Roadmap of the Post-Apocalyptic U.S. Part 2: Missouri to Oregon (ASMR)

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

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  • @zapadap1328
    @zapadap1328 Рік тому +91

    "Avoid New Jersey at all costs."
    Man, it doesn't even have to be a apocalypse for that to be good advice.

  • @conwanorthwando9575
    @conwanorthwando9575 6 років тому +504

    I avoided I-95 in my life even before the apocalypse

    • @jtdavis2393
      @jtdavis2393 6 років тому +10

      Florida to maine that road is terrible lmao

    • @funnyperson7656
      @funnyperson7656 5 років тому +19

      THE RUSSIANS HAVE EVERYTHING EAST OF I95, MY SECTOR IS GONNA FALL WHTHIN THE HOUR

    • @parwaZer
      @parwaZer 5 років тому +1

      Conwa Northwando Was it the Bored Burgers?

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 4 роки тому

      Aldof Hilter russians just wont give you a break, eh Adolf?

    • @kimhinson8565
      @kimhinson8565 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @PattrickEpicMan
    @PattrickEpicMan 6 років тому +465

    State Timestamps
    2:49 Missouri
    7:23 Montana
    9:34 Nebraska
    11:12 Nevada
    13:15 New Hampshire
    15:20 New Jersey
    20:00 New Mexico
    22:10 New York
    29:10 North Carolina
    37:43 North Dakota
    40:12 Ohio
    45:23 Oklahoma
    47:17 Oregon

  • @orinp2701
    @orinp2701 6 років тому +341

    For Missouri, you should have marked out Poplar Bluff. It's crawling with mutants, freaks, and zombies. Though, this is before the wasteland, it might be better now.

    • @ryanheckman7478
      @ryanheckman7478 6 років тому +5

      Mike Steven apparently there’s hostile enemies in Mexico

    • @orinp2701
      @orinp2701 6 років тому +7

      Ryan Heckman
      Well, there IS a military academy there, maybe he is referring to the faculty, lol

    • @gold6275
      @gold6275 6 років тому +5

      Moberly in no way is a safe zone. It’s full of disease

    • @cloudcorby420
      @cloudcorby420 6 років тому +6

      I can confirm mutants are running several small scale "chemical plans" if you will, in poplar bluff.i live near Farmington this is why I know.not to say are mutants aren't doing the same thing. 😂

    • @TsarButterfly
      @TsarButterfly 6 років тому +2

      Should've marked out Pahrump, Nevada too.

  • @jacobonia
    @jacobonia 6 років тому +55

    When you get to Texas, there's a little town called Cooper in between Dallas and Paris. My grandparents grew up near there. There's a town square, an old-timey soda shop, and the North Sulfur River's not too far away, so you can get fresh, clean drinking water. I hear it's a nice place to hang out after the apocalypse.

  • @jcfgykjtdk
    @jcfgykjtdk 6 років тому +128

    No ads. Admirable.

  • @Janitor3The3rdCubed
    @Janitor3The3rdCubed 6 років тому +92

    I have new information regarding areas of interest in the state of Maine. The naval academy in the coastal village of Castine was reclaimed by local military segments, creating an organized settlement with ample supplies and shelter. As a result, several hundred civilians in the surrounding area have flocked to the port and set up a small boomtown on the peninsula. To the east there are reports of a disused gravel pit and mine in the former town of Brooksville. Once a dump for toxic waste, there is reputed to be some unusual activity there, the likes of which have not been seen anywhere else on the eastern seaboard... The military settlement has boats which can ferry people and supplies up the river, but the west side of the Penobscot is full of wild animals and mutants. If you can get past the heavily irradiated and hostile city of Bangor, a similar settlement has been created at the old college campus in Orono. The head of the Castine safe zone suggests relocating to Castine or Orono for maximum security and chance of survival. Lastly, they are looking for brave and well-prepared souls to venture to Brooksville and west to Sears Island (the location of a planned nuclear plant) to figure out what exactly is creating the unusual sights and sounds that keep the residents up at night and afraid for their lives. Good luck in your travels fellow survivors

    • @FwapoMcGee
      @FwapoMcGee 6 років тому +3

      I read that in Mr New Vegas's voice and it fit so well.

