Roadmap of the Post-Apocalyptic U.S. Part 1: Alabama to Mississippi (ASMR)

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  • @gigan22
    @gigan22 7 років тому +2054

    I chuckled when he got to Michigan and started with "avoid Flint and the entire Detroit area." That's good advice when not in an apocalyptic situation.

    • @jacobswiftlathers
      @jacobswiftlathers 7 років тому +31

      gigan22 sad to hear that the place i live grand rapids is a X i was like come on

    • @gigan22
      @gigan22 7 років тому +24

      officer grimes200 That's where I am too. I'm not surprised tbh. This place would definitely be toast.

    • @SuperCommando48
      @SuperCommando48 7 років тому +29

      gigan22 Avoid Grand Rapids. Head north to the UP. Its all wild anyway.

    • @gamerin4d
      @gamerin4d 7 років тому +7

      Untied Status Marin Crops Should be givin to wisconsin anyways to clear up maps

    • @gavinz7115
      @gavinz7115 7 років тому +14

      Avoid Hillsdale Michigan too in an apocalypse. Too many people running around.

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 7 років тому +1815

    There's another settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 7 років тому +76

      Your Boi Bit rude. See you in the Wasteland, lone survivor.

    • @spongy1695
      @spongy1695 7 років тому +45

      B. Jr. OH GOD PRETZEL GRAVY LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO HELP MORE SETTLEMENTS

    • @lweezbridgesarefun1817
      @lweezbridgesarefun1817 7 років тому +11

      spongy 16 Ha! "Pretzel Gravy" x'3

    • @joshuaposey8758
      @joshuaposey8758 7 років тому +16

      lmao i just figured out Paladin was a synth 😂

    • @AintPopular
      @AintPopular 7 років тому +6

      quest faiiled

  • @NirNaethCZ
    @NirNaethCZ 7 років тому +1591

    If E.R offers to give you a ride, is it an Ephemeral lift?

  • @TheloniusMage
    @TheloniusMage 7 років тому +296

    "Alabama to Mississippi, that's not very far." - initial reaction to title.

  • @andyhk3
    @andyhk3 7 років тому +779

    *receives potential life saving transmission
    .
    .
    .
    *falls asleep

    • @johnhall3176
      @johnhall3176 7 років тому +5

      Transmisssion: Wake Up!

    • @chanomjea6515
      @chanomjea6515 4 роки тому +7

      Transmissions when you wake up: HEY! You, finally awake.

    • @goldgaming4946
      @goldgaming4946 3 роки тому +3

      Transmission : You were trying to cross that zombie horde, same as us walked right into that mutant zombie ambush.

    • @dec203
      @dec203 3 роки тому

      O8

  • @Jacob-dk9ne
    @Jacob-dk9ne 7 років тому +378

    I just imagine like 100 years from now someone finds this notebook and wonders wtf is happening. Like someone thinks its a treasure map and spends years trying to figure it out.

    • @CDGHT
      @CDGHT 4 роки тому +11

      Jacob and then they find this video while seeing if others had tried to figure it out and feel stupid

    • @brianpatrickofficial
      @brianpatrickofficial 4 роки тому +4

      LOL best comment

    • @jacobperkins6397
      @jacobperkins6397 3 роки тому +7

      And then another Jacob finds this video, 3 years later. Little did we know, a virus 🦠 has turned the world mad and countries are more tense than ever 🗡 we push ourselves closer to the inevitable end ☠️

  • @tallyesinwilson7628
    @tallyesinwilson7628 7 років тому +429

    I absolutely love that none of the parties involved are explained. It’s just like “The Road”, and it’s so awesome. He just assumes we know who the entities are, so we come to our own conclusions.

    • @conroymason7801
      @conroymason7801 6 років тому +13

      That movie was messed up man, especially the bunker part

    • @spearspearspear
      @spearspearspear 6 років тому +11

      That movie is my favorite movie of all time. All the questions left un answered in the most satisfactory way possible.

    • @Nico18_
      @Nico18_ 3 роки тому +3

      I love "The Road", both the book and the movie 🤜🤛

    • @abettercrow
      @abettercrow 5 місяців тому

      underrated comment

  • @PattrickEpicMan
    @PattrickEpicMan 7 років тому +698

    Timestamps for states:
    4:48 Alabama
    7:43 Alaska
    10:59 Arizona
    13:14 Arkansas
    15:24 California
    17:20 Colorado
    18:48 Connecticut
    20:47 Delaware
    22:00 Florida
    24:16 Georgia
    25:47 Hawaii
    27:10 Idaho
    29:00 Illinois
    31:05 Indiana
    33:07 Iowa
    34:53 Kansas
    37:05 Kentucky
    38:35 Louisiana
    40:28 Maine
    42:15 Maryland
    43:50 Massachusetts
    45:18 Michigan
    47:00 Minnesota
    48:40 Mississippi

    • @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown
      @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 7 років тому +9

      Thank you! I needed this

    • @dingers5days
      @dingers5days 7 років тому +34

      I was so confused when the title said “Alabama to Mississippi” and he was in places like California. NOW I understand.

