Nerd³ Plays... Grand Theft Auto Online - Jets Vs Bikes

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • T-SHIRTS! districtlines.c...
    Dad³ Channel! / officialdadcubed
    Second Channel! / officiallynerdcubed
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    Nerd³ Site! nerdcubed.co.uk/
    Making friends, the American way.
    Matt's UA-cam:
    / mattophobia
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    End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
    / douglby
    All other music is in game music. It makes me want to do a 747 race.

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  • @MoonGuardian866
    @MoonGuardian866 7 років тому +168

    one thing i like about nerdcubed: his videos, no matter how old they are, they have always the same quality, in a positive way, it never feel like his 4 years old video are that old, unlike some other youtubers.

    • @Sparrow420
      @Sparrow420 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, the only giveaway is the 720P or the jet engine in the bg.

    • @eternity7344
      @eternity7344 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, even in 2020 this video is still one of my favourites

    • @maharagwe7329
      @maharagwe7329 2 роки тому +2

      They are timeless masterpieces

    • @TheChickHen
      @TheChickHen 2 роки тому +1

      Indeed they are

  • @GeniusLad32
    @GeniusLad32 4 роки тому +148

    Back when Matt was just "the guy from the subreddit" instead of the guy who runs the company

    • @isfn99
      @isfn99 4 роки тому +2

      Angus Noble yeah

    • @_lucas_1k_
      @_lucas_1k_ 4 роки тому +3

      does the subreddit even exist anymore

    • @GeniusLad32
      @GeniusLad32 4 роки тому +7

      @@_lucas_1k_ Just about

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies 4 роки тому +2

      And poor Martin

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 4 роки тому +18

    "Matt from the Subreddit"

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 10 років тому +98

    Nerd³ challenges :land a jet on the top side of a moving semi truck

  • @ZaccoOfficial
    @ZaccoOfficial 2 роки тому +10

    9 years later and I finally realize it's called "top fun" because it's like "top gun".

  • @spraycandyify
    @spraycandyify 10 років тому +112

    this is just like a michael bay movie

  • @pacaura
    @pacaura 4 роки тому +12

    No matter how old this is, or how many times i watched it, it always brings a smile to my face

  • @thepawnmusic
    @thepawnmusic 11 років тому +6

    I love how he starts out videos very calm, and when the first crazy thing happens, shit hits the fan and splatters the room while the audience laughs.

  • @KrispyKrabby
    @KrispyKrabby 8 років тому +26

    "His gun was bigger than mine!" - Dan, 2013.

  • @brittanys9716
    @brittanys9716 8 років тому +38

    This is like an episode of British Top Gear with Clarkson.
    Hilarious.

    • @the_budde
      @the_budde 7 років тому +3

      Nathan S Nerdcubed is basically Clarkson if he became a gamer on youtube.

  • @_lucas_1k_
    @_lucas_1k_ 2 роки тому +4

    Man, these were the good days of GTA Online. I still personally enjoy it, but these days were so much better

  • @Syyrenn
    @Syyrenn 10 років тому +17

    i once killed someone by hitting some posts and my wings sheared off,then i impaled him with the spike on the front.lol

  • @MrMattyMcflyTvYoutubePage
    @MrMattyMcflyTvYoutubePage 10 років тому +5

    This game is amazing!! It's incredible how addictive it can become!

  • @variousnumber891
    @variousnumber891 10 років тому +33

    DO THIS WITH MARTYN! NOW!

  • @spiderpsycho484
    @spiderpsycho484 6 років тому +2

    Let's just get high. Niiiice and high. Nerdcubed 2013

  • @Mercsblog
    @Mercsblog 10 років тому +44

    Busses Dan's biggest enemy XD

    • @luketvincent
      @luketvincent 10 років тому

      no, *BATHS* lol

    • @Mercsblog
      @Mercsblog 10 років тому

      naaa ducks aren't really his enemy or baths XD you always hear him complain in these games about busses XD

    • @oliverlane9716
      @oliverlane9716 10 років тому

      Need4Sleep no its people called Brad

    • @heatherfoster8283
      @heatherfoster8283 10 років тому

      i thought it was boxes

    • @thedrofdoctoring
      @thedrofdoctoring 9 років тому

      +Strategic Inc Nah Cs source brads

  • @gizlas
    @gizlas 10 років тому +6

    They hate you on EuroTruckSimulator2, they hate you on GTA Online. Buses.

