Just nobody Yes, but try to think about it from the bigger picture. Abridged Pegasus' first thought upon making one of the single created archeological discoveries about Ancient Egypt was to turn it into something that can be collected and sold by and to BILLIONS of people, thus making himself earn all of the profit. And richer than he already was. That is the typical American way of doing stuff. Find something. Get inspired. Make money out of it. Even Keith can't top that stuff XD
I think we should all take a second or two to admire Tristan's finger strength. Single handedly managed to support him and the metric ton of sexy for an entire episode.
Best piece of dialogue: "Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing: in another few hours, the sun will rise" "What the f**k does that mean!?" "I don't know, but it's true!"
"Duke, no matter what happens to us I just want you to remember one thing. In the another few hours, the sun will rise." "What the fuck does that mean?" "I don't know but it's true." HA XD
pokegen2000 He said it in the original 4Kids Dub on the ship to Duelist Kingdom (episode 3) because Tea was saying how cold it was and he commented "In another few hours the sun will rise."
Alex Lorimer And what does that have do to with what I just said? No offense good sir, but my comment is kinda relevant. Or did you just get the wrong person?
Making fun of Shadi by letting him act like Borat is cheap and offensive, especially to Egyptians like me. Having said that, I fucking love it and can't stop laughing.
Shadi's entire thing is even crazier with the much later reveal that Bakura flatout killed him before the show started and every single appearance of him in the series was his literal spirit.
Which death are you referring ? Chopman? Pandora? The criminal 777? That guy who played with nitroglycerin ? Imori? Panik? The ventriloquist ? Pegasus? Bandit Keith? Kotsuzuka (Bonz)? Those guys who were eaten by Diabound? The I2 men who tried to kill Kaiba in his helicopter ? The guy who choose suicide, because giving his « Blue Eyes White Dragon » was not an option? Anzu’s (Téa) tamagotchi ?
I like how Kaiba treats Serenity kinda decently, even remembering her name... Mind you, we're talking about the guy who doesn't know his employees' names. So he might have a shred of humanity deep inside after all...
It's sad that he HAS to apologize for old jokes. The fact that people would assume that he's actually some kinda jackass in real life is just a reminder of how perpetually desperate people are to be outraged. I meet the guy in real life at Anime Expo. He was one of the funniest and coolest guys there! He even signed a shirt I bought from his stand, and shared some backstory to how he came up with all this and his time with Team4Star. This parody has effectively blended with the original show in my memories and I love it for that.
4:57 "Well, when we first met, you took out my eyeball and replaced it with a cursed artifact, but I'm sure this time you have only the best intentions for me." "Yes, I screw you up good!"
How the hell did I not see Joey having a black eye until now! Now that’s detail!!! Also, Tristan singing is perfect, because his voice gives him super strength!
The opening gag of this video with Joey banging on the door, being warned to stop, then going in to hit Seto one more time while the intro cuts him off... One of my favorite bits in this show
"I'm turning this sh*t into trading Cards!"
Pegasus. The real American, even beating Bandit Keith. By a milestone.
+Shell Master Tortwag So true though
+Shell Master Tortwag keith will say "i'm turning this sh*t into trading cards!"
"in america"
in my opinion thats more american
Just nobody Yes, but try to think about it from the bigger picture.
Abridged Pegasus' first thought upon making one of the single created archeological discoveries about Ancient Egypt was to turn it into something that can be collected and sold by and to BILLIONS of people, thus making himself earn all of the profit. And richer than he already was.
That is the typical American way of doing stuff. Find something. Get inspired. Make money out of it. Even Keith can't top that stuff XD
+Shell Master Tortwag Thats because hes not really American, hes Canadian
Saul Cifuentes Jazz That too, yes, lol.
(I still love that twist)
I never realized joey had a black eye after the intro.😂😂
I just realized that to XD
That's what happens if you bang doors...
Chandler Sexton
I did, I gave him that black eye... No just kidding just Kaiba.
I just liked ur comment 4 years later lol
Damn, I didn’t realized that till now, so I had to rewatch that part. Indeed you’re right 😂. I wonder if that happened in the subbed version too
I can't believe Canon-Tristan was stupid enough to fight someone on top of a GODDAMN BLIMP!!!
it's the ultimate place to fight
Its life or death or total death with a huge weather disaster, would be a great parody if they all fly off into a portal in a parody remake lol
They almost die because of Serenity. 🤣
Did anyone here watch the Henry Danger Finale :D
duke is not canon, so that "fight" was not canon
"This is one of the most important scientific discoveries of our century! I'm turning this shit into card games!"
