Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- And them's the facts. Perchance
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Reddit meme essay paper about "Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man". Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
Maybe you'll check out these links of the author themself? Perchance
Phil Jamesson's UA-cam Channel - ua-cam.com/users/philjamesson
Phil Jamesson's Original Twitter Post - twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1494724904129859588
Phil Jamesson's Follow-Up Video - ua-cam.com/video/qxuPnBJCTM4/v-deo.html
If I Type something extravagant in a word document would you read it.
jeaney: Keep it up, baby!
Okay
And them's the facts
Phil's the best 👏
And them's the facts. Perchance
FACTS
You can’t just say Perchance
Jeaney you can’t say perchance
you’re going to detention for this
@@DrDunsparce perchance you actually can.
facc
I love how most of the teachers notes are not even critiques. They are just genuinely confused
900 phycic damege +confusion debuff
@@EIizabeth8626 Item name: Paper Mario
Confuse the opposition
Perchance.
Perchance…
I love how the teacher said "stop" to an already written doc
It was his body telling his brain to stop reading
@@user-hp7kk4gq6tdisco elysium type shit
I love how the phrase “stomping turtles” slowly gets worse and worse. Perchance.
You can’t just say perchance!!!!
@@askgoverntale2298Perchance.
@@askgoverntale2298Are you able to say perchance? A lifekind. Perchance.
“Crushing turtles”
“Crushing turts”
“Stomping a turty”
And of course, the most cursed variation of all…
“Stomping…KOOPAS”
stolen comment
I love how the teacher just repeatedly scribbled out "stomp a turty." You can see them reaching their breaking point as they read that line.
I love the devolution of the teacher's state of mind as the student keeps bringing up turt crushing.
First time: "To save the princess? Also, gross"
Second time: "stop"
Third time: **Repeatedly crosses it out like a madman**
I don't know why but I find the phrase "stomp a turty" extremely funny
As someone who constantly scribbles out all my mistakes even more than that, I'm not sure what to think about that conclusion.
@@VileFGC it sounds like some level 7 jazz harmony type euphemism
Also how they were patient with the first "perchance" and only gave it 1 strikethrough but multiple by the 2nd "perchance"
"You can't just say Perchance."
"I didn't say it, I declared it."
Underrated.
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"you can't just say perchance" runs through my brain every time I write an essay. I don't even use the word but it helps me keep myself from just adding phrases that don't add anything to the essay. so, in a way, Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man has helped me get better grades on essays
Perchance someday you will use the word.
@@SavageJarJarperchance so, perchance not
You should try to describe stuff more formally or longer or specific in essays, so that you get more length
I like how this is actually somewhat understandable when you think about it. Mario is a well known figure, but his motivations for killing turtles are unclear since it's not strictly necessary to kill all the "enemies" to save Peach. Especially the turtles which are really just minding their own business. So it's not as straightforward as you might think. And presumably Kant's philosophy was a topic of the class, so he's applying that idea to Mario--his catchphrase "let's-a-go" reflects his worldview of carefree gumption, which is expressed when he kills turtles without thought. And the third paragraph is where it actually gets interesting. His point is that we think Mario is a hero for risking his life, but to Mario, life is really just money. And he's so rich that he's basically become immortal. So can we really call him a hero if he's so privileged? Food for thought. Perchance.
Koopa Troopas aren't as harmless as you're making them out to be though. They still damage Mario on contact after all. Also, Hammer Bros are Koopas and they actively attack Mario. Not to mention variants like Buzzy Beetle and Spike Tops... that are technically still Koopas. All these enemies are turtles.
@@johndoe9343 take it up with the guy who wrote the essay 😂 I'm just summarizing his paper
That was an incredible analysis ngl
@@johndoe9343the koopas just have spiky backs
@@johndoe9343they only damage Mario when Mario makes the active choice (or mistake) to touch the turts. Should Mario avoid them, Mario takes no damage. The turts do not chase Mario. Perchance. Can the turts be classified as malicious or evil for mere existence? Do you blame and kill a porcupine for quilling a person trying to touch it?
i love how the teacher doesn't comment on "stomp a turty" and just furiously scribbles it out
Perchance.