    • @lordreehaw1267
      @lordreehaw1267 7 років тому +14

      Oh so he's doing it in alphabetical order? Then my home state of NC should be the first one next time.

    • @officerthomas8548
      @officerthomas8548 7 років тому +2

      Rhode Island has fallen!

    • @zillianer
      @zillianer 7 років тому +9

      No Ohio lol

  • @Calibur43
    @Calibur43 7 років тому +506

    Found this video prior to a notification, before UA-cam even knew it was uploaded. Pre-order squad.

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 7 років тому +21

      Calibur43 Do you have it on vinyl, too? Fuckin hipster.

    • @Calibur43
      @Calibur43 7 років тому +25

      Not yet, was actually gonna call you to have it printed on naugahyde-infused record surface and then sample it on your gramophone.

    • @Wafers123888
      @Wafers123888 7 років тому +4

      The real question is do you have it on a cassette tape because I’d like to listen to this in my car being that I live in Alabama and need this information on the run.

    • @megatron805
      @megatron805 7 років тому

      B. Jr. phonograph cylinders are obviously the way to go.

    • @gavonm6262
      @gavonm6262 7 років тому

      Calibur43 Nice

  • @cornheadahh
    @cornheadahh 7 років тому +527

    You put a quarantine zone right above my house lol

    • @zenith4919
      @zenith4919 7 років тому +89

      you are the quarantine zone

    • @thewizardman73
      @thewizardman73 7 років тому +55

      You could say it's a no thots zone

    • @pikkkkaro
      @pikkkkaro 7 років тому +12

      NO T H O T S probably because you live there lmao

    • @Elykmai
      @Elykmai 7 років тому +13

      Im coming for that ass

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 7 років тому +4

      It's a quarantine zone for thots.

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 7 років тому +191

    I really hope people keep updating his wiki, I really love how ER has been making videos exploring the depths of his world rather than focusing on new characters, Nothing wrong with either though so far.

  • @daxtonriggs9228
    @daxtonriggs9228 7 років тому +427

    Ain't too fun down here in Missouri. Most of our cows have mutated and grown 2nd heads.

    • @goldentoparican788
      @goldentoparican788 7 років тому +20

      Don't worry. Missouri is sending a cow dispatcher with their government approved sledge hammer to clear it up

    • @michaelgeel8641
      @michaelgeel8641 7 років тому +12

      GoldenToparican best send 2, otherwise the second head will run after the first is offed

    • @zanderham5239
      @zanderham5239 7 років тому

      Kinda creepy, but if youre into cow heads, more food

    • @ltlgameing
      @ltlgameing 7 років тому +8

      You guys got bighorners already? Here in Canada, what's left of our cows are covered in a nuclear winter

    • @Steve-zh8ed
      @Steve-zh8ed 7 років тому +12

      Man, only your cows are mutated? You see, down in bumfuck nowhere Oklahoma, we have a full roster of mutated shit! Suck as: bloodbugs, deathclaws, bighorners, Brahmin, stingwings, aliens (sons of bitches are everywhere!), ghouls, feral ghouls, and some mutated horses, don’t know what to call them yet, just...stay out of OK, it’s shit down here, seriously. ( how could i forget the mutated coyotes! They’re like feral dogs, but give you radiation poisoning.)

  • @COUL101
    @COUL101 7 років тому +193

    thank Lord Cthulu for this transmission, one only knows how long the Arkham tribe would've lasted without it. Between battling stress and insomnia whilst keeping the upcoming end of year finals at bay, it's good to see a fellow soldier out there trudging on ahead. Carry on, we'll be awaiting the next and final transmission with high hopes.

  • @legrume3296
    @legrume3296 4 роки тому +79

    I live in Alaska and just wanted to say that you can’t avoid major roads because they’re the only roads to anywhere

    • @ACrazedGaming
      @ACrazedGaming 3 роки тому +7

      Agreed can’t get anywhere in Alaska without traveling
      Especially here in wasilla

    • @joblake627
      @joblake627 Рік тому +3

      Can confirm the only roads in wasilla are the roads that go places

  • @robertmacdonald5496
    @robertmacdonald5496 7 років тому +45

    Constant quality output, multiple ongoing series, a richly imagined universe, incredible diversity in content, new triggers paired with old favourites; Rift is the best ASMRtist by far.

