_"We told him being aware of his addiction was the first step to overcoming it... But I'm afraid that awareness has only shown him a path to channel that addiction."_
"Im going to shit on your open mouth" Joke's on you Paige,thats the man who said he would be a toilet if it meant living forever,you gotta step your game up
I remember him explaining this on twitter and it was hilarious because he said it was something his mom instilled in him cause she thinks the same way.
Pat Boivin is the only man I know who can waste loads of money on fake space money to buy ninja hats and somehow come out with a net gain to his bank account.
i'd like to remind you all that this man, in his own words, flunked the fuck out of macroeconomics. do not take his advice on money, unless that advice is "i will give you $400 for free", then you take that and run.
Exactly. Is free and cool make-believe money in exchange for boring lame ass real money! It's radical! Its not even for me. Its for my space wizard ninja.
My family moved from Britain to the US when I was five. I changed my accent to fit in at school. "Kewpon" was one of the few Americanisms I never adopted. Others are "yo-gurt" and "oorange."
Pat: "You knew that I was tempted to buy it! WHY did you give me money?!" Ssaryn: "All I did was give you a push, and you went straight for the purchase."
That's some (The Idea of Evil telling Griffith to do what he wants despite the course of action Griffith took was a direct cause by TIOE and Griffith simply answers "I want wings") type shit
YES HE WHALED SO HARD Edit: In the year 2029 we'll all be tuning into a Twitch livestream of Pat's disembodied head hooked up to a super AI that's feeding him sales, deals, and "money saving opportunities".
The mix of the metal gear music, and the screen becoming obscured with Paige's twitch messages as Pat talks about how much better the youtube version is because theres no twitch chat in the way is beautiful. I'm so sad I couldn't catch this live.
Josh Thompson And you take Paige's 25% chance and subtract it, cause she KNOWS she can't be a whale, and Pat's got 110% chance of whaling out, at Sacrifice.
Arempy 58 Which gives him a 33 and a 3rd chance of whaling at Sacrifice and Woolie KNOWS he cant beat him so Pat Steiner takes his 33 and 3rd chance of whaling and combines that with Woolies 33% and a 3rd chance of winning giving him a 66th 3rd and 3rd ch chance of whaling. at SACRIFICE.
spookanide Imagine hearing this random lady on the street loudly arguing on her phone going "PLEASE honey don't spend 100 dollars on fake space ninjas."
You know, if you think about this is actually all Paige's fault. I mean, she shoved him into loot boxes with HotS and allowed him to grow his addiction. Now look at him- he's losing weight, and Crazy Talk is affecting his own mind now with his terrible conclusions. This entire half hour is Crazy Talk attempting to overtake Pat's brain, and make Pat the Stand.
Oh god you know what the saddest thing about this is? Technically TotalBuscuit did a coverage on their currency system a while ago & you actually get more resources from PLAYING THE GAME THAN PAYING FOR THE IN-GAME MONEY!
Why do we love watching Pat spiral into addiction, and then subsequently saving him from the financial repercussions? Simple, we all love our furious, crack addicted, leprechaun. Never change Pat, and Solidus, you keep exposing his balls for our viewing pleasure.
Hey, Pat, I really want you to give me 1000 Canadian dollars right now for no particular reason, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll only ask for 500, so in the end it's just like I gave YOU 500. Deal?
Davian Wolfe did you know your brain has this incredible ability to replace nonsense jibberish sounds and actions with meaning? after all, this text is just a series of squiggled lines, but you understand my intent. hearing the sound of a spoon scraping away at bedrock, amplified as if via a wooden barrel is perfectly normal when pat's around, because that's what the actual meaning of his actions and words is.