It's as if the student has studied the likes and dislikes of this teacher and wrote the most infuriating essay imaginable for him. Like the first time he mentioned crushing turtles the teacher still tried to make an argument, the second time he just begs him to stop until it has to be assumed the teacher descended into madness upon reading it the third time.
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it's interesting, innit. perchance
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I love how he goes from "crushing turtles" to "crushing turts" to "stomp a turty". Perchance.
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@@lunalgaleo1991 perchance
@@theamazinggamerperson3474 perchance
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@@_ALONE4EVER_ perchance
I love the second perchance. As if he already knew the reaction to the first one so he just added another one to the end for maximum frustration.
HAHAH
This is a comedic masterpiece. It feels like the author was trying to convey an actual concept that none of us will ever be equipped to understand. The only essay that's so bad it's good. Perchance
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@@user-pp6pr5fg8w yes we can. Perchance.
Student: Crushes his midterm paper
Teacher: Presses F to pay respect
Crushed that midterm like Mario crushes turtles. Perchance.
But would that be F the letter or F the idea? Perchance
@@MegaManXPoweredUp *turts
He stomped it harder than Mario stomps a turty. Perchance.
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I love how “Keep it up, baby!” isn’t even a quote it’s just a statement. Perchance.
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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE
@@catoyoutube but I can. Perchance
@@pongopower218 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE
0:06 the way he has to uncover that date format, ouch.
In a lot of places it’s day month year. Which makes a lot more sense god I fucking hate living in america
"Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" is such a sick title ngl. Perchance.
Considering this is midterm I like to think this guy realized there was no way he was going to pass this class and decided to go out in a blaze of glory.
@crunchyorange you can't just say perchance
@@craftwork9678 STOP
@@omgsam7185 they don’t need to. Perchance
He went out like a hero.Perchance.
or a villian if you're the teacher. Perchance.
The "Perchance" at the end almost killed me.
No seriously, I almost choked on my food. I could have died there, because of a Philosophy midterm about Mario. Isn't that crazy to think about? Perchance.
I agree. Perchance.
You actually used Perchance correctly there! Well done! Perchance.
Death smells of grungleberries. Perchance
It's fake
Pechance to you too, good sir.
This is an absolute legend, he deserved an A+. Perchance.
You can’t just say “perchance”
@@gladoseon4117 Yes I can. Perchance.
Ruined em 69 likes
@@Whatdadogdoing-ph3ev by perchance, can't you give me a reason on why you just say "perchance" with no context?
@@Lo-SirBecause it's fun. Perchance.
I just laugh so much everytime at the random disconnected "The Lifekind" bit.
It's the most underrated line by far! Perchance.
The more I've watched this, the more sense it actually makes - Mario, the idea, is an ideal, chivalrous character who risks his life daily. But once you examine Mario, the man, you realize he actually risks very little, since lives are simply a store of value, and he's rich.
Perchance.
"perchance, the most dangerous man is the one who has nothing to lose"
So it's simply another case of Ludonarrative dissonance?
@@dutch_asocialite It always was. Those bricks are all citizens of mushroom kingdom who were transformed via spell. Curse?
...perchance.
Now I get it
And thus, the only thing he risks is money
That was not a bad grade, the teacher was merely paying respects for this piece of art we call a "philosophy paper".
Filosofy perchance?
@@andyandy2498 | Perchance.
Can you even grade work that was handed in with an F?
Especially such masterfully done work?
Perchance.
@Don't read profile photo ok I won't then ￣へ￣
@Don't read profile photo Not falling for that bucko.
It's funny because I feel the thought process behind the "Perchance.". I think he just asked a friend for tips, and his friend was like "well you can use advanced and sophisticated words, like Perchance, and that will give the corrector a good feel with you.
And he didn't even Google what the word Perchance meant.
wouldn't perchance just mean perhaps? seems pretty self-explanatory to me
The lifekind
i like how the teacer knows enough about mario to question the “keep it up baby” line
This man is on to something. Mario doesn't HAVE to kill goombas or koopas. He can simply avoid them.
We doing a genocide run today cus the pacificist route is too slow.
Violence…don’t do it…
@@YaBoiAshX (i know this is a joke, but ironically, the genocide route is way longer and emptier than the pacifist route. i forgot to add context for what game this is but its funnier that way)
Why does this one comment have more coherency than the essay
I think a guy named "Minus 8" animated the pacific route of Super Mario, but I don't think it's as good for childhood memories as opposed to the slaughter all without questions route.
