As a former convenience store clerk, the only thing you left out was asking for a bag for your one item, then immediately throwing it on the ground outside.
@@Nick-Nastyhe wasn’t trying to be cool, which is the problem with people like you who if he was lame by attempt, implies he cared to make an attempt to look cool in your opinion, which just isn’t the case. Perhaps mind your own fuckin business on what people do lol?
@@elementalist1984or everything locked away so the clerk has to get it for the customer. Or the gun shots in the background. The needles spread throughout the parking lot. The druggies sleeping on the sidewalk.
The fact that the tempo mirrors are VIBRATING means that even if the sound was dubbed in afterwards, Marshall was still absolutely BLASTING it at the pump. PERFECT
You forgot: Having to keep your head on a swivel, the person that walks up and asks for change, and the jammed pack full of knockoff crap inside that you can barely see the clerk.
period correct sir. AS SEEN ON TV, never be left stranded with a stolen car again atleast until your old senile infomercial self misplaces said key anyhoo
@@donotrobme9295Oregon actually just undid that last year, thank goodness. It was WAY too weird not being allowed to for someone from out of state. (Oregon house bill 2426)
As a New Jerseyan, I sat at the pump getting angry the first time I drove to PA. I had no idea... Very glad we don't have to pump our own gas. It provides jobs- plus it is a nice perk.
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 It's like if Disneyland had a gas station. There's a Buc-ee Beaver mascot walking around, tons of random gimmicky and practical things to buy, more food and drinks than you can imagine, and the cleanest, nicest bathrooms you'll ever see at a gas station. There are also over 100 pumps at most locations (no, I'm not embellishing). It's crazy.
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 Buc-ee's is WILD. You owe yourself a trip. You need gas? Buc-ee's. You want some super good hot sauce? Buc-ee's. Need a deer stand? Buc-ee's. Want some BBQ that has no right to be as good as it is? Buc-ee's. Need all of these things at 3:45 AM on a Tuesday? Buc-ee's.
Just visited Texas, went to buc-ee’s and was not disappointed. Even though it was only 30 mins away, I still went late at night to bring home some snacks for the wife and kids.
Great video. 😂 As a former convenience store night manager, you left out the 20 minutes of lottery tickets right at close. Then as you lock up the store walking to your vehicle, they are yelling at you because they have tickets to cash in. The garbage was a nice touch. You only missed having two or three old coffee spilled all over the ground and trash can. 😭😭😂😎
Seems the sketchier the neighborhood, the more trash on the ground and the more lottery and cigarettes and beer trash is seen. One store I went to had damn used diapers on the ground. There was literally a trash can five feet away and that lazy mofo just dropped it on the ground.
As a former person at the gas station in the hood you forgot hotboxin’ at the pump and not buying anything. All night into the morning. Then going to work….at the gas station. And sleeping through the whole day.
Other than the fact that you put too much gas in the tempo, if the low gas light ain't on it ain't the ghetto, and that you were looking down and not paying attention, it was spot on. Head always on a swivel, or you going be running them pockets.
Dude 1 time i went to a gas station in oakland at 3am and it was literally like a car and rap show. Lowriders and everyone raging. Never forgot how epic that gas station was.
the tickety tickety ghetto "music" really set the mood in the hood version, it always seems like its just playing out of thin air everywhere you go where there are a lot of hood folks...and in the background of every tv commercial during nfl or nba games.😂😂
Buc-ees is the absolute best self service station imagined. 100 pumps, no waiting, attendants keeping it organized and in perfect service. If I don't go in the stop takes 4 minutes tops. QT or Sheets is good too but smaller. If I do it is crowded but clean and fast. Even the restroom manager and staff make big money so they take their jobs seriously. As to The Hood...that Citco pump was far too nice. The screens weren't broken l, sun aged to unreadable or scratched with a pocket knife. None of the pumps had a paper sign taped to them. Add about 5 more cars with doors open blasting music, a couple panhandlers walking through the scene......and you forgot the carjacker while he was pumping. He didn't demand a plastic bag for his drink bottle, then throw it on the pavement as he was exiting the broken door. The beer, tobacco and lotto store with liquor store beside was however dead on for urban Georgia. Add a fireworks barn or trailer it would be perfection.
