I Sell Kitty & Review My Clients

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  • @adim00lah
    @adim00lah Місяць тому +2705

    Smashing a prositute without protection is russian roulette.

    • @ArturoFalla-m7z
      @ArturoFalla-m7z Місяць тому +320

      Yeah, russian roulette but fully loaded

    • @sidneyhillaryw5121
      @sidneyhillaryw5121 Місяць тому +21

      I know some who have

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze Місяць тому +58

      Not safe for either of them. She was just guaranteeing a safe workplace and good customer experience.

    • @UltraDestroya48
      @UltraDestroya48 Місяць тому +7

      adim00lah i think everyone knows that

    • @bolognivm
      @bolognivm Місяць тому +18

      Evidently some people still play both games.

  • @Ghiaccio-x1j
    @Ghiaccio-x1j Місяць тому +1497

    I wonder what kind of delulu specials she is going to have for Black Friday….

    • @ChapaDeSilva01
      @ChapaDeSilva01 Місяць тому +51

      Probably 75% if you book one month ahead

    • @chirosk
      @chirosk Місяць тому +51

      😂😂😂😂 clothes r 100% off at her place 💀

    • @callias6007
      @callias6007 Місяць тому

      50% off for gangbang

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 Місяць тому +8

      Oh no 🤣😭😂

    • @ggangpae4520
      @ggangpae4520 Місяць тому +31

      50% discount on child support payments

  • @dragonborn.k
    @dragonborn.k Місяць тому +415

    "That is like putting your ding dong in a bee nest and thinking they will not sting you."
    Man I'm DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MkUltraKittie
      @MkUltraKittie Місяць тому +2

      In world of prositution most men will not wear condoms and pay alot more for woman who dont require this

  • @warriorhealer
    @warriorhealer Місяць тому +562

    "My mind cannot believe what my ears are hearing.. " Maxim, you are too funny!! 😂

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 Місяць тому +794

    Really... Why are people sharing so much of their life online?
    Here in Denmark we had a late night comedy talkshow with a segment called: "Important knowledge, useless info."
    This is definitely useless info.

    • @diztinger
      @diztinger Місяць тому +11

      Nah I'd argue it's pretty useful to know these sorts of people are real.

    • @Bolothesailor
      @Bolothesailor Місяць тому +11

      @helenetrstrup4817 "Why are people sharing so much of their life online?"
      Exactly my thinking. All I can say is, this world has gone to the dogs.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky Місяць тому +13

      She's advertising. Except she isn't very bright to say "I do it unprotected with randos" in an advertisement. But then again, you don't land that "job" by being bright.

    • @Falcon_Kashmir
      @Falcon_Kashmir Місяць тому +1

      There are billions of people who watch their delulu life online and make them rich...

    • @min4018
      @min4018 Місяць тому +3

      i personally don't mind. It's fine, such things exist, why must we shush and taboo everything? Sex is the most common thing ever and you guys still act reticent about it, grow up.

  • @Cynicalgeek743
    @Cynicalgeek743 Місяць тому +287

    Her parents must be so proud of their little girl. She stood up for herself and the quality of her services. Setting a fine example for all her viewers

    • @bakhytgul4457
      @bakhytgul4457 Місяць тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣oh my!.. This caught me off guard!

    • @Tom_Corvus5
      @Tom_Corvus5 Місяць тому +4

      Wrong video, pal.

    • @MkUltraKittie
      @MkUltraKittie Місяць тому +8

      Her parents probably did the same

    • @mystey1
      @mystey1 Місяць тому +10

      her dad probably pays her once in a while

    • @MkUltraKittie
      @MkUltraKittie Місяць тому +6

      @mystey1 yup that's how it works all family is involved

  • @gtgaza79
    @gtgaza79 Місяць тому +832

    “Reviewing pound town sessions like an Amazon product is egregious”😀😀😀

    • @keiko909
      @keiko909 Місяць тому +9

      lmfao!!! that part did it for me

    • @erikmaguina1
      @erikmaguina1 Місяць тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @nocapbarnz
      @nocapbarnz Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @luisalphahernandezomega1704
      @luisalphahernandezomega1704 Місяць тому

      *NEGATIVE 1-STAR HOEFAX RATINGS📉😬*

    • @MayraAlejandraGarciaPuello-t1k
      @MayraAlejandraGarciaPuello-t1k Місяць тому +1

      This time last year I considered crypto without much knowledge and decided to have a consultation with a fiduciary, and it was incredibly insightful. I got into the market with 15k, One year and a couple of months in, and I'm up with 550k. I truly cannot stress enough how helpful experts in this field are!

