When Joey Diaz dosed Tom Segura

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  • @tstclips3980
    @tstclips3980  3 роки тому +328

    What would you do if Joey did this to you?

    • @ltenshu1354
      @ltenshu1354 3 роки тому +108

      Ride the ride baby

    • @maize_thatsme
      @maize_thatsme 3 роки тому +34

      Take a long walk in the woods

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 3 роки тому +26

      Just smile and laugh

    • @HaxelStranger
      @HaxelStranger 3 роки тому +32

      Thank him

    • @MrSub132
      @MrSub132 3 роки тому +84

      Take a baby xannax to take the edge off, tremendous!

  • @ELfabio5
    @ELfabio5 4 роки тому +3362

    The only thing better than joey Diaz’s stories are stories about Joey díaz

  • @ktothec24
    @ktothec24 4 роки тому +3269

    Segura got a sliver of what it’s felt like to be Lee syatt for the last 6 years

    • @MoroccosModernLifePSN
      @MoroccosModernLifePSN 4 роки тому +117

      Bruh a sliver is an understatement lmao

    • @conorkelly4953
      @conorkelly4953 3 роки тому +37

      Slither

    • @joshvanallen6265
      @joshvanallen6265 3 роки тому +64

      @@conorkelly4953 slither? You got a snake or something bro?

    • @conorkelly4953
      @conorkelly4953 3 роки тому +58

      @@joshvanallen6265 ssssssssssss

    • @jeffreycollins7297
      @jeffreycollins7297 3 роки тому +8

      OMG did you see the episode with Luis J Gomez where he took a full 3Grams of the stars. Holy Moly!

  • @xcesarxramosx
    @xcesarxramosx 4 роки тому +2527

    Tremendous

  • @DarkLegonAir
    @DarkLegonAir 3 роки тому +1507

    “If you’re gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead”-Joey “Co Co” Diaz

    • @marcelocantillano4544
      @marcelocantillano4544 3 роки тому +18

      I thought it was Ralphie May

    • @DarkLegonAir
      @DarkLegonAir 3 роки тому +22

      @@marcelocantillano4544 Him and Joey, they were basically brothers

    • @bevin5488
      @bevin5488 3 роки тому +47

      If you're gonna walk on ice might as well dance and one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel are joeys. The devil quote is ralphies

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa 3 роки тому

      that is a great line though

    • @patrciaclemons8183
      @patrciaclemons8183 2 роки тому +2

      If the devil ask to dance you better say never because a dance with the devil could last you forever

  • @Cody9603
    @Cody9603 4 роки тому +433

    Tom's impersonation of Joey is funny as hell everytime

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 роки тому +1208

    *That is such criminal logic* 😂😂😂Tom has such a way with words I swear lmao

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 3 роки тому +4

      Really? He literally just copied a sentence, didn't even make up his own expression. Also what Joey said was 100% true, but of course a square like Tom would never get that.

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 роки тому +1

      “That’s tremendous.” 😂

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 3 роки тому +15

      @@benitofranklyn4237 u hate ur life and it shows

    • @matty55890
      @matty55890 3 роки тому +15

      @@benitofranklyn4237 L

    • @nicholascage9186
      @nicholascage9186 3 роки тому +2

      @@benitofranklyn4237 homie heated

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester 4 роки тому +480

    Like a doctah

  • @jpeezie3192
    @jpeezie3192 4 роки тому +654

    You good? You with your family? You home now?
    -So what’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♂️ LMFAO

    • @toolivekhii5607
      @toolivekhii5607 4 роки тому +40

      This had me rolling cuz he not wrong 😂

    • @jeff-tq5qk
      @jeff-tq5qk 3 роки тому +14

      Criminal logic.

    • @larryhoover2541
      @larryhoover2541 3 роки тому +7

      @@toolivekhii5607 Hahaha good point, still kinda fucked up to do but when uncle Joey doses you, you gotta ride it out.

    • @clarencethomas01
      @clarencethomas01 2 роки тому

      @@larryhoover2541 if the edibles induce psychosis there's about a 25% you'll get future episodes and be "riding it out" the rest of your life lol 😂 edibles can fk ppl up mentally, even just a bong made a person who'd never smoked have a psychotic break right in front of me. I still love weed but it is stronger than some people realize, especially on those with little tolerance

    • @cartman2dk
      @cartman2dk 2 роки тому +4

      @@clarencethomas01 did you read that on facebook?

