Bill Burr - Female Douchebag Of The Week

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  • Опубліковано 5 січ 2014
  • 6/1/09
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  • @TheFriendlyamoeba
    @TheFriendlyamoeba 8 років тому +48

    'thank you for naming me douchebag of the week, I dont really give a shit' Then proceeds to send mail saying she hopes he dies for what he said about her... well done lady

  • @PapaMagnum
    @PapaMagnum 9 років тому +133

    Dude, this was back during Bill's earlier stuff when he was way more tough on the ladies. I miss this shit.

    • @erikmenendez7491
      @erikmenendez7491 9 років тому +8

      LockSteady Why, because he got married? He's not an anti-marriage advocate lol. He just speaks the truth. You should listen.

    • @LockSteady
      @LockSteady 9 років тому +5

      Erik Menendez He was an anti-marriage advocate. He isn't currently. Now he just apologizes repeatedly, to her, and to his old crowd who boos him when he talks about "giving in"

    • @jswarpaint6215
      @jswarpaint6215 9 років тому +1

      PapaMagnum he probably is happily married more so than he thought he could be so it may be hard for him to hang onto his earlier conceptions of women or whatever the reasons were he was saying what he was saying.

    • @dogwondr
      @dogwondr 8 років тому +12

      +LockSteady He has a better perspective now. He doesn't take Nia's shit, but he also knows when he's fucked up and takes responsibility.

  • @bernardoberruga5946
    @bernardoberruga5946 8 років тому +87

    "look around the room, look into each one of your eyes, I'm saying 'fuck all of you'" - gotta love Bill

    • @rowanb4395
      @rowanb4395 8 років тому +2

      +Bernardo Berruga yeah the ending was wicked!

  • @rogerg0834
    @rogerg0834 8 років тому +46

    "Arm pit hair as you crack one over..." HAHHAHA..cry laughing!! OMG!!

  • @brainsqueegee2
    @brainsqueegee2 8 років тому +145

    "Why can't you slap women? You know? Back in the day- how great did that feel?" lol
    new to Bill Burr. hilarious

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 7 років тому +19

      thewind blowing through your armpit hair lol

    • @polishvike
      @polishvike 5 років тому +6

      He is a legend and a Savage. I feel like if the sjw's ever go after him it will ignite a fire. He says some shit, but the guy has a heart of gold.

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 4 роки тому

      Miles Davidson protected how?

  • @Mark_Knight
    @Mark_Knight 10 років тому +59

    I get the feeling women just hate being called out on their bullsh!t. All these responses just prove what Bill says to be true

  • @elisanchez5480
    @elisanchez5480 8 років тому +34

    Bill, you're a fucking monster to society and I fucking love you for it.

  • @HungryTacoBoy
    @HungryTacoBoy 8 років тому +45

    "I hope your dog outlives you." LOL!

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 8 років тому +1

      That's legit.

    • @CptCudlScoops
      @CptCudlScoops 7 років тому

      That was a good fucking line. The rest of her letter was dumb.

  • @Maneater1100
    @Maneater1100 10 років тому +107

    I fucking luv this guy. And I luv how women think he's mental for telling the damn truth. It shows how manipulative women really are. When ever someone shuts down the truth there trying to manipulate a situation.

    • @roo7227
      @roo7227 10 років тому +6

      If you can use "they are" in place of "there," then you need to use an apostrophe..
      ;)

    • @OpheliaDarkling
      @OpheliaDarkling 10 років тому +11

      Bill is awesome, but remember--us womens--we're not all like that. :)

    • @vivicajm1019
      @vivicajm1019 9 років тому

      Guy Pierce And all men who believe the MRA agenda is about resolving issues are delusional. It is just a platform to complain, not one to actually help men.

    • @Race353
      @Race353 9 років тому +3

      Ophelia Darkling Bull Shiza! NAWALT is a zero legit argument. If you have to say NAWALT, then yes, "All Women ARE Like That".

    • @OpheliaDarkling
      @OpheliaDarkling 9 років тому +3

      Zero legit argument? Um, overgeneralizing the entire female population is a logical fallacy. Learn some 'legit' argument tactics. Troll tactics ARE the 'zero legit argument.' anyhoo...