I like how he _kind of_ starts to make a point in the third paragraph, and the teacher's comments almost get more curious like they want to see where he's going with it...and then it's just ruined.
What do you mean? It got even better if anything!
@Miriam Svenson Yeah he basically needed to keep going, maybe could have gotten a D, A C if he really tried there, maybe second draft could have been better
but his point was completely unrelated to the question
The lifekind. Perchance.
He just needed to keep going about how Mario's in a convenient position to risk his life while the turtles he crushes are the real heroes putting their life on the line for their cause, maybe would've gotten a D
i love how he went from "gross" to "sstop" and then to just crossing out the stomping turtys. he had enough.
DUDE THE FACT THAT THIS IS A PHILOSOPHY PAPER IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME
I think the best thing about this is that the teacher isn’t questioning why the paper is about the psychological state of Mario, just correcting the student’s approach.
I’m sure someone out there could write a compelling argument about this, just probably not this guy
@@catswellthecat7855 MatPat did
@@themyofmy perchanc
@@themyofmy yeah, he was mostly cashing in on the "mentally ill" craze of the early 2010's like sixpenceee
@@themyofmy perchance
The teacher's "Ok" and "Fine" actually show they were willing to take this paper seriously if it made serious points, and I think that's amazing.
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What teacher?
@@smtandearthboundsuck8400 the person correcting the thesis
@@zap3231 there is no way this is real
@@RAiNfORAiNbOW Don't care
To be honest someone going in-depth about the psychological state of Mario could be interesting perchance
Pretty sure there's an old game theory on that.
Screw you for being faster than me @@alansmithee419
He got an F because it's F-ucking PEAK
The word “turtle” isn’t spelled the same a single time in this paper, but some would argue that’s what keeps it fresh and intriguing.
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yes, i'd say it shows his creativity in writing, i personally loved the term "stomp a turty", turty is the actal one percenter. perchance.
@@cheeseycheezy "turty" is such a funny word and I have no clue why lmfao
Didn't he write turtles in the second line?
@@thaddeushenry9730 OP is saying that the word “turtles” wasn’t spelt the same way in the whole passage. Not if it was correct or not. Perchance.
My favorite part is absolutely the "stop". It's like the teacher is truly pleading with the student to stop, begging them to end their misery.
he wants to be his enemy (?
@@Tixnou should I spare some sympathy?
@@Nsquare_01 Does everyone want to be his enemy?
@@hmx8694 Will he ever be a saint? No way!
@@Tixnou every single person is his enemy
i just about died when the teacher just went "stop"
I managed to get to this video just by searching 'perchance'
the mixture of the phrase "stomp a turty" combined with how *violently* it's being crossed out has left me deceased
It's so violently crossed it's one line until the paper rips
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I'm just imagining the grumbles of the professor as the pen violently scrapes the paper,probably muttering curses to the author of this masterpiece under their breath.
I like to imagine the look on her face as she reads that and cringes as she starts scratching it out 😂🤣
Has fond memories of stomping.... ....koopas, in the Mario Bros Arcade Game.
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I love how the teachers notes imply that, had it been worded differently, they would have likely accepted it.
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@@darthluka0794 You can't just say Perchance
@@amandapanda5087 keep it up, baby!
I mean the concept was good, heroism does not matter if money can buy lives. If worded correctly he would actually be given an A
Listen, with the amount of BS essays I helped my HS English teacher (she was a lovely lady (was cuz i'm in college now) ) Mario the idea vs Mario the man would be accepted just fine. Just fixing some grammar and expanding on the idea for another page or two would get a good grade. ( not like my essays weren't BS, but i didn't get to re-read those after writing, so who knows how weird those were)
This guy had one sentence in his mind for the paper, and decided that instead of fleshing the idea out, he'd take that thought and bullshit his way through it.
I respect that in a weird way
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The more I come back to this the more enjoyment I get out of it. I don't know who has a better time with the paper: the student or the professor. Either way, this is brilliant. Perchance.
Gotta love how he capitalises the 'D' in 'Die', when talking about Mario crushin' turts. This is serious stuff he's explaining.
