I desperately want Peach to be a beta tester for David Ca-je's next game. Just imagine the frustration from Cage as Peach stops every 2 minutes to have an existential crisis over whether or not to pick up a ball.
Dementia tends to come gift-wrapped in incontinence, too. So that mockery of Pat's fear of shitting himself probably isn't going to age all that well, either.
Cage is a fascinating case of litereally spelling out the plot and its message to you, but getting so high off its own fumes that it completely loses track of itself at every corner.
The bit at 29:00 where they both just sit there and break down the story up to that point is interesting because I think most people genuinely didn't stop and consider how dumb it really was. I honestly can't blame Paige for losing her sanity
He always gets just within reach of greatness, too, then just completely tosses it out of the window with the clunky writing and over reliance on tropes. I’d like to think he’d make some great games if he had a better team, but at the same time, I’m sure Caje would ruin it some other way.
The people accusing her of cheating for pausing on prompts that could ALL be 'Glass Him' moments fills me with disgust. They think Cage games are owed even that vestige of respect.
It's now February of 2024 and these two horrible goblins are now happily married with a baby son. That son will grow up and see this video. That thought makes me extraordinarily happy.
"Well he's short, fat, balding, and litters on purpose. How did a tall good-looking girl go for him? Oh, right, Paige needs Pat's help putting her shoes on the right feet every morning or else she just breaks down crying."
My favorite is whenever a timer appears on-screen and she instantly becomes useless, no matter how long the timer is. It can be 30 seconds or 20 minutes.
I would argue that this is true in all cases except for Portal and portal 2. Watching someone struggle with one puzzle for more than 45 minutes stops being funny and starts being painful pretty quickly. Love that girl.
"Here, take this controller." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND, PAT!" "To play the game! Use the controller to play the game, Paige!" "WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAAN"
All things considered, Paige is still a writer herself. So much information conveyed in those moments of silence before and after she tosses the controller.
I love how they just carried on and the blonde on the main menu is just staring at the floor, practically questioning her own life choices, listening to them. Fuuuuuuun shit!
quebecois tend to be blind to events outside quebec. it's because of the ice wall they built to keep the anglos out, it's very big and successfully blocks anything not coming in from satellite, and they have a drone network to stop those signals.
No. There's a reason that hell is conceptualized as a bottomless pit, and that's because no matter how bad things are right now, someone can always find a stupid or malevolent way to make things even worse. You can guess which one of those Paige is.
Pat and Paige going off-the-rails about pants pooping, ill-delivered pies, and Unca Scrooge handing out peanut butter and bee-stinging sandwiches caused poor Chloe to have a mental breakdown and start singin' somma dat ol' gospel, sweet Lord, thank ya Jesus! Only on the Ruby Weapon Hour.
Everything about the game is stupid. Slavery/civil rights/holocaust allegories are tossed out indiscriminately until everyone kung fu fights to determine the fate of humanity.
Literally, the human relationships of the androids are the real narrative fuel, so Kara’s human relationship as mother figure to a human child is the only thing fueling her narrative. Alice being an android dismantles the nature of their relationship, and leaves you with no meaning to the storyline other than two boring robots mimicking human life.
Ben Kramiak The game really fails to acknowledge the fact that she should be as smart as the rest of them. Think about how her behavior has been, considering she's a Deviant. Everything she's done has been to play along with Kara's delusions and basically manipulate her into protecting her as a 'human child'. Despite any player reaction one may have, the rest of Kara's story still centers around protecting Alice, even though that relationship has been built on the lies of every character involved, as well as the writers. I really wish there was a "sacrifice Alice" prompt at the Border, or in general. Speaking of the Border, that entire situation was dumb. Without any explanation, Kara continues onwards in that line even though there's no realistic chance of getting through. The security letting your through out of compassion is dumb as they are already shooting deviants there, and how the 'sacrifice' option pans out is almost as stupid. Not to mention how this scene basically yells at the player: "This is not about Kara. This about Alice, that little shit who's been lying to you and manipulating you this whole time," and, in some cases: "also, the only other decisions that mattered besides who's here is the public opinion shit with Markus, and the dumb TVs." Of all the reasons for public opinion to matter, it was NEVER about the VIEW ON THE ANDROIDS AS A RACE. It only mattered in the game to CONVINCE A GUARD TO LET KNOWN DEFECTIVE, PROBABLY MURDEROUS PRODUCTS INTO YOUR COUNTRY.
