Prominent Republicans Speak Up About Vaccines As Delta Infections Soar
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- Опубліковано 26 тра 2024
- America's latest surge of covid-19 infections is so concerning that even vaccine holdouts like Republican Congressman Steve Scalise are getting their jabs. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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You have to admire the Republicans. They change as the wind blows. They are good at that. Blowing.
Hagahahahaha this is going to be a Classic in the comments
That is true and so FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!
Yes. Specifically Donald Trump.
HAHAHAHA
When they're pissed, they take to the streets. As embarrassing as the teapotty was, at least they got OFF their arses!!!!
Dem constituents? NFW!!!! Too comfy🙄
Jim Jordan is and always has been a clown.
The murdery kind.
That is putting down clowns, and I won’t have it! He is much worse. He is an enabler of criminals, including rapists and 45.
"Conspiracy auctioneer" - brilliant.
We all love Stephen because he is super talented AND has the greatest writers on tv.
And I (completely vaccinated) went to the store today wearing a mask because I can't trust tourists coming here to Vegas to have basic common sense.
Same...
Same here in Denver.
Imagine hindering your ability to breathe...over a virus so deadly you have to take a test to know if you have it.
@@BrainwashedBot Is that irony? Losing the ability to breathe is actually what happens in severe CoViD cases. That is what kills people.
I’m in Reno. We don’t have the mandate (yet), but I don’t leave the house without a mask. 40% vaccination rate, 80% unmasked gaggers and coughers in the places I frequent.
I just woke up to the best private message ever--my online buddy who I've been trying to convince to get the shot for weeks has FINALLY decided to do it!!!!!
Wonderful news, a good deed saves lives
Yeah!!!
Congratulations. Hopefully your friend does a service by convincing others to get vaccinated
That's fantastic!!! Please start a Tic TOC challenge!!! Nominate/Call out two people!!!
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The cop with the hand thing😂 bboy oh boy it doesn’t get any better than that. That shit was just gold
How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?
"Unless the jury includes people who were members of the crime ring we will not participate!" - Kevin McCarthy
That cop was trying to put out the flames from that overheating Karen. She was revved up beyond specifications.
I expected him to put on his flashers and pull her over.
I legit thought she was going to explode!
I expected steam coming out of her ears at least.
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Jim Jordan should be the first suspect investigated.
...at Ohio State as well.
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Why isn't he yet?! It has been half a year.
On so many fronts...
Jim Jordan still figuring out how to wear his underwear property.
"Conspiracy auctioneer." I don't know who's been writing on this show lately but I don't ever want it to change it is literally the best it has been.
Hello how are you doing today
How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?
Delta is the second Chinese bioweapon
I actually work in clark county nevada
I lost it at when he was describing Mitch as a, “condom filled with baby food.”
This is one of the best monologues I've seen in a bit.
“A Dangerous pathogen scientists are calling the Republican Party. “. 🤣😂
I ruined it for myself! I read the comments before watching the show!
Republicans are a tumor on the body politic.
👏👏👏👏
Sadly, the GoP is largely devoid of republicans. It mostly has RINOs.
I refer to them as parasites.
Liz Chaney's got more balls than Kevin McCarthy and his five off-brand bleached whites. Kudos!
To be fair at that point even if they wanted to offer some diversity for their commitee picks, I don't think they have much, if any, to choose from.
Sorry Liz Chaney is the only republican with balls.
She may not have a dick chanyey...
But she definitely had balls..I can't stand her or her politics but give credit where credit is due.
America truly first.
If you have to root for any Cheney in the US Congress, you know your country is in deep sh*t. You guys over there are truly f*cked.
Liz is not a republican lol
Best part of this show, nightly, the names intro follow up… I’m dying over here! Mitch, baby food stuffed condom? It looked just like one, too 🤣🤣🤣 🤙🏽
Damn Liz, God bless you for telling the truth!
I respect Pelosi's insistence on not letting the people who very publicaly and very obviously did the crime sabotage the investigation.
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Agreed. Its kind of like letting the accused sit on the jury!
It would be like letting OJ be part of the jury.
Yes!💯!!!
Thank you for a rational comment.
That quote from Liz Chaney got my thumbs up 👍
"Good old fashioned conspiracy auctioneer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It is not at all unclear"
Great job Mitch, I'm sure your base will understand that one.
