Ricky Gervais Jokes That Would Get You Fired

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  • @juliekennedy2597
    @juliekennedy2597 2 місяці тому +260

    How many times did he use the name Bruce Jenner?? 😂😂😂 Never tell Ricky he can't say something! He's a comedy genius ❤

    • @steveleigh4071
      @steveleigh4071 Місяць тому +18

      He only mentioned the one years ago , the Olympian not the one now . He was talking past tense 😂😂😂😅

    • @vinylviper1971
      @vinylviper1971 Місяць тому +13

      Bruce Jenner…. cos that was his name …. this was years ago 😂😂😂

    • @yvoncormier9762
      @yvoncormier9762 Місяць тому +5

      We're talking years ago..

    • @lazynooblet
      @lazynooblet Місяць тому +2

      So often the same sketch is repeated twice in this video

    • @RAJ_E3
      @RAJ_E3 24 дні тому

      It’ll always be his name lol Bruce the gender bender

  • @vissymies
    @vissymies 2 місяці тому +81

    Ricky is living legend !!!

  • @gstockwell5315
    @gstockwell5315 2 місяці тому +57

    I love Ricky Gervais!!! He is sooo funny! ❤❤❤

  • @stanbest3743
    @stanbest3743 2 місяці тому +83

    He is a genius, he makes it look easy, always a sign you are watching a master.

  • @rasta2333
    @rasta2333 2 місяці тому +135

    This is the man that makes Dave Chappelle fall off his couch laughing... the Richard Pryor and George Carlin of our times!!!

    • @bsleds4585
      @bsleds4585 2 місяці тому +5

      Wh t f is chepelle? O wait dont care

    • @opinion3742
      @opinion3742 Місяць тому +1

      Oh come on! Really? Wtf?

    • @Fabimarugaming
      @Fabimarugaming Місяць тому +2

      Dave and Ricky are my fav comedians

    • @eugenetkd
      @eugenetkd Місяць тому +1

      That's completely made up. 🤦‍♂️

    • @rasta2333
      @rasta2333 Місяць тому +4

      @@eugenetkd NO IIT IS NOT!!! I sleep under Dave Chappelles coffee table every other night and whenever He falls on the floor next to me... He says, " Damn Ricky Gervais gets me every time!!!"

  • @GuidoGrasso
    @GuidoGrasso Місяць тому +9

    Being in a circle of laughter with this guy is one of my dreams

  • @shellybelly35
    @shellybelly35 2 місяці тому +31

    ❤ Ricky Gervais pure comedy genius 😂😂😂

  • @homer3716
    @homer3716 Місяць тому +5

    Ricky is one of those people that will make me laugh while im tearing up about something. He's a legend i already miss...

  • @sharoncooper3042
    @sharoncooper3042 24 дні тому +2

    He never gets old! My favorite comedian!

  • @rogermcard4442
    @rogermcard4442 Місяць тому +9

    Absolutely great way to start the morning, thanks Ricky

  • @somebody7070
    @somebody7070 Місяць тому +26

    You're doing " God's " work with this compilation man

  • @glenysshelton8898
    @glenysshelton8898 Місяць тому +10

    My cat Betty was 23 and a half years soooo beautiful she knew she was dying I was with her she was wagging her tail the whole time animals know when they are loved

  • @AnOldFashionedWoman
    @AnOldFashionedWoman Місяць тому +25

    Someone did actually come up with the term "minor-attracted person" for paedophiles for precisely that reason. They got fired from University of California (I think) but then got a job at another prestigious American university. I'm not making it up, google it.

    • @nick2cool1
      @nick2cool1 Місяць тому +1

      Dora singing "where's the MAP" has an all new meaning

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 28 днів тому +1

      This isn't news, but yeah, MAPs blew up a few years back. Ricky absolutely called it.

  • @tanyarobinson2098
    @tanyarobinson2098 Місяць тому +10

    That Swedish interview was awkward! Ricky kept it going as best he could. 😮😮

  • @nowaynottoday
    @nowaynottoday Місяць тому +10

    he's awesome and funny as hell

  • @Bootmahoy88
    @Bootmahoy88 Місяць тому +17

    The fact he says fuck all to everything is so fucking beautiful!!

    • @grantharris7741
      @grantharris7741 18 днів тому

      Not to everything, he will always talk to us as an equal.
      Not because of race, or belief. But because he is the messiah if we listen..
      Or.. just a very naughty boy.

