The Office David's Blind Date

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  • @DoctorMeatDic
    @DoctorMeatDic 5 років тому +1602

    One of the greatest moments in any sit-com.
    "Oh for fuck's sake"
    Gervais's acting is unreal, brilliant.

    • @dingdong3482
      @dingdong3482 5 років тому +38

      I agree funny as fuck been there myself with some minger once

    • @dingdong3482
      @dingdong3482 4 роки тому +4

      @Jimi Barker obviously not old chap

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 роки тому +15

      I once met some bird I was talking to on Facebook... she was a munter and also a miserable cow... I ran away

    • @rob_3417
      @rob_3417 4 роки тому +24

      @@dingdong3482 she probably thought the same of you

    • @dingdong3482
      @dingdong3482 4 роки тому +5

      @@rob_3417 yes your sister was a bitch

  • @dazzybabe
    @dazzybabe 15 років тому +699

    Oh for fuck's sake...

    • @patrikpatriksson
      @patrikpatriksson 7 років тому +25

      We all said that a few times in our lives. Fat ugly women makes us do so...

    • @amandawilson7412
      @amandawilson7412 7 років тому +13

      Kjell Olofsson and men too

    • @Chicken_Nugget1
      @Chicken_Nugget1 7 років тому +22

      Amanda Wilson but mostly Women.

    • @tamhaswoods9056
      @tamhaswoods9056 7 років тому +3

      Yep.... definitely said that a few times.
      Not always inwardly either hahaha!

    • @TheIceyeddy
      @TheIceyeddy 6 років тому +5

      That line cracked me up

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael 7 років тому +880

    "Said on your form that you like classical music."
    "Did it? Yeah."
    I love that.

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 5 років тому +58

      He likes all the big names.

    • @leestacey970
      @leestacey970 5 років тому +28

      Hahaha he's so patronising it's brilliant! Some of the subtle details of the UK office make it epic!

    • @Pbra90
      @Pbra90 5 років тому +29

      All his main hits, all the big ones, yeah.

    • @BobbySpringer1
      @BobbySpringer1 5 років тому +12

      So many genius throw away lines. They all add up to collective brilliance

    • @JamesCarmichael
      @JamesCarmichael 4 роки тому +35

      It's great because he asks her "did it?" as if to imply that he didn't even read and/or write his own ad/form. Gareth most likely wrote it.

  • @FeathersMcGraw1
    @FeathersMcGraw1 7 років тому +890

    "Well maybe she's got a lovely personality, she hasn't" Classic

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahaha, so good

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому +7

      The larger Ladies are normally bubbly....this one isn't...:)

    • @stevechristie2569
      @stevechristie2569 3 роки тому +2

      @@Isleofskye do you partake of the larger lady hebrides?

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому +6

      Hi Steve
      No, not for me, my friend,
      My Shallow nature means my preference is for slim, tall Young Ladies :)

    • @JoshSingleTon2
      @JoshSingleTon2 2 роки тому +1

      @@Isleofskye
      Add curvy* to that list and it’s..... Perfection.

  • @jockkardashian.9407
    @jockkardashian.9407 2 роки тому +521

    I often wonder how they cast these parts...Agent: "there's a part here I thought you'd be perfect for, it's a bloke on a blind date and when he sees you his reaction is oh for fuck sake."

    • @LSDOvideos
      @LSDOvideos 2 роки тому +47

      Well, the extras aren't stupid. They know what they look like. Usually for parts like this they use a special term. "Type actor" or "body actor" for X type character needed, is usually what's on the application.

    • @sb-jo2ch
      @sb-jo2ch 2 роки тому +36

      Homely woman

    • @jjr1728
      @jjr1728 2 роки тому +4

      @@zumazuma568 We've got a sharky shark and a zuma zuma going at it in the comments. My bet's on the Pelican pelican.

    • @colinwhitehouse7547
      @colinwhitehouse7547 2 роки тому +16

      She was gutted when she got overlooked for the part of the fat woman which contained the line "I'm waiting for a blind date and i was worried you were it"

    • @jimmylittle9393
      @jimmylittle9393 Рік тому

      @Sharky Shark VR you seem to think you're coming off well in this exchange... you're not just FYI 😀

  • @kieransoregaard-utt8
    @kieransoregaard-utt8 3 роки тому +160

    “Is that your party trick?”
    “Not a trick is it? Knowledge, education, don’t...you know”
    😂😂😂 holding back his rage

  • @danutd94
    @danutd94 3 роки тому +180

    It’s the “uhh?” and pause at 0:23 for me.
    You can almost hear the brain desperately, frantically calculating the viability of an escape route, any kind of exit, and concluding that it’s too late.