@@MLHJ07 It's not your fault. Not truck drivers have a much more casual relationship with the pump because they don't spend 500 plus dollars at one everyday. We also have to pay extra fuel taxes to every state we drive through which is a lot. And yet... "Four wheelers" still think they own the road. 😂
In Memphis, an empty pump at ‘The Krogers’ is like a parking space in Manhattan. You have to sit in your car & look at your phone until there are at least 2 cars behind waiting to pay. Then go to the window to pay, get back in your car while it pumps $10, slowly get out letting an empty box of Black & Tans & a Twisted Tea bottle fall to the ground, wipe your windshield, remove the nozzle, pull the receipt & throw it on the ground, start your car, sync your phone, adjust your seat then pull away.
Spot on, as always! The only thing I would add is the shady guy appearing out of nowhere to beg for money, and the time it takes to pump gas. The gas stations with the slowest pumps in the world are either A) any gas station you stop at when you're already running late and B) gas stations in the hood late at night. Realistically, that $6 should have taken 10 minutes to pump... while the shady beggar stares at you from 3 feet away after you already told him you don't have any spare change 😂
Suburb dude looked like he was heading to Chapel Hill for the UNC game Hood dude looked like he was heading to Charlotte for the rap concert....at the Bo Jangles Arena
Very accurate. You forgot to have a intense heated conversation on speakerphone about how someone wronged you. Gotta hold your brand new $1200 phone up in front of your face so you can talk into it better.
There were a few missing bits. Suburbs: Pump hoggers vying for gas pumps and parking wide to block others. Hood: Cashier behind bullet resistant glass, and soda dispensed through security drawer. Oh! my bad, forgot. Hood: Adults loitering outside with some seating on BMX bikes.
Man I'm just impressed by that Good looking and running Ford Tempo. My aunt had one when I was in High School and that was the only brand new, best car I got to drive for a few years; whenr my closest cousin and I would go to the Movie theater, every weekend. As miserable a car as it is teased for being, that car was awesome to me for those few years
Buc-ees are great! I had never been to one before until this year when I traveled down to Florida for work. They don't have those in Illinois where I'm from.
I checked out the employment section to see what they were doing differently since my old boss came back RAVING about the one(s) she visited. Company sounded like a cult ("If you believe what we believe...") and they don't give their employees real breaks or places to sit. They get "moments". 😑 The more I read, the more horrible the rabbit hole went. They tend to open their establishments in states with less employee rights.
While tapping the nozzle was a nice touch, what you really gotta do is lift up the hose that's drooping and elevate it above your filler neck, there's a fair amount trapped in there.
As a former convenience store clerk, the only thing you left out was asking for a bag for your one item, then immediately throwing it on the ground outside.
😂
Pulling in with his window rolled all the way down, though ❌️❌️❌️
If I carried it to the register, I can carry it to my truck
As someone who doesn't care, I didn't ask 😂
😂😂😂
Opening all of the doors, with the music blaring- that was on point.
So insanely lame
With the temp tags. 😂
@@Nick-Nastyhe wasn’t trying to be cool, which is the problem with people like you who if he was lame by attempt, implies he cared to make an attempt to look cool in your opinion, which just isn’t the case. Perhaps mind your own fuckin business on what people do lol?
Almost perfect accept the Ford Tempo should have had 3 20” rims and 1 doughnut tire 🤣. Nice vid
I don't see any bars on the windows of the gas station or divider keeping customers away from the cashier either
😅😅😅😅😅
And just those 3 rims were worth more then the car
Eh... even if it isn't quite "authentic," I still appreciate seeing a Ford Tempo that hasn't been completely bastardized.
