@Glitcher2000 I mean are stairs not escalators of a certain variety? Also I was playing video games while watching this/making these comments so I barely know what's going on
@@umcThunder72 "I like the escalator, man, 'cause the escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs - Sorry for the Convenience'." - Mitch Hedberg
Not watching the stream makes you miss the amazing moments where RT tells chat to not be stupid when it suggests a perfectly safe way to kill a man and then proceds to run into armed gaurds shooting at him after he killed a man right in front of them with no cover.
@@Chameleonred5 those are quite literally the moments i watch vods for do you know HOW many cool moments you'll miss if you just watch the edited down video? a lot m8!
@@hallaloth3112 yeah, i guess. still, op's comment isn't really about that and you together with Chameleonred5 kinda hijacked the replies and have driven them off topic.
What makes your comment even better is that a good assassin would be like a ghost. Never heard of an never seen. So Dan saying "But you have heard of me" implies his worse then just a regular old terrible assassin.
@@Justacheese that is the one thing that always got me about hitman games openings introducing agent 47 as the most famous and feared assassin in the world or whatever terms they use but it seems bad everyone knows to look for this specific guy😭
@@JubioHDX Which in turn makes it funnier whenever his obvious barcode is in full view. Then it just seems like every NPC in the game is a complete dumbass for failing to notice it 😂
Something about Dan’s play style in Hitman is so unnerving. That one mission where he murdered pretty much everyone and hid their countless bodies could have made a great horror movie. And his carefree vibes as he does the most horrifying things creeps me the hell out. And don’t even get me started on the clown costume.
All these people here are gonna have nightmares of salad and scrambled eggs again as they slowly hear the blues calling and approaching to their location
Freelancer: Provides you with tools so that you can actually manage to complete the campaign RT: Wow lethal poison! I think I will put it away and go into the mission with nothing at all.
The fact the very first level his target was directly next to the spawn location astonished me, I have never seen a syndicate mission in hitman be so easy.
1: I would love to see you do more freelancer. 2: There are items in the safe house that always respond. Such as a banana in the kitchen and a stethoscope in the medical room.
I know IO says this mode is supposed to be about ultra stealth and experience but 9 out of 10 times just killing the person and running is the safest method
how most people play freelancer: " what? we don't know who the target is? guess I better find em. " my plans playing freelancer: " what? we don't know who the target is? guess I better guess and check. "
That is literally what i was doing when i started playing Freelancer mode. Climbing around the whole palace to elude my pursuers, spawning in an operating table surrounded by hostiles... And no matter the mission, i totally made it so much worse for myself by mistake. And once you are caught choking a butler or something, just run away blindly and hope the next room is not a dead end or full of hostile duded with shotguns.
Oh my god I was rewatching the old videos just a few hours ago and was wondering when you were going to play Freelancer! I'm hyped for this, it's a great gamemode!
i have over 400 hours in the new hitman trilogy and i can say that i need to really start rethinking my strategies after seeing dan masterfully win by hanging on a ledge
Freelancer is both addictive AF and frustrating at the same time lol. Ive lost 3 legendary sniper rifles because of ''early alzheimer'' creeping in! Also lost full stacks of the toolkits because of similar related issues and countless other tools and objects because i forgot to pick em up after i threw em at someone!
There's something inherently wrong about seeing hitman in a hospital bed with diana going "Don't worry, you'll get them next time".. Part of what made the series, and by extension hitman so cool, was the absolute perfectionism.. In every game, when you die, you DIE, as to imply hitman has literally performed every single assassination perfectly, because he's just that damn good.. Seeing him nurse his wounds in a medical room and given a shitty pep talk by diana just feels stupid.. It breaks that whole concept of perfectionism, and just makes hitman seem like "just some dude who 'tries' to assassinate people".. It'd be like if you played a game about batman, but you had the option to straight-up kill one of the bad guys, as in literally shoot him with a gun or snap his neck, and then you hear robin over a radio-comm go "I-it's okay batman.. That guy had it comin'.. But you probably shouldn't do that again."