    • @phineasgage8252
      @phineasgage8252 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly, he is tring to stall

    • @Epichuman100
      @Epichuman100 Рік тому +1

      Huh.? Yep. Hiya.

    • @dean7652
      @dean7652 6 місяців тому

      2 blokes up the bar listening as well😂

  • @airindiana
    @airindiana 5 років тому +575

    If this were a mini documentary it would be called “Tinder - the reality”

    • @keyboarddancers7751
      @keyboarddancers7751 4 роки тому +20

      I've been on a couple of dates like this!

    • @blackbob3358
      @blackbob3358 4 роки тому

      through experience, air what ever ?

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 4 роки тому +34

      @@blackbob3358 I´ve been on a few dates where the initial thought also was "oh for fucks sake..."

    • @glennoconnor1130
      @glennoconnor1130 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +1

      @@AlfaGiuliaQV Do you want to do them again?

  • @dan003
    @dan003 5 років тому +291

    "Oh for fucks sake". We've all been there. A horrible feeling.

    • @sajryder2541
      @sajryder2541 3 роки тому +4

      Haha daam rights

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 3 роки тому +5

      Me too. "Are you Ben?". "No"

    • @hero.ambition
      @hero.ambition 3 роки тому +15

      @@sajryder2541 bro I had a meet up from Chick from pof I felt like David for a moment. It's fat pandemic out there fellas. Not even sexy fat hippo fat.

    • @sajryder2541
      @sajryder2541 3 роки тому

      @@hero.ambition haha pof lol did you sack her of like David brent in the end lol

    • @kenoneill8783
      @kenoneill8783 3 роки тому +3

      I remember I met one, she had this lovely face only pic on her profile, looking up, when I met her at the bar she was stuffing her face with finger food and must have weighed at least 16 stone, and had two or three kids with different black guys, all from one night stands, we're now happily married....
      ...not! 😇

  • @featheredraven
    @featheredraven 8 років тому +512

    "Anyhting!" - with a hint of anger creeping into his voice

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 7 років тому +44

      featheredraven the fake smiles with anger behind them. Like a adult forced to talk to a child

    • @featheredraven
      @featheredraven 7 років тому +31

      I love fake smiles in comedy. Like when Gareth and Brent are 'joking' about his visits.

    • @account_nameonline6420
      @account_nameonline6420 5 років тому +2

      featheredraven oh god I love that scene!!

    • @jasperf5667
      @jasperf5667 5 років тому +9

      “No you said lemons”

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +3

      rafer Jefferson iii do you normally get angry when you're forced to talk to a child?

  • @alexbarker6864
    @alexbarker6864 7 років тому +162

    “She said she’ll be wearing a white sca...Ahh for fucks sake...”
    quite possibly one of the best and funniest moments in the two series and special, in my opinion.

  • @CS-mo7xp
    @CS-mo7xp 5 років тому +313

    "cows have got 4 stomachs" surprised she wasn't putty in his hands after that gem...

    • @RCsFinest
      @RCsFinest 4 роки тому +4

      😆

    • @shussey1446
      @shussey1446 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you for teaching me a great idiom.

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 4 роки тому +4

      I was actually quite impressed with his trivia.
      Not great sexy talk though.

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 4 роки тому

      @@shussey1446 I learned that idiom from Steve merchant

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 4 роки тому +1

      @@redlady935 he made up that trivia as he went along.

  • @ZorbaTheDutch
    @ZorbaTheDutch 7 років тому +343

    "Look it up when you get home" -- that always works with the ladies.

    • @rollingthunder9071
      @rollingthunder9071 5 років тому

      zorbathedutch Really? Why wait until they get home. Use the phone and google it.

    • @DarkHallwayz
      @DarkHallwayz 5 років тому +18

      adrian churchward Smartphones weren’t invented yet

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 4 роки тому

      @@DarkHallwayz Nokia 9210 scowls from its rocking chair......

    • @henkdetenk3480
      @henkdetenk3480 3 роки тому +1

      Hoi Zorba

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +3

      @@henkdetenk3480 Oh for fuck's s...

  • @thecurmudgeon3131
    @thecurmudgeon3131 5 років тому +277

    I’ve seen this a hundred times and it’s still physically painful to get through.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +11

      I looked it up about lemons. He's right.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому

      I looked it up about cow's stomachs, too. He's wrong. They don't really have four stomachs, it's a myth.