I greatly appreciate the hustle put into cutting down the between-games segments to get the actually funny stuff that happens. I usually skip them because it's just 30 minutes to an hour and a half of reading donations, but these were good moments.
@@TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!" No, Sundowner. You're tired. You need to go to bed, Sundowner. Here are your meds and some warm milk. That's it, there you go.
everyone is shitting on paige but her confusion is completely understandable, she might understand David Cage more than anyone else. Her wondering whether 'take the button' is going to result in the guy taking *and then immediately pressing* the button is a completely legitimate worry, given David Cage's nonsense-ass storytelling. Her panicking and repeating herself out of anxiety is just making her LOOK crazy, but she's actually right to worry about it.
For a moment, I thought this was actually going to be a video about Paige's early onset dementia (she seems to have an array of health problems I don't fully understand) and I got really sad.
Okay, am I the only one worried there is such thing as Sundowning, its description, and that you guys might have it? Because that info is scaring me. Also, that hug between Paige and Pat was heartwarming. I hope to find someone like that for me.
That poor android woman having to listen to those two and falling more and more into dispair as she is unable to stop this horrid conversation still cracks me the fuck up
39:55 two years after i saw this, im just now noticing paige brings up a good point to add on to this games many, many plot holes. why does the all human family care so much about getting to canada? sure its annoying to lose the ticket you just bought, but the game treats this situation like the player just condemned this family to a gruesome death. what happens to three humans in north michigan in this world? does david cage just think america is a deadly wasteland?
Pat doesn't understand people.
Woolie doesn't understand left from right.
Paige doesn't understand.
AsiniusNaso Woolie is getting better at that though.
Pat understands people perfectly fine he just doesn't care
Matt doesn't understand wuh happun.
crymtina doesn't understand why people wear different colored metals.
@@darkraioxxx he'll figure it out though.
Edit: whoa what's this @ shit on UA-cam? When did this start?
Wow pat is such a bully to his sister
*girl-clone
Pat’s her care-taker
*alternate universe version of himself
His sister wife
@@Abdega woolie is actually supposed to take care of both of them but he just takes the money and spends it on crack.
"The goal of mai gaem's iz to maek people feel e m o t i o n s, like...dementia..." -Daveed Kage
ua-cam.com/video/W5sZP1ar5q0/v-deo.htmlsi=Z3lI21tKgzAFcAob
That's right Jay!
I CLAPPED
@@OCMOOO I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE THING!
I desperately want Peach to be a beta tester for David Ca-je's next game. Just imagine the frustration from Cage as Peach stops every 2 minutes to have an existential crisis over whether or not to pick up a ball.
He'd say, it's working as intended!
Maybe then there'd be a cohesive narrative...
Maybe she would make him stop making video games and then she'd be a goddamn hero. A blind fucking hero
Man this video will be super dark once it turns out that later in life Paige will suffer from dementia....Great video!
@Steven Luoma 2020.
Dementia tends to come gift-wrapped in incontinence, too. So that mockery of Pat's fear of shitting himself probably isn't going to age all that well, either.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC That's okay, he'll probably forget his fears too
Paige is pretty much Pat's stand. A physical manifestation of his soul.
She's Crazy Talk? Well, that explains some things at least...
Well the song does go "SHE talks Crazy Talk........."
FUCK
No, because why can we see it?
She is more like Pat's rule 63
KEIJO NIJIMURA!
STANDS ARE A MANIFESTATION OF ONE'S SOUL!
46:14 Pat can't teleport. He just moves very quickly.
*[KING CRIMSON]*
Is this the zapping system?
shooterboy23 wesker 2.0
Trickster
what does 2019 hold for Peach Saliva?
_Do you want to overwrite this save file?_
*WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAN*
"Your save file has been overwritten."
HOW CAN IT BE BEEEEEE!
“I don’t understand!”
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
WHO SAID THAT?!
Paige is clearly the best best friend, and I hope she gets the help she needs.
This is your brain on David Cage. Any questions?
@Groisu with your wrists cut and feel possessed by mythical beings?
@@remlezar9397 that had nothing to do with David Cage. That was the 40 of meth.
@@JRSanchez93 the forbidden Fahrenheit.
I've never seen someone this anxious play a game in my life
Cage is a fascinating case of litereally spelling out the plot and its message to you, but getting so high off its own fumes that it completely loses track of itself at every corner.