Perchance.
Capitalising words in sentences is Not Always necessarily grammatically wrong and can be used For Effect. Perchance
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You can’t just say perchance.
@@retierashiaPerchance.
@@massivecowbreakout7555If you want effect, put the words in italics or underline it or put it in bold letters. Or emphasize it by the tone of the sentence. I have never seen a word randomly capitalized mid-sentence this way.
He is only this intelligent because his parents didn't baby talk to him
I talked to my baby by playing Donkey Konga bongos to the cadence of my thoughts, and by age 3.14, he became a 12th level intellect.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp I don't have kids. Bringing my children into this world, with their reality bending abilities, would be catastrophic. The human race isn't ready to be ruled by them, yet.
i think this is going to become an inside joke of the channel
@@trafficconememes331 and I’m totally glad it’s gonna be
@@trafficconememes331 I will make sure of that.
This was probably one of the most entertaining essays, I can't believe it got an F. Perchance
The teacher pressed F to pay respects, perchance.
one and a half years later we get the sequel
I have never seen this before but I think it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed from your channel. Perchance
Better than Thor the Dark World? Perchance
You should check out the UA-cam channel of the author of this beautiful essay, its also pretty great
@@radekchrabota what is it? I thought it was just a tweet.
You can't just say "Perchance"
@@adamnielson42 see video description.
The fact that this is a midterm essay has me absolutely sobbing. Dude was on his last straw and decided "fuck it, might as well go out with a bang"
what does being on midterm means ? sorry im not american
@@carolinaarechigagutierrez5211 Midterms are in the middle of the semester, normally there is a test but I'm guessing this professor made students write an essay (sorry I'm not good at explaining)
The fact people think it’s real has me sobbing too
@@smtandearthboundsuck8400 if we actually try to act rational and admit when something is obviously fake, the internet would be boring as hell. I'd rather pretend it's for real. Perchance
@@InsertFunnyThingHere I like to play along with jokes but this is just too blatant
When Mario leaves his place to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. That's why I don't go to Denny's anymore.
“Yo what do you think the new Mario game is about?”
“Stomping a turty. Perchance”
Maybe I’m crazy but I think his point is this:
‘Mario’s potential heroism is irrelevant when death and sacrifice are questions of money buying lives. He risks nothing.’
it could've also been expanded into an insight of a world where money is directly linked to living, if phrased and presented in a better manner it might have perchance even gotten an A
That seems correct. Perchance.
Yes, he mentions that. everyone with basic reading comprehension skills has realized why are you writing this
@@lucasnadamas9317 Because he's very Perchance
@@lucasnadamas9317 Perchance.
Wouldn't even care if this was faked. Imagining someone writing this, then going through and red inking their own insanity is fantastic on its own
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I had a high school mate (17yo), do an oral presentation about Michael Jackson, saying that MJ was killed by Donald Trump. He wasn’t joking though! 😂
@@GoodlyRogue JUST SAY SPEAKING TEST oral is, PERCHANCE. a disgusting misuse of this disgusting and putrid, PERCHANCE NOT DEAR READER FOR ORAL IS GREAT GGODAY.
@@asti5052 🤣
This is what you write on anaesthesia.
"Horrible opening"
I think it's an amazing opening. Perchance.
I like how the teacher tried to take the paper seriously.
"Keep it baby!" is not in quotes. Mario never said that, and the author is aware of that. Instead, "Keep It Baby!" is merely Phil Jamesson's applause for Mario's turtle crashing habit, encouraging him to keep up the good work. Perchance.
Perchance is killing me
@@tomarintomarin9520 Perchance
You can't just say "perchance".
Did you perchance mean "Keep it up, baby!"
C R U S H T H E T U R T S
This radiates such strong "I don't know what to say but this is due tomorrow" vibes
More like this is due in a minute
More like, 'due in the next ten minutes and your trying to write while shaking off the blunt you just smoked.'
Perchance.
no
But what is "Dr. Pepper? Perchance."???
my favourite line here is
*WHEN MARIO LEAVES HIS PLACE OF SAFTEY TO STOMP A TURTY, HE KNOWS HE MAY DIE.*
The lifekind.