  • @TazTheTruth22
    @TazTheTruth22 Місяць тому +8

    There is no one like Mr.Gervais

  • @Erika-gm2tf
    @Erika-gm2tf Місяць тому +9

    He's so gracious with the odd Norskis. They just don't know what to do with eachother. Particularly the glamorous Norski women. But Ricky is on his very best behavior. So awkward to watch. His humor really doesn't work as well with the earnest, sincere Nordic folk. There's not as much to go up against as there is with rabid Americans. Bless them all. I love Ricky Jervais.

  • @keithbarbrie8090
    @keithbarbrie8090 Місяць тому +3

    Right, nobody knows what human existence was like before humans existed, so don't worry about what happens when we're gone. One thing humans know for sure is, living is good.
    Make the best of it, folks.
    Young and old, we are on our own; anywhere on the planet, whatever your situation, humans are born on Earth free . Enjoy, and help others enjoy; and reject greed and gluttony.

  • @brittish1587
    @brittish1587 Місяць тому +6

    His compassion for his cat made me love him even more! I'd love to have a pint with him and pick his brain🤘

  • @shanefoy3720
    @shanefoy3720 2 місяці тому +19

    Ricky on Scandinavian tv, i can only describe as, fcking awkward 😳 😬 😂😂

    • @Babunen
      @Babunen 2 місяці тому +4

      Indeed 😅

    • @Dimi.Petrov
      @Dimi.Petrov Місяць тому +2

      Was thinking exactly that

  • @freakishusurper3070
    @freakishusurper3070 Місяць тому +10

    The Scandinavian interviewer set up and delivered an amazing joke. lol I feel kinda bad that his punchline was cut off

  • @sonminorimitsuu2838
    @sonminorimitsuu2838 6 днів тому +2

    Thanks fir sharing this 😂😂😂

  • @jennyfranklin514
    @jennyfranklin514 Місяць тому +3

    I'm with you Ricky... I too am not afraid of death, it's afraid of struggling along in LIFE, alone. No one to share fun with, experiences with, laugh with.... I've gotten so much better at being alone, but still.... I am so READY to die

  • @IAmRedherrings
    @IAmRedherrings Місяць тому +14

    The fast food bucket joke is an old Billy connelly joke I've just realised

  • @BenMcghie
    @BenMcghie 10 днів тому

    Ferguson and Gervais might be the most at-ease interview I've ever seen. Both of them are hilarious and play very well off each other.

  • @bartreyns7270
    @bartreyns7270 11 днів тому

    from 22:45... the perfect analysis of what is wrong with the world today! This is why I love Ricky Gervais so much!

  • @mancebo7
    @mancebo7 Місяць тому +15

    Make that "Ricky Gervais Jokes That Would Get You Fired in the US, the UK, Canada and Australia" (The beacons of deranged fascist Wokeness). In many other countries around the world people couldn't care less. I'm Portuguese - in my country no one would raise an eyebrow at any of these jokes. (Either at work, out in the street, or at social gatherings.) Piece of cake, day in and day out, around here.

    • @geegstar
      @geegstar Місяць тому

      @mancebo7 No one in Canada but politicians led by our Great and Revered Sock Puppet and his band of paid off main street media. Everyone else could care less.

    • @BasementTracks
      @BasementTracks 7 днів тому

      That's awesome, super tough country. When I grow up I want to be like you.

    • @mancebo7
      @mancebo7 7 днів тому

      @@BasementTracks Keep trying, kid - it's never too late to get rid of the delusional stupidity of Wokeness!

  • @zuzanaxyz8866
    @zuzanaxyz8866 9 днів тому

    I love how free he is. Funny, but that comes from his inner freedom to just say whatever. In fact, the bare truth is just funny to the rest of the society, because most other people would never dare to say what he says - to be as free as he is.

  • @monymiller4005
    @monymiller4005 Місяць тому +3

    Love the guy to bits! ^^

  • @PhillipHilbert-y4b
    @PhillipHilbert-y4b Місяць тому +4

    You are a literary genius

  • @knowmore1986
    @knowmore1986 Місяць тому +2

    One shouldn't just challenge Ricky that he or she can't get offended... He's always got one up his sleeve! 😂

  • @gb1178
    @gb1178 6 днів тому +1

    Pushed the boundaries and then some!

  • @yavinklein-katz7719
    @yavinklein-katz7719 Місяць тому +1

    Ricky is my spirit animal 😂

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 Місяць тому +4

    What use was it, having those two Females from Oslo? That was a strange set up, wasn't it. Always a pleasure looking at the the world from the profoundly honest Comedic slant of life.

