Reservoir Dogs (1992) - Commode Story (Part 1)

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  • @Thegamer89Bond
    @Thegamer89Bond 3 роки тому +86

    Tim Roth playing as an undercover cop in this scene is so amazing!!

  • @moenine5348
    @moenine5348 4 роки тому +128

    this is what I call art

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam Рік тому +23

    This entire scene is perfect. I love this. Right away he thinks he can't do it, then in the next scene he just goes with it and really gets into character. The small details are what sells this though, because he's absolutely right. Tim Roth is awesome in this movie.
    *"You can tell a joke, can't you?"*
    *"No..."*
    I don't know why but this makes me laugh later on. 2:57 Lmao

  • @fugyaself2133
    @fugyaself2133 4 роки тому +45

    This was a very bad situation. Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin - smokin the wood in their pipes for months

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 2 роки тому +12

    Younger Andy Barclay - What's the commode story?
    Ross Y. Stewart - It's a scene. Memorize it.
    Det. James L. Anderson - A what?
    Ross Y. Stewart - Undercover cops gotta be Brando. To do this job you gotta be a great actor, naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell If you're a bad actor, that's bullcrap in this job.
    Younger Andy Barclay What is this?
    Ross Y. Stewart That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a job.
    Det. James L. Anderson I gotta memorize all this? There's four pages of this stuff
    Ross Y. StewartnThink about it like it's a joke. Memorize what's important. The rest you make your own. You can tell a joke, can't you
    Younger Andy Barclay No
    Ross Y. Stewart Well, pretend you're Don Rickles... and tell a joke, all right? The things you gotta remember are the details. The details sell your story. This particular story takes place in a men's room. You gotta know all the details-- whether they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands. You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not. You gotta know if they got liquid soap or that pink, granulated stuff... they used in high school. You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks... if some nasty, lowlife, scrum-ridden little brother... sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. What you gotta do is take all them details and make 'em your own. While you're doing that, remember that this story is about you... and how you perceived the events that went down. The only way to do that... My Sweet Child is keep sayin' it... and sayin' it and sayin' it.
    Det. James L. Anderson This is during the L.A. marijuana drought, 1986. I still had a connection, which was insane 'cause... you couldn't get any weed anywhere then. Anyway, I had a connection with this hippie chick in Santa Cruz... and all my friends knew it. They call me and say, "Hey, James Or Axel--" (Bleep) I say, "Hey, dude. You gettin' some? Can you get some for me too?" They knew I still smoked, so they asked me to buy some for them. It got to be-- Every time I bought some weed I was buyin' for four or five people. Finally I said, forget all this I'm makin' this girl rich. She didn't even have to meet these people. I was doing all the work.
    Younger Andy Barclay That got to be a pain in the butt, people calling all the time. I couldn't even rent a tape without six interruptions. "When's the next time you're gettin' some?" I'm tryin' to watch The Lost Boys. When I get some, I'll call you." Then these rink-a-dink potheads come by. They're my friends and everything, but still-- I got it laid out in 60-dollar bags, they don't want 60 dollars worth. They want ten dollars' worth, and breaking it up wasn't easy. I don't even know what ten dollars' worth looks like. I don't even know what ten dollars' worth looks like.

  • @dothebartman9156
    @dothebartman9156 5 місяців тому +5

    Roth is great but tbh in the part when he speaks in front of the grafitti walls his British trying to be American accent kind of transforms into Irish lol

  • @markoutwithmark
    @markoutwithmark Рік тому +10

    The idea of a marijuana drought happening these days cracks me up. I've got 4 dispensaries in my town alone now.

    • @chileanc3276
      @chileanc3276 11 місяців тому +3

      4? where you livin? there’s like 15-20 in hamilton

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson1952 4 місяці тому +2

    As an old soul person for 1992, I get the chills of this scene.

