gurt" and "oorange."

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 6 років тому +7

      How the hell do you say yogurt and orange then? I can think of no other ways.

    • @edelbrock443
      @edelbrock443 6 років тому +4

      In Britain orange can be rhymed with banana

    • @DaCaLsTa7777
      @DaCaLsTa7777 6 років тому +1

      for me personally as a brit I say it as yog-urt.

  • @TimPoultney
    @TimPoultney 6 років тому +295

    Insane Canadian justifies his Crippling Addiction to Space Ninja Hats

  • @clockworkphysicist
    @clockworkphysicist 6 років тому +25

    The fact that his donators not only got him the money back, but trippled what he spent just out of spite is the best thing ever.

  • @hoshiuma2713
    @hoshiuma2713 6 років тому +130

    I love when he says "let me do some math", cause it sounds like "let me do some meth"

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 5 років тому +3

      How about some crack? You guys got any crack? Cos I could go for some crack!

  • @fenrir3097
    @fenrir3097 6 років тому +134

    "I hope they use the Kira theme"

  • @wakimaki1336
    @wakimaki1336 6 років тому +88

    Pat: "You knew that I was tempted to buy it! WHY did you give me money?!"
    Ssaryn: "All I did was give you a push, and you went straight for the purchase."

  • @SOULKINGSAMA92
    @SOULKINGSAMA92 6 років тому +123

    I really do enjoy that the stream chat gives pat the drugs then says "You have the needle do what you will"

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 6 років тому +32

      SOULKINGSAMA92 *Literally* "Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack"

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +20

      Now im just imagining fan art of saryn holding a crack pipe in pats mouth while saying "Do it coward, i bet you dont even smoke crack."

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +2

      @@convolutedclarity I really want to see that lo0g of saryn yelling at Pat in twitch chat.

    • @armchairmaster
      @armchairmaster 4 роки тому

      Louie Salmon Viper manifests across hip-hop space and time to make sure that Pat isn't a "bitch-ass [REDACTED]".

    • @TheHaloAdventureShow
      @TheHaloAdventureShow 3 роки тому

      That's some (The Idea of Evil telling Griffith to do what he wants despite the course of action Griffith took was a direct cause by TIOE and Griffith simply answers "I want wings") type shit

  • @snowbush7990
    @snowbush7990 6 років тому +182

    Canadian man digs himself a hole and keeps digging deeper.

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 6 років тому +22

      then strikes gold to buy ladder to get out of hole

    • @sanninjiraiya
      @sanninjiraiya 5 років тому +1

      The real question is when is he going to get a shovel sponsorship?

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 6 років тому +210

    YES
    HE WHALED SO HARD
    Edit: In the year 2029 we'll all be tuning into a Twitch livestream of Pat's disembodied head hooked up to a super AI that's feeding him sales, deals, and "money saving opportunities".

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 3 роки тому +1

      Hello friend! Greetings from the future! Pat hasn't hooked himself up to Spamton yet, but he DID get engaged to Paige despite all his rage.

  • @mrman6035
    @mrman6035 6 років тому +262

    Local Man funds his crack addictions

  • @nightbane44
    @nightbane44 6 років тому +152

    The mix of the metal gear music, and the screen becoming obscured with Paige's twitch messages as Pat talks about how much better the youtube version is because theres no twitch chat in the way is beautiful. I'm so sad I couldn't catch this live.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +86

    "That must be a mistake, guys"
    You're more right than you know, Pat.

  • @joshthompson7936
    @joshthompson7936 6 років тому +305

    3:27 I enjoyed Pat's Scott Steiner Platinum math, if he takes the 50% off with his 33/3 chance, he only has a 12.5% chance of not becoming a Whale.

    • @jasonpharr6944
      @jasonpharr6944 6 років тому +89

      Josh Thompson And you take Paige's 25% chance and subtract it, cause she KNOWS she can't be a whale, and Pat's got 110% chance of whaling out, at Sacrifice.