I can only wish that the vaccine was as widely available here in Australia as it is in America
It is here across the ditch in Aotearoa, I would have thought oz would have enough?
I can only wish that common sense was as widely available here in America as it is in Australia.
I'm glad that covid isn't as widely available here as it is in America!
@@dappppppppt If you guys are in the sharing mood, can we have Ardern as well? I think our Prime Minister might be defective.
Thank capitalism for that... Money to be made.
"Nancy Pelosi cannot just look the other way ... she's not Jim Jorden in the showers of Ohio State." 🔥🔥🔥
KILLER! I wondered if Colbert was gonna go there..... !
Time to google!
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I love the female Ben Shapiro doing the “talk really fast to try to appear incisive” technique.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees through this dumb tactic. Ben's like a first year college student trying to sound smart. Same for these money and attention whores in Congress.
Why can't we shut off their mike, and say, "OK, now provide FACTS to prove, or admit you DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
@@juancana457 in fairness these events do allow any residents to make a statement
@@Mugdorna To respond, means that rational consideration was employed, 'before' speaking, not simply ranting as a result of a feeling. The later is merely a reaction, not worth much with regard to long-term thinking.
My stars, the impossible has happened; I cheered for a Cheney.
LOL! Me too, for the first time ever.
Since I didn't hear anything about it in this show, I must have heard it on the news. But someone said about her running for president. And I could think "Sorry, but she's a woman, and I believe, according to the republicans, one of the qualifications for being president is that you can't be a woman.
I don't agree with Liz Cheney on much of anything but I respect her standing up to the crooked Republicans. Go Liz!!!
Same.
Go Liz!!! 👍👍👍 Give them Hell 😈😈😈😈😈
Me too
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Same
McConnell: "Oh no, my voters are dying. Better start telling the truth for a change."
Naw, it’s cos the stock market’s tanking
GQP doesn't care whether people live or die. But if the economy begins to suffer, particularly in red states, they start to sound the alarm.
@@12thDecember Hmm...let's see, Sherlock. A poor economy makes for a poor country. Poverty leads to sickness, starvation, and death. Caring about the economy IS caring about people's lives. Anyway...
There is only good and evil, right and wrong. Get out of your Republican/Democrat paradigm.
@@rossvaneldik3562 Caring only about big business is not the same thing as caring about everyday citizens, trumper.
@@rossvaneldik3562 Poorest states in the U.S.:
Mississippi
West Virginia
New Mexico
Louisiana
Alabama
Kentucky
South Carolina
Arkansas
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Every single one of them is a red state, the outlier being New Mexico. Clearly their representatives and Senators are not looking out for their best interests.
Also, nine out of the ten least vaccinated states voted for trump in 2020, with the exception being Georgia, which narrowly went to President Joe Biden. Responsible leadership is sorely lacking in those states.
This monologue was savage!
Damn dude you were on fire 🔥, helps tremendously when you have so much material to work with, a small something to thank the Republicans for 🤣
With all the trouble they've caused? With due respect to Mr. C, I'd be really grateful if he had a little less material.
I wonder if she could talk that fast when she’s hooked up to a ventilator?
She is in the Delta Age Group...😪
@E E
Meth
She's going to talk herself right into a grave.
Not when the ventilators are purposely cranked up to blow out lungs causing death and boosted covid numbers.
@@BrainwashedBot living up to your user name?
There should be a vote in the Irish Senate in Dublin to remove Kevin McCarthy`s right to use that name.
and Ditch McConnel's as well
@@jenniferjuniper97 sorry, I forgot about him, I shall put that to the chairman of the House naming committee.
Yes, please!
"Dangerous pathogen know as the republican party..."
😂🤣😅 It's funny, but horrible and true.
That's the worst!!!! :)
lol i thought trump was
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“...lifetime supply of life and time!” 🤣 I love you guys ❤️
“We will run our own investigation” “And we concluded we did nothing wrong.”
It's not unprecedented. Hermann Goring made that argument from his cell in Nuremberg. Of course in the end his only recourse was to shoot himself before the real tribunal ordered him hanged. Let McCarthy take his football and go home and try and pretend they're all innocent. The guilty will be found and locked up no matter what his impotent whiney melty snowflake ass says or does.
Oh yeah, the police do the same thing too.
