YGOTAS Episode 69 - Age/Sex/Life Points

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  • Опубліковано 27 чер 2016
  • star chips or gtfo
    Come see us at Anime Expo! We'll be set up next to TeamFourStar at one of the Shark Robot booth!
    ALSO STARRING:
    BoobsMcBalrog as Mai Valentine
    Nowacking as Skull Dice & Dark Magician Girl
    Takahata101 as Dartz
    Edited by Elite3
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  • @hackisonjd
    @hackisonjd 8 років тому +1730

    Mokuba, my douche senses are telling me Joey is mocking me somewhere.

  • @adammahmood29
    @adammahmood29 8 років тому +1799

    Am I the only who finds it really funny that Rafael is the only character that's not overly exaggerated

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 8 років тому +254

      Honestly, next to everyone else's OTT characters it does made me laugh watching someone who gives little to no fucks to the insanity thats going on around him

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 років тому +207

      Yea. Rafaels more blunt personality is a great contrast to everyone else

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 років тому +143

      To be fair Rafael has been broken to the point where he just develops a nihilistic view on life in general.

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 8 років тому +124

      Don't forget Dark Magician Girl. She seems so exasperated with the regular cast.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 років тому +126

      She has to put up with an asshole of a Pharaoh (gotta admit, Atem in TAS isn't a very polite character), a guy with a serious dragon fetish, and a Brooklyn furry.
      I think I'd be annoyed too lol.

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 7 років тому +548

    "If it didn't happen on-screen, it didn't happen."
    The Pharaoh sighs in relief cuz that means his loss to Joey never happened.

    • @lionofthebluevale7170
      @lionofthebluevale7170 7 років тому +53

      He likely gave the card back to Joey out of pity after Battle City ended.

    • @jamrose6322
      @jamrose6322 5 років тому +4

      @KIDAS so.... what if they brought their destructo disk. yugi can still give go easy on him.

  • @welshviking795
    @welshviking795 7 років тому +790

    "do you even read the descriptions on your cards"
    "wait there are words on those things" best thing ive heard this episode

    • @captaincold5481
      @captaincold5481 5 років тому +11

      The look on her face before she says that is hilarious she's all like "are you for real right now"

    • @captaincold5481
      @captaincold5481 5 років тому +6

      @Justin Godlewski depends on which version of the anime you are watching, there's Japanese words written on the cards in the sub, but the dub has the image and the symbol on the bottom, but words were added on the cards in the dub version of dark side of dimensions

    • @yesman1743
      @yesman1743 5 років тому +1

      In japanese version there are descriptions.

    • @Chaos706
      @Chaos706 Місяць тому

      To be fair other than Ra, the animators never put words on the yugioh cards.

  • @CeruleanPandas
    @CeruleanPandas 8 років тому +615

    can't believe I've been watching this stupid ass series for over 5 years and it still hasn't gotten old

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 років тому +17

      it's been around since 2006

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 8 років тому +31

      it's because he spaces out the episodes. Keeps if from getting stale and keeps it from getting tired to you

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 8 років тому +11

      »it's because he spaces out the episodes. Keeps if from getting stale and keeps it from getting tired to you«
      I don't know, when I first discovered it there were already about 40 Episodes, and I binge-watched all of them without any problem whatsoever.
      You certainly still have a point, though.
      I never get tired of some kinds of humor.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 років тому +1

      It's because you never matured *mic dropped*
      In all seriousness, I haven't either.

    • @philippuente4322
      @philippuente4322 8 років тому +2

      5 years will turn into 10, 10 will turn into 25, then 100 years . . . Some things just aren't meant to waste away.

  • @JamesEDonaldson
    @JamesEDonaldson 8 років тому +1021

    I love how everyone in Mai's flashback talks sh*t about Joey

    • @imwatchingyou759
      @imwatchingyou759 8 років тому +95

      And the word "shit" is not even censored XD

    • @129das
      @129das 7 років тому +68

      That because she loves him.

    • @lalallama2298
      @lalallama2298 7 років тому +20

      Everybody except Dartz...I think

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 6 років тому +14

      It would make more sense if in Kaibas flashback everyone shits on Joey

    • @onesaucdragon
      @onesaucdragon 6 років тому +18

      What's funnier is that in the dub the guy who's ass Mai kicked didn't even know her name, then he and his girlfriend went on for a couple seconds about how cool Joey was.

  • @SelLillianna
    @SelLillianna 7 років тому +226

    "But I felt so empty..."
    "Except for my wallet. That was still crammed full of money."
    lol

    • @michaelhillsley1689
      @michaelhillsley1689 5 років тому +3

      Wait you can make money off playing card games

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 2 місяці тому

      @@michaelhillsley1689 you can, if Kaiba turns the economy to white powder, snorts it, and makes a new economy entirely based on card games and dragon-themed stuff.

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah 6 років тому +550

    "I can't 'koala bear' to see Mai lose her soul!!"
    "Seriously? That was your one koala joke?"
    "Well, yeah!"
    "...I'd say it bear-ly koala-fied."

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 5 років тому +10

      QueenCheetah , just gave your comment its sixty-ninth like.

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 4 місяці тому +3

      Late but still a Koala-ty joke

  • @ravenblackwell4408
    @ravenblackwell4408 8 років тому +538

    Yu-Gi-Oh drinking game: take a shot every time the animation style changes.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 8 років тому +50

      Better game: take a shot every time they treat duelists like fucking samurai and how the cards have feelings and loyalty

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 8 років тому

      ... meh i've been in worse XD

    • @Codeninja676
      @Codeninja676 8 років тому +19

      I did it while watching the original Yu-Gi-Oh on dvd jesus fucking christ i got hammered...