It’s the random “perchance” in a sentence all on its own that got me. Holy shit. 💀💀💀
love the fact that the professor knows enough about super mario to know that “crushing turts” and “keep it up baby” isn’t right
super mario is so awesome
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I think you mean super mario is cool as fuck
And that he knows that mario crushes turtles to save peach
@@emblemblade9245 horrible opening
@@TheRealFocalors actually a fantastic opening if you ask a well-seasoned Englishman like me
I suppose this professor doesn’t favor “crushing turts”. Perchance.
Perchance indeed
you can't just say perchance
@@shizune_ I believe it was Kant who said experience is blind,
but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.”
@@icy2275 Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day,
One of the greatest philosophy essays of all time. Can't help coming back to read this every once in a while. Truly a masterpiece. Perchance.
no goombas? no wonder he got an F
you can visibly see the sheer distressed state of the teacher who’s scribbling out words and shakily circling parts then writing even less stably
True, you can actually see their handwriting sort of deteriorate as time goes on
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I love the flat "fine" since it inplies that the professor is conceding that he has a decent argument but at the same time hates it for being associated with the rest of the paper.
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*_P E R C H A N C E_*
Or that what is being discussed is not a "price" but a "fine", as in the punitive reparations for a crime committed.
We need more essays like this. Perchance.
The fact that these videos you make exist is a crime against our humor- Urh I mean- humanity. I love it.
I have to say, the part about Mario having a skewed sense of the value of life because he's able to buy it with money could actually be an interesting discussion for a philosophy class.
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He’s just chasing the adrenaline of a kill or be killed mentality.
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Well, yeah. If we, as the mortal beings that we are, had the ability to come back to life after our physical death, an individual life would lose its inherent value. We would all be much more reckless and foolhardy, jumping into dangerous situations with a smile on our face, just like Mario. Perchance.
Honestly that's 100% true and I bet the concept has played a part in the analysis of the history of roman and other societies, where lives lost (e.g., in murder) were attributed financial value based upon the person's social status.
And today we might consider it in the value placed upon our lives in cases of life insurance and worker's compensation. Employers don't have too care too much about safety if they don't have to pay too much when we get injured.
A classic. A perfectionist of his time
Ok was it just me who read "perchanceonist"?
@@GiafyViews Same lmfao
Perchance.
The lifekind. Perchance.
He is simply a one percenter of a priviledged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
the last "perchance" killed me
“A+ for creativity, F for language”
Holy shit THIS is where this is from?! So I'm a philosophy TA, I teach bioethics, logic and an introduction to philosophy course. And this year I've been getting a SHIT TON of essays with the word "perchance" with it. I couldn't figure out how 40 students were continuously using this word wrong. Eventually I asked the prof I teach under wtf was going on and he said he didn't know. I then pulled one of my better students aside (aiming for med school) and asked wtf was going on. She said it was an internet meme. I couldn't figure out where this from coming from until one of my students sent me an email linking this video. Man this is way funnier than I thought it would be. I too got trolled but thankfully none of my students took on topics like this and stuck to the "perchance" part of the meme. I feel like a boomer despite being 25. I will say, i wouldn't have failed this paper. And I'll give it to my students they really got me. I can't believe they collectively decided to do this.
Update: I have some of the same students again this year for a 300 level logic course. About 10 of them confirmed they all did shrooms together in their dorm room and decided this meme was the funniest thing ever and thought I was chill enough to let it slide. No one failed the class and I gave a makeup assignment to those who scored below a 60% average at the end of the course. Class average was 78% and they nominated me TA of the year last year. I'm really happy everything ended well and appreciate the students efforts in taking a course no one willingly takes.
Props to the students, absolute legends
LOLOL
So how do you use perchance? Perchance.
@@redlock1815 Perchance one would use said term as presented, preceding a question or statement.
@@Ixarus6713 may i, perchance, have an example?
For a philosophy class, that's an F...
But for a psychology class, that's an A. Played the teacher like a damn fiddle.
Flips the paper over and its a consent form with a debrief and a box to write the markers' experiences.
I mean, it’s more so Rhetoric, you can’t understand good rhetoric without knowing its exact opposite.
The teacher's name is Kazuhira "Benedict" Miller
I would give it an F+ in psychology if you ask me... nothing he's saying goes to any point, some facts are false, is badly written and wth is a "lifekind" The + in F+ would be for the premise
honestly ita an a+ for me in both classes. but I'm stupid as fuck, so there's that.