  • @ArtyI
    @ArtyI 10 років тому +8

    This explains his hatred of busses

  • @Sharky-nz4sm
    @Sharky-nz4sm 7 років тому +6

    11:10 it landed in my back yard

  • @2GamersAndAMic
    @2GamersAndAMic 10 років тому +19

    you should do a game with thegaminglemon

  • @triclan23
    @triclan23 11 років тому +1

    FINALLY I FOUND YOU! I remember watching your bully videos but forgot who it was and now after all those years i found you agian. Subbed

  • @andygarcia7845
    @andygarcia7845 10 років тому +4

    You could say he was in the danger zone.

    • @joemelton4747
      @joemelton4747 5 років тому

      @@PilgrimTheEmbraced Lana Lana LANA Danger zone

  • @mikeymike1792
    @mikeymike1792 10 років тому +5

    Argh, why are you looking behind so much! Quick glances Dan! Quick glances!

  • @STEP2004
    @STEP2004 4 роки тому +2

    2:46. Best part of the video. XD

  • @raicho20
    @raicho20 10 років тому +13

    Stop calling me a procrastinator! You remind me of all the shit I have to get done!

    • @lukewaltham6739
      @lukewaltham6739 6 років тому +4

      raicho20 you don't know what you've done

    • @zcodbo
      @zcodbo 6 років тому +2

      You happy now?????

  • @LouisPlaysDrums
    @LouisPlaysDrums 10 років тому +5

    as the runner you can get in a car and disguise as a civilian!

    • @LKRTM
      @LKRTM 10 років тому +1

      But the plane locks on to you...

    • @dylanfarr7996
      @dylanfarr7996 10 років тому

      antonio plaku Hey antonio, shut up and keep your opinions to yourself! You didn't have a reason to call him that, he just thought that was possible. So shut it bro.

    • @racewilliams3952
      @racewilliams3952 10 років тому

      they can still see you on the minimap

    • @dylanfarr7996
      @dylanfarr7996 10 років тому

      Dylan Farr I've never played gta hence my age/religion, so I shouldn't of talked.

    • @LKRTM
      @LKRTM 10 років тому +4

      Religion is famous for banning GTA V.

  • @zapster109
    @zapster109 11 років тому

    Matt, Wot, and Tracey vs. Dan, Steve, and Martyn! Ultimate Jets vs. Bikes fight!

  • @weirdkid5
    @weirdkid5 10 років тому +3

    Judging by his Poop Games of 2013, he should hate GTA:O because it has micro-transactions. Fucking hypocrite.
    Still love you.

  • @SoulGamingNL
    @SoulGamingNL 10 років тому +7

    When the comments where still on *sigh*

    • @knightnight7160
      @knightnight7160 10 років тому +6

      just go the the reddit.
      every new video has a section for you to comment in.
      its better than here because there is less copy paste spam, hate speech and other annoying stuff.

    • @kb6831
      @kb6831 10 років тому +1

      the ramblings of mister rage how? its the exact same but it forces you to make a reddit acount

    • @knightnight7160
      @knightnight7160 10 років тому +8

      Reddit has admins that cad ban trolls spammers people who spew hate speech.
      Reddit has separate topics for discussion of different topics so it is separated.
      youtube comments are unmoderated and jumbled up and also make you make a Google+ account.

    • @kb6831
      @kb6831 10 років тому +2

      i dont understand why people hate google+

    • @luketvincent
      @luketvincent 10 років тому +10

      Kathryn Branscombe it has taken over youtube. they now allow you to put links which will link to mostly viruses. you cannot subscribe, or even like a video unless you are sighned into google+ and sooner or later, the LIKE button will become a +1 button. *THATS WHY*

  • @lVlearchen
    @lVlearchen 11 років тому

    Dan, you can lean forward on your bike. It makes you go faster. You do this by pushing the left stick forward.

  • @jackgeddesmedia
    @jackgeddesmedia 10 років тому +4

    11:27 so funny!

  • @Keef-ck5rl
    @Keef-ck5rl 8 років тому +3

    AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Samus1n
    @Samus1n 11 років тому +1

    "I can't turn even slightly!"
    Yep, that bike is American indeed.

  • @thunderchild685
    @thunderchild685 7 років тому +3

    RIP gta mods

  • @filthyskrub6808
    @filthyskrub6808 11 років тому +3

    Nerd Cubed! you and the Gaming Lemon have to do some videos together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @1tzugaris
    @1tzugaris 11 років тому +1

    "I AM OKAY - BUUS!" *Dies*
    Hilarious xD

  • @Grumpydrawer
    @Grumpydrawer 10 років тому +3

    GTA SA's Hydra is soooooooooooooo much better than this.

  • @quantumlolliepop5472
    @quantumlolliepop5472 8 років тому +6

    3:13 But apparently, it's now awful.

