Fun fact: You could actually progress the main story without doing the Zero missions. They were optional side missions :3 *We all learned the hard way....*
22:50 While he was saying oh "shiiiiiit!" I was playing San Andreas during the beginning bit when Ryder robs the pizza place and when Dan said oh shit, Ryder said oh shit as pizza guy pull out a shotgun
14:05 You can buy plane tickets in this game and fast travel through the city, it gives you an animation following this plane taking off and flying in real time, you can skip it though
Radam53142 Yeah it was pretty hard at first, the trick was keeping up the right speed and a good distance away from the side of the train so that Big Smoke could actually aim at the guys on top. From that point on it was really easy. At least for me.
I remember that mission I was 7 and I just got the game and I was pretty good at it but when I got the bike I instantly hit a pole and flew through the air and I remember a glitch that made put down the game the story goes. CJ finally out of jail for the murder of 10,000 police officers bought a jetpack or uh... stole it went flying through the air all was well until he... FELL he fell through the sky and the player frantic little fingers trying to type in the health cheat and he prevailed but immortality has its consequeces he glitched through the world like a crack in time infinitly falling until he hit the ground or.. air I guess and the game finally comes to a stop more like a CRASH landing and still to this day there is a broken 8 mb memory card for the ps2 still in its glitch weirdness state never to be recovered.
Two years later and... I've still not got GTA V. Only a couple weeks to go now for the PC release, however! UPDATE: And the release date is bumped back again. From March 24th, to April 14th. And here I thought Rockstar paying attention to their Steam page for GTA V and releasing the system requirements made the March release a sure thing. Oh well. -Fucking Rockstar not giving a damn about consistent times...-
Same here Some other company should release a gta rip off for pc before rockstar releases it,thatd teach them not to keep us waiting everytime a new game comes out
When you have OCD, this game is hard to play. You don't want to damage your car *AT ALL*, you don't want to get hurt at all, and you don't want to spend too much money.
TheDiamondDuck Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It's when you seriously get angry when something isn't clean or well organized. So, you can imagine that as soon as you get your car damaged in GTA, you have to get a new one or you'll just get annoyed by the look of your car.
i got my first gta game when i was 10 years old that game was gta vice city i got lot of good memory from gta vice city but i also love gta san andreas it has good storyline
Dan, I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You have taught me that deteriorated building look better. You've taught me that rain was cute. You taught me not to act like I was two. You taught me to go it for myself, not so much for everyone else. You were a part of raising a child. You are a part of raising a child. Dan, my name is Bryce Fernandez. I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You helped me live. Like so Dan can see this. Please.
GTA SA never had great graphics. Whilst the plane models are pretty decent (if simplistic), the car models were always pretty mediocre - particularly the wheels, which looked less realistic than those found on cars in the much older Need for Speed Hot Pursuit. The environments and character models were nothing special either. What WAS impressive was the ability to have such a large world without loading screens in 2004/2005. GTA hasn't really ever had graphics that pushed the boundaries of what was possible at the time (although GTA IV was pretty close, it still had far too many jagged edges and such, even with AA cranked up) - so it'll be interesting to see exactly how the current-gen (not next-gen any more!) consoles and PC ports look.
***** Have you seen the size of the map? SA had to do a tredeoff: either buy a NASA PC for awesome graphics and huge map or have a normal PC with ok graphics and a huge map. Choose want you want.
Why do so many people act like this was cutting edge graphics? It was pretty shit looking, even for the time it was released. There were games both before and straight after this that looked a lot better. Yeah, the game was hours upon hours of fun, but stop pretending it looked even remotely good.
***** No, no, no. You've got it all Wrong... The ultimate Weapon cheat would be........... SDFDHSGFDHSDFVSNGJKHGIKNGHRDGXNFHDSGGMKIGGFDBFJDFGDFHHGDFHRFY...... Yep........ That is all.
oh, the nostalgia of GTA: SA on my ps2, my parents not even knowing I have it and trying to stealth-play it so no one would know... and I had so much fun.. it had this certain.... feeling playing it
I remember doing a 100-point turn to try and squeeze that giant plane into the hangar you can own, only being possible when I broke the wings or something. Couldn't get the bloody thing out ever again.
Crazy how Dan’s like “omg San Andreas is 9 years old that’s insane” while GTA V is now about 8 years old already.