  • @DeanHuish
    @DeanHuish Місяць тому +2

    Spot on

  • @paulharris3664
    @paulharris3664 Місяць тому +2

    Mr.Gervais, I think you are so funny and smart. There is no before or after, but where do you get compassion for animals. Are we just animals? Do you care for people? Why? I enjoy your comedy, thank you.

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 27 днів тому

      Thirsty much?

  • @paulbeasley5026
    @paulbeasley5026 23 дні тому

    I am the same with noises, it’s so annoying 😂Ricky is brilliant

  • @austinclouse5796
    @austinclouse5796 25 днів тому

    Do you see how much She is flirting with him? She loves him she wants him! Everything about HIM is the true protector. The kind HEARTED gentleman she HAS always wanted!!!

    • @Lasselucidora
      @Lasselucidora 24 дні тому

      Maybe I just read somebody projecting? :)

  • @jannoyes6248
    @jannoyes6248 21 день тому

    Calling the office a bunch of high schoolers. Well you did that with cats. But epstein plane ride no one said no we didn't do that. Great detective work mr watson.

  • @timothypowell8624
    @timothypowell8624 2 місяці тому +13

    Those Norwegian girls were smitten

    • @johnba291972
      @johnba291972 2 місяці тому +5

      The one on the right would have been stunning had she not done all the fake shit to her face. Such a shame to see such an obviously beautiful woman ruin her looks like that.

    • @jonnyware9061
      @jonnyware9061 Місяць тому +4

      What on her face makes you think she’s had work done? Oh looking back maybe her lips?
      Without seeing a before and after can’t really comment.
      Tell you what though years back I heard Megan Fox had work done and I thought why?! There’s nothing to improve on!!
      It’s like taking a beautiful car and putting an over-enhanced body kit on it and just ruining it

    • @MassiveMouniFlaps
      @MassiveMouniFlaps Місяць тому

      What's their onlyfans

    • @Spartan1912tam
      @Spartan1912tam Місяць тому +2

      @@johnba291972that’s Elsa Hosk. She is a VS supermodel, she looks like that originally.

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE Місяць тому +1

    17:28 Cheese & Rice...just look at that shot..!!
    It's brilliant..!!

  • @karenbruen3918
    @karenbruen3918 21 день тому

    Really a legend

  • @AmericanHorse-sg9oc
    @AmericanHorse-sg9oc Місяць тому +2

    Swedish women are drop-dead georgous!

  • @Aladinscave
    @Aladinscave 2 місяці тому +10

    Go Ricky 😂😂😂👍🏻😂😂

  • @paranoidgenius9164
    @paranoidgenius9164 2 місяці тому +4

    Being British myself, watching American interviews can be quite excruciating like the one featured(38.36)
    Ricky's manic laugh can seem forced & rehearsed at times, maybe Ricky has been prescribed Prozac.

  • @vicpetrishak7705
    @vicpetrishak7705 Місяць тому

    Sickest Swing Joke Ever !
    From a SICK MIND !

  • @IRCW
    @IRCW 2 місяці тому +4

    Me while watching with subtitles on👁👄👁

  • @freshlyroasted6570
    @freshlyroasted6570 14 днів тому

    We’ll make something up I’m actually dying 😂😂😂

  • @christ9467
    @christ9467 Місяць тому +4

    So hilarious and sadly true about wokeness. Pedophiles are now called child-attracted persons. Nutty

  • @EjectoSeatoCuhhh
    @EjectoSeatoCuhhh Місяць тому +2

    Even funnier now there’s a female remake of the office.

  • @theescapeist758
    @theescapeist758 21 день тому

    We need him😇

  • @SwitchBladeX0
    @SwitchBladeX0 23 дні тому +1

    2:00 well that aged well

  • @jonnyware9061
    @jonnyware9061 Місяць тому +6

    The Scandinavian ‘Bridge’ actress on the left hand side; her forehead is sooooooo offended!!!

  • @nowaynottoday
    @nowaynottoday Місяць тому +3

    you can say whatever you want to say..
    He's absolutely correct!
    you cannot take freedom of speech away.
    Ricky is hilarious

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Місяць тому

      The only country where they can’t take it away is the US.

  • @homer3716
    @homer3716 Місяць тому

    I love Ricky

  • @trevgoodwin7900
    @trevgoodwin7900 15 днів тому

    I've been married 54 years and i feel the same Ricky.