Now, to be fair, Pat's math does kind of check out here. Normally, it costs $5 to get 75 Platinum, which is an exchange rate of $1 == 15 Pt. For $200, you can get the biggest bundle that gives you 3000+1300 Pt. == 4300 Pt. At half off, that's $100 for 4300 Pt., where the 4300 Pt. == $286.67, excluding the free bonus you get for buying in bulk. So, Pat technically saves $186.67. Subtracting the $100 spent from his savings, that is a gross savings of $86.67. Then, add that $25 donation, and Pat's gross savings becomes $111.67, effectively making the purchase "free". However, that is assuming that Pat would have spent $200 without the coupon, and doesn't account for the fact that the 75% coupon provides even greater savings. In summary, Pat has a problem, and this accountant style math doesn't change the fact that he spent $100 on ninja bullshit. That said, I can't talk. I have dumped hundreds into a Gameboy collection that I rarely play at all. P.S. Although, he does immediately get a clutch $75 donation later from bncbck, and then $100 from Doctor_Death_Bed... followed by many more big money donations... so, I guess Pat's addiction made him some scratch.
"What did you spend my collenge fund on?" "Plat money" "Whats that?" As Pat ponders how to answer the question laid before him, one tear falls from his face, he leans in close and says, "Its the hypest shit, and it made your mom mad.' Side tangent. Its awesome that Paige is totally hamming it up, and isnt actually mad. She knows Pat can make that money back lickity split, and there isnt a hint of hostility in her voice. Thats a beautiful relationship right there. I hope i have one HALF as beautiful. Congrats on becoming a dad. From man who would kick a pothead out of his house, and curbstomp a child, turned into a pothead himself, and has a kid.
The only way this could be better is if we could see the stream chat on here even after the VOD gets deleted. EDIT: WAIT YOU GOT IT IN? YOU'RE THE BEST. Btw, when Pat knows he's either doing something wrong or thinking about doing something wrong he touches his beard. He can't help it, it's like his weird mouth movements while playing fighting games.
I think you've got the wrong tell, I'm pretty sure he thumbs his nose when he hit confirms in fighting games, or something to that effect. Edit: I have been corrected, he does _both_.
He also does that, but when DBZF first came out and he was streaming it he also showed us that he constantly does facial movements akin to "giving a ghost a blow job" while playing fighting games.
This is like when shovelware games try to claim that they’re $40 games that are on sale right now 95% off. What a deal! Except they’re never worth even the $2 you paid.
you know what's worse? having doubts and rationalizing them REALLY FAST, because then you also get to lie to yourself about being responsible while being totally irresponsible.
Yknow, sometimes when I buy something like a new game I feel some kinda of lingering regret like “man am i buying this because I want it or because I just wanna spend money”? Then I watch this and immediately feel better about how I spend my money. Love you Pat!
I was very concerned when I saw the title, until I heard him utter the word platinum. This video and the comments had me in stitches. It's so refreshing to see something other than people being assholes.
If pat actually got into DOTA he would litterally be living in a box considering there's an average of 20 costumes per character of 110+ characters, and some costing hundreds of dollars and pats reason would be BUT I GOT MY HAT!
this, ladies and genlemen.... is NOT a man trying to talk himself into giving into an addiction. is NOT a man trying to talk himself out of it. it's not even him trying to justify it to himself or others. just a gremlin, speaking his sick twisted thought process out loud for all to hear.... and judge.... and condemn.
Just adding the cash donations in at the end, he made $320 after buying that $100 in space hats. I expect nothing less of the fans of the Zaibatsu than to donate money purely to spite Paige.
none of you think about the long game, by whaling on this game he probably made more money out of meme donations than the amount he spent on fake money. Pat is sleeper genius
This convinces me the only reason Pat isnt a drug addict is he's too afraid of needles
Might also be because his brother acting as an example of what that would make him.
@Foy Compton Drug using fuck up
You can do drugs in other ways.
You know that, right?
@@zaodedong9935 great now he's addicted to needleless drugs because of you
So am I but drugs rule
I play the card "Pat of Greed," by drawing the ire of my girlfriend, it allows me to gain 200 dollars from chat.
dsalucas this comment needs more credit! 😂😂
Oh, ooohhh, OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THAT'S A FUCKING GOOD ONE
But what does Pot of greed do?
