How to Spend 1 Billion | TMG - Episode 312

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  • @CobbyXDD
    @CobbyXDD Рік тому +972

    Noel the type of guy to throw a fit if he doesn’t have his breakfast burrito before a podcast episode.

  • @Ladybugz99
    @Ladybugz99 Рік тому +503

    They should do a Cody & Noel try not to talk about casinos challenge !

    • @johnfaughender7360
      @johnfaughender7360 Рік тому

      Nah. They like it so they will talk about it. If you don't like who they are or what they talk about don't listen. Super easy

    • @Ladybugz99
      @Ladybugz99 Рік тому

      @@johnfaughender7360 ME WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A JOKE IS 🫨🤯🤯😨🤔

    • @PickledFaces
      @PickledFaces Рік тому

      ​@@johnfaughender7360untie your nuts, it's a joke

  • @cottagegremmy
    @cottagegremmy Рік тому +275

    I'm stoned to the bone and I saw Noels meal and thought it was a big ass piece of grilled chicken

  • @samuellindsell3967
    @samuellindsell3967 Рік тому +216

    Each episode we slowly see noel and cody coming to terms with their developing gambling addictions

    • @toobad8657
      @toobad8657 Рік тому +6

      That money coulda went to trill boys 😮 instead they burn it in a place literally designed to rip it from you

    • @happynealltdpolly
      @happynealltdpolly 11 місяців тому

      @@toobad8657good point… but i’m glad pay piggies’re doing well without them anyway

  • @kaleighcoutermarsh4922
    @kaleighcoutermarsh4922 Рік тому +102

    Nobody makes Cody laugh like Noel. And I love it. Also, that cake joke fuckin killed me! 😂😂

  • @decaffeinatedcolombian
    @decaffeinatedcolombian Рік тому +63

    I really liked that Cody made Noel bust out laughing at the end. It was so genuine and reminded me of early TMG

  • @Zack_Raefski
    @Zack_Raefski Рік тому +312

    WE DID IT YALL WE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE OLD CARPET ENOUGH THEY FINALLY REPLACED IT 🎉

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Рік тому +7

      What was wrong with it

    • @crashh-course
      @crashh-course Рік тому +5

      ​@@juwairiyahummabdullahdirty and raggedy

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Рік тому +5

      @@crashh-course i couldnt tell tbh

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck Рік тому +3

      @@juwairiyahummabdullahduring a couple episodes they show that there was just a huge spot of mold on the carpet. How it happened? They don’t even know, also the salmon colored carpet was pretty bleak tbh

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Рік тому

      @@Howard_T_Duck yea the colour is definately better but i never saw the mold lol

  • @tannermichaeldubyak
    @tannermichaeldubyak Рік тому +946

    I will give 1 million dollars for every episode Cody and Noel can go without talking about the casino…

    • @kobehamilton6900
      @kobehamilton6900 Рік тому +61

      Sounds like the house hasn’t been treating you well

    • @KS-vf3ru
      @KS-vf3ru Рік тому +59

      Y’all are taking this too seriously. It’s obviously a joke, they aren’t actually mad…

    • @Williamgaming742
      @Williamgaming742 Рік тому +13

      Typical Tanner

    • @astr0sauce
      @astr0sauce Рік тому +9

      @@KS-vf3rutheir half-irony is just to mask that they’re actually interested in that stuff. i’ve seen them do it with many topics for years. they act like they only care cause it’s relevant or something, but then they keep talking about it.

    • @skyfinancejanitor6695
      @skyfinancejanitor6695 Рік тому +1

      Nah theyre not gonna stop until they win a bazillion dollars. Unlike their ufc and f1 talks

  • @senadosaj
    @senadosaj Рік тому +26

    why does noel alway cry laughing when its an ad break

  • @3Leches
    @3Leches Рік тому +49

    10 years later I still get chills from this

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat Рік тому +26

    you guys have no idea how excited I got when you said “two guys from Toronto”. I had no idea who Random Order was but Noel having a guest appearance on there put me on to them and I have since binge watched their podcast. They have become one of my new fav pods so I’m really looking forward to seeing them interact again.

    • @sBrCj
      @sBrCj Рік тому +2

      Faaacts I was as soon as they said two guys from Toronto I'm I was like oh shit

  • @kronk3r689
    @kronk3r689 Рік тому +54

    i NEED the context to that first ad read, noel was absolutely LOOSING it

  • @m4rr563
    @m4rr563 Рік тому +40

    We need a Cody and Noel Do: Haunted Maze

  • @jacksonhartgraves
    @jacksonhartgraves Рік тому +60

    I wonder when the subway sponsorship will work it’s way into the TMG lore

    • @xtheFTFnoobHD
      @xtheFTFnoobHD Рік тому +13

      Hopefully they don’t end up like the last guy subway sponsored 🤥

    • @sBrCj
      @sBrCj Рік тому +1

      LMFAO dude in one of my other comments I literally said Noel needs to eat more often and suggested he eat a sub next time

  • @TackledHistory
    @TackledHistory Рік тому +19

    This is one of the best episodes of the podcast so far. Literally watched the whole thing and it was over before I knew it.