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 8 років тому +25

      It's best to not do this during the Orichalcos arc, you'll die of liver poisoning a few episodes in.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 років тому +4

      That throw back to episode 36. Those 20 drinks still haven't worn off from March 2009

  • @Arko777777
    @Arko777777 8 років тому +519

    I love the way Dartz speaks in this.
    Especially the "Orichalcos" word.

    • @rosurobosu8546
      @rosurobosu8546 8 років тому +173

      oracacamalous made me laugh for hours

    • @Patriot18S
      @Patriot18S 7 років тому +14

      Arko777777 he sounds like elmer fudd

    • @el21xx
      @el21xx 7 років тому +26

      Arko777777 Orichacomolos ! 😂😂

    • @martindouge4504
      @martindouge4504 7 років тому +39

      Dartz is my favorite character in the whole YGOTAS series
      HE's got rainbow hair
      He's got that stupid accent
      He messes up when he talks
      Oricalcomulos.

    • @afteryouknowme4642
      @afteryouknowme4642 6 років тому +1

      Hades Pretty-face you're nothing but a stupid fail yet and so was the original commenter. it's not fucking funny one little bit. Stupid fuckers!

  • @zgamma_craft3469
    @zgamma_craft3469 6 років тому +97

    “My douchebag senses are tingling.” -Kaiba

  • @Chameleonardodavinci
    @Chameleonardodavinci 7 років тому +176

    69 episodes in and not ONCE has that stupid fucking sexyback gimmick failed to make me laugh god dammit lol

  • @ZRovas117
    @ZRovas117 8 років тому +786

    I just freaking started binge watching the entire series and finally got caught up. This is freaking amazing.

  • @bretginn1419
    @bretginn1419 8 років тому +272

    Silly Yugi, thinking souls exist. Next he's gonna be telling us how scouters would revolutionize Duel Monsters.

    • @jlantern100
      @jlantern100 8 років тому +13

      Well it's either that or make Pendulum Summon happen, and last episode he think it wouldn't catch on.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 8 років тому +2

      excuse me may I roast marsh mellows on that burn

    • @kailin2017
      @kailin2017 8 років тому +1

      +Clay Moore actually they already covered that in ygotas. He thought it was a ridiculous idea

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 років тому +2

      They didn't. They got recon in Arc-V and is never mention again. As for turbo duel that a different story.

    • @AdmiralBlackstar
      @AdmiralBlackstar 8 років тому +1

      They should make a series with that! And have it use augmented reality rather then these holograms. Much more realistic. I'd watch that if it existed.

  • @TheBelieveit1
    @TheBelieveit1 7 років тому +437

    Joey's a good enough duelist. The problem really with him is that his wins are more to luck because that's pretty much what his entire deck is filled with. Those high risk, high reward type cards that either give him a huge advantage or fuck him over so hard he's gotta file a lawsuit for sexual assault.

    • @mhskingtanner6310
      @mhskingtanner6310 7 років тому +76

      That is true, Joey's deck is all luck. Skull Dice, Graceful Dice, Time Wizard time roulette, roulette spider, and much more. And since Joey is a main character, he always has good luck because as littlekuriboh will say in a few episodes, he has "bullshit main character powers."

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 6 років тому +12

      I'm surprised he doesn't have snipe hunter or goddess of whim lol

    • @nikolasmokalis3425
      @nikolasmokalis3425 6 років тому +8

      Same can be said for yugi. When have they ever NOT drawn the card they need in that exact moment?

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 6 років тому +5

      This is why they always have him face off against cheaters. Well, the normal kind of cheating, not Millennium Item cheating.

    • @AW-gj4ji
      @AW-gj4ji 6 років тому +8

      JOey is pretty balanced in term of luck. He usually starts off with a lot of bad luck then his good luck starts. Also, unlike Kaiba and Yugi who has good cards that has high reward without risk, Joey is poor and stick with weaker gambling types

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 4 місяці тому +9

    "its just a wisecrack, Pharaoh"
    "Yeah well Yugi, next time a little more wise and a little less crack" 😂😂😂

  • @Valtharr
    @Valtharr 8 років тому +453

    I...I just binge-watched the entire series earlier today...and now this episode uploads...
    ...are you a wizard, LK?

    • @RKshamrock
      @RKshamrock 8 років тому +11

      Damn, that's some dedication. Must have been like 5 hours worth of stuff haha

    • @LeviathanRX
      @LeviathanRX 8 років тому +8

      No he's just a magician... a Dark Magician

    • @QosmicVoid
      @QosmicVoid 8 років тому +5

      Ive done this at least five times.
      Its glorious.

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy 8 років тому +5

      A sexy wizard XD

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 років тому +3

      Hagrid: You're a wizard, Martin.

  • @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437
    @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437 8 років тому +205

    brooklyn rage
    in america

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 7 років тому +71

    "You're stupid Tea" Tristan gets funnier every time I watch this series.

    • @jdrago9998
      @jdrago9998 6 років тому +3

      Eleodie Maracavanya A little swamp ass is acceptable!

  • @TheLastRaven6
    @TheLastRaven6 8 років тому +508

    "OK how do I unplug this thing."
    You can always use NCIS Gibs method. Shoot it.

  • @AsgUnlimited
    @AsgUnlimited 8 років тому +229

    That one dislike is from Joey

    • @3LANCER
      @3LANCER 8 років тому +6

      seems like he made another account

    • @BronzeBoy520
      @BronzeBoy520 8 років тому +5

      The other is from his undropped balls.

