The Secretive Book That Names All the Cheaters in Vegas

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  • @rubbers3
    @rubbers3 6 років тому +2282

    Entering all students from a certain university to a database of casino cheaters seems like an illegal privacy violation and illegal defamation. Weird they weren't sued for that, but I guess most students didn't know about that.

    • @Lightning_Lance
      @Lightning_Lance 6 років тому +53

      Deep pockets I'm sure.

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 6 років тому +29

      Just rejecting people from entering your place is not illegal

    • @rubbers3
      @rubbers3 6 років тому +460

      @zeroyuki922 - did you watch the video? Griffin entered all MIT students into their database. A database of criminals and cheaters.
      Imagine that 80 people from your city/town stole a car, so an arbitrary organisation gathers data on all other citizens of the city and lists them as potential car thieves. Nice, isn't it?

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 6 років тому +268

      It would really stink if a group of students who didn’t know about the situation planned an unrelated trip to Vegas only to be tossed out.

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 6 років тому +46

      Also, if this was in the 90’s, odds are they got the info from a printed campus directory of some sort, meaning the names and addresses of thousands of students probably had to be entered by hand each year.

  • @iamlarsen7896
    @iamlarsen7896 6 років тому +1739

    1:25
    About 150 years of age, 7’9”, stocky build, noticable plane obsession

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 5 років тому +42

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consecteteur adipiscing elit, sed do elusmod...

    • @Napert
      @Napert 5 років тому +5

      @Llama Momma that's example text in latin

    • @thatthomasguy1319
      @thatthomasguy1319 5 років тому +9

      @@Napert "Lorem Ipsum" isn't Latin.

    • @Napert
      @Napert 5 років тому +7

      @@thatthomasguy1319 en.wikipedia.com/wiki/Lorem_Ipsum

    • @thatthomasguy1319
      @thatthomasguy1319 5 років тому +8

      @@StarlightLumi@napert360ggTGpl like I said, it's not Latin. I know what Lorem Ipsum is lol.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +6068

    "Cheating" is defined by the casinos as "winning." No joke. A casino will allow you to lose as much as you want, as quickly as you want, but if you start winning too much or too quickly, you are banned for "cheating." What happens in Las Vegas isn't actually gambling, since gambling implies there is luck involved. There is no luck in Las Vegas casinos. They literally ban good luck. You are only allowed to lose.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 6 років тому +572

      Yeah. the various electronic machines even have a configuration option for 'how much profit do you want?'

    • @NyantoDesu
      @NyantoDesu 6 років тому +52

      You do need luck if you don't know what you're doing

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 6 років тому +21

      Wrong

    • @onestar8796
      @onestar8796 6 років тому +210

      @@Rex2k10 i think drunk player are more profitable, some casino offer cheap/ free drinks making player less aware

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 6 років тому +106

      Well, the odds are against you so it is almost guaranteed that you'll run dry eventually. If that doesn't happen, they know you found a loophole or a cheat.

  • @sebastianflynn1746
    @sebastianflynn1746 6 років тому +2300

    $25,000 made them bankrupt? christ, they needed to charge more.

    • @benjaminsloniker3423
      @benjaminsloniker3423 6 років тому +44

      Came here to say this.

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 6 років тому +136

      $25K plus legal fees perhaps?

    • @sebastianflynn1746
      @sebastianflynn1746 6 років тому +60

      Do these people not have insurance?

    • @clee8768
      @clee8768 6 років тому +375

      Or perhaps their reputation took such a hard hit they lost basically all of their customers.

    • @sebastianflynn1746
      @sebastianflynn1746 6 років тому +82

      these people save casinos 100's of millions $25,000 is nothing in this industry.

  • @bonarchy297
    @bonarchy297 6 років тому +1511

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch 6 років тому +359

    1:39 "[...] with Kevin Spacey who's clearly a good actor since he convincingly played a law abiding, moral citizen"
    I died.

    • @Swoost
      @Swoost 4 роки тому +1

      thing is, thats exactly what he wasnt in that movie

    • @alentadic7330
      @alentadic7330 4 роки тому +1

      oh its you

    • @jonatanrullman
      @jonatanrullman 2 роки тому

      Shit fam, hope you got better.