    • @BAYKING_316
      @BAYKING_316 3 роки тому +1

      You couldn't have said it any better ROBBO!

  • @Dreginy
    @Dreginy 7 років тому +485

    Ah, the end of civilization is so R E L A X I N G

  • @EpicMe3
    @EpicMe3 7 років тому +215

    Uncle E just preparing us for the coming months. *See you all in the Apocalypse.*

  • @samlund8543
    @samlund8543 7 років тому +455

    Patrolling Alabama almost makes you wish for a Nuclear winter

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 7 років тому +15

      Or winter at all. Or a reason to wear a jacket

    • @grunt6257
      @grunt6257 7 років тому +10

      Sam Lund patrolling canada....that's all I've got

    • @CFF1987
      @CFF1987 7 років тому +11

      nice reference!,haha,hands down fave game of the series

    • @xxaidenxx_2298
      @xxaidenxx_2298 5 років тому +8

      Oh yhea ? Ain't that a kick in the head...

    • @soggy5854
      @soggy5854 5 років тому +7

      @@xxaidenxx_2298 Big iron,
      Big iron.

  • @erised2275
    @erised2275 7 років тому +74

    Me: *Turns on music* Highway to the danger zone
    *Recieves Transmissions*
    Freaking ad thats the third one today

  • @Kenny-ku2zk
    @Kenny-ku2zk 7 років тому +972

    I lived.

  • @FloorItDuh
    @FloorItDuh 7 років тому +215

    Shout out from the safe zone in dade city, made it. Thanks for putting out that we are a safe zone glad our message got through.

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 7 років тому +16

      shout out also from dade, fuck you now we have a bunch of people asking about "tingles"

    • @odstrook2113
      @odstrook2113 7 років тому +13

      Shout out from the wasteland, thanks for telling us about dade we know where to raid next.

    • @FloorItDuh
      @FloorItDuh 7 років тому +6

      I'll have you know we are heavily armed and former united states military elements have consolidated here. Attacking would be highly unwise as well due to the heavy presence of military veterans. Dade city is safe for those who are willing to contribute to the survival of the community. Those who seek to take from it will be eliminated.

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 7 років тому +10

      Yeah bitch and I put sharp legos EVERYWHERE outside of the city. See how you like feeling like you're stepping on hot coals of plastic

    • @odstrook2113
      @odstrook2113 7 років тому +12

      FunWithSmiley we didn't give a shit about the military stuff but legos? You can keep the damn place

  • @_ethan.
    @_ethan. 7 років тому +471

    9:28 does he say gucci gang?

    • @mslovelyshot
      @mslovelyshot 7 років тому +21

      ethannself 😂😂😂

    • @Nevir202
      @Nevir202 7 років тому +68

      Ketchikan Alaska. It’s a city lol.

    • @moochertall
      @moochertall 7 років тому +28

      ethannself Gucci gang but I’m screaming the lyrics

    • @bamgbose3309
      @bamgbose3309 7 років тому +14

      HeavyMetal Mustard GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

    • @rebeccahogan9844
      @rebeccahogan9844 7 років тому +6

      ESKETITTT

  • @CDHyena
    @CDHyena 7 років тому +370

    Me: Can you show me what's left of the world stranger?
    Rift: Sure let me whisper it to you with my wet mouth
    Me: Sure okay so what's left of Texas?

    • @theroyalcourt8225
      @theroyalcourt8225 7 років тому +28

      Dark devil Demon
      Considering how Texas is
      *probably nothing*

    • @Dino-hc2lw
      @Dino-hc2lw 7 років тому

      CrowingGold was this meant to be a racist joke or a bad pun.

    • @thatonegirlthatcanneversleep
      @thatonegirlthatcanneversleep 7 років тому +1

      @CrowingGold I live in Texas, can confirm

    • @grunt6257
      @grunt6257 7 років тому +3

      Ok but is Salem fucked? IMA go with probably seeing as nuclear energy + ghosts.... probably gonna be fucked

    • @RhinoGamin
      @RhinoGamin 7 років тому

      Anna Doll Same. North of Dallas is banjo country...

  • @philippecote8719
    @philippecote8719 7 років тому +102

    I played a football game in croswell michigan this year. We lost. It is a hostile zone.