  • @Ian_Sempai
    @Ian_Sempai Місяць тому +272

    When she said "uncovered" I genuinely thought "under bed sheets" so I am going to heaven Maximbady😂

    • @cindywingetbooks
      @cindywingetbooks Місяць тому +26

      I thought keep clothes on! Lol

    • @Sirmittins
      @Sirmittins Місяць тому +2

      Not after watching this your not cause now you know 😊

    • @JK_EDITS14
      @JK_EDITS14 Місяць тому +2

      @@cindywingetbooks same lol

    • @user-buck-b7j
      @user-buck-b7j Місяць тому

      That's commies today always trying to change the names of everything otherwise you wouldn't buy their bullshit.That's the worst,you pay alot for quiff and it was crap.

    • @THESALTYGAMER-oz3lk
      @THESALTYGAMER-oz3lk Місяць тому +1

      When she said uncovered I knew what she meant because I'm not a flipping moron. Lmfao

  • @Nabinut
    @Nabinut Місяць тому +498

    Leave a review? There's a Yelp for that???🤣🤣

    • @jimmyjamm4432
      @jimmyjamm4432 Місяць тому +46

      Maybe that's his issue. She didn't make him yelp.

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 Місяць тому +10

      @@jimmyjamm4432 LOL!!! Best comment all day! :-)

    • @MeganKeeling-o2o
      @MeganKeeling-o2o Місяць тому +13

      more like a Cry for Yelp lol

    • @JayClearman411
      @JayClearman411 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂 this funny af

    • @NiinaSKlove
      @NiinaSKlove Місяць тому +1

      Welp! 😬

  • @vishnubalaji9500
    @vishnubalaji9500 Місяць тому +262

    someone (her client) somewhere (on the same tik tok) is also reviewing the bad service he got 😂

    • @witthyhumpleton3514
      @witthyhumpleton3514 Місяць тому +13

      Same here in Germany, in fact, they even got their own worker's union and so forth.

    • @waves101
      @waves101 Місяць тому +5

      Welcome to the doomed future.

    • @vishnubalaji9500
      @vishnubalaji9500 Місяць тому +6

      @@witthyhumpleton3514 i heard german is the brothel of Europe so it's expect 😂

  • @t-nation3110
    @t-nation3110 Місяць тому +320

    She said "tadoo"...that means she's from Australia had me flipping upside down

    • @nickcarroll8565
      @nickcarroll8565 Місяць тому +9

      ¡🙃 IH

    • @Sergio_Loureiro
      @Sergio_Loureiro Місяць тому +16

      flipping upside down under?

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Місяць тому +8

      Her entire accent is a pretty big giveaway

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 26 днів тому

      I don't think you should be flipping, unless it's flipping out, about that

    • @ServiceUnavailable
      @ServiceUnavailable 3 дні тому

      Yeah nah yeah, that's exactly what that means. Kiwis do that also but I reckon that bird is an Ozzie Prozzie

  • @Sarklaser
    @Sarklaser Місяць тому +178

    "Gods don't sell kitty for money" is tshirt worthy. 🤣

    • @RustySignalFPV
      @RustySignalFPV Місяць тому +1

      we need a Independent queens dont sell kitty for money. Id buy either🤣

    • @crusadeisnigh6260
      @crusadeisnigh6260 Місяць тому +2

      @@RustySignalFPV
      yt wont let me post the link but i made the shirt and sent it to your email haha. hope it gives you a good laugh xD

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple Місяць тому

      Gods don't have capitalism.

  • @michahyu
    @michahyu Місяць тому +275

    I really had no idea what she was talking about at first, I thought booking meant like a book club and I thought the title meant she sells KITTENS and reviews her clients’ backgrounds to ensure they’re capable of raising kittens, which now sounds better than what it actually meant.

    • @MaximBady
      @MaximBady  Місяць тому +47

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ambassadorofbadtaste
      @ambassadorofbadtaste Місяць тому +15

      Legit I was with you on this one. Only after bro said "punani" did I get a horrifying understanding alongside what "uncovered" meant...
      I'm not going to Heaven, am I?

    • @backstabba
      @backstabba Місяць тому +6

      Me2. I guess people who speak EN natively get it fast, but the rest of us no. We think its some alternative underused meaning that we don't understand.

    • @jimbob-q3r
      @jimbob-q3r Місяць тому +1

      @@ambassadorofbadtaste if thats what it took for you to understand, you're slow.