    • @bkbkbman15
      @bkbkbman15 6 років тому +44

      The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Pat

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 6 років тому +15

      YOU SEE MCPAIGE?! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 6 років тому +16

      Josh Thompson
      Well, pat definitely is a genetic freak with those chernobyl baby legs.

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 6 років тому +5

      Arempy 58 Which gives him a 33 and a 3rd chance of whaling at Sacrifice and Woolie KNOWS he cant beat him so Pat Steiner takes his 33 and 3rd chance of whaling and combines that with Woolies 33% and a 3rd chance of winning giving him a 66th 3rd and 3rd ch chance of whaling. at SACRIFICE.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +684

    “50% is better than 75%”
    what

    • @aprendizdefegelein
      @aprendizdefegelein 6 років тому +215

      Don't think about it man. Addicits never make sense

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 6 років тому +291

      "75% is good, but 50% off is basically free money." -Fuccboivan

    • @despadas
      @despadas 6 років тому +107

      his loot junkie mentality started to mess with his head. It's like he was teleported back to WoW and Heartstone and Overwatch

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 6 років тому +201

      This man has a degree in psychology

    • @Mikon595
      @Mikon595 6 років тому +84

      How does that make you feel?

  • @WildKutku
    @WildKutku 6 років тому +368

    This video gets so much better when you realize that Paige's side of the conversation was in public and out of context.

    • @xyanide1986
      @xyanide1986 6 років тому +3

      Out of context how?

    • @zedre7633
      @zedre7633 6 років тому +213

      spookanide Imagine hearing this random lady on the street loudly arguing on her phone going "PLEASE honey don't spend 100 dollars on fake space ninjas."

    • @xyanide1986
      @xyanide1986 6 років тому +8

      Oh yeah I get it now.

    • @Auctorian
      @Auctorian 6 років тому +103

      You know, if you think about this is actually all Paige's fault. I mean, she shoved him into loot boxes with HotS and allowed him to grow his addiction. Now look at him- he's losing weight, and Crazy Talk is affecting his own mind now with his terrible conclusions.
      This entire half hour is Crazy Talk attempting to overtake Pat's brain, and make Pat the Stand.

    • @JaxxoonR
      @JaxxoonR 6 років тому +19

      What would Stand Pat's power be? Buying space ninja crack? Being mauled by Elmo? Seems like Crazy Talk's getting the short end of the stick.

  • @MantraMan2077
    @MantraMan2077 6 років тому +298

    Christ, only the Best Friends will be given money *_out of SPITE!_* Who does that?!

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 6 років тому +83

      Me, spite is my secondary motivator. Despair is my primary.

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 років тому +43

      The zaibatsu fanbase would do that. We show our love to the best friends, by shoving our cash down their pants- I mean pockets.

    • @seraphiim444
      @seraphiim444 6 років тому +28

      Spite drives every Best Friends related thing. It's all spite. These men are powered by spite.

    • @dudejoe24
      @dudejoe24 6 років тому +10

      I remember some due getting donations and the guy called it cuckbucks

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому +6

      people who watched one too many _interactive movies_ from David Cage

  • @ConstructMuseum
    @ConstructMuseum 6 років тому +601

    Holy shit Pat how many hoops did you have to jump

    • @EntityDJI
      @EntityDJI 6 років тому +99

      Oh god you know what the saddest thing about this is? Technically TotalBuscuit did a coverage on their currency system a while ago & you actually get more resources from PLAYING THE GAME THAN PAYING FOR THE IN-GAME MONEY!

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 6 років тому +8

      you dont get plat through gameplay.

    • @severteran9897
      @severteran9897 6 років тому +65

      What he.means is it's faster to grind resources to trade for plat. But this was back when ppl payed out the ass for rare mods.

    • @Famygdala
      @Famygdala 6 років тому +5

      All of them, so long as you call him a coward before hand.