    • @eztcy
      @eztcy 6 років тому

      Philippe Cote i live in lansing its boring lol

  • @Dkplayesvideogames
    @Dkplayesvideogames 7 років тому +80

    [TRANSMISSION RECIEVED.]
    [FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION TRANSLATED AS FOLLOWED]
    We are still alive here. Food and water is running low, but we have found ways to turn the necrotic beings into a form of meat. We have a settlement in
    [TRANSMISSION LOST]

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 7 років тому

      Dylan The Strange you kind of look like (Battle cats reference incoming) a MIGHTY LORD GAAAAAOOOOOO

    • @dead_protagonist
      @dead_protagonist 7 років тому +1

      here i'll just mark it on your map

    • @deathshead3622
      @deathshead3622 7 років тому

      Dylan The Strange doot doot

    • @DemonMj
      @DemonMj 7 років тому

      CAAAARRRLLL!

    • @jamesiorio2558
      @jamesiorio2558 4 роки тому

      Why is your pfp a furry please the cringe it’s too much

  • @Leebabins
    @Leebabins 7 років тому +98

    It's getting close to Christmas - perhaps a new Candy Man episode is in order? Please..

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 7 років тому +1

      Leebabins ohohoh boi you know he does. Maybe a bit after Christmas but it's coming. Believe

    • @grunt6257
      @grunt6257 7 років тому +6

      Leebabins that sure would be an ephemeral gift

  • @maxzillagaming2458
    @maxzillagaming2458 7 років тому +376

    Avoid Tuscon??? But I keep seeing those signs that say "Alive in Tuscon" along the highway. Is this the reason you don't want us to travel major roads??? Is this possibly "Last Man" living in Tuscon hostile?

    • @microplasticsinurblud
      @microplasticsinurblud 7 років тому +30

      MaxZilla Gaming I live in Tucson. Catalina foothills. Don't come here...

    • @J.O.H.N-The-Second
      @J.O.H.N-The-Second 7 років тому +40

      He is very hostile, from what I've heard he has killed multiple people and he also seems to be a slight sexual deviant

    • @maxzillagaming2458
      @maxzillagaming2458 7 років тому +26

      I'm just waiting for someone to respond who actually knows what I'm referencing. I even put "Last Man" in quotations!

    • @J.O.H.N-The-Second
      @J.O.H.N-The-Second 7 років тому +35

      MaxZilla Gaming Last Man on Earth the TV-show about the guy hiding out in Tucson, I think we got it. That’s why I noted he’s a brutal sexual deviant. I only ever saw the first season but didn’t the dude poison two people, assault two, and tried to get in bed with every woman he met?

    • @allbottledup9513
      @allbottledup9513 7 років тому +35

      SnezyMcPanda Pretty much. A nice guy deep down, but he’s a socially awkward, mildly autistic, sexual pervert hellbent on banging every chick he meets

  • @aboldone4264
    @aboldone4264 7 років тому +20

    We've received your transmission. We are held up in what's left of the rose bowl in Pasadena CA. It's good to know were not all that's left.

  • @KoreanBackdash
    @KoreanBackdash 7 років тому +51

    The circles are PUBG maps, so stay away from them. Hot zones.

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 років тому +32

    I didn't think The Walking Dead finale would be this action-packed.

  • @amogusman-r1t
    @amogusman-r1t Рік тому +5

    One thing I would like to let you know is that at 27:10, down near the southeast border of Idaho and Utah, by a lake called Bear Lake has a few towns around it, the biggest being Montpelier, and the surrounding area has an airport, and lots of farms, and game to hunt. Good place to live out the apocalypse.

  • @shadowbuddy8034
    @shadowbuddy8034 7 років тому +1

    Thank you so much for all of your content Uncle E, I've been going through one of the hardest times in my life, and this is an unbelievable help!

  • @kiddanonymous8957
    @kiddanonymous8957 7 років тому +16

    This is one of my favorite ideas you've come up with! Keep it up. :)

  • @beastlybruck3197
    @beastlybruck3197 10 місяців тому +1

    Most underrated series on the internet.

  • @forgottencreation
    @forgottencreation 7 років тому +1704

    Thumbs Up if you watched this before the End of the World...