@@elementalist1984or everything locked away so the clerk has to get it for the customer. Or the gun shots in the background. The needles spread throughout the parking lot. The druggies sleeping on the sidewalk.
The fact that the tempo mirrors are VIBRATING means that even if the sound was dubbed in afterwards, Marshall was still absolutely BLASTING it at the pump. PERFECT
yeap. rollin and bump it till the wheels fall off
I noticed that too.... That was just the car's natural Tempo. It shakes like that even when there isn't any music.
just the engine running and the mounts for the mirrors are old and worn out (probably did that when new too, I mean..it's a ford after all)
Whatchu talkin bout DUB? Ain’t nobody dub nuthin.
My question is how is a tempo still alive mine didn't last 5 years
You forgot: Having to keep your head on a swivel, the person that walks up and asks for change, and the jammed pack full of knockoff crap inside that you can barely see the clerk.
True
Notice when he's walking into the store, he tucks in his chain.
That tight-ass cardigan is killing me.
He thinks He's Cool.
Looks mighty spiffy to me my good sir.
Didn't even get a second look in the 'burbs. :)
Pull over.
@@Agent1Wnope. It’s a cardigan buttoned up.
I'm just ASTONISHED you found a Ford Tempo with a functional transmission!!!
I’m amazed by this car every time I drive it! It really does run great for the age!
If you get rid of it tell me , I’m in GA too I dig that aesthetic
@@MarshallPatrick the burgundy interior is just chef's kiss
….and intact motor mounts
@@MarshallPatrick I worked in a junkyard in the mid 90's. Tempo motors ran forever! Transmissions? We had a waiting list!
I like that he's got a "The Club" steering wheel lock and wheel immobilizer for his 1994 Ford Tempo.
period correct sir. AS SEEN ON TV, never be left stranded with a stolen car again atleast until your old senile infomercial self misplaces said key anyhoo
With a cold air intake 😂
Don't think for a second a ninja won't steal that shit.
I seen a lot of "Clubs" in Hyundais and KIAs recently.
If my eyes don't deceive me, that was a HyperTough wheel lock.
As a New Jerseyan we can’t be trusted to touch the complicated and dangerous gasoline nozzle so I have no idea what none of this means
Yeah so bad that your government needs a person to fill it up for you.
New Jersey is like Oregon then. I thought Oregon was the only state my whole
You’re telling me for 40 years…
@@donotrobme9295Oregon actually just undid that last year, thank goodness. It was WAY too weird not being allowed to for someone from out of state. (Oregon house bill 2426)
Must be run by liberals
As a New Jerseyan, I sat at the pump getting angry the first time I drove to PA. I had no idea...
Very glad we don't have to pump our own gas. It provides jobs- plus it is a nice perk.
Lmao i died when he said " you only left me $6 for gas lmao" the buy scratch offs when your dead ass broke is so accurate
The police sirens were at such a perfect "in the background" volume that I though they were actually outside.......... as in not in the video, lmfao
I leaned to look out my window.
Your ability to play two different characters so well is amazing! You sir have my standing ovation.
Absolutely love that your "suburb" gas station is a Buc-ee's
I've never been to one it looks a super market
Yeah. They definitely are stuck up assholes compared to regular gas stations 😂
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 It's like if Disneyland had a gas station. There's a Buc-ee Beaver mascot walking around, tons of random gimmicky and practical things to buy, more food and drinks than you can imagine, and the cleanest, nicest bathrooms you'll ever see at a gas station. There are also over 100 pumps at most locations (no, I'm not embellishing). It's crazy.
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 Buc-ee's is WILD. You owe yourself a trip. You need gas? Buc-ee's. You want some super good hot sauce? Buc-ee's. Need a deer stand? Buc-ee's. Want some BBQ that has no right to be as good as it is? Buc-ee's. Need all of these things at 3:45 AM on a Tuesday? Buc-ee's.