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 6 років тому +3

      Sever Teran but now people pay out the ass for rare rivens instead

  • @magnaru2058
    @magnaru2058 6 років тому +150

    Really want to see Pat on My Strange Addiction

  • @Aldurinian
    @Aldurinian 6 років тому +70

    the math segment at the beginning is outstanding

  • @baphometsvoice6271
    @baphometsvoice6271 6 років тому +98

    Balls exposed and subsequently pulverized on stream

  • @louiesalmon3932
    @louiesalmon3932 6 років тому +179

    Just skip right to hard drugs, live on stream.

  • @dasmause5682
    @dasmause5682 6 років тому +382

    Paige's final message should've had Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it

  • @In-The-Zone
    @In-The-Zone 6 років тому +180

    Paige sounds like a literal mother in this call and then she goes and talks about a baby lol.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому +53

      Paige turning into Samus in real time

    • @davidmcfall1341
      @davidmcfall1341 6 років тому +1

      Calmly saying Patrick.

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 6 років тому +1

      And his ring tone for her is last surprise, pretty fitting

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 років тому +7

      "I'm going to come to you at night and shit in your open mouth"
      Yeah, just like momma

  • @GrugGangGrugGang
    @GrugGangGrugGang 6 років тому +81

    Why do we love watching Pat spiral into addiction, and then subsequently saving him from the financial repercussions? Simple, we all love our furious, crack addicted, leprechaun. Never change Pat, and Solidus, you keep exposing his balls for our viewing pleasure.

  • @4Wilko
    @4Wilko 6 років тому +595

    Pat's one of those guys that needs parental controls on spending to be used on him.
    12:25 for busted.

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 6 років тому +11

      4Wilko pat the liar

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 років тому +6

      Chad Busch, Pat the liar stole my lootbox cash.

  • @TheStrxggler
    @TheStrxggler 6 років тому +65

    Local man does not only crack, but crocodil live on stream.

  • @Furymgs3
    @Furymgs3 6 років тому +588

    Hey, Pat, I really want you to give me 1000 Canadian dollars right now for no particular reason, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll only ask for 500, so in the end it's just like I gave YOU 500. Deal?

  • @vorporal8764
    @vorporal8764 Рік тому +7

    “WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE BABY PAT” -PeachSaliva
    Aged so well congrats to them and it’s funny seeing this from so long ago

  • @franciscoastorga8299
    @franciscoastorga8299 6 років тому +205

    IT WASN'T EVEN 75%!!!!

  • @DavianJWolfe
    @DavianJWolfe 6 років тому +320

    I tried to watch this video but all I could hear in the second half was the sound of furious digging... Can you look into these audio issues Solidus?

    • @zepik
      @zepik 6 років тому +26

      from about 16:30 on all I could think was. "No, dig up stupid!" Can't fathom why...

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 років тому +20

      Davian Wolfe did you know your brain has this incredible ability to replace nonsense jibberish sounds and actions with meaning? after all, this text is just a series of squiggled lines, but you understand my intent.
      hearing the sound of a spoon scraping away at bedrock, amplified as if via a wooden barrel is perfectly normal when pat's around, because that's what the actual meaning of his actions and words is.

  • @JSAVACADO
    @JSAVACADO 6 років тому +43

    Now, to be fair, Pat's math does kind of check out here.
    Normally, it costs $5 to get 75 Platinum, which is an exchange rate of $1 == 15 Pt.
    For $200, you can get the biggest bundle that gives you 3000+1300 Pt. == 4300 Pt.
    At half off, that's $100 for 4300 Pt., where the 4300 Pt. == $286.67, excluding the free bonus you get for buying in bulk.
    So, Pat technically saves $186.67. Subtracting the $100 spent from his savings, that is a gross savings of $86.67.
    Then, add that $25 donation, and Pat's gross savings becomes $111.67, effectively making the purchase "free".
    However, that is assuming that Pat would have spent $200 without the coupon, and doesn't account for the fact that the 75% coupon provides even greater savings.
    In summary, Pat has a problem, and this accountant style math doesn't change the fact that he spent $100 on ninja bullshit.
    That said, I can't talk. I have dumped hundreds into a Gameboy collection that I rarely play at all.
    P.S. Although, he does immediately get a clutch $75 donation later from bncbck, and then $100 from Doctor_Death_Bed... followed by many more big money donations... so, I guess Pat's addiction made him some scratch.