  • @genevievec.8002
    @genevievec.8002 28 днів тому +2

    Gordon Ramsey being so flustered was adorable. He must be quite taken by Ricky's humor.
    I really want to know if the beef with Steve Carrel is just for show or legit too.

    • @matsdehli
      @matsdehli 28 днів тому +1

      It is just for show

  • @lisamccarter3005
    @lisamccarter3005 Місяць тому

    Great accent!

  • @steffenleikow4674
    @steffenleikow4674 2 місяці тому +1

    But we are allright when people are in pain, we are crazy as a race...

    • @johnba291972
      @johnba291972 2 місяці тому +2

      Hunour helps us deal with very difficult situations

  • @ericfelegie6371
    @ericfelegie6371 7 днів тому

    I have a pantheon and Gervais is right at the top of my modern group that includes Burr and Chapelle

  • @michaelgallagherMGR
    @michaelgallagherMGR Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious.

  • @Probabilityislife
    @Probabilityislife 23 дні тому

    27:41 The irony is the aliens are already here.

  • @Khan_O
    @Khan_O Місяць тому +5

    He has the most pain inside him. You will know he wasnt acting in his netflix series.

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 27 днів тому +2

      He definitely wasn't.

    • @Sagevil
      @Sagevil 16 днів тому

      What is the name of the series? Now im curious

    • @Khan_O
      @Khan_O 16 днів тому +1

      @ afterlife.

    • @Sagevil
      @Sagevil 16 днів тому

      @@Khan_O thank you so much!!!!

    • @Khan_O
      @Khan_O 15 днів тому

      @ youre welcome 🙏

  • @isenderan
    @isenderan Місяць тому +2

    Funny bloke

  • @Cmz083
    @Cmz083 Місяць тому +2

    The hardest thing I've ever done was to put my dog down.

  • @jannoyes6248
    @jannoyes6248 20 днів тому

    Fired by Donald but moving on 😂😂😂is a 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lasselucidora
    @Lasselucidora 24 дні тому

    Rickie is the most fun with hosts that not tries to be funny themselves.

  • @thatsmeinthepic
    @thatsmeinthepic 2 місяці тому +6

    He wasn’t fucking wrong, was he?? YAP or young attracted people are now represented by the pink board in the triangle on the new pride flag.

    • @newprofilesowhat1339
      @newprofilesowhat1339 Місяць тому +1

      Haha, whoever told you that, saw you coming....😂😂😂

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 28 днів тому

      MAPs are a thing (minor attracted person) that have come up, and they were really trying to get into the 2SLGBTQIA+ stuff, but they haven't been successful. They are not included on their flag, though just about everything else is.

  • @Handlethetruth666
    @Handlethetruth666 Місяць тому +2

    Ruined Bruce Jenner 😂😂😂

  • @Tbonyandsteak
    @Tbonyandsteak 11 днів тому

    A Husbond came to her wife and asked if she wants to hear a secret he have told no one. Offcourse she would.
    "I have been colorblind all my life" He said.
    Then the wife said that she had a secret she never told him as well.
    "I am from Gambia"

  • @itsblenkinsopp
    @itsblenkinsopp Місяць тому +4

    14:01 who farted?

  • @therealpat9244
    @therealpat9244 Місяць тому

    I love this guy he so fuckin funny

  • @chipmarley
    @chipmarley 20 днів тому

    He is awesome. He has views thatvthe sensible ones of us can understand. If you get offended by his jokes do not listen or watch. If you want something to complain about, look in the mirror.

  • @ashtheflash3030
    @ashtheflash3030 22 дні тому

    Thanks

  • @bartart2233
    @bartart2233 11 днів тому

    Pamela ❤

  • @SpadezWilliams
    @SpadezWilliams Місяць тому +1

    Lying tell it becomes yhe truth is not new politics.
    It has always been what politics is.

  • @again5162
    @again5162 2 дні тому

    Ricky is gay, he isnt a hypocrite, he picks on everybody evenly

  • @vrika4280
    @vrika4280 2 місяці тому +7

    Sad he got the pdf thing right, I remember seeing something about them appealing for it to be legal, and rebranded themselves with one of those modern woke bs names.

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Місяць тому

      They now call themselves “+” and have tagged themselves on to the alphabet people.