@@tomhill3248
Makes u high as fuck
_"We told him being aware of his addiction was the first step to overcoming it... But I'm afraid that awareness has only shown him a path to channel that addiction."_
"Im going to shit on your open mouth" Joke's on you Paige,thats the man who said he would be a toilet if it meant living forever,you gotta step your game up
Johnny Guitar GOLD
Edit: Wait, I mean PLATINUM.
Too much effort when she could just dook in the Machine that would pump it down his throat
“It’s only $100, that’s basically free!”
Oh Pat...
"that's like of the bank just gives you $2"
No that's like if you have the bank $4 and the bank gave you $2
If you think of all the content and tips he generated, it was basically free
Rich people are out of date
"that's basically free money" Pat you're sick, stop, think of your son Elmo
THE BABY
@@KibuShiyo
So Elmo is the baby?
@@Draliseth Yes, but you also have to worry about the other baby
@@KibuShiyo
~cough~
I'm... I'm a lil out of the loop here.
I remember him explaining this on twitter and it was hilarious because he said it was something his mom instilled in him cause she thinks the same way.
Pat Boivin is the only man I know who can waste loads of money on fake space money to buy ninja hats and somehow come out with a net gain to his bank account.
$320! That's awesome.
I did the conversion of USD to Canadian Dollar. He actually came out with 416.97!!
I wish I could do something that dumb and walk away with a 300% increase in money
He put all his exp points into "Idiot Savant"
i'd like to remind you all that this man, in his own words, flunked the fuck out of macroeconomics.
do not take his advice on money, unless that advice is "i will give you $400 for free", then you take that and run.
Solidus you’re doing the Lord’s work by showing us the dangers of addiction and marital disputes. Thank you
This is why you don't marry your own sister
Damn it. I was going to comment "Marital? Theyre siblings theyre not married" but someone else beat me to the incest joke.
Pat's on-screen persona is one of the best and most well performed characters I have ever seen.
Because from what I've heard, his on screen persona is prooobably his off screen one too.
GreatCanadianGuy
Matt used to ham it up back in the day, but Pat's always been the dickhead we know and love.
*inserts Silent Hill 3 scene* Persona?
It looks like a persona to you?
He plays the existential nihilism so well, you almost feel like he might end his life at any second.
I don’t think it’s a persona. I think he’s just a bit shit
Yoshikage Pat just wants to look pretty in space.
Mark Holley who doesnt? Space ninja style is to die for.
He has to have the prettiest space pony
They need to marry for no other reason than so Paige can legally have control over Pat's funds and bank account
Dennis Newman The trick is Pat is spending all the wedding money ;)
is that how you think that works?
Only if he can also control her McDonald's and mustard spending.
@@bradlast7839 IT is how it works. It's the United Republic of Canada, you son of a bitch.
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Just another reason for me to absolutely hate that dreadful country then.
"My happiness is fake ninja money." Deep, Pats justification game is strong
The donations basically validating his point of "free money" is killing me.
It's only free money to him, but us regular folk don't have that problem because we all have to work for the money.
Pats balls are so exposed I can even distinguish the good ball from the bad one
One is a teeny bit lower than the other. One he favors more. Which one is that? Probably the good one
Remember kids:You lose money if you don't spend money.
XTheProtagonistX with a sale that good you literally are losing money. Its like theyre giving it to you. Why wouldnt you accept it?
Exactly. Is free and cool make-believe money in exchange for boring lame ass real money! It's radical!
Its not even for me. Its for my space wizard ninja.
You gotta spend money to get money.
This is technically true. You lose money through inflation.
"We won the battle that wasnt even worth fighting."
Were proud of you pat, that was some inspirational shit right there.
HE SAID "SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED" THE SAME WAY DSP SAYS IT TO EXCUSE HIMSELF
MarcosMWL
DSP is the version of Pat that fully gave in to his scumbag ways
"Wuh ha 'appened wus..."
Bowser Dsp is the Darkside, Plague is the light and Pat is just tryin to find his way.