    • @kunalthaf760
      @kunalthaf760 Місяць тому +5

      I also thought it was something to do with kittens but it wasn't. It was about pu$$y

  • @Makibishi93
    @Makibishi93 Місяць тому +22

    Save this man at all costs. You will forever be treasured in my life man.

  • @LollerTrollers
    @LollerTrollers Місяць тому +126

    "You will not make it to Heaven". I haven't laughed like that in years.

    • @zofiajaneczek184
      @zofiajaneczek184 Місяць тому +3

      Apparently very few of us will if we figured that out right away! 😂 😂😂😂

  • @chasindigo
    @chasindigo Місяць тому +349

    "Customer is right in their sense of taste" is the full sentence.

    • @Axiomatic75
      @Axiomatic75 Місяць тому +21

      In the context of this video this is much worse.

    • @Stratos1988
      @Stratos1988 Місяць тому +3

      👌

    • @Malpheron
      @Malpheron Місяць тому

      ​@@Axiomatic75worse or better?

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 Місяць тому

      ‏‪1:04‬‏ pls god help us

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 Місяць тому +2

      Oh gawd, I read the word "taste" and vomited in my mouth a lil 🤢

  • @mds33483
    @mds33483 Місяць тому +501

    Bring back shame!!!!! Plssss

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze Місяць тому +6

      For the client?

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 Місяць тому +22

      Shame and Mental Asylums

    • @waqasahmed3115
      @waqasahmed3115 Місяць тому +3

      Why shame her? What is wrong with this other than being dangerous?😮

    • @Zycoxy
      @Zycoxy Місяць тому

      only people with low iq have no shame.

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 Місяць тому

      @waqasahmed3115 Shut up SIMP

  • @user-bi8ko7kc6h
    @user-bi8ko7kc6h Місяць тому +379

    I’m happy with the Australia’s new rule. I don’t care what you make for living but don’t say it out loud in a platform where children can assess.

    • @Tobipop
      @Tobipop Місяць тому +48

      Yeah this girl is a reason for the law.
      I don't want my kids on tiktok looking at that

    • @M_K-Bomb
      @M_K-Bomb Місяць тому +10

      They did that!?! Damn, I should really watch the news!

    • @NickCapo89
      @NickCapo89 Місяць тому +6

      I'm curious, what is the Australian law?

    • @Tobipop
      @Tobipop Місяць тому +28

      @@NickCapo89 that under 16s can't be on social media

    • @BozQ
      @BozQ Місяць тому +22

      ​@@TobipopThat is an excellent law! Well done Australia!

  • @blakebermuda9613
    @blakebermuda9613 Місяць тому +53

    I died when you said, “She is selling p🐱nani!!!”

  • @fizzybear9373
    @fizzybear9373 Місяць тому +433

    Sometimes when my parents aren't home I go to my garden to cover myself in dirt and pretend to be a carrot.

    • @peterkwolek2265
      @peterkwolek2265 Місяць тому +36

      My brain: "Is this innuendo, or just a very random reveal?"

    • @youtubecommentator6023
      @youtubecommentator6023 Місяць тому +29

      Dude get your own comment. That comment trended when I was in High School. It's old-school.

    • @logic.and.reasoning
      @logic.and.reasoning Місяць тому +2

      Matt Powell, Kent Hovinds dweeb follower, has an inflatable banana in his back yard he calls Dr Peel. Seriously 😂

    • @delazeez3667
      @delazeez3667 Місяць тому

      @@youtubecommentator6023 you are NOT a person of culture

    • @LostInPhilly89
      @LostInPhilly89 Місяць тому

      *aren't
      #grammarfail

  • @greyman1104
    @greyman1104 Місяць тому +20

    Dude, seriously, you're the greatest, a true gift to this world!

  • @SpiceBoy7UK23
    @SpiceBoy7UK23 Місяць тому +62

    Maxim this is one of the best videos you made. This type of person should absolutely be on your channel.

  • @TheVosack
    @TheVosack Місяць тому +410

    I'm not very religious, but this has GOT to be the end times.

    • @Beatrice-e3m
      @Beatrice-e3m Місяць тому +10

      😂

    • @AnUnknownPlayer.
      @AnUnknownPlayer. Місяць тому +8

      Yessir! 😂

    • @augustinf
      @augustinf Місяць тому +16

      You mean because she’s litterally doing the oldest profession in the world?

    • @kmasif164
      @kmasif164 Місяць тому +29

      @@augustinfmaybe the so called oldest profession was not talked so openly in public before.
      Nor was it so normalized before.