I live in the Burbs and my Gas Station is a Buc-ee’s. I be getting their clubs Sammie’s for lunch on the reg.
😂😂 I feel like I should be offended but this shit too real!!😂😂
Fr because the big popcan boxes is so true 😂
A bhoclate bhip bookie?
😂😂
😢😅😊 I thought I hit him, but I did not know he was gonna do all of that lol
if the shoe fits
‘He don’t know me?’ is horrific accuracy. 💀😂
The Ford Tempo might be my favorite character on this channel…..every time he shows up something is about to go down.
I already know what's going down, or UP(like engine temps). True story about that btw as a former Ford Tempo owner.
Witnessing the softness of the rocking motion in that Tempo suspension almost put me to sleep.
Both myself and sister got our licenses with this car and I feel so old now
It just floats and glides down the road!
@@MarshallPatrick Thats great, muh pops had one. exactly like this. plush burgundy velour fit for a countryside tour!
Ya Mamma Push the Tempo!
@@MarshallPatrick The Tempo really is the height of automotive engineering.
I could never get over while driving in Texas, how I'd see a giant billboard for Buc-ee's that would state the next one was only 120+ miles away.
Hell, in Texas, that's just the next county over.
In Texas we measure travel time in hours, not miles.
I mean, anything under 100 is close...... and also sometimes its worth knowing "hell in 2 hrs we'll stop at buccees and stretch our legs"
Just visited Texas, went to buc-ee’s and was not disappointed. Even though it was only 30 mins away, I still went late at night to bring home some snacks for the wife and kids.
That's just to get to the other side of Houston.
You do such a good job at looking like both demographics of people.
I bet somewhere in himself he is both of these dudes.
The grape soda tells a story, without saying a word.
Right. Fucking....
Why is grape soda only sold on the hood it bern that way for 50 years malted beer and grape soda
Grape soda is fantastic. Fuck the stigma.
I got a headache after drinking a bottle when I was 8 pr 9 years old and haven't had the appetite for ones in the last 66 years
Great video. 😂 As a former convenience store night manager, you left out the 20 minutes of lottery tickets right at close. Then as you lock up the store walking to your vehicle, they are yelling at you because they have tickets to cash in. The garbage was a nice touch. You only missed having two or three old coffee spilled all over the ground and trash can. 😭😭😂😎
I was over night manager at a 7 eleven and circle K. All that was missing was some wannabes stealing a 24 pack of bud light
Seems the sketchier the neighborhood, the more trash on the ground and the more lottery and cigarettes and beer trash is seen. One store I went to had damn used diapers on the ground. There was literally a trash can five feet away and that lazy mofo just dropped it on the ground.
Haven’t seen a 90s tempo in that good of shape since the 90s what a gem
The pasty blue cardigan is perfect! 😂
As a former person at the gas station in the hood you forgot hotboxin’ at the pump and not buying anything. All night into the morning. Then going to work….at the gas station. And sleeping through the whole day.
I normally don’t like these stereotype videos but idk how u played both parts so accurately & absolutely killed it with the ford tempo 😂😂😂 I am 💀
Other than the fact that you put too much gas in the tempo, if the low gas light ain't on it ain't the ghetto, and that you were looking down and not paying attention, it was spot on. Head always on a swivel, or you going be running them pockets.
Dude 1 time i went to a gas station in oakland at 3am and it was literally like a car and rap show. Lowriders and everyone raging. Never forgot how epic that gas station was.
the tickety tickety ghetto "music" really set the mood in the hood version, it always seems like its just playing out of thin air everywhere you go where there are a lot of hood folks...and in the background of every tv commercial during nfl or nba games.😂😂
Oh Lordy, the car garbage clean out had me rolling!
Man was in Texas and Georgia for a 7-minute video. The dedication 👏
They've got some Buc-ees in Georgia too.
@InfiniteRadiiEdge they have two.
That was the Buc-ee's in Fort Valley GA. This video sums up Fort Valley perfectly actually...