  • @danalexander2149
    @danalexander2149 4 роки тому +73

    “I reset you.” - Joey Diaz

    • @hahandroo
      @hahandroo 3 роки тому +3

      I didn’t ask to be resetted 😂

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 3 роки тому +193

    1:05 “I’m out of my mind I’m having a panic attack” way too relatable💀😂

  • @T_P21
    @T_P21 3 роки тому +18

    I'm not sure what I love more, Joey Diaz telling storie. Or people telling Joey Diaz stories

  • @HoldenMcRoin69
    @HoldenMcRoin69 2 роки тому +9

    “That’s a dangerous friend right there, someone who thinks their right and has chemicals” 😂😂

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 4 роки тому +736

    If you think Joey Diaz would buy something that's 10mg you fell on your head lmao

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 роки тому +7

      Mg limit in califorina for recreational is 100mgs max. 100mgs is absolutely nothing and guaranteed to not effect me or joey diaz. Hed need to take least 15 or 20 to feel anything. Before we could buy 1000ms chocolate bars for cheap and those would last me about 2 or 3 days when i first started activly getting high of thc everyday. This was 2016

    • @jc9291
      @jc9291 3 роки тому +10

      @@veryfrozen3271 I just don’t believe that. At least not from a dispensary. They aren’t legally allowed to sell anything more than 100mg thc total in a edible product. And any 1000mg edible off the street is no where near 1000mg. Go eat a half gram of 90% thc RSO and try to tell me that street edible hit you harder. LOL

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 роки тому +6

      @@jc9291 i get rso tables edibles 1000mg from my dispensary in California, takes me over 200 mgs to feel anything wtf are you talking about street edibles

    • @PRICEX
      @PRICEX 3 роки тому +9

      @@jc9291 not defending that guy, but you used to be able to buy 1000mg chocolate bars. They recently capped it at 100mg total

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 3 роки тому +5

      @@PRICEX I'm in CO so I'm sure laws are at least a bit different, but I think you're talking recreational sales, while medical sales got a MUCH MUCH higher cap.

  • @SpadeAce
    @SpadeAce 2 роки тому +11

    love his natural way of comedy. "I don't think that anyone approaches life like this." Fucking love it.

  • @hotlavamanjpg
    @hotlavamanjpg 4 роки тому +431

    hearing this made me sweat “profuciously”

  • @ryanblue2133
    @ryanblue2133 3 роки тому +8

    "I reset you" 😂😂😂

  • @LANGI902
    @LANGI902 4 роки тому +427

    Baby Xanax 😅 only a matter of time until you hear that name in the rap charts

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @JaxBrosIII
      @JaxBrosIII 4 роки тому +27

      We unfortunately have Lil Xan already! Baby Xanax sounds much better!!!

    • @Sleepydill
      @Sleepydill 4 роки тому +1

      I guarantee no one with that name will make it

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sleepydill nowadays, I wouldn’t be so surprised lol

    • @hydroggz
      @hydroggz 4 роки тому +3

      Xanax already made it's wave through hip hop its not coming back

  • @MP-mz1vu
    @MP-mz1vu 4 роки тому +72

    I know the window feeling lol weird when you get too high like you cannot comprehend your own consciousness

  • @xix8165
    @xix8165 3 роки тому +7

    “I don’t think anyone approaches life like this” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fastmclaren71
    @fastmclaren71 3 роки тому +6

    Just discovered Tom in 2021 and he has just become even more awesome.

  • @hookandjet
    @hookandjet 2 роки тому +39

    Joey is such a good father to all of his crazy kids: Tom, Burt, Joe, and Theo.

  • @lobso123
    @lobso123 3 роки тому +5

    All of joeys friends do great Joey impressions

  • @FauxStalgia
    @FauxStalgia 3 роки тому +11

    I love how his apology sounded more like a "hey, you didn't die or damage your family's emotions? So what's wrong?" Lmfao

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH 2 місяці тому +1

    ”You needed a reset” 😂

  • @jordanasalvemini1465
    @jordanasalvemini1465 2 роки тому +3

    Hearing him tell this story in his latest standup bit was actually f*cking hilarious

  • @finished6267
    @finished6267 2 роки тому +182

    I'm glad that Uncle Joey found edibles. I really think they saved his life. Let's hope we get to have him around for another decade or two.