  • @Daggerfox9
    @Daggerfox9 Рік тому +18

    Noel and his burrito is me with my joint😂 just holding it and talking only to be hitting it once or twice every 30 minutes lmao

  • @EzraHawk
    @EzraHawk Рік тому +21

    i can see Cody naming his kid Tanner tbh

  • @darklordsupreme1449
    @darklordsupreme1449 Рік тому +166

    Ladies, we can finally uncringe. The boys finally sprung for new carpet, instead of slot machines and small vehicles

    • @Amber14333
      @Amber14333 Рік тому +4

      😂😂 yay for us lady watchers hahaha wow that sounded weird. I am an actual lady as well hahaha

  • @vivle3326
    @vivle3326 Рік тому +8

    Loved Noel's wacky motorsports highlight! Nascar-like events bore me, but the atypical vehicles and unique local tracks are so fun!

  • @9rebeccaann
    @9rebeccaann Рік тому +16

    I need Noel to look into the bathtub races in Nanaimo, BC, Canada. I just have a feeling he would enjoy it

  • @ZacharyTyler0509
    @ZacharyTyler0509 Рік тому +9

    It was awesome to hear Noel talk about saving Ollie while also staring at Ollie's shit on the bottom of his shoe the entire time

  • @shelbyschockmel8908
    @shelbyschockmel8908 Рік тому +9

    You can tell Cody is Canadian solely based on the way he says house

  • @LEO_0017
    @LEO_0017 Рік тому +11

    Noel bites his breakfast sandwich like his teeth are super sensitive

  • @111ihavenoidea
    @111ihavenoidea Рік тому +9

    I loved Cody's use of UK slang I was rolling

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 Рік тому +5

    I liked that they asked of Cody watched the new Saw, as if he goes to movie theaters

  • @rachelolsen988
    @rachelolsen988 Рік тому +9

    never thought the cold open would be just 40 seconds of counting but here we are

  • @narcissisticick9660
    @narcissisticick9660 Рік тому +12

    12:37 It took me a good 5 minutes to realize Cody was trying to say “say no more”. “Say nuting” really sent me 😭

  • @aaaaaaaa-xg4je
    @aaaaaaaa-xg4je Рік тому +49

    50

  • @amberbaker5554
    @amberbaker5554 Рік тому +3

    Hearing Cody and Noel talk about the Isle of Man is the weirdest thing, I didn’t expect to watch these guys play clips of my hometown roads

  • @kitty_-0_0-_70
    @kitty_-0_0-_70 Рік тому +2

    "two guys from Toronto" I literally gasped

  • @xmvy
    @xmvy Рік тому +19

    Noel the type of guy to spend a billion

  • @von8786
    @von8786 Рік тому +7

    Finally! I’ve been waiting for you boys all day

  • @apurvasharma6915
    @apurvasharma6915 Рік тому +5

    "imagine if you are looking at a person, but you are not sure whether they are cake" 💀💀

  • @teaganriley21
    @teaganriley21 Рік тому +4

    I look forward to this every week

  • @rebecca6637
    @rebecca6637 Рік тому +7

    Personally I love when you guys talk about casinos. The people who tell you they’re over it clearly haven’t felt the pure euphoria of hitting a stupendous win on rich little piggies. Keep it up guys 🙏🏼

  • @christopherhanham2022
    @christopherhanham2022 11 місяців тому

    Not Noel saying he gets “tons of racing thoughts” during the better help ad🤣 then smirked

  • @JZ3987
    @JZ3987 Рік тому +5

    Noel was on fire today😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rhysdavies8737
    @rhysdavies8737 Рік тому +3

    So glad you guys got new carpet! Looks amazing

  • @tubs7426
    @tubs7426 Рік тому

    okay i was born and raised in southwestern appalachia VIRGINIA and your Appalachian accent was spot on for the judge

  • @daveydabsftp5260
    @daveydabsftp5260 Рік тому +3

    I need that jae and trey escape room video now😂😂😂😂

  • @astridn2411
    @astridn2411 Рік тому +3

    chill and raw vibes today

  • @Yungchode69
    @Yungchode69 Рік тому +62

    Cody and Noel ain’t together but they always bang

  • @khan.2705
    @khan.2705 Рік тому +3

    God I love these two so much. Joy of my life lmao. Yeah 😅🥰❤️❤️

  • @jrhntr
    @jrhntr Рік тому +3

    Noel needs to visit my hometown in Middle TN. He’d lose his fucking mind at all the non-agriculture related tractor events lol. My high school had a “Future Farmers of America” week with days like, drive your tractor to school day and muddy truck day.