    • @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148
      @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 Місяць тому +19

      ​@@kmasif164 actually it was very normal in middle Arges lol.
      Even married soldiers would go to them before, in middle of and after campains when they couldnt see their wives😂
      Learn history to understand that in ancient times prostitution,gay, lesbian, BI,etc were more normal than today😅
      Its bc today ppl find these things grose for some reason,so we dont normalize it that much🙄

  • @TThechosenduck
    @TThechosenduck Місяць тому +100

    0:34 We are COOKED nah we are DEEP FRIED.

  • @MirabelleDestiny
    @MirabelleDestiny Місяць тому +168

    Calling this woman a lady is mighty generous of you MaximBady

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 25 днів тому

      And unfair to other women who are truly ladies.

    • @Layla-d9c6f
      @Layla-d9c6f 9 днів тому

      She’s a lady. You’re an “it”

    • @Layla-d9c6f
      @Layla-d9c6f 9 днів тому

      @@robertkennedy8503all ladies are ladies. Glad she doesn’t give it up for free unlike the clowns yall deal with.

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 9 днів тому +1

      @ And what are you? Her colleague?

    • @Layla-d9c6f
      @Layla-d9c6f 9 днів тому

      @@robertkennedy8503 Ask your dad. He’d know.

  • @Fatazz
    @Fatazz Місяць тому +17

    The whole quote is: The customer is always right in matters of taste.
    Means they can still be wrong in everything else.

    • @davidskidmore3442
      @davidskidmore3442 Місяць тому +1

      This. Guy owned a clothing shop. The idea was that if the customer wants an objectively bad color combination, or a weird pairing of fabrics or patterns, don't critique, just do it. It's their money, and they are paying for clothes, not commentary. They can get commentary for free from their friends and associates after they get the clothes.

  • @Derpfriar
    @Derpfriar Місяць тому +113

    shes dead inside you can see it in the eyes, poor girl.

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому +20

      Poor her? I do not agree. Just bcz she is dead inside does not mean you are selling the body and all that, many others are even worse off and could never fathom that, soo.

    • @redpilljesus
      @redpilljesus Місяць тому +4

      ​@@Vero2yu no compassion means no improvement. You aren't contributing to the fix.

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому

      @@redpilljesus SIck filthy creatures clearly can not be fixed bcz they have ruined themselves and are worthless seriously. Let them fix themselves?
      They are old enough to know or at least should how disgraceful and repugnant, abhorrent, all that behaviour is.

    • @rickrockreggae3719
      @rickrockreggae3719 Місяць тому

      Compassion is what got us here...​@@redpilljesus

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar Місяць тому +15

      that's the botox. but also technically, yes

  • @DSFarinha
    @DSFarinha Місяць тому +93

    The amount of make up she is putting on her face. She can plaster the inside of a house with that amount.

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому +12

      The amount of shame and self respect she is lacking is Staggering for real.

    • @BushidoBasher
      @BushidoBasher Місяць тому

      She's going to be worse for wear.

    • @jackuzi8252
      @jackuzi8252 Місяць тому +3

      I think some of that may be moisturizers and such. What she spends her earnings on...

    • @user-yz5mn2go2d
      @user-yz5mn2go2d Місяць тому

      Just like the inside of her mouth gets plastered with the Uncovered 69 Special. 😂

    • @xerlon8111
      @xerlon8111 14 днів тому +2

      Dude I was actually scrolling to find a comment about that, thats so disgusting. Women forgot how to women.

  • @hiramabiff2017
    @hiramabiff2017 Місяць тому +173

    I still smile 😁when I think of how my old dad 😎would react to hearing a lady talk like this. " she nowt but a hore son 😲", stay away 😉"....lol I miss him so much ❤xxxx.

    • @annalouise1979
      @annalouise1979 Місяць тому +15

      Thank-you for sharing your precious memory, you made me smile too. 😊❤

    • @logic.and.reasoning
      @logic.and.reasoning Місяць тому

      I'm Aussie and 55. I'm saying the same thing right now. Your dad was right. May he rest in a place with no hoes. 😊

    • @erikad0511
      @erikad0511 Місяць тому +3

      The old Double standard

    • @logic.and.reasoning
      @logic.and.reasoning Місяць тому

      @@hiramabiff2017 fk youtube censorship. I tried to show my appreciation for your late dad... and comment gone. Ffs.
      UA-cam is a SKANK HOE

    • @zer0bre
      @zer0bre Місяць тому +1

      @@erikad0511 why is it the double standard? men should accept these kind of girls because you think it's double standard?