DSP is Pat if Pat had no self awareness and thus allowed arrogance to turn him into a pompous dirtbag
DarkSydePat
You can see his pupils dilating as the video progresses, he was already getting high from his unpurchases in his mind
Daniel García
I mean, have you ever gone shopping during sales? All those delicious *delicious* % off tags just calling to you..
mhm hmm, Those delicious delicious savings
SnipahBarret50Cal I always fall for it
Unpurchases is my new favorite concept/word.
@@zomboids2100 It is pretty nice but I can only eat so much turkey and store so many canned vegetables. I gotta eat this stuff faster.
Also you missed the best part -- Ssaryn SCREAMING insults toward Pat in chat when Pat threw him under the bus.
Yewd Notisum Oh thats pretty strong.
lol wut
Those spore proccs are deadly.
I wish I could see that.
Tom Hill is it not in the twitch archives or something?
Pat deflecting the conversation from his 100 dollars purchase into fake pronunciation
It was a good if not futile effort.
My family moved from Britain to the US when I was five. I changed my accent to fit in at school. "Kewpon" was one of the few Americanisms I never adopted. Others are "yo-gurt" and "oorange."
How the hell do you say yogurt and orange then? I can think of no other ways.
In Britain orange can be rhymed with banana
for me personally as a brit I say it as yog-urt.
Insane Canadian justifies his Crippling Addiction to Space Ninja Hats
The fact that his donators not only got him the money back, but trippled what he spent just out of spite is the best thing ever.
I love when he says "let me do some math", cause it sounds like "let me do some meth"
How about some crack? You guys got any crack? Cos I could go for some crack!
"I hope they use the Kira theme"
Pat: "You knew that I was tempted to buy it! WHY did you give me money?!"
Ssaryn: "All I did was give you a push, and you went straight for the purchase."
I really do enjoy that the stream chat gives pat the drugs then says "You have the needle do what you will"
SOULKINGSAMA92 *Literally* "Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack"
Now im just imagining fan art of saryn holding a crack pipe in pats mouth while saying "Do it coward, i bet you dont even smoke crack."
@@convolutedclarity I really want to see that lo0g of saryn yelling at Pat in twitch chat.
Louie Salmon Viper manifests across hip-hop space and time to make sure that Pat isn't a "bitch-ass [REDACTED]".
That's some (The Idea of Evil telling Griffith to do what he wants despite the course of action Griffith took was a direct cause by TIOE and Griffith simply answers "I want wings") type shit
Canadian man digs himself a hole and keeps digging deeper.
then strikes gold to buy ladder to get out of hole
The real question is when is he going to get a shovel sponsorship?
YES
HE WHALED SO HARD
Edit: In the year 2029 we'll all be tuning into a Twitch livestream of Pat's disembodied head hooked up to a super AI that's feeding him sales, deals, and "money saving opportunities".
Hello friend! Greetings from the future! Pat hasn't hooked himself up to Spamton yet, but he DID get engaged to Paige despite all his rage.
Local Man funds his crack addictions
The mix of the metal gear music, and the screen becoming obscured with Paige's twitch messages as Pat talks about how much better the youtube version is because theres no twitch chat in the way is beautiful. I'm so sad I couldn't catch this live.
"That must be a mistake, guys"
You're more right than you know, Pat.
3:27 I enjoyed Pat's Scott Steiner Platinum math, if he takes the 50% off with his 33/3 chance, he only has a 12.5% chance of not becoming a Whale.
Josh Thompson And you take Paige's 25% chance and subtract it, cause she KNOWS she can't be a whale, and Pat's got 110% chance of whaling out, at Sacrifice.
The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Pat
YOU SEE MCPAIGE?! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
Josh Thompson
Well, pat definitely is a genetic freak with those chernobyl baby legs.
Arempy 58 Which gives him a 33 and a 3rd chance of whaling at Sacrifice and Woolie KNOWS he cant beat him so Pat Steiner takes his 33 and 3rd chance of whaling and combines that with Woolies 33% and a 3rd chance of winning giving him a 66th 3rd and 3rd ch chance of whaling. at SACRIFICE.