  • @ifound15min
    @ifound15min 11 років тому

    nerdcubed challenges: unedited video on any game (what i mean is no editing watsoever, so thats the second you press record and the second you stop completely unedited)

  • @TheBinnie4
    @TheBinnie4 9 років тому +4

    Hay dan get the xbox 360 so we can play gta online

  • @pupinator98
    @pupinator98 11 років тому

    12:32 " I hate the universe and everyone who resides in it" what are you, a dalek?

  • @BarronBrothersFilms
    @BarronBrothersFilms 10 років тому

    Nerdcubed: The only person I've heard who uses stupid as a compliment.

  • @NuketownLA1234
    @NuketownLA1234 11 років тому

    The Bus is back to take vengance! You remember it Dan? Euro Truck Sim 2? Bus and Truck incident in Germany?

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 10 років тому +1

    this gamemode goes well with the A-team theme

  • @silentassason
    @silentassason 11 років тому +1

    I feel like this video would've been even more hilarious with it being full. or at least two bikes vs 1 jet. That way there is an actual chance that bikes can make it to the docks

  • @gemgamer2861
    @gemgamer2861 11 років тому

    You realize that it's not even 2014 yet. Theres still over 6 years left to declare that, and Rockstar could make GTA VI by then

  • @ginge641
    @ginge641 6 років тому +1

    Ah, a time when Matt was competent. And Dan complimented him.

  • @djdjerojr
    @djdjerojr 11 років тому

    There's another one with like sportcars vs. bikes, please do that one, omg this was so thrilling to see, and I don't have GTA5 or money OR a playstation but this is super exciting

  • @Liindir
    @Liindir 10 років тому

    that win with the stolen jet! EPIC. FUCKING. WIN.

  • @JamesBalazs
    @JamesBalazs 11 років тому

    To win this just brake when he's behind you... He can't slow down enough to lock on, then he'll have to circle back around and try again and you just repeat...

  • @Mindcraft1995
    @Mindcraft1995 9 років тому +1

    chaste by a armed jet and gets killed by a fucking bus just Dan's luck

  • @philmo38
    @philmo38 10 років тому

    "Stop blowing up old ladies matt, no seriously keep doing it" -Dan Hardcastle

  • @CorrosionAudio
    @CorrosionAudio 11 років тому

    See the speaker icon next to play/pause? Slide it to the left.

  • @Hmm_Ace_Attorney_Channel
    @Hmm_Ace_Attorney_Channel 11 років тому

    It's a sort of deathmatch mixed with a mission and it's called "top fun".

  • @josephmoore5359
    @josephmoore5359 11 років тому

    Dan - 4, Matt - 5.
    Dan - Lose, Matt - Win.
    Dan - Sad, Matt - Happy.

  • @MCAwesomenessGaming
    @MCAwesomenessGaming 10 років тому

    A british man singing America, F**k Yeah! Now that is what I call total sense.

  • @sapphirespy7686
    @sapphirespy7686 10 років тому

    11:32 "I hate the universe and everyone who resides in it."

  • @joacimunicorn
    @joacimunicorn 11 років тому

    How to start the game? You'll get a couple of tutorial missions first, then you're free to do whatever

  • @MatchBreakers
    @MatchBreakers 11 років тому

    You should do this challenge with the Die Hard 4 twist, meaning Jet vs Semi with Trailer.

  • @iiMajorProblem
    @iiMajorProblem 11 років тому

    First video of NerdCubed that I've watched. I'm impressed :)

  • @snossyioi2302
    @snossyioi2302 10 років тому +1

    Really funny video Nerd3. Do more challenges like these they are awesome :)

  • @tinytab3097
    @tinytab3097 10 років тому +1

    Give this for PC gamers already! Have it on PS3 but PC would be the best thing ever for GTA Online

  • @xblade56478645
    @xblade56478645 11 років тому

    Okay D-Licious, He had not used any improper grammar. "I`m" is informal grammar. The more proper term, and the one most likely to be used in a formal business letter, acceptable cover letter, or resume would be "I am" without a doubt. Good Day.

  • @TrixMedia
    @TrixMedia 10 років тому


    +Jake Well GTA Online is still very early into its life, it still has more content that is due.. all you have to do is wait. 'don't judge a book by its front cover'

  • @NinjaStorm57
    @NinjaStorm57 10 років тому +1

    You should do more of this, these gta vids were great!

  • @bryanwang7643
    @bryanwang7643 9 років тому

    0.45 seconds the "JOURNEY!"

  • @flashgnash
    @flashgnash 10 років тому +1

    I swear bus drivers on GTA 5 are ex military tank drivers

  • @MurphyTheLawyer
    @MurphyTheLawyer 10 років тому

    You can bail out of the jet and shoot with an UZI whilst parachuting. Best shit.