    • @thescientist1245
      @thescientist1245 5 років тому +6

      That’s a relief, I was running low on ammo and supplies.
      And my car chooses now to run out gas.

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 3 роки тому +5

      Begin transmission. Hello. This is The Newton Settlement from New Jersey. We were able to secure most of northern Sussex county including the Appalachian Trail, which has become our main supply route. We were looking at expanding our supply route north up the trail to new settlements. So far we've linked up with other settlements in Pennsylvania, Northern New York, Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire. Were sending some volunteers to travel north into Maine to the end of the trail in Baxter State Park to see if it's clear and traversable. If so, it may be possible to reconnect most of the eastern seaboard. Let us know if you would like to establish a supply route north up the Penobscot river, leading to Baxter State Park. Good luck and stay safe. End Transmission.

    • @ididntask3833
      @ididntask3833 3 роки тому

      Was an essay necessary? Apparently

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 2 роки тому

      Good stuff Pace 👍🏽

  • @CascadePSA
    @CascadePSA 6 років тому +247

    I don’t know why, but this is incredibly enjoyable to watch

    • @Anslow_dnb
      @Anslow_dnb 6 років тому +12

      kinda the whole point of asmr

    • @D1scNStuff
      @D1scNStuff 6 років тому +10

      +Rickest Rick +ASMR ForDays nah it's more than that, i know what he's saying

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 6 років тому +6

      Cascade Pierce-Shimomura it's almost a plot, not just asmr lol

    • @DanielDaniel-qu6un
      @DanielDaniel-qu6un 4 роки тому +1

      Agree

  • @lbulletsl4419
    @lbulletsl4419 6 років тому +315

    You forgot to mark the locations of the bobble heads 😉

  • @michaellewis880
    @michaellewis880 6 років тому +42

    Message from Oklahoma: The city of Tishomingo has been verified a safe haven. Tish has food, water medical supplies, and military support.

    • @meatballg8655
      @meatballg8655 6 років тому +8

      Michael Lewis I do not recommend speaking of the location of safe havens in the UA-cam comments, there are some more, intelligent zombies lurking in this place.

    • @michaellewis880
      @michaellewis880 6 років тому +2

      Meatballs for life well we had a working a working radio, but if you ever visit and Levi is still around, punch that guy for getting wasted and thinking the dish was a ufo and grabbing his Mossberg.

    • @DropDStandard11
      @DropDStandard11 6 років тому +3

      Michael Lewis I didnt know the military still existed. How many weeks of supplies are left?

    • @itsdylanjenkins
      @itsdylanjenkins 6 років тому +2

      The town of Owasso has been identified as ground-zero location for the 28th of the 1,300 that fell upon us, however, some have claimed it to be safe. And are even surviving, the seem to be researching on the molecular level as they keep mentioning atoms.

    • @JackEverfree
      @JackEverfree 6 років тому +4

      Update from Ardmore,
      the quarantine has broken. Evac north or west. Raiders from Davis and prison are killing everything going east.

  • @gracierae8659
    @gracierae8659 6 років тому +5

    my cat listened to this with me tonight. she is very pleased with your cartography skills

    • @imtherealnsa
      @imtherealnsa 4 роки тому +1

      ...don't you mean.... Catography skills??

  • @nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546
    @nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546 6 років тому +297

    Another settlement need your help.

  • @bryanwan6169
    @bryanwan6169 6 років тому +771

    You should avoid all of New Jersey even if there ISN'T a nuclear war.

    • @josephvelez1293
      @josephvelez1293 6 років тому +20

      Just south Jersey tbh. It's trash down here

    • @themonroes4
      @themonroes4 6 років тому +8

      Bryan Wan is Old Jersey okay to go to?

    • @eliotgarcia21
      @eliotgarcia21 6 років тому

      Boi

    • @hammerdown6133
      @hammerdown6133 6 років тому +1

      Bryan Wan jersey is a man house to drive through. Not my favorite place along with New York and Chicago

    • @Caligamer707
      @Caligamer707 6 років тому

      Velez Cuts is south jersey where they filmed Jersey Shore?