  • @TsawanLhayke
    @TsawanLhayke 10 років тому +63

    I love that vocabulary lesson mid rant

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 5 років тому +6

      The fact that it came from Bill, who struggles to read aloud, makes it all the more hilariously satisfying.

    • @ethankajfosz5912
      @ethankajfosz5912 3 роки тому

      I love that, too. I also love when Bill says, “So over? Do I own ‘over?’”

  • @marcellostifelmann
    @marcellostifelmann 9 років тому +3

    "Why can't you just slap women" LOL That's why I love Bill! The underhanded feeling of nostalgia for the good ole' wife-beating days is just fucking hilarious

  • @paulmarchano7238
    @paulmarchano7238 10 років тому +14

    I love it when the wind blows through my armpit hair. Hahaha. Bill Burr you continue to be hilarious.

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams
    @SmokeRingsPipeDreams 9 років тому +8

    She criticizes his vocabulary and in the same sentence misuses "your".
    Priceless. LOL

  • @JayWelton92
    @JayWelton92 8 років тому +19

    The amount of "your/you're" "where/were/we're" "there/their/they're" I see used incorrectly is ridiculous, even in formal e-mails and they wonder why they don't get invited to a job interview.

  • @cdog1990able
    @cdog1990able 10 років тому +21

    Im likin grammar time with Bill

  • @RKOunion
    @RKOunion 10 років тому +10

    "So do I own over? Ya dumb fuck?" lol

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 9 років тому

      He does it so effortlessly too LOL

  • @andreleverettejr7773
    @andreleverettejr7773 9 років тому +9

    "The wind blowing through your armpit hair" lmfao

  • @shakeandbreak2938
    @shakeandbreak2938 7 років тому +20

    Bill Burr, I fucking love this guy. The best comic out there, in my opinion.

    • @AngusStewart01
      @AngusStewart01 7 років тому +1

      I agree

    • @shakeandbreak2938
      @shakeandbreak2938 7 років тому

      It's a good thing you agreed with me, pal. I would hate to have to lose my shit on you, call you names and humiliate you in front of the world, all because you didn't agree. Lol!!
      Seriously though, he is funny as hell.

    • @jakewhite6106
      @jakewhite6106 7 років тому

      Philip Kristo agreement. Ive seen Bill do a room full of black people and just relate to them with select things that he disagrees with and knows they do too...

  • @lackofabetter
    @lackofabetter 10 років тому +19

    Wow, You got destroyed laaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyy

  • @likaboss7654
    @likaboss7654 4 роки тому +3

    The way bill determined the “Your/you’re” is exactly how I’ve doing it all my life and it awesome. Writing this now I realize no one gives a shit lmao

  • @danelamoreaux5307
    @danelamoreaux5307 10 років тому +10

    Mr.Burr,thanks for the free podcasts and genius lines.fuckin hilarious

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 8 років тому +3

    6:08
    The way he says "fuck all of you" makes me laugh every time

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 9 років тому +78

    I wish I could share these things without becoming an outcast to society

    • @xUnleadedx
      @xUnleadedx 8 років тому

      +Paul Thoresen lol

    • @mikekinsey4217
      @mikekinsey4217 8 років тому +2

      you can, say what you feel

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 8 років тому +1

      Daniel Pearl Not really, just taking the best option socially. Rather keep my circles intact

    • @danipereldeepam3054
      @danipereldeepam3054 8 років тому

      what circles what are you talking about

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 8 років тому +2

      Daniel Pearl Friends, work mates, family, you would have to be an idiot to sever the ties by being 'that guy'

  • @roryrichter3751
    @roryrichter3751 8 років тому +3

    Wind blowing through your armpit hair. Lol. Absolute poetry!

  • @LarryWhack
    @LarryWhack 10 років тому +5

    He would die before his dog and therefore not be lonely! Frickin' brilliant!

  • @jameslewis9968
    @jameslewis9968 9 років тому

    That very last minute of the video got me ROLLING!!!!! Love Bill Burr omg.