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 2 роки тому +16

      @KIKU talking a .5 with your edibles wont kill you tbh there are people on 2+ mg's a day as their daily dosage from a real doctor lol

    • @NickC-Ohio
      @NickC-Ohio 2 роки тому

      @@natenate2280 yeah but that's as dangerous as taking opiates daily... & any physician expecting a user like Joey to be so continuously moderate is the same doctor who would prescribe opiates by the month for growing pains. Benzos are so dangerous.

    • @coreyrich420
      @coreyrich420 2 роки тому +6

      @@natenate2280 and slowly killing them

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 2 роки тому

      @@coreyrich420 yes but you wonder overdose

    • @zheretxc
      @zheretxc 2 роки тому

      @@coreyrich420 taking a xanax won’t kill you, abusing it and taking several a day everyday definitely will though

  • @alexdarren8432
    @alexdarren8432 4 роки тому +35

    “So what’s the problem?” 😂😂😂

  • @thomasbobinski4127
    @thomasbobinski4127 3 роки тому +1

    "You needed a reset"😂😂

  • @carfish
    @carfish 2 роки тому +14

    Joey feeling guilty and asking about his family is hilarious 😂

  • @cecerojas3424
    @cecerojas3424 4 роки тому +8

    I love joey diaz whenever he talks about his life

  • @climbingjohn
    @climbingjohn 4 роки тому +57

    Time to see the devil, tom segura

  • @zodinero2622
    @zodinero2622 4 роки тому +2

    Bro I’m fucking dying 😂😂

  • @kyleweaver1930
    @kyleweaver1930 3 роки тому +14

    I can relate to that. My first time was like 75mg and I did not smoke much at all. Absolutely obliterated and still high for like 2 days. I couldn't believe it

    • @swamp-yankee
      @swamp-yankee 2 роки тому

      Brutal. A friend’s grandmother and her friends who had never smoked pot decided to try edibles and when they asked the idiot stoner behind the counter about how many gummies to take and he said he usually eats 2 to mellow out and 4 when he wants to really feel it, so they started with 2 each each. Well, they were 25mg gummies & they ended up terrified and obliterated for days. One had her stomach pumped. I don’t know if he was being cruel or just negligent, but they’re never getting high again, and they warned their friends.

    • @thisismyrealname2860
      @thisismyrealname2860 2 роки тому +1

      @@swamp-yankee I'd probably be tracking that guy down after hours, that's ridiculous

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 роки тому +1

      @@thisismyrealname2860 That’s not the guys fault, they willingly took the drugs. That’s their own responsibility, I’m tired of grown adults trying to blame others for a decision they made. You took the drugs on your own, don’t blame the person you got them from. Have personal accountability for fucks sake.

    • @thisismyrealname2860
      @thisismyrealname2860 2 роки тому +3

      @@SabbathPriest33 i agree with personal accountability, that's why the douche should take some for selling an intoxicating product to elderly newbies without giving them a simple fast warning/explanation about dosages. If that old lady had walked into a bar and asked for a drink recommendation because she had never drank before, you should rightfully call the bartender a negligent asshole for telling her to chug a Long Island iced tea.

  • @dustinlarkin8582
    @dustinlarkin8582 3 роки тому +2

    He said "I'm out of my mind I'm having a panic attack right now" 😂

  • @tonyjenkins272
    @tonyjenkins272 4 роки тому +5

    Uncle Joey the Man!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @07serda
    @07serda 4 роки тому +386

    To be FAIR...what close comedic friend of Joey’s is DUMB enough to take edibles from Diaz? Has Tom NEVER seen what he does to Lee?🤣

    • @joeelkmeatrogan3224
      @joeelkmeatrogan3224 4 роки тому +5

      Lee is always dead XD he must have lived his life with edibles

    • @LShinn
      @LShinn 4 роки тому +36

      "Did I tell you about the time I gave Lee 500mg?"

    • @Lvwl3ss
      @Lvwl3ss 4 роки тому +3

      What do you think about what ari did to Bert ?