  • @Toasty_-jx6zk
    @Toasty_-jx6zk 5 років тому +2929

    That’s honestly stupid. Casinos are banning people just because they are using math. Card counting shouldn’t be banned.

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 5 років тому +156

      Their business. They can do what they want.

    • @karmesancheese
      @karmesancheese 5 років тому +61

      @@Valyssi It seems to me that they have a vested interest in NOT ruining that industry given that, ya know, they are the industry

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 5 років тому +3

      Actually, they cans till do what they want to a certain extent.

    • @willisbronze9984
      @willisbronze9984 5 років тому +28

      Jesse Ward Well but to be listed in the “criminal” list that makes you ban from literally 80% of Las Vegas then i’d sue them tbh

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 5 років тому +11

      @@willisbronze9984 You can't sue them for that.

  • @CaseNumber00
    @CaseNumber00 6 років тому +297

    It seems like the Griffith Book is more of a database of people who have a potential risk of repeatably lose the Casinos money rather than a book of cheaters.

    • @th0rn3
      @th0rn3 2 роки тому +6

      to casinos, that’s the same thing

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 6 років тому +395

    Casinos have the only games where being good is considered “cheating”

  • @JWinterhaven
    @JWinterhaven 5 років тому +426

    i know its business but counting cards should be part of the deal. its like banning football teams for studying the enemy teams weakness and abuse them. its part of the game to any advantage you can without breaking the rules of the game itself.

    • @tgags123HD
      @tgags123HD 3 роки тому +13

      For that reason, card counting (as long as no outside people or technology are used) is not cheating. Some casinos may escort you out anyway, but it is not illegal to count cards if you only use your brain to do it. Edit: Just realized that he mentioned exactly what I said in the video lol.

    • @letsflipp
      @letsflipp Рік тому +1

      The issue is, that the casinos don't want a fair game like a football team might. They just want your money. The house always wins, and if you try to change than, they kick you out.

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 6 років тому +876

    Card counting's just playing well, Casinos just like to pretend it's cheating because they don't like players winning.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 6 років тому +11

      i dont understand why they dont just have completely random cards... if they are so concerned with people counting them

    • @hockey215r
      @hockey215r 6 років тому +28

      @@Graymenn I'm guessing you don't know how counting cards works.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 6 років тому +10

      Anhure I understand how it works.... and if they have random cards... then it would not work because it relies on a fixed number of certain cards....

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 5 років тому +43

      @@Graymenn At that point you're playing a different game. And if you're doing that and not telling the players, THAT is cheating.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 5 років тому +4

      @@MuchWhitteringdon't they use multiple decks? I would assume the more decks you use, the harder it is to count... wouldn't it just be a natural extension of that?

  • @jatinsuri1746
    @jatinsuri1746 5 років тому +101

    My math teacher in my school was part of the original MIT counting cards team. He’s SUPER chill and really nice. He has a doctorate. Just wanted to add that

  • @FutureNow
    @FutureNow 6 років тому +2223

    Griffin Investigations should rebrand as CheatGeek.

  • @nightwing88383
    @nightwing88383 6 років тому +334

    I would love to get banned from all the casinos because I am too smart.
    It's good for bragging rights

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 6 років тому +1

      Im sure most people on that list would prefer not being banned. Lmao

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 4 роки тому +4

      "Hey, if you can use your brain cells, you're banned from Vegas soz"

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 роки тому +1

      Part of the game is concealing what you are doing.

  • @Skelly57
    @Skelly57 6 років тому +784

    there better be a plane in this video

  • @nnamdi8775
    @nnamdi8775 6 років тому +1287

    The Secretive Book That Lists All Justin Y. Comments on UA-cam

    • @rocketsrequiem
      @rocketsrequiem 6 років тому +22

      You watch anime

    • @walpol3
      @walpol3 6 років тому +121

      Mayonnaise Musician hmm... how many libraries does it take up?

    • @bravetamedhamster7917
      @bravetamedhamster7917 6 років тому +3

      ikr

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 6 років тому +56

      If you arrange them alphabetically by the first word in each comment, you'd have a thousand pages on J.

    • @ijulesy
      @ijulesy 6 років тому +9

      I managed to block that guy, thank god.

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +229

    Casino Owners: people losing all their money, getting STDs, or getting murdered: I sleep
    People winning games through their own intelligence instead of luck: REAL SHIT

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 роки тому

      Nah cause they're cheating because they not telling the other players.

