"DADDY'S HOME" 😂 KEVIN HART
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2023
- Kevin Hart: Irresponsible (2019)
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I can’t wait for his children to see this.
They will probably laugh.
They know he’s a comedian 🤷♂️
I can’t wait for you to get a sense of humor
He roasts them all the time
@@Da_turk 🤣🤣
My dad did this😂😂haven’t seen him since💀
Nooo😂
Should I cry or laugh 😂😂😭😭
Well that escalated
😂😂😢😢
That’s cold man 😢😂
Man this is so relatable lol except I’d never tell my kid “fuck you” lol
Your mind says it not your mouth lol
You must not be a parent yet
@@AndreKing4 I have 3 kids
yeah same lol
“ fuck them kids” -Michael Jordan.
Da Baby has been really quiet since this show... 😂
Daddy was gonna get some milk 🥛
Lmfaoooooo 💀💀💀💀
@@maryazahid566 uhh I’m going to buy some cigarettes I’ll be right back
His quiet 🍑
Never. Wife yeah, my babies, never.
I ain’t back out the driveway but I do be taking them deep breaths 😂
Hahahahaha. Fuck I feel that. Haha
As a father of four energetic children this is so accurate
just dont go for the milk or some pack of cigs :P
Well, you helped make 'em. 🤷🏼♀️
Consider it payback probably from what you put your folks through.
@@number1fan262🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
No, this is what a woman would do. A man would be happy to be home.
@@JohnDoe-cl7kn💀
“And you back out the driveway.” 😂
After watching my niece and nephew for 12 hours. I'm ready to put a bow on them, stamp, "return to sender" on their foreheads, send them home, move, and not leave a mailing address. Bless all you parents trying to keep your kids alive and out of shit while trying to clean house and cook at the same time, 24/7. The real heroes right there. Would stress me out
Yeah. I love having a nephew and a niece. That's because I can return them. I wouldn't last a week as a parent
Single Dads are better than single moms.
Single moms are a society's terminal cancer.
@@noneofyourbusiness4294Lemme just tell you, it's a lot harder than you could ever imagine, id go as far as to say it's the hardest job in the world. But it's also the best feeling in the world to be a parent. Maybe one day you will change your mind, but just know, it's even harder than you think rn lol.
“The real heroes” Having that child was your damn choice, and you are labeled a HERO for doing your DUTIES as THE PARENT? 🤡💩
@NakedCamel420 I see your point, but from my perspective, I couldn't do it. Which is why I think parents are incredible and would label them as heroes.
As a father I LOVED WHEN I CAME HOME AND MY KIDS RAN TO ME HAPPY AND READY TO PLAY !!! I DONT CARE HOW TIRED I WAS !!! ITS PLAY TIME !! DADDY MODE IN FULL AFFECT !!
+1.....if you back out youre loosing precious moments. Never happened Kevin ...pay up bro
💯
Cool … nobody gives a fuck … it’s a joke .
bollocks
Once they grow, you won't have the privilege to play with them or spend time as the way you wanted, everything changes! They won't have the time for you. So, don't be a moron and lose these precious moments. Grab it while you can. Not funny, anyway.
"Fuck you baby" oh lord my ribs😅😅😅 i haven't laughed this hard in forever.
My children were the reason I came home every day. I couldn't wait to be with my children
Were?? 💀
Same. I never backed out of the driveway. Best time of the day and only reason to work as hard as we do
It's a joke!! He's a comedian!! 🙄
You are others like you are the ones that should be parents. 😊
He's joking Karen's
I’ve done this a few times as a mother!! It is what it is!!
you visibly flip off your child?
You are not really a mother
@@TheAverageMR3 the fact you took that as a literal thing. Get a sense of humor please lol
@@hiphopbreaux no u idiot that was a joke u took his comment literally , "Get a sense of humor please lol"
Terrible mother
Me when a random baby is bugging me at the restaurant: "fuck you,baby".
I’ll do you one better the airplane
I’m a dad and have never felt this way, but that’s probably because I’m divorced and don’t get a lot of time with my kid - every day I do get feels precious.
@Dreams of a strange man Thanks, but the good news I actually got to see him today for the first time in a month! Highlight of my week :)
Who
@@kapone6912 cares
Jk, sorry to hear your divorced, glad you love your children.