  • @pyrinepygween
    @pyrinepygween 6 років тому +96

    I would like to update information about the state of North Carolina. The town of Oak Ridge has been discovered to be a quarantine zone and supplies safety, food, and shelter. It has also been discovered that Greenville has become a major bandit outpost and should be avoided, as well as Rocky Mount being discovered to have a large population of feral and mutated animals roaming. In order to protect survivors, I suggest you update this information.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 6 років тому +16

      Stacks of Potatoes Sounds like normal, everyday Greenville to me.

    • @goatmeister8253
      @goatmeister8253 6 років тому +1

      I hear that High Point has a few safe-zones.

    • @zacharyjarrells7084
      @zacharyjarrells7084 6 років тому +3

      I love to go to Winston-Salem. Guess I can’t do that now! I reckon Mt. Airy is alright?

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 6 років тому +1

      Stacks of Potatoes any potatoes in that food?

    • @yosh-.9968
      @yosh-.9968 6 років тому +2

      Stacks of Potatoes how about pleasant garden? Or high point

  • @louisciamillo8690
    @louisciamillo8690 6 років тому +46

    Also, I love the Fallout theme that these vids have!

  • @BalabanAmca
    @BalabanAmca 6 років тому +28

    You should make a Payday ASMR video heisting plans or something etc.

  • @scottychis118
    @scottychis118 6 років тому +23

    Never been more hyped for a video!! Do other places maybe like...Scotland?? Because it would be fun to hear you say the names

    • @DropDStandard11
      @DropDStandard11 6 років тому

      SkyFire G-h-ayd-leg. (Am I close?)

    • @isaacshatteredheart1811
      @isaacshatteredheart1811 6 років тому

      I live in scotland but i cant pronounce shit

    • @jesuschristonabike8878
      @jesuschristonabike8878 6 років тому +1

      That would frustrate me too much. I’d crease every time he’d say ‘loh-ch’.

    • @scottychis118
      @scottychis118 6 років тому

      I'd end up copying him and getting some funny looks from the folk round here 😂😂

    • @jumbosqueeze99
      @jumbosqueeze99 4 роки тому

      He’d end up saying like Edin-burg or something like that 😂😂
      I’m Scottish too btw

  • @BrandonSmith-uk7iz
    @BrandonSmith-uk7iz 6 років тому

    The one thing in this world that continues to cause my mind to wonder is how incredibly creative your content is. It always seems that you have a hundred ideas cycling in your head each day. Never stop my friend and please keep up the brilliant work!

  • @theholyavenger
    @theholyavenger 6 років тому +4

    I just watched the first part again last night to fall asleep, so this couldn't have been uploaded at a better time. Time to go to sleep! :D

  • @BigOlShriv
    @BigOlShriv 6 років тому +115

    Does anybody else just look to see if he mentions your city

    • @gold6275
      @gold6275 6 років тому +3

      bananamanPWNS yep the town I live in has hostiles and the town I was born in is a safe zone.

    • @limewolf6918
      @limewolf6918 6 років тому

      Big ‘Ol Shriv yes 😂

    • @joekenealy1620
      @joekenealy1620 6 років тому +1

      My hometown in NY was a safe zone! Lol

    • @xNINJ4xSTE4LTHx
      @xNINJ4xSTE4LTHx 5 років тому +1

      Saw my hometown on the map and luckily it doesn't have hostile entities

    • @hadeson3122
      @hadeson3122 5 років тому

      Yeah I want to see if he mentions Rogers

  • @EpicMe3
    @EpicMe3 6 років тому +3

    Best and most creative ASMR artist on UA-cam. Nothing more to be said.

  • @AutumnDreams75
    @AutumnDreams75 6 років тому

    I was so excited to see the notification of this second installment pop up on my phone!! Awesome as usual; thanks!!

  • @britten1729
    @britten1729 6 років тому +37

    "I have a settlement for you"
    Quest received
    *visit Abernathy farm 23rd time*

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 6 років тому

      Lamb God *visit Zeno second time* You am is kill. Rep Zemasuar

    • @isaacshatteredheart1811
      @isaacshatteredheart1811 6 років тому

      FUCK YO SETTLEMENTS IVE GOT A BOB ROSS MOD

  • @fallingcrane1986
    @fallingcrane1986 6 років тому

    This acting is so good you can hear the wheezes of desperation and guilt in his voice. Utterly wonderful.