😔
Way to make me feel old. Fucking hell that boggles my mind haha
and its still a '''''''next gen game''''''''
This video, itself, is 8 years old
Strange to think that GTAV is now older than San Andreas was when it was launched, and they're still selling it
Just realized.
Gta 5 year: 2013
Gta 4 year: 2008
We spent 5 years on the eat coast, then we went home.
+AlexRed95 well then.
Wow that's sick!!
+AlexRed95 WOAH!!
There's an Eat coast?! I thought it was just the East coast!! :P
holy shit
illuminati confirmed
+AlexRed95 "i spent 5 years on the east coast. decided it was time to go home"
"Pop-in was the DEATH of me in this game"
*literally one minute later*
"TREE FROM NOWHERE!"
Perfect timing.
4:09
Tree: i will now deactivate my invisibility power
Mad Miner Michael Graphics wise, I think not
*a wild invisible tree appears*
Nah it just activated its visibility power
19:28
"Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shogun, shogun, gunshog, gunshot, gunshot, gunshot."
Shutgon
Gotshun
19:04 super mario theme explosion edition
OMG yes
lol thats perfect
"2004, christ on a bike, 9 years"
2004, christ on a bike, 16 years
"Good grief, it got foggy all of a sudden. Now that's the old draw distance I reme- Oh ravine!"
remember back in the day when people thought those where good graphics
ahh the good ol days
Yeah, I loved those days.
This: Good Graphics
Wind Waker: Bad Graphics
Look at how much we changed.
Zorex The Dolphin
No one has said that Wind Waker has bad graphics. Maybe it is bad technically, but aesthetically it is good.
BananaO O I'm talking about how everyone flipped out about it being cartoony. Now we see it how it should have been seen all along.
*ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!*
follow the train CJ
+N Studios I really don't understand how people struggled with that mission
+Plum Bit because big smoke would usually hit the train rather than the gangsters
Sam Griffiths When that happens, you move further away. Simple.
I know someone called cj and i keep saying that to him
When Dan was 14, he was drooling over GTA:SA
When I was 14, I was drooling over GTA:V
That's the circle of life for you!
When i was 4, I was playing Gta:sa
When I was 14, I finished Gta:sa
stupid ass bitch it's mom
Taysean Joyce random kid on internet doesn't understand English
MeroDN fuck u nerf
TheMagicFreestylerz _ wow, okay...
The thing I remember most is when I died. I spawned at the hospital took a step THEN A PLANE SMASHED INTO ME!
I was once stuck in traffic (in the game obviously) and a Dodo plane just faceplanted into a taxi in front of me lol.
The Zero missions were the ultimate bitch to complete
Fun fact: You could actually progress the main story without doing the Zero missions. They were optional side missions :3
*We all learned the hard way....*
The Alpha Dog They were easy on mobile versions, but meanwhile on PS2...
Swedish Modding for reals? How? Tell me!
Swedish Modding I got angry when I did those missions only to realise that
*A moment of silence for all of us who played the Zero Missions*
The Fumtish gun needs to be used. (Shotgun in a guys' knees)
We are almost as far away from Grand Theft Auto 5 as this video was from San Andreas.
we made it my friend.. we made it
And just think it only took 574 days for GTA V to be released on Pc since this video was posted.
JohnThomas5246 And you counted? I applaud you
Thanks
JohnThomas5246 Any time
I have some bad news
22:50
While he was saying oh "shiiiiiit!" I was playing San Andreas during the beginning bit when Ryder robs the pizza place and when Dan said oh shit, Ryder said oh shit as pizza guy pull out a shotgun
damn i was 13 years old when i watched this, i had recently binged his bully lets play and was hyped for GTA V, now we are nearly 8 years later
Same bro, time flies
bro i was 9 years old when i watched this and started watching dan even earlier than that
Remember watching this on Sept 17 on my sisters laptop.
10 years ago I remember watching this video when it came out. Long live NerdCubed!
2004? I think Half Life 2 with the source engine was the pinnacle of graphics at the time my friend.
Nope Halo 2
Today it is nine years since this video (and GTA V) came out. Nine years!
I used to combine the flying cars cheat, a tank and 6 stars for insane fun
NickX flying cars and trying to Stay on top of a taxi xd
Jesus man the nostalgia from this era of Dan takes me back
Ah, back when GTA didn't take itself so seriously.