    • @07serda
      @07serda 4 роки тому +16

      @@Lvwl3ss given bert’s known health status, his unknown mental well being during all this 2020 shit, the fact that he has a family, AND it’s a psychedelic that acts for hours that was a “deal breaker” IMO.
      Ari has no idea what it is to have kids and be responsible for their future after your death. This could have kill Bert literally, ended his career had he done/posted the wrong joke, or got someone hurt and put him in jail or got his kids taken. Even if unlikely, all were a possibility. You don’t take risks with a man’s family.

    • @LShinn
      @LShinn 4 роки тому +13

      @@Lvwl3ss that was a piece of shit move. Highly illegal. Offer some, don't dose people. All because he was mad he had to do sober october. Just say I'm not doing it this year, and go about your day.

  • @cameronbosshart1130
    @cameronbosshart1130 4 роки тому +6

    Damn Tom's Diaz impression is on point

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 4 роки тому +30

    Hearing that Joey can still get buzzed or stoned from Cannibus lets me know it’s still possible.

  • @213byron
    @213byron 4 роки тому +10

    Hippie speedball 😂

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 3 роки тому +24

    i agree with joey. everyone needs to go over their limit every once in awhile.

    • @whatevervideos542635
      @whatevervideos542635 2 роки тому +3

      You need to see the devil sometimes to ground you 😂

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 роки тому

      @@whatevervideos542635 People from normal backgrounds just won’t understand that😂😂 going through some mentally challenging shit builds character. And like bro, it’s just weed. He’s not dosing people with LSD actually freaking them out.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Рік тому

      @@SabbathPriest33 you need therapy. Totally demented

  • @Sal-si-puedes33
    @Sal-si-puedes33 4 роки тому +189

    Tom on getting dosed: "Yeah totally not cool to put someone through something they didn't sign up for."
    Tom on YMH: "Anyways unsuspecting guest, here's a video of someone getting their head chopped off. Watch it while I laugh at your horrified reaction."

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss 4 роки тому +25

      Honestly, he should get his guests on waking nightmare levels of edibles, and THEN show them the heavy shit.

    • @georgegardner7091
      @georgegardner7091 4 роки тому

      Show me where it spits

    • @Marklennon
      @Marklennon 2 роки тому +1

      @Theo P there’s a market for it

    • @Evan-pt8nr
      @Evan-pt8nr Рік тому

      A video last 5/10 minutes an edible trip can last a day of panic attacks if its heavy dose 🤣

  • @hollarforadollar9244
    @hollarforadollar9244 4 роки тому +12

    Classic Joey Diaz dosing. Wish I had a friend who keeps me on my toes

  • @jazmingutierrez861
    @jazmingutierrez861 3 роки тому

    Joey is the cool uncle to every comedian I swear.

  • @richp.1234
    @richp.1234 4 роки тому +29

    I can't smoke or ingest weed any more. I had a few blissful years then the anxiety and introversion swooped in. Every time.

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 4 роки тому +2

      That happened to me but I took small hits of a 1 thc : 2 CBD ratio vape pen and now I rarely feel panic attacks

    • @richp.1234
      @richp.1234 4 роки тому +12

      @@DoughBoy45 it's good that you can relate. It's the worst feeling. The last time I got stoned I spent the night in bed not wanting to see anything, mentally beating myself up about every last little thing I'd ever done, my insecurities. It was hell on earth.

    • @jodydolphin79
      @jodydolphin79 4 роки тому +5

      @@richp.1234 that's awesome, maybe you should make some changes in your life.. weed is just telling you some truths about the real you..

    • @richp.1234
      @richp.1234 4 роки тому +5

      @@jodydolphin79 Thank you for your wise words. Maybe you're right. It is definitely reflective of my mental state in adulthood. Insecurity, worry and a preoccupation with what other people think of me always come to the forefront of my mind when I'm stoned. I wasn't always like this.

    • @81ghale
      @81ghale 3 роки тому +5

      @@richp.1234 exact same thing here my dude you ain’t alone in that. I stayed stoned for over 10 years with no issue, then what seemed like the next day it spun me out every time. Now anytime I try I stay in a constant state of dread with full body anxiety locked inside my own head afraid I’ll forget to breath or I’ll stop my own heart or some other dumb shit that makes no sense lol. It’s a horrible feeling for sure. 1 out of maybe 10 times I’ll have a decent experience. Total bummer.