  • @tiaaaron3278
    @tiaaaron3278 5 місяців тому +1

    I love that he progressively gets more and more in character till he's fully embraced it by the time he's in front of Joe and co.

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 Місяць тому +2

    People at bars tell commode stories. People lie at bars to fit in.

  • @mustafaersoy2170
    @mustafaersoy2170 Рік тому +8

    yeap, this is how I prepare for job interviews.

  • @brettwillis6247
    @brettwillis6247 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm not an actor but I read it's hard to become an good actor , Tim Roth did great on the street painted stage remembering the lines and practicing it in his own words

  • @Bobafettuccine3541
    @Bobafettuccine3541 Рік тому +8

    Pretty sure Marlon Brando couldn't remember his lines

  • @slurmsmckenzie.
    @slurmsmckenzie. Рік тому +13

    I like how they show this dude is a square he liked comics when it was lame lol

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 Рік тому +8

    1:46
    Silver Surfer and Kamikaze Cowboy Posters

  • @Thatshowitsdone619
    @Thatshowitsdone619 2 роки тому +13

    And soon as he said he doesn't even know what a $10 bag looks like was dead giveaway! EVERY pot head or dealer knows exactly what a "nickel" and "dime" look like! That's like saying you don't remember the 9th grade! 😂🤣

  • @Arlo-s6f
    @Arlo-s6f Місяць тому +1

    N: I meab she was beautiful, absolutely gorgeous, a Brazilian woman maybe Ecuadorian but she spoke no English, not a lick. She comes out, screaming, I mean just screaming at the t0p of her lungs, "¡Hijo! ¡¡¡Hijo!!!" because she thought her son had just been in a drone taxi accident.
    F: Oh sh*t
    N: Turns out, it was a delivery drone, for Marquez' pizza
    F: oh my God...
    N: Yeah we got her to calm down when she discovered there were olives and bell peppers in the debris field

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 5 років тому +25

    - What's the commode story?
    - It's a scene. Memorize it.
    - A what?
    - Undercover cops gotta be Brando.
    To do this job you gotta be
    a great actor, naturalistic.
    You gotta be naturalistic as hell.
    If you're a bad actor,
    that's bullshit in this job.
    What is this?
    That's an amusing anecdote
    about a drug deal.
    Something funny that happened to you
    while you were doing a job.
    I gotta memorize all this?
    There's four pages of this shit.
    Think about it like it's a joke.
    Memorize what's important.
    The rest you make your own.
    You can tell a joke,
    can't you?
    Well, pretend you're Don Rickles...
    and tell a joke, all right?
    The things you gotta remember
    are the details.
    The details sell your story.
    This particular story
    takes place in a men's room.
    You gotta know
    all the details--
    whether they got paper towels
    or a blower to dry your hands.
    You gotta know if the stalls
    ain't got no doors or not.
    You gotta know if they got liquid soap
    or that pink, granulated shit...
    they used in high school.
    You gotta know if they got
    hot water or not, if it stinks...
    if some nasty, lowlife,
    scum-ridden motherfucker...
    sprayed diarrhea
    all over one of the bowls.
    You gotta know every detail
    there is to know about this commode.
    What you gotta do is take
    all them details and make 'em your own.
    While you're doing that, remember
    that this story is about you...
    and how you perceived
    the events that went down.
    The only way to do that...
    is keep sayin' it...
    and sayin' it and sayin' it.
    This is during
    the L.A. marijuana drought, 1986.
    I still had a connection,
    which was insane 'cause...
    you couldn't get any weed
    anywhere then.
    Anyway, I had a connection with
    this hippie chick in Santa Cruz...
    and all my friends knew it.
    They call me and say,
    "Hey, Freddy--"
    I say, "Hey, dude.
    You gettin' some?
    Can you get some for me too?"
    They knew I still smoked,
    so they asked me to buy some for them.
    It got to be--
    Every time I bought some weed
    I was buyin' for four or five people.
    Finally I said, fuck this shit.
    I'm makin' this bitch rich.
    She didn't even have to
    meet these people.
    I was doing all the work.
    That got to be a pain in the ass,
    people calling all the time.
    I couldn't even rent a tape
    without six fuckin' interruptions.
    "When's the next time
    you're gettin' some?"
    "Motherfucker, I'm tryin'
    to watch The Lost Boys.
    When I get some,
    I'll call you."
    Then these rink-a-dink
    potheads come by.
    They're my friends and everything,
    but still--
    I got it laid out in 60-dollar bags,
    they don't want 60 dollars worth.
    They want ten dollars' worth,
    and breaking it up wasn't easy.
    I don't even know
    what ten dollars' worth looks like.