🤣
“My fellow crooks and I will serve as judge and jury for our criminal investigation, as well.”
Just like cops investigating police brutality.
I probably disagree with most political views which Cheney would hold. But I genuinely respect her for speaking her truth when it seems to be so difficult for the rest of the GOP. At least she has a modicum of integrity.
She's what a Conservative is supposed to be.
This will be the *ONLY* time that I will say this - I F🤬cking *LOVE* Liz Cheney!
Don't turn your back on her. She's still a lying warmonger.
I disagree. She is just using common sense. Nothing hard about that except for Tr**pTards.
@@y_fam_goeglyd No one is perfect. Sadly, in politics, the best you can do is too often the least imperfect.
Best I've seen in a while. Laughed and smiled through out. Liz Cheney kicks ass of the aholes around her.
😃
McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
Pelosi: Bye Felicia.
McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
Pelosi: Well, Bye.
Whats up with Ohio anyway? Ritter did you do this?
Wyoming resident here. I never thought I’d like Liz so damn much.
Don't you dare vote for her. She voted with Tump 96% of the time.
Same here.
She's better than the worst.
@@northernpunx1978 don't they provide that friendly fire when going out with shooting buddies?
On one hand, I think of that line from ‘The Merchant of Venice’;
“And so shines a good deed in a weary world.”
On the other hand, I think of that line from the first ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie;
“One good deed is not enough to redeem a man for a lifetime of wickedness.”
7:19 "It's an ad for inferior bleach because those are a bunch of dull whites" - Stephen Colbert
LMAOROTF
Why is law enforcement having such a hard time wrestling with whether or not to charge Gym Jordan for his collegiate exploits?
White, male, wealthy Republican combined with racism, sexims and classism.
@@creativedesignation7880 It was rhetorical and you are right.
One of his best monologues for some time
That future cat lady reading fast from her prepared statement off her phone, wow, cocaine is a hell of a drug. And one can do stupid fast.
She supports Joey Gilbert, the right wing, kangaroo-boxing personal injury attorney, for governor. (This progressive Nevada cat lady renounces her.)
Actually she strikes me as one of those weirdos with ferrets
Cocaine is too classy for her. Meth is more like it.
10:29 _“We will run our own. 'Investigation'. Sort of like that Arizona. 'Audit'.”_
I had that exact same thought. And what's going on with that. They took the ballots to some disclosed location and there has been no word of if the so called audit is on going or complete.
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You keep me sane Stephen Colbert 😂
That woman talking that fast reminds me of people's first time running lines.
She exhausted me from trying to grasp that much info - and weeding out the crazy - AND give what she had to say consideration. I don't think she had an opinion. She appeared glued to her phone while just listing a bunch of random topics of interest -in rapid-fire delivery- that she held. More like a litany of grievances rather than having something to add to the discussion. No thoughts, just performance? ☮
Excuse me, but what was her name again? She was talking so fast I missed it.
Also, if you change the speed of the video to 2.0, you don't hear any difference.
That one lady is talking so fast, I had to double check my speed on my UA-cam. Thought I bumped up to 2X again. 😉😂🤣
Well, I didn't think I did it. Thought maybe the show did it.
"It is not at all unclear..."
Mitch, everything is unclear with you. Why did you use a double-negative? To give yourself some wriggle room?
lmao
Worm's gotta wriggle..
Oh, I see you caught that too!
Emphasis
I thought the same thing!
"Pepperoni and fascism' best line EVER - well there were lots of good lines but that was up there.
Is it just me, or is Kevin McCarthy starting to act and sound a lot more like Trump? It's very scary.
Good fun: Watching KM and RonnyD battle it out for the nomination!
They're falling over themselves trying to fill the vacuum left by Orange Führer getting kicked out of both the White House and social media.
He's one of the ones running for Trump's v-p - along with Rand Paul (an eye surgeon who pretends he isn't a doctor), Texas Gov. Abbott, and (or course) Ted Cruz.
Man, Stephen Colbert has been on fire this week. Love it.
*his writers
Dumpster fire maybe
Liz smacking Jim's hand and dropping the F_bomb several times brings me so much joy!
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"Me too," said Melania Trump.
*gym!
OMG Yes!! 😆😆😆😆
@@lindaleelaw5277 loved that show!!!