  • @joeydiaz8548
    @joeydiaz8548 3 роки тому +7

    Tremendous
    Edit: My name is literally Joey Diaz
    I found Joey Diaz by searching my name. Never looked back

  • @rocketoil
    @rocketoil 2 роки тому +5

    Ari: it's cool when they do it, it's a problem when I do it

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 10 місяців тому

      Oh please you’re gonna compare Molly with weed. Fuck outta here. Ari is a douche bag

  • @JakesSoCal420
    @JakesSoCal420 2 роки тому

    “Hippie speedball”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caynecartoons
    @caynecartoons 3 роки тому +11

    everyone needs a friend like Joey Diaz

  • @rthfalconer1306
    @rthfalconer1306 2 роки тому

    Fellow cuban immigrant just like diaz here...I grew up with a bunch of hustlers just like Joey (but in Miami, not Jersey). Joey Diaz is the truth

  • @SunG0D936
    @SunG0D936 4 роки тому +223

    I ate 750mg of the Cali gold pen gummy bears and holyyyy shit. I couldn't stop thinking about death, my girlfriend was psychically sensing it and hugging me but also uncomfortable, I thought god had sent an asteroid because I figured out the meaning of life, the tv was talking to me directly, the bed was floating thru space and time at the end of all things. Amazing haha would do again

  • @jimmy2thymes916
    @jimmy2thymes916 2 роки тому

    Diaz calling Tom to make sure his family was ok, then asking him what his fucking problem is. Priceless.

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 3 роки тому +5

    Its 100% true about the vallum etc... with psychadelics! One of the best drug experience I have had was mushrooms and vallum.

  • @FearlessJo
    @FearlessJo 2 роки тому

    3:56
    When tom said "so what's the problem", it sounded just like joey

  • @discobiscuits4251
    @discobiscuits4251 4 роки тому +7

    That really is the key, if you overload on edibles take a little benzo and you’ll be on your A game

  • @IrLosin
    @IrLosin 2 роки тому

    I love how the Exit route of the office is the Nurburgring.

  • @armandking8326
    @armandking8326 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly put Tom, Joey and a couple other comedians in a hangover type movie. Everyone's getting fucked up cause a Joey haha

  • @RyanFain7
    @RyanFain7 3 роки тому +1

    "So whats the problem?" I started dying lol

  • @convexsix
    @convexsix 3 роки тому +5

    I took 100mg by accident once and had a shamanic experience in my bedroom for several hours. My eyes were laser pink and my thoughts were gibberish.

  • @caspertms8543
    @caspertms8543 2 роки тому +2

    it's simply a tolerance. I stopped smoking for almost ten years. I recently started again and for the first few months I would get so loaded off a couple small hits that I had to steer clear of people for the first 30-60 min cuz my heart was beating so hard. now it's just a couple months later and I smoke 3 gram joints a day and barely get lit. I ate a 100mg Medible gummy all at once the other day and was feeling it so little that I was questioning if it was just placebo effect. after a few hours I said fuck it and proceeded to smoke a j and then smoked my other 2 later and barely got high....
    so now each week on my off day I only smoke 1 time on that day (I'll do 2 days in a row like that if I can ).and that seems to reset my tolerance just enough to get a reasonably satisfying feeling from smoking...... also, yes I'm smoking the best dispensary bud you can get around here so please don't suggest it's the quality .😆

  • @Poonslayer42
    @Poonslayer42 3 роки тому +37

    Nowhere near as bad as when Ari dosed bert with Molly

    • @johongo
      @johongo 3 роки тому +8

      I dunno fam I’d rather be happy than anxious

    • @AliHussein-br4ye
      @AliHussein-br4ye 3 роки тому +1

      @@johongo you're a weirdo 😂

    • @flavorytub
      @flavorytub 3 роки тому

      @@AliHussein-br4ye its not that weird I live in nc and a lot of people do molly out here and only like 10% of them got addicted or had a bad time it’s only a bad time when you don’t expect it so let me be clear I am not defending ari I’m just saying it’s not weird to like molly there are plenty worse drugs you could do

    • @JimmyR83
      @JimmyR83 3 роки тому

      Omg classic

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 3 роки тому

      @@johongo exactly

  • @jaysoddfutr1136
    @jaysoddfutr1136 3 роки тому

    Bahaha I’m dying. “So what’s the problem??” “I reset ya.”

  • @RhettJH
    @RhettJH 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah but nobody wants to compare this to Ari dosing Bert.