“50% is better than 75%”
what
Don't think about it man. Addicits never make sense
"75% is good, but 50% off is basically free money." -Fuccboivan
his loot junkie mentality started to mess with his head. It's like he was teleported back to WoW and Heartstone and Overwatch
This man has a degree in psychology
How does that make you feel?
This video gets so much better when you realize that Paige's side of the conversation was in public and out of context.
Out of context how?
spookanide Imagine hearing this random lady on the street loudly arguing on her phone going "PLEASE honey don't spend 100 dollars on fake space ninjas."
Oh yeah I get it now.
You know, if you think about this is actually all Paige's fault. I mean, she shoved him into loot boxes with HotS and allowed him to grow his addiction. Now look at him- he's losing weight, and Crazy Talk is affecting his own mind now with his terrible conclusions.
This entire half hour is Crazy Talk attempting to overtake Pat's brain, and make Pat the Stand.
What would Stand Pat's power be? Buying space ninja crack? Being mauled by Elmo? Seems like Crazy Talk's getting the short end of the stick.
Christ, only the Best Friends will be given money *_out of SPITE!_* Who does that?!
Me, spite is my secondary motivator. Despair is my primary.
The zaibatsu fanbase would do that. We show our love to the best friends, by shoving our cash down their pants- I mean pockets.
Spite drives every Best Friends related thing. It's all spite. These men are powered by spite.
I remember some due getting donations and the guy called it cuckbucks
people who watched one too many _interactive movies_ from David Cage
Holy shit Pat how many hoops did you have to jump
Oh god you know what the saddest thing about this is? Technically TotalBuscuit did a coverage on their currency system a while ago & you actually get more resources from PLAYING THE GAME THAN PAYING FOR THE IN-GAME MONEY!
you dont get plat through gameplay.
What he.means is it's faster to grind resources to trade for plat. But this was back when ppl payed out the ass for rare mods.
All of them, so long as you call him a coward before hand.
Sever Teran but now people pay out the ass for rare rivens instead
Really want to see Pat on My Strange Addiction
the math segment at the beginning is outstanding
Balls exposed and subsequently pulverized on stream
Just skip right to hard drugs, live on stream.
Paige's final message should've had Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it
I don't give a HEE HOO
Paige sounds like a literal mother in this call and then she goes and talks about a baby lol.
Paige turning into Samus in real time
Calmly saying Patrick.
And his ring tone for her is last surprise, pretty fitting
"I'm going to come to you at night and shit in your open mouth"
Yeah, just like momma
Why do we love watching Pat spiral into addiction, and then subsequently saving him from the financial repercussions? Simple, we all love our furious, crack addicted, leprechaun. Never change Pat, and Solidus, you keep exposing his balls for our viewing pleasure.
Pat's one of those guys that needs parental controls on spending to be used on him.
12:25 for busted.
4Wilko pat the liar
Chad Busch, Pat the liar stole my lootbox cash.
Local man does not only crack, but crocodil live on stream.
Hey, Pat, I really want you to give me 1000 Canadian dollars right now for no particular reason, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll only ask for 500, so in the end it's just like I gave YOU 500. Deal?
T H I N K O F T H E S A V I N G S
Makes sense
“WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE BABY PAT” -PeachSaliva
Aged so well congrats to them and it’s funny seeing this from so long ago
It's happening again RIGHT NOW
IT WASN'T EVEN 75%!!!!
I tried to watch this video but all I could hear in the second half was the sound of furious digging... Can you look into these audio issues Solidus?
from about 16:30 on all I could think was. "No, dig up stupid!" Can't fathom why...
Davian Wolfe did you know your brain has this incredible ability to replace nonsense jibberish sounds and actions with meaning? after all, this text is just a series of squiggled lines, but you understand my intent.
hearing the sound of a spoon scraping away at bedrock, amplified as if via a wooden barrel is perfectly normal when pat's around, because that's what the actual meaning of his actions and words is.