  • @DerangedHobbit
    @DerangedHobbit Місяць тому +18

    Yeah its legal in Australia but different states have different laws. Generally its illegal to advertise, and in some states its illegal to run a brothel, but they get around that by advertising a "sensual massage" parlour and they only list prices for "services" or "happy ending". They do a lot of advertising on an Australian version of craigs list and facebook and people do indeed leave reviews and ratings as if its a cake shop.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Місяць тому

      Sounds pretty progressive. Too bad Australia is so dang expensive.

    • @DerangedHobbit
      @DerangedHobbit Місяць тому

      @@ChineduOpara Yes some things are more expensive than elsewhere which is literally true for everywhere in the world. Wages are higher too.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Місяць тому

      @@DerangedHobbit High wages don't mean much when even the basic expenses (rent, transportation, internet, etc) are so dang high

    • @DerangedHobbit
      @DerangedHobbit Місяць тому

      @@ChineduOpara Actually they do, thats how math works. If COL = A and wage = 10x A. Then its all relative.

  • @nataliemunoz8600
    @nataliemunoz8600 Місяць тому +33

    When I read "I sell kitty" I thouht she was selling actual kittens 😺😭

  • @jackburton7562
    @jackburton7562 Місяць тому +71

    I wouldnt hit that for free 👎

    • @Malpheron
      @Malpheron Місяць тому +2

      Why are you gay?

    • @zayinseven7923
      @zayinseven7923 Місяць тому +17

      Agreed. The attitude & personality is a turnoff alone

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому

      @@Malpheron Suuuureee a person is ''gay'' bcz they do not want to go near disgusting and worthless females, dirty prostitutes, smh.
      Clearly unlike you there are people with standards, some brainpower, soo.

    • @Gr8Incarnate
      @Gr8Incarnate Місяць тому

      Why not? Has to be "covered" tho.

    • @The-Cat-Whisperer-22
      @The-Cat-Whisperer-22 Місяць тому

      @@Malpheron
      So he has to sleep with her to not be? Do you know how sexual orientation works?

  • @zcorpalpha2462
    @zcorpalpha2462 Місяць тому +235

    Society is Lost 🔥🥃

    • @hiramabiff2017
      @hiramabiff2017 Місяць тому +8

      lol noooo, just a small minority is.

    • @valentingeorges9286
      @valentingeorges9286 Місяць тому

      @@hiramabiff2017 Must be nice to be that naïve and ignorant.

    • @miltonbates6425
      @miltonbates6425 Місяць тому +21

      The product of a strong, independent single-mother, no doubt. This generation is well and truly cooked.

    • @Ghiaccio-x1j
      @Ghiaccio-x1j Місяць тому +6

      Hell in a hand basket

    • @Roddy_Zeh
      @Roddy_Zeh Місяць тому +3

      _Overcooked_ . 🥃🗿

  • @beezlefee
    @beezlefee Місяць тому +13

    I just love how i went into this thinking it was actually about cats, noticed the jugs, then found out its not about cats and that she's uses "those" and "it" for a living 😄

  • @lefunnyN1
    @lefunnyN1 Місяць тому +85

    social media culture is crazy haha people now review "comfort" girls

    • @AverageMojaveMailman
      @AverageMojaveMailman Місяць тому

      We're in the New Weimar Republic.

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 Місяць тому

      If zoophilia was socially accepted, there would be thousands of them on Tiktok..

    • @vito1064
      @vito1064 Місяць тому

      I think it's great. now I can know beforehand if the pictures are real and how are they so I can spend my money more wisely

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple Місяць тому

      @@AverageMojaveMailman So it's extremely vital that we hold onto these progressive aspects and stop electing fascists.

  • @Modemorph
    @Modemorph Місяць тому +50

    It’s fully legal in Australia, has been since the 1990s. Apparently it reduced problems associated with such ventures by more than 90 percent. Still I agree she shouldn’t be making content about it. What if kids see that?

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 Місяць тому +7

      First day on social media?

    • @get-in-2-get-out774
      @get-in-2-get-out774 Місяць тому +15

      kids watching today - are the customers of tomorrow

    • @Modemorph
      @Modemorph Місяць тому

      @@get-in-2-get-out774 I genuinely wish that you are right.

    • @Malpheron
      @Malpheron Місяць тому +2

      Having watched a lot of kids UA-cam, I am pretty sure kids would be bored in like 5 seconds. Also, they probably would have no idea what she was talking about.