    • @tomhchamp
      @tomhchamp 6 років тому +12

      JSavacado if your addiction problems are funny, the world will support you. Celebrity culture.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 6 років тому +10

      That's the thing, he's making money out of donations and subscription that amount to more than his expenses so in reality he's winning

  • @TylerRuins
    @TylerRuins 6 років тому +39

    This is AMAZING. Something about Pat attempting to justify his crazy is the best.

  • @NamesSmeg
    @NamesSmeg Рік тому +5

    "What did you spend my collenge fund on?"
    "Plat money"
    "Whats that?"
    As Pat ponders how to answer the question laid before him, one tear falls from his face, he leans in close and says, "Its the hypest shit, and it made your mom mad.'
    Side tangent. Its awesome that Paige is totally hamming it up, and isnt actually mad. She knows Pat can make that money back lickity split, and there isnt a hint of hostility in her voice. Thats a beautiful relationship right there. I hope i have one HALF as beautiful.
    Congrats on becoming a dad. From man who would kick a pothead out of his house, and curbstomp a child, turned into a pothead himself, and has a kid.

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009
    @SapphireCarbuncle009 Рік тому +5

    21:13 "What about the OTHER baby?"
    "You're really gonna pull a pregnancy joke on me, huh."
    Ohhhhhohohoh~

  • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
    @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 років тому +56

    *Kira’s Theme intensifies*

    • @spookhyskeleton
      @spookhyskeleton 6 років тому +1

      Tbh his twisted logic here reminds me more of Griffith.

  • @bbk012345
    @bbk012345 6 років тому +46

    If the hoops he jumped through were real and physical, he would have been five pounds lighter by the end.

  • @MH-bq2ym
    @MH-bq2ym 6 років тому +58

    [Tim and Eric voice] it's free drugs~

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 6 років тому

      *whispers in your ear* its free real estate

  • @sleepofgiants410
    @sleepofgiants410 6 років тому +24

    "oh man.. that's uhh.. oh.. hey guys. Oh mm."

  • @Graysett
    @Graysett 6 років тому +329

    The only way this could be better is if we could see the stream chat on here even after the VOD gets deleted. EDIT: WAIT YOU GOT IT IN? YOU'RE THE BEST.
    Btw, when Pat knows he's either doing something wrong or thinking about doing something wrong he touches his beard. He can't help it, it's like his weird mouth movements while playing fighting games.

    • @MoonlitWood
      @MoonlitWood 6 років тому +15

      I think you've got the wrong tell, I'm pretty sure he thumbs his nose when he hit confirms in fighting games, or something to that effect. Edit: I have been corrected, he does _both_.

    • @Graysett
      @Graysett 6 років тому +26

      He also does that, but when DBZF first came out and he was streaming it he also showed us that he constantly does facial movements akin to "giving a ghost a blow job" while playing fighting games.

    • @IsThatBarrak
      @IsThatBarrak 6 років тому

      Graysett my friend does the same exact thing when he plays fighting games 😂 shit is hilarious

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 6 років тому +22

      He’s like a LA Noire character

    • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
      @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 6 років тому +3

      Bowser Or Ace Attorney character, Apollo wouldn't even need his ability for that tell.

  • @krelekari
    @krelekari 6 років тому +12

    "gettin a drug high on these coupon fumes" is more relatable than i could have ever imagined

  • @astro2683
    @astro2683 6 років тому +31

    I hope Pat never moves anywhere with casinos because they do free play coupons to trick people with Pats exact mindset.

    • @MogsnOB
      @MogsnOB 6 років тому

      I'd only be worried if you can win space ninja cowboy hats in the casino.

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 4 роки тому

      You only get tricked if you have no self control. My buddy gets sent those all the time and he uses them, gets free food and stuff for free.