    • @nothere4601
      @nothere4601 8 років тому

      +GrgoljBlaster 4

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 років тому +3

      +Espa Roba Their dislikes don't deserve a spot on this video, but they might make a good coaster FOR MY DRINK!

    • @jessedale4287
      @jessedale4287 8 років тому +2

      they belong right in the shadow realm

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 8 років тому +176

    I love how bored Yami is.

    • @ShallBePurified
      @ShallBePurified 8 років тому +54

      I still don't GAF.

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 8 років тому +4

      WHAT THE FUCK IS DGAF? lol....Oh...

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 8 років тому

      ***** yeah

    • @BlueMageDaisen
      @BlueMageDaisen 8 років тому +33

      I love Joey's "Nyeh" after Kaiba tells him to go fuck himself
      The tone is just like "Understood!"

  • @atypicalinternetdweller4997
    @atypicalinternetdweller4997 7 років тому +78

    "Doirk Soid"
    What the hell Joey

  • @drpepperkingcom
    @drpepperkingcom 7 років тому +86

    This was my first episode of YGOTAS. I have no regrets.

  • @machina5
    @machina5 8 років тому +179

    Watching with subtitles cause Atem told me to. "A duel monsters card. You Gay must have been here."

    • @machina5
      @machina5 8 років тому +5

      Atem's new name is Tommy.

    • @5h4d0wtp9
      @5h4d0wtp9 8 років тому +1

      Yugi is also UV.

    • @machina5
      @machina5 8 років тому +1

      +Sam Kinsey Lol I saw that too

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 років тому +17

      The subtitles must have had Dartz as an accent coach.

    • @bakingwithunicorns454
      @bakingwithunicorns454 8 років тому +16

      Yugi is You Gay, Atem is Tommy, Mokuba is poke about and Kaiba is Time bomb... why do these make some amount of sence?

  • @CarbonMalite
    @CarbonMalite 8 років тому +685

    Why are you uploading Yugioh Abridged when you should be making more Yugioh Abridged?

    • @CarbonMalite
      @CarbonMalite 8 років тому +37

      ***** **as a coaster for my drink :)

    • @yuwu585
      @yuwu585 8 років тому +20

      Why are you watching this video when you could tell him to make a new episode?

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 років тому

      +The Malite Hey. I just saw you make Smash videos, too! I'm doing the same thing as well.

    • @MrIronWar
      @MrIronWar 8 років тому +1

      Why are you commenting this vid when you can email him to make more episodes?

    • @ygoprocustomcardsrisingpho9590
      @ygoprocustomcardsrisingpho9590 8 років тому

      +MrIronWar haha

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 7 років тому +252

    That girl who voices Dark Magician Girl sounds *EXACTLY* like the girl who dubbed every female character in every dubbed Hentai in the early 2000's.

    • @indigo7898
      @indigo7898 7 років тому +21

      you can tell of course xD

    • @marioramunno4180
      @marioramunno4180 7 років тому +112

      Rakinjo2 I'm a little concerned by the fact that you have that frame of reference

    • @reece7876
      @reece7876 7 років тому +8

      Rakinjo2 it's Nowacking

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 7 років тому +5

      Rakinjo2: Maybe it was Nowacking's mom.

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 5 років тому +10

      @@Charles_Anthony her name was yeswacking. Hence the hentai.

  • @heathersmith4042
    @heathersmith4042 7 років тому +236

    Yami: idgaf
    later: Yami: still dgaf
    WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

    • @ejcb_
      @ejcb_ 7 років тому +18

      "I continue to dgaf."

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 років тому +3

      Heather Smith today I have taken a break from gaf-ing today but I will continue tomorrow...

    • @shikagohan
      @shikagohan 5 років тому +1

      What does djaf mean?

    • @AdmiralRamirez7
      @AdmiralRamirez7 5 років тому +5

      @@shikagohan dont give a fuk.

    • @JadenMoon1475
      @JadenMoon1475 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shikagohan: "Idgaf" means I don't give a *_Censored_*
      It's a naughty word

  • @theplasmapro8343
    @theplasmapro8343 8 років тому +247

    Well, we get six a year now.
    Ya happy now, trolls?

    • @gamerguy8970
      @gamerguy8970 8 років тому +13

      bro chill

    • @harrisonwade999
      @harrisonwade999 8 років тому +8

      six a year for more money, exquisite value

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 років тому +13

      what is this? British television? Oh wait...

    • @0mrbel558
      @0mrbel558 8 років тому +6

      well at least it's still going

    • @LogosSteve
      @LogosSteve 8 років тому +2

      Well... that's several more than I release right now.

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 8 років тому +2495

    This is my favorite abridged series ever. Anybody agree?

  • @nanakb7785
    @nanakb7785 7 років тому +386

    "I was at the end of my rope. All I had was money, fame, friends and more money, but I felt so empty. Except for my wallet; that was still crammed full of money. " Damn this abridged series has a good way at looking at things in a realistic perspective. That and all the jokes referring to the fact the series revolves around a children's trading card game :D

    • @Hero_of_Storms
      @Hero_of_Storms 7 років тому +9

      Yugioh Abridged is kind of like a cinema sins video, but 20 times as funny

    • @shereehardin5783
      @shereehardin5783 6 років тому

      but clinical depression is like the negative feelings never going away even when you are logical:(

    • @alex-rs6ts
      @alex-rs6ts 6 років тому +2

      So she got depressed for no reason, and became evil? That's not how it works

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 6 років тому +7

      No, she got depressed from PTSD from being mind-raped by Marik.