The bit at 29:00 where they both just sit there and break down the story up to that point is interesting because I think most people genuinely didn't stop and consider how dumb it really was. I honestly can't blame Paige for losing her sanity
He always gets just within reach of greatness, too, then just completely tosses it out of the window with the clunky writing and over reliance on tropes. I’d like to think he’d make some great games if he had a better team, but at the same time, I’m sure Caje would ruin it some other way.
Stupid David Cage storytelling isn't a good mix with having your brain actively melt live onstream.
The people accusing her of cheating for pausing on prompts that could ALL be 'Glass Him' moments fills me with disgust. They think Cage games are owed even that vestige of respect.
Quite to the contrary, David Cage storytelling usually coincides with brain activity melting.
@@clockworkphysicist It causes it
It's now February of 2024 and these two horrible goblins are now happily married with a baby son. That son will grow up and see this video. That thought makes me extraordinarily happy.
Paige, would you like ranch, or honey mustard on your salad?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?
Azzabackam
WHAT IF THAT MEANS THAT THEY’LL PUT RANCH ON ME IF I ASK FOR THE RANCH?!
" I love him, I will absorb his power" - pat bovine
The first ten seconds of just the definition had me rolling.
14:19 The combination of the supposedly profound quote and Pat talking about shitting himself is some kind of postmodern art, man.
25:50 he actually kissed his sister on stream the madman
Paige could very well be the strangest human I’ve ever seen
...human?
"They look like humans to you?"
Rumor has it that if you put those Roddy Piper sunglasses on, it's really mayor mccheese underneath.
Immortan Joel ... Pat ate the cat hair with barely any provoking
There's five minutes of game in this compilation.
*PERFECT*
Now that best friends is dead I’m relying on you to upload the good bits of pats stream so I can enjoy him, thanks
I hope that you have learned since the year you posted this comment that the "good bits" are all of the ones that have Paige in them.
For those wondering how pat got paige. I do hope this was illuminating
I have truly never seen two people more perfect for each other
If not, watch the RE7 shadow puzzles and Undertale's lily pad thing puzzle.
"Well he's short, fat, balding, and litters on purpose. How did a tall good-looking girl go for him? Oh, right, Paige needs Pat's help putting her shoes on the right feet every morning or else she just breaks down crying."
@@fallouthirteen Baba is You
Paige is the only person who plays games badly that I can watch because when she does it, it's hilarious.
Plus its tolerable because Pat knows what to do and what happens
My favorite is whenever a timer appears on-screen and she instantly becomes useless, no matter how long the timer is. It can be 30 seconds or 20 minutes.
I would argue that this is true in all cases except for Portal and portal 2. Watching someone struggle with one puzzle for more than 45 minutes stops being funny and starts being painful pretty quickly. Love that girl.
This video gets darker the longer you think about it
"Here, take this controller."
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND, PAT!"
"To play the game! Use the controller to play the game, Paige!"
"WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAAN"
All things considered, Paige is still a writer herself. So much information conveyed in those moments of silence before and after she tosses the controller.
I love how they just carried on and the blonde on the main menu is just staring at the floor, practically questioning her own life choices, listening to them. Fuuuuuuun shit!
The android at the beginning of the video looks horrified at the scene unfolding in front of it.
What a cartoon character masquerading in people skin.
A Cartoon Skeleton in human skin.
Attractive gingers turning out to be positively inept skeletons in disguise is my fetish.
Paige is Judge Doom?
So she's a pretty Judge Doom?
"Meth isn't big up here," he says as a meth epidemic is plaguing a capital city 2 provinces over
quebecois tend to be blind to events outside quebec. it's because of the ice wall they built to keep the anglos out, it's very big and successfully blocks anything not coming in from satellite, and they have a drone network to stop those signals.
The methheads are our cities natural immune system
@@popump2617
What causes the meth heads to swarm like white blood cells? What do they defend?
MrGMoney1944 the pharmacies that supply them with clear needles
@@MrGMoney1944 Americans
I know we say this every time but... is this the worst it's ever been?
No. There's a reason that hell is conceptualized as a bottomless pit, and that's because no matter how bad things are right now, someone can always find a stupid or malevolent way to make things even worse. You can guess which one of those Paige is.