I thought it was a bit funny at first, but then the (nonexistent) Dr Pepper and « ??? » sucker punched me in the gut oml
I just rewatched it for like 8th time and it never ceases to entertain. One of the best videos I’ve ever seen. Perchance.
I'm no philosophy professional, but I genuinely think this could be a real, insightful essay about the pointlessness of heroism if lives are purchasable, if only the author only cared to spend more than 10 minutes on it. Perchance.
It's something my essay teacher taught me a when I was younger
After you finish your essay always try to take out 15% of what you wrote without losing your thesis, it helps make the text more concise and understandable
@@airplanes_aren.t_real That’s actually really good advice, I’m going to use it the next time I write an essay
@@chinsaw2727 good luck
In-class midterm essays are a daunting task... Not in a 101 but my point stands.
It becomes even worse when a game doesn’t even have a lives system.
This says a lot about Mario’s recent actions and how he is slowly becoming suspicious
Mario sus?
i'm sorry i had to i'm at gunpoint!
@@jamjar1726 *loads 50. BMG into rifle*
Sussy Mario Brothers
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Mario orchestrated the invasion of Ukraine.
Like most, the teacher lacked conviction. Perchance
This is a masterpiece, perchance.
I love how it starts to actually bring up some interesting points in the third paragraph, but instantly devolves into insanity again.
I very much would like to read this work in its entirety. Perchance.
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Wise words a man once spoke about the horrible life Mario undertakes to crush turtles even when he has infinite chances. Likewise. Perchance.
The lifekind. Perchance
"You can't just say perchance"
This is what George Orwell Warned us about.
This is just like 1984 where they kill you(r chances of future success in life) for stating your opinion. Truly we live in a.
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Absolutely agree with your unfathomably precise comparison of censorship in modern academia and Orwell's precautionary remarks, which has indeed predicted the many shortcomings of our society.
Ironically I think that George Orwell would agree with the teacher here. There's an article he wrote in 1946 called "Politics and the English Language" that complains about how many political writers use vague and overly fancy words. He claimed that people used it to be purposefully vague about what they are saying and therefore make it easier to make their argument sound convincing. I may have totally misremembered the article but you can look it up yourself if you want.
@@superkc2557 that entails horrible things
I like the teachers gradual descent into madness the more he reads it, started with "terrible opening" ended with "what"
“Keep it up, baby!”
-Mario, the Idea
I don't think the comparison between Mario and the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr. Pepper is getting enough attention
Yeah, that one just dropped in out of nowhere
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I love how the teacher is unphased by the student swearing and just corrected him by saying "horrible opening".
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cause saying fuck in an essay isn’t necessarily bad, given in that it’s in the right context and used properly; as a rather taboo word to emphasize an extreme thought
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@@evandien9947
Exactly. The point of an essay is to succinctly articulate information.
Strong taboos often have strong opinions behind them, thus the more they are used in an essay, the more legitimate and misinterpreted bias is possible.
Bias by itself doesn’t preclude the information from being trustworthy, but the more there is bias, the easier it is to believe them to be an untrustworthy narrator.
@@ClassicBentobox I agree that the more it is used, the worse the end result. It will lose its status as taboo and meaning of something extreme if it is something regularly used. But not all essays are meant to articulate unbiased information, you could purposely write an entirely opinionated essay, and as long as you back up your reasoning sufficiently, there's really no problem with that.
@@evandien9947
It’s definitely on a spectrum from objective to subjective. If the writer discloses their bias, it stops it from seeming misleading. Above all, presenting the information accurately and believably is the biggest standard, whether it’s opinionated or not.
I love Phil Jameson. His sketches are hilarious. I wish he'd come back
What an amazing video. Keep it up, baby! The lifekind. Perchance
"Horrible opening."
Well now I have to disagree there. Mario is cool as fuck and everyone knows it.
It's horrible because they're restating a fact everyone already knows.
@@decay2__ Mayhaps, but some things are worth re-iterating, perchance.
@@vocalcalibration8033 you can't just say "perchance"
@@decay2__ perchance
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"Mario is a 1-percenter"
He's a plumber.