    • @GrizzAxxemann
      @GrizzAxxemann Місяць тому +1

      Similar deal here in Canada.

  • @Rajesh-Koothrappali
    @Rajesh-Koothrappali Місяць тому +15

    I feel like I caught something through my computer

  • @berrymccB
    @berrymccB Місяць тому +16

    This generation does not know how to keep anything private!!!

  • @LexxAKonn
    @LexxAKonn Місяць тому +11

    Only a matter of time before serial killers start reviewing their victims and how they were 'unreasonable' on TikTok...

    • @bakhytgul4457
      @bakhytgul4457 Місяць тому +3

      Totally underrated comment 😂

  • @Tentin.Quarantino
    @Tentin.Quarantino Місяць тому +29

    15 minutes? Dude has the stamina of Nijinsky!

    • @ViracochaFI
      @ViracochaFI Місяць тому +2

      I can last hours and that is not fun. To me at least.

  • @e.williams13
    @e.williams13 Місяць тому +3

    Lmao!! "No don't kiss me with that mouth" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicopootato2330
    @nicopootato2330 Місяць тому +8

    That perfect parry on the kiss is crazy

  • @jms7726
    @jms7726 Місяць тому +6

    "Gods don't sell kitty for money"
    FACTS!

  • @warsong3764
    @warsong3764 Місяць тому +60

    holy shit Talking about selling your body, both physically and digitally (OnlyFans accounts), so casually is mind-blowing. We’re all cooked! What’s next?

    • @bororobo3805
      @bororobo3805 Місяць тому

      You've been cooked. Time to get served. Duh 😂

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 Місяць тому +1

      I give it 10 years or less and this whole purity movement will be over. We all know how the world works, you all need to grow up.

    • @baha3alshamari152
      @baha3alshamari152 Місяць тому

      ​@@tabbyreed8925
      Explain

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky Місяць тому

      @@tabbyreed8925 nah... YOU need to grow out of being a shameless hoor...

    • @AverageMojaveMailman
      @AverageMojaveMailman Місяць тому

      Judging by past century, another Austrian Painter.

  • @AceKite00
    @AceKite00 Місяць тому +5

    "If you know what it means, you will not make it to heaven" 🤣

  • @Maravillosa827
    @Maravillosa827 Місяць тому +3

    Always astonishing what people are willing to reveal about themselves and put it out for the whole world to see.

  • @rogersepeda
    @rogersepeda Місяць тому +7

    Can you imagine someone leaving a bad review and it says : it was like a jar of mayonnaise.

  • @Master0of0Blades
    @Master0of0Blades Місяць тому +20

    Yes in Australia it's completely legal if you're in Western Australia which her accent sounds like but she could actually be a massage therapist and sound much the same 😂😂

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky Місяць тому +5

      legality of this is absolutely irrelevant, hoors need to be shamed again.

    • @Master0of0Blades
      @Master0of0Blades Місяць тому

      @lmaololovsky no you are wrong according to several religions judeochristian and muslim and by the law of the land so shame on you

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky Місяць тому

      @@Master0of0Blades stopped reading after "judeochristian", no such thing could ever exist. also, organized religion is for idiots :)

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky Місяць тому +2

      @@Master0of0Blades "judeochristian" lmao no such thing, what are you smoking dude 😂

    • @Master0of0Blades
      @Master0of0Blades Місяць тому

      @@lmaololovsky ah i see you are just an idiot

  • @mantis8856
    @mantis8856 Місяць тому +11

    his expressions are brilliant .

  • @NC-oy8hq
    @NC-oy8hq Місяць тому +13

    Noticed her makeup disappearing from her filter at 3:30 😂

    • @JamesRahming
      @JamesRahming Місяць тому +1

      Right 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @naturewalks1
    @naturewalks1 Місяць тому +8

    Based on the video title I thought she was going to talk about her work at an animal shelter…. I guess there is still a chance I might go to heaven.

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 Місяць тому +3

    Absolutely Brilliant!!”Next Generation Is COOKED”!!!

  • @stuffedanimalgangNATION
    @stuffedanimalgangNATION 16 днів тому

    His Final Words. I have to suppress my laughter so I won’t die from what laughing does to even the most minor pneumothorax injuries ❤

  • @comancheviperrrr
    @comancheviperrrr Місяць тому +8

    Brother, this has to be one of your best ones in a while lol. I love this damn hilarious. I was laughing all the way through. And I’m with you. I don’t want that mouth kissing me either. Ain’t no telling what’s been in it or out of it. lol. Keep up the great work, brother. I’m a longlongtime fan. You are awesome.

