the great comet of 1812, i guess

i love bill wurtz and i love the great comet, so when i saw this tumblr post:
lesbian-han-sol...
i knew i had to at least try to make it. as you can see, i don't have any amazing editing skills or programs like bill does. and as i type this i realize i probably should've included a jingle or two. so really this is a really far fetch from it being like bill's videos but it exists nonetheless and i had fun making it.
p.s. follow me on tumblr ( / dontbetechnology ) and twitter ( / plasticeyelids )
p.p.s. this is like my "talking to customer service on the phone" voice tbh

[@cosmiccrux]

"they have a nice relationship"
*I N C E S T U O U S*

[@bymeerabrowngothicroyal]

K a l a w a k a n KURAGINCEST

[@gigi-ux7wb]

is it a good time to say SWEET HOME ALABAMA?

[@celestialjunipers6829]

@@gigi-ux7wb
NO

[@carrot1681]

knock knock NOT ANDREY

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

they have a NICE relationship

[@jamesscott7215]

To quote my friend: “For a guy who’s main character description is being a ‘crazy good shot’ it’s funny how Dolokhov’s main character moment is him MISSING”

[@vanessaweston2070]

I THOUGHT THAT LETTER WAS A GRAVESTONE AT 1:00 AND I WAS SCREAMING BC WHat a lovely gravestone

[@brightonvalorhoran]

IM SCREAMING i was waiting for someone to make a video of this post

[@bowlins5223]

*n o t a n d r e y*

[@scribbleryart1937]

"Here's a sad man. He is sad." mE

[@brae4602]

10/10 captures the great comet of 1812 to a T

[@andreaswarren3221]

pierre basically has 3 songs when u count the finale

[@saturn3165]

this video is the biggest mood (also i love your voice)

[@cryptidcore4662]

this is closer to my "trying to be nice while talking to customer service on the phone" voice but thank u !

[@ashleybast8044]

Knock knock who's there? Andrey? No lasagna

[@beeforest2825]

Ashley Bast No its Sonya

[@michalkatec.6841]

Knock knock, who is it? NOT ANDREY IM DYING

[@OmgMissy]

Moral of the story: Read a Book.

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

i'm crying this is beauty

[@gabrielakolbe8676]

When people ask me what the great comet is about
Jk, I’m sad and alone, like Pierre, read a book

[@plynyl6176]

Can we mention the fact that Legolas is the third result for " pretty boy " at 0:28 XD ?

[@jellyfishyishy]

he never gets shot. or misses.

[@croutonwu]

Knock Knock. Who's that?
*L A S A G N A*

[@samanthavictoria3308]

My bRO

[@indighost__]

lasagna? no, it's sonya

[@crazilyawesome7599]

This is best !!

[@mrbungeealwaysrhymes9023]

This has bill wurtz vibes and I’m here

[@lpshorselover1949]

My favorite part is “read a book.” I don’t know why but I laughed so hard at it. It’s not even funny. Just the way that it’s said is funny.

[@mayme4743]

the not andrey gets me every time

[@ZZRose-xk9ss]

throwing shade at dolokhov

[@0912sooli]

As a Russian who read the book this is the best description of War&Peace

[@amayaroyster]

But she used the bows lol

[@cryptidcore4662]

Amayonnaise bc there's no instrumental for prologue

[@broadwaybandito2480]

You fool. How dare you lie to me?
ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏʀʀʏ.
Good, because you shouldn’t be, this is art.

[@mosessangate]

this is genius!

[@guinevere1165]

His bible daughter

[@deedvies]

Here's a sad man.
ME

[@dankhnw8]

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL 😂😂😂😂

[@ulrike4852]

this is so good oh my god

[@faulkner8831]

this is amazing

[@dankhnw8]

I want that program mannnn

[@yuckygf]

👀👀👀💦💦💦💦👌🏼👌🏼👀👌🏼👀👌🏼👀👀✔✔✔✔good shit

[@skelie9214]

👌👌👌

[@revvvvvvvo]

is this utena the book?

[@heeyyyricky]

"is that an assh-I mean Anatole?"
Me whenever Anatole appears

[@CrapBag]

*INCESTUOUS*

[@Larissawesome]

OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A UA-cam VIDEO

[@shreddedalto8982]

"Natasha really loves him tho" _cue natasha cheating_
*THE SHADE*

[@andioop1618]

He NEVER gets shot OR misses

[@rachelaleishoppe5928]

this is my favorite video on youtube

[@lauren5737]

B i b l e d a u g h t e r the poor girl

[@rosagutierrez5129]

who's that? lasagna