Do you know how much plumbers make though? Sure it can be a gross job, but they make really good money!
And a professional athlete, and has saved the princess, what, 20 times.
He's also a doctor and a professional athlete.
He said a 1 percent of a lifekind, as in he's in the top 1 percent of having extra lives. Because no one but Mario has so many lives available.
The theme of New Super Mario Bros 2 is collecting coins by the thousands
The best one yet. Perchance.
You can kind of tell that the person writing this is smart and probably gets good grades based on their writing style but just went “fuck it” I love that. Perchance.
His philosophy is so high level that he's getting bashed for it, just like classical philosophers back in the day
Strong Diogenes minus the philosophy vibe
in 100 years time this person will have their name and quotes carved into walls, put on posters. it will be a good era. perchance
Reading that felt akin to drinking hemlock... and that definitely corrupted whatever youth I have left. Socrates would be proud.
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I don't know what kind of galaxy brain scheme he was running but I can get behind it.
I'm looking at the comments, and as someone who studies English, this essay is a prime example of why being able to write well is such an important skill. You can have the most brilliant idea in the world, but if you can't communicate it, you might as well be speaking a different language.
Perchance.
Literally the most perchance understandable text I've ever read.
The essay is fake, it was made as a joke
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The lifekind.
I didn’t notice the giant red blob until it was revealed to be an F
he may be an F on the outside... but he will always be an A in our hearts
You can feel the teacher's frustration growing with each each mark he makes. This is most evident in the fact that the first "Perchance" has merely one line through it while the second "perchance" has three. -Perchance.-
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1 percenter
In general, the student seems to keeps repeating the things that were most annoying to the teacher. Like he also keeps talking about crushing turtles in an increasingly disturbing way.
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And there were a lot of lines through “stomp a turty”.
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I like how the teacher began to like what they were saying then the essay went off the rails again with “one pecenter”
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within the haze of chaos comes the occasional impression of clarity
True story: a couple years back, I took a graduate course on animal domestication. The essay question on the final exam asked for a hypothetical scenario/history for a new domesticated species (real or imagined), with justification for selection based on observed trends on the behavior of animals that have already been domesticated (e.g. hierarchical social structures that can be exploited to tame them, etc.). Now, speculative evolution is my jam, so this wasn't a big deal for me. But I didn't go far down that already fruitful road before I had a eureka moment. Despite not caring about the Final Fantasy series past 12 (Tactics and 9 were the best, fight me over it), they provided a convenient template for a creature to domesticate: chocobos.
Prior to the Great American Interchange, South America was an island continent like Australia, leading to the survival of many animal lineages that went extinct elsewhere in the world. This is best exemplified by the Phorusrhachids, the only terror bird group to survive past the Eocene. So, South America already had a precedent for having large flightless predatory birds running around for ~60 million years. From there, it was a short logical leap to suggest a lineage of massive flightless parrots evolved for the Pampas of Northern South America, which later propagated west across the Andes, north across the Isthmus of Panama, and west across the Bering Land Bridge. This, in turn, led to multiple domestication events in different regions and the development of different breeds specialized for different habitats, up to and including the golden chocobo which had secondarily regained the ability to fly (extremely rare and considered sacred in many cultures).
Unfortunately, while I aced the exam, my pop culture reference went completely over my professor's head, and I had to explain the joke to him later. Still, easily one of the best times I've had on an exam question.
I am here to comment to let you know that this literary genius, Phil Jamesson, has released another essay for Biology 201 called The Mammal and the Reptile- a Painful Story
Please do a reading of it, it would make my year. Perchance.
Update: thank u
The bit that killed me was when the grader underlined "crushing turts" and just wrote *stop*
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I think the funniest part is that it's almost like the professor is begging the student to stop, but knows there's already a full paper before him where the student will continue to use such language.
‘Stomp a turty’
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I find it hilarious how interspersed among the grader's reaction to the insanity of this essay there are some suggestions that are just normal-ass suggestions that you would definitely be told in a writing class, like how the "I believe" before "it was Kant" is crossed out because it makes you sound less sure of your information and thus less convincing.
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Perchance.
@@tekad_ You can't just say "Perchance."
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IKR like you can tell someone actually graded this seriously not just react to the funny bits it makes it so much better.
i love this video. Perchance