When Joey Diaz dosed Tom Segura
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- Опубліковано 29 жов 2020
- Tom Segura tells us about the time Joey Diaz gave him way too much marijuana.
From episode 571 of The Smoking Tire Podcast
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What would you do if Joey did this to you?
Ride the ride baby
Take a long walk in the woods
Just smile and laugh
Thank him
Take a baby xannax to take the edge off, tremendous!
Segura got a sliver of what it’s felt like to be Lee syatt for the last 6 years
Bruh a sliver is an understatement lmao
Slither
@@conorkelly4953 slither? You got a snake or something bro?
@@joshvanallen6265 ssssssssssss
OMG did you see the episode with Luis J Gomez where he took a full 3Grams of the stars. Holy Moly!
The only thing better than joey Diaz’s stories are stories about Joey díaz
Can you imagine him 20 years ago... my god
@@adamturner8732 20 years ago if he asked if you could keep up with him he'd have ya dead in a week with the stuff he was doing 🤣
THIS
Amen
Facts😂😂
Tremendous
Tremendous dawg
Read that in coco’s voice
Cocksucka
you know me dawg
like a docta
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead”-Joey “Co Co” Diaz
I thought it was Ralphie May
@@marcelocantillano4544 Him and Joey, they were basically brothers
If you're gonna walk on ice might as well dance and one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel are joeys. The devil quote is ralphies
that is a great line though
If the devil ask to dance you better say never because a dance with the devil could last you forever
*That is such criminal logic* 😂😂😂Tom has such a way with words I swear lmao
Really? He literally just copied a sentence, didn't even make up his own expression. Also what Joey said was 100% true, but of course a square like Tom would never get that.
“That’s tremendous.” 😂
@@benitofranklyn4237 u hate ur life and it shows
@@benitofranklyn4237 L
@@benitofranklyn4237 homie heated
Like a doctah
*HE TOOK THE FOOKIN ELEVATUH*
You good? You with your family? You home now?
-So what’s the problem 🤷🏻♂️ LMFAO
This had me rolling cuz he not wrong 😂
Criminal logic.
@@toolivekhii5607 Hahaha good point, still kinda fucked up to do but when uncle Joey doses you, you gotta ride it out.
@@larryhoover2541 if the edibles induce psychosis there's about a 25% you'll get future episodes and be "riding it out" the rest of your life lol 😂 edibles can fk ppl up mentally, even just a bong made a person who'd never smoked have a psychotic break right in front of me. I still love weed but it is stronger than some people realize, especially on those with little tolerance
@@clarencethomas01 did you read that on facebook?
Tom's impersonation of Joey is funny as hell everytime
Better than Joe's XD
“Like a doctah”
1:05 “I’m out of my mind I’m having a panic attack” way too relatable💀😂
LMFAOOOO
Right?!
“I reset you.” - Joey Diaz
I didn’t ask to be resetted 😂
If you think Joey Diaz would buy something that's 10mg you fell on your head lmao
Mg limit in califorina for recreational is 100mgs max. 100mgs is absolutely nothing and guaranteed to not effect me or joey diaz. Hed need to take least 15 or 20 to feel anything. Before we could buy 1000ms chocolate bars for cheap and those would last me about 2 or 3 days when i first started activly getting high of thc everyday. This was 2016
@@veryfrozen3271 I just don’t believe that. At least not from a dispensary. They aren’t legally allowed to sell anything more than 100mg thc total in a edible product. And any 1000mg edible off the street is no where near 1000mg. Go eat a half gram of 90% thc RSO and try to tell me that street edible hit you harder. LOL
@@jc9291 i get rso tables edibles 1000mg from my dispensary in California, takes me over 200 mgs to feel anything wtf are you talking about street edibles
@@jc9291 not defending that guy, but you used to be able to buy 1000mg chocolate bars. They recently capped it at 100mg total
@@PRICEX I'm in CO so I'm sure laws are at least a bit different, but I think you're talking recreational sales, while medical sales got a MUCH MUCH higher cap.
Baby Xanax 😅 only a matter of time until you hear that name in the rap charts
😂😂😂
We unfortunately have Lil Xan already! Baby Xanax sounds much better!!!
I guarantee no one with that name will make it
@@Sleepydill nowadays, I wouldn’t be so surprised lol
Xanax already made it's wave through hip hop its not coming back
hearing this made me sweat “profuciously”
it's another one of HIS words. if you hear another guy say that in public, there's an 80% chance you found another member of the church.