    • @tonyshen8543
      @tonyshen8543 3 роки тому +1

      @@darealist690 or other people are just too stupid to learn

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 роки тому

      @@tonyshen8543 not really but ok 🙂

  • @Raprada
    @Raprada 6 років тому +699

    Gross-jean? Wow even Ericsson crashed into your spelling capabilities

    • @snaaail
      @snaaail 6 років тому +71

      Romain crashed straight into my mind when I heard him say that

    • @Ojas5
      @Ojas5 6 років тому +72

      I knew I'd find someone in here.
      PS - Its Radillion, actually

    • @lennardkloock
      @lennardkloock 6 років тому +31

      @@Ojas5 never thought I'd find that sentence in a hai video

    • @Raprada
      @Raprada 6 років тому +1

      No, just no.

    • @iFuzion77
      @iFuzion77 6 років тому +1

      Nice comment :)

  • @Ra1d_danois
    @Ra1d_danois 6 років тому +718

    Gross-jean? no! it's Gro-shaun.

    • @felixthefox100
      @felixthefox100 6 років тому +42

      To be fair, groshaun had gross jeans

    • @shafwandito4724
      @shafwandito4724 6 років тому +88

      Grosjean, aka "The Person Who Blame Someone That Hit His Car Who Didn't Even Close With Him"

    • @TheEventForumZ
      @TheEventForumZ 6 років тому +28

      @@shafwandito4724 What a mental guy!

    • @maibastiaens6263
      @maibastiaens6263 6 років тому +39

      Shafwan Dito Ericssons Fault!!

    • @jay18394
      @jay18394 6 років тому +13

      “Mate what was that?" "SHUT UP!"

  • @jezx22
    @jezx22 6 років тому +346

    1:24 150 years old, 7ft 9 ok then

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 років тому +68

      „Noticable plane obsession” lol

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 років тому +1

      Asef Jamil Ajwad easter egg ?

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 років тому +2

      Asef Jamil Ajwad just checked it one is „sam from Wendover” and other one is showmakers or something like that

    • @anthonyeaton9049
      @anthonyeaton9049 6 років тому

      Absolute unit.

    • @brendan6066
      @brendan6066 6 років тому

      version 2 🤔

  • @momoontour2736
    @momoontour2736 6 років тому +94

    3:25 did you just say wig snatched?😂😂

    • @TheGreatWOWplayer
      @TheGreatWOWplayer 6 років тому +8

      finally someone noticed it :😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @salmonminer
      @salmonminer 6 років тому +1

      Momo on Tour www

    • @BrianYYH
      @BrianYYH 6 років тому +3

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @LouieSantosKP
      @LouieSantosKP 6 років тому +2

      Came to the comments for this 😂

    • @theguy0000
      @theguy0000 5 років тому

      Amazing

  • @TheStackeddeck77
    @TheStackeddeck77 6 років тому +215

    I feel like if the right lawyers and people did it they could probably have a law put in place that wont allow the discrimination based on someones mathematical ability. I mean their buisness model is based on gambling. They after all gamble their money on whether or not someone will lose, just because they arent smart enough to come up with a more complex system doesnt mean people that are smart enough should be handicapped.

    • @bluemountain4181
      @bluemountain4181 6 років тому +22

      Aren't businesses allowed to refuse to serve someone though?

    • @TheStackeddeck77
      @TheStackeddeck77 6 років тому +6

      Yea im not saying i have a right answer I'm just decent at math and counting cards is very easy so it is a advantage I have being taken away just because they cant figure out ways around it. (Actually they have for counting cards they just add more decks) Casinos are in a special position and I think context is key not all buisness are the same and not all should be treated the same. But I'm not educated enought on the fallout of changing buisness practices to offer any solution

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 6 років тому +28

      The casino lobby tends to be pretty powerful, they get the rules they want.

    • @MultiWilliam15
      @MultiWilliam15 6 років тому +7

      I'm studying mathematical statistics and I can confirm that there are actually a lot of Casino-based probability problems, though these people are really highly capable in math because that involves a lot of calculus.

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +3

      Many Casinos could potentially get into a lot of trouble if people started to take action against all the unfair or especially the immoral things many casinos do.

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 6 років тому +59

    1:15 they’re just sliding through their Mac desktops.

