New Morning Routine Just Dropped | TMG - Episode 290

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  • @Z3R0BEAMIN
    @Z3R0BEAMIN Рік тому +1466

    The poop test segment being the longest speaks volumes on what kind of podcast this is.

    • @sc000f
      @sc000f Рік тому +88

      gambling addiction and poop test is all i could hope for when i tune into the pod every week

    • @ShhmiaASMR
      @ShhmiaASMR Рік тому

      No comma

    • @Thewhitedeath244
      @Thewhitedeath244 Рік тому

      @@sc000fSOMEONE QUICK GET HIM A POOP TEST

    • @HelpIwantToLeave
      @HelpIwantToLeave Рік тому +7

      You must be new here

    • @ChromeMadhatter
      @ChromeMadhatter Рік тому +22

      reminds me of when they talked about shitterrorism for weeks

  • @whats_a_good_name
    @whats_a_good_name Рік тому +227

    “Mr brain is my biggest enemy” is such a poetic way to say “I’m stupid”

  • @FluidX3
    @FluidX3 Рік тому +686

    love how we get to be apart of the progression of cody and noels crippling gambling addiction really get to see them get successful married and happy just to lose it all to a hotel

    • @SparkyGecko
      @SparkyGecko Рік тому +21

      I've started gambling thanks to them not winning so great so far but I just know I'm going to soon! Everyone should gamble it's great.

    • @yootd3m
      @yootd3m Рік тому +11

      ​@@SparkyGecko you know what they say, "if at first you dont succeed try and try again"

    • @fueax
      @fueax Рік тому +1

      @@SparkyGecko 😭😭😭😭

    • @val397
      @val397 Рік тому +3

      no please cus someone's gonna believe that😭

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 Рік тому +4

      "99% gamblers quit before hitting big"

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack Рік тому +514

    Noel not revealing his ethnicity just so that he can use any racial slur without repercussion

  • @davesimmons39
    @davesimmons39 Рік тому +313

    The dookie exam part had me crying 😂

    • @connorruggles8740
      @connorruggles8740 Рік тому +9

      i haven't cried this much during an episode in a long time lmao

    • @sbob.
      @sbob. Рік тому +1

      @@connorruggles8740 same bro

  • @elliottbauer8456
    @elliottbauer8456 Рік тому +491

    Here for the drinking and driving podcast

    • @Rustyfork_25
      @Rustyfork_25 Рік тому +23

      Remember guys, it's the drunk crashers that give us drunk drivers a bad name.

    • @bloomingdasies
      @bloomingdasies Рік тому +3

      @@Rustyfork_25 exactly, like a wise man once said. Schlatt fan?

    • @sagetheboy914
      @sagetheboy914 Рік тому +7

      Here for the most racist podcast in the world

  • @SuperCasino77
    @SuperCasino77 Рік тому +294

    Idk what it was about this episode specifically but this was the funniest one in a long time.

    • @sc000f
      @sc000f Рік тому +33

      it was the poop test fasho

    • @_e8a
      @_e8a Рік тому +20

      i wouldnt say "a long time" but it was a very good episode

    • @finlaydenning3552
      @finlaydenning3552 Рік тому +9

      It had thats cringe energy

    • @arch1vst
      @arch1vst Рік тому +4

      this was just a 1 hr thats cringe episode

  • @jaxrabbxt2167
    @jaxrabbxt2167 Рік тому +118

    Cody rockin that addiction bingo card. Alcoholic, Coke head, and a Gambling addict. God bless you Kelsey keep our little goblin thicklet safeee🖤🖤

  • @von8786
    @von8786 Рік тому +256

    I love these young 20 year old men

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Рік тому +29

    I genuinely love Noel’s style so much. He’s always dressed well.

  • @juliadarkness
    @juliadarkness Рік тому +37

    One of my favorite things about the podcasts is when you guys riff off each other. The whole poop test, turd quiz lmfao

  • @gtgclaire
    @gtgclaire Рік тому +61

    graduating from college today….. thanks for getting me through it guys

  • @PutYourHeartsUp26
    @PutYourHeartsUp26 Рік тому +109

    100% accurate about the gambling portion- i got lots of chores done and listened since you guys were passionate about it but i had 0 thoughts regarding it

  • @poledan
    @poledan Рік тому +119

    I deadass be letting them talk about gambling while cleaning though

  • @delaniesommers9833
    @delaniesommers9833 Рік тому +69

    Imagine going to the doctor because you’re in need of a “dump swump” 57:34

  • @BraydeRistau
    @BraydeRistau Рік тому +439

    The boys are starting to get the big boy sponsors. I used to better help an seat geek😂 now they get Starbucks an McDonald’s📈