    • @awkwardcultism
      @awkwardcultism 4 роки тому

      Yes, if you have no self control, like Pat.

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 6 років тому +24

    Shout out to Pat for sounding like he's blaming an actual Warframe for this.

  • @Riddimensaur
    @Riddimensaur 5 років тому +6

    "This is fake money that knows it's fake money."
    Put that on Pat's tombstone.

  • @NekoValtz
    @NekoValtz 6 років тому +9

    the best/worst part of this is that he KNOWS he's being manipulated by everyone around him yet goes with it

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +53

    at least Paige finally admitted shes pregos

  • @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer
    @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer 6 років тому +80

    This Is plagues fault

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 років тому +1

      He introduced Pat to the space wizards booty shit.

  • @Ranryu692
    @Ranryu692 5 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe Pat spent Gowron's college education fund on Platinum

  • @kylehanna8771
    @kylehanna8771 6 років тому +17

    Just pointing out that this has more views then the actual video of the stream.

  • @EnriqueDelSuave
    @EnriqueDelSuave 6 років тому +34

    It's really like he's an addict

  • @josephkeener8928
    @josephkeener8928 6 років тому +3

    As someone who just listened to the Friendcast after watching this, maximum blowout achieved. Excellent work.

  • @Elitex62
    @Elitex62 10 днів тому +3

    He got the 75% one now!

  • @zomg1337h4x
    @zomg1337h4x 6 років тому +5

    20:15 is THE moment for me. That discussion hits me in my soul... mostly because I've tried that tactic before and it worked out roughly the same way.

  • @Shadic67
    @Shadic67 6 років тому +355

    May he never start playing gacha games

    • @Ninjaguiden89
      @Ninjaguiden89 6 років тому +71

      In a few week: Pat streams at Fate/Grand Order!

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 років тому +13

      Play Granblue Fantasy, they give you free stuff.

    • @_maru_MARU_
      @_maru_MARU_ 6 років тому +10

      Pat Fuckboivin, drawn by riyo

    • @kdcj800
      @kdcj800 6 років тому +4

      I wish I didn't know about gatcha games :( I'm in too deep

    • @ZeroSonaku
      @ZeroSonaku 6 років тому +1

      Imagine him playing FGO or Kancolle

  • @sandnoodles
    @sandnoodles 6 років тому +27

    Thank you for this. Pat shows more restraint than I do.. I think I have a problem.

  • @RallyCar08
    @RallyCar08 6 років тому +29

    Drugs Drugs Drugs, some are good and some are bad.

    • @C_Ranked
      @C_Ranked 6 років тому +4

      ask your mom and ask your dad

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 6 років тому +1

      Remember kids, don't do drugs, *unless they're really good.*

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 6 років тому +1

      This is the dollar store how good could it be?

  • @Skeledom
    @Skeledom 6 років тому +3

    This is the greatest video I've seen all week. Thank you

  • @superben9784
    @superben9784 6 років тому +14

    Pat is the best member of the Zaibatsu

  • @rodrigomancera8107
    @rodrigomancera8107 6 років тому +7

    "Fuck, I am just like my mother..."
    That might be the most relatable thing I've heard Pat said.

  • @UvBenServed
    @UvBenServed 6 років тому +66

    Ssaryn did nothing wrong

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 10 днів тому +1

    This is like when shovelware games try to claim that they’re $40 games that are on sale right now 95% off. What a deal! Except they’re never worth even the $2 you paid.

  • @conked944
    @conked944 6 років тому +76

    I wish I had the restraint and inner conflict that pat has

    • @drs4983
      @drs4983 6 років тому +23

      you mean none?

    • @conked944
      @conked944 6 років тому +4

      Dr S yeah, I mean like I sat there and thought about it, I almost never, which is fiscally very irresponsible

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 років тому +19

      you know what's worse? having doubts and rationalizing them REALLY FAST, because then you also get to lie to yourself about being responsible while being totally irresponsible.