  • @ajarrival4758
    @ajarrival4758 10 років тому +2

    this is gold

  • @kayleighmoore8049
    @kayleighmoore8049 7 років тому +1

    I love that ol billy comes out swinging with the grammar rules lmao

  • @geraldinedover56
    @geraldinedover56 10 років тому +2

    Loving your work Bill x

  • @wjhall7754
    @wjhall7754 4 роки тому

    This guy always entertains me. I love Bill Burr!

  • @betty426
    @betty426 9 років тому +3

    LIKE A BOSS

  • @amazingflavour
    @amazingflavour 10 років тому +3

    Hahaha! Dont fuck with Bill, lady.

  • @contactyourcongressmen5638
    @contactyourcongressmen5638 5 років тому +4

    "Simon says"? Her email makes no sense.

  • @metal882
    @metal882 7 років тому +1

    the wind blowing through your armpit hair XD lol

  • @metaphorps
    @metaphorps 10 років тому +3

    2:44 and 2:49 cant stop laughing, love you bill thankyou for these podcasts!!

  • @all_your_baser_belong_to_us
    @all_your_baser_belong_to_us 8 років тому

    This is GOLD!

  • @ninja123425
    @ninja123425 4 роки тому

    This is awesome 😂😂😂

  • @jackhanson3856
    @jackhanson3856 7 років тому +17

    I want to see her reaction to this.

  • @theronhayden4671
    @theronhayden4671 5 років тому +2

    BILL....🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

  • @danlanders9653
    @danlanders9653 7 років тому +1

    I love your podcasts Bill. Thanks for doing it. I crack the fuck up listening to you at work.

  • @MrHusker1996
    @MrHusker1996 6 років тому

    You know you fucked up when Bill is correcting your writing

  • @josephwichman1702
    @josephwichman1702 8 років тому +3

    I think a bit too much red wine and rage went into that email.

    • @shizu-chan3942
      @shizu-chan3942 5 років тому +1

      No. Believe it or not, some or most people are the cuntiest cunt to exist without any help from alcohol. She was an illiterate cunt.

  • @josemiguelperez4509
    @josemiguelperez4509 10 років тому

    BRILLIANT!

  • @realm3164
    @realm3164 8 років тому +1

    Lmao!!!! What a great way to wake up.

  • @jhughes19851
    @jhughes19851 8 років тому

    gives her notes on her insults. Bill is the best

  • @Vip3rC4in0022
    @Vip3rC4in0022 8 років тому +3

    "So she became douche bag of the week... so evidently she didn't like it..." XDD

  • @LulewComedy
    @LulewComedy 5 років тому

    Holly crap Bill so funny... the wind in your armpit hair hahahaha

  • @oddwheels
    @oddwheels 7 років тому

    You are so correct Bill!

  • @andyt7734
    @andyt7734 10 років тому +100

    Bill Burr much funnier than Carlin.

    • @0btuse
      @0btuse 10 років тому +22

      I love Carlin, but I gotta agree with you there.

    • @InfiniteDroidArmies
      @InfiniteDroidArmies 10 років тому +35

      Yes, but I think Carlin was the superior philosopher. His skits (at least in his later years) tended to be much more geared towards serious topics. But I do agree. I love Burr's material on women because he is literally never wrong.

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 10 років тому +7

      Wow, you know, you're right.
      I love Carlin too, but he really was (to me anyway) more of an aggressive philosopher that just happened to have a few funny lines in his observations than a full-fledged comedian, especially when he got older.
      But Burr has a great balance of observation AND genuine hilariousness.
      I still can't decide if I like him better than Jim Norton or not, though...

    • @MovieHound17
      @MovieHound17 9 років тому +2

      even bill would tell u hes not not near carlin lol....hes very humble.

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 9 років тому +4

      George was (scientifically) funny!
      Bill is (naturally) funny!

  • @dattrax7
    @dattrax7 5 років тому

    Bill is the best!!!

  • @lonlyful1
    @lonlyful1 8 років тому +6

    Bill you are correct on the (your, you're) thing. Its amazing how many people miss use that word and another is (there, their). I like your videos.

    • @tamsinthai
      @tamsinthai 8 років тому +3

      +john estey II It's misuse, not 'miss use'.

    • @jensriemann3070
      @jensriemann3070 8 років тому

      +tamsinthai a classic.

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 8 років тому

      +tamsinthai I love these golden comments.