Now, to be fair, Pat's math does kind of check out here.
Normally, it costs $5 to get 75 Platinum, which is an exchange rate of $1 == 15 Pt.
For $200, you can get the biggest bundle that gives you 3000+1300 Pt. == 4300 Pt.
At half off, that's $100 for 4300 Pt., where the 4300 Pt. == $286.67, excluding the free bonus you get for buying in bulk.
So, Pat technically saves $186.67. Subtracting the $100 spent from his savings, that is a gross savings of $86.67.
Then, add that $25 donation, and Pat's gross savings becomes $111.67, effectively making the purchase "free".
However, that is assuming that Pat would have spent $200 without the coupon, and doesn't account for the fact that the 75% coupon provides even greater savings.
In summary, Pat has a problem, and this accountant style math doesn't change the fact that he spent $100 on ninja bullshit.
That said, I can't talk. I have dumped hundreds into a Gameboy collection that I rarely play at all.
P.S. Although, he does immediately get a clutch $75 donation later from bncbck, and then $100 from Doctor_Death_Bed... followed by many more big money donations... so, I guess Pat's addiction made him some scratch.
JSavacado if your addiction problems are funny, the world will support you. Celebrity culture.
That's the thing, he's making money out of donations and subscription that amount to more than his expenses so in reality he's winning
This is AMAZING. Something about Pat attempting to justify his crazy is the best.
"What did you spend my collenge fund on?"
"Plat money"
"Whats that?"
As Pat ponders how to answer the question laid before him, one tear falls from his face, he leans in close and says, "Its the hypest shit, and it made your mom mad.'
Side tangent. Its awesome that Paige is totally hamming it up, and isnt actually mad. She knows Pat can make that money back lickity split, and there isnt a hint of hostility in her voice. Thats a beautiful relationship right there. I hope i have one HALF as beautiful.
Congrats on becoming a dad. From man who would kick a pothead out of his house, and curbstomp a child, turned into a pothead himself, and has a kid.
21:13 "What about the OTHER baby?"
"You're really gonna pull a pregnancy joke on me, huh."
Ohhhhhohohoh~
*Kira’s Theme intensifies*
Tbh his twisted logic here reminds me more of Griffith.
If the hoops he jumped through were real and physical, he would have been five pounds lighter by the end.
[Tim and Eric voice] it's free drugs~
*whispers in your ear* its free real estate
"oh man.. that's uhh.. oh.. hey guys. Oh mm."
The only way this could be better is if we could see the stream chat on here even after the VOD gets deleted. EDIT: WAIT YOU GOT IT IN? YOU'RE THE BEST.
Btw, when Pat knows he's either doing something wrong or thinking about doing something wrong he touches his beard. He can't help it, it's like his weird mouth movements while playing fighting games.
I think you've got the wrong tell, I'm pretty sure he thumbs his nose when he hit confirms in fighting games, or something to that effect. Edit: I have been corrected, he does _both_.
He also does that, but when DBZF first came out and he was streaming it he also showed us that he constantly does facial movements akin to "giving a ghost a blow job" while playing fighting games.
Graysett my friend does the same exact thing when he plays fighting games 😂 shit is hilarious
He’s like a LA Noire character
Bowser Or Ace Attorney character, Apollo wouldn't even need his ability for that tell.
"gettin a drug high on these coupon fumes" is more relatable than i could have ever imagined
I hope Pat never moves anywhere with casinos because they do free play coupons to trick people with Pats exact mindset.
I'd only be worried if you can win space ninja cowboy hats in the casino.
You only get tricked if you have no self control. My buddy gets sent those all the time and he uses them, gets free food and stuff for free.
Yes, if you have no self control, like Pat.
Shout out to Pat for sounding like he's blaming an actual Warframe for this.
"This is fake money that knows it's fake money."
Put that on Pat's tombstone.
the best/worst part of this is that he KNOWS he's being manipulated by everyone around him yet goes with it
at least Paige finally admitted shes pregos
Where's da baby?