    • @thenebulaxyz8849
      @thenebulaxyz8849 6 років тому +3

      And some manipulation by the Orichalcos.

  • @NatePieper
    @NatePieper 7 років тому +106

    Yami said watch with subtitles. Wow.
    "Time bomb, when did you get here?"
    "I don't know. Poke-about, check my schedule."
    This actually makes sense!

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 2 місяці тому +1

      Sadly there now ACTUAL proper subtitles instead of UA-cam’s weird autogenerated nonsense but at least we got this error at 1:04 (for now anyway)

  • @jcambriz5697
    @jcambriz5697 8 років тому +193

    kaiba is officially my favorite abridged character. lel

    • @jcambriz5697
      @jcambriz5697 8 років тому +2

      And then tristan.

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 8 років тому +2

      Duke Devlin

    • @rowknan9848
      @rowknan9848 8 років тому

      Mines probably Pegasus. Although Yami is probably one of my favorite anime characters in general.

    • @a.jwickerman8106
      @a.jwickerman8106 8 років тому +5

      +Rowknan Ooooooohh Kaiba boyy!!!!

    • @VetinariClone
      @VetinariClone 8 років тому +4

      Yami is also pretty great.

  • @TheMrKelloggs
    @TheMrKelloggs 8 років тому +530

    good episode.
    see you guys next year

    • @TheMrKelloggs
      @TheMrKelloggs 8 років тому +2

      xDDDDDDDDDDD jajajajajajaja

    • @EuroMIX2
      @EuroMIX2 8 років тому +12

      That's optimistic.

    • @warp_skip
      @warp_skip 8 років тому +38

      The joke doesn't even work anymore. He's been uploading way more often than 1 per year.
      Now if we were talking about PurpleEyesWTF... (god i miss none piece so much)

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 8 років тому

      *sniff*that show had me in fucking tears.

    • @sandlotshogun
      @sandlotshogun 8 років тому +8

      The editors are new, Martin's working hard, people have schedules and lives. Even if it's a joke, still distasteful.

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 7 років тому +73

    OMG I actually activated subtitles because I'm not from Brooklyn.
    Duke: "Yugi must have been here"
    Duke (subs): "You can muster in hair"
    Duke: "No, it had to be Yugi."
    Duke (subs): "No it had to be you gay"
    Mai: "I'm Mai Valentine"
    Mai (subs): "I'm my valentine"
    Yugi: "If souls aren't real how can you stand beside me 5000 years after you died?"
    Yami: "Lot's of stamina"
    Yami (sub): "Not substantial"
    rando dude: "I know, she couldn't even beat Joey Wheeler, and he's shit"
    random dude (subs): "I know she's gonna be Joey whele (take that as "Wheeler") any shit"
    It took Dartz' laugh at 5:49 as "Google"
    Joey: "Now I summon my new friend Hermos!"
    Joey (subs): "Now I summon my new friend: Her mouth!"
    Mai (subs): "What hair most"?
    Joey: "And now I'm going to use my time wizzard to transform Hermos into an even more powerful monster!"
    Joey (subs): "Now I'm going to use my time wizard to transform. I am most into an even more malleable monster!"
    Yami: "Curses!"
    Yami (subs): "Coasters!"
    Yami: "Kaiba! When did you get here?"
    Yami (subs): "Time bomb! When did you get here?"
    But I have to admit, most of Joeys subs where pretty correct. That's nice. On the other habd, the other guy with the "Australian" accent had dubs that made so less sense that it wouldn't be worth the effort writing them down here.

  • @willamobrien6292
    @willamobrien6292 8 років тому +70

    *Skull dice comes out*
    Duke: oh god look at the time I have to be somewhere *crying*

    • @tooth2887
      @tooth2887 5 років тому +4

      *sexy crying*

    • @JadenMoon1475
      @JadenMoon1475 2 місяці тому +2

      Oh God! Imagine _Apdnarg_ using Legendary Gambler each time Joey uses a card that requires a dice roll; Roll Of Fate, Skull Dice, Graceful Dice....

    • @NikkolasKing
      @NikkolasKing Місяць тому

      Funniest part of the ep for me.

  • @urge2game
    @urge2game 8 років тому +247

    This is officially my most favorite episode! The script is sooo hilarious! As well as the editing.

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 8 років тому +17

      my favorite is still episode 59

    • @xelic1996
      @xelic1996 8 років тому

      Same here. Just... so good. Perfect.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 років тому +2

      Obviously you haven't seen episode 13, episode 30, or Episode 55... or any other episode before episode 61

    • @xelic1996
      @xelic1996 8 років тому +5

      danwash19 Um? It's an opinion.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 років тому +1

      +RainMasterXD No shit and also because shut up

  • @brandonlivega
    @brandonlivega 8 років тому +609

    I was really expecting Joey to have sex while freeing Hermos lol

  • @ismaeel747
    @ismaeel747 6 років тому +30

    "Traveled to watch me play what is essentially an elaborate version of uno"... Damn

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 7 років тому +276

    "I'm more than just an impressive pair of tattas!"
    Uh, wasn't Mai the one who made all those jokes?

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 6 років тому +5

      Kanassa, I was about to make that comment, but somebody already beat me to it.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +29

      She was a victim to Season 1 writing just like Rex and Weevil.

    • @nickerhart6510
      @nickerhart6510 6 років тому +9

      Yep, I dont really mind the change but it was way to quick of a change from dumb sexist joke to ball busting intelligent feminist.

    • @BatWing_the_Penguin
      @BatWing_the_Penguin 5 років тому +7

      Light Yagami Heheheh. You said “beat”.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 2 роки тому

      @@nickerhart6510 this comment is cursed

  • @ashs8526
    @ashs8526 8 років тому +183

    Never ever clicked on a video so fast in my life..

  • @tomwatts703
    @tomwatts703 8 років тому +100

    This is the first episode I've watched of this
    Time to go and watch the rest of it

    • @GBrothersStudio
      @GBrothersStudio 8 років тому +4

      Yeah, same. We have a lot to catch up. :D

    • @brunocosta3224
      @brunocosta3224 8 років тому +14

      dont bingewatch it. you will have to wait like 4 years for a new episode :P

    • @ShadowKittyX139
      @ShadowKittyX139 8 років тому +1

      And we're still on the first turn

    • @BrynLFilms
      @BrynLFilms 8 років тому +22

      Oh man you've got a fun journey ahead of you

    • @GBrothersStudio
      @GBrothersStudio 8 років тому +6

      Too late. I watched every episode already. :

  • @Marv1089
    @Marv1089 7 років тому +216

    I love how Dartz's hypnotization turns characters' voices into ones more like the anime, rather than the abridged voices. Love that.

    • @SaturnsMysteriousEye
      @SaturnsMysteriousEye 6 років тому +17

      Except his own, apparently.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 5 років тому +2

      “Hypnotization” isn’t a word.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 5 років тому +1

      Yaowei Liang, not according to the dictionary it’s not.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 4 місяці тому

      ​@@tivednagol9127 do you know a better word?

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 4 місяці тому

      @@Sarah12471 the word you’re looking for is either hypnotism or hypnosis.

  • @kayleeconnors551
    @kayleeconnors551 6 років тому +70

    "Now, Mai, you know the rules. If it didn't happen on screen, then it didn't happen."
    ~Joey
    This is perfect, coming from Joey. He basically denies his entire consciousness. If you go back to the episode titled Crowd Atlas, at the very end, Joey comes up and says, "Hey, Yuge, I'm alive again!"
    Here's how the rest of the conversation went:
    "How did that happen, Joey?"
    "I just woke up while I was off screen."
    "Neat!"
    By Joey's rule in this episode, Joey should NOT be alive.
    What does this mean, that all of Joey's friends have gone mentally insane by the death of their best friend and are imagining the rest of the series?!!?

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +8

      Kaylee Connors Or maybe it's Joey having Bullshit Main Character Powers. It's another way of Screwing the Rules when you're a Main Character. LOL

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 5 років тому +5

      Everyone going insane and imagining Joey does make a lot of sense...

    • @moonfirearc6793
      @moonfirearc6793 5 років тому +2

      @@dnmstarsi You mean 'slightly more important than the majority of side characters' powers, right?

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 років тому +3

      @@moonfirearc6793 I know what I said and he's still a main character.

    • @milaylahire6318
      @milaylahire6318 5 років тому +4

      STOP RUINING YUGIOH KAYLEE

  • @RedDragonForce2
    @RedDragonForce2 8 років тому +103

    @10:54
    AWESOME!! MOKUBA ISN'T BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP!!!!

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 років тому +14

      That's Kaiba's 5:00.

    • @michael21726
      @michael21726 8 років тому +22

      "Big bro, it's time for your fi-"
      "Shut up Mokuba."

    • @GokuSS400
      @GokuSS400 8 років тому +4

      SHUT UP MOKUBA!!!!!!

    • @Sable_ish
      @Sable_ish 8 років тому +8

      SHUT UP MOKUBA

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 8 років тому +11

      Telling Joey to go fuck himself takes priority over telling Mokuba to shut up.
      One is an obligation, the other is pleasure.

  • @Rukdug
    @Rukdug 8 років тому +65

    *Snnfffff* Oooooohhhhhhhh yeah. That's some good abridged series cocaine right there.

  • @garciafever
    @garciafever 7 років тому +95

    "Now Mai, you know the rule: if it didn't happen on screen, it didn't happen."
    "So, in other words, since we've never seen your balls drop, we can assume it hasn't happened."
    *cue Supa Hot Fire's gang cheering in the background*.

  • @lubbockthequazarmaster9916
    @lubbockthequazarmaster9916 7 років тому +8

    5:40 "I bestow onto you the power of the ORACACAMALOUS!!" 😂😂😂

  • @hikarikibou9880
    @hikarikibou9880 8 років тому +77

    No seriously though, I have followed these episodes since 2006, they have accompanied me through my adolescence like Harry Potter got me through Childhood. Kudos man ^^

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart 8 років тому

      Me too.

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 8 років тому +3

      Yeah I been watching this and DBZA for a long while! Since the beginning almost!

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 8 років тому +2

      Like Harry Potter...
      Have you seen a A Very Potter Musical? Kinda does for HP what YGOTAS does for Yugioh

    • @qseued
      @qseued 8 років тому

      Same!!! LK is a part of our lives now.

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus 8 років тому +1

      Dude AVPM is the fucking best!

  • @red_spect3r833
    @red_spect3r833 8 років тому +423

    Joey ain't good, huh? *Watches Joey almost beat Marik but only lost because he fainted*
    I mean, if so many people think it, it probably isn't wrong.

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 8 років тому +71

      he has baby dragon in his deck. Baby freaking dragon

    • @red_spect3r833
      @red_spect3r833 8 років тому +68

      +kittehdrawrs Kaiba has Watapon

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 8 років тому +79

      Joey's issue isn't so much that he's not good, as it is that he's too poor to afford good cards. Hence relying on combos more than most of the original series' other characters.