  • @josev7417
    @josev7417 2 роки тому

    Joey Diaz is like the hulk, instead of him saying the secret is I'm always angry. Joey says I'm always high as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @213byron
    @213byron 4 роки тому +4

    I almost broke my leg because I passed out on top of my leg and when I woke upI tried standing up I immediately fell to the ground

  • @danielmcfaden2782
    @danielmcfaden2782 3 роки тому

    Joey Diaz is the goat

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 3 роки тому +17

    It is actually pretty sad that Joey takes a lot of xanax. That is going to cause a lot of problems later on on top of the insane amount of weed.
    Just take a beta blocker instead. It reduces the fear response and doesn't destroy your CNS

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 роки тому

      @@LWLProductions oh lol xanax is definitely giving him more anxiety. Take that shit two days in a row and the third day you will feel awful

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 2 роки тому +1

      It’s sad to see him get off the blow and replace it with another drug.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 роки тому +1

      @@bucknasty69 least weed is better to do often since it is safer.
      Cocaine obviously comes with so many demons.

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 2 роки тому

      @@XenoTravis It’s not the weed I’m worried about it’s the xanax. Benzos can mess you up.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 роки тому

      @@bucknasty69 oh yeah that stuff gives you more anxiety than it helps. Doctors still give it out like candy.

  • @masterxXx77
    @masterxXx77 3 роки тому

    Its like wolf of wall street lol 😆 him talking about what he takes in a day lol

  • @hassanalzaabi771
    @hassanalzaabi771 4 роки тому +11

    Please Matt bring on Uncle Joey it would be tremendous

  • @ayoitzgrillo
    @ayoitzgrillo 2 роки тому

    Ahh I love hearing Joey bucket stories. What a legend

  • @williamcole60
    @williamcole60 4 роки тому +4

    I'm from Jersey and have the joey tolerance

  • @fortafied
    @fortafied 3 роки тому

    A day or two fuck I been missing out.

  • @thomashartmann3466
    @thomashartmann3466 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I give myself fucking panic attacks on the dialy

  • @erikhuerta2759
    @erikhuerta2759 2 роки тому +4

    I love how it annoyed him, but ultimately, it's water under the bridge and just another amusing story to tell on a pod lol.

  • @pzkpfw2310
    @pzkpfw2310 2 роки тому

    Ugh I know the exact feeling they describe

  • @buffjesus9386
    @buffjesus9386 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao some people act like bud is gonna take them on the same trip as acid

    • @wxll5385
      @wxll5385 3 роки тому +5

      They talking about edibles, I've had more anxiety attacks on edibles then shrooms or lucy.

    • @seangrabowski3142
      @seangrabowski3142 3 роки тому

      Hahaha exactly “dosed”? Hahaha dorks

  • @DoggyDisk
    @DoggyDisk 3 роки тому

    I can relate to that bathroom part of the story way too much.

  • @Andrew-wo7ng
    @Andrew-wo7ng 2 роки тому +5

    I can’t imagine why ari thought it was ok to drug Bert

    • @nathanieljames7462
      @nathanieljames7462 Рік тому

      ari is not okay
      at all

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie Рік тому

      ari is and always has been a piece of shit. that was just another big piece showing up.

  • @Daniel-Lonsdale
    @Daniel-Lonsdale 4 роки тому +1

    Tommy man he's a great story teller...

  • @jasonmoore3980
    @jasonmoore3980 4 роки тому +10

    I wish edibles effected me that way. I’ve taken 500mg and never felt anything.

    • @WhoBoogaloo
      @WhoBoogaloo 4 роки тому

      @The Fashion Cold Wars daywalkers! lol

    • @cousin_ryan
      @cousin_ryan 4 роки тому +2

      bruh 😂 I ate a 500mg brownie once and thought I was dying

    • @MountMonty
      @MountMonty 4 роки тому +2

      You may have gotten a bad batch. Try it again. Bring a seatbelt.

    • @jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599
      @jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599 4 роки тому +1

      This might sound odd but if you ever wanna try it one last time take two or three tums with some water a minute before taking the actual edible. Edibles used to work on me just fine and then for about two years they didn't, tried this method on accident as I had eaten OJ and milk in the same meal. It works for me at least!