Alright Dopesmoker
Profusely
@@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no
@@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no
I'm not sure what I love more, Joey Diaz telling storie. Or people telling Joey Diaz stories
“That’s a dangerous friend right there, someone who thinks their right and has chemicals” 😂😂
I'm glad that Uncle Joey found edibles. I really think they saved his life. Let's hope we get to have him around for another decade or two.
He pops Xans
@@Deleted_never_defeated talking a .5 with your edibles wont kill you tbh there are people on 2+ mg's a day as their daily dosage from a real doctor lol
@@natenate2280 yeah but that's as dangerous as taking opiates daily... & any physician expecting a user like Joey to be so continuously moderate is the same doctor who would prescribe opiates by the month for growing pains. Benzos are so dangerous.
@@natenate2280 and slowly killing them
@@coreyrich420 yes but you wonder overdose
I know the window feeling lol weird when you get too high like you cannot comprehend your own consciousness
Lmaooo this is facts
can you comprehend it sober?
@@corbs3535 touché
love his natural way of comedy. "I don't think that anyone approaches life like this." Fucking love it.
Joey feeling guilty and asking about his family is hilarious 😂
I love how his apology sounded more like a "hey, you didn't die or damage your family's emotions? So what's wrong?" Lmfao
Joey is such a good father to all of his crazy kids: Tom, Burt, Joe, and Theo.
Burnt krishna
Just discovered Tom in 2021 and he has just become even more awesome.
I love joey diaz whenever he talks about his life
“I don’t think anyone approaches life like this” 🤣🤣🤣
Hearing him tell this story in his latest standup bit was actually f*cking hilarious
“So what’s the problem?” 😂😂😂
"I reset you" 😂😂😂
"You needed a reset"😂😂
Uncle Joey the Man!! 🔥🔥🔥
All of joeys friends do great Joey impressions
Joey is the cool uncle to every comedian I swear.
Bro I’m fucking dying 😂😂
Tom on getting dosed: "Yeah totally not cool to put someone through something they didn't sign up for."
Tom on YMH: "Anyways unsuspecting guest, here's a video of someone getting their head chopped off. Watch it while I laugh at your horrified reaction."
Honestly, he should get his guests on waking nightmare levels of edibles, and THEN show them the heavy shit.
Show me where it spits
@Theo P there’s a market for it
A video last 5/10 minutes an edible trip can last a day of panic attacks if its heavy dose 🤣
Time to see the devil, tom segura
He said "I'm out of my mind I'm having a panic attack right now" 😂
Ahh I love hearing Joey bucket stories. What a legend
Damn Tom's Diaz impression is on point
Hearing that Joey can still get buzzed or stoned from Cannibus lets me know it’s still possible.
“I reset ya” 😂😂😂
Diaz calling Tom to make sure his family was ok, then asking him what his fucking problem is. Priceless.
I can't smoke or ingest weed any more. I had a few blissful years then the anxiety and introversion swooped in. Every time.
That happened to me but I took small hits of a 1 thc : 2 CBD ratio vape pen and now I rarely feel panic attacks
@@DoughBoy45 it's good that you can relate. It's the worst feeling. The last time I got stoned I spent the night in bed not wanting to see anything, mentally beating myself up about every last little thing I'd ever done, my insecurities. It was hell on earth.
@@richp.1234 that's awesome, maybe you should make some changes in your life.. weed is just telling you some truths about the real you..
@@jodydolphin79 Thank you for your wise words. Maybe you're right. It is definitely reflective of my mental state in adulthood. Insecurity, worry and a preoccupation with what other people think of me always come to the forefront of my mind when I'm stoned. I wasn't always like this.
@@richp.1234 exact same thing here my dude you ain’t alone in that. I stayed stoned for over 10 years with no issue, then what seemed like the next day it spun me out every time. Now anytime I try I stay in a constant state of dread with full body anxiety locked inside my own head afraid I’ll forget to breath or I’ll stop my own heart or some other dumb shit that makes no sense lol. It’s a horrible feeling for sure. 1 out of maybe 10 times I’ll have a decent experience. Total bummer.
I ate 750mg of the Cali gold pen gummy bears and holyyyy shit. I couldn't stop thinking about death, my girlfriend was psychically sensing it and hugging me but also uncomfortable, I thought god had sent an asteroid because I figured out the meaning of life, the tv was talking to me directly, the bed was floating thru space and time at the end of all things. Amazing haha would do again
10/10 would recommend
Boy u tripping 😂
I think that's how the dinosaurs went out. Figured it all out so God had to asteroid them
You’re such a little bitch lmao
Such bullshit
A day or two fuck I been missing out.