Hit That Man
Hide That Body
Great work, RT! I loved watching that stream!
See you soon.
Hide from that body
@@bigpete7240 kinda just stole my original reply didn’t ya…..o well I’ve changed mine
@@Soul_404. I apologize, I have now changed my original reply as well
Rt leaving the bank calmly while the guards shoot him furiously was sucha youtube moment
do check out some hitman blood money gameplay, somehow you can calmly walk away while getting shot at and still get perfect score
@@antcmo_2that sounds really cool, ngl.
I dunno I thought it was pretty youtube
those guards were such youtubes
You’re being pretty youtube about it
"I need to stealthily get your disguise," he declared as he crouched to throw punches at a businessman tumbling down an escalator
“Escalator”? Is that what you call stairs?
@@Glitcher2000 one of them fancy stationary escalators
@Glitcher2000 I mean are stairs not escalators of a certain variety? Also I was playing video games while watching this/making these comments so I barely know what's going on
@@ruptakruptak439 stairs are not escalators but escalators are stairs
@@umcThunder72 "I like the escalator, man, 'cause the escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs - Sorry for the Convenience'." - Mitch Hedberg
Not watching the stream makes you miss the amazing moments where RT tells chat to not be stupid when it suggests a perfectly safe way to kill a man and then proceds to run into armed gaurds shooting at him after he killed a man right in front of them with no cover.
It also lets us miss the dull moments where nothing happens for minutes at a time.
But those are the best parts.
@@Chameleonred5 those are quite literally the moments i watch vods for
do you know HOW many cool moments you'll miss if you just watch the edited down video?
a lot m8!
@@generallyunimportant Sadly, not all of us have the time. We like highlights!
@@hallaloth3112 yeah, i guess.
still, op's comment isn't really about that and you together with Chameleonred5 kinda hijacked the replies and have driven them off topic.
"You have got to be the worst assassin I have ever heard of"
Dan: "But you have heard of me"
What makes your comment even better is that a good assassin would be like a ghost.
Never heard of an never seen. So Dan saying "But you have heard of me" implies his worse then just a regular old terrible assassin.
He says this while the manor behind him is up in flames
@@Justacheese that is the one thing that always got me about hitman games openings introducing agent 47 as the most famous and feared assassin in the world or whatever terms they use but it seems bad everyone knows to look for this specific guy😭
@@JubioHDX Which in turn makes it funnier whenever his obvious barcode is in full view.
Then it just seems like every NPC in the game is a complete dumbass for failing to notice it 😂
Something about Dan’s play style in Hitman is so unnerving. That one mission where he murdered pretty much everyone and hid their countless bodies could have made a great horror movie. And his carefree vibes as he does the most horrifying things creeps me the hell out. And don’t even get me started on the clown costume.
Truly harrowing
Pretty UA-cam of him
Always a good day when Dan uploads hitman
Propper UA-cam day indeed
I would believe you if it was any other day than today
As a man who has 200 hours on hitman World of Assassination, this video is truly what all pro players should strive to be
I have over 3000 and can confirm, this is peak assassin form
As an irl assassin, I learned so much from RT, I can be nothing but an incomplete imitation of his talent
I got the number wrong, like, way wrong, it’s actually like 1500 hours 😭
I hope you're being sarcastic
@@Invisibletoday yes thats the point
OMG I love at 9:10 you see he ACTUALLY killed the surgeon with him ragdolling off the cable car!
All these people here are gonna have nightmares of salad and scrambled eggs again as they slowly hear the blues calling and approaching to their location
So no one told you life was gonna be this way... [4 gunshots in rapid succession]
BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
P I V O T
I
V
O
T
I wonder if the party guests were just watching 47 Spider-Manning around the mansion and thinking "nah, we won't alert the guards. Let him have this."
Never did I think that today I would be watching a psychopath in a clown costume murder people in plain sight and get away with it
Sorry but... It's *plain
@@hypermaeonyx4969 pain*
Much scarier than when they do it in car sight, or, god forbid, boat sight
@@dumblenutz5561 I anguish the day they do it in train sight
Humanity isn’t ready for when it happens in helicopter sight
1:30
To be fair, Clowns are pretty scary.