  • @KatAdVictoriam
    @KatAdVictoriam 6 років тому +2

    I absolutely LOVE this series. I've always loved Cartography, everything and anything Post-Apocalyptic and asmr!?
    This is as satisfying as clearing Quarry Junction without dying on your first attempt.

  • @willbeckwith7642
    @willbeckwith7642 6 років тому +12

    Your vids are amazing!!! Keep it up!!!

  • @SaschaS.
    @SaschaS. 6 років тому

    I've recently checked for part 2 and couldn't find it... and now here it comes. Thanks E.R. :)

  • @mr.ninian1465
    @mr.ninian1465 6 років тому +2

    Hey! Really like wide variety of videos you make and can't fathom all the content, creativity and imagination from you.
    Love the the sound the pen makes, as it's a relatively new tingle for me I hope we get to hear more, maybe in some crossword puzzle solving videos?! 😊

  • @tarensGambit
    @tarensGambit 6 років тому +3

    Important update regarding New Hampshire!
    It has been discovered that close to Newport, a town called Sunapee has a mostly purified lake, which shares the town's name.
    Claremont has been discovered to be EXTREMELY hostile, but if you can get past the dangerous areas, there is a mostly unlooted Walmart located in the middle.
    Safe travels, wastelanders!

  • @nannerbutter
    @nannerbutter 5 років тому

    love that you took the time to pre-uncap the markers so they wouldn't squeak

  • @JoeyBishopBroadcasting
    @JoeyBishopBroadcasting 6 років тому

    I was so excited for you to do New York and even more excited to see you included Western New York! Totally nailed it by the way. Springville would most definitely be a safe haven deep in ski country, and you already feel like Franklinville is full of hostiles when you drive through there! Accurate Tingles are accurate

  • @raggedymuffinz
    @raggedymuffinz 6 років тому +1

    Yesss, I've been patiently waiting for this.

  • @gloriadagust9821
    @gloriadagust9821 6 років тому

    Only asmr artist that constantly gives me tingles! Keep up the great work!!

  • @MrCooljeppe
    @MrCooljeppe 6 років тому

    These have instantly become some of my favorites

  • @MonicaAdrianna
    @MonicaAdrianna 6 років тому

    I love this series so much! Thanks for all the work you put into your channel ❤️🖤

  • @Egbuk
    @Egbuk 6 років тому

    One of my favorite series on your channel so far. Can't wait for the new part.

  • @jacobstallsmith4557
    @jacobstallsmith4557 6 років тому

    Finally I have been waiting very Impatiently for this I loved the first video so much I wanted another one keep up the great work

  • @duder4480
    @duder4480 6 років тому

    These two videos are my all time favorite ASMR vids. Bravo sir.

  • @James-be1er
    @James-be1er 6 років тому +2

    Cool. Got an ad for a relaxation place just down the road from me. Was whispered ad and everything. For once I’m ok with an ad before my video!

  • @JamesDuren
    @JamesDuren 6 років тому

    Excellent video and, in my opinion, a very original idea amid a ton of ASMR channels doing the same thing over and over. I applaud your creativity.

  • @JiviesThePivies
    @JiviesThePivies 5 років тому +1

    An Asmr I can watch before the apocalypse for sleep and during for safety

  • @tyrant-thanatos
    @tyrant-thanatos 6 років тому

    Yes! Been waiting for this one. Thanks for everything you do ER!

  • @TehKaKitsune
    @TehKaKitsune 6 років тому

    This series is top 5 favorite as far as ASMR for me. Top tier stuff

  • @prezuko
    @prezuko 6 років тому

    Awesome just came on UA-cam to see this before bed you rock uncle E.

  • @samgardner4667
    @samgardner4667 6 років тому +2

    Love this series! Can’t wait for the next one!

  • @arthursolo72
    @arthursolo72 6 років тому +4

    Уже очень давно смотрю ЕР, он не перестает радовать своими ролевухами и качеством.

  • @sadpepe4641
    @sadpepe4641 6 років тому +1

    Yeah boiiiiiiiiii! I’m so glad you posted!! Thank you Rift

  • @louisciamillo8690
    @louisciamillo8690 6 років тому +26

    Ill enjoy my personal space in the comments before it gets too crowded.