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 2 роки тому +6

      @@TonyEnglandUK Well, I never!
      Here's one for you. Did you know that the gestation period for the female gibbon is seven months?

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 Рік тому +2

      I can’t look at the screen

    • @thecurmudgeon3131
      @thecurmudgeon3131 Рік тому +1

      @@acsone3546the scene where he introduces himself to the Swindon lot (where he starts doing the impressions) absolutely broke me the first time. I had to pause it and leave the room.

  • @shecklesmack9563
    @shecklesmack9563 5 років тому +155

    All that lip smacking, unfinished sentences, awkward glances... perfect. 10/10.

  • @timrthoward7007
    @timrthoward7007 8 років тому +764

    it's too hard to watch

    • @timbo2421
      @timbo2421 7 років тому +47

      brilliant isn't it...

    • @wd5585
      @wd5585 7 років тому +3

      TimRT Howard You still watched it tho?

    • @bradredford4846
      @bradredford4846 6 років тому +2

      That's what she said??

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому

      I only managed 49 seconds this time though I have seen it before.lol

    • @tamhaswoods9056
      @tamhaswoods9056 5 років тому +4

      I can't watch either, it's just too fucking real.

  • @gilesglossop5071
    @gilesglossop5071 Рік тому +33

    Brent is truly a modern renaissance man - 19th Century German composers, lemons, cows.. nothing is off limits for this cultural titan. And all this on a afternoon in an English pub/restaurant.

  • @jhb6991esrep
    @jhb6991esrep 7 років тому +356

    Not a trick is it, knowledge? Education. Don't...

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +8

      *ahem* the correct quote is "Not a trick is it, knowledge? Education. Don't...you know..."

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +4

      @NowForTheTruth Haha. Maybe. It won't stop me being pedantic ;)

    • @PolitischTourette
      @PolitischTourette 4 роки тому +2

      @NowForTheTruth We all need a hobby in these days and age

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      @@PolitischTourette Yes but being pedantic is rather a waste of time and shows an unfulfilled life....
      Oh! By The Way, you should have put " in this day and age "....

    • @springbok2354
      @springbok2354 3 роки тому

      RealityCheck6T9.... Yeah but where’s your cut off point.... he said “don’t..”, so. He wouldn’t have said that on blockbusters.... so I’m not sure why you’re..

  • @shaundunbar5119
    @shaundunbar5119 7 років тому +239

    " oh ffs" ........"david" ? ......"uh ?' .................hahahaha crack up

  • @mrlozmoore
    @mrlozmoore 7 років тому +783

    one bit that's easily missed which is so freaking genius is that because he's so bored - taking time to smile intently at a complete stranger walking past the table fills just a bit of the awkwardness.

    • @TheIkaraCult
      @TheIkaraCult 5 років тому +63

      almost every scene in the office is filled with these little moments. That's what makes it so rewatchable

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 5 років тому +25

      It was pretty obvious tbh.

    • @TWH442
      @TWH442 5 років тому +41

      Yes easily missed if ur not watching the screen

    • @TheNeilsolaris
      @TheNeilsolaris 4 роки тому +18

      Also, it gives the message to the woman he's with, that these complete strangers walking past the table are worthy of his attention, but she isn't!

    • @andrew1984uk
      @andrew1984uk 4 роки тому +22

      I always thought it was him trying to make out that he's not really with the person he's sharing the table with.

  • @sophieheritage478
    @sophieheritage478 4 роки тому +229

    “All his main hits” 😂😂

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 4 роки тому +8

      did it ......YEA ! that bit kills me lol...

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому +12

      A bit like Alan Partridge when asked his favourite Beatles Album.
      He said "Best Of The Beatles" after struggling :)

    • @5836609
      @5836609 3 роки тому +2

      Cows have 4 stomachs!

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish 2 роки тому +1

      Totally deaf!

    • @clintdeangelis5082
      @clintdeangelis5082 4 місяці тому

      Don't you get the feeling that was improvised? It's a perfect line for David, but an even better line for Ricky.

  • @armstronga2358
    @armstronga2358 8 років тому +460

    I thought she would be one of those happy bubbly ones because we were eating.

    • @garethm3242
      @garethm3242 7 років тому +75

      I think it's "because of her eating".

    • @mickdooley8994
      @mickdooley8994 5 років тому +2

      Gareth M, why the fuck would it be ‘because of her eating’?