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 10 років тому +10

    his voice sounds weird on this one
    like a boston early al pacino

  • @Account2129
    @Account2129 4 роки тому

    4:48 That's the truth, right there

  • @Renasense
    @Renasense 7 років тому

    This shit is gold!

  • @Blackout345
    @Blackout345 9 років тому

    The email sounded like a total troll. Still was hilarious though.

  • @xUnleadedx
    @xUnleadedx 8 років тому +1

    What, do I OWN Over? lol haha

  • @ifyoureinmarketing-killyou3111
    @ifyoureinmarketing-killyou3111 9 років тому +1

    Aw man, how am i gonna die lonely if the dog outlives me?

  • @wboeren1
    @wboeren1 4 роки тому

    Being a professional asshole means living the dream. 😂

  • @PlayboiPookie
    @PlayboiPookie 10 років тому

    That ending "Fuck all of you. Look around the room look into each one of your eyes, i'm saying fuck all of you" LMFAO gold

  • @ifyoureinmarketing-killyou3111
    @ifyoureinmarketing-killyou3111 9 років тому

    why would someone listen to something they hate. why would you put yourself through something you cant or dont understand or like at all.

  • @NotSoTraumAtiq
    @NotSoTraumAtiq 8 років тому +1

    The 10 dislikes this video has got is probably her and 9 other friends of hers.

  • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
    @thomaschristopherwhite9043 8 років тому +1

    HA!! GET EM BILLY!

  • @420construction
    @420construction 7 років тому

    great comedian

  • @chillout7975
    @chillout7975 7 років тому

    😂😂she fucked up her whole shitty email 😂

  • @nrdpc5975
    @nrdpc5975 7 років тому

    Savage

  • @TempleOfOrmes
    @TempleOfOrmes 9 років тому +6

    LOL: I love Bill Burr: He IS hilarious!!! Maybe he's an undercover black pimp reaping riches off the labors of his ever loving bitches some where...... long caddy and platform heels, ev'ra-thang! Got noth'n but love for ya Daddy Bill "Burr" You are so ICE Cold!

  • @saramcgaha1406
    @saramcgaha1406 8 років тому

    You're right.

  • @RICHOCHANGO
    @RICHOCHANGO 8 років тому

    'glove slap'...'i don't take crap'.....'glove slap baaabyyy'

  • @justlookalittledeeper9953
    @justlookalittledeeper9953 8 років тому

    I knew a guy who saw his dad kill his mom when he was four. He saw everything as a war between men and women. There's always a backstory.

  • @bramdouglas5394
    @bramdouglas5394 8 років тому

    HAHAHAHA this shit is too funny.

  • @goldsackb2
    @goldsackb2 7 років тому +2

    Bill Burr = (Marlon Brando + Dr.Phil)/ a NE lobster fisherman

  • @bossanddaughter
    @bossanddaughter 9 років тому

    burr is hilarious.

  • @bubz4196
    @bubz4196 9 років тому

    No way this is real. This is way too perfect of material for Bill to rant on. If he actually recieved this letter, it had to of been a podcast listener just taking the piss. I think Billy got trolled.

  • @snowmochi
    @snowmochi 9 років тому

    That's the only way I remember the your/you're difference.

  • @TheBalls2thewalls
    @TheBalls2thewalls 4 роки тому

    Bill got married. I think he wins

  • @jazminesimone7984
    @jazminesimone7984 9 років тому

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS HER PROBLEM!!!

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 8 років тому

    funny thing is 7 th grade vocab is actually a little above average.

  • @andreysantos6660
    @andreysantos6660 6 років тому +1

    Man, Bill was fucking savage back in those days. I still like the podcast nowadays, but i miss the lonely, angry and dark Bill.

  • @franktony8331
    @franktony8331 8 років тому +2

    hehehehehe i just laugh out tears that last past was awesome "she can be real cuntty some times"

    • @bws1971
      @bws1971 8 років тому +1

      I know, and then the trailing off and laughing bit he did...I laughed out loud.