Legend
Tremendous
Edit: My name is literally Joey Diaz
I found Joey Diaz by searching my name. Never looked back
To be FAIR...what close comedic friend of Joey’s is DUMB enough to take edibles from Diaz? Has Tom NEVER seen what he does to Lee?🤣
Lee is always dead XD he must have lived his life with edibles
"Did I tell you about the time I gave Lee 500mg?"
What do you think about what ari did to Bert ?
@@Lvwl3ss given bert’s known health status, his unknown mental well being during all this 2020 shit, the fact that he has a family, AND it’s a psychedelic that acts for hours that was a “deal breaker” IMO.
Ari has no idea what it is to have kids and be responsible for their future after your death. This could have kill Bert literally, ended his career had he done/posted the wrong joke, or got someone hurt and put him in jail or got his kids taken. Even if unlikely, all were a possibility. You don’t take risks with a man’s family.
@@Lvwl3ss that was a piece of shit move. Highly illegal. Offer some, don't dose people. All because he was mad he had to do sober october. Just say I'm not doing it this year, and go about your day.
Tom you are my new favorite. Keep doing what you are doing. Crushing it.
“Hippie speedball”😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah but nobody wants to compare this to Ari dosing Bert.
Hippie speedball 😂
Tommy man he's a great story teller...
"So whats the problem?" I started dying lol
i agree with joey. everyone needs to go over their limit every once in awhile.
You need to see the devil sometimes to ground you 😂
@@whatevervideos542635 People from normal backgrounds just won’t understand that😂😂 going through some mentally challenging shit builds character. And like bro, it’s just weed. He’s not dosing people with LSD actually freaking them out.
@@sabbathpriest3755 you need therapy. Totally demented
Classic Joey Diaz dosing. Wish I had a friend who keeps me on my toes
😂
Bill cosby
"So what's the problem?" 😂😂😂
Fucking love when Joey doses people it cracks me up, I love eddies 500mg full bodily eddies are the shit they hit so fucking good
Ari: it's cool when they do it, it's a problem when I do it
Oh please you’re gonna compare Molly with weed. Fuck outta here. Ari is a douche bag
I can relate to that. My first time was like 75mg and I did not smoke much at all. Absolutely obliterated and still high for like 2 days. I couldn't believe it
Brutal. A friend’s grandmother and her friends who had never smoked pot decided to try edibles and when they asked the idiot stoner behind the counter about how many gummies to take and he said he usually eats 2 to mellow out and 4 when he wants to really feel it, so they started with 2 each each. Well, they were 25mg gummies & they ended up terrified and obliterated for days. One had her stomach pumped. I don’t know if he was being cruel or just negligent, but they’re never getting high again, and they warned their friends.
@@swamp-yankee I'd probably be tracking that guy down after hours, that's ridiculous
@@thisismyrealname2860 That’s not the guys fault, they willingly took the drugs. That’s their own responsibility, I’m tired of grown adults trying to blame others for a decision they made. You took the drugs on your own, don’t blame the person you got them from. Have personal accountability for fucks sake.
@@sabbathpriest3755 i agree with personal accountability, that's why the douche should take some for selling an intoxicating product to elderly newbies without giving them a simple fast warning/explanation about dosages. If that old lady had walked into a bar and asked for a drink recommendation because she had never drank before, you should rightfully call the bartender a negligent asshole for telling her to chug a Long Island iced tea.
Inconceivable!!!!!!!!
I can relate to that bathroom part of the story way too much.
Its 100% true about the vallum etc... with psychadelics! One of the best drug experience I have had was mushrooms and vallum.
I'm from Jersey and have the joey tolerance
Im dying 😂😂😂
Bahaha I’m dying. “So what’s the problem??” “I reset ya.”
everyone needs a friend like Joey Diaz
Honestly put Tom, Joey and a couple other comedians in a hangover type movie. Everyone's getting fucked up cause a Joey haha
Bro thts fucking awesome
I love Joey Diaz
Nowhere near as bad as when Ari dosed bert with Molly
I dunno fam I’d rather be happy than anxious
@@johongo you're a weirdo 😂
@@AliHussein-br4ye its not that weird I live in nc and a lot of people do molly out here and only like 10% of them got addicted or had a bad time it’s only a bad time when you don’t expect it so let me be clear I am not defending ari I’m just saying it’s not weird to like molly there are plenty worse drugs you could do
Omg classic
@@johongo exactly
I took 100mg by accident once and had a shamanic experience in my bedroom for several hours. My eyes were laser pink and my thoughts were gibberish.