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 7 років тому +43

      Begotten Contradiction dude I'll watch this while patrolling the Mojave

    • @Raccccs
      @Raccccs 7 років тому +26

      Teddy Roosevelt Really makes you wish for a nuclear winter sometimes

    • @Crzy520
      @Crzy520 7 років тому +1

      Begotten Contradiction watching this in 2936

    • @lennykenny7851
      @lennykenny7851 7 років тому +5

      Dude I'll watch this before the sirens go off

    • @almostdom2944
      @almostdom2944 7 років тому +4

      Begotten Contradiction give it 20 years

  • @grimwr1195
    @grimwr1195 6 років тому +19

    Timestamps here if you need em'. Trust me, you will if you wanna survive the Wasteland.
    4:45 - Alabama
    7:44 - Alaska
    10:57 - Arizona
    13:13 - Arkansas
    15:25 - California
    17:21 - Colorado
    18:49 - Connecticut
    20:50 - Delaware
    22:04 - Florida
    24:18 - Georgia
    25:47 - Hawaii
    27:10 - Idaho
    29:01 - Illinois
    31:07 - Indiana
    33:03 - Iowa
    34:32 - Kansas
    37:05 - Kentucky
    38:30 - Louisiana
    40:27 - Maine
    42:14 - Maryland
    43:41- Massachusetts
    45:16 - Michigan
    46:58 - Minnesota
    48:40 - Mississippi
    Have fun and stay safe out there in the Apocalypse, my friends.

  • @angryclown1990
    @angryclown1990 7 років тому +49

    Good to know Alabama (my home state) doesn't change much after the apocalypse.

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 7 років тому +2

      Good to know there are so many other people from Alabama watching Uncle E.

    • @hunterevans8129
      @hunterevans8129 7 років тому

      Tuscaloosa for me

    • @MrHarsh3600
      @MrHarsh3600 7 років тому +3

      Because it's already a living hell. What could possibly change in Alabama after apocalypse.

    • @flickerflame02
      @flickerflame02 7 років тому +1

      Angry Clown 1990 Dothan for me.

    • @Feelsbadman23
      @Feelsbadman23 7 років тому

      Lol, hopefully my home of Auburn is still safe.

  • @TheCollectiveClips
    @TheCollectiveClips 7 років тому +1

    Glad you didn't give up , your channel is really taking off now . Been here for a few years. I've seen how you were stuck in the 200,000's . I'm proud of you uncle E. Honestly your a role model.

  • @moochertall
    @moochertall 7 років тому +127

    What if E.R. What right about all of this, and the world goes to shit, and he is correct about every safezone and danger

    • @HexAndBlood
      @HexAndBlood 7 років тому +2

      Asmr from the future

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 7 років тому +7

      HeavyMetal Mustard just stay away from quarry junction

    • @heykenzo4284
      @heykenzo4284 7 років тому +3

      If the Simpsons can do it, so can E.R.

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 7 років тому

      Teddy Roosevelt and old alney

    • @Crzy520
      @Crzy520 7 років тому

      HeavyMetal Mustard that is something straight outta the Simpson's shit. It could happen.

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 7 років тому +80

    Making an asmr map for the end of the world sure makes me wish for a nuclear winter...

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 7 років тому +9

      ok

    • @DeshaunWatson_
      @DeshaunWatson_ 7 років тому

      I was waiting for a comment like this 😂😂

    • @michaelkiernan686
      @michaelkiernan686 7 років тому +4

      What in the god damn

    • @sad_hedgehog
      @sad_hedgehog 3 роки тому

      i don't want to ruin a perfect 69 in the number of likes, so here, take this comment as a appreciation of your cleverness: < 3

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 7 років тому +920

    I’m from Mississippi. Avoid it all lmao

    • @pikkkkaro
      @pikkkkaro 7 років тому +22

      태선우 next video he does Australia. Stay away from the mutuated kangaroos and emus

    • @cashewbutter943
      @cashewbutter943 7 років тому +56

      Welcome to Alabama: Beware of random dudes wearing nothing but their tighty whities and carrying a rifle on the side of the road (an actual fucking thing I saw when I got lost and ended up... somewhere. I also saw another guy on the side of the road who was shirtless and riding a very small pony)

    • @coltonthedrummer
      @coltonthedrummer 7 років тому +34

      Highest concentration of blacks avoid at all costs.

    • @TheoneandonlyEETFUK
      @TheoneandonlyEETFUK 7 років тому +16

      coltonthedrummer SMH

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella 7 років тому +56

      coltonthedrummer Highest concentration of racists avoid at all costs.

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 7 років тому +73

    Im getting this vague feeling that I should avoid highways for some reason.

    • @whiterhino6973
      @whiterhino6973 7 років тому

      Cultureghost its almost like a faint whisper

  • @princess.blumarine111
    @princess.blumarine111 7 років тому +9

    I'm a complete newbie to your channel, but it's clear to see you do incredible work. Subbed.

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 7 років тому +5

      You've made a brilliant decision. Put a helmet on before descending into the rabbit hole that is *_Ephemeral Rift_*

    • @princess.blumarine111
      @princess.blumarine111 7 років тому +1

      Inflatable Mattress *puts on helmet*

    • @beanie640
      @beanie640 2 роки тому

      @@princess.blumarine111 Four year check, how’s your journey been?

