He once tripped over that exact same ledge so he constantly watches over it, his wage constantly waiting to boil over as soon as some random person successfully walks over the ledge. He seethes with jealousy at every single one that can do it, even the freaky clown. He just spends all of his time mocking people for being able to take a four inch drop.
People don't seem to recognize RT's genius. If someone is looking for a Hitman coming after them, they'd obviously suspect the guy in the suit before the guy dressed as a clown.
Imagine waking up hazy, and naked, and then you go to get some clothes and see a very upset looking man in your clothes with a gun standing right next to the outfit. Yeah. Id problably pretend i saw nothing too.
What my teachers expect me to do:*stream length* What I can "summarize" it to:*video length* For example this video in 12 words: Clown goes on rampage in hotel and kills evreyone with reckless abandon
And every anime with other nationalities have everyone voiced by a Japanese person speaking fluent Japanese (unless they're clearly meant to be a gaijin in Japan, in which case they'll have an exaggerated accent). It just makes it less of a pain for the developers.
Sir FancyPants Hitman: Silent Assassin, the second game chronologically, has italian, russian, japanese, arabic and other languages used by guards and civilians in the missions.
You destroyed cities with meteors, sold horrible paintings, trapped and killed innocent sims and made deadly roller coaster. All of this was alright. Killing Santa was not. Monster.
Oh, c'mon, Okabiz! Santa watches you while you sleep, watches while you masturbate, watches while you poop while on the toilet, and worst of all Santa watches you when you non-stop. He's the NSA, CIA, and TSA all rolled into one really.
@@skywise8 even worse, he records his judgements down in a list and actively compares you to everyone else, and God help you if he decides you're not good...
Guard 1:Huh. Is that Clown gonna use that helicopter? Guard 2:Most likely no- * helicopter flys away * Guard 1 and 2:...I'm taking a break/I'm getting lunch.
5:05 "he just got clothes from the cupboard I'm in" yeah i imagine he reached in for some extras and 47 handed them to him. He responds to the mysterious person with "thank you". a couple days later he hears that after he had been knocked out and his clothes taken, the perpetrator had hidden in the closet/cupboard he had gotten his clothes from. he has to spend millions in therapy to relieve his trauma of cupboards. some say he can still never be near closets/cupboards
4:38 I still love that the doctor just looked down and said "Hey wait a minute..." As if he can't quite place his finger on the fact that his clothes are missing. 😂
The random NPC dialogue when they see you acting suspicious of just the best. It's like they realize this is their moment in the spotlight, so they spout off the most overdramatic line they can think of.
4:58 I just imagine hitman just putting his hand out of the closet with the clothes and given them to the doctor saying “there you go” and the doctor like “oh thank you, now let me get back to work.”
the irish twitch streamer ignores all the other comments posted hours ago, but when a fellow irish is in the comment section, he has to heart it. -Commentist much?-
A man of art and delicate procedures like this deserves the highest award available to a man in his profession. Truly an inspiration to the hit man peers
omg 4:54 it's like one of those things where a guy absent mindedly reaches into the closet where a person is hiding from them, is handed clothes and he takes them and leaves without noticing. that's some scooby doo sh*t
4:56 I like to imagine that 47 just handed the suit through the crack in the door and the doctor just took it without questioning anything, maybe just saying something like "thank you, closet"
All i imagined when you were in the box at 2:02 That there'll somewhere... maybe sometime, an animated short and that box scene is a squished red wig with a damn red nose obviously protruding from the lid of the box. Just... "somethings not right, I can smell it".
i haven’t made it to a stream in a couple weeks due to some personal issues, but i made it to this one and i’m so happy i did. love ya rt. your videos always help.
I just found your channel a couple weeks ago and I'm really glad I did! Your videos are hilarious! It started with a Sims video and now I watch most all of them. Great stuff man!!
I've watched thousands of hours of UA-cam over the years and I'm subbed to about hundred channels. No one has made me laugh as much as you do. keep it up!
Why do you always stream late I came to the stream And the only thing I made it too Was you struggling with throwing a coin to get that guy to that place to get those clothes Next thing I see was the legendary hitman hiding in a closet BTW I do agree I would love to see an Irish nasa
Lady: "Gentlemen, Mr. Portman is with me. No need to bother him with unnecessary security measures." RT: **simultaneously choke holds Portman in front of security guards** ...You had _one_ job! 😂
I didn't go to clown college to be laughed at like this. I take my work very seriously
RTGame yep
sureeeee
I want to die
You are the definition of cute. Please keep taking your work as seriously as this. Thank you.
that doctor is actually superhuman
*jumps the smallest ledge*
Angered man: “oh look at that idiot, showing off”
'Should I make a call for you? Cause you need help'
I mean I was pretty impressed
He once tripped over that exact same ledge so he constantly watches over it, his wage constantly waiting to boil over as soon as some random person successfully walks over the ledge. He seethes with jealousy at every single one that can do it, even the freaky clown. He just spends all of his time mocking people for being able to take a four inch drop.