This shit is so fucking funny 😂
Keep feathering it brother
I almost broke my leg because I passed out on top of my leg and when I woke upI tried standing up I immediately fell to the ground
That really is the key, if you overload on edibles take a little benzo and you’ll be on your A game
Edibles are fucking awesome.
@@Christian-xo8hu until they aren’t
Love uncle joey
Fellow cuban immigrant just like diaz here...I grew up with a bunch of hustlers just like Joey (but in Miami, not Jersey). Joey Diaz is the truth
Please Matt bring on Uncle Joey it would be tremendous
FUCKIN TREMENDOUS
I can’t imagine why ari thought it was ok to drug Bert
ari is not okay
at all
ari is and always has been a piece of shit. that was just another big piece showing up.
Joey Diaz is like the hulk, instead of him saying the secret is I'm always angry. Joey says I'm always high as fuck 🤣🤣🤣
3:56
When tom said "so what's the problem", it sounded just like joey
I love how it annoyed him, but ultimately, it's water under the bridge and just another amusing story to tell on a pod lol.
It is actually pretty sad that Joey takes a lot of xanax. That is going to cause a lot of problems later on on top of the insane amount of weed.
Just take a beta blocker instead. It reduces the fear response and doesn't destroy your CNS
@@LWLProductions oh lol xanax is definitely giving him more anxiety. Take that shit two days in a row and the third day you will feel awful
It’s sad to see him get off the blow and replace it with another drug.
@@bucknasty69 least weed is better to do often since it is safer.
Cocaine obviously comes with so many demons.
@@XenoTravis It’s not the weed I’m worried about it’s the xanax. Benzos can mess you up.
@@bucknasty69 oh yeah that stuff gives you more anxiety than it helps. Doctors still give it out like candy.
Holy shit this clip has over a million views, need Joey in the podcast soon
It would be great to get Joey diaz on the show talking about selling cars, Car stories and other stuff
Lmao some people act like bud is gonna take them on the same trip as acid
They talking about edibles, I've had more anxiety attacks on edibles then shrooms or lucy.
Hahaha exactly “dosed”? Hahaha dorks
Kinda sad at Joey's age. Hope he lives a long life. Pill's hopefully at a minimum, hes a big dude and stuff takes a toll. At-least he does jiu jitsu
Being fat’ll take out the cardiovascular system before pharmaceuticals do any damage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Its like wolf of wall street lol 😆 him talking about what he takes in a day lol
tremendous
Dam I’ve bin popin a Xan an smoking a hole blunt to the face an boom best chill relaxed mood ever, even till this day still my go to choice of vice’s
Stop the xans they ain’t good brotha
@Devon Hæbermän let me guess your a oxy fan smh 🤦♂️ good luck with that brother man
Here's the difference between Uncle Joey and Ari. At least it wasn't Molly and he called to check up on you
And it wasnt in front of his kids either
its just a superhuman tolerance we got XD
I love how the Exit route of the office is the Nurburgring.
Of course the video talking about Joey Diaz has 30k in the channel and the others have less than 30 views
I took a 100mg cheeba chew in Denver about 5 years ago. It was so small I thought whats the worst that could happen. 15 min later I became constipated because I didn’t shit right away and a freight train came barreling into my forehead. All day I was gone
Fight Club is the first thing I thought of lol
It’s a hippie speedball!!🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if Joey Diaz calls Owen Benjamin to check up on how hes doing, lmao
I wish edibles effected me that way. I’ve taken 500mg and never felt anything.
@The Fashion Cold Wars daywalkers! lol
bruh 😂 I ate a 500mg brownie once and thought I was dying
You may have gotten a bad batch. Try it again. Bring a seatbelt.
This might sound odd but if you ever wanna try it one last time take two or three tums with some water a minute before taking the actual edible. Edibles used to work on me just fine and then for about two years they didn't, tried this method on accident as I had eaten OJ and milk in the same meal. It works for me at least!
Some people’s biology is different and it won’t allow them to get high through eating weed. I have two friends like this who have tried them with me many times with no effect whatsoever, meanwhile on the same dose my eyes feel like they are melting out of my head
Joey Diaz is the goat