  • @NateCraven318
    @NateCraven318 4 роки тому +18

    UPDATE ON KANSAS: Lawrence, Kansas has been established as a safe-haven, and like Medford, Oregon, has been walled off from the Interstate and guarded with high security. No militia or scavengers are granted access and are incarcerated or neutralized once spotted.

  • @FluffZilla.
    @FluffZilla. 7 років тому +3

    Rarely do I comment, but this just appeals on so many levels. Top notch! 👍

  • @essenceofmatt6516
    @essenceofmatt6516 7 років тому +18

    To ER,
    I received your transmission notifying anyone who was listening of safe and dangerous zones. I figured that I would write in and let you know that in the next transmission include that rural St. James, Missouri is a definite safe zone. We are on the old Interstate 44 but we've managed to secure the area from hostile hands.
    Right after the world ended, families swarmed to the veteran's hall here in St. James. Most being from military families to come help out their veteran family members. While all were there, an agreement was made that we would stick together and help each other get through these times. We set to work fortifying the town but building a wall around the perimeter of the downtown area. It wasn't a nice wall being made of broken wood and metal sheets, but it provided shelter from the outside world.
    We have a decent arsenal and weapon shop as were able to intercept some weapons from a military shipment. A few local farmers run a market for food. And we have a clean source of water thanks to Meramac Springs being right next to us. We've fire up our old iron works there too an have been making bullets, armor, and anything else we need. We've even been able to improve our wall to be almost completely iron.
    Refugees from Missouri University of Science and Technology in Rolla fled to our little community from the group that had set its self up there. They had formed from the remains of the college, a group without any moral convictions, a organization called the Miners. They set up shop in the mines hence their name. The Miners typically stick to Rolla, but sometimes we do get a small attack or two.
    We're doing good for ourselves in this wasteland. We still have school, but we teach combat skills as well. It's sad we have to do it, but it's necessary. Feel free to let people know we exist as we welcome any settlers!
    I hope this reaches you in good heath,
    M Altis

  • @dadood4766
    @dadood4766 7 років тому +207

    Can you do another Jesus asmr called "eating pizza with Jesus Crust"?

  • @lugarthecougar
    @lugarthecougar 7 років тому +1

    Absolutely loving this series, hope to see more! Can't wait to see part 3 and see what has become of Pennsylvania!

  • @pullupthen5073
    @pullupthen5073 7 років тому +84

    I’d say the world looks pretty bleak. I mean look! Oklahoma got cut right in half!

    • @prime1139
      @prime1139 7 років тому +2

      Pull up then I was there when the plains split in two...

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 7 років тому +1

      The whiteness that covers Acer's before the split.... I am ever hopeful for however had the idea to connect the two sides with metal rods... Thy have saved me more than once

    • @sirerinkiestink4103
      @sirerinkiestink4103 7 років тому

      Well, of course! The nuclear earthquakes neatly split all the states in half! What else did ya think was gonna happen?

  • @ericgoodman3670
    @ericgoodman3670 7 років тому +1

    I especially loved this for some reason. Really good ASMR.
    Excited for the part II, where I'll get to see if my home town is safe!

  • @alchemistapollo
    @alchemistapollo 7 років тому +5

    Always happy to see a new rift video :)

  • @parkeypence5974
    @parkeypence5974 3 роки тому +2

    14:19 Grew up in Northwest Arkansas, Green Forest is actually a town. Anyway, weird hearing somebody acknowledge it

  • @brickbybrick7432
    @brickbybrick7432 7 років тому +49

    Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @funwithaiman
      @funwithaiman 5 років тому

      Sure does. A nuclear summer may seem more relevant and reasonable at this moment.

  • @EpicOpMc
    @EpicOpMc 7 років тому

    Love the classic apocalypse role play type videos, where rift makes you feel like this information is actually vital to your survival

  • @JimBobW442
    @JimBobW442 7 років тому +10

    This might be a good time to remind viewers, if there are any, please don't think about the event.
    And as always, Remain Indoors.

    • @crossnaught
      @crossnaught 4 роки тому +2

      James Williams i thought you were talking about corona at first lmao

  • @AutumnDreams75
    @AutumnDreams75 7 років тому +3

    Please tell me there’s a part 2 to this that I’m just overlooking? Love this!!