People don't seem to recognize RT's genius. If someone is looking for a Hitman coming after them, they'd obviously suspect the guy in the suit before the guy dressed as a clown.
Griffin1171 cause the clown is usually just the serial killer
He made himself so noticable that no one will think he is trying to go unnoticed, so no one will care about noticing him.
“You guys are stupid. See, there gonna be looking for army guys.
@@AndrewWilliams-g9t The inverse of David Mitchell theory
You idiots they're gonna be lookin for army guys
The ol' classic rule of stealth games:
There are no witnesses if everyone is dead
*No witnesses*
Who says that doesn't work in real life?
He Mike'd it.
+Discord Lexia - Not enough surprisingly stealthy exploding ducks.
mrcomp You can also say it as, “No one will notice, if there is no one to notice”
Quite a smart tactic, the guards are looking for hitmen, not clowns
"Ha.you guys are stupid,they'll be lookin for army men"
He went to the hospital because he was feeling funny
@Coby Pope I came here looking for the family guy reference , thank you 4 years later lmao
@@user_deleted5456 same xD
Hitman a serious game that needs peak perfect timing and-
RTGame: *punch everyone*
Critical shit
clown walks around expensive, _serious_ property.
*unsuspectable*
666th like
LuckyKat9 thanks for the necro
@@Kaan-Yaprak your welcome
@@yaboiren5003 fuck offfff
@@Kaan-Yaprak I don’t think I will
Imagine waking up hazy, and naked, and then you go to get some clothes and see a very upset looking man in your clothes with a gun standing right next to the outfit.
Yeah.
Id problably pretend i saw nothing too.
😂
You streamed this for like 2 hours and it was amazing the whole time and you somehow narrow it down to 10 minutes
What my teachers expect me to do:*stream length*
What I can "summarize" it to:*video length*
For example this video in 12 words:
Clown goes on rampage in hotel and kills evreyone with reckless abandon
I am sorry but is there any recording of the full stream that i could watch?
@@spring6066 perhaps on the rt archive channel?
Rt in a nutshell
_I have a red nose they will never identify me_
_Surely,these fools cannot spot me now!_
Yea they'll think he's Rudolph not hitman ;)
Hitman: Goes to countries all around the world.
Everyone speaks English in an American accent
It would be really interesting to see a game where you as a player have an advantage by knowing the languages of the location you're in.
And every anime with other nationalities have everyone voiced by a Japanese person speaking fluent Japanese (unless they're clearly meant to be a gaijin in Japan, in which case they'll have an exaggerated accent). It just makes it less of a pain for the developers.
Sir FancyPants
Hitman: Silent Assassin, the second game chronologically, has italian, russian, japanese, arabic and other languages used by guards and civilians in the missions.
Isn't the main character a cyborg though? He probably has a translator to decipher it all...
well in the other games they tried doing regional specific accents and it was... Mickey Rooney levels of offensive, so now they just stick to english
Always look for your light hearted videos. All of your videos always puts me in a good mood and I'm grateful that you don't take things too seriously
Sarah Nade Same here. They are so funny and when I get back from bad days I can just enjoy them
You destroyed cities with meteors, sold horrible paintings, trapped and killed innocent sims and made deadly roller coaster.
All of this was alright.
Killing Santa was not.
Monster.
Oh, c'mon, Okabiz! Santa watches you while you sleep, watches while you masturbate, watches while you poop while on the toilet, and worst of all Santa watches you when you non-stop. He's the NSA, CIA, and TSA all rolled into one really.
Not only does Santa watch you, he's also judging you the whole time
@@skywise8 even worse, he records his judgements down in a list and actively compares you to everyone else, and God help you if he decides you're not good...
that's what Krampus is for....
I like how the hand scanner at 1:28 literally just says "iie"「いいえ!!!」 (No!!!) instead of the imperative "tomare" 「止まれ!!!」(Stop!!!).
I didn’t know Pennywise was a hired hitman in his spare time. He’s gotta pay the bills somehow.
Lol hi
Yeah, taxes can really take a toll on someone
hey, balloons are not really free you know
What bills? He lives in the sewers.
William Falls the sewer is the most expensive house on the block
And that's the story of 'How RT Stole Christmas'
and then procedeed to destroy it
He killed Santa everyone! We are free from his slavery!
You have no idea how many times he whipped me for refusing to make toys like all the other elves!