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 5 років тому +5

      Look at the multitude of London street videos on here from The 1960's and you won't see one fat person...@ @@mickdooley8994

    • @h4r4
      @h4r4 5 років тому +18

      mick dooley it definitely is ‘because of her eating’ listen to it you tit

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому +16

      mick dooley it’s definitely “because of her eating”

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому +209

    “David?”
    “HUH?!”
    Never fails to make me laugh that noise he makes Hahahahahaha

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому +1

      @Br Olsos no one asked bozo

    • @phineasgage8252
      @phineasgage8252 2 роки тому +1

      It is incredible

    • @shawndimery
      @shawndimery Рік тому +1

      Haha I do it to my wife all the time just to wind her up!

  • @squashum778
    @squashum778 3 роки тому +94

    Love how they show 2 sets of couples having a good time , then quick change to Brent and date
    Oh dear what a contrast.

    • @KebabMusicLtd
      @KebabMusicLtd Рік тому +2

      And that's his cue to determine whether he is having a good time or not. He, of course, did nothing to make himself more engaging. I would imagine if he had, he would simply tell her about all the great things hes' achieved.

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 5 років тому +157

    I hope he paid that actress well!

    • @parkender1833
      @parkender1833 4 роки тому +20

      He will have done. He's great on set apparently. If you ever see bloopers off his shows his laugh is the same as in his series. He seems a right laugh

    • @supernovagirl5741
      @supernovagirl5741 4 роки тому +6

      He probably knew her

    • @hamishcoupe6333
      @hamishcoupe6333 3 роки тому +1

      it's Suzanne

    • @andrewweir7092
      @andrewweir7092 3 роки тому

      @Georgina Orwell Its actually Dawn's mother in real life

    • @MrBooBeeDoo
      @MrBooBeeDoo 2 роки тому +2

      @@andrewweir7092 it certainly is not.

  • @M_Vockersbeige
    @M_Vockersbeige 6 років тому +95

    If you want a really good pie.... The Gardeners

  • @TheDisco8895
    @TheDisco8895 8 років тому +158

    All his main hits!

  • @PolitischTourette
    @PolitischTourette 4 роки тому +66

    "I like Beethoven ".... " ... all his main hits" ....Ah you gotta love the subtlety within the scriptwriting.... just the way he is saying it , the viewer can tell, that he hasn't got a clue,what Beethoven was famous for composing . All he has is some "Pub Quiz - knowledge..... However , to his defense, you can imagine , that all he was thinking of was ," when will this be over ...!" Brilliant screenwriting, thanks to Merchant and Gervais.

    • @RargoFC19
      @RargoFC19 4 роки тому

      PolitischTourette Defence

    • @JoshuaDillonn
      @JoshuaDillonn 3 роки тому +2

      Weird comment.

    • @darania1
      @darania1 2 роки тому

      Or Brent was trolling fatty boom boom for the camera...

  • @rosssmithe
    @rosssmithe Рік тому +26

    So freaking funny the shots of people at the restaurant tables laughing and flirting, and then the shot from above of David and date at their table. Just the painfully awkward and uncomfortable body language made me die laughing. Not to mention all David's fake smiles! Just genius!! 😂

  • @mikestakeon
    @mikestakeon 3 роки тому +43

    0:52
    Desperately hoping this random stranger walking by would save him from this situation. Then he just stares at her, smiling 😂

  • @chrisjames6327
    @chrisjames6327 4 роки тому +531

    I like how she's much more intellectual than he is (knows much more about classical music etc) but he still feels superior because he has memorised some mindless trivia.

    • @kensingtonpride
      @kensingtonpride 4 роки тому +60

      Not a trick, is it

    • @alexconde4651
      @alexconde4651 3 роки тому +20

      Education.. you know?

    • @TheCooderix
      @TheCooderix 3 роки тому +51

      She knows about classical music the same way he knows mindless trivia though. Doesn't make her smarter.

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +25

      You're not looking at the whole pie.

    • @EdwardWB97
      @EdwardWB97 3 роки тому +30

      Classical music doesnt make someone more intellectual

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 14 років тому +146

    I love him looking at the camera going: 'You know?'

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 7 років тому +93

    Not a trick is it knowledge

  • @samster883
    @samster883 8 років тому +187

    with you? wouldn't have thought so...

    • @FunFails
      @FunFails 5 років тому +3

      Thanks! I was scrolling looking for this; I couldn't hear what he said 😊

    • @KM-zn3lx
      @KM-zn3lx 5 років тому +1

      I remember one guy I blind dated said I felt chemistry lets do this again. I simply decided it was hopeless and said No.

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому +1

      K M what sort of donk says “I feel chemistry”. Wtf is that anyway? You either fancy someone or you don’t.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому

      K M cool story bro

    • @tylerleemyles9592
      @tylerleemyles9592 4 роки тому +1

      David's anger made me laugh so hard. I was eating chili when I watched this and spat it out.