14:05 You can buy plane tickets in this game and fast travel through the city, it gives you an animation following this plane taking off and flying in real time, you can skip it though
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Oh god, you had to remind me of THAT MISSION. That mission took me 2 hours to do. 2 HOURS.
Radam53142 Yeah it was pretty hard at first, the trick was keeping up the right speed and a good distance away from the side of the train so that Big Smoke could actually aim at the guys on top. From that point on it was really easy. At least for me.
The Nostalgia :)
I remember that mission I was 7 and I just got the game and I was pretty good at it but when I got the bike I instantly hit a pole and flew through the air and I remember a glitch that made put down the game the story goes. CJ finally out of jail for the murder of 10,000 police officers bought a jetpack or uh... stole it went flying through the air all was well until he... FELL he fell through the sky and the player frantic little fingers trying to type in the health cheat and he prevailed but immortality has its consequeces he glitched through the world like a crack in time infinitly falling until he hit the ground or.. air I guess and the game finally comes to a stop more like a CRASH landing and still to this day there is a broken 8 mb memory card for the ps2 still in its glitch weirdness state never to be recovered.
i was PERFECTLY ALIGNED, but this Fatt Ass was too lazy to shoot em down >.
Two years later and... I've still not got GTA V. Only a couple weeks to go now for the PC release, however!
UPDATE: And the release date is bumped back again. From March 24th, to April 14th. And here I thought Rockstar paying attention to their Steam page for GTA V and releasing the system requirements made the March release a sure thing. Oh well.
-Fucking Rockstar not giving a damn about consistent times...-
Same here
Some other company should release a gta rip off for pc before rockstar releases it,thatd teach them not to keep us waiting everytime a new game comes out
Same here only a couple of days to go!
Zakhar Vanzin its out now :D
***** Indeed it is. And I'm enjoying it greatly.
and here we are 2 years later and Rockstar is banning modders, the only reason to have it on PC.. rest in peace
play mercenaries 2 world in flames (on ps3)
When you have OCD, this game is hard to play. You don't want to damage your car *AT ALL*, you don't want to get hurt at all, and you don't want to spend too much money.
Ikr it's so hard
TheDiamondDuck
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It's when you seriously get angry when something isn't clean or well organized. So, you can imagine that as soon as you get your car damaged in GTA, you have to get a new one or you'll just get annoyed by the look of your car.
+TheCoolKid R1, R2, L1, X, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up...
It doesn't help that the slightest bump makes your car look like it got thrown straight into a brick wall at 200 miles per hour.
Plague Doctor that’s called being a perfectionist. Having OCD is a clinical diagnosis that actually affects people, it’s not just a mood.
Gta sa has so many fun cheats
Oy Nerd.
Could you please do a Nerd3 completes in this?
***** Sorry that im on an phone ^^
“Can you believe this game is 9 years old.”
*video uploaded 10 years ago”
came here after watching yesterdays stream
He streams?
This is better than GTA V.
Way way way better
Indeed
How? GTA V is this but prettier and better
xXInNOutKingXx I couldn't give a fuck about graphics or physics. The story is better and the map too.
***** yea plus its has a great storyline
watching this in 2020 and hearing him say gta v has just been released is crazy.
17 September 2013 - release of gta 5. But for "NERD'' this time means play old school SAN ANDREAS :D - GOOD JOB
my childhood.
i got my first gta game when i was 10 years old that game was gta vice city i got lot of good memory from gta vice city but i also love gta san andreas it has good storyline
hahhaahha me too man
i got it on the ps2 still remember the days playing that game
me 3 but my vice city was story lines playing it was awesome
My first GTA game was GTA 3, and I remember playing it and my parents complaining how it was too violent and vulgar. :P
Nerdcubed challenges... get into area 51
aera 61 is what it's caled on this game
aden Blackmon Area 69
Dan needs to learn the difference between an Infernus and a Turismo....
MartyTheGamer what do you mean dan???
What computer and what keyboard does he have cause I just love the clicks from the keyboard and mouse.
2004... Same year Half Life 2 came out... this looks like potato* compared to HL2...
*graphics
Yes but Half Life 2 is a corridor shooter and this is an open world game that has a whole city loaded at any time.
A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *srry*
This game was made on an entirely different engine as well as a different developer and it did NOT have the same budget.
Dalton Vittori BEFORE YOU CAME
xXC0OlDuDe132Xx
That's what she said.
14:26 How did I never realize the runway number
Nerdcubed: Hello procrastinators!
Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Poop McGee late to the party
14:32 i just noticed there was a 69 joke. huh
In real life the runway's number would be 01-36.
Is there a voice volume option in this game?
Obviously not.
Dan, I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You have taught me that deteriorated building look better. You've taught me that rain was cute. You taught me not to act like I was two. You taught me to go it for myself, not so much for everyone else. You were a part of raising a child. You are a part of raising a child. Dan, my name is Bryce Fernandez. I've been watching you since I was eight. I'm currently twelve. You helped me live. Like so Dan can see this. Please.
ツ ツ im eight too and i no longer watch him because HE STOPPED THE DAB
I still think this is the best GTA ever! :)
Me too. GTA 4 & 5 didn't do it for me. They were good, but not as good as they could have been.
@@thomaskirkness-little5809 gta 4 was legendary
@@RealAntek cant even play 4 or 5 without an internet connection
Twilight Sparkle Yeah you can
I’ve done in multiple times
GTA V or GTA San Andreas? personally i think San Andreas is better
im with ya
Yep!
i played this a while ago lol i tryed it again on windows 8 but the mouse was just FUCKED up
gta vice city for the win! i never finished the first mission i found a roof with weapons and used them over and over
San Andreas, also Vice City
After 5 years on the east coast it was time to go home
That line will grow old with me as its me favourite GTA EVER even better than GTA V
yup
+Francesco Fraja it's just 100% wizardreh
Leigh slaymaker but im 200 percent wozard
And now these games are no longer available on pc. Rip Rockstar
Can get off a code website
anyone knew about the tec on sweet's roof and a 9 behind his house in the corner
Nerd³ completes GTA SA
He said he doesn't complete games anymore.
TheReviewChannel He does he just finished shadow of the colossus
Almost 3 years ago to the day
GTA SA never had great graphics. Whilst the plane models are pretty decent (if simplistic), the car models were always pretty mediocre - particularly the wheels, which looked less realistic than those found on cars in the much older Need for Speed Hot Pursuit. The environments and character models were nothing special either. What WAS impressive was the ability to have such a large world without loading screens in 2004/2005. GTA hasn't really ever had graphics that pushed the boundaries of what was possible at the time (although GTA IV was pretty close, it still had far too many jagged edges and such, even with AA cranked up) - so it'll be interesting to see exactly how the current-gen (not next-gen any more!) consoles and PC ports look.
Do you not understand that this was made in 2005?
Chad Peterson What part of "GTA SA never had great graphics" confuses you? Because even for 2005, the graphics were pretty mediocre at best.
***** Have you seen the size of the map? SA had to do a tredeoff: either buy a NASA PC for awesome graphics and huge map or have a normal PC with ok graphics and a huge map. Choose want you want.
andrei paul Oh for fuck's sake, you clearly didn't read my initial comment, where I CLEARLY addressed that. *headdesk*
andrei paul Oh, and btw, NASA computers are actually pretty weak. Well, the in-flight ones, at least.
In my opinion this is the best gta game
Why the comments on the AoE 2 HD video are disabled?
Oh shit, here we go again
It’s official. GTA V and this video are 10 years old… think about that for a second…
You know what's funny? This video came out on My birthday.
HA HA HA HA oh wait it's not funny
DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Best reaction ever xD
no offense tho
DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Meh. We all missunderstand something.
***ORIGINAL*** TheRealGamer! MY GAWHD YOU ARE EVERYWHERE EVEN IN MY FUCKING DREAMS JUST STOP COMMENTING YOU KANE AVATAR PSHYCO ;( LOL
Do a nother part
Play vice city
Mrcantfapenough Dat name tho.
Mrcantfapenough You have the best name ever.
+Mrcantfapenough HE ALREADY DID
Mrcantfapenough OH OK (Dumbass username)
Todd Massey Not really offended
Can’t believe this video is 10 years old 😮😮 god I feel old
HA! Your favourite game?! Then Just Cause 3 came along!
have you seen his just cause 2 videos? he said that was his favorite game of all time.
He clearly overhyped jc3 and didn't like it as much as gtav, San Andreas, or jc2
Ah shit
Here we go again
Nerdcubed Completes plz
It's a VERY long story...