God bless you man it’s hard living like that I know it it’s like a knife in the heart without them
Not me, I absolutely loved when my children ran to me after work. They’re teens and I have to go looking for them now 😔
Happens before you know it, huh.
@@GoddessofSpring25 yup😔
😢 they grow so fast, thats why i spend as much time i can with mine, cant get those innocent times back again
I just read the other comments: folks, he would never do this....he is obviously being ironic and he couldn't even cuss with a straight face.
You don't know him or most of us fathers then
@@br0l0g u can tell he joking though u can tell by his face he js wants to make people laugh stop being sensitive
@@br0l0g he literally couldn’t keep a straight face
@@chroneglacier7631you haven't seen other clips of this man have you? Dude ain't shit.
Parents don’t cuss at their children but that’s how behave when they stressed out 😄
His delivery is on point lol
I've never felt this way. I've never done that. My kids were the first people to truly make me feel unconditionally loved. They were my highlight of my day coming home from a hard day of work. I come thru the door, and they would hit me with a running bear hug, almost knocking me down. I've never felt more loved in my life. My oldest is 30, and the youngest is 10, and they all still are like that with me.
thats awesome. glad you were able to have those Kids, you sound like an awesome dad!
@Michael Toms Thank you. I just try hard to make sure they are loved, provided for and protected
My dad was the one running home to play with me :)
I love my dad, he's the best 😄
W Dad.
You must be fun at party’s
Not once have I thought about doing that. Every time I see my son after work I get excited.
Amen. Don’t let this type of father mentality continue.
My daddy always came home after a long shift and played with me. Hands calloused, dirt under his nails he still wrestled with me. I’m so thankful my father was never like this. And I’m not either. Love all my babies.
That's awesome
" Where r you going daddy? "
" For milk " 💀
As a mother, I've pulled into my parking lot, thought about it and proceeded to spend the next 7 hours in the grocery store.
This is so funny 😂
@Cameron Tupper mind your business karen 😂
It's a Joke to you people commenting.
People have lost their sense of humour ofcourse no dad will say fucck you baby or drive out but every parwnt can relate especially at that age between 2 and 7..especially if your kids are hyper
I been taking naps with mommy all day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Insert robot dance
Totally understand , my dad do it a lot when i at young age
Did he come back ?
Jokes on you, I’m unemployed.
😂😂😂 you wrong AF for this one Kevin 😂😂🤦♀️
It's a joke... And even if it isn't...I understand.. sometimes people are just fucking tired to deal with stuff...and nothing wrong with that.
“Where you going daddy?!”
“To get the milk I’ll be right back-“
He made me crack up and blow snot...
Kevin heart is low key real bastard
My dad did this 15years ago can’t wait for him to come home this joke is so funny 😁
They put that stripe on pants just to make him look taller..... Michael Jackson was there too
I felt targeted 😂
The middle finger got me 😂
I love Kevin hart joke, the way he stop and then said something funny 😆 what a legend❤
The real victims when you have kids is your bros and your wallet. Your wallet might as well be going to college.
I've done that as a woman lol
to be fair I'm with him all day and only work a few hours in the evenings, but still
Fair enough, I reckon. I hope you got people in your life to help give you a break every now and again. Good luck out there :)
I just finish my blunt in the car before going in 😂
and you wonder why moms are so tired and mad … she has been counting the minutes until you get home
People showing why they can’t go to a comedy show in the comments 😂
Speaking facts 💯 👏
What I do is come home from work and sit outside my house in the car for a few hours.
Love ❤️ Kevin ❤ he always makes me laugh 😂 😂 when I need it
“And that’s why I went to get the milk…”
Um… no man. I never did that one.
The part where you drive into the driveway?
Some mom's do this too, just say stay at home daddy working mommy ,😂😂😂😂😂❤
You are one of the only people who can make me laugh😅😅😢😂😂
My daughter is perfect lol…never happened to me lol
who cares lol.....nobody asked lol
Baby baby baby oooooh. 😂
I've done similar. Walk in, 2 minutes of them running around screaming, "hey babe I'm going to the store".
I swear I think my father has done this before. Except the only thing is he never came back home
My Dad's best line is: Daddy got work to do now, go and play with you mum and I'll see you soon (means: seeing you in bed to say to goodnight)😂
Nope never done this, take a deep breath before opening the door yes many times
So not nice…lol. But, I can picture a man doing this very thing!