    • @brandenbran
      @brandenbran 4 роки тому +2

      Some people’s biology is different and it won’t allow them to get high through eating weed. I have two friends like this who have tried them with me many times with no effect whatsoever, meanwhile on the same dose my eyes feel like they are melting out of my head

  • @gawdlyinhale4203
    @gawdlyinhale4203 3 роки тому

    its just a superhuman tolerance we got XD

  • @guccimane623
    @guccimane623 4 роки тому +17

    I took a 100mg cheeba chew in Denver about 5 years ago. It was so small I thought whats the worst that could happen. 15 min later I became constipated because I didn’t shit right away and a freight train came barreling into my forehead. All day I was gone

  • @NicholasPaulArnold
    @NicholasPaulArnold 4 місяці тому

    Joey Diaz is a menace! 😂😂

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 Рік тому

    It would be great to get Joey diaz on the show talking about selling cars, Car stories and other stuff

  • @tiktaktikka
    @tiktaktikka 3 роки тому +13

    Kinda sad at Joey's age. Hope he lives a long life. Pill's hopefully at a minimum, hes a big dude and stuff takes a toll. At-least he does jiu jitsu

    • @toooes
      @toooes 3 роки тому

      Being fat’ll take out the cardiovascular system before pharmaceuticals do any damage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @baulzzzzzzz2278
    @baulzzzzzzz2278 3 роки тому

    Fucking love when Joey doses people it cracks me up, I love eddies 500mg full bodily eddies are the shit they hit so fucking good

  • @BurnedJello
    @BurnedJello 3 роки тому +4

    Here's the difference between Uncle Joey and Ari. At least it wasn't Molly and he called to check up on you

    • @tonymuir4715
      @tonymuir4715 3 роки тому

      And it wasnt in front of his kids either

  • @danielvalleduarte
    @danielvalleduarte 3 роки тому

    "I didn't ask for a fking RESET!"

  • @fraudabiad637
    @fraudabiad637 3 роки тому +3

    I wonder if Joey Diaz calls Owen Benjamin to check up on how hes doing, lmao

  • @LeeRector859
    @LeeRector859 3 роки тому

    I reset you. You need a reset

  • @EdwardAlcala
    @EdwardAlcala 4 роки тому +3

    Of course the video talking about Joey Diaz has 30k in the channel and the others have less than 30 views

  • @800gaming-y2k
    @800gaming-y2k 11 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 that is literally crazy criminal logic

  • @TheThepurpelstuff
    @TheThepurpelstuff 4 роки тому +4

    Dam I’ve bin popin a Xan an smoking a hole blunt to the face an boom best chill relaxed mood ever, even till this day still my go to choice of vice’s

    • @fogh1886
      @fogh1886 3 роки тому

      Stop the xans they ain’t good brotha

    • @TheThepurpelstuff
      @TheThepurpelstuff 2 роки тому

      @Devon Hæbermän let me guess your a oxy fan smh 🤦‍♂️ good luck with that brother man

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 3 роки тому +1

    Fight Club is the first thing I thought of lol

  • @brayantgnomez6102
    @brayantgnomez6102 3 роки тому +2

    I took 30mg for my first time and I felt like a recovering schizophrenic

  • @DarkEpyon123
    @DarkEpyon123 3 роки тому +1

    3:50
    "But did you die?"

  • @oussamaokbi
    @oussamaokbi 4 роки тому +16

    You smoke enough weed in your life you end up having a panic attack all the time so you get used to it :D

    • @dravensdraven4905
      @dravensdraven4905 4 роки тому +8

      its like routine, u feel ur forehead go cold back start sweating heart starts pounding u just take a minute compose urself and everythings gravy

    • @Christian-xo8hu
      @Christian-xo8hu 3 роки тому +1

      @@dravensdraven4905 HAHA RITE

    • @livingminimumwage6359
      @livingminimumwage6359 3 роки тому

      The worst is forgetting how to breathe. Eventually it feels great beating the Devil.

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 3 роки тому +1

      Yea that's called tolerance

  • @pocketgrim4942
    @pocketgrim4942 2 роки тому

    How high you have to be to think you have to convince yourself to not jump out of a window is fuckin absurd lmaoooo

  • @cannedfish839
    @cannedfish839 4 роки тому +3

    Hey mommy’s

  • @Wizardboz
    @Wizardboz 2 роки тому

    I love Joey Diaz