  • @aidanverhoef4352
    @aidanverhoef4352 6 років тому

    I think this is my favourite character/series you've made, Uncle E

  • @accountnamewithheld
    @accountnamewithheld 6 років тому +72

    Rift, have you ever played Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead? It's an ASCII, or (preferably) tile based game about surviving in the aftermath of a zombie cataclysm. I think it would be awesome if you did a LetsPlay (asmr style of course) of it, it's simple to pick up but hard to master! Plus, I think it would really appeal to you. And I'd love to see it!

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 6 років тому

      Should try out that new game they are billions. Hard core zombie game RTS with a twist, you can pause and do your stuff but also have limited time before a lot of zombies hored your settlement and kill you (unless you managed to get a good army to kill most of them)

    • @deadpie1234
      @deadpie1234 6 років тому +3

      Lol I don't think I've ever heard somone describe Cataclysm as simple to pick up... Of course last time I played it it was still named just 'Cataclysm', so my info is like 4 years old

    • @accountnamewithheld
      @accountnamewithheld 6 років тому +1

      Well, you only need to know how to move around and 'e' world objects and 'a' things in your inventory. The tactics to make it beyond the first day... That still escapes me haha

    • @TheDapperTapper
      @TheDapperTapper 6 років тому +2

      Ah. A C:DDA player. It's been a long time since I was making mods for that game.
      Of course, since then we've got tilesets and Z levels, but those are some pretty great things for the game!

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 6 років тому +6

      What it CDDA, and how do you survive the first couple of weeks? (skip ahead for the tldr)
      first day, make a crowbar as soon as possible (smash benches in spawn). Pick up as many rocks as possible and spend a few days levelling throwing. Avoid all but the complete outskirts of town otherwise you'll get mobbed or attacked by dogs. Each chips and cry in the dark.
      If you can do all that for a week you may just have a real chance at surviving long enough to be mauled by a moose with a murderous gleam in its eye.
      If you cant fight it ranged theres no use fighting enemies at all, just run.
      tl;dr "rock throwing simulator with suicide-by-moose, 2018 edition."
      you're gonna love it.

  • @griffin1758
    @griffin1758 6 років тому

    Glad this series is back, can't wait till you get to my home state of Texas!

  • @panzer107
    @panzer107 6 років тому +18

    Quick update on world safezones: due to the nuclear winter brought on by the apocalypse, australia has become largely habitable and self sufficient. If you can find a working plane or boat with enough fuel and supplies, and make it to australia, the government has set to rebuilding the infrastructure of the world. They have refugee camps set up, and much of the pre-war lifestyle is intact.

  • @elliottchristopherew
    @elliottchristopherew 6 років тому +4

    YESSS! Loved the first one and love this one!

  • @ryanschick9882
    @ryanschick9882 6 років тому +2

    these two videos are by far my favorite from your channel. not that any of them are bad

  • @theonlyoneremainingafter
    @theonlyoneremainingafter 6 років тому

    Hell yeah, I've been waiting for this! Can't wait to fall asleep to this tonight, thanks Endoplasmic Reticulum!

  • @frigidphoenix1152
    @frigidphoenix1152 6 років тому +14

    Oy. I’m from Missouri. Come to Sedalia. We have a save haven.

    • @mortuusponduus7879
      @mortuusponduus7879 5 років тому +1

      I always wondered if people texted in there accents

  • @Doctoranthetardis
    @Doctoranthetardis 6 років тому

    Since I'm moving to Oregon soon I feel like you made this video just for me

  • @imVampy
    @imVampy 6 років тому +57

    ty for upload dad

  • @evanoconnor3781
    @evanoconnor3781 6 років тому +23

    Buffalo's gone. I dead. Finally!

    • @toxicityf3468
      @toxicityf3468 6 років тому +1

      Keemstar's still alive though...

    • @evanoconnor3781
      @evanoconnor3781 6 років тому +2

      The "hostile areas" are actually infested with gnomes...

  • @Jacobousley04
    @Jacobousley04 6 років тому +5

    I skipped to NC to see if my city was safe or not and when ER circled "Sailsbury" with a black sharpy I was like "Well shit".

