You’re at a party, drinking and talking to friends, the air was chilly and you were slightly drunk. You see a piece of red, moving beside an open door. Santa comes through the door with an axe, blood still dripping. Instead of expecting Santa’s arrival, the guards start shooting, but Santa quickly takes them down while yelling in an Irish accent. You’re scared for your life and cower in fear, Santa comes over to you, bloody and exhausted, still yelling. He kills all of your friends before moving onto you, a sharp, dull pain goes through your head and you feel weak, collapsing to the ground and slowly letting death consume you. Seems like Santa didn’t get his cookies this year.
But before you were hit in the head, he whispers in your ear. _”Watch the next video. Or else.”_ He then hits you in the head with the axe, and your vision slowly fades to black as you hear him yelling in an Irish accent. You know what he’s signing. You hear him sing _”Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.. West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads...”_
"That did-" (Guy walks in) "HEY YOU, STOP!" *casually throws axe in his head.* (Continues to talk) "That, that didn't happen. That didn't happen if you're watching on UA-cam." Oh RT...
@@aaronrichards2842 Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads All my memories, gather round her Modest lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads
... "It was the night before christmas and all through the mansion Not a creature was stirring no man left standing people were hung on the chimney with care covered in strands of saint nick's bloody beard hair that's why i love watching your streams RT
Santa enter in people houses... and he got shoot a couple of times so the elves create him a magic belt that teleport him away when someone shoot at him. Sadly, this only work for guns.
You better not cry You better not try You better not struggle I'm telling you why Santa clause is killing in town... He stalks you when you're sleeping He kills you when you're awake He knows his axe is drenched in blood So hide! for goodness sakes
_Santa made a new punishment for the naughty list, instead of coal, you get an axe to the face!_ _Gonna be real here, I think this way is much better and more effective of getting rid of naughty people._
I love how you put the goddamn animal crossing music in the background as you were chopping at people with your festive axe. Really sets the mood, doesn't it?
♪Stain the halls with blood of RT's prey♪ ♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪ ♪'Tis the season to ruin everyone's day♪ ♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪
@@thewanderers97 if I uploaded it to my channel, is that perfectly ok woulda think? I don't monetize, especially on my old channel...so it's probably ok, right? Especially if I say it's his stream and not mine
I'm so glad I made it for the live stream of this, there were so many beautiful shenanigans that youtube just won't allow and this video barely scratches the surface of the insane man that RT really is
Noah Simonson he played happy Christmas music while he tried to kill every guard in the mansion. It was so beautiful. The best song was Jackson Five's Christmas song while he was in a firefight with about 20 guards.
"he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows how to murder you with out a trace in sight. you better watch out, you better think twice,that list is growing every night, of children he slays with might"
This looks like a beautiful sequel to The Santa Claus. (looks at the back of the movie DVD case, shows a bunch of scenes where Santa causes genocide and chops heads)
Krampus: “Yo bro I’m sick, could you do a couple things for me?”
Santa Claus: “HO HO I GOT U”
HO HO HOMOCIDE
*"I don't like your face."*
*Immediately suspicious*
racism in a nutshell?
It's the season of giving...
*RT GIVES US DEATH*
Christmas funny moments
*LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED*
ANGEL OF DEATH
On the first day of christmas RT gave to me
A candied freaking crowbar to my intestines :P
Country rooooooaaaaads take me hooooooooome...
You’re at a party, drinking and talking to friends, the air was chilly and you were slightly drunk. You see a piece of red, moving beside an open door. Santa comes through the door with an axe, blood still dripping. Instead of expecting Santa’s arrival, the guards start shooting, but Santa quickly takes them down while yelling in an Irish accent. You’re scared for your life and cower in fear, Santa comes over to you, bloody and exhausted, still yelling. He kills all of your friends before moving onto you, a sharp, dull pain goes through your head and you feel weak, collapsing to the ground and slowly letting death consume you. Seems like Santa didn’t get his cookies this year.
U should be a writer
Would be a good Christmas thriller story.
Seems like a pretty boring Christmas this year
But before you were hit in the head, he whispers in your ear. _”Watch the next video. Or else.”_ He then hits you in the head with the axe, and your vision slowly fades to black as you hear him yelling in an Irish accent. You know what he’s signing. You hear him sing _”Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.. West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads...”_
"A sharp, dull pain"
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good.
*_So be good for goodness sake_*
Buckowens Aka some random guy, Is that a threat?!