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому +16

      Meanwhile I can barely pay my rent

    • @just.call.me.kat_
      @just.call.me.kat_ Рік тому +47

      bro that is insane because I've never seen a Starbucks advert

    • @heinzbeans1827
      @heinzbeans1827 Рік тому +7

      ​@@djentlover Skill Issue

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому +2

      @@heinzbeans1827 if hurts but it's true. Lack of focus

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому +17

      @@heinzbeans1827 thanks Mr. Heinz. Love your ketchup

  • @leonjhendrix
    @leonjhendrix Рік тому +7

    Poop test 👁👄👁
    Thanks for reacting gentlemen lol

  • @jelly4129
    @jelly4129 Рік тому +43

    I put this on when I'm doing chores so I'm used to the long tangents it's my weekly background music which is a good thing lol

  • @jak_bcbeats3840
    @jak_bcbeats3840 Рік тому +19

    Honestly congratulations to these two guys, i remember the days of the shitty tiny ass studio being sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Now they have Starbucks and McDonalds sponsoring them and the pod has only gotten better. Best creators and businessmen on youtube.

  • @drumpug9697
    @drumpug9697 7 місяців тому +1

    The cut from Noel talking about hanging up on his therapist to the better help sponsorship killed me

  • @pbft.j
    @pbft.j Рік тому +25

    Episode started slow but the poop section really delivered thanks 👍
    Like I haven't laughed that hard in SO LONG.

  • @notoriouskhi7574
    @notoriouskhi7574 Рік тому +29

    Next Cody and Noel do HAS to be a dookie exam

  • @arielanguiano9359
    @arielanguiano9359 Рік тому +6

    “Look me in the eyes and say that”… I knew it was over, funny shit

  • @aaaaaaaa-xg4je
    @aaaaaaaa-xg4je Рік тому +81

    Petition for them to release new music

  • @ChloeAlexiss
    @ChloeAlexiss Рік тому +10

    The way they joked about hanging up on his therapist and then cut to the “betterhelp” ad 😭😭😭

  • @refillpan
    @refillpan Рік тому +8

    they're right, the poop bit was actually really funny 😭

  • @gaiabernardo
    @gaiabernardo Рік тому +28

    was in the brink of a major existencial crisis, thanks for the timely post

  • @djaaronix
    @djaaronix Рік тому +32

    holy shit, the guy aging slowly bit was one their best in a long time. If they would have done that as a separate that’s cringe video, they would be #1 on trending rn with like 10mil views

  • @ghazal5907
    @ghazal5907 Рік тому +25

    extra funny today. impeccable work as always boys

  • @Asuna.Stacia
    @Asuna.Stacia Рік тому +8

    Cody saying he’s gonna go see Twice for the ad read is so funny

  • @quezbeats
    @quezbeats Рік тому +9

    the poop test bit is the hardest ive laughed in a while. 😂😂

  • @wren_ch._4206
    @wren_ch._4206 Рік тому +203

    it’ll be really funny to pretend you watched the entire episode right now

  • @MGrimm1226
    @MGrimm1226 Рік тому +9

    Poop test bit is one for the books, god damn.

  • @connorjensen6333
    @connorjensen6333 11 місяців тому +1

    The gambling to better help segment is crazy 🎉🎉

  • @qweenwzrrd
    @qweenwzrrd Рік тому +2

    50:05 Cody went full dancing parrot mode

  • @greenbean396
    @greenbean396 Рік тому +12

    Hanging up on the therapist right before the Better Help segment was pretty funny

  • @reji9418
    @reji9418 8 місяців тому +1

    the ending of beef wasnt that they were made for each other. it was how everyone is connected and "one," we all deal with our own shit and if we have empathy for one another we realize that we arent as different from each other as we may think

  • @hannahgonia9801
    @hannahgonia9801 Рік тому +3

    I went to the Phx show and it was the fastest hour and a half in my life. The show was so good I didn’t want it to end and Noel had me crying. 10/10 indeed 👏

  • @cringelemon5365
    @cringelemon5365 Рік тому +10

    Wow, I'm going to use the McDonald's app right now. Thank you TMG!