  • @LordOceanus
    @LordOceanus 6 років тому +9

    My dad got banned from the tables once because he won $10000 in less than ten minutes. he was in college and drunk as hell and they were so confused that they made him cash out and left him in the high rollers bar for three hours while they tried to figure out how he had cheated... He didn't, he just got drunk luck.

  • @foopington
    @foopington 4 роки тому +41

    title shoulda been “why all mit students got banned from casinos”

  • @LordHeadcheez
    @LordHeadcheez 4 роки тому +26

    Fun Fact: The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that Atlantic City casinos cannot remove people for card counting. So go nuts!

    • @kolmogorovaxiom1493
      @kolmogorovaxiom1493 Рік тому

      True, but they can still set betting limits on individual players that make it impossible to gain an advantage by card counting

  • @thebbtje
    @thebbtje 6 років тому +12

    After you said: "their site hasn't been updated since the early 2000's". I thought you were gonna say, "They should rebuild it with squarespace! 10% off today!" XD

  • @neomashego
    @neomashego 6 років тому +87

    Damn that Kevin Spacey shade.🤣

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 років тому +2

      Better call him a great actor, an advantage player but try not to commit libel.

    • @3brendan933
      @3brendan933 5 років тому +2

      you mega gay

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 5 років тому +5

    :12 "a haven for construction workers on the Hoover Dam"
    "When I got this assignment, I thought there'd be more gambling."

  • @narata1541
    @narata1541 6 років тому +13

    When you said "brilliant" at 3:12, I thought that was your segue to a Brilliant ad. :-D

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 6 років тому +60

    That’s why you always play poker.
    You can advantage play without the house getting mad

    • @AbiGail-ok7fc
      @AbiGail-ok7fc 6 років тому +3

      Poker is a magical game. Everyone I meet who says they play poker also says they make a profit from it. Noone seems to pay more than they gain.

    • @altonb.1396
      @altonb.1396 5 років тому

      @Cold Snap I like the way you think;)

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 3 роки тому

      The chumps are The ones WHO lose

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 років тому +5

    I was in a casino one time and I was asked by casino staff to show my ID randomly as I was walking around, supposedly it was to see if I was old enough to be there, but with the weird way the staff held my ID, I think they were checking it with the “eye in the sky” to make sure I wasn’t in the Griffin Book or something

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 роки тому +1

      They do that a lot. If they are thinking about banning you permanently, they want to get a picture of your ID so they can use it against you if you ever return.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому

      @@sexygeek8996 The funny thing is, I don’t know what they could have banned me on. I played a couple of their movie tie in slot machines, ate at their food court, then waited on my family to finish gambling.
      So maybe me not gambling “enough” seemed suspicious?

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 роки тому

      @@Abdega A common accusation is that it looks like you are searching for credits on the machines, which they treat as the ultimate evil. Sometimes somebody working in the casino has a grudge against you or they are acting on some kind of prejudice. They may cover it up by with the aforementioned accusation of looking for credits. It is also possible that they really did think you could be under 21. They are strict about that because they can get fined if they allow someone under 21 to play.

  • @averynelson1186
    @averynelson1186 6 років тому +56

    What 9th Season? There is no 9th season. The last season is season 8.
    There is no 9th season. No.

    • @nightavenger375
      @nightavenger375 6 років тому +7

      That’s the joke.

    • @nightavenger375
      @nightavenger375 6 років тому +11

      *r / w o o o o s h*

    • @altrogeruvah
      @altrogeruvah 6 років тому +4

      What 9th season? Such thing does not exist. That poster was just a pitch for a potentially terrible reboot that, again, never happened.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 6 років тому +1

      Are you fucking high, altrogeruvah?

    • @lauridscm1
      @lauridscm1 5 років тому +1

      @@paxhumana2015 r u ok

  • @pranav4937
    @pranav4937 6 років тому +117

    Justin Y commented literally 8 minutes after the video released 🤯
    I swear he is all over youtube

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +62

      The way he works is he has hundreds and hundreds of channels on notification. The _instant_ a video goes up, he goes over and posts a generic, meaningless comment without bothering watch the video, usually based on nothing except the video's title. Then he uses a bot to give himself a handful of votes to make sure the algorithm moves his comment to the top. After that he just waits for the idiot teenyboppers and mouth-breathing subnormals to throw thumbs at him and push actual, legitimate comments down into oblivion. He is everything which is wrong with social media in general and UA-cam in particular.