  • @Epichuman100
    @Epichuman100 3 роки тому +20

    At 2:16 she’s actually looking down at a lemon 🍋 So beautifully written is the office!

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 2 роки тому +1

      @H TheMacLife made themselves look like a proper 🍋.

    • @KebabMusicLtd
      @KebabMusicLtd Рік тому +1

      @kommunistical 90% of these comments actually refer to something we have all seen many time. Maybe you're just having a bad day.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 5 років тому +40

    I think this might be the best bit of acting Ricky ever did as Brent, the way he looks at the person walking past as if to say 'talk to me about something please'... amazing

    • @johnnycalvino7490
      @johnnycalvino7490 4 роки тому +9

      Ricky himself considers his best bit of acting (as Brent) was when he was made redundant and was begging for them not to let him go.

    • @gonkymoukeeper
      @gonkymoukeeper Рік тому

      @user-kl9zu7qw9g 🤣

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 10 місяців тому

      @@johnnycalvino7490 I have to side with @TheIkaraCult over Mr Gervais himself on this one, Johnny...

  • @scragger07
    @scragger07 15 років тому +67

    "Oh for Fuck's sake!!!!!
    Pick me up off the floor please, what a hoot.

  • @iorekby
    @iorekby 3 роки тому +20

    "What's your favourite Beethoven?
    "Hmmm, tough one. I'd probably have to say _The best of Beethoven_ "

    • @Simon1985_
      @Simon1985_ 3 роки тому +4

      Now That’s What I Call Beethoven 32

    • @sheasonic0639
      @sheasonic0639 2 роки тому +1

      That's first class!

  • @mrabbeels
    @mrabbeels 8 років тому +284

    I'm seriously thinking of asking for my money back under the trades description act 3:00 😂😊😂

    • @dexistence19
      @dexistence19 7 років тому +2

      Jon Abbeels lmao

    • @james34800
      @james34800 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @DarkHallwayz
      @DarkHallwayz 5 років тому +3

      Jon Abbeels That was a genius line

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      @@cartmanofsp They could not find an attractive younger picture of her so blurred the camera :)

  • @anjpoteat
    @anjpoteat 5 років тому +29

    "Oh, for fuck's sake"... I'm crying from laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @aintgonnahappen
    @aintgonnahappen 6 років тому +150

    God almighty. This for me is the hardest part of the office to watch. Just the relentless condescending tone he uses. The acting of Gervais is brilliant.

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 Рік тому

      "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

    • @aintgonnahappen
      @aintgonnahappen Рік тому

      @@shaunhunterit342 It was my time for a D-Bag to hunt me down. Is that why they call you "the hunter"?...lmao

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 Рік тому

      @@aintgonnahappen just giving you fair warning

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 Рік тому

      @@aintgonnahappen you're right about the BB video, I've deleted it

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 Рік тому

      @@aintgonnahappen thank you for challenging me

  • @eddiealexander5276
    @eddiealexander5276 3 роки тому +27

    "It's not a trick is it? Knowledge, education!" brilliant

  • @ThomasJakobMusic
    @ThomasJakobMusic 3 роки тому +50

    David here is the embodiment of literally everything we fear when going on a first date.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 роки тому +9

      from both sides. lol

    • @johnbowman1076
      @johnbowman1076 Рік тому +2

      I think she was the more dishonest of the two photo-wise.

    • @susand9296
      @susand9296 Рік тому +1

      @@johnbowman1076 How is your guide dog these days?

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 10 місяців тому +1

      @@susand9296 Seriously?! Sure, he looked utterly ridiculous in his photo, trying to look sexy while posing in his white, Travolta-esque 'Saturday Night Fever' suit & then signing it as though he's a pop star...but at least he pretty much looked like the same person at the date as he did in his photo, whereas she was about half the size in the photo that she had sent him as she actually turned out to be at the date! So I sure hope that you received a SpecSavers voucher from a loved one for Xmas last week!

  • @josephedwards4325
    @josephedwards4325 7 років тому +83

    "Cows? Cows have got four stomachs... alright? (she shrugs) Well don't look at me like that, you said cows, choose anything, choose anything."
    ...
    "Lemons?"
    "Lemons?!"

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому +4

      Joseph Edwards ANYTHING!

    • @_Super_Hans_
      @_Super_Hans_ 5 років тому +2

      Well don't look at me like that, you said lemons

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish 3 роки тому

      Look it up... when you get home.