You forgot the guy sitting there with his lexus asking if you got any change...
Wait other people have experienced that!?😂
@@collettesmith4421you'd be surprised how many scams there are
@@collettesmith4421So many of us have.
Gotta love the old "cop not licker fords" Those seat belts saved lives! Iconic and ironically perfect.
Buc-ees is the absolute best self service station imagined. 100 pumps, no waiting, attendants keeping it organized and in perfect service. If I don't go in the stop takes 4 minutes tops. QT or Sheets is good too but smaller.
If I do it is crowded but clean and fast. Even the restroom manager and staff make big money so they take their jobs seriously.
As to The Hood...that Citco pump was far too nice. The screens weren't broken l, sun aged to unreadable or scratched with a pocket knife. None of the pumps had a paper sign taped to them.
Add about 5 more cars with doors open blasting music, a couple panhandlers walking through the scene......and you forgot the carjacker while he was pumping.
He didn't demand a plastic bag for his drink bottle, then throw it on the pavement as he was exiting the broken door.
The beer, tobacco and lotto store with liquor store beside was however dead on for urban Georgia. Add a fireworks barn or trailer it would be perfection.
I love the detail of the temp tag
1995 Ford Tempo..the ULTIMATE hood car!
As a truck driver. Im annoyed that both versions left their car parked blocking the fuel island.
Why is this the first time I've seen someone use the phrase "fuel island"?
@@MLHJ07 It's not your fault. Not truck drivers have a much more casual relationship with the pump because they don't spend 500 plus dollars at one everyday. We also have to pay extra fuel taxes to every state we drive through which is a lot. And yet... "Four wheelers" still think they own the road. 😂
The talking to yourself out loud for no reason that’s what got me lol
This is a cinematic masterpiece
I love how the tempo still has it’s tempo(rary) tag
Oh I missed that detail
LMAO it’s always the people who are probably part of the reason you’re trying to close early that’s gonna ask “why you tryina close early”
I love the extra security for an 87 Ford Tempo. 😂
The hood version is spot on!
The dedication of this man 🙏🙏🙏 getting 2 cars just for this skit
I mean, he probably found the Tempo just sitting on the side if the road with the keys in it. People don't sell those things, they just hand them off.
OMG!! The way he pulled up with the ford 💀 😂
Best part.
As someone that drove a 93 tempo in the early 2000s. These videos make me want to find one so bad. So jealous of the tempo
This the realest shit I've seen in a while my boy! 💯
Marshall is a man who truly loves the tempo
20 year gas hauler here.
Can confirm.
All I know is that little old Tempo is very straight and clean for its age. Don't see those anymore
The buttons on that cardigan are impressively strong.
Are we just gonna forget about the dude bringing back leisure suits at 6:24? Haha
Stylin'
That was a nice touch filling the trash can from every other store the pass werk
In Memphis, an empty pump at ‘The Krogers’ is like a parking space in Manhattan. You have to sit in your car & look at your phone until there are at least 2 cars behind waiting to pay. Then go to the window to pay, get back in your car while it pumps $10, slowly get out letting an empty box of Black & Tans & a Twisted Tea bottle fall to the ground, wipe your windshield, remove the nozzle, pull the receipt & throw it on the ground, start your car, sync your phone, adjust your seat then pull away.
Spot on, as always! The only thing I would add is the shady guy appearing out of nowhere to beg for money, and the time it takes to pump gas. The gas stations with the slowest pumps in the world are either A) any gas station you stop at when you're already running late and B) gas stations in the hood late at night. Realistically, that $6 should have taken 10 minutes to pump... while the shady beggar stares at you from 3 feet away after you already told him you don't have any spare change 😂
That Tempo scene is so stressful LMAOOOOO, motorized seatbelts 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know who he really is😂😂😭😂🤣 He does them both so well lol. Dorky by day, ghetto at night😂😂😂😂
I ve never seen or heard anyone turn off the damn stereo. Everyrhings on point though 😂
Suburb dude looked like he was heading to Chapel Hill for the UNC game
Hood dude looked like he was heading to Charlotte for the rap concert....at the Bo Jangles Arena
That trunk rattle was spot on😂😂
The Tempo is the true star of this video. Did the Tempo ever get its turbo?