  • @ASMRBlackScreenZZZ
    @ASMRBlackScreenZZZ 7 років тому +7

    -over radio- attention sir we have received your transmission, thank you for giving us some pointers for when we head to Colorado. Please be advised the southern half of New Mexico is absolutely blanketed in radiation but a majority of the northern half,including the east half of Albuquerque is safe and packed to the teeth with previsions and security. Over and out

  • @VoiceofPersonaASMR
    @VoiceofPersonaASMR 7 років тому

    This is the kind of creativity that really inspires me.

  • @carcharodonsastra7010
    @carcharodonsastra7010 7 років тому +16

    When you get to Virginia put new kent county as a safe zone, thanks uncle E.

  • @csclarkmusic
    @csclarkmusic 7 років тому

    This series is really lovely, please do finish it and/or expand on the idea. Really love ASMR + maps!

  • @Castiron_Kyle
    @Castiron_Kyle 7 років тому +9

    Can you follow this up with a car ride asmr? Like a video of what you would pack and a video driving to a safe place lol. I feel like that would be awesome!

  • @Gargoyle_Guy
    @Gargoyle_Guy 7 років тому +1

    It's nice to finally get some lore into this apocalyptic world of yours.

  • @Oculus-bi2fo
    @Oculus-bi2fo 4 роки тому +8

    People in 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

  • @jacobonia
    @jacobonia 7 років тому

    This may be my favorite out of the ones you've done this fall. Super relaxing! Would love to see more map videos.

  • @jacobbrown7584
    @jacobbrown7584 7 років тому +4

    I live in Columbia, MS. Why am I not surprised it is listed as a “hostile zone”

  • @johntaco861
    @johntaco861 4 роки тому +1

    When he scratched out Ketchikan with the red marker, that hit me pretty deep.

  • @thatoneguy5101
    @thatoneguy5101 7 років тому +7

    Here in Indiana we avoided Gary even before the end of the world

  • @malcolmmorin
    @malcolmmorin 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine hearing a transmission and a guy is whispering his entire broadcast. I don't care if it's a potential safe haven, I'm smashing that radio.

  • @ratherande
    @ratherande 4 роки тому +5

    Iowa should be avoided. The vast amounts of corn are perfect hiding places for hostile entities. On the flip side, once all the corn is dead, the incredible flatness of the state will allow you to see hostiles from miles away. It’s either the best place or the worst place.

  • @zuccy1017
    @zuccy1017 7 років тому

    The man who never rans out of ideas! Not even dead

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 4 роки тому +4

    As someone who hails from both Ann Arbor and Detroit, this is entirely accurate. Especially now with Covid. Detroit/Wayne County is one of the biggest hotspots in the country; meanwhile Ann Arbor has U of M and they're just doing their thing.

  • @thee20thdoctor18
    @thee20thdoctor18 3 роки тому +2

    “in Connecticut you’re going to want to avoid Bridgeport”
    That was true pre apocalypse

  • @Man1aC77
    @Man1aC77 7 років тому +5

    Creativity over 9000!
    Greetings from Croatia

  • @zacharyharpold1750
    @zacharyharpold1750 7 років тому

    I grew up in Sandstone, Minnesota and my girlfriend lived in Northfield for a time. Thanks for the shout out uncle e!

  • @bernasmr9446
    @bernasmr9446 7 років тому +6

    now i know who i've to follow!
    jks. maybe Europe roadmap next time?

  • @omeninodocachecol
    @omeninodocachecol 5 років тому +1

    Me, unable to sleep because it is much more interesting to see him marking all those places

  • @mythicdeadmouse2196
    @mythicdeadmouse2196 7 років тому +3

    I love apocalypse asmr videos

  • @JohnDoe-vu8fi
    @JohnDoe-vu8fi 7 років тому

    Great stuff, Paul. Thanks for creating amazing content for us to enjoy.

  • @BlackArrow36
    @BlackArrow36 7 років тому +5

    Can you make another of The Art of Quiet videos? Love your content

  • @harryb12
    @harryb12 7 років тому

    OMG YES FINALLY A XOMBIE APOCALYPSE THEMED VIDEO, I have waited so long for something like this and last day on earth !!!

  • @todamtired
    @todamtired 7 років тому +34

    COULD YOU PLEASE DO THIS FOR A CANADIAN MAP TOO? I'D BE MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER IF YOU DID

    • @Urfrigginmom
      @Urfrigginmom 7 років тому +2

      Shut up. Go sleep in ur igloo

    • @AdamOrtonProductions
      @AdamOrtonProductions 7 років тому

      I’m like 95% sure Canada doesn’t exist. Now it in the future.