  • @jacobbaranowski
    @jacobbaranowski 16 годин тому

    "Reviewing pountdown...." 😂
    "Your selling beef burger "😆

  • @kachdragonfly
    @kachdragonfly Місяць тому +5

    "pound town" cracked me up.

  • @rickprice6312
    @rickprice6312 Місяць тому +3

    "Take your kiss back" 🤣

  • @brownsworthy7323
    @brownsworthy7323 28 днів тому +3

    As an Australian I'm embarrassed and concerned for our our younger generations.

  • @thebeesknies
    @thebeesknies Місяць тому +18

    1:40 this analogy omg this is insane 😭

  • @darthjarjar4305
    @darthjarjar4305 Місяць тому +21

    “Punani” 😂😂

  • @miketyson8275
    @miketyson8275 Місяць тому

    You hit the nail right on the head putting your Tata in a beehive👀😔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevej6824
    @stevej6824 Місяць тому +27

    Hoo hah for moo lah

  • @robertkester1570
    @robertkester1570 Місяць тому +1

    The comment about sticking your thing in a bees nest, that was funny as heck lol

  • @metall7331
    @metall7331 Місяць тому +7

    Ya, it's legal in Australia

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 Місяць тому

      It's not about prostitution.. but about how casual they handle it.. nothing is sacred anymore.. eating ass is like eating a sandwich.

  • @KP-ye7rl
    @KP-ye7rl Місяць тому +1

    I love the molding on your ceiling.

  • @davidtorto4404
    @davidtorto4404 Місяць тому +3

    "i did not accidentally stumble upon corn hub" hahaha
    and oh no i guess im not going into heaven i know what uncovered means lol

  • @Vakaria-plays
    @Vakaria-plays Місяць тому +3

    MaximBady, you have reduced my chances of entering heaven with the infinite chicken nuggets! I thought this video was about a weird tik-tok girl selling kittens and reviewing their clients or some weird delulu stuff like that! Now i realize it is something rather sus!

  • @yousernameish
    @yousernameish Місяць тому +2

    That client must be the most fearless explorer out there.
    hmmmm, unless that is, he's already caught everything there is to possibly catch AND he knows so.

  • @Aussie_aNti_h3r0
    @Aussie_aNti_h3r0 Місяць тому +3

    “The customer is always right in matters of taste” not just right outright. But yeah raw dogging it with a professional is wild.

  • @MachikoNoguchi-616
    @MachikoNoguchi-616 Місяць тому

    I would rather not care in Mc Donald's then not care in Diddy's house dude you slayed me with that 🤣

  • @Malpheron
    @Malpheron Місяць тому +29

    Professionals have a lower rate of STIs than the people on hook-up aps (in Australia at least).

    • @shadowarez1337
      @shadowarez1337 Місяць тому

      That Aussie that banged 999 guys is she the human sperm bank in comparison?

    • @miltonbates6425
      @miltonbates6425 Місяць тому +2

      @@Malpheron Professionals also don't care an iota about you, apart from your money. So what difference does it make?

    • @SSNUTHIN
      @SSNUTHIN Місяць тому

      @@miltonbates6425 Sadly that is common regardless of financial transactions. :(

    • @davidy22
      @davidy22 Місяць тому +1

      That's because they don't do uncovered

    • @jimbob-q3r
      @jimbob-q3r Місяць тому +7

      @@miltonbates6425 op already stated one difference. the other difference is a professional actually knows what the deal is and doesn't string you along.

  • @nickalthouse1614
    @nickalthouse1614 Місяць тому

    This dude is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂his reactions are down right wild .

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 Місяць тому +4

    People are far too comfortable sharing their personal lives with strangers! I thought the title was about her selling a kitten on FB marketplace and getting it reviewed of something crazy like that. I had no clue it was going in that direction! 🤦‍♀️ TMI, buttercup! TMI!

    • @jimbob-q3r
      @jimbob-q3r Місяць тому +1

      nobody believes thats what you thought it meant.

    • @marie5706
      @marie5706 Місяць тому

      Don’t go on the internet if you can’t handle seeing things you don’t like

  • @LivingTheDream21
    @LivingTheDream21 Місяць тому +2

    Not sure what app the review is, but I imagine something like this 😆
    On Time: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Cleanliness: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Taste: ⭐️⭐️
    Service: ⭐️
    Price: ⭐️

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому

      Taste? What are they supposedly tasting? It is not some food dishes. So the word ''taste'' should not nor can be there.
      Sick nonsense.