Pat and Paige going off-the-rails about pants pooping, ill-delivered pies, and Unca Scrooge handing out peanut butter and bee-stinging sandwiches caused poor Chloe to have a mental breakdown and start singin' somma dat ol' gospel, sweet Lord, thank ya Jesus!
Only on the Ruby Weapon Hour.
I like when she tried to change the subject to their interior decorating.
I legitimately worry about Paige. Are we ACTUALLY going to find out that she has Alzheimers by age 35?
yes
Nah, just brain foggy goodness
I can confirm shitting myself the second time was equivalently fearful to a single beesting
this is such a stupid twist. they should have just had Alice be a human
Alice become human
Everything about the game is stupid. Slavery/civil rights/holocaust allegories are tossed out indiscriminately until everyone kung fu fights to determine the fate of humanity.
Making her a robot just kills the already half baked character arc they were setting up... Cage is the worst writer ever...
Literally, the human relationships of the androids are the real narrative fuel, so Kara’s human relationship as mother figure to a human child is the only thing fueling her narrative. Alice being an android dismantles the nature of their relationship, and leaves you with no meaning to the storyline other than two boring robots mimicking human life.
Ben Kramiak The game really fails to acknowledge the fact that she should be as smart as the rest of them. Think about how her behavior has been, considering she's a Deviant. Everything she's done has been to play along with Kara's delusions and basically manipulate her into protecting her as a 'human child'.
Despite any player reaction one may have, the rest of Kara's story still centers around protecting Alice, even though that relationship has been built on the lies of every character involved, as well as the writers. I really wish there was a "sacrifice Alice" prompt at the Border, or in general.
Speaking of the Border, that entire situation was dumb. Without any explanation, Kara continues onwards in that line even though there's no realistic chance of getting through. The security letting your through out of compassion is dumb as they are already shooting deviants there, and how the 'sacrifice' option pans out is almost as stupid. Not to mention how this scene basically yells at the player: "This is not about Kara. This about Alice, that little shit who's been lying to you and manipulating you this whole time," and, in some cases: "also, the only other decisions that mattered besides who's here is the public opinion shit with Markus, and the dumb TVs."
Of all the reasons for public opinion to matter, it was NEVER about the VIEW ON THE ANDROIDS AS A RACE. It only mattered in the game to CONVINCE A GUARD TO LET KNOWN DEFECTIVE, PROBABLY MURDEROUS PRODUCTS INTO YOUR COUNTRY.
I greatly appreciate the hustle put into cutting down the between-games segments to get the actually funny stuff that happens. I usually skip them because it's just 30 minutes to an hour and a half of reading donations, but these were good moments.
If pat didn't help her at all during this I think she would have rage quit, would have been the first documented rage quit of a David Cage game
14:00 HOLY SHIT TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN!
Lmfao the main menu of the game. She looks like she's actually hearing what Paige is saying.
For the longest time, I thought the term “sundowning” was some sort of reference to Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
Pat's rant about shitting yourself is so spot on for me. There was a time I had to drive for like 3 hours a day, and the fear was CONSTANT
The one dislike is Cage, he wrongly believed his game deserved better.
I like how the biggest career boost was Bryan Dechart carrying the entire script by not taking it seriously.
I honestly thought sundowning was some kinda Metal Gear Rising reference.
That would have been an even sicker boss battle than the one we got.
@@TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
No, Sundowner. You're tired. You need to go to bed, Sundowner. Here are your meds and some warm milk. That's it, there you go.
its weird that pat kisses his sister on the mouth like that
Gingers are weird
Ginger is a recessive gene so this is the only way to create more of them.
I need to watch these two more often, those conversations get surreal.
Paige is Misunderstand
Life is Hard
Pat is Laugh
Paige is Blind
Paige is Hysterical
Baba is Sad
Baba is *YOU*
Paige throwing the controller away at the Alice reveal was the fucking best.
One and a half years later and they're both doing so much weed, makes the drug discussion even funnier!
I genuinely love Paige so much she's so cute lmfao
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
NOTHING SPECIAL!
*WHAT?!*
Don't try to understand! Just follow orders!
I absolutely love these two broken creatures
Pat and Paige argue about shitting yourself while the robot girl is just looking around all confused is the best thing.
26:34 Paige sees the worst twist know to man that makes that characters section of the game far less interesting.