I have never done this. It’s always a joy to go home to my son.
"Oh YEAH!" 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha some people in that audience likely backed outa that driveway for good
it's funny that most of the time, the arena was silent 🤣
Because he is not funny
Felt that🎉🎉
He laughing because he knows it’s true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
can't say I've ever had that experience. EVERYDAY since my son was born- I come home... and "BUDDY!!" he's 13 now. a very good boy. kev- it sounds like you need some work / home balance. from my perspective... at shift's end? I'm looking forward to home.
Nope, I'm always excited to see my kids when I get home, because I'm reminded that the people who actually matter still care about me.
“Just going to get some milk”
“And you back out the driveway!” So relatable
You should live for your child's happiness to see you I turned into a stay-at-home father because the mother was like that and she left us that's what I called POS
What...
😂 breh “rather throw boxes at the wall” 👏🤣
This is funny and I know it’s a sketch but I gotta say when I get home and I lock eyes with my kids smiling faces it literally makes any troubles or stresses at work just disappear. The absolute best thing in the world
So it was our fault that our fathers left
I don't do this with my little daughter but when my wife is looking out the window like that. I'm gone for at least one hour
As a father of 4 I can’t relate to this I’ve never done it when I see them no matter how hard the day was it always just makes it instantly better and the love melts away any pain
Weird😂
Nah brother that's just you. I can't wait to get home and see my beautiful kids.
Yet
i have energetic cousins, one time they ask me to play with them, i lied i have to go to work, and im still in high school that time
Never done that, always happy to see my children especially after a difficult day. It is a funny skit though.
The nanny was definitely taking care of his kid, if not what if it was he’s husband? Do that still make it sexist? Or are you choosing to make it sound sexist.
Bold of him to assume there were only black men in his audience.
I just love it when he laughs at his own jokes
Daddy's home it's time to play😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin lost 90% of this bet right guys?
One of his least funniest jokes 👎🏽
No its actually funny
@@f7v94it’s not bro💀it’s corny af
@@HFLCobra corny AF for reals. Kevin usually always funny too
@@707pesci his currents shows are always hard to watch
My dadbdid this sometimes until i started running after the car😂
And guess who's inside taking care of him with no choice in the matter since you just backed the hell out...
laughing at jokes is hard i get it...
And not perpetrating sexist models in the making of humour too hard I guess...
Oh no a feminist...
ah yes the wet towel is here perfect just what every party need
Well he probably worked for the house and the food shes taking care of him with so its a win win .
I did that more than i can confess
That’s how my daughter is when I walk in I already know it’s go time cuz she b on it lol but that what makes me love it cuz seeing your child just happy to see u does something to a parent
"Where you going daddy!?"
"Forgot to get milk"
Where you going daddy ??
Me : to buy some milk
He’s Mini mini u 😂😂🤣🤣
Daddys home time to play got me dying on the floor I hit my head so hard and it hurts but I’m still laughing☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Talent is when you can make people laugh without using bad words,
An artist who a comedian can make people laugh because you have enough material to make people laugh. This is the artist. The comedian
The artist
The man with a plan.
Bro has a Damm boxing ring for a stage
Now I understand what my boss means when he says i come to work to have a break. The real work begins at the house
Never once I ever said no to my kids when they were babies and now I'm the one like little baby asking my grown-ups if they can spend time with me 😂
your my big brother......I feel you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
I’m not a dad yet but I have siblings that I had to help raise and I didn’t back out of the driveway instead I told them we’re gonna play a game.
The games were quiet mouse still mouse or hide and seek.
The kiddos always won while enjoyed a Power Nap win win.
With a smile... Zero zero fucks given. Me too
I like Season 1 in story wise and story telling wise, but I think when it comes to action, suspense and drama, Season 2 takes the cake
Never. Not even close.
Every day I came home from work and my son would come running out and jump up in my arms. It was the highlight of my day. I looked forward to coming home to him just as much as he did.
I’ve never done that to my kids 😂
Never backed out the driveway but I burned a quarter tank of gas sitting there.😂😂😂
My dad did this, texted my mom he'll just buy milk. Never saw him again for 20 years.