  • @19DRFC87
    @19DRFC87 7 років тому

    I love this. I'd like to go to the u.s someday and when I hear places that are off the generic radar but I've heard of from movies it puts into perspective of how huge the place is. Happy new year guys

  • @sleepymaybe
    @sleepymaybe 7 років тому +4

    my two favourite things. asmr and the apocalypse 😍 i mean what

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 5 років тому +2

    As much as I despise marker on paper sounds, I got over it for the story daddy ER has brought us

  • @asgershort1108
    @asgershort1108 4 роки тому +4

    This video was prophetical for 2020...

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury 7 років тому +2

    this is officially a phenom idea....thanks ER!

  • @emiliorascon5694
    @emiliorascon5694 3 роки тому +4

    It woulda been funny if he just put a giant red x on Florida then moved on without any comment

  • @hanna_maria
    @hanna_maria 7 років тому +1

    this is my favourite video ever. I LOVE everything that has to do with apocalyptic situations and ending worlds. I donr know why this makes me feel so safe though haha

    • @reciperissapmilli4145
      @reciperissapmilli4145 3 роки тому

      Same! Love anything about apocalypse. I have watched everything on Netflix and Amazon prime similar to it. From the walking dead to the book of Eli, How I Live Now, etc. I get what I call Deja Vu dreams. And in these dreams, I will dream it then later on see it in real life and it'll shock me.

  • @SecretKeeperForever9
    @SecretKeeperForever9 7 років тому +14

    **weak transmission**
    Avoid Milwaukee many hostiles and radioactive. Avoid Racine county many hostiles. If you avoided radiation from Milwaukee and Chicago and the many hostile groups in the area there is a decent community/quarantine area in Kenosha. Several communities in Northern and Western Wisconsin. Several non-human hostiles in the woods in Northern Wisconsin.
    **transmission ends**

    • @reciperissapmilli4145
      @reciperissapmilli4145 3 роки тому

      I'm from Milwaukee! I live here now. I'm originally from Oklahoma/Arkansas. But Milwaukee is my hometown (where I currently live). And I'd definitely avoid here apocalypse or not. You come visiting thinking it's a nice place if you want. Better not have a Kia and definitely respect gunshots at any part withing Milwaukee county city limits. And don't be surprised by it. Don't be surprised if you kick a bullet casually walking (which I did two months ago and have a Snapchat of proof lmao).

    • @reciperissapmilli4145
      @reciperissapmilli4145 3 роки тому

      I'd avoid here apocalypse or not. Dangerous asf.

    • @reciperissapmilli4145
      @reciperissapmilli4145 3 роки тому

      Gangs and plenty artillery here.

  • @zipporaid7
    @zipporaid7 7 років тому +2

    30:12
    My mother in law lives in Mendota Illinois, so I think the "hostile entities present" label is pretty accurate

  • @JP-mx5yu
    @JP-mx5yu 7 років тому +28

    I'm getting a strong Half Life 2 vibe from this.

    • @calebw0968
      @calebw0968 7 років тому +1

      josh .porter Half Life 2 confirmed

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 7 років тому

      I hate half life 2

    • @GALuigi
      @GALuigi 7 років тому

      Me too. What a great game...

  • @D3m0nK1ll3r5
    @D3m0nK1ll3r5 7 років тому

    I am really so excited for part 2 of this video

  • @benfly-rinker6924
    @benfly-rinker6924 7 років тому +3

    What a beautiful map. Feelsmapman :(

  • @zoltanwolfe1260
    @zoltanwolfe1260 7 років тому

    I live in Colorado and the fact that Yuma has a settlement makes so much sense. So I would like to commend you ER for some excellent research.

  • @visorjan3499
    @visorjan3499 7 років тому +48

    9:28 *Gucci gang*

  • @Ghost-ts1wi
    @Ghost-ts1wi 4 роки тому +2

    Plot twist: he is Preston Garvey marking settlements on your map.

  • @yelling3874
    @yelling3874 7 років тому +5

    RIP Maryland, sure hope I convinced my parents to move :/

  • @fobbles_
    @fobbles_ 4 роки тому +2

    A woman in a coma wakes up in the middle of the he night, grabs her phone to check her favorite UA-cam ASMR, and finds this. She’s gonna be like “Dude what happened to EVERYTHING EVER!”

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 4 роки тому +5

    This aged well

  • @merdab8
    @merdab8 4 роки тому +2

    Watching the marker head closer to my hometown (Colchester CT) only for it to mark "Westchester" an actual PART of Colchester. SO CLOSE to ER casually mentioning where I grew up but also....the Nuclear power plant is on the eastern shore of the state. But good idea x-ing out Bridgeport and Hartford. Apocalypse or not, stay where you feel safe.