    • @whiterhino6973
      @whiterhino6973 6 років тому

      doom guy just south of you man. K-town was safe lol

    • @bb-ef2qm
      @bb-ef2qm 6 років тому

      He tore a line right down my street haha

  • @smirkkink1663
    @smirkkink1663 6 років тому

    Love these. Thanks for the upload

  • @PaPtheHumanZz
    @PaPtheHumanZz 6 років тому

    Yes! I’ve been waiting for this video since the last one! :)

  • @joebass7989
    @joebass7989 6 років тому +3

    Love your vids keep up the good work!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍

  • @clashincole632
    @clashincole632 6 років тому

    Love your videos, keep up the good work!

  • @deeroberts8090
    @deeroberts8090 3 роки тому +1

    Please make another/4th of these? Perhaps pre-mark a map for certain imaginative indicators.
    Perhaps find a sewer system map and describe escape routes? I simple MUST hear more directions and map marker from you!!! PLEASE! :D

  • @Soulpoint_
    @Soulpoint_ 6 років тому

    As someone who lives in Kansas City, Missouri. I can safely say that you should never ever stop by, I can confirm that even if it's not post apocalyptic just yet. There are many sleepless people who shuffle around the city, we call them Zombies. If you want to keep the infection away from you, stay away! (In all seriousness though, great video Uncle E!)

  • @moosescorner
    @moosescorner 6 років тому

    woohoo, loved the first and was waiting for part 2! now i gotta wait for part 3!

  • @telepathy90
    @telepathy90 6 років тому

    So many tingles with this one. Love the fallout vibe I'm getting as well

  • @Stormtrooperdude30
    @Stormtrooperdude30 6 років тому

    Love these, thank you for another one E.R.

  • @goodvibes4891
    @goodvibes4891 6 років тому +3

    23:37
    he pronounced poughkeepsie "poe keep sea"
    lmao love you rift

  • @blaine8216
    @blaine8216 6 років тому

    It’s so cool to watch him name a bunch of cities and towns I’ve grown up around and in lol

  • @DanielDaniel-qu6un
    @DanielDaniel-qu6un 4 роки тому

    Soft voice, pen on map.. nice.... Very relaxing

  • @lovecheese45
    @lovecheese45 6 років тому

    Awesome! I been waiting for Part 2!

  • @paulybeatz3688
    @paulybeatz3688 5 років тому +2

    *Begins Video and prepares to relax*
    *Sees ad with a woman loudly scratching a car with keys*

  • @elizabethno9352
    @elizabethno9352 6 років тому

    Hostiles in Smithville Ohio? That place is so small and insignificant haha a hole. Weird to hear that though I'm from very close by. Loved the video! :)

  • @throwanitback
    @throwanitback 6 років тому

    these are my all time favorite videos please make more!!

  • @Calibur43
    @Calibur43 6 років тому +56

    "This whole thing is a joke. Once those nukes start flying no one can stop them, not even Dr. Manhattan, and Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder."

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 6 років тому

      Ozymandias? Where have I heard that before? I swore I heard the phrase "Ozymandias king of kings" somewhere but I don't know where. Where did I hear that from. Tell me if you know.

    • @robertsmith4978
      @robertsmith4978 6 років тому +1

      Brent Boomer it was mentioned by David in Alien: Covenant

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 6 років тому

      Robert Smith I knew I heard it somewhere. I still don't think it's where it originally came from but thnx.

    • @robertsmith4978
      @robertsmith4978 6 років тому

      Brent Boomer if it helps anymore it was in reference to a poem by Percy Shelley and that might’ve been where you heard it first

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 6 років тому +2

      Robert Smith yep I remember that poem. I don't even know why I remembered it. I think it's because I laughed at the name ozymandias because of the ozy at the front.

  • @dickatry2854
    @dickatry2854 6 років тому +3

    Eyy someone finally notices Missouri!

    • @twospiritbanjo
      @twospiritbanjo 5 років тому

      Yeah! Missouri represent! You north or south of the river

  • @orionknight4803
    @orionknight4803 5 років тому +2

    Was waiting for North Dakota and I was pretty much expecting what he said. "Most of North Dakota is generally safe."