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 6 років тому +1

    LOL I wish I could hear what Matt was thinking

  • @EdJedogsproductions
    @EdJedogsproductions 11 років тому

    actually he is speaking good grammar by not using compound words. plus he was quoting him so good grammar or not, he was saying what nerd3 was saying.

  • @Trogz64
    @Trogz64 11 років тому

    Nerd challenges- GTA5 -Get from one side of the map to the other with max wanted level

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 6 років тому +1

    Remember when GTA Online was actually fun and not just a grindfest for cash?

  • @PwnEveryBody
    @PwnEveryBody 11 років тому

    You know that prrrong sound when you get a message on facebook? Well, that sound just lined up perfectly with the end music.

  • @LeoMartinDJ
    @LeoMartinDJ 11 років тому

    That's Top Fun 1 and it's the best online mission ever!

  • @masterj3344
    @masterj3344 11 років тому

    I once played with a father and son sharing gta online. It was touching for all of us.

  • @Matterlyc
    @Matterlyc 11 років тому

    Dan, tell us the secret... How did you manage to get online without being 'timed out' every 5 minutes or every time you start a job?

  • @RubiixCubed
    @RubiixCubed 11 років тому

    Nerd3 Challenge: make it to the end of this level on the bike be sure to be on the bike and get to the docks have fun!!

  • @Dreadpirateflappy
    @Dreadpirateflappy 11 років тому

    amazingly I hadnt realised that until yesterday. played this mission for about two hours last night. great fun

  • @Swifswaf
    @Swifswaf 7 років тому

    13:03
    I never knew that Nerd³ was Medic from TF2.

  • @DLicious
    @DLicious 11 років тому

    True but technically he was. He was quoting and he didn't properly copy the quote. (Neither of us used quotation marks)

  • @DestructoGuy17
    @DestructoGuy17 11 років тому

    I've played Jets vs Bikes heaps of times and every single time the bikes win, because all the people flying jets crash after 2 minutes XD

  • @KA10012010
    @KA10012010 11 років тому

    Very smart to go back for the a jet. Imma def try that.

  • @TheJediHero
    @TheJediHero 11 років тому

    Sees you stop. Thinks you are stupid. turns around. almost crashes when you get in to jet. shoots wrong jet. gets shoot down by a guy who was suppose to be on a bike. Troollollolloll! :)

  • @Hdave95
    @Hdave95 11 років тому

    i was like: damn he's going perfect run without hitting anything
    *hits a pole*
    i spoke too soon...

  • @theworstgamervr
    @theworstgamervr 11 років тому

    doing it with cars fucking hitting that mini coooper ramp sick ass air man

  • @Masternjs
    @Masternjs 11 років тому

    my favorite dan qoute is "SORRY"

  • @buggrititeltem
    @buggrititeltem 11 років тому

    It's like a challenge from an online episode of Top Gear!!

  • @Ryebreadonat1
    @Ryebreadonat1 11 років тому

    Nerd3 Plays Mechwarrior Online?
    Big, big slow stompy mechs with laser pointers.
    Fun.

  • @Lumpyducksauce
    @Lumpyducksauce 11 років тому

    I didn't know Emus could talk, let alone ramble to themselves.

  • @lukeroberts2087
    @lukeroberts2087 10 років тому

    smiley face with no eyes in the clouds at 8:57

  • @666CorpseRot
    @666CorpseRot 11 років тому

    I enjoyed that a lot for some reason lol good upload, thumbs up

  • @momodoujaata123
    @momodoujaata123 10 років тому

    Screw ducks it looks like the new enemy of nerdcubed is buses

  • @douglasgibb6943
    @douglasgibb6943 9 років тому +1

    He should've gone and got a dingy and sailed the way there.

  • @abbo64
    @abbo64 11 років тому

    oh i did not know that, thank you for that information and another thing... when the hell did the youtube comment section become so civil lol

  • @Septimus_ii
    @Septimus_ii 6 років тому +1

    Awww Matt from the subreddit

  • @flyingmadpakke
    @flyingmadpakke 10 років тому +1

    just, juuuust get high. Nice and high *mysterious/evil laugh* - Nerd3 2014

  • @Blawxwich
    @Blawxwich 11 років тому

    To everyone: This is a mission called, "Top Fun". You unlock it at level 10.

  • @jamessawyer9816
    @jamessawyer9816 4 роки тому +1

    Wow I forget that jets used to be survivable

  • @henkhenksen8454
    @henkhenksen8454 11 років тому

    Dan: His gun is bigger then mine Me: Thats what she said :)

  • @josephpaul5435
    @josephpaul5435 10 років тому +1

    i love your commentary and I especiaaly love your gta 5 videos please start doing more! THX!!