  • @odocsx
    @odocsx 2 роки тому +24

    -“would you want to do this again”
    -“what with you”
    -“yes”
    -“i wouldn’t of thought so” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JB_inks
      @JB_inks Рік тому +4

      HAVE not of

    • @odocsx
      @odocsx Рік тому +2

      @@JB_inksoooooo you’re hard, showing off….

  • @Jesuslovesus599
    @Jesuslovesus599 6 років тому +30

    this shows the complex character that is Brent, ,,at times he does show humanity and that's why hes trying to be nice,despite not wanting to be there,then of course he lets himself down..pure genius

  • @johnmcdonald1237
    @johnmcdonald1237 6 років тому +33

    "look it up when you get home".. Ah the good old days!

    • @OheyBro
      @OheyBro 5 років тому

      Still the same for some people. Not everyone has a smartphone, and not everyone with a smartphone has mobile data.

    • @johnmcdonald1237
      @johnmcdonald1237 5 років тому +3

      @@OheyBrogood point. though I think David would say.. Oo bet you're fun at parties!

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 роки тому

      what do you mean the good ol days, they did have internet in 2001 and thats all he meant...

  • @addigi5598
    @addigi5598 5 років тому +44

    Aww ..for fuck's sake 😳..gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 5 років тому +4

      "David" "Uh?" as he's trying to stall lmfao. this scene cracks me up

  • @Smileater
    @Smileater Рік тому +4

    - Which Beethoven do you like? (Implying his different styles or pieces)
    - All of his main hits 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisrowe7503
    @chrisrowe7503 Рік тому +7

    I went on a couple of blind dates before the days of Dating Apps. I can relate to this 😂😂

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Рік тому +2

      Oh god it was horrible. The awkwardness when you meet and all you want to di is vanish. Or make them vanish

  • @johnsaunders6510
    @johnsaunders6510 2 роки тому +12

    That moment when she calls our his name and there is a pause and he's working out if he can get out of it. LOL

  • @TheMadFerrit
    @TheMadFerrit 6 років тому +78

    "She's blughhhh....nothing....d'ye know what....."
    "Not talking about me?"
    "Nooooo...
    .....you couldnt hear that anyway could ye?"
    Lolllll....

  • @jamess6787
    @jamess6787 8 років тому +86

    3:26 love that bit .... you couldn't hear that anyway could you?

    • @shaanpatel9999
      @shaanpatel9999 6 років тому +7

      James S I love the way he says “nah” lol

  • @MrTKEx
    @MrTKEx 7 років тому +27

    When he's looking at the person walking past the table oh my 😂😂

  • @hartdawgg
    @hartdawgg 8 років тому +44

    Not bowled over

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 5 років тому +30

    THIS IS UNCHARACTERISTIC OF DAVID.
    HE'S NEVER AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +3

      Duck pate.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZorbaTheDutch I prefer pickled sardines on whole wheat bread myself. But to each his own, right?

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +2

      @@drServitis If you want a good pie, The Gardeners

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZorbaTheDutch Shame, I live in Bujumbura and we don't have that restaurant here. Remember me next time you indulge.

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 роки тому +1

      @@drServitis I will 😊

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 7 років тому +32

    The nod he does to the guy at 0:54, pretending he knows him to try and escape the awkwardness and divert the attention off himself.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 3 роки тому

      @Georgina Orwell Well it's a sort of gesture.

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 7 років тому +43

    Well you would cos i just told you it is and I'm not a liar so..

  • @pete6705
    @pete6705 3 роки тому +68

    As a man who’s done a lot of online dating, I know the feeling well. Most of the girls on there completely doctor their photos or use pics from 10 years or 50 lbs ago

    • @casvix2148
      @casvix2148 2 роки тому +14

      "OR 50 IBS AGO" lmfao

    • @TheIJP123
      @TheIJP123 2 роки тому +6

      Men do the same lmao plus they lie about their height too

    • @yamilarimoldi1649
      @yamilarimoldi1649 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheIJP123 Most women above a certain age don't really care about age to be fair.

    • @Lindenrd25
      @Lindenrd25 2 роки тому +2

      Do you say 'Oh for fuck's sake' when they appear? 😅

    • @johno4521
      @johno4521 2 роки тому

      Bit like the second hand car market....

  • @te22a
    @te22a 6 років тому +34

    "David?"
    "Huh."