“Lemme get uuhhh…” 😂😂
That’s gotta be the cleanest Ford Tempo I’ve seen
😂😂😂 the sire in the background. And it’s night.
The damn side view mirror shaking and trunk rattling 😂
Paper plates at 6:13! Marshall making the extra effort to get all the details right for this skit!
Your videos are always on point!!!!
The police sirens is nice touch
I like to think the last few drops he forced out at the hood station will get him an extra 4 feet when his gas tank inevitably runs out
Spot on!😂 You shoulda hit the Jet Foods in downtown Eatonton though! Love it! Keep up the awesome work!!!👍
I haven't seen a Tempo since 1991 when ours caught fire in the driveway. Ahhh nostalgia 😂
Very accurate. You forgot to have a intense heated conversation on speakerphone about how someone wronged you. Gotta hold your brand new $1200 phone up in front of your face so you can talk into it better.
The constant siren is so accurate
"Use other door." Is also a common tag.
There were a few missing bits. Suburbs: Pump hoggers vying for gas pumps and parking wide to block others. Hood: Cashier behind bullet resistant glass, and soda dispensed through security drawer. Oh! my bad, forgot. Hood: Adults loitering outside with some seating on BMX bikes.
🤣🤣🤣 I share this ninja with all the 1 persons I know with a sense of humor
Man I'm just impressed by that Good looking and running Ford Tempo. My aunt had one when I was in High School and that was the only brand new, best car I got to drive for a few years; whenr my closest cousin and I would go to the Movie theater, every weekend.
As miserable a car as it is teased for being, that car was awesome to me for those few years
Yooooo. 😂idk what the general consensus is, but I LOVE the longer form videos. Awesome work bro👍
That sweatervest tho😂 I'm surprised he didn't have a Starbucks too.
Ahhh the Ford Tempo!! This shot nostalgia right at me!
damnit Patrick, your videos never cease to amuse.
Club on the tempo love it!
I do that shake of the gas nozzle every time!!!
I watched it too the end just for you Mr. Patric. We will succeed we will. Milwaukee everything except Makita corded grinder
Wow that Ford Tempo brings back memories. Best car i ever had 😂
Funny shit as always brother.
The dollar general bag in the hood was a nice touch 😂
That Ford was the same colors both interior and exterior as my 1990 Honda Accord Lx, I miss that car.
Bruh you are hilarious 😂😂😂
Buc-ees are great! I had never been to one before until this year when I traveled down to Florida for work. They don't have those in Illinois where I'm from.
I checked out the employment section to see what they were doing differently since my old boss came back RAVING about the one(s) she visited. Company sounded like a cult ("If you believe what we believe...") and they don't give their employees real breaks or places to sit. They get "moments". 😑 The more I read, the more horrible the rabbit hole went. They tend to open their establishments in states with less employee rights.
Ironically that is a really nice Ford Tempo
LMAO you fit both parts perfectly
I had a Ford Tempo as well with red interior and all but without the automatic seat belts. It was my first car. Had a lot of good times with that car!
Love the sweater😂
I’ve been in both positions. It’s nice filling up now.
This had me laughing from the first second. Damn
From Birmingham in this shit is right on point!
Holy shit! Is that a Ford tempo!?! I thought those all died years ago
I've got 3 in west ATL
@@eugenelbillings4743 nice
While tapping the nozzle was a nice touch, what you really gotta do is lift up the hose that's drooping and elevate it above your filler neck, there's a fair amount trapped in there.
Rocking the Ford Tempo! Nice!
The trash cans by the pumps are always filled with beer cans too 😂