"Pepperoni and Fascism" -- sounds like a bestseller action/adventure cookbook.
"Pepperoni Fascists" sound like a band name to me. Nirvana years type. l like blues/rock so idk the updated version of what a grunge band is called now. Maybe a garage band name, do musicians still do that? ☮
I'd might read that, depending on what the synopsis says on back.
Starring Samuel L Jackson
Just before someone takes this the wrong way, it's an old joke about how he used to be in everything
@@XXX3155 lsn't it exhausting having to quantify every little thing you utter/type? lt used to be a lot easier to have a conversation w/o having to either explain a Samuel L.Jackson reference or that you weren't TRYING to exclude anyone or a group, it's a big world to have to acknowledge. The spoken language has gotten more cumbersome each passing year. I'm ready to give up! ☮
"Pepperoni and Fascism" - wasn't that the main course at last month's buffet @ CPAC?
The last time I saw Jim Jordan, he was dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a New York Subway stop.
Way too cute to be Jim and that rat had way higher ethics.
Mad applause for subway rat shout-out!
At least Liz Cheney has more guts than all her GOP colleagues combined!
Yes!!
Average people are WAKE to the multilayered agendas
Millions Do Not Consent
I hope she runs for president next election! Even I would vote for her.
@@theyredistortingyourrhythm. “wake” really? I think you failed Russian bot school, back to the gulag dummy
Absolutely!
“That f*cking guy, Jim Jordan” I feel like we’ve all said that at LEAST once in the last two years.
"GYM" Jordan.
I say that at least once every hour of so.
Those athletes that were molested under his watch certainly did.
Not me. I feel like Jim J is a hero.
Oh, and no, masks actually don’t work, if you check actual science, as opposed to the usual leftist propaganda.
@@zazzyz4558 Unclear on the meaning of big words like “science”? You, too can join the official Trump Flying Monkey Brigade. And who in their right mind would adore a pedophile enabler?
Omg that crazy lady was talking REALLY fast! 😆
Praying for wisdom for all of us. Sending metta...
“Unless pelosi changes her mind, we will not participate.”
That’s such a Karen response.
Let's get real. They never intended to participate, only obstruct and delay.
It's also a toddler response. "If you don't include these guys then I DON'T WANNA PLAY!!!!!!"
Kevin doesn’t need to demand to see the manager, he sees him regularly at Mar-a-Lago.
KC Exactly. Jordan was put on the list because McCarthy knew he would be rejected. Now the GOP can complain, yet again, over something that they set up.
Same combo of arrogance & ignorance! The entitled ones...
The GQP forming a committee?
Imagine the Nazis forming their own Nuremberg trials...
Exactly! They will be wasting our tax dollars looking down rabbit holes for tourists and antifa to fry. What a waste of time, energy, and tax dollars!
I imagine it'll look similar to the McCarthyism trials.
The gop committee....a life form with six or more heads and no brains.
Why should they run their own investigation? They're the ones that voted against an investigation in the first place. The Repug committee will be a farce and yet more lies, lies, lies.
It’s practically the equivalent of Osama Bin Laden being asked to assist the 9/11 investigation
Nothing like cracking open a nice, cool Colbert...
Yes specially if you like misinformation from a shill puppet
Perhaps the singularly most incredible Colbert Late Show EVER! thank you -
It's like suddenly they realized they're killing off their base!
Suddenly? I've been accusing them of negligent homicide since trumps' pandemic plague began. "Gone by Easter", "Democrat Hoax" Huh.!
Yup & themselves and their own families and their friends and the friendly person who was a good assistant ...
Yup...isn’t it delicious
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In addition , some networks might have finally realized that they could be held criminally liable for passing on disinformation regarding COVID.
You're on fire today Stephen, that was awesome!
Your show simply gets better every night! I am so glad to hear you speaking for sanity!
I'm not sure if Jordan looked the other way.
he might have stared longingly.
Stephen on point today with the jokes, burns and that fast speaking.
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He drove a bus over Jordan! I luv u Stephen 👍
Agreed, he was on fire with a lot good shotgun zingers!
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Jacket Off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed UNDER OATH
Jack-it-off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed on a WATER BOARD.
@@DaveGIS123 - I don't agree. Anyone would say anything under those conditions. HOWEVER, it was clever and made me giggle.