    • @matthewadams4097
      @matthewadams4097 5 років тому +5

      The more I've rewatched the series I've realised some of the funniest moments are when he makes that noise

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 роки тому +9

      It's the way he refuses to look at her thinking 'maybe there's a way to get out of it'

  • @blackhawkdown984
    @blackhawkdown984 4 роки тому +19

    I love the look he gives someone as they walk past the table as they’ve sat down as if to internally say please get me out of this

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 7 років тому +20

    I'm not gonna be wearing the shoes

  • @sparko2012
    @sparko2012 8 років тому +162

    "not sexual"

  • @eddiealexander5276
    @eddiealexander5276 3 роки тому +7

    "So do you want to do this again?"
    " With you? Wouldn't have thought so!"

  • @jupitorious7925
    @jupitorious7925 5 років тому +18

    I drive my car like Brent, focused but chilled

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 5 років тому +2

      You sound like a cool dude. I wish I was your friend as you sound great..

    • @jupitorious7925
      @jupitorious7925 5 років тому +1

      @@Isleofskye I am actually, and you don't even Know me

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      @@jupitorious7925 I believe you , my friend and , sadly, due to Covid we are destined never to meet....my loss :(

    • @jupitorious7925
      @jupitorious7925 3 роки тому

      @@Isleofskye how very nice of you. Good luck with all

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      @@jupitorious7925 Thanks. All The Best.

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 2 роки тому +2

    "Do you wanna meet again?"
    "Wouldn't have thought so."

  • @dvdvideo10
    @dvdvideo10 Рік тому +4

    "So... would you want to do this again?"
    "With you? Wouldn't have thought so..." 😂😂😂

  • @lukechapman6549
    @lukechapman6549 Рік тому +2

    “Would you like to do this again?”
    “What with you? Wouldn’t of thought so… or am I.”

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 2 роки тому +9

    The timing when she appears is absolutely perfect.

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 6 років тому +16

    it's clips like these which show why gervais is one of the greatest comedy actors of all time.

  • @jesselee2549
    @jesselee2549 5 років тому +79

    He's so subtle, comedic genius here. For example when he first spots herthen turns around, she calls out his name and instead of turning around to see who it is he turns around with his hand already out ready to shake her hand. genius

  • @54spatula
    @54spatula 2 роки тому +6

    All Beethovens “Main Hits” 🤣

  • @mistofoles
    @mistofoles 3 роки тому +9

    "So..would you want to do this again ?" "What, with YOU ? I wouldn't have thought so." Cruel, man, cruel ! :D

    • @perfectbreakfast
      @perfectbreakfast 3 роки тому +2

      thank you for deciferring that I could not figure out what he said and CC couldn't either

  • @wewantmore100
    @wewantmore100 5 років тому +22

    I fractured my sternum 3 days ago and it's excruciatingly painful to laugh. This video is my absolute kryptonite.

    • @violetfrank581
      @violetfrank581 4 роки тому +2

      Hope your better..

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому +2

      How is your sternum now ?
      I gave, often, wondered over the last year when I heard .

    • @wewantmore100
      @wewantmore100 3 роки тому +1

      @@Isleofskye can't believe this was two years ago. I'm back again watching this video with no broken bones. Life is good

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому +2

      That's good to hear, my friend :)

    • @wewantmore100
      @wewantmore100 3 місяці тому

      @@violetfrank581much better now and still return to this absolute gem

  • @davout71
    @davout71 4 роки тому +3

    It's a reminder to ourselves. You may think the person you were matched with isn't so flash, but have you taken time to look at yourself?

  • @Baresi-Unico-Capitano
    @Baresi-Unico-Capitano Рік тому +6

    I grew up with 'mates' like David. Bang average when it comes to looks, slightly on the portly side and yet had ridiculous expectations when it came to women. These days most of them are on their 2nd/3rd wives.

  • @mhl8396
    @mhl8396 4 роки тому +8

    I have less respect for her for agreeing to the date after seeing the photo he sent in!

  • @itsamazeofmirrors
    @itsamazeofmirrors 9 місяців тому

    This to me is the funniest clip on UA-cam hands down. The more this video progresses the more I absolutely lose it😂😂😂😂

  • @Epichuman100
    @Epichuman100 Рік тому +4

    “It’s not a trick is it? Knowledge?”
    “Look it up when you get home”
    David Brent as ever was ahead of his time when there was no google.. Probably

  • @GlennPowell-ls3lg
    @GlennPowell-ls3lg Рік тому +2

    The fact there was an ashtray on the table took me back.Happy days.

  • @iamnegan938
    @iamnegan938 7 років тому +42

    " cows have got 4 stomachs
    Alryt " 😄

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 6 років тому +1

      kevin spacey Don't look at me like that. You said it

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 6 років тому +1

      Susan looks like she has too.