This song suddenly become more threatening
You better watch out
You better watch out
_You Better Watch Out_
_You BettEr wAtCH ouT_
*_You better watch out_*
*_YOU BETTER WATCH OUT_*
And
*YOU BETTER NOT CRY*
TEARS MAKE THE *AXE* SLIPPERY
He's making a hit list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna make sure you're bloody and sliced
SANTA CLAWS IS COMMIN' TO TOWN
He sees you when your screaming
He knows when you're breathing
He knows if you've been killed or not so be dead for goodness sake.
@Emre Sengul AAAA
He'll ensure you're eternally sleeping
His axe guarantees you'll never wake
You know it's the end
So just die for Santa's sake
Sandy Claws
If you're naughty, Santa will give you an axe to your head.
I legit read it as "Santa will give head to your axe."
So he's the Anti-Christ?
It's time for Santa to axe the questions.
@@cheesecakelasagna
What the hell? 😂
@@cheesecakelasagna honestly I kinda wanna see how good Santa's he- er, axe game is.
Putting up 100$ for the minimum amount of blood drops
2:45
Santa: falls off an edge from 30 feet
Random guy: someones been hurt. I’m gonna go see if I can help.
No santas body almost crushed a man who was down there
U can tell by the *non target killed* and he had already killed santa with a neck snap.
Well, at least there's 105 less people on the naughty list next year
@「 OKAY 」 So be good for your own sake.
Welp too late for me, I've already been naughty.
6999999895 left to go!
Now 131 people who hate Santa... Ridiculous!
SeaGL Gaming thanks for the count
Santa's beard is only white because Santa found constantly cleaning the blood out of his beard after Christmas to be a hassle, so he bleaches it.
Figures...
Comet240 he doesn’t even bother with his clothes
"That did-"
(Guy walks in)
"HEY YOU, STOP!"
*casually throws axe in his head.*
(Continues to talk)
"That, that didn't happen. That didn't happen if you're watching on UA-cam."
Oh RT...
Instead of coal in their stockings, it’s going to be what’s left of the parents.
I dont think rt would spare the children if he had the chance. The stocking just might be a family value pack
All of this is great.
POV the Duolingo Bird
He should start adding a kill counter to his videos
it'd be in the billions considering what he did to all of europe in cities skylines.
@@aaronrichards2842 Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
To every single video of his. On every single video, there should be a, "Killed this game session," and a, "Killed in total," counter
@@wx7fm that would be a lot of deaths to calculate
@The Omega Blade what you're thinking of is an ongoing kill counter... I like it
Politicians: " Videogames cause violence!"
Rtgame: I can explain
The "Watch another video. Or else." Felt especially threatening after this particular video...
Shenanigans Cat It gets more and more threatening with each video
*It becomes more and more like whatever happened in the video will happen to you*
I love how there’s just Animal Crossing music casually playing in the background as RT murders everyone! XD
Shadow Kitten you clearly haven’t played animal crossing a lot... it’s toy day 🤦🏼♀️
Skyla Purrs that’s the christmas day music from AC lol
There was Christmas music
Well he is technically a criminal, breaking into people’s houses
Your gay
/r washdasher ha funny time ahh it not obkous nor funy jok
Ha ha I'm try to harder
Ha
Hmm
India
Santa no give our presunt to you
Someone’s halls are getting DECKED
HA! 😂😂😂
As RT is Giving the Naughty a time to be WRECKED
Chistoph Ludwig Von Stille I know u stole that from tumblr
@@missingindy it's more of a reference than it being stolen
@@atrapdr6251 He HAS! 😂😂😂
_Deck the halls with blood and organs_
What's that supposed to mean? Jingle bells shotgun shells
Fa-la-la-la-la, La,-la-la-la-laaaaa!
Scootadooloodood axes in head
_Plenty_ _of_ _bodies_ _for_ _the_ _harvest_
FALALALALA-LALA-LA-LA
...
"It was the night before christmas
and all through the mansion
Not a creature was stirring
no man left standing
people were hung on the chimney with care
covered in strands of saint nick's bloody beard hair
that's why i love watching your streams RT
69 nice
Home Alone 7 looks great
Actually, it would be Home Alone 6.
Home alone 47
@Stefan Brockelbank Is this an inside joke that I'm missing?
Home alone 76
N U K E
T H E
S U R V I V O R S
If there are any
This is the prequel to Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage.
FreeToPlay Scout this is the origin story.
*shoots at santa*
*santa teleports*
“WHAT?”
Santa enter in people houses...
and he got shoot a couple of times so the elves create him a
magic belt that teleport him away when someone shoot at him.
Sadly, this only work for guns.
*Teleports behind*
"Ho ho ho..."