    • @thejackandtomshow2776
      @thejackandtomshow2776 4 роки тому +7

      That’s commitment.

    • @lucyhowarth1193
      @lucyhowarth1193 4 роки тому +8

      That Jim didn't care about Freddy safety he wasn't risking his own saftey at all it was all about getting Joe Cabot. I say that Larry aka Mr White cared for Freddy a hell of lot more

    • @robsmith961
      @robsmith961 3 роки тому +3

      It ain't a REAL men's bathroom unless the stalls do not have doors in them.

  • @TheApache141
    @TheApache141 4 дні тому

    If u don’t recon give that building in the back u gotta get outta here

  • @mschored487
    @mschored487 Рік тому +3

    Lol Roth is one of the few Brits who can't do a good American accent

  • @therainmaker8448
    @therainmaker8448 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks guys and girls..

  • @teddingtonbear3265
    @teddingtonbear3265 2 роки тому +3

    I can see why this is 2 parts

  • @DansChan995
    @DansChan995 2 місяці тому

    Where is the scene at 2:50? Is that some known site in LA?

  • @dr.roberts4508
    @dr.roberts4508 8 місяців тому +2

    Don Rickles

  • @Arlo-s6f
    @Arlo-s6f Місяць тому

    N: I mean she was gorgeous, the type of woman you'd have let out after rush hour to prevent rubber-necking, but she was my professor.
    F: Really?
    N: Yeah, Mr. Chin and I'm not lying when I said she was gorgeous, I found out she was in a beautiy pagent and her talent was playing the cello, I told her that that is like putting a aftermarket spoiler on a Ferrari Enzo.
    F: hahaha
    N: Yeah so my college has a strict policy, can't date students and vice versa...
    F: So what'd you do?
    N: Man, I dropped 0ut!
    F: Oh sh*t😯😣😏

  • @greenwoodsbiggestfan
    @greenwoodsbiggestfan 7 місяців тому +2

    whewww he's so fine

  • @StreetHierarchy
    @StreetHierarchy 2 роки тому +2

    Yo what is the poster next to the Silver Surfer poster?

  • @muse8753
    @muse8753 Рік тому

    😎🇺🇸DEA

  • @Yeomannn
    @Yeomannn 6 місяців тому

    Roth's acting was terrible in this movie.

  • @wexfordrob
    @wexfordrob 3 роки тому +7

    Terrible acting by roth

    • @pharmacywave404
      @pharmacywave404 3 роки тому

      In the whole movie or this part of the movie?

    • @maskedmovieman4303
      @maskedmovieman4303 3 роки тому +57

      Tim Roth is one of the best actors of all time and his portrayal of Mr. Orange is one of the best performances of all time. Obvious troll is obvious.

    • @hollisfortune8791
      @hollisfortune8791 3 роки тому

      ?????????????????

    • @Victor_Victory
      @Victor_Victory 2 роки тому +3

      Worst actor in this film. 0 acting skills.

    • @knickknackpattywack
      @knickknackpattywack Рік тому +3

      I must try the drugs you're on they seem like a great escape from reality 😂

  • @chaoctic7278
    @chaoctic7278 2 місяці тому +1

    Anyone else think his accent is kinda bad? I mean where is that supposed to be from.