He's just gonna lie. It's the republican norm.
He's just an all-around douche.
needs to be put in a room with a bunch of his students armed with baseball bats
Interesting that they crucified Paterno for the same thing as Jordan.
You are on fire tonight Stephen! Way to go!!!
"I agree with Mitch McConnell."
I fully expected a thunderclap, and the sound of a million evil spirits escaping Hell there.
I'm pretty sure Satan is handing out ice skates.
Setting up his hot chocolate stand near the closest frozen lake of blood.
@@phantomchef2217 Nice imagery!
🤣
🙂
"She's not [Gym] Jordan in the showers at Ohio State"....I laughed out loud!
From a current resident of the land of poisonous nuts (Buckeyes) whose "Block O" is just a big zero...because they keep reelecting a wrestling coach who allegedly allowed a sexual predator to prey on young men. Disgusting slimeball...
I just made the same comment. I'm pretty sure that was the most EPIC burn ever!!! Jim Jordan makes me ashamed to be a Buckeye AND an Ohioan 🤮🤮
Thank God I don't live in his district anymore!
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Hey Linda, 100% agreed! I BELIEVE the athletes. Simeball is an appropriate adjective for ol gym. v
@@jessicak2811 , *gym!
At 10:33, because when the Nazis “investigated” the Reichstag Fire that went well…
Honor to the writers on your show ! And the delivery is great !
Minority House: Just a complete TOOL! 🤣
You know hell has frozen over when Turtle McConnell says something correct and right.
Their followers are so brainwashed, they won't listen even to them.
It might be the only thing he's said that I can agree with.
Hes saying it now because he isnt up for re election in 22`. If he was you can bet your sweet ass he`d be keeping his mouth shut and playing the "i dont have to answer, hippa!!!" card.
Really sad to see a man as upstanding as moscow try to save some of his base to save his nuts in the next election :( he must feel like total crap trying to help people stay alive OMG
This guys a hell of a strategist. And he has NEVER done what is RIGHT for the American people. I'd be suspect of his sudden moral integrity.
Very suspect!!!
"I wanted to always play it down," the president said in a March interview, the audio recording of which was made public in September. "I still like playing it down, because I don't want to create a panic."
That was awesome Stephen apart from being truthful and incredibly smart, no to mention your linguistic skills ! You just made my day, loved it Lol
Man, did you nail this one, Colbert. Great job.
That double negative at the beginning of Mitch's plea is going to confuse a lot of people, probably by design.
He clearly didn't want be clear.
GOP: eschew obfuscation
Me: espouse elucidation, please!
That’s exactly right, totally meant as a back door escape, he can always claim he meant the opposite of what he said.
the delta is out to get the Q
@@amyelizabeth529 😂 👊🏼
@@chrisperez1004
He thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
He's not.
That YMCA joke landed like a smooth sea plane. 🤣
Ok but I lost my shit at "those are a bunch of dull whites" lmaoooooo
Hello how are you doing today
How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?
"ventriloquist dummy who wishes to become a real dummy" damn Stephen you and your writers are on fire since you got back to live shows :-D
I missed that ? Was he talking about Biden ? Lul . This show is shit and not funny at all. He’s a political hack . If he was a comedian he would have been masking fun of that town hall where Biden made a complete fool of himself
LAWSUIT against CDC for cover up of 45000 jab deaths leohohmann.com your welcome! this guy is too concerned about pushing vaccines it is creepy beyond
@@kaal2820 keep wasting your time and money. At least while you're doing this you're not invading government buildings.
@@ClaytonBigsby01 such a shame that you're being forced to watch this political hack shit show. My heart bleeds for you, really it does. Have a nice day
Delta Airlines: "Wow, we really got a raw deal with this Delta variant."
Corona Beer: 🙄
👍😂
Me: so I can have a Corona (beer) on DELTA (airlines).
Cool 😎...so chill.
As bad as the AIDS diet pills company.
Can't wait for the Southwest and American variants.
I'll take Delta Airlines over United any day. Fly the friendly skies my ass.
Hilarious!! I see another round of Peabody's Awards coming!
HOLY SHIT. I thought that Liz Cheney quote was just another joke!!
"Get away from me. You fucking did this!"
God damn, queen.
I feel like that has been heard in every delivery room...