@@TrolledBy NANII?
santa
more like sans
“Omea wa, Merry Christmas-su shinderu”
at first i read the title but i didn't read the last 2 words
Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? So, how many have you got already?
Congrats on 90,000 subs
So you didn’t read "in hitman"?
@@PugnaciousProductions dazza joke
CheesecakeLasagna oh. cuz Kevin kills everything whenever he gets the chance.
i didnt see "in hitman" for a second there and for some reason didnt bat an eye
Amber Law it’s just that common now
I thought it was FO76 and was severely disappointed in RT for giving $20 to Bethesda.
Who knew surfing the internet for to long could desensitized a man.
You better not cry
You better not try
You better not struggle
I'm telling you why
Santa clause is killing in town...
He stalks you when you're sleeping
He kills you when you're awake
He knows his axe is drenched in blood
So hide! for goodness sakes
There have been a lot of naughty people this year...
How to properly clean your metal computer wow ur early
Wow hi
So good to see you
Like the people who created UA-cam Rewind 2018
U the flappy bird guy?
The fact Animal Crossing music is playing makes this so amusing.
@Lucy Cooke This was over a year ago... And it says in the description. "Music is Animal Crossing New Leaf - Toy Day" And it mainly plays at the end.
@Lucy Cooke It is though
Most youtubers for a Xmas special play a Christmas game
Or do a Xmas vlog or something
But RT
Instead murders people while dressed as Santa
I love it
Nerdcubed did too
5:20 I like how that one guard just sees what happens and is goes "nahhh" and runs away lmao
_Santa made a new punishment for the naughty list, instead of coal, you get an axe to the face!_
_Gonna be real here, I think this way is much better and more effective of getting rid of naughty people._
bUt OnLy ThE gUaRdS
Taffychips That’s pretty much the plot of Silent Night: Deadly Night
Deathnote anyone?
Been stuck in this “watch another video or else” for about 7 hours now
It's been over a year for me at this point... I haven't seen the sun in a while...
Pro tip: You can eatch someone else's video without a warning like thatbas he never specified which video.
Santa’s dementia is kicking in. He’s forgotten the meaning of Christmas.
He's lost his mind! Someone get a straight-jacket and call the insane asylum quick!
Michael Mao they can’t get to him he’s killing everyone who trys!
*remembered
Joel Haggis perfect reply.
“Santa very clearly came out of this room, murdered a guy with an axe”😂😂 amazing!!!
*🦀 CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED 🦀*
First reply
Nah it’s only just begun
christmas is gone!
That sniper is a bloody spy!
@@bornofpixels obama is gone!
I demand the Jackson 5 clip!!
*MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL*
And a happy new year
That's offensive, don't call us filthy animals, I am very clean, I take showers, sure it's in shit, but I do take showers
0:13 OOOOOHHHHHHhhhhh
So THAT’S how Santa gets to every house so quickly
Damn, you really jingled their bells
*balls
He jingled their jangles
6:22
Head cut in two
"ouch"
Now I know what happens to people on Santa’s naughty list
0:57: TFW you feel like something is chasing you so you start climbing 2 stairs at a time.
Christmas roads, take me home
North polee,mountain snow
Take me home, Christmas roads!
“We got a shot off on Santa”
That is my new favorite sentence
How extensive is the naughty list?
kazooboi_ even Santa is on it now
😂
||-//
There is no naughty list anymore... they’re all dead
kazooboi_ long enough for Santa to let krampas do the job this year
5:50 IT’S RAININ’ MEN
I had a dream that the Sonic comic used the term “normie” regularly
that sounds epic
kool
Rad
so groovy I had to comment a second time.
That was out of context but okay! 👍🏼
I love how you put the goddamn animal crossing music in the background as you were chopping at people with your festive axe. Really sets the mood, doesn't it?
The Christmas is near and here i saw a santa killing people
In real life?
9:30
Guard: if you don’t come out *right now*-
Stabby Clause: Comes out just to axe him
Santa was tired of giving people happiness, so instead he became a hitman
It's like giving naughty people coal for christmas, but instead of coal you jam an axe into their forehead.
More like a mass killer...
That’s not a hit man but a mass murderer
*Santa Teleports*
"You should have gone for the head"
He knows when you're sleeping; he knows you're awake
This was the first time I had the opportunity to tune into an RT stream, and it was honestly amazing!
"Santa needs an UZI"
Have you heard the Weird Al song "The Night Santa Went Crazy"?
If so, this is an accurate reenactment of what happened in that song.
No reindeer bits though... 7/10, might watch again.
Did anyone notice that Santa had an “Illegal Weapon”.