It took me 3 months to complete the story. :/
Demitriese took me 2 days mostly because i no lifed it
jacob long 7 hours mate, GOML
PlayIt with Joel 6.5 hours. M8, eat yer foking heart out. *Puts on 8-bit sunglasses*
Eh CJ, Where my KFC at? - Big Smoke after his final words.
Does anybody know Anywhere other than steam I could get this
Get a TANK
Better than Gta v
Remember that secret deleted level "Hot Coffee"... thats the thing that recalled all of the games back cause IT WASN'T DELETED!!!!
Sorry if I'm wrong but, San Andreas and GTA 5 are set in the same place?
Why do so many people act like this was cutting edge graphics?
It was pretty shit looking, even for the time it was released. There were games both before and straight after this that looked a lot better.
Yeah, the game was hours upon hours of fun, but stop pretending it looked even remotely good.
pearl bipin Reported.
pearl bipin
Ehm, you may be using English words, but that comment sure as hell doesn't make any sense.
Harichi Kashanami For... what?
Yad Jomhur That the account may be hacked... okay, i should of read the whole comment, but when I see "something free blabla"I just go to report...
pearl bipin Okay..
#betterthanfive come at me haters
No one is going to hate on a fact...
Technical ShizzleWizzle thank you
Did you want attionen or some thing
Bonnie The Bunny no I am just stating a fact if you have a problem with that I couldn't care less
The thing is it's true.
I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.
its also my birthday
Happy birthday :D
Happy birthday how old ar you now ? Please reply ?
Dude don't be creepy! Gtfo
Roslyn Agaltsova TAH fuck
Guess what? I DO care(plot twist) happy birthday ! (might be a little late :P)
LXGIWYL
PROFESSIONALSKIT
UZUMYMW
Weapon cheats.
***** No, no, no. You've got it all Wrong... The ultimate Weapon cheat would be........... SDFDHSGFDHSDFVSNGJKHGIKNGHRDGXNFHDSGGMKIGGFDBFJDFGDFHHGDFHRFY...... Yep........ That is all.
saying these outloud makes me remember them,
EL-EX-GE-WILL!
(professional's kit)
OZOMAYAMO
Iamthedeception i know i choose Pskit/ professionalskit my favourite weapon code
Iamthedeception P
San Andreas will always be better than any other gta game but personally I think gta v is the shitist game rockstar have ever made.
Ohhhh You guys are different
Are you asking for attention?
If you are you failed :)
Quack Team BritishActionGamer me?
Its my actual opinion but we all have our own opinions.
Cornelius Vaginus good. idont know whitch is my least favourerte or faveroute
"CLIFF DROP THEN" -NerdCubed 2013
Ok, so; When that caravan hit the ramp and started plummeting... who else started hearing the Spaceballs theme?
I remember playing this game and just going crazy over how amazing it looked, and now, looking at it, I realize how graphics have changed.
"gta san andreas was 9 years ago" it is now 17 years ago
Time fuckin flies bro
Just realized the Las Venturas airport runway number is 69. Ah Rockstar.
Revolt Wolf over 6 months late, but not even Pier 69?
I need to create a restaurant called "Spaghetti Junction"
There are alot of those lol
"Maybe a challenge or too" Oh, if only he knew...
I just realised something
SA: Harrier=Hydra
V: Hydra= Vtol fighter
WOT!?
I love how they have the forth road & rail bridge as a tribute to Scotland
And I can't belive GTA 6 is here. Watching this makes me so nostalgic!
Nerdcubed Completes: GTA SA. MAKE IT HAPPPEN!
"Maybe a challenge or two" Understatement of the century.
He says "one or two" challenges. There are so many challenges he could make a TV show out of them.
I was so amazed that you could swim in this game because Vice City on the PSP didn't allow that.
Ah the memories.
i dont think any vicecity allowed swimming
lcs allowed you to... but only for a short time.
oh, the nostalgia of GTA: SA on my ps2, my parents not even knowing I have it and trying to stealth-play it so no one would know... and I had so much fun.. it had this certain.... feeling playing it
5:40 This is something I'm very glad they didn't have in GTA V
I remember doing a 100-point turn to try and squeeze that giant plane into the hangar you can own, only being possible when I broke the wings or something. Couldn't get the bloody thing out ever again.
oh dan ... you havent yet released how great Gta 5 becomes and how much your channel will grow with it
Not only is that fog impressive, it is also an accurate depiction of San Francisco.
Best GTA SA gameplay video I've ever seen. Good work.
19 years old now !