Especially when one is trying to assassinate you
RT's computer crashing is my favourite new running gag.
Freelancer: Provides you with tools so that you can actually manage to complete the campaign
RT: Wow lethal poison! I think I will put it away and go into the mission with nothing at all.
go in with a briefcase filled with fish when available*
The fact the very first level his target was directly next to the spawn location astonished me, I have never seen a syndicate mission in hitman be so easy.
If RT says he has a plan while playing this game, you know you are in for a wild ride
The fact that Diana hypes up agent 47 while he youtubes everything up is hilarious
I love that whatever the mission is RT will ALWAYS wear a clown costume.
Good to see Dan playing Hitman again. I missed these videos
Well done, RT. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
11:26 "put your hands over your head" as he dangles from a ledge, hands clearly as far above his head as they can go.
I stand by saying that RT would be the best protagonist for a spy/hitman/assasin movie if he talked like he does on Hitman
Syndicate leaders:* all dead after clown visit*
Syndicate leaders:" Oh look a clown"
Your videos never fail to make me happy
Same my guy
11:30 "Put your hands over your head!"
He's hanging from a ledge. His hands are over his head.
I started rewatching RTs Hitman series literally 2 days ago because I missed it and now we’re blessed with new content. It is a good day
1: I would love to see you do more freelancer.
2: There are items in the safe house that always respond. Such as a banana in the kitchen and a stethoscope in the medical room.
I know IO says this mode is supposed to be about ultra stealth and experience but 9 out of 10 times just killing the person and running is the safest method
The only way that’s safe is if you already have an escape route in mind and are certain you’ve got the right suspect
11:26 “put your hands over your head!” Strictly speaking, sir, they already are.
I guess I’m watching this now. I meant to click something else but the notification did a mister president. No complaining mind you.
I hate it when that happens lol.
That’s a real UA-cam moment
Me: Playing mobile game, going to tap the top of my screen
Notification: *allow me to introduce myself*
What did you mean to click?
I love "master of stealth". It made me laugh way too much.
how most people play freelancer: " what? we don't know who the target is? guess I better find em. "
my plans playing freelancer: " what? we don't know who the target is? guess I better guess and check. "
This mode is so good, it's SO tense sometimes. And it makes the music actually add to how tense it is instead of being comical.
11:37 is the definition of a paranoid guard 😂😂😂
The rainbow socks at the beginning of the first shot of Hitman dude was such a perfect reverse UA-cam moment
12:28 "how can no one stop this guy" after dying on about 50% of the previous missions.
That is literally what i was doing when i started playing Freelancer mode. Climbing around the whole palace to elude my pursuers, spawning in an operating table surrounded by hostiles... And no matter the mission, i totally made it so much worse for myself by mistake. And once you are caught choking a butler or something, just run away blindly and hope the next room is not a dead end or full of hostile duded with shotguns.
“Get your hands over your head!”
They say to 47, who is literally hanging from his hands and they are already above his head.
9:14 the target actually falls off the edge of the poatform while hes escaping
The First Kill is a way to say sorry for all the Crashes from the last time
This is the video I've been waiting for. Dan playing Hitman Freelancer, what could possibly go wrong?
Guards "Where is he !? Is he flanking us ??"
Hitman (hanging desperately on the ledge)
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I love that Dan starts every single mission in a clown costume. Truly a UA-cam move.
RT is a master, and and doesn't know what he's doing at the exact same time.😂
"good evening" *the irish man says, casually dragging the corpse of his target*
Seeing that outfit is so nostalgic to me
Listening to the background characters speak is incredibly funny every time
One of these days, RT will learn the concept of ‘stealth’.
4:15 "Now get the UA-cam out of my face."
After just losing my two parakeets today this video is helping me feel better.
This is why I love Hitman. You can be really good at it, or then you can be, well…this, and it’s still entertaining.
Oh my god I was rewatching the old videos just a few hours ago and was wondering when you were going to play Freelancer! I'm hyped for this, it's a great gamemode!