  • @RyanSmith-yp7vz
    @RyanSmith-yp7vz Рік тому +2

    We need Cody and Noel Do: Each other

  • @kylegrant1614
    @kylegrant1614 Рік тому +1

    Them repeating the McDonald’s ad almost verbatim three weeks in a row has me feeling like groundhog pod

  • @bjocimichi
    @bjocimichi Рік тому +5

    I’m eating a banana before bed & that shit turned to cement in my throat when Noel said he looks like he’s made of cake lmao too funny

  • @jillionjangles4177
    @jillionjangles4177 Рік тому +2

    The burrito is a prop burrito no one can convince me otherwise

  • @juliantrujillo6171
    @juliantrujillo6171 9 місяців тому

    i live right by that the Dulles mall and it feels so wild walking by there knowing someone was shot

  • @humancargo7285
    @humancargo7285 Рік тому +3

    These guys make me want to play slots and become a billionaire and buy a burrito with the winnings

  • @hrznphntm9131
    @hrznphntm9131 Рік тому +3

    as a Virginian, we ain’t that southern Noel💀

  • @n00rj4h4n
    @n00rj4h4n Рік тому +2

    2 minutes in and already mentioning a casino, thanks guys!

  • @JasmineMK98
    @JasmineMK98 Рік тому +1

    As a new found casino convert I love the dialogue this episode!!

  • @connorcunningham7449
    @connorcunningham7449 Рік тому +1

    Bruhhhh, Noel, those bikes running the isle of man hit over 200 mph. I believe the fastest recorded speed was like 211. 150 is cruisin speed for those dudes.

  • @johnathanbaublitz5857
    @johnathanbaublitz5857 Рік тому +2

    Cody and Noel Do: Tractor Pulling

  • @FLOWERGIRL.3333
    @FLOWERGIRL.3333 11 місяців тому

    13:54 the way Cody says "oh he does"

  • @danielolea3406
    @danielolea3406 Рік тому +1

    The kids still bringin heat

  • @toastywilli
    @toastywilli Рік тому +1

    "was he gaming?" xD

  • @marlowe8900
    @marlowe8900 Рік тому

    love the new carpet boys, def a more emotionally tied together episode with that carpet color

  • @cxltysbelrose
    @cxltysbelrose Рік тому +2

    you know shits good when noel eats a sandwich bruh

  • @Digital_muse
    @Digital_muse Рік тому +1

    Whatever is in Noel’s hand look good asl

  • @rhiannonisalosr
    @rhiannonisalosr Рік тому +1

    Oml I live and work by the mall where the prank guy got shot. I worked that day and people thought a shooting was happening so they ran to neighboring restaurants (like mine) and it gave us heart attacks 😭

  • @dylenfowler5870
    @dylenfowler5870 11 місяців тому

    10:48 The entire first half of this video I’ve been wondering what that is Noel had, it looks too good

  • @Sydrae3160
    @Sydrae3160 Рік тому +1

    noel swingging for Ollie

  • @kalebkendall4786
    @kalebkendall4786 8 місяців тому

    "Imagine looking at a person but you're not sure if they're cake."

  • @earnestlivingandwellness
    @earnestlivingandwellness Рік тому +2

    Someone show them the bathtub races from Vancouver Island to Vancouver!!!!

  • @dh.9752
    @dh.9752 Рік тому

    upping the blower in the middle of a mall food court gotta feel great

  • @Backpackguy12
    @Backpackguy12 Рік тому +9

    Can’t believe Cody is pregnant. Congrats brothers

    • @CodyCloud
      @CodyCloud 11 місяців тому

      Holy shit, is Noel the father?

  • @Veegs.
    @Veegs. Рік тому +4

    They’re wrong about him going to jail, i’d bet a hundred it’s gonna be a suspended sentence

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Рік тому +2

    *TMG* - *" The Marlboro Gamblers "*

  • @Spydergy
    @Spydergy Рік тому +3

    Real question is, does the new carpet match the drapes?

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck Рік тому

    57:40 this is some real Mad Max shit right here, so unbelievably metal

  • @NEF006
    @NEF006 Рік тому +1

    crazy how the black mold spread that much after just a week

  • @akthehometownheroclips
    @akthehometownheroclips Рік тому +1

    Finally someone acknowledged INFRABREN!!!!