Hey duke?
What?
Just kidding!
Serenity: "Mr. Kaiba, please! Show some compassion!"
Kaiba:"Show some what now?"
+Nakkid Frodo
*Yami*: You have to speak his language. Ahem. Stop being a d***, Kaiba!!
Lol that cleared things up for him. xD
+Nakkid Frodo
Well, it's not like Yami can say "Stop being so adversarial, Kaiba". Adversary... Adversar... Adver.....
STOP BEING A D***, KAIBA!
good thing I have you guys so I dont have to search it up myself.
+Diablos you, good sir are a genius XD
"I have a fairy godmother!"
"Is she a MILF?"
"She kind of looks like Piccolo...?"
"That's a MILF."
"OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!"
"Duke stop screaming!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DIE IN A SHOW ABOUT FUCKING CARD GAMES!!"
All these years later, that absolutely sends me. The sheer indignation in Duke's voice is fantastic.
"You just brought SexyBack for the last time" is my life right now
In space no one can hear u scream!
Was that an alien refrence?
Tristian: i have a fairy godmother.
Duke: is she a miltfp?
Tristian: she looks like piccio.
Duke: yup a miltp.
😆
@@maytalacedo2942 MILF*
In a few hours the sun will rise
@@hikari1690 “Wtf does that mean” 😂
I think we should all take a second or two to admire Tristan's finger strength. Single handedly managed to support him and the metric ton of sexy for an entire episode.
Fr😂😂😂
Well, his voice does give him super strength.😆
"I'm going to die in a show about f*cking card games!"
Poorly-structured sentence gives funny double meaning.
+SaberMacro Dark Magician Girl. That is all.
+Will White ESPECIALLY Dark Magician Girl
+Luq Kun God, what I wouldn't give to have her handle my magic wand...
Well Yugi WAS about to make out with Dark Magician Girl...
***** lucky bastard
Best piece of dialogue:
"Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing: in another few hours, the sun will rise"
"What the f**k does that mean!?"
"I don't know, but it's true!"
Yeah. That was so funny, but it really has nothing to do with the plot though 😂
Kevin Flores yeah, Yugi/Yami never should have let Tristan read the Twilight books.
@@narutoninjagoandtheflashar4256 It's because in the 4kids dub of the show, Tristan said that to Tea for no reason in an earlier episode.
@@jadegrace1312 ah I see. I’m thankful I didn’t watch the dub of Yu-Gi-Oh
"He was so excited. He was like woman after being given shiny new cage to sleep in."
That's the feel bad joke to laugh at for the day.
Waa waa wee waa
Wait that was a joke
@LostWuns I turning this S*** into trading cards
I laughed so hard since we now have Borat 2
Funny how woman in cages are mentioned only on Borat 2, a movie that came out years after this episode of YGOTAS was released
Everybody was killed... even Chad from accounting?
ESPECIALLY CHAD FROM ACCOUNTING
lmao that was freaking hilarious...
+Aquablast thank you kind commenter! even though i am not deaf and i would *never* have been able to hear that sentence for myself!
I THINK IT WAS KIRA
It shows Pegasus is a much better boss than Kaiba. Pegasus remembers his employee's name, even Chad from accounting
"Duke, no matter what happens to us I just want you to remember one thing. In the another few hours, the sun will rise."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"I don't know but it's true."
HA XD
Bubbles Popping I dont get the reference lol
Ha ha XD
***** I know its said in an episode, but whats the joke?
References!
:)
"Punch me again and find out. Please!"
Nyeh-
i love how this crap is 7 years old and people are still watching it xD
this shit never gets old though
xD very ture
BrickBoy1894 NEY-
I just love How
1: Tristan’s parents Can see/hear him
2: they Are just as F’ed up as him and
3: nobody In the comments mention it
lol
His voice gives him super everything..... With minus intelligence 30.
Hell Yeah
"HUEAY TRISTAN!"
I'm the 420th like!😈
"In another few hours the sun will rise!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!"
It is a repeat joke. He says it in the first season.
makebad35 Are u trolling?
I think he said it in the original too if I am not mistaken
Why the fuck did he even say that?
pokegen2000 He said it in the original 4Kids Dub on the ship to Duelist Kingdom (episode 3) because Tea was saying how cold it was and he commented "In another few hours the sun will rise."
WAT?
A scene of two people fighting with FISTS in a show about CHILDRENS' CARD GAMES!?!
+GhostPlanetFilms This reminds me of another duel in the running season... just that they're now using cards that!