@@darkslayer1161da baby is 1
This Is plagues fault
He introduced Pat to the space wizards booty shit.
I can't believe Pat spent Gowron's college education fund on Platinum
Just pointing out that this has more views then the actual video of the stream.
It's really like he's an addict
As someone who just listened to the Friendcast after watching this, maximum blowout achieved. Excellent work.
He got the 75% one now!
20:15 is THE moment for me. That discussion hits me in my soul... mostly because I've tried that tactic before and it worked out roughly the same way.
May he never start playing gacha games
In a few week: Pat streams at Fate/Grand Order!
Play Granblue Fantasy, they give you free stuff.
Pat Fuckboivin, drawn by riyo
I wish I didn't know about gatcha games :( I'm in too deep
Imagine him playing FGO or Kancolle
Thank you for this. Pat shows more restraint than I do.. I think I have a problem.
Drugs Drugs Drugs, some are good and some are bad.
ask your mom and ask your dad
Remember kids, don't do drugs, *unless they're really good.*
This is the dollar store how good could it be?
This is the greatest video I've seen all week. Thank you
Pat is the best member of the Zaibatsu
"Fuck, I am just like my mother..."
That might be the most relatable thing I've heard Pat said.
Ssaryn did nothing wrong
This is like when shovelware games try to claim that they’re $40 games that are on sale right now 95% off. What a deal! Except they’re never worth even the $2 you paid.
I wish I had the restraint and inner conflict that pat has
you mean none?
Dr S yeah, I mean like I sat there and thought about it, I almost never, which is fiscally very irresponsible
you know what's worse? having doubts and rationalizing them REALLY FAST, because then you also get to lie to yourself about being responsible while being totally irresponsible.
Taro McArthur pat has no restraint
I'm only five minutes in and I'm already in so much despair
I wish I had money to support my spending problems
8 months later he still plays it
I have two married friends who sound exactly like this. It's highly entertaining until someone says the wrong thing though...
Texmex386 Or they both turn on you...
MrGMoney1944 or they both turn on you ;)
No, them turning on you is salvagable, if you say the right things then youre now invited to a threesome.
I heard him say the word "flower" and I was like "oh...fuck..."
This was me when Steam Sales were still a thing, at least Humble Bundle exists.
Bless you solidus for archiving this for future generations XD
pat scratching at his neck like an addict
Yknow, sometimes when I buy something like a new game I feel some kinda of lingering regret like “man am i buying this because I want it or because I just wanna spend money”? Then I watch this and immediately feel better about how I spend my money. Love you Pat!
That "Oh yeah" set me off. That's a good laugh right there, probably because I imagined it in Pat's whisper voice. Thanks Solidus!
This video will be taught in classes about predatory microtransactions in video games and the effects that it has on the human mind. LOL
I was very concerned when I saw the title, until I heard him utter the word platinum. This video and the comments had me in stitches. It's so refreshing to see something other than people being assholes.
If pat actually got into DOTA he would litterally be living in a box considering there's an average of 20 costumes per character of 110+ characters, and some costing hundreds of dollars and pats reason would be BUT I GOT MY HAT!
Love.
I'm here from the Stream Pat is guest starring on right now.
Man everyone thought had lost his way loses last additional bit of way we didn't even know he still had.
this, ladies and genlemen.... is NOT a man trying to talk himself into giving into an addiction. is NOT a man trying to talk himself out of it. it's not even him trying to justify it to himself or others. just a gremlin, speaking his sick twisted thought process out loud for all to hear.... and judge.... and condemn.
Who are these people with hundreds of dollars of disposable income
Just adding the cash donations in at the end, he made $320 after buying that $100 in space hats. I expect nothing less of the fans of the Zaibatsu than to donate money purely to spite Paige.
Solidus you aredoing God's work
none of you think about the long game, by whaling on this game he probably made more money out of meme donations than the amount he spent on fake money. Pat is sleeper genius
supergage102 I was thinking about that, if I'm an asshole and donate him 50 of the 100 he spent I might as well buy the crap