    • @red_spect3r833
      @red_spect3r833 8 років тому +6

      Exactly

    • @cartman414
      @cartman414 8 років тому +22

      Ha, yeah.
      But the series totally pokes fun at both him and Mai, the latter for none of her wins being shown onscreen. (In her case, she's put up against an elite duelist/finalist, and comes within one move of winning.)

  • @Yashahiro_
    @Yashahiro_ 6 років тому +827

    Wait. When did you get a real girl to voice mai

    • @drawbyyourselve
      @drawbyyourselve 6 років тому +58

      Crystal Clod whatchu mean? He didn't!
      Kappa

    • @kayleeconnors551
      @kayleeconnors551 6 років тому +5

      Crystal Clod Nice profile pic and name! Peridot is the greatest!!

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 6 років тому +54

      The joke of having a new voice that sounds like her is a parody on when in this season, Mai's real VA for a new voice that many didnt like the old voice cuz she sounded like a typical southern woman.

    • @szabok1999
      @szabok1999 6 років тому +23

      Zeno I'm trying to find sense in your comment.

    • @Koda5Ds
      @Koda5Ds 6 років тому +1

      Age/SEX/Life points

  • @alialluaibi3008
    @alialluaibi3008 4 місяці тому +8

    It's back and on Valentines Day no lees !

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 8 років тому +41

    The Egyptians actually DID believe in a part-lion-part-hippopotamus-part-crocodile called Ammit!

    • @PrimeroJinJusuke
      @PrimeroJinJusuke 8 років тому +32

      That was part of the joke. Ammit actually appears in the manga, which is part of the reference.

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 років тому +5

      He was seen in Season 0 and in the manga but only once before Duel Monster.

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 8 років тому

      Jin Jusuke
      Wild.

    • @tcoren1
      @tcoren1 8 років тому

      +Jin Jusuke when was he in the manga?

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 років тому

      tcoren1 Episode 5 Season 0 and Manga Chapter 13 of Yu-Gi-Oh! (Not to be confuse with Duelist)

  • @MajinWamu
    @MajinWamu 8 років тому +189

    Haha, I am actually making a Dungeon Dice Monsters remake game too.

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 років тому +28

      It's going to get like 5 downloads a month too, so Pegasus is the real loser

    • @MajinWamu
      @MajinWamu 8 років тому +3

      I guess that's something :/

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 років тому +2

      The game looks brilliant though, I subbed a few months ago, your work is fantastic :)

    • @MajinWamu
      @MajinWamu 8 років тому +1

      No way! That makes me happy! I posted a new video. A bunch of amazing stuff is yet to come! Just wait until Thursday!

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 років тому +1

      No worries, loads of work must have gone into it, can't wait :)

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 6 років тому +17

    So you get Weevil and Rex, who are parodying two teens obsessed with sex, and you put them with Duke, the character who has been altered so much he basically is sex.
    That’s just good writing. Loved that opening!

    • @ssian5678
      @ssian5678 5 років тому

      6:44 um....is the implication here that Duke gave those two road-head?

  • @Unfazed7253
    @Unfazed7253 4 місяці тому +6

    It’s back
    It’s finally back

  • @DodoRebirth
    @DodoRebirth 8 років тому +57

    "Come to the dank side!" Geesh, my hearing was better in the old days..
    Also, does no one wanna mention how she broke the game with 6 Harpie Ladys on the field? Screw the rules, she has breasts!

    • @allosaurus5415
      @allosaurus5415 8 років тому +2

      2 Harpie Sisters. Problem solved.

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 8 років тому +35

      Mai: "The seal of Orichalcos lets me cheat at Duel Monsters!"
      Yami: "So, what we do for free all the time, basically?"
      Mai: "...Darn it!"

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 8 років тому +12

      Actually, apparently that IS an effect of the Seal. You can give up a S/T Card Zone for an extra monster.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 років тому +13

      Well, Atem did summon Ra knows how many giant hairy balls (aka Kuriboh) on the battlefield whenever he uses multiply...even though it's only supposed to summon 5 at max.

    • @captainpufen5064
      @captainpufen5064 7 років тому +4

      an actual eff of the seal, you can use monsters in your spell and trap cards zone

  • @Hewylewis
    @Hewylewis 8 років тому +259

    So when Mai becomes good again, does that mean she'll get her old voice back?

    • @12thArchknight
      @12thArchknight 8 років тому +39

      maybe since this is abridged but in the actual show from this point on mai did get a new actress

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 8 років тому

      good question, but i don't remember mai having her original voice in 4 kids ever since it changed.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 8 років тому

      That would be so funny if that happened!

    • @fthfsfss9490
      @fthfsfss9490 8 років тому +12

      Tristan had a voice change a few episodes into the show but LK still brought it back. Just saiyan.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 8 років тому

      I was talking about the Abridged Mai's original voice.

  • @historyofgaia135
    @historyofgaia135 4 місяці тому +139

    Yo, when did this get unbanned??

    • @Soledoubt
      @Soledoubt 3 місяці тому +9

      Feb 33

    • @jakesaysknee
      @jakesaysknee 2 місяці тому +6

      When did this get banned?