  • @MohammedAbualgassim
    @MohammedAbualgassim 8 років тому +1

    My English sucks but at least I know the difference between your and you're

  • @danwhitchurch7292
    @danwhitchurch7292 7 років тому

    Great one Bill! Not all women are like this and everyone loves a good and caring woman. But, this behavioural problem ,...well, most of the club going/drinking women have this problem. For those who tell the men to commit just tell em to get married at 20 and stay in that marriage for the rest of their life ..rather than fucking with 100 men and then looking for a rich guy to commit to them when they approach big 40..

  • @Tracijoy412
    @Tracijoy412 7 років тому

    I am a beautiful, sexy woman who thinks you are the best entertainment out there. It's such a special treat to listen to your Witt & candor. When did people get so damn sensitive & can't understand they are JOKES? You are my favorite comic. Thank You for sharing yourself & making me laugh on a daily basis. People need to lighten up & laugh!!!!!

    • @eazy2195
      @eazy2195 7 років тому +1

      pics or she's not

  • @mikeb6572
    @mikeb6572 8 років тому

    Tries to make Bill feel dumb and makes herself look dumber x10 in the process. That's funny.

  • @CatnamedMittens
    @CatnamedMittens 8 років тому

    Anyone know what podcast episode this is from?

  • @3dge--runner
    @3dge--runner 8 років тому

    that last 30 sec is what got to that woman. i would bet on that

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 9 років тому

    Bravo. x)

  • @saramcgaha1406
    @saramcgaha1406 8 років тому

    Wow Bill, looking at the replies I'm scared.

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio 9 років тому +1

    Back when you could women first, they were more equal in that regard since people could just hit each other apparently. I'm not in favour of violence so once women aren't allowed to hit men either I'm in favour of that equality, but just saying, in that regard they were equal back then :p

  • @robrobert9541
    @robrobert9541 8 років тому

    Personally, I love it when those uneducated mouthpieces use words that are misspelled at a 2nd grade level, and usually completely out of context, in a "sentence" they've constructed to insult me about what they presume is my educational level based solely on some opinion that I've expressed, and not my vocabulary or anything else indicative of my education. The irony is hilarious, and too tempting to leave alone regardless of the flak I usually get for pointing it out. There is certainly no shortage of these people on the Internet, and they all end up playing the victim for having been put in their place. LOL!

  • @RealBadMike
    @RealBadMike 3 роки тому

    Never understand why people write in to take shots at Bill. Listening to his podcast isn't compulsory. Don't like it? Don't listen.

  • @jakec.7410
    @jakec.7410 4 роки тому

    😂😂

  • @virajparab5004
    @virajparab5004 8 років тому

    Anyone listens to his podcast on their way to college? i do

  • @420construction
    @420construction 7 років тому

    Lol

  • @mattydigs
    @mattydigs 7 років тому

    Yes, you are joking around , Bill. You're a comedian. You say wild and/or offensive shit on air all the time that you don't actually believe. You've said that exact same thing yourself ON YOUR OWN SHOW. You did it in this clip. Your hypocrisy is astounding.

  • @briangoldy8784
    @briangoldy8784 4 роки тому

    Clam.......................Douche................lol.................

  • @King_IVAR868
    @King_IVAR868 5 років тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @romansutton6813
    @romansutton6813 4 роки тому

    I don’t get how Cry Sally’s like this even get into the podcast in the first place if they have so much complaints about it

  • @AlchemistEve
    @AlchemistEve 10 років тому

    Was Bill in a sober phase of his life at the time of this recording? He sounds sorta subdued here, compared to how he normally sounds. A touch slower and a touch less enthusiastic.

    • @NoOneReally111
      @NoOneReally111 10 років тому +7

      If I had someone nagging at me like this, I would sound exhausted too. I am female, and I wince at crap like this.
      And why start an e-mail with "I don't care", and keep writing??? Sigh. Then you write "Your over 40..." and make fun of someone's vocabulary?? AAAAUUUUGHHH!!! That's as bad as "Your an idiot!!!"

  • @poucpouc9331
    @poucpouc9331 5 років тому

    Don't you Have a Child witz Nia bésicles YOUR dog :)

  • @user-fq3hj5cd9o
    @user-fq3hj5cd9o 10 років тому

    But you... clearly are a chauvinist? Like, I don't get how she calls you out on that, and you think the best way to respond is to say that she's a "typical woman".