She's still Liz Cheney, she's definitely not a queen
LADY BALLS!.... she slapped his hand away as she said it !
@@jacklovejoy5290 If you can't see the difference between Liz Cheney and the Nazis who have infiltrated the GQP then you're as bad as the Nazis who think the Lincoln Project are a bunch of Communists. Pro tip: at least she believes in democracy and free elections.
@@jacklovejoy5290 She's no friend of left-wingers, that's for sure. But with 90%+ of the Congressional GOP being out-and-out fascists or just feckless, we take what we can get. I don't agree with Liz Cheney's positions, but at least she can be reasoned with. Kinzinger of Illinois is another anti-Q conservative.
“It is not at all unclear that a way to avoid....” good god... what a way to mush up of a statement!
lt took me a minute to figure out what he was saying after that beginning! l thot l was well-versed in political mumbo-jumbo but I had to BELIEVE - not actually UNDERSTAND as l do with most people. He meant something positive because, in the end, he said to get the jab, but he did a terrible job of articulating it. l'm still unsure if, what he said, was proper American English. Any English teachers out there? HELP! ☮
That contorted phraseology was quite deliberate. He can now say he told people to get vaccinated, but his target audience will have heard whatever they wanted to hear. Very clever actually.
Diabolical tortoise
Referring to Mitch as a condom filled with baby food may be the greatest joke I've heard from this show.
Great opening, Stephen!
“And just a complete tool.”
“I demand pepperoni and fascism”
So much truth 😂
I love it when the writers are blunt like that, long overdue
@@M0oranshi - OMG! I was just thinking... FINALLY someone said it out loud! I loved the trucker connotation too. When a loaded 18 wheeler is behind you on a hill... you do NOT apply the breaks.
But tools are supposed to be useful?
@@jonasp6043 I hate to admit how much this cracked me up. You pose a fair point- why DO we refer to the scuzziest and most useless of humanity as probably the only thing that sets us ahead of animals? Maybe we should start using the phrase "welcome mat" instead.
@@Eranderil Tool as used here is a euphemism for dick. Plus, English has words that are their own antonym. Eg, sanction. It can mean _impose a penalty_ or _declare approval._
Gymnasium "JoePa Jr" Jordan should be in prison not Congress.
OUTSTANDING ! ! !
Thank you Steve.
Gym Shorts! STARRING IN HOOSEIRS Two! Slapping in The Showers!
I would have let that psycho ranting Karen spew out her pre-prepared Twitter post and then at the end just say "Sorry I didn't catch any of that you were speaking too quickly. NEXT."
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Idiot bar none!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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We still have to wear masks at my work and I'm not mad about it. I don't understand why everyone is acting like this over and done with....
My friends keep going off about how glad they are it is over. It’s not over. It won’t be for quite some time.
@@debbienpeters Right?! It's definitely not.
Why can't we just tell people not to walk in front of a speeding vehicle, instead of explaining to them why they shouldn't.
"I agree with Mitch McConnell"
My computer froze
"...frog who got kissed and turned into an injury attorney..." 😅😅😅
Poor frog got downgraded.
I've been wondering for a long time- when is someone gonna tell trump what the "YMCA" guys really represent? I don't think it's what he thinks it is🤫
How would he know? America's biggest draft dodger was never "In the Navy."
And neither do a yuge(sic) portion of his fanbase, many of whom are racist and/or homophobic.
Tweetolini thinks they are young christian guys doing good ol american Jobs. 😂 😂 😂
Honestly, I've tried to laugh about that (among many things) since it happened, but unfortunately the ignorance is so strong, it's more concerning and sad than funny.
he plays it all the time at those rallies, it cracks me up big time. 🤣☮
“It’s not at all unclear …” ugh!
"It's an ad for inferior bleach 'cause those are a bunch of dull whites."
ROFL!
Uh-oh... I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.
Hello how are you doing today
How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?
@@richardkandle4289 I am well, thank you. And how are you?
I have a good job with great coworkers and an amazing family full of support and love... it's not ideal but it's FAR better than most. For that reason I count myself extremely lucky.
@@richardkandle4289 The weather is a bit humid but comfortable.
The red and orange sunset was something special! It's being caused by fires in California.
@@r-platt wow that’s nice to hear that you’re comfortable... I’m good and thanks for asking....do you mind me asking if you’re married ?