Wheres ur pfp from
slayvery...ill show myself out
@@user-by9tw2ui3c Konosuba! (Also your name is very unique)
@@stephenmcginnis5488 Yeah, I just wanted to be a dentist!
Guard 1:Huh. Is that Clown gonna use that helicopter?
Guard 2:Most likely no-
* helicopter flys away *
Guard 1 and 2:...I'm taking a break/I'm getting lunch.
4:53
"Oh no I'm naked!"
*hand extends from closet holding lab coat*
"Gee thanks Mr Wardrobe!"
Parents: Santa isn't real
You: Why not?
Parents: Because RT killed him
Seriously is a hitman game that takes itself very serious
Truat us!
Game is a Game that games itself game
[Infinity Jeff Kaplan] I’m no grammar nazi but I have no idea what that sentence means
Could you stop nerfing Mercy?
@@GatsbyMusic Game is Game Game that Game game itself game.
Wait there’s clowns in Hitman? I need this game more than ever.
Go ahed it's free
game of the year edition
@@Kirbyte1 isnt only the first boat level and plane hangar level free or am i dumb
Cameron The Nerd well the christmas pack let’s you get sapienza for free too
then do it just do it
5:05 "he just got clothes from the cupboard I'm in" yeah i imagine he reached in for some extras and 47 handed them to him. He responds to the mysterious person with "thank you". a couple days later he hears that after he had been knocked out and his clothes taken, the perpetrator had hidden in the closet/cupboard he had gotten his clothes from. he has to spend millions in therapy to relieve his trauma of cupboards. some say he can still never be near closets/cupboards
9:48 I can't do this mission, it's impossi- *_*smash cut to RTGame attempting mission*_*
4:38 I still love that the doctor just looked down and said "Hey wait a minute..."
As if he can't quite place his finger on the fact that his clothes are missing. 😂
I can feel the seriousness radiating off of this video... is that why I have three eyes now?
How do i know what the colour purple smells like?
4:54
passes doctor suit "here you go sir"
"thank you"
"...wait a minute"
Just love that Wind Waker music in the background 😂
Obviously it’s a hyper realistic assassination simulation game originally developed for the yakuza hatsuka (assassination squad)
**sees a guy get choked unconscious**
“There’s someone goofin’ around.”
Agent 47 doesnt look cool when he is lying down. He looks like he's contemplating the life choices he's made.
How very serious this game is. Nobody should *not* take this game seriously because if they do I'll seriously get serious with them
SERIOUSLY???
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 *yes*
O h f u c k
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 *o h n o*
That sounds very serious, serious man, i think i seriously must reconsider my serious concepts
The random NPC dialogue when they see you acting suspicious of just the best. It's like they realize this is their moment in the spotlight, so they spout off the most overdramatic line they can think of.
4:58 I just imagine hitman just putting his hand out of the closet with the clothes and given them to the doctor saying “there you go” and the doctor like “oh thank you, now let me get back to work.”
Nice, I just found out you're Irish 😁 greetings from Shannon!
the irish twitch streamer ignores all the other comments posted hours ago, but when a fellow irish is in the comment section, he has to heart it. -Commentist much?-
phil the finadelphian does he have to heart every comment? lol snowflakeish much
@@anscriv wooooosh
@@gunseekers because it's an obvious joke.
you want fries with that _right over it went_
*Drops guy over edge of 10000 ft drop. *
*Goes in room right next to drop. *
“Oh I could’ve just hid him in here. “
“There’s hindsight for you. “
RT: Strangles chef to death
Chef while being choked: STOP DOING THAT, THATS EVIL, MAN
*SCARY CLOWN TRIES TO KILL YAKUZA'S AT 3 AM! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (IN DA MOUNTAINS) (ALMOST DIED) (NO CLICKBAIT)*
Zuzana Miškufová mmm gr8 title
@@sharlene4141 *NO CLICKBAIT*
@@RockhopperRio got it
*(HAD AN ORGY)*
@@shakirashipslied9721 This is too much ...
wow It (2017) is a lot different than i remember
A fate worse than death. Killed by RT as a hit man.
you mean RT The Dancing Clownman
Rt isn't a hit man he is clown
“Trust me miss, the fish is to die for”
The dislike is the guy on the toilet at 1:06
indeed.
*Reads title*
Press X to doubt.
*_x_*
*X*
x
X
Whoa sir, I see you all over ROTW and Melon's videos.
5:14 That was some serious Loony Toons level shenanigans.