    • @nekotamo5154
      @nekotamo5154 6 років тому +3

      Didn't really notice him. But I am annoyed by Master Therion and his stupid puns.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +22

      I was banned from the SciShow channels for complaining about Master Therion. Big channels which rely on money from large numbers of idiot subscribers love people like Master Therion and Justin Y. and New Message because they attract lots of very stupid people and encourage participation from them. It turns the comments into the most cancerous sort of imbecilic chit-chat imaginable, but it aids the all-important "audience engagement" metric in UA-cam's algorithm.
      This means channels who hold their users in complete contempt as worthless morons, like SciShow, actively encourage parasites like Master Therion by banning anyone who makes too big a fuss about them.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +12

      +Unknown Enemy Malignant narcissism.
      And it's surprisingly easy to game the system. You'll never find a Justin Y. comment with no votes because the first thing he does is use his bots to give himself a handful of thumbs. Once that happens, because he's one of the very first (if not the absolute first) commenters, the algorithm decides his comment is high-quality because of its popularity and moves it to the top, showing it first to every person who reads the comments, which means he starts collecting even more up-thumbs. He only needs a few thumbs at the very beginning to get the ball rolling.

    • @toucan516
      @toucan516 6 років тому

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace
      I think he's doing that as a publicity stunt to gain subscribers

  • @alifizharulhaq3370
    @alifizharulhaq3370 4 роки тому +12

    Imagine if the Griffins made a door making company, maybe it would've been named *Griffindoor* or something idk

  • @badtriceratops1867
    @badtriceratops1867 5 років тому +2

    Here in sin city, we have a museum and there is a cabinet with artifacts related to cheating and how they were used, such as a “frankenstein bill” made with a hundred dollar bill and a one dollar bill. The edges of the 100 and 1 are cut off and the 100 edges are put on the center of the 1

  • @patm934
    @patm934 6 років тому +12

    And *WIGS* snatched.🤣

  • @s.j.c.
    @s.j.c. 2 роки тому +1

    "Imagine a business where people hand you money and in return you hand them... nothing." -Ricky Tan, Rush Hour 2

  • @crls5793
    @crls5793 6 років тому +4

    Dootha
    What's dootha?
    DOOTHA ARTILLERY ONLY CHALLENGE

  • @TheAgamidaex
    @TheAgamidaex 6 років тому +2

    3:57 "a cardbender, meaning that he has the power to TELEKINETICALLY influence cards" :D

  • @areez3433
    @areez3433 6 років тому +3

    1:25 "Noticeable plane obsession" 😂

  • @lizhuver597
    @lizhuver597 6 років тому +2

    For some reason I thought it was going to be a book of people who came to Vegas and cheated on their significant other with prositutes. This makes so much more sense.

  • @Mr2BonClay
    @Mr2BonClay 6 років тому +7

    1:27 “About 150 years of age”

    • @Mr2BonClay
      @Mr2BonClay 6 років тому +2

      “Noticable plane obsession” lmao

  • @GungerMonkey
    @GungerMonkey 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine seeing somebody’s fake name but it’s Napoleon Bonerfart

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 6 років тому +3

    Wait THAT'S what card counting is. That's just using strategy! I've played a few home games of poker and blackjack, and although I wasn't that good at it, I tried my best to remember what cards have already been played and what were currently out. I thought that was how good card players won!

  • @natebly2188
    @natebly2188 6 років тому

    A 1994 issue of "Before & After" magazine traces "Lorem ipsum ..." to a jumbled Latin version of a passage from de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, a treatise on the theory of ethics written by Cicero in 45 B.C. The passage "Lorem ipsum ..." is taken from text that reads, "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit ...," which translates as, "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

  • @anthonydoria753
    @anthonydoria753 6 років тому +6

    1:42 LMAO NO MERCY

  • @nic0gass
    @nic0gass 3 роки тому +1

    Wow I did not expect that sudden jab thrown at Kevin spacey lmaooo

  • @neoxenoz3262
    @neoxenoz3262 4 роки тому +12

    As a wise casino owner said: "The house always wins"

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr Рік тому +1

    I feel like these days, so what if Vegas casinos blackball you... there's Reno casinos, there's Atlantic City casinos, there's tons of tribal casinos, there's Canadian casinos... it can't be hard to find a place that hasn't blackballed you if you aren't limited to one greater city area.