Santa... what were you doing?
♪Stain the halls with blood of RT's prey♪
♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪
♪'Tis the season to ruin everyone's day♪
♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪
🎵Jingle Bells, Santa kills.🎵
🎵Santa murdering all the way!🎵
🎵Oh what fun Santa has storing the bodies on a one horse open sleigh!🎵
🎵Hey!🎵
Man this is the first stream of his I watched and now I realize how much is cut from it XD
@The Omega Blade ... would it be wrong if I...had footage of the part he said wouldn't be on UA-cam?
@@JulyTheNeon DELIVER THE GOODS
@@thewanderers97 if I uploaded it to my channel, is that perfectly ok woulda think? I don't monetize, especially on my old channel...so it's probably ok, right? Especially if I say it's his stream and not mine
I'm so glad I made it for the live stream of this, there were so many beautiful shenanigans that youtube just won't allow and this video barely scratches the surface of the insane man that RT really is
Ladies and gents this is what happens when your naughty on Christmas
*you get shot/stabbed to death*
You're
6:03 it's rainin men
Halaluia
Those who didn’t watch the stream missed out
how so?
Noah Simonson he played happy Christmas music while he tried to kill every guard in the mansion. It was so beautiful. The best song was Jackson Five's Christmas song while he was in a firefight with about 20 guards.
link to twitch vod?
@@maxjamon3915 ok, thank you.
@@maxjamon3915 i should be able to find it, but a link would be so much easier. yes please, if it's not too much of a bother.
“Dang it, Santa! I said you need to bring your sleigh, not bring your axe to slay!”
Santa came early What does he wan-
5:06 is like a slasher
You could upload the 5mins of pure death to yt
Haha, I love the dark play on the classic Christmas rhyme “The Night Before Christmas”.
This Christmas RTGame
doesn't have a wish list
he's got a hit list
and on the top of it is saint Nicolas
Alphie1007 Stolen from Danny Gonzalez 0/10
@@videogamemusic2962 Dude, it's a joke
Alphie1007 yeah, but you shouldn’t steal things
Home Alone but the other way around.
Seems like the massacre with the Santa outfit while christmas music is playing in the background couldn't get here.
He's Injured! Follow the milk-and-cookie scented blood!
Silent night, hitman addition
"he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows how to murder you with out a trace in sight. you better watch out, you better think twice,that list is growing every night, of children he slays with might"
When can we get the montage of RT killing everyone with Santa Clause is Coming to Town? It will probably be his most loved video
So if you're naughty, Santa comes down your chimney and kills you. Sleep tight.
*santa is done with little timmy's bs and has decided that coal isnt enough*
3:51 had me dead
I was happily listening to the Toy Day music while listening to murder in the background-
During the stream The part where the music was playing was a jam
I love how the targets are named after the robbers in Home Alone
Ozzy they are ?! That’s so awesome
@@SaadTheGlad yeah one of em's called harry and the other one's called marv
You and Call me Kevin.
You two are the blast of Npcs.
Santa bathes in everyone's blood this year
“Is there any guards left I think I killed them all”
Me when I enter a restricted area in watchdogs 2
"Your Missile Toe is no match for my TOW Missile!'
Oh boy do I just love getting in the holiday spirit
When Santa gunned down all those people on RT’s twitch the audio got muted for a few minutes so you did not miss anything
I found my 4 year old niece watching this.... now he says that Santa is a bad guy
“Niece” and “he”... hold on a second something doesn’t add up here.
Bryan Sollberger oh shit yeah you’re right I meant the other one
"niece"
"he"
what
*_Santa's Slay 2: The Gift That Keeps On Giving_*
*Malus Necessarium* you did what you had to RT.
welcome to Santa's amazing killing spree of the century
You: kills a bunch of people with a axe as Santa on a game
UA-cam: well time to *DEMONITIZE*
Here's Santa!
The Shining reference because Santa is literally an Ax-Murderer lol
It’s gonna be a red Christmas
This looks like a beautiful sequel to The Santa Claus.
(looks at the back of the movie DVD case, shows a bunch of scenes where Santa causes genocide and chops heads)
Weird.... this popped up on my feed at the perfect time
I love how it was through this video that we learned that the guards don't respawn
this is giving me flashbacks of silent deadly night
*Santa's Slay laughing in the distance as he points out that, "You're next."*
Silent Night Deadly Night 6; RT’s Comin’!
i watched this whole stream and i can guaranty there was absolutely no christmas music rampages what-so-ever ;);););)
The sound of RT’s axe splitting people’s skulls open... was actually REALLY satisfying