***** REALLY?
GhostPlanetFilms
Don't u know which one I'm supposed to mean?
***** Does it involve card games on motorcycles?
GhostPlanetFilms
nope, current season, aka "awkaen the dragons" one :|
"Go yiff yourself jerk!"
"Whatever that means..."
"Google image it!"
DONT GOOGLE IMAGE IT
Talimar R too late ._.
***** you might need therapy for that...
What's yiff?
Leon Storm Furry sex.
Talimar R MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact: Pegasus said exactly that in the Japanese Version, when he found that stone slab.
In a few hours the sun will rise
Alex Lorimer And what does that have do to with what I just said? No offense good sir, but my comment is kinda relevant. Or did you just get the wrong person?
No way, i'm not buying that at all.
NextLevelGamer What are you not buying?
Dylan Ogg i don't believe he said that in the japanese version...
But I would be glad to be proven wrong(and yes, I've already looked for it, no dice)
"It's like I'm stealing from the Egyptian gods' Deviant Art account!" Now Pegasus is an even worse villian!
I love how Duke just casually bests Tristan at the one thing he's useful for, physical violence.
Tristan wasn't going all out. He didn't snap his neck using his mind
Considering he can snap peoples necks with his mind, AND has super strength? It was Duke’s looks and theme song that let him keep up
Making fun of Shadi by letting him act like Borat is cheap and offensive, especially to Egyptians like me. Having said that, I fucking love it and can't stop laughing.
He was like woman after being given shiny new cage to sleep in.
"In a few hours, the sun will rise!" Jesus Christ, you have officially killed me. I was laughing for 60 straight seconds. XD
"what the fuck does that mean?!" " I don't know but it's true!"
@@rxse9033 that means that Râ is coming!
Coming back again a whole 13 years later to pay respects to Chad from Accounting
"Yugioh Abridged: we're about half as popular as Teamfourstar"
and yet, you endured.
yep, I prefer his content to TFS's these days
@@bun197 yes, but they finished what they were doing lol
Holding on, by TWO fingers, whilst holding up another person? Wow, remind me never to pick a fight with that guy Oo
His voice gives him super strength
Tristan and Joey are 2 of the strongest and best physical fighters in the show. Kaiba and Kemo are up there too.
@@felynecomrade who is Kemo?
@@exequielbreton4393 "Attention duellists!! My hair..."
That guy.
He was also able to beat a dozen people in a fight with joeys help.
pegasus: if you knew this will happen, then why did you take me to the pharoah's tomb in the first place ???
shadi: im how you say, kind of a Di*k
I just want u 2 know that the sun will rise.
What the fu@k does that mean!?
😆 still doesnt get old.
I DON’T KNOW!?
I just died when he said that 😂😂😂😂
@@ABOLLLLA hahaha forgot I made this comment! But after 6years, it's still funny AF🤣
When Pegasus saw the Pharaoh's tomb, he was so excited, he was like woman after being given shiny new cage to sleep in. LOL
Shadi's entire thing is even crazier with the much later reveal that Bakura flatout killed him before the show started and every single appearance of him in the series was his literal spirit.
Yeah I didn't realize he was dead entire time when in the modern time.
Bakura fucked him up, man
Oh my god, Zack and Cody made me cry...
"Kick his ass, Tristan!"
"Yeah! Really f*ck him up good!"
I'm crying... xD
Oh no! Zack!
So hitting Kaiba causes the opening to play?
Yep
No he gave him a black eye
It causes an immediate and urgent need for some kind of censorship.
Ultimate Charizard Yes, and apparently give u a black eye. :)
Yes, that is what happens. So watch out XD
"I'm going to die in a show about f*cking card games!"
You should have read the manga Duke.
Which death are you referring ? Chopman? Pandora? The criminal 777? That guy who played with nitroglycerin ? Imori? Panik? The ventriloquist ? Pegasus? Bandit Keith? Kotsuzuka (Bonz)? Those guys who were eaten by Diabound? The I2 men who tried to kill Kaiba in his helicopter ? The guy who choose suicide, because giving his « Blue Eyes White Dragon » was not an option? Anzu’s (Téa) tamagotchi ?
Anybody else ever wonder what Shadi's hair look like?
AFRO!
That'd be hilarious! XD
I don't think shadi had hair in the show or in the manga. If memory serves I think he was one of the Pharaoh's priests in ancient times
melooffee afro or corn rows or a REALLY BAD mullet
guidetoanything A FRIGGING MuLLET xD
RIP Chad from accounting, you'll be missed =.(
ouhuhuuhu im so notty notty notty :D
who is chad from accounting?