  • @Beans77744
    @Beans77744 Рік тому

    The cuts to the adds of you guys dying laughing kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @percyjackson3220
    @percyjackson3220 Рік тому +3

    ima need to know wtf noel was dying over before the first ad

  • @mattmarlar
    @mattmarlar Рік тому +1

    bruh said New Vegas and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @IsabellaAugust
    @IsabellaAugust Рік тому +1

    DOWN THE BARREL LMAO

  • @jamesmanley9427
    @jamesmanley9427 Рік тому +3

    Brittany needs to show Cody Backrooms

  • @dcsolina
    @dcsolina Рік тому +1

    One year for Spring Break me and the boys went to a beach house, When we get there we discover the name of the house was Sandy Hook and of course inappropriate jokes ensued about someone getting mad over the weekend then shooting up the house. Don't call me Nostradamus, but sure enough one of the nights I got black out drunk, passed out in a bedroom, and woke up hours later to everyone screaming at each other. At some point in the argument I distinctly remember hearing one of the guys yelling at another one that "he isn't afraid to get shot". Me, being still completely wasted, decided this was not worth putting myself of the middle of and went back to sleep. Woke up the next morning and everyone was all good. Just hungover.

  • @keely7419
    @keely7419 Рік тому

    My family friend used to race as a driver of the side cars at the Isle of Man

  • @zgamer7626
    @zgamer7626 Рік тому

    That sergeon reminded me of GT Dave

  • @Zurg689
    @Zurg689 Рік тому +43

    I’d kiss Noel if he asked

  • @lexparks42
    @lexparks42 Рік тому +1

    Best podcast intro

  • @zackpotts6035
    @zackpotts6035 Рік тому +2

    man dem got the dookie shoe

  • @graciecurran2477
    @graciecurran2477 Рік тому

    Personally, I love it when I can hear you guys smacking ur food

  • @Kbb513
    @Kbb513 Рік тому

    I'm way too high for that intro, lolol....."anddd lift off" *starts ascending*

  • @TheManlol12
    @TheManlol12 Рік тому

    I love the infabren convo I love him so much

  • @dillycp
    @dillycp Рік тому

    YOOO NOEL GOT POO ON THE SHOE 28:27

  • @beaugwin1806
    @beaugwin1806 Рік тому +2

    I will give 1 million dollars for every episode Cody and Noel kiss

  • @DREAMDEALER_420
    @DREAMDEALER_420 Рік тому

    i love when they talk casino ❤️

  • @Anakin-Skywalker.
    @Anakin-Skywalker. Рік тому +1

    *22:15** Oh yes*

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy Рік тому +2

    Cody saying he wants a VW bug- NOOOOOO
    My mom has one and it’s ALWAYS got something wrong with it, and it often has to be taken to a specialist because the regular car maintenance places don’t have the parts for it 💀
    Rn my mom needs a whole new AC unit, windshield wipers replaced, and she just got the engine fixed because it had some weird shit happening but I don’t remember what. I just know anytime she rounded a corner, at any speed, it would make a horrible, loud grinding sound 😬
    It’s always rattled and felt kinda flimsy since she first got it. It’s so unfortunate. She was giving me the car she had when I started driving, so my dad got her the bug because she thought they looked so cute. Literally like 2 months after she got it, something was wrong with it. 👀
    I’m sure there’s some great models out there, but my mom can’t wait to get something different, and she honestly deserves something much more reliable for sure 😭

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Рік тому +1

      My aunt had one as well in like the early 2000s. So many mechanical issues until she finally got rid of it bc it wasn’t worth it. Plus in my opinion you always look like a pseudo-“quirky”/“artsy”/“eccentric” type person if you drive one lol.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but Cody could just buy a new one every month and not sweat it.

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Рік тому

      @@littledicholas6131 I would hope he’d do some research and find the better models or something. Maybe even have Noel mod it because that’s his shit. That would be lit

  • @katiev1726
    @katiev1726 Рік тому

    Cody and Noel do: lawnmower racing

  • @krillansavillan
    @krillansavillan Рік тому

    What's up guys, it's Jeff Cavalier

  • @sinamalek4
    @sinamalek4 Рік тому +1

    Two Canadians doing UK slang straight mandem tings

  • @IsabellaAugust
    @IsabellaAugust Рік тому +2

    TALK TO ME IS THE SCARIEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg Рік тому

    We honeymooned in Carmel By The Sea, that is a sweet ole place to visit Noel. Some of the best food and they are super dog friendly among the normal richie rich crap that goes on there.

  • @c.h_sax
    @c.h_sax Рік тому

    The surgeon guy looks like a high res GTA5 character

  • @surfnturf99
    @surfnturf99 11 місяців тому

    The guy that choked out Alex Jones is called Craig Jones, he‘s a Jiu Jitsu athlete and that happened on his show - the El Segundo Podcast. The background story was that Alex Jones wanted to get chocked out on the JRE but Joe wouldnt let it happen so now he did it on another podcast. You should have Craig Jones as a guest, he‘s got a great aussie humor and is pretty famous for his ironic and silly jokes in the jiu jitsu community.