Hitman 3 is like golf. Your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible
not only that, but depending on the moment, it also involves throwing a golf ball at someone.
this stream was so much fun, it got me back into hitman :D
I've run the numbers, and this is a certified RumbleTumbleGame classic
I just started playing hit man and it brings a smile to my face to see RT play
UA-cam totally didn't put this in my notifications or recommended. I've got a feeling the multi billion dollar company is holding some grudges
The return of the clown king and his mighty fish caliber
"Is he flanking us?"
*Mocks the idea of flanking them*
*Proceeds to actually flank them*
Fuck, that whole ledge jumping scene was hilarious
This is like watching my father play Hitman. He didn't know for 200 hours you could pick up briefcases.
i have over 400 hours in the new hitman trilogy and i can say that i need to really start rethinking my strategies after seeing dan masterfully win by hanging on a ledge
I forgot that youtube was a thing until 4:20. I love that Dan is being a UA-cam and using it as a censor.
Every single hitman video RT makes is gold
9:10 you can CLEARLY see the target’s body fall from an undisclosed height, this is a mission success because like gravity kills people too
I have come to the conclusion that the fish is the best weapon in the game
"I'm allergic to clowns, sorry"
"so you have chosen Death"
8:11
here you can see RT kill a person, then promptly grab a banana.
I just witnessed a master of stealth at work, truly wonderful stuff
RT made fun of the guards for thinking he was gonna flank them and then proceeded to flank them
the hitman known as rumble tumble games has returned.
This mode actually makes me play like RT. Whenever things go wrong, time to get the assault rifle out.
Oh my god the body falling at 9:10
Finally the hitman content we were missing
every single time, an rt hitman game never fails to make me laugh
A flawless masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever is precisely the sort of flawlessness I'd expect from a flawless masterpiece
I just started rewatching the hitman playlist of yours
RT's hitman video never fails to give me a laugh
9:10 you can see the body he just unalived falling lmao!
6:23 At this point, you take the shotgun out hide in a corner and rack every guard that runs at you
Freelancer is both addictive AF and frustrating at the same time lol.
Ive lost 3 legendary sniper rifles because of ''early alzheimer'' creeping in!
Also lost full stacks of the toolkits because of similar related issues and countless other tools and objects because i forgot to pick em up after i threw em at someone!
"Now get the [UA-cam] out of my face. Like I said, I'm really sorry." has the same energy as "I'd like to apologize."
been waiting for more rt hitman!
I love you hitman videos!
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the UA-cam.
There's something inherently wrong about seeing hitman in a hospital bed with diana going "Don't worry, you'll get them next time"..
Part of what made the series, and by extension hitman so cool, was the absolute perfectionism.. In every game, when you die, you DIE, as to imply hitman has literally performed every single assassination perfectly, because he's just that damn good..
Seeing him nurse his wounds in a medical room and given a shitty pep talk by diana just feels stupid.. It breaks that whole concept of perfectionism, and just makes hitman seem like "just some dude who 'tries' to assassinate people"..
It'd be like if you played a game about batman, but you had the option to straight-up kill one of the bad guys, as in literally shoot him with a gun or snap his neck, and then you hear robin over a radio-comm go "I-it's okay batman.. That guy had it comin'.. But you probably shouldn't do that again."
Whenever I see him walk into that bank I hear the blues a callin
Spooderman, Spooderman,
Shoots whatever a spooder can
Welcome back RT, your targets are confirmed I will leave you to prepare although we know you won’t
Nice to see rt play hitman again
That was an absolutely UA-cam performance, Dan!
there’s that clown suit i missed so much
Glad to be featured in the video
Oh god how long I have waited for the hitman collection to bless me again
btw, you can get a bunch of mercers on new york by opening the safe and pulling the server rack and grabbing the coins
"Where is he? Is he flanking us?"
1:51 lol!
Me: hates violence, murder, blood and people dying
Me when rt: im fine!
I dont get how but your muffinin around makes it fine to my brain..
SUPER NICE, love seeing Hitman again