  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 5 років тому +2

    “Hey I see my town!”
    * two seconds later *
    “AAAAAANNNND I’m dead”

  • @prepperpov5852
    @prepperpov5852 6 років тому

    Awesome, thanks! I loved the last video

  • @triumphovertragedy7860
    @triumphovertragedy7860 6 років тому

    Oh snap. BEEN WAITING for this

  • @TradRaider
    @TradRaider 2 роки тому +1

    As someone from Nebraska, saying that anything in Fremont is safe is a great way to get mugged

  • @ChristianSmithDiamondminer1609
    @ChristianSmithDiamondminer1609 6 років тому

    I love when he does your own area...he even said my town..very fun

  • @MCHeisenberg
    @MCHeisenberg 6 років тому +3

    Waiting for the sequel

  • @thebeef3431
    @thebeef3431 2 роки тому +1

    Being a native Oklahoman, this map is good advice even before the apocalypse.

  • @aguyonyt1
    @aguyonyt1 2 роки тому +1

    the apocalypse part seems to have become real since 2020

  • @trevorbassett5583
    @trevorbassett5583 6 років тому +1

    Been waiting for this

  • @gunnertlc7728
    @gunnertlc7728 6 років тому +2

    I heard the Prophets of Jeff and Fire are very active on the outskirts of the Akron ground zero zone. Be EXTREMELY careful in the area. They may appear friendly, but they are not!

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 6 років тому

      GUNNERTLC7 yes we are. Sup Akron

    • @gunnertlc7728
      @gunnertlc7728 6 років тому

      James York Hello. Please tell Jeff, God of Comradery, I still respect him, even though I have moved on. And maybe burn some trash in his honor for me?
      Sincerely
      Lord Gump,
      Tactician and former Engineer of the PJF

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 6 років тому

      GUNNERTLC7 lololol. Trash is burning as you read thism using it to roast heretics

  • @sobasicallyimkason2734
    @sobasicallyimkason2734 6 років тому

    Well welcome to my state Oregon also you’re very accurate with saying Portland would be screwed up because normal non post apocalyptic Portland is pretty spooky

  • @nickrunyon1129
    @nickrunyon1129 6 років тому

    good to see my home town of Peterborough is safe!

  • @anthrazite
    @anthrazite 6 років тому

    Reporting in from Half Moon Bay, a fortified town and save haven with a functional harbor at the cost of California, in a spot mostly unaffected by radiation and not bombed by the military. We offer weapons, shelter, food, water and a place to stay for as long as you want, and we also established weekly boat travel to Honolulu, if you wish to go there.

  • @austineaster750
    @austineaster750 6 років тому +4

    I’m from klamath Falls, and the “hostile entities” is quite correct, post apocalypse or not XD

  • @shegyderkeller9013
    @shegyderkeller9013 6 років тому +12

    It's 23:17 in germany. Time to sleep! :)
    #thankyouchicken

  • @juliamattingly1524
    @juliamattingly1524 5 років тому

    Please continue this series

  • @pinetree6507
    @pinetree6507 6 років тому +4

    Can you do a Canadian one, the natural environment of it would make a very interesting post apocalyptic road map

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 4 роки тому

    ER is left handed and it shakes me to my very core

  • @derekdevita5721
    @derekdevita5721 6 років тому +1

    the first one was one of my favorite asmr videos ever... now lets see if this one meets the bar!
    Edit: yes it met the bar

  • @annmariekoskinen
    @annmariekoskinen 6 років тому

    Rift is left handed now everything makes sense why he is so talented

  • @kuroseal8613
    @kuroseal8613 6 років тому +93

    Fun fact: These are words!

    • @LittleShayman
      @LittleShayman 6 років тому +1

      Mr. Classy LIAR!!!!

    • @mastergamataifu5055
      @mastergamataifu5055 6 років тому

      I think you mean 'lexis'. It is a common literary device that you should've been taught at school.

    • @whocareslol9113
      @whocareslol9113 6 років тому

      Mr. Classy YOU FUCKING
      GENIOUS

    • @anteros__
      @anteros__ 6 років тому

      Da potato of wisdom Demon The More You Grow. Did you ever grow the potato of wisdom,demon?

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 6 років тому

      Mr. Classy but what if I said they're also misleading words because it wasn't fun