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому

      Choose anything

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      @@RaferJeffersonIII ANYTHING....with a hint of aggression creeping in :)

  • @robertomartin59
    @robertomartin59 2 роки тому +2

    It said on your form you like classical music..."Did it? Yeah, yeah...You?

  • @morganwhite2176
    @morganwhite2176 Рік тому +4

    He is a brilliant comic and actor. He has really reflected how cringeworthy a blind date can be with all the disappointment and snappiness involved. He is extremely intelligent, thats why he made it.

  • @flanaj2
    @flanaj2 Рік тому +3

    Don't look at me like that, you said "cows". Love how passive aggressive he is 🤣

  • @gilijo4206
    @gilijo4206 5 років тому +9

    First reaction of david seen his woman made me laugh all day

  • @joeletaxi7956
    @joeletaxi7956 Рік тому +2

    Brent excited and turning his head "Oh for fuck's sake" 😂😂😂

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye 6 років тому +23

    I went out with a Young Lady but, obviously, wasn't her cup of tea as she went to the loo and 37 years later I am STILL waiting for her to return.
    I'll be honest . I am beginning to fear the worst...

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +3

      5 months later and still no sign :(

    • @donnn-sg4mk
      @donnn-sg4mk 6 років тому

      Haha I know...already he was saying he did not want to be seen with her!!!!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +3

      For either of the 2 Parties it's the worst feeling when you feel deflated and you know a long nights ahead of you until you both make your excuses and leave :)

    • @mannixflinn6227
      @mannixflinn6227 5 років тому

      @@Isleofskye I did that once in a restaurant. Said I was going to the loo, went to the cash desk and paid my half of the bill, then left.

    • @WhiteSlift
      @WhiteSlift 5 років тому +2

      @@mannixflinn6227 Why were you such an asshole?

  • @spadgm
    @spadgm 3 роки тому +6

    When having a pot noodle and a wank is actually a sound alternative lol.

  • @RargoFC19
    @RargoFC19 4 роки тому +7

    “Pound for pound there’s more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry.”

  • @shaunaghroberts3226
    @shaunaghroberts3226 4 роки тому +7

    When she says David and he says huh 😂😂

  • @pringrinsful
    @pringrinsful 14 років тому +25

    ANYTHING.

  • @nathanbellamy3308
    @nathanbellamy3308 3 роки тому +5

    He embodies that character almost better than anybody has embodied a character before.

  • @Gargantupimp
    @Gargantupimp 4 роки тому +7

    If only he knew the value of honesty and of politeness... Then he wouldn't have such miserable endings every time!

  • @robw8173
    @robw8173 2 роки тому +2

    Brent quipped “it’s not a trick is it knowledge”

  • @tomneville6763
    @tomneville6763 4 роки тому +10

    The way he smiles at the people passing him because it‘s awkward😂

  • @KalleLagerlof
    @KalleLagerlof 4 роки тому +13

    Brent is actually right on the lemon facts 🙂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +2

      A lemon contains 70% sugar and strawberry contain only 40% of sugar.
      *_Astonishing._*

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish 2 роки тому +1

      It's knowledge. Education.

  • @UKMusicCharts-UK
    @UKMusicCharts-UK 4 роки тому +4

    It's like watching The Undateables

  • @stantastic4866
    @stantastic4866 7 років тому +77

    I'd love to know how they described the role to the actress beforehand.

    • @Useaname
      @Useaname 6 років тому +88

      Stan Tastic "Your role is to play some fat gormless lump on a blind date. Just be yourself love."

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 6 років тому +7

      That is exactly what he points out in "extras".

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 3 роки тому +4

      @Georgina Orwell watch the series "extras" and Gervais points out the superficial nature of acting. Being hired (or not) for being ugly...

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 3 роки тому +6

      @Georgina Orwell you are clearly some kind of idiot.

    • @thetruth156real3
      @thetruth156real3 3 роки тому +1

      Their actors you twit, they are more aware of their looks then anyone, it’s acting, they make the actress look dowdy and the script ( it isn’t real ) is made to make her appear boring, when actors portray murderers or rapists, they, like this female actress don’t think oh God if I play a rapist they must think I am one, it’s acting, it’s not real, they train and get paid for it.

  • @th33399
    @th33399 4 роки тому +8

    How many of you have googled the lemon & strawberry fact?

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 3 роки тому

      Deserves more likes :)

  • @wag1kids815
    @wag1kids815 6 років тому +22

    Strange watching someone smoke in a pub...