  • @larryteo1253
    @larryteo1253 6 років тому +15

    Do artillery only challenge

  • @nicolasjamo
    @nicolasjamo 5 років тому +2

    "Nerds that lose us money", I love it

  • @JDavis-xi3nl
    @JDavis-xi3nl 6 років тому +3

    Slot Machines. Roulette Tables. Cards. Sports. Long ago, the four gambling nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Card Nation attacked.

  • @thefozzybear
    @thefozzybear 6 років тому +1

    I got booted out of MGM for winning $10K at black jack. Then my buddy took over for me and they recognized him as the famous green frog.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +148

    Wouldn't it be more of a database?

    • @BinninjaSANL
      @BinninjaSANL 6 років тому

      Maybe?

    • @rocketsrequiem
      @rocketsrequiem 6 років тому +7

      Wow you got a life

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 6 років тому +26

      Maybe if you WATCHING THE FUCKING VIDEO ya jackass.

    • @oskarthecow8141
      @oskarthecow8141 6 років тому +18

      Jayfive276 I hope you realize you got like double whoooosed, 1. This guy is known for commenting on a lot of videos 2. it’s a joke

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 6 років тому +1

      Justin Y. Hello I wanna is your day to what do I do

  • @Nicolasito.69
    @Nicolasito.69 5 років тому +1

    The biggest crime in las Vegas is the ticket prices
    Las Vegas shooting: *cries in gunshots*

  • @wynnarellano4503
    @wynnarellano4503 6 років тому +9

    The courier who broke the bank

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 роки тому +1

    There's even this gambler named J. D'arby who gambles peoples with their souls.

  • @richmcgee434
    @richmcgee434 4 роки тому +3

    3:57 "...also a cardbender, meaning that he has the power to telekinetically influence cards. Hailing from the Card Nation..." Cute.

  • @Stephen.ri4
    @Stephen.ri4 6 років тому

    thank you so much for including that 'wigs snatched' joke

  • @anticlimbmax
    @anticlimbmax 6 років тому +11

    The secretive book that lists all the people who reply ‘oof’ to serious messages.

  • @gevanilauzon2079
    @gevanilauzon2079 5 років тому

    LMAO THE CARDBENDER HAILING FROM THE CARD NATION 3:59

  • @brendan6066
    @brendan6066 6 років тому +6

    Wait a sec at 1:28 it says your name and your 2 channels and it said plus 2 others, one is your personal channel, but what’s the other?
    What are you planning?

  • @ZerglingPack
    @ZerglingPack 5 років тому +1

    As a casino surveillance agent, I will say right now that no casino I have worked at bans players for card counting. Your face and name(if we have it) are entered into multiple databases and your photo is sent out to notify other casinos that you are active in Las Vegas. Card counting is NOT illegal and we know that, but also know that we have the right to refuse service. Casinos are a business after all so they are there to make money for THEMSELVES. Card bending, marking, peeking, ext. are a whole other story.
    Casinos don't have to cheat to win your money. All the games are already set to make the house win. But I won't defend slot machines they 100% need better regulations.

  • @painingeneral4699
    @painingeneral4699 6 років тому +22

    Do artillery only

  • @aznandyroo
    @aznandyroo 6 років тому

    Things I never thought I would hear Sam from Wendover say: "...and their wigs snatched"

  • @jeronimoepic2946
    @jeronimoepic2946 4 роки тому +1

    1:27 AKA wendover productions about 150 years of age, noticeable plane obsession

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 6 років тому +15

    Peter Griffin isn’t this smart.

  • @purejank1170
    @purejank1170 4 роки тому

    That scrubs season 9 bit hurts too much, but great video, thanks.

  • @doabarrelroll1
    @doabarrelroll1 6 років тому +11

    The pronunciation of "Gross-Jean" is almost hard to hear. He's probably French which means it would be "Grow-Jawn", like the Formula 1 driver.

  • @gabelost7357
    @gabelost7357 5 років тому +2

    The best advice I have ever been given:
    1. Have a budget
    2. Leave the moment you strike it big

    • @turdle837
      @turdle837 5 років тому +1

      Heres a much better advice: Dont gamble and invest your money in a way where you have guaranteed profit.