    • @ADHDanielz
      @ADHDanielz 2 місяці тому +3

      Can we just be happy it’s back🎉

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jakesayskneemany eons ago

    • @zenraloc
      @zenraloc 2 місяці тому +1

      Why was it banned XD

  • @shrikosophy
    @shrikosophy 7 років тому +38

    Did anyone find it extremely funny when Tristan says "desserts and swamps... ur stupid tea" ??? Hahahahahahahahaaahahahah

  • @newdye7535
    @newdye7535 8 років тому +34

    What happened to all of Yami's sexual references? Yugi is the one doing it now.

  • @SoldierOfFate
    @SoldierOfFate 8 років тому +16

    Anyone wonder that Hermos is a tad underpowered compared to Critias and Timaeus at first appearances? Critias transforms into a virus-infested dragon, Timaeus becomes a knight mount (with the Dark Magician Girl as the knight!) while Hermos...transforms into weapons. Okay, there's some gimmicky utility behind them, but still.
    Also, Joey not turning the sequence of him pulling the sword out of Hermos into an innunedo-loaded charade was surprising, considering what happened with Atem and Kaiba!
    "And occasionally, half-naked busty blondes who dress like wizards. Sexy wizards." Oh, if only Atem knew how many monsters there are based on DMG by this point...

  • @beefen3907
    @beefen3907 7 років тому +3

    10:30 Bakura:"Check his pulse!"

  • @strixkuriboh4949
    @strixkuriboh4949 5 місяців тому +2

    I cant believe that after all these years its back. This episode was blocked for so long Id thought the original upload would never see the light of day again.

  • @TheSilverFiles
    @TheSilverFiles 8 років тому +6

    7:18 Duke crying cracked me up!

  • @loganrenfrow2544
    @loganrenfrow2544 8 років тому +174

    So, is any duel in the anime ever won legitimately? Without a bunch of rule breaking bullshit?

    • @Totaldramawwe
      @Totaldramawwe 8 років тому +72

      Wait? THERE ARE RULES!!!!!!! "Smash self with chair and falls unconscious"

    • @soledsnak6632
      @soledsnak6632 8 років тому +94

      Don't you remember? Everyone who tried learning the rules has died.

    • @Buretsu
      @Buretsu 8 років тому +35

      The anime doesn't break rules, it sets the rules. There were no rules before the manga/anime made them up.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 8 років тому +74

      Screw the rules, I have money

    • @gray9818
      @gray9818 8 років тому +71

      "And in this time Duel Monsters is still an exploitable mess of a game, and I'm about to exploit the hell out of it."

  • @steveconvertibles3352
    @steveconvertibles3352 4 місяці тому +11

    Oh my lord this episode is back on UA-cam!

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu 7 років тому +71

    Mai seems to be a hell of a narrator. She even imitates Dartz accent so perfectly, that no one understands it.
    (What exactly is that accent by the way?

  • @JohnDiesByTheEnd
    @JohnDiesByTheEnd 8 років тому +4

    Congratulations on 10 years of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. Thank you so much for making this series.

  • @xandermagne2141
    @xandermagne2141 8 років тому +39

    I miss Little Kuriboh's Mai.
    McBalrog doesn't lend enough spunk to the voice.

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 8 років тому +56

      It's because her voice actress changed in the show permanently in this arc in the real show, small reference in the last episode.

    • @xandermagne2141
      @xandermagne2141 8 років тому

      ohhhh

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 8 років тому +10

      Eh. I prefer this voice, mostly because she sounds like an actual woman.

    • @achidikisob7759
      @achidikisob7759 8 років тому

      That is a plus.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 7 років тому +1

      Phrasing.

  • @newflame432hz3
    @newflame432hz3 5 місяців тому +4

    Episode 1 was blocked and these last years episodes were blocked, this youtube is really a pain

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 4 місяці тому +2

    I like that Episode 69 with the word Sex in the title (and being about Mai) is being re-recommended to me on Valentines Day.

  • @SilvantusSchnauzer
    @SilvantusSchnauzer 8 років тому +53

    This series has never been not funny

    • @beastmiester
      @beastmiester 8 років тому +7

      1 minute of this series is funnier than Kevin Hart, Amy Shumer, Jimmy Fallon, Conan, and all those other comedians combines.

    • @Shintaims8
      @Shintaims8 8 років тому

      NYEH!!!!

    • @hectorwhite8130
      @hectorwhite8130 8 років тому +8

      +Gunner11 to be fair, Amy Schumer sets the bar low.

  • @icemario19
    @icemario19 8 років тому +52

    Hell Yeah! LK's back!

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 8 років тому

      and gone again for the next 2-4 months :P

    • @djdannydan1203
      @djdannydan1203 8 років тому

      Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddd he's gone

    • @kingvarien
      @kingvarien 8 років тому +3

      +goldandragoon LK's got a lot going on. He's got a lot of depression and anxiety. The fact that he even made this video is an accomplishment.

    • @RebelCityEejit
      @RebelCityEejit 8 років тому

      +Daminals x He's been in that depressive state for like two years now. Whatevers troubling him must be dead serious.

    • @SaigaTenshi
      @SaigaTenshi 8 років тому

      also he will be the judge in TIBA... damn the judges are very scary, dont ya think?

  • @KingChiggy
    @KingChiggy 7 років тому +44

    So Rex and Weevil had to have their souls tested by trying to grab the stone in order to gain its power but Mai just needed a forehead touch?

    • @marcushendriksen8415
      @marcushendriksen8415 6 років тому +16

      Because Rex and Weevil aren't Mai Boobentine; why would Dartz want to touch them?

    • @gatorshark0870
      @gatorshark0870 6 років тому +5

      Cuz there Rex and Weevil, they aren't exactly known for there competence

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 6 років тому +1

      KingChiggy pause on 6:46...
      Wouldn't you want to do extra tests on these schmucks too?