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu Місяць тому

      Smh.

    • @wayne251975
      @wayne251975 Місяць тому

      That "Client" was sampling the taste of her last 15 "Clients...

  • @arkansaslibertarian5051
    @arkansaslibertarian5051 Місяць тому +7

    Well looks like hell for me since I knew exactly what she meant 😂

  • @DTTTTTTEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH
    @DTTTTTTEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH Місяць тому

    Dude this guy just made me crack up most I ever have in my life. We are cooked!! 🤣🤣

  • @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527
    @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 Місяць тому +10

    A garden implement with a heart of gold...

  • @L4MXRSAN
    @L4MXRSAN Місяць тому +1

    I LOVE THIS DUDE HE'S SO FUNNY LMAOOOOO

  • @Puggy42069
    @Puggy42069 Місяць тому +36

    I wish punani had a warranty. That would be great to have a money back guarantee on coochie and Amazon reviews.

    • @matty101yttam
      @matty101yttam Місяць тому

      I'd be just happy to be able to return it for something that comes in my size :)

  • @marledanimefan7186
    @marledanimefan7186 Місяць тому

    She's keeping her ancestors tradition alive 😂😂😂

  • @themadhanna
    @themadhanna Місяць тому +5

    LOL! I literally thought she sells kittens, like a cat breeder or something... I was gonna say, "who the fuck breeds cats? You can get them for free from the shelter."

  • @bjiwuoha
    @bjiwuoha Місяць тому

    He said “She is selling PUNANI!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Gaming_Antics
    @Gaming_Antics Місяць тому +3

    I don’t know who is worst, the 304 that review her customer on TikTok and letting random John go raw on her or the John leaving a bad review, want his money back, and going raw on her.

  • @eXDax
    @eXDax Місяць тому

    "Do not kiss me with that mouth" 😂

  • @wetnoodlex
    @wetnoodlex Місяць тому +7

    This the type of woman who will later say she deserves a good man and wants kids, but complains nobody will take her.

  • @orchidhealth2097
    @orchidhealth2097 Місяць тому +4

    This woman putting this on tiktok shows how degenerate the western society has become.

    • @marie5706
      @marie5706 Місяць тому

      Why do you care what other women choose to do with their own bodies? You have absolutely no right to tell her what to do, get a grip

  • @TheVoidofNothing11
    @TheVoidofNothing11 19 днів тому +2

    Tiktok is one of the worst things to happen in modern society.

  • @MarkDavies-lt4vn
    @MarkDavies-lt4vn Місяць тому +9

    "I'm a very sensitive person" ba ha ha ha ha

  • @dennisboyce3164
    @dennisboyce3164 Місяць тому +2

    That jawn ran through, he ain’t enjoy it because she do it too much 😂😂😂

  • @mlorthio
    @mlorthio Місяць тому +12

    That girl is dead inside. You can see it in her eyes.

  • @WevvMang
    @WevvMang Місяць тому

    The fact that he felt OK to ask for his money back, after the deed, that's hilarious.

  • @hindesite
    @hindesite Місяць тому +5

    The rest of the hour must have been uncomfortable conversation...

  • @DaturaReapicusJones
    @DaturaReapicusJones Місяць тому

    This guy is now one of the voices in my head. Happily.

  • @rs9130
    @rs9130 Місяць тому +3

    Punani😂
    Bruh I thought she sells hello kitty toys

  • @MellowWater
    @MellowWater Місяць тому +4

    This is in Australia, it's legal

    • @diztinger
      @diztinger Місяць тому

      Nobody said it wasn't?

    • @marie5706
      @marie5706 Місяць тому

      @@diztingereverybody is freaking out about her talking about her legal occupation as if she should be shamed and silenced, people are reallly still living in the 18th century 😂

  • @marynajacobs7538
    @marynajacobs7538 Місяць тому

    Scary thing is kids are watching this. I agree. Takes a hero to make this video. You great man. Some girls will see this girl as a rolemodel. They going to die of diseases.

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj Місяць тому +11

    He deserves his money back lol

  • @bellbrass
    @bellbrass Місяць тому

    This guy has a future in stand-up.

  • @mokaLARE
    @mokaLARE Місяць тому +11

    This is one of the reasons why I am for tikitaka and other platforms’ ban or at least a serious restriction or control.

  • @m9b7v5
    @m9b7v5 Місяць тому +1

    Holy shit you had me laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes!