People are really something. Man's is just trying to make cool thing and you make mean comments. Completely ignorant to the funny stuff both Joel and Michael do
See the project is good but you didn't consider the apex resonance of the lithium quarks being in the proximity of the glue as that slows down the velocity thereby eliminating a good ballistic arc I and most likely Michele reeves would have added a flux capacitor to better equal the cybernetic indulgences of the flimflamulator this increasing the rose-techodisilatron and increasing the muzzle velocity of the semi-viscous liquid not to mention that ignoring something as basic as the Hinzburg-Rochen hot glue principle published the the academic paper, "Hot Glue Guns In the military" published in 1902 that states, "to get an effective range thy must calculate the internal pressure of an unladen European swallow as the have a direct correlation to the fermenting of hot glue in the blast chamber. Really it's just that simple like I'd do it but I'm the one watching the videos not making them! This is satire don't murder me in my sleep with hot glue...
@Iain Kerr well I mean, on one of those cheap 3$ hotglue guns not so much, just don't touch the metal the glue is hot but not give ya blisters hot, unless you hold your hand on it for while
If you could talk while receiving third degree burns from liquid that’s now seeping into your pores that you cannot take off and if you try to rub it off it will make it worse
Sooo I know im late, but no comments gonna mention how bad it would hurt it be hit by this, literally sticks to you and burns and as you wipe it off it sticks even more....you my sir created a monster
I finally understand how in all the cyperpunk films and post-apocalyptic videos games every bandit no one is using actual firearms, instead choosing wierd alternative blasters. It's because prior to the apocalypse, the UA-cam magic engineers did tutorials on everything from gauss rifles to high powered laser pistols to actual hot glue guns. Great job, videos like this remind me that we are living in the future.
He just do advance in his build no ones one the hot glue gun gun becouse its just suggested by micheal reeves fans and stop hurting feelings of others and stop insulting others becouse you want to be a top fan of micheal reeves lile dani said...SHUT SHUT
Benjamin sussex he wasn’t claiming it was original it just went with the video dumbass it’s called a joke I doubt you completely made up all of your jokes
"Everyone didnt want projectile hot glue, they wanted streams of hot glue." Me: I like the induction heating hot glue gun better that does more damage and is just cool
“I don’t know what it’s gonna keep out” Women. It’s gonna keep out women. Nerd. In all seriousness I love this design and the fact that it shot out in a fluid stream blows my mind. It’s an amazing end product and I really hope Michael brings it up to “react to it” in his usual fashion!
I checked with my science team, and they assure me that this is what is technically know as "f***ing awesome" +/-1% for measurement errors and changing tastes. This works impressively well, especially for such a crazy idea, and the gun gets bonus points by looking pretty decent and having at least a nod to ergonomics (e.g. the entire gun fits in your hands and seems sturdy enough to last). It's reliable enough that the engineer in me wonders if some practical use could be found for it🤔. In any case, well done 👍
Thanks for noticing Zach, I attempted to apply my product design skills into making it reasonably functional, compact, and aesthetically pleasing. The pressure cable looped at the back was impractical as heck though, but it looked so much cooler...
I admire your sticktoitiveness, really adhering to the tenants of what a "glue gun" is. Don't let the haters get to you though, remember the old proverb of; I'm rubber, you're glue, something something, shoot at you or whatever it was. Anyways much love and peace out.
haha that reminds me, I was walking to the bus last semester when a girl accidentally touched my dick. I had shorts on from PE, I had to walk in sort of a weird way for the rest of the way to the bus. One of my most embarrassing moments. EDIT: When I said I had to walk a weird way it was because I was boned not because I fucking cummed.
Okay so I’m 99% certain messing with this u have gotten burned with hot glue, and it hurts like hell, so imagine this as a home defense weapon and hitting someone’s exposed face over and over
To clarify, I started this as a bet with my wife (yes, I know, whatever.) That I could shoot it wall to wall in our bedroom (11x13) as a joke, then saw this video and it became a hilarious reality, might post a video on the ol' PH account
NEW GLUE GUN! ua-cam.com/video/Vxq6W9XIAd0/v-deo.html
Why did u make a Glue Jizz Gun?
Yeah
Has Michael seen this on twitch?
Make a sandwich video
when a random persons comment has more likes than the youtubers
An animatronic lion read my name out loud, in a video about Satan's jizz launcher. Your Patreon is the best money I've ever spent.
Time stamp?
@@eBlakeston 10:15 I believe
Matt saw some stuff
Louis Pate thanks man
@@spicybaguette7706 hmmmm
I love how a war has started because someone typed something around the lines of "build a literal glue gun haha"
Whoever wrote that must be proud.
they must be so amazed by how much the caused lmaooo
@@octo349 I wouldn't put it past the writer to not know what's been going on at all
@@stringlapse its amazing
@@AstroKitty16 NGL I think a dude engineering a screaming roomba is intending to get a laugh over teaching engineering
My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
Thank you Carl Siemens, very cool
haha haa
Oh my god that is so good I’m dying
I don't believe that happened
👏 👏
I like the idea that you're Michael reeves arch nemesis and is willing to take him down if he ever goes batsht insane or vice versa
IF? You mean When, right? :p
Agreed…….. we’ll need a steam punk overlord to save us
funny you think Michael hasn’t already gone insane
Its even funnier because his thing is hot glue guns and Michaels is tasers because hot glue doesn’t conduct electricity
@@karma400 looool that is kinda funny
a nice idea but honestly a better plan would be to buy a real gun and then force people at gun point to glue things for you
I can't officially endorse this comment, but your logic is undeniable
@@JoelCreates yes
@@fafnirthedragon2992 and the tasers are actually C4
Wow. Good job going off topic class.
@@fafnirthedragon2992 well obviously
Imagine being the guy that first suggested to Michael to make a hot glue gun lol
Is that you? I'm not gonna take the time to watch the vid again
He’s probably extremely happy with himself
Joseph F. He showed the comment in this video and it wasn’t him 0:53
You have the same dragon picture as your icon that I had for years.
This is absolutely mental, I love it. I have literally never seen a better weaponized glue gun
Good to see you stuck to your guns, and adhered to a solid build plan. It's nice to see some one so bonded to their interests.
That stream of hot glue-puns really holds itself together. Well sprayed.
Both of you are shooting out some hot jokes that's sure to stick!
uhg
"Am I being nice enough to Michael Reeves?"
Dude, Michael Reeves isn't nice to Michael Reeves; what are you trying to prove?
Jason G that’s the whole joke there bud
@@richardrobertson454 I'm glad I could tell it in its entirety for you. ^_^
😂
Can’t wait to see all the “prank videos” where people get assaulted with hot glue
dittmar104 Hahahahahaha
Lmao
More like pfffsstt
@@Corneous_Little_Gobling Spicy silly string?
“CaLm dOwN it’s a PrAnK”
Michael Reeves: No you can’t just make a hot glue gun that works
Joel: Haha Green gun goes brrrrrr
Gotta get them Russianbadger references
I think "Haha Green gun goes Ptss" would be more reasonable.
@@jusarson7237 Imagine thinking everything is a russianbadger reference
Couldn't be me
I laughed at this my humor is gone tonight
Wrong again; a hot glue gun is a functional gun made out of hot glue.
YES!
Single shot lifetime
Modify a 3d printer to print with hot glue and the CAD files already exist!
@@sleepingthroughdays is this a double wooooosh or did you get woooooshed?
Yes
Everyone: good job
My brain: *c u m g u n*
*bring forth ye c u m g u n*
r/cursedcomments
Ahh yes CUM SHOT'S
I was just about to comment that
Everyone: cum gun
You: “
Everyone: good job
My brain: *c u m g u n*
“
“I had an idea to improve the gun that really stuck with me”
Hunter Simon u are my hero
Took me a while
Damn,I laughed so hard I joined purple alien gang
We need to get this man more subs so Michael Reeves will have an arch enemy
Bold of you to assume it isn’t the other way around
"This is how you properly shoot a hot sticky mess"
Correction: *with a gun*
Cum
*n u t*
I still love that people actually tried to roast you for being “mean” to michael reeves 😂 like, bruh, have you SEEN his videos?
@@kevinbissinger what do you mean after he became famous his first youtube video went viral
Nah youtubers are underground until they hit 10m subs
Micheal Reeves probably doesn't even give a shit.
Wait hold on I watched farther, nevermind.
@@kevinbissinger big mistake his newest video is hilarious
UUHHHHH DADDY
Don’t mind me just making super embarrassing comments for the lion robot to read.
Are you a furry
@@AgenttMMouse uwu
@@AvoxionYT Hai OwO
You needed me?
@@AgenttMMouse The real question is
are you gay?
Him and michael reeves are like yin and yang, they keep a balance, keep each other in check
Home intruder: breaks in.
Joel: honey grab the hot glue gun.
Home intruder: pure confusion.
They aim for the EYES
I AM CONFUSION
Yeah, but have you ever accidentally touched molten hot glue? That shit is like baby's first napalm.
Joel: "it's glukkake time"
cursed
Things Joel Does:
1. Creates
2. Composes
3. Cuts to Chases
Yep. Except, we all know he hates haters. :)
Ye
600and *69*
Those slow-motion shots remind me of a certain Japanese entertainment genre.
Perhaps... Off brand anime?
that ain’t it chief
Can we get the fbi in here
iatneh
Can’t be hentai.....wait....
I haven’t seen something shoot and stick to a wall like that since back in ‘99 when my parents got dial up and I discovered internet porn.
wow
ok
Imagine breaking into a random home and getting shot in the face and neck with that monster
peachpanda96 how about the back 😉
so THAT'S why his face looks like that
Yeah, but the hot glue gun would probably be worse
IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!!
How about the eyes, good luck opening them
People are really something. Man's is just trying to make cool thing and you make mean comments. Completely ignorant to the funny stuff both Joel and Michael do
If we didn't harass Joel into making a better glue gun, we wouldn't have this video
@@creeperlamoureux yeah no, last design was rough and not that great but atleast it functioned as a gun (with projectiles)
@@pottasium7117 this is the better glue gun, it's projectile is a spray of molten glue
it’s called content. we get this man clout and subscribers even if we’re just her to protect daddy michael reeves.
Justawaffle how can he be a daddy? He’s five years old
See the project is good but you didn't consider the apex resonance of the lithium quarks being in the proximity of the glue as that slows down the velocity thereby eliminating a good ballistic arc I and most likely Michele reeves would have added a flux capacitor to better equal the cybernetic indulgences of the flimflamulator this increasing the rose-techodisilatron and increasing the muzzle velocity of the semi-viscous liquid not to mention that ignoring something as basic as the Hinzburg-Rochen hot glue principle published the the academic paper, "Hot Glue Guns In the military" published in 1902 that states, "to get an effective range thy must calculate the internal pressure of an unladen European swallow as the have a direct correlation to the fermenting of hot glue in the blast chamber. Really it's just that simple like I'd do it but I'm the one watching the videos not making them!
This is satire don't murder me in my sleep with hot glue...
Pls link to the research paper, or theory.
Oh my gahd you sir are a god
or was it an african swallow?
This is a good copypasta
fully aware this is a joke but as a physics major it physically hurts
Id write a glue joke, but it really wouldnt stick.
Stick with me here, you'll get your pun in no time
Where is it?
Wait a minute
I’m an idiot how did I fall for this
Bruh... 🤣
God I hate you but at the same time this comment is so cleverly crafted I can’t knock you for it.
Imagine working at a bank and this guy rolls up with a futuristic glue gun
Yup hell glue your hands to the desk so you cant press for an alarm
Ahhhhhh. Yep. Wait. What if there was a gun that could shoot both a trait stream and glue balls................ "o"
Shows you take comments seriously, where’s that sexy soul patch at
You're a good man,thank you
@Okay Tyler .
Look at you building a 'Elderly-Dude-Climax-Simulator'
i-Its gonna look like that in forty years?
I'm boned.
imagine getting shot by this like "did you just spray me with hot glue?" "yes"
Imagine if there was a couple of them made and to also function as laser tag guns, just dont tell your anyone other than the "heating issue."
... cause I’m blind now and can’t tell. And also my mouth is welded shut. Wait...
only problem are the burns and hot glue hurts like hell when at liquid temp
@Iain Kerr well I mean, on one of those cheap 3$ hotglue guns not so much, just don't touch the metal the glue is hot but not give ya blisters hot, unless you hold your hand on it for while
If you could talk while receiving third degree burns from liquid that’s now seeping into your pores that you cannot take off and if you try to rub it off it will make it worse
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someones daughter: 3:58 4:52 5:34 6:01 6:17 7:59 8:05 8:10 8:18 8:48 9:26 9:57
H0pped this comment is highly underrated.
Time stamp god
?
Ben Dover69 you got all the time stamps, nice job.
N i c e
"Imagine having an IQ above room temperature"
- Michael Reeves Stan
does he live in the arctic?
I don't think anyone has an IQ above 293.
In what scale? Because in celsius, a good room temperature is about 20ºC
@@Crlarl I definitely wasn't talking Kelvin
@@Mobiusquip
528?
Sooo I know im late, but no comments gonna mention how bad it would hurt it be hit by this, literally sticks to you and burns and as you wipe it off it sticks even more....you my sir created a monster
Top ten best defensive weapons
Have you ever burned yourself with a standard hot glue gun? its already like that
being burned with a hot glue gun is like being hit by napalm
@@littelcreatchure506 but now with long range
@@watermelon8487 oh goody
Another underrated youtuber :(
Never forget to appeal to the beans audience
Eren Yıldırım don’t ask. It’s a path you only walk one direction
"The equivalent weight of the gloo i shoot is about one whole stick"
-Joel 2020
byg bron 🧠
After Michael’s sad excuse for an adhesion promoting device, I have to say: watching those money shots is satisfying.
He did this build even tho people made fun of him, He really "stuck to his guns"
I finally understand how in all the cyperpunk films and post-apocalyptic videos games every bandit no one is using actual firearms, instead choosing wierd alternative blasters. It's because prior to the apocalypse, the UA-cam magic engineers did tutorials on everything from gauss rifles to high powered laser pistols to actual hot glue guns. Great job, videos like this remind me that we are living in the future.
Styropyro
Bruh he is the
"Glue gunner" from bloons td
Holy shit what have u just wished upon this holy land
I haven't heard that name in year's
@@ascent.2285 because bloons is dead
@@ascent.2285 because bloons is dead
@@yourweaboofriend3950 It isn't, btd 6 came out in 2018, and its reviews are overwhelmingly positive on steam.
Fucking loved the part with the lion. And also the start when you explained the whole situation, ahaha
It's _almost_ perfect, now all it needs is to moan when you pull the trigger.
And no; You're too nice to Michael.
i like when the lion just said “dont copy reeves b***h
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark
From the lion: dont copy the lion bitch!!!!!
He just do advance in his build no ones one the hot glue gun gun becouse its just suggested by micheal reeves fans and stop hurting feelings of others and stop insulting others becouse you want to be a top fan of micheal reeves lile dani said...SHUT SHUT
Ay we got the same profile pic!
@@memescoep8851 ayyyyyy
Michael reeves but instead of an evil genius hes a normal genius
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone’s daughter:
I ruined this comment with this terrible reply.
i dont get it
NotSteve 66 you will eventually
Benjamin sussex he wasn’t claiming it was original it just went with the video dumbass it’s called a joke I doubt you completely made up all of your jokes
More like son and girlfriend
Everyone is talking about the hotglue gun and I'm here wondering what are those dope looking speakers on his desk.
They look custom made
He has a video on those I’m pretty sure, check it out
Same
I have a pair of lampshades I can do that with
Music makes me feel like I just walked I to a dungeon in terraria
Ahhh the nostalgia
Is this song available fo buy?
Egggzactly
Thank you for doing this, I too got annoyed that he didn't build one.