In the cencored version, nobody was killed by the ancient egyptian gods. They only.... "disappeared".
😂😂😂
Alexander-the-Third yes he will.
I cant believe this came out in 2009. I feel like I watched it for the first time not that long ago
It originally caem out in 2007-2008 this guy was banned like... 10, 12 times??? So it is actually even older
gusguspop1 I think he means this episode, which came out in 2009.
gusguspop1 I think he means this episode, which came out in 2009.
+Nicholas Kaighen this is my first time watching this. I'm fully convinced this is the best thing i've ever watched in my life.
welcome to the abridging community.we dont even know whats going on anymore and we love it
Kaibe: Did you just say Brooklyn furry?
Joey: Oh, go yiff yourself Kaiba.
Kaiba Whatever that means.
Joey Nyeyyy Google image it ya jerk!
I did.
Llololol
I really regret it
Kaiba‘s a furry confirmed?
I like how Kaiba treats Serenity kinda decently, even remembering her name... Mind you, we're talking about the guy who doesn't know his employees' names. So he might have a shred of humanity deep inside after all...
And Tristan was almost a murderer, all because he had the hots for Serenity.
Wait was Marik drinking scotch at a bar!? Looks like 4kids forgot that or just hoped that people thought it was orange juice or something 1:05
either that or LK used the Japanese version of the scene, he does that a lot in the 2nd half of the series
Lol nah, they made it empty making it look like he was going to eat ice.
I thought it was iced tea
Well...I did.
Lol. The way Duke was over-reacting when him and Tristan were hanging off the blimp was so funny.
NYEH NYEH NYEH
Punch me again and find out! Please!
...NNNYEH
You know, Sometimes I get the feeling Shadi is anti-Semitic...just a nagging feeling.
Do not break fourth wall, little Jew!
+Ny'kratmuhn Me'ru That's just a bad attempt at a bad joke. That's neither a fourth wall break nor hinting at the jewish-ness of Skullhawk13.
he's straight up evil lol
R4nd0m Guy do not be buzzkill, little Jew, my name is shaddi.
Somebody is not familiar with Borat
"He was like woman after being given shiny new cage to sleep in." DEAD
Shadi’s smug “I did” at 7:40 kills me every time
Took me long enough but I now realize that Abridged Shadi is supposed to be a walking Borat reference.
Are they seriously gonna play the Duke Devlin theme song, every time he speaks for the rest of the series ???
cHo TiMe well, if season 4 is any indication, it will stop when LK stops finding it funny.
Annnnnnnd he did stop finding it funny.
@@jignaio5762 he didn't stop finding it funny. He stopped using it due to copyright issues.
"What theme music?"
Duke: I can't believe I'm actually gonna die in a show about f*cking card games! XD! Duke's awesome.
It's sad that he HAS to apologize for old jokes. The fact that people would assume that he's actually some kinda jackass in real life is just a reminder of how perpetually desperate people are to be outraged.
I meet the guy in real life at Anime Expo. He was one of the funniest and coolest guys there! He even signed a shirt I bought from his stand, and shared some backstory to how he came up with all this and his time with Team4Star.
This parody has effectively blended with the original show in my memories and I love it for that.
I think you misunderstand the reason he’s apologizing. He’s not doing it because anyone forced him, be rest assured, he knows he doesn’t have to.
I love Little Kuriboh doing Shadhi’s voice. The range on this man’s voice is truly fascinating.
AHHH NOOO Cody or maybe it was Zack ROFL
chibisue chibisue it was Zack, If later episodes are any indication.
When they announced the near fatal wounding of a contestant I thought for sure they were talking about what kaiba did to Joey.
I love Shadi, he's so deliciously politically incorrect!
+Cody Fuqua jagshamesh!
high five
Yes I screw you up good
wah wah wee wah
perhaps you are not as jewish as i had first suspected
i love EVERYTHING about Shadi
Duke Devlin's character can say pretty much anything and it's hilarious!
Was not expecting an Iron Man reference, but it was awesome.
Zach Hambelton scrolled for 2 minutes to find a comment on that
Ice cube fetish? thanks something to do on fridays!
Rewatching this is the only thing that’s gotten me through senior year especially in the quarantine thank you so much littlekuriboh ily
Shadi is so priceless
literally one of my favorite episodes from way back, I can still quote most of it!
RIP Joey's eye, Pegasus's eye, and Chad from Accounting
Pegasus with the music... in a desert like that... Anyone else here thinking he is about to go tony stark on us?
Shadi: If you come with me i will explain why i hang doughnuts from my ears
kiba: punch me again and find out. please.
joey: nah
lol joey never heard of again.
Nyeh*
lol my bad
Tristan Ramos NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYEH*
lol
haley bestest
Kaiba*
Some one named Robert works with my dad in accounting. I really hope he stays away from the windows.
i keep coming back to this episode because of the duke and tristan gag where they're hanging on for dear life, 10/10 comedy gold
"Never fear tiny jew i am sure the good people at 4kids will renew you for another season." best quote ever
Duke's line about Piccolo actually makes sense when you've seen the original Dragon Ball and not just Z.
4:03 - And they're ALL beneath Popo's stool.
Justin Kalman pecking order!
MAKIN TOAST!
BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
I wonder if the Sprouse twins have seen this.
Half as popular, twice as funny.
Tfs is 4x
watsupjew NEVER TFS DBZ abridged is wayyy funnier
And voices more spot on
Tfs is better but they have way more people including little kuriboh working on it, little kuriboh does this pretty much alone.
Nick Erhart that’s incredible and all, but tfs funnier even though funnier isn’t even a word
Given all the meta-humour in this series, Shadi is doing a pretty "shoddy" job of protecting the fourth wall.
You know as a Jew, I absolutely love all these jew jokes. It’s so overtop i can’t take it seriously
Borat is funny
waaaaa im jiw he is offensive waaaaa
👏😃
Duke "I can't believe I'm gonna die in a show about fucking card games". Zane's thoughts during his heart attack.
I've watched this show a dozen times and this is the first time I realized Joey got a black eye from Kaiba
Dirty hands!
Dirty, dirty hands!
4:57
"Well, when we first met, you took out my eyeball and replaced it with a cursed artifact, but I'm sure this time you have only the best intentions for me."
"Yes, I screw you up good!"
3:23 I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY GONNA DIE IN A SHOW ABOUT F$$$ING CARD GAMES!!!!
3:04 It's funny because they are both Zack. xD
"I have a fairy godmother!"
"Is she a MILF?"
"She kinda looks like Piccolo."
"Yeah, that's a MILF."
I like how Tristan and Duke are just hanging for dear life outside of Kaiba's airship in 'outer space' throughout most of the episode XD
pegasus: jesus this is one of the most important historical finds in centuries i'm turning this s**t into trading cards!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the best part is... the first sentence was his actual reaction in the Japanese dub.
*Cough, cough* bullish*it (laughing my @$$ off) 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
How the hell did I not see Joey having a black eye until now!
Now that’s detail!!!
Also, Tristan singing is perfect, because his voice gives him super strength!
96 duellmonsterscards on the wall, 96 duellmonsterscards ...
My favorite song in the world.
+Magical Eevee I love singing this song to annoy my friends.
Magical Eevee Fun fact later on when the song comes up again Devlin says he hates it
Magical Eevee same here.
wow, this video is 11 years old and i just now realized Shadi is impersonating Borat🤦🏻♀️
Something about the exchange between Kaiba and Joey at the start makes me want to write fanfiction, even after all these years.
Is anyone else here actually able to tell the difference between Zack and Cody like I can? xD
Hi.
Half Empty
Ey
😂😂😂🤣
"I can't believe I'm actually gonna die in a show about f*cking card games!"
He was like woman with new shiny cage to sleep in 😂
Every time Sexy Back plays I fucking die laughing.
For some reason, it really cracks me up every time Shaddi says "Jew". Or, "Jegshamesh." Or really anytime he talks.
Hello random person watching in quarantine. Hope you have a nice day
0:37 And Joey was never heard from again because Kaiba sued him so hard it kept going on for several generations in Joey’s family
The opening gag of this video with Joey banging on the door, being warned to stop, then going in to hit Seto one more time while the intro cuts him off... One of my favorite bits in this show
Then he proceeds to have a black eye for the remainder of the episode 🤣
I love how "Back in Black" playing during the desert ride at 4:27 is a reference to Iron Man, and nobody is talking about it.
"I can't believe I'm going to DIE in a show about FUCKING CARD GAMES!"
R.I.P., Chad from Accounting.
If only you had known that by your days would be numbered for helping to create the Egyptian God Cards.
Lol half as popular as team four star. You deserve to be twice as popular.This is so much funnier than DBZ abridged.
''He was like woman after being given shiny new cage to sleep in.'' Just wtf