  • @ByztinBadger
    @ByztinBadger 6 років тому +12

    Can you do artillery only?

  • @jorjicat6318
    @jorjicat6318 4 роки тому

    1:27 the description is hilarious.
    150 years old, 7"9 and a plane obsession haha

  • @topsander
    @topsander 6 років тому +27

    Wow... this all sounds so illegal... I mean, such a database. How is that ever compliant with privacy law? And having casinos telling each other who they should ban? Sounds like a breach of competition law. And banning people for being good at the game?? Ehm... discrimination maybe... But o well, it's the US I guess...

  • @mellowords
    @mellowords 6 років тому

    That SeatGeek native advertising made me lol. "The biggest crime in Vegas is the ticket pricing. SeatGeek offers..." 😑😑😑

  • @thelawenforcerhd9654
    @thelawenforcerhd9654 6 років тому +10

    LOL James Grosjean. He didn't need to cheat the house. He's a fucking dwarf. He's literally 4'11. Almost impossible for a dealer not to expose the card when the guy is eye-level with the table.

  • @mauriciopekelis84
    @mauriciopekelis84 4 роки тому +2

    Before today I thought that card counting was extremely complicated but in reality it's just statistics and knowing the odds of going over 21 or falling short

  • @GoogleAids
    @GoogleAids 5 років тому

    I'm glad you said something about scrubs season 9

  • @yocelestia
    @yocelestia 6 років тому +3

    gros-jean LOL

  • @donyt4926
    @donyt4926 6 років тому +1

    3:26 THEY GOT THAT WEAVE SNATCHED

  • @legendskys8188
    @legendskys8188 4 роки тому +3

    4:24 F1 fans are triggered
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    Groh-jon

  • @ChuckNorris978
    @ChuckNorris978 6 років тому +1

    That burn on Kevin Spacey DAMN Sam :D

  • @thornicus
    @thornicus 6 років тому +3

    Ave! True to Caesar!

  • @charliw4583
    @charliw4583 4 роки тому

    I love the editor. they sneaked a bit of Latin in there and that was fun to translate

  • @neelparmar6690
    @neelparmar6690 6 років тому +10

    The way you said Grosjean tells me you have never watched F1. As a hint to the correct pronunciation, it's French

  • @Billcommaagain
    @Billcommaagain 6 років тому

    That scrubs dig was glorious

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659
    @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659 6 років тому +5

    I don’t gamble but I do cheat on test

  • @sambathehusqueen9909
    @sambathehusqueen9909 2 роки тому +1

    must be just for gambling, cuz theres not enough paper in the world for a book of all adulterers in vegas

  • @herbalgiles9468
    @herbalgiles9468 6 років тому +9

    Hello

  • @patrickreynolds6270
    @patrickreynolds6270 2 роки тому +1

    Banned all MIT students from Vegas? I feel like that is basically discrimination and a lawsuit. But I guess not.

  • @pegeonpera
    @pegeonpera 6 років тому +18

    I found this video _Half as Interesting_ compared to other videos of this channel
    (Maybe because there was no humour)

    • @campeao36
      @campeao36 6 років тому +1

      What are you talking about? There were plenty of jokes in the video?

  • @skewedpriorities1857
    @skewedpriorities1857 4 роки тому +4

    "the ability to telekinetically influence cards"... lol what are they smoking

  • @EappleSandbox
    @EappleSandbox 6 років тому +10

    Accidentally became early

  • @smarteverything5832
    @smarteverything5832 6 років тому

    One year of Half as interesting

  • @thelongestnameinthecomment9677
    @thelongestnameinthecomment9677 4 роки тому +1

    Anyone who watches family guy is probably thinking that these investigators are probably not great

  • @466chalk
    @466chalk 6 років тому

    There is no one who seeks pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain.

  • @waverlyy_w484
    @waverlyy_w484 6 років тому +1

    “and wigs snatched”

  • @andrewince8824
    @andrewince8824 5 років тому

    OHHHH!! That Spacey burn is insane.

  • @ibzahmed03
    @ibzahmed03 6 років тому +1

    FINALLY a proper sponsor which is worth looking into

  • @bpery1614
    @bpery1614 6 років тому

    I never thought I'd hear Sam say "wig snatched" tbh