    • @vrika4280
      @vrika4280 Місяць тому

      @@deadshot8077 Had to google it, they call themselves map now, because p3do is derogatory

  • @johnba291972
    @johnba291972 2 місяці тому +3

    I rarely downvote videos but did for this because of repetition. Same videos twice in same video, and half of them were in the last video of yours I watched. Is lazy editing, would prefer shorter video with no repetition.

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 2 місяці тому

      Seems to be happening all over UA-cam

  • @gregorgolin9583
    @gregorgolin9583 4 дні тому +1

    Yeah, we must all dance around the feelings of the deranged.

  • @DawnieRotten
    @DawnieRotten 24 дні тому

    I think that Bruce got NOTHING 'chopped off'.

  • @FranciscoYantorno
    @FranciscoYantorno Місяць тому

    He’s now actually vegetarian 😊

  • @davidszentmiklosy6649
    @davidszentmiklosy6649 11 днів тому

    Joke from 6:00 is the one

  • @zombienation68
    @zombienation68 Місяць тому

    Thankyou for the jokes without the annoying 'what you think about them' narration...seem to be few and far between these days :)

  • @AJCrowley0153
    @AJCrowley0153 Місяць тому +1

    geez, wtf is up with that Norwegian talk show host that just wants to talk about dead pets

  • @micopanel2778
    @micopanel2778 Місяць тому

    Ty

  • @steffenleikow4674
    @steffenleikow4674 2 місяці тому +1

    When you die it just get real real real Black, it`s all you remember when you wake up, but it feel`s okay, empty but okay, you have no worrie`s at all, or I had`nt as far I remember, but still, it feelt allright so don`r fear it, or do, but I will not, I just hope it will be like the last time, and no, I did die 15 times in 10 day`s coma, but we will all experince it at some point, so you don`t have to belive I`m telleng what I feel those day`s so many year`s ago. All have a good day toomorrow...

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 2 місяці тому

      Hope you're ok now? I described it when it happened to me as like being asleep without dreaming

  • @kimmikke_
    @kimmikke_ 21 день тому

    It's Comedy, you don't get it or approve it tells more about you than Ricky..

  • @austinclouse5796
    @austinclouse5796 26 днів тому

    LMAO,LGBTQ; You didn't call me by my pseu-do-nym!!!😂😢😅

  • @darthchowder2023
    @darthchowder2023 22 дні тому

    I have tourettes. Its never swearing. Its more just a physical tick.

  • @moderatelyapathetic3280
    @moderatelyapathetic3280 Місяць тому +1

    Some of these are even too offensive for me, holy shit

    • @latebloomer7191
      @latebloomer7191 Місяць тому +1

      Ricky says the things people think, but won't say.

  • @Marcelotop
    @Marcelotop 16 днів тому

    That scandinavian interview was painful to watch, not gonna lie.

  • @gangster3474
    @gangster3474 Місяць тому +1

    Misgendered my cat😂

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 28 днів тому +1

      I loved that part! When I take my dog out, people will sometimes apologize if they were using the wrong pronouns (in a normal way - trying to be polite, not overly focused on the pet's gender) and I always respond saying she doesn't care 😂

  • @jackvphoenix8493
    @jackvphoenix8493 2 місяці тому +1

    Who is the pretty blonde and what show is she on.

    • @Babunen
      @Babunen 2 місяці тому +1

      I assume you are talking about Sofia Helin, from series The Bridge. The other blonde with fake lips and dead look on her eyes im not sure.. some fashion girl.

    • @AndyJarman
      @AndyJarman 2 місяці тому +2

      It's Norway mate, they all look like that.

  • @jannoyes6248
    @jannoyes6248 20 днів тому

    Well I told fox what they did about Amazon. Well took me to prince Charles cutting out the sun

  • @michellekeith5602
    @michellekeith5602 28 днів тому

    So i just want to ask how the hell if i started watching this so i could stop crying about my cat of 14 years dying this morning here at home WHY THE HELL RICKY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS CAT DYING???? the universe is an a hole . Ugh

    • @Joe-b2n
      @Joe-b2n 25 днів тому +1

      Life is hard. Sorry about your cat.

    • @Topper_Harley68
      @Topper_Harley68 5 годин тому

      I have lost 4 cats to age in my life and it is horrible.

  • @marialuisacampos7567
    @marialuisacampos7567 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @contentweaverz2438
    @contentweaverz2438 Місяць тому

    ROFL 😂

  • @GHD-m1ghd
    @GHD-m1ghd 17 днів тому

    Like most American producers😂 and fail 50:25