A man of art and delicate procedures like this deserves the highest award available to a man in his profession. Truly an inspiration to the hit man peers
omg 4:54 it's like one of those things where a guy absent mindedly reaches into the closet where a person is hiding from them, is handed clothes and he takes them and leaves without noticing.
that's some scooby doo sh*t
2:37
Yes beginning of the fish attacks
title translation:
Clown man is a very laid-back game and we don't take it seriously
So pennywise the Hitman...
*I take it*
T i m e t o f l o a t
rt games you are the only youtuber that can make a joke with out youtube killing your channel
dr. Mario everyone’s just used to him.
0:44 lol the captions is perfectly timed (down the bottom it said of course
Nothing could possibly fit better than Outset Island. Brutal death with a hint of nostalgia.
*murders doctor*
Guard: “There’s someone goofing around”
I always get so happy when I hear the outset island theme, no matter the context. Now I want to play wind waker again.
The wind waker really makes this.
4:56 I like to imagine that 47 just handed the suit through the crack in the door and the doctor just took it without questioning anything, maybe just saying something like "thank you, closet"
"Look at that idiot showing off!"
I-I hopped a rock...
The doctor : yeah, i got clothes. There's a shirt, pants, oh hi hitman, socks--
You and Call me Kevin need to work together you're literally the same person
He is the prophet
All i imagined when you were in the box at 2:02
That there'll somewhere... maybe sometime, an animated short and that box scene is a squished red wig with a damn red nose obviously protruding from the lid of the box. Just... "somethings not right, I can smell it".
0:25 " *SiR yOu ArE bEhaVIng iMpROpeRly. PlEasE rEfrAiN fROm dOiNG thAT.* "
i haven’t made it to a stream in a couple weeks due to some personal issues, but i made it to this one and i’m so happy i did. love ya rt. your videos always help.
Hitman is a serious game
*sees clown in thumbnail*
5:05 Dr just thought it was a mirror. The likeness was uncanny!
Rip Robbie rotten
@@RockhopperRio No, he *is* #1
I just found your channel a couple weeks ago and I'm really glad I did! Your videos are hilarious! It started with a Sims video and now I watch most all of them. Great stuff man!!
8:27 stop doing that that’s evil man
Totally unrelated, but can I just say...THIS is how a game should do subtitles! None of that tiny shit that you can't see no matter the screen size.
I REALLY hope RT plans on buying Two Point Hospital.
Please.
I've watched thousands of hours of UA-cam over the years and I'm subbed to about hundred channels. No one has made me laugh as much as you do. keep it up!
Every assignment went perfectly well, immediately kill civilian for entertainment
1:27 Hes just standing there...MENACINGLY
Seth Everman Adventures continued.
3:26
HEY!
Your videos always make me happy whenever I feel down
I remember playing Hitman 2 Silent Assassin it was my all time favorite Hitman Game out of the series.
I just recently tried it out for the first time but its so much harder to do stealth than the new ones lol
0:56 Totally Worth it
1:21...What happens if I just stand here?
😂😂😂
When the president failed to lead a country and then becoming an assassin
Breaking News: Ousting of President RT resulted in him defecting to become an assassin. Some say he has defected to South Virginia.
nice video rt, glad to see that your new content style is pushing you so close to 1 million subscribers
The cheerful music coupled with witnessing a clown assassinating people is great cognitive dissonance
I thought you said assimilating for a second and let me tell you, that was quite a second
Your videos are consistently golden and I am SO glad I found your channel!
This deserves a double like !
1:38 It's no what it looks like! he's choking!
Why do you always stream late
I came to the stream
And the only thing I made it too
Was you struggling with throwing a coin to get that guy to that place to get those clothes
Next thing I see was the legendary hitman hiding in a closet
BTW I do agree
I would love to see an Irish nasa
6:33 oh, we could have just hidden him in here.
9:55 Ho Ho Homicide
1:05 me screaming "*the disguise is sitting on that goddang counter right there*"
I cant do it it’s the hardest mission in game.........
GOTCHA SNAP HIS NECK
This stream was actually amazing, a true work of art.
I'd like to see you play call of duty or some first person shooter I don't know why
Its really no surprise that your channel is growing so quickly. Your videos are always great fun to watch.
8:08 James is my friend. This confused me
I love the calm music it really matches everytime you killed someone
clowns rise up
We are CLOWNS
My response to somebody getting murdered would also be "someones goofin around" 10/10 writing
Where is the minecraft survival RT? HUH??? WHERE IS IT???!!!
*man choked out and dumped in the middle of the floor* "someone's goofin around >:|"
excellent writing
*S* *E* *R* *I* *O* *U* *S*
*S T E V E N*
Lady: "Gentlemen, Mr. Portman is with me. No need to bother him with unnecessary security measures."
RT: **simultaneously choke holds Portman in front of security guards**
...You had _one_ job! 😂