You have to do a collab with michael sometimes
Xingyu Zhao yeah I’d say about 7
@@StankyCloud I was thinking more like 4.2
@@elmikeomysterio5496 5.6 is the sweet spot tbh
5.62973 to be precise; don’t neglect your significant figures.
he should collab with jreg's commie
Hot glue gun 2.0? Not naming it "The Climax"
"Everyone didnt want projectile hot glue, they wanted streams of hot glue."
Me: I like the induction heating hot glue gun better that does more damage and is just cool
2.0 for business, 1.0 for taking care of business.
Stream is better because glue hot and painfull
I like how much effort you put in videos. Great video btw.
I can't believe Michael hasn't posted a comment yet telling Joel to take down this video.
Why would he?
@@elmikeomysterio5496 because that's is what he did to the last video
@@quinnatwood2326 I was unaware of that.
@@elmikeomysterio5496 it was a joke ofc
ElMikeoMysterio
He said it as a joke ofc
*Richie the Tiger vs Trigger Me Elmo*
Coming to a theater that's closed during quarentine near you! Never!
Comrade Elmo has some massive chad energy tho...
rule34 when
Elmo wins
would watch
no, i think i know you from the “More Cowbell” turn signals
You are definitely being too nice to that small Philippino child
"behind me you can see my cat, but also"
annnnd I'm subbed.
Crinfarr basically lol
“I don’t know what it’s gonna keep out”
Women. It’s gonna keep out women. Nerd.
In all seriousness I love this design and the fact that it shot out in a fluid stream blows my mind. It’s an amazing end product and I really hope Michael brings it up to “react to it” in his usual fashion!
I guess your first idea... didn’t stick
Im so sorry for making this terrible pun and i shall now commit seppoku
*Sudoku
Icky Leslie yesn’t
Don't commit to seppokki before you know if you like it.
SeppoGLUE
If only this had been invented before the nail gun, they could have hot glued Jeebus to the cross.
Martha: Wanna Scrap book tonight Karen?
Karen: Let me get my Glue Gun
Glue Gun:
I checked with my science team, and they assure me that this is what is technically know as "f***ing awesome" +/-1% for measurement errors and changing tastes. This works impressively well, especially for such a crazy idea, and the gun gets bonus points by looking pretty decent and having at least a nod to ergonomics (e.g. the entire gun fits in your hands and seems sturdy enough to last). It's reliable enough that the engineer in me wonders if some practical use could be found for it🤔. In any case, well done 👍
Thanks for noticing Zach, I attempted to apply my product design skills into making it reasonably functional, compact, and aesthetically pleasing. The pressure cable looped at the back was impractical as heck though, but it looked so much cooler...
It could be used for crowd control. It would be cool if he could make a soldering iron similar to this (without the canisters).
I admire your sticktoitiveness, really adhering to the tenants of what a "glue gun" is. Don't let the haters get to you though, remember the old proverb of; I'm rubber, you're glue, something something, shoot at you or whatever it was. Anyways much love and peace out.
I'm rubber, you're now covered in hot glue
Hubba Bubba hi rubber I’m Solitacal. Edit: I’m sorry
glue jokes? i guess you're really... *beating a dead horse*
maybe that one was a stretch.
He's like Micheal Reeves for the wierd kids who had hella nerf guns
ALSO-RAN ! What the actual fuck are you doing with your life?
@@justsomeamerican5283 rude
Faze Obama What? It’s a genuine question...
@@justsomeamerican5283 more than you obviously, nerf guns are expensive
5:34 when a girl accidentally touches my leg.
haha that reminds me, I was walking to the bus last semester when a girl accidentally touched my dick. I had shorts on from PE, I had to walk in sort of a weird way for the rest of the way to the bus. One of my most embarrassing moments.
EDIT: When I said I had to walk a weird way it was because I was boned not because I fucking cummed.
Holo Scope prolly not something you wanna be telling people man
@@Biggus-dickus0 It was funny nonetheless
@@trollfacelover4734 why?
Holo Scope I was only joking man😂
me: it has a taser?
Joel: no bu-
me: then i dont want it
You might tazer yourself with the electronics, sooo does that make it dangerous enough?