I love how the robot woman is freaking out while Pat and Paige argue over the stupidest shit.
everyone is shitting on paige but her confusion is completely understandable, she might understand David Cage more than anyone else. Her wondering whether 'take the button' is going to result in the guy taking *and then immediately pressing* the button is a completely legitimate worry, given David Cage's nonsense-ass storytelling. Her panicking and repeating herself out of anxiety is just making her LOOK crazy, but she's actually right to worry about it.
at least paige got a perfect run where everyone was alive at the end, which is more that can be said about the sbf
Please tune in to see popular Montreal twins slowly break down and shed the husks of their humanity.
Good to know the Alice twist broke Paige as much as it did The Zaibatsu.
55:12
“I don’t work tomorrow so I get to stay up.”
“I’m not even going to work tomorrow.”
The fucking foreshadowing.
Paige's brain just haywires under stress in fictional situations, holy shit
Reciprocating the 3rd gig through Paige -
I'll accept.
How could this be :(
HOW COULD THIS BEEEE
@@warden-commandercousland How could these beeeeeeeees?
Paige: Everyone thinks I'm stupid
Fans: Think? WE KNOW! XD
tbh I sympathize with Page. Games with unclear time limits make me worry too much to see the obvious things in front of me.
For a moment, I thought this was actually going to be a video about Paige's early onset dementia (she seems to have an array of health problems I don't fully understand) and I got really sad.
It IS, though.
"Hey Paige, switch over to the other camera, lets talk for a second"
*Solid 30 seconds of pure silence*
Another victim of David cage’s madness
Thought this video was gonna be 55 minutes of Paige sticking orphan brains into cyborg bodies ngl
This video wasn't about Revengeance
I want my money back
55:00 Wait. Did... Did Pat actually make a good point?
Pat gaining Elmo's power while paige looks on in horror is so great
I can't wait for Pat to play Fortnite. Paige will probably Rock his shit.
Tfw Paige will never hug me. Just fucking end me.
"I love him, I _will_ absorb his power."
-Pat 2018
Damn, I kind of want to see how Paige reacts to something actually confusing. Have her watch Primer or something.
Paige getting stung by hornets is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
I dont know whether to worry or bust a gut so i choose option C. Both
Okay, am I the only one worried there is such thing as Sundowning, its description, and that you guys might have it? Because that info is scaring me.
Also, that hug between Paige and Pat was heartwarming. I hope to find someone like that for me.
rip they forgot about lean's existence
That poor android woman having to listen to those two and falling more and more into dispair as she is unable to stop this horrid conversation still cracks me the fuck up
19:57 pat defying his own character
To be fair David Cage has this effect on everyone.
i just finished off the last stream part then came straight to this, its even better with the jump cuts with little to no context
HOW DID SHE GET A "PERFECT" ENDING HER FIRST TRY???
Well perfect for this game I guess
"A garbage crone and her goblin brother don't play games for 55 minutes"
23:34 Paige deserves hugs. ;_;
one of Alice' drawings show Todd removing the blue implant/chip/LED thing, its the one that looks like shes crying, but only from 1 side
and on the note of price, Kara was like $300 bucks or something dumb
Xander Cottrell Todd the unemployed drug addict casually affording 2 androids and having the cash to replace one after he busted her ass.
God bless this mess.
May the lord keep them safe.
paige is literally the most precious ever
Pat has the patience of a saint.
They like, LOVE love each other man
They're in lesbians.
Is... Is she gonna be okay? I feel like we just watched footage of Paige's cerebellum fusing.
i feel like RE7's shadow puzzle of doom showed the awesome power of sundowning pretty well.
11:20
I'm not in the loop about this, someone give an article or tl;dr on the thing they're talking about?
google Mr Dead Moth
Welp, all I have to say now is "wow that is dark"
39:55 two years after i saw this, im just now noticing paige brings up a good point to add on to this games many, many plot holes. why does the all human family care so much about getting to canada? sure its annoying to lose the ticket you just bought, but the game treats this situation like the player just condemned this family to a gruesome death. what happens to three humans in north michigan in this world? does david cage just think america is a deadly wasteland?
Can we just appreciate how much of a good sport Paige is about this stuff?
Going out for my weekly long walk today.
My guts are playing up.
Boy, I sure hope I don't shit my pants.
[X] Return tickets
[O] Keep tickets
Paige: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I LIKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
06:10 The shit-eating-est of the shit-eating grins.
I think she is just dealing with serious ADHD that is exacerbated by extended work