    • @androzani84productions85
      @androzani84productions85 5 років тому +3

      KingChiggy because Mai was brainwashed, while Rex and Weevil decided to join Dartz willingly.

  • @catherinebracy7657
    @catherinebracy7657 7 років тому +7

    "What happened, is somebody taking the hobbits to Isengard?" XD I'm in love with Abriged Yami now! And Kudos to the LOTR references, LK!

  • @GuardianOfAkros
    @GuardianOfAkros 8 років тому +3

    I laughed sooooo hard at 8:50 that face is the best thing ive seen today :')

  • @georgerhianna6885
    @georgerhianna6885 8 років тому +32

    they were right, subtitles make it that much better.

    • @TheDeckBoxChannel
      @TheDeckBoxChannel 8 років тому

      can we say google Illuminati confirmed?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 8 років тому +11

      On a side note, the automatic subtitles are a lot better than they used to be. We might only have a few more years of mocking them...

    • @BluBBer9991
      @BluBBer9991 8 років тому +4

      I couldn't stop laughing after i read "you gay" instead of yugi

    • @Robochuck
      @Robochuck 8 років тому +1

      I am just dying! omg this is ungodly levels of comedy... by accident

  • @TristanUnChained
    @TristanUnChained 4 місяці тому +13

    Oh wow this episode is viewable again

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 3 роки тому +3

    Finally this episode got free from the copyright prison

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 8 років тому +3

    2:20 Said the guy who came from an ancient puzzle. =D

  • @jakobwienandt4050
    @jakobwienandt4050 4 місяці тому +11

    Whoa, did this Episode just get unbanned?

  • @GameXboy1
    @GameXboy1 4 місяці тому +6

    Good gawd I missed this episode!!!! I'm glad it's back!!! 🙂

  • @2ctheocean
    @2ctheocean 7 років тому +1

    Actually watching with subtitles is even more hilarious than usual.

  • @certaingloom3797
    @certaingloom3797 8 років тому +5

    Abriged Series is going to be great when it gets to the Memory Arc.
    1. Seto Kaiba doesn't believe the idea that a super model "Kisara" would fall in love with him rather than his money. By the end of the series, he goes looking for "Kisara".
    1b. Seto ponders that we'll meet again one day and thinks that Mokuba = Kisara
    2. When Yami goes into the afterlife, he thinks he's meeting his Egyptian comrades but actually goes to hell. You can hear his painful calls for his friends to comeback and save him.
    3. Yami calls Zorc hax.
    4. Hasan is Egyptian Superman. The Master Item Yami uses is the Superman Symbol.
    5. Everyone jokes that Yugi couldn't beat Yami since his onscreen record is bad.

  • @elizabethjennings231
    @elizabethjennings231 5 місяців тому +4

    What are with the subtitles at 1:04? "Pizza pie! I'm walkin' here! Brooklyn RAGE!" 🤣

  • @EeveeLynn
    @EeveeLynn 7 років тому +7

    "I'm more than an impressive pair of haha's!!!" *i'm crying laughing*

  • @janda1258
    @janda1258 3 роки тому +3

    From late 2020, the quote from 10:05 aged well

  • @Kittenfox_55
    @Kittenfox_55 8 років тому +59

    1:31 look at Yami he doesn't look right

    • @zwiebeldogs
      @zwiebeldogs 8 років тому +27

      Constipation is one pain in the ass. Poor Yami

    • @dannyalfonso7241
      @dannyalfonso7241 8 років тому +6

      They just had some terrible animation teams from now until the series ends

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 років тому +5

      Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

    • @daykbd
      @daykbd 8 років тому

      he DGAF

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 8 років тому +2

      This season has serious QUALITY issues.

  • @libbyandtai
    @libbyandtai 7 років тому +18

    Awe Joey didn't have sex in front of dmg in this episode missed opportunity

  • @Spiritprime91
    @Spiritprime91 7 років тому +10

    "I continue to DGAF..." Hahahaha!

  • @christianescandon9145
    @christianescandon9145 7 років тому +87

    So I watched with English subtitles and still didn't understand a single word from Joey or the Ausie fella

  • @TheLiverage
    @TheLiverage 7 років тому +26

    IDGAF, true friendship!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому

      TheLiverage Yugi is friends with Joey. Yami couldn't really give a shit about him or anyone else he hung out with.

  • @gaiusmarius4209
    @gaiusmarius4209 7 років тому +8

    the "taking the hobbits to Isengard" joke killed me... my soul has come back from the dead to type this comment... take that Pharaoh!

  • @dmas7749
    @dmas7749 6 років тому +2

    9:06 "Next time Yugi, a little more wise, and a little less crack"
    Well this is going on my list of best TAS Atem quotes.

  • @reverbssb1036
    @reverbssb1036 7 років тому +9

    The Dungeon Dice Monsters jokes kill me every time

  • @Bnoopy
    @Bnoopy 8 років тому +3

    That's what i love about YGOTAS. Every new episode is a ton of fun and well worth the wait.

  • @SuperLumianaire
    @SuperLumianaire 8 років тому +9

    My douche senses tell me that Joey Wheeler is insulting me! Hahahahaha!

  • @mohamedal-ganzoury3699
    @mohamedal-ganzoury3699 3 роки тому +2

    FINALLY
    For some reason this episode has been unavailable in my country for years

  • @AverageGamerGuyPlays
    @AverageGamerGuyPlays 10 місяців тому +2

    I’m glad I used the New York subtitles for this video.