@@jwsjacobs you clearly arent Micheal Reeeeeaves fan :(
WE NEED MORE TASER
@@jwsjacobs if it hurts it cools
(I couldn't make anything better)
The design is sickkk. Looks like a halo weapon
Okay so I’m 99% certain messing with this u have gotten burned with hot glue, and it hurts like hell, so imagine this as a home defense weapon and hitting someone’s exposed face over and over
Rifle or shotgun version !
That would hurt so fucking bad. Anyone who’s gotten even a little bit of hot glue on their fingers knows that this gun is basically lethal lol
Zakariah Smith I mean I wouldn’t want them to die just yet....
5:39 me twelve times a day since quarantine started
ooooooof!
@@jacobjones6682 oof indeed
Same
I feel you man
Same lol
You should have said "This was hard to make but I really *stuck* to it."
If you have any more glue jokes, the make sure to *stick* them in the comments below.
Gh05t Parkour/Freerunning I guess I’m in a bit of a *sticky* situation with the pun competition.
@@supern0v477 You seen to be pretty *adhered* to your puns
wow this glue dun idea is really sticking to me
6:17 when you're 13 and see a commercial with attractive women
@@nunsense9489 Every kind
im 13
@ who asked
@@dancibotaru6613 good question
Julius Hall when?
I love your style, this was incredibly well executed and your musical scores are insanely good. 10/10
FPS Russia - glue edition
I miss that man
69 likes
Nice
The next guy that breaks into his house is gonna get themselves in a pretty “sticky” situation.
I call it the Money Shot Gun*TM*
* patent pending*
The flesh burning, screaming, scalding, ohfuckitwontcomeoff money shot gun.
Finally something to repair my broken marriage
God damn the mad lad did it
Yes.
Yes he did.
Lad went full mad.
Didn't even get salty.
5 minute crafts wants to know your location
Woman: Give me your hot sticky load!
Joel: *pulls out, and pulls out gluegun*
I cant upvote since you have 69 upvotes D:
*puts in glue gun*
“Go down in the comments and tell me your glue jokes” should’ve been “leave a comment on what jokes really stick to you”
Damn
6:04 - I completely thought you were going to say something like, "I'm having a really hard time coming up with glue puns, so please, stick with me."
"don't copy reeves" fucking killed me
Build a machine that does “surgery”
Perfect
Why? Micheals was perfect already and there is nothing to fix about it.
Mixup 221 you did it! The joke! Wow!
"You just keep pumping them out one after another"
Michael REEEEEEEEEEEE
He’s like micheal reeves but less reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeves
Edit: and less elongated musket
This is michael reeves but without the crackhead Hawaiian energy
I love that you made this an actual thing. Fantastic work!
I sincerely think that the gun before was cooler. But, how you brought this one together is amazing. You progressed a lot! It was hella funny
I don’t know any glue puns so I’ll let someone else “stick” it to you
2:46
no
I like that you really stuck to your guns
Yes
"write down the glue jokes that would stick"
I mean, I guess he's literally throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks
you can reuse the thing to shoot another video: A gun that shoots high volumes of ketchup to the victim, might wanna lose the heating element tho
no, keep the heating element. It has to shoot ultra-fucking-hot ketchup at the victim
@@A1mless666 I like you
@@A1mless666 Yes and upgrade it to 1000°c
Tomi Gt bruh I’m pretty sure that’s as hot as the surface of the sun
Lets pretend like your high and cant think straight
9:28 willing to bet that after 4 weeks of quarantine I can shoot a warm semi-fluid further than that
Its been 4 weeks ,how was your training
@@qiamzess9875 happy to report, I can manage a full 13 feet if aimed at the proper angle
@@jeremiahdavis7904 "hey babe, back up... farther... farther... thats good."
@@alech9418 I hate when people get my dialogue perfectly... you know me too well
To clarify, I started this as a bet with my wife (yes, I know, whatever.) That I could shoot it wall to wall in our bedroom (11x13) as a joke, then saw this video and it became a hilarious reality, might post a video on the ol' PH account
I don’t know glue jokes, you put me in a sticky situation here