    • @wohdinhel
      @wohdinhel 6 років тому

      Taro McArthur pat has no restraint

  • @friday3592
    @friday3592 6 років тому +12

    I'm only five minutes in and I'm already in so much despair

  • @brendansoper7605
    @brendansoper7605 6 років тому +26

    I wish I had money to support my spending problems

  • @99jmaster
    @99jmaster 6 років тому +7

    8 months later he still plays it

  • @Texmex386
    @Texmex386 6 років тому +29

    I have two married friends who sound exactly like this. It's highly entertaining until someone says the wrong thing though...

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 6 років тому +4

      Texmex386 Or they both turn on you...

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 6 років тому

      MrGMoney1944 or they both turn on you ;)

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 років тому +3

      No, them turning on you is salvagable, if you say the right things then youre now invited to a threesome.

    • @Handsomeanthony68
      @Handsomeanthony68 6 років тому +2

      I heard him say the word "flower" and I was like "oh...fuck..."

  • @TheInvincibleGuch
    @TheInvincibleGuch 6 років тому +9

    This was me when Steam Sales were still a thing, at least Humble Bundle exists.

  • @jurriaanb3879
    @jurriaanb3879 6 років тому +3

    Bless you solidus for archiving this for future generations XD

  • @hihi123hiful
    @hihi123hiful 5 років тому +4

    pat scratching at his neck like an addict

  • @rodrigoovalles4984
    @rodrigoovalles4984 5 років тому +2

    Yknow, sometimes when I buy something like a new game I feel some kinda of lingering regret like “man am i buying this because I want it or because I just wanna spend money”? Then I watch this and immediately feel better about how I spend my money. Love you Pat!

  • @zeterzero4356
    @zeterzero4356 5 років тому +1

    That "Oh yeah" set me off. That's a good laugh right there, probably because I imagined it in Pat's whisper voice. Thanks Solidus!

  • @172frankie
    @172frankie 4 роки тому +2

    This video will be taught in classes about predatory microtransactions in video games and the effects that it has on the human mind. LOL

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 6 років тому

    I was very concerned when I saw the title, until I heard him utter the word platinum. This video and the comments had me in stitches. It's so refreshing to see something other than people being assholes.

  • @jdog45ify
    @jdog45ify 6 років тому +10

    If pat actually got into DOTA he would litterally be living in a box considering there's an average of 20 costumes per character of 110+ characters, and some costing hundreds of dollars and pats reason would be BUT I GOT MY HAT!

  • @MichaelWasnotTaken
    @MichaelWasnotTaken 6 років тому +126

    Love.

  • @Dash_Bash
    @Dash_Bash 5 років тому +2

    I'm here from the Stream Pat is guest starring on right now.

  • @pdragon619
    @pdragon619 6 років тому +6

    Man everyone thought had lost his way loses last additional bit of way we didn't even know he still had.

  • @godsplayingfield
    @godsplayingfield 5 років тому +2

    this, ladies and genlemen.... is NOT a man trying to talk himself into giving into an addiction. is NOT a man trying to talk himself out of it. it's not even him trying to justify it to himself or others. just a gremlin, speaking his sick twisted thought process out loud for all to hear.... and judge.... and condemn.

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 6 років тому +10

    Who are these people with hundreds of dollars of disposable income

  • @Handsomeanthony68
    @Handsomeanthony68 6 років тому +4

    Just adding the cash donations in at the end, he made $320 after buying that $100 in space hats. I expect nothing less of the fans of the Zaibatsu than to donate money purely to spite Paige.

  • @Imasuky
    @Imasuky 6 років тому +10

    Solidus you aredoing God's work

  • @supergage102
    @supergage102 6 років тому +12

    none of you think about the long game, by whaling on this game he probably made more money out of meme donations than the amount he spent on fake money. Pat is sleeper genius

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 6 років тому +3

      supergage102 I was thinking about that, if I'm an asshole and donate him 50 of the 100 he spent I might as well buy the crap