  • @heunam3593
    @heunam3593 Рік тому +84

    I cant believe it, they FINALLY said the word. It's been a good run guys, sad to see them go

    • @finlaydenning3552
      @finlaydenning3552 Рік тому

      What word

    • @heunam3593
      @heunam3593 Рік тому +5

      @@finlaydenning3552 I guess they cut it out of the video by now, I cant say the word here, it was REALLY fucked tho

    • @petertrakas629
      @petertrakas629 Рік тому

      @@heunam3593 na man I need to know 😢

  • @chrisgarcia4688
    @chrisgarcia4688 Рік тому +5

    I was at the late show in San Diego and yeah Noel killed it, it was my first time at a comedy show and I def would go again

  • @dettolduck
    @dettolduck Рік тому +22

    they’re joking abt Noel filming his sets and cutting to different clothes, but that’s exactly what happened in Aaron Chen’s special 😭😭

  • @reymundo64
    @reymundo64 Рік тому +6

    I love how the better help add came right after Noel said he hung up on his therapist lmfaoo

  • @catopotato3330
    @catopotato3330 Рік тому +1

    55:57 Cody became a chirping bird😭😭😭

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 Рік тому +6

    “With my kids in the back.”
    “With someone else’s kids in the back.”

  • @b1rdf00d
    @b1rdf00d Рік тому +1

    28:01 "he hasn't read the book on that yet" severely underrated

  • @INYAROOM
    @INYAROOM Рік тому

    50:48 when Cody said diet it went wit the beat perfectly 😂

  • @victoriadoh3385
    @victoriadoh3385 Рік тому +1

    No matter how far we progress in terms of humour, culture, society, age, etc: pee pee poo poo jokes will remain undefeated as the champion of funny haha's

  • @blakemcdevitt6403
    @blakemcdevitt6403 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for cheering me up through hard times boys❤

  • @ihategamers5915
    @ihategamers5915 Рік тому +2

    The Tiny Meat Gang Slotter-House would go HARD

  • @holycrowley93
    @holycrowley93 Рік тому +4

    i like the gambling talk. i dont gamble and im not planning to but its fun to hear about you guys losing money

  • @captainzigglez
    @captainzigglez Рік тому +1

    starbucks AND mcdonalds ad reads, the boys are moving up!

  • @Gabbels666
    @Gabbels666 Рік тому +1

    I work in a veterinary laboratory, you'd be surprised how often people bring their pets' shit in ziploc bags instead of fecal containers. Creativity really is unmatched, I've seen shit in margarine and hummus containers, ketonal jars, wrapped in plastic bags, envelopes, said ziplocs...

  • @jkiddunc
    @jkiddunc Рік тому +2

    Turd quiz had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prospect8245
    @prospect8245 Рік тому

    moments like "the poop test" is why i've been watching this podcast every week ever since they started it lmao

  • @evagrace2231
    @evagrace2231 Рік тому +5

    The privilege of Mr PoopTest is outstanding. Those CGMs are so expensive, me and many other diabetics need those medical devices and he uses it as a fun accessory to help with his aging. Ugh

  • @DanielTruran7
    @DanielTruran7 Рік тому +20

    How did Noel get away with saying dump swump?

  • @jamesmanley9427
    @jamesmanley9427 Рік тому +2

    Noel was PROUD of that glacial joke

  • @Anita-po9ii
    @Anita-po9ii Рік тому +1

    Nicely placed Better Help ad

  • @tertuga
    @tertuga Рік тому +8

    Cody wants slot comments, okay. As a Vegas native who remembers being eight and waiting in line at restaurants adjacent to the slots, I love the slot talk. That’s my childhood. MORE SLOT TALK

  • @ghoulishtoad
    @ghoulishtoad Рік тому +1

    The level 5 thinking shit is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @m0str33t
    @m0str33t Рік тому +1

    Props to whoever cut the betterhelp ad perfectly timed

  • @onlyDHR
    @onlyDHR Рік тому +1

    i was literally crying tears at the dooky test part

  • @Nick-wo3vi
    @Nick-wo3vi Рік тому +2

    22:00 I was for sure expecting a Deez Nuts after Mohammed Bin Salman

  • @noaag
    @noaag Рік тому

    29:40 lol I think Cody missed Noel's joke here
    "Some of the biggest sports contracts of all time"
    "Mmhm. Golf." _chuckle_

  • @charcharbug
    @charcharbug Рік тому +3

    I couldn't have asked for a funnier set, even though Noel says he didn't have an opener for Phoenix. Such a perfect night out, especially when he started uncontrollably whining about his childhood trauma !

  • @Rachel.YouTube
    @Rachel.YouTube Рік тому +2

    So this man has his own set of doctors that work in his house, and it was HIS doctors that said he’s biologically five years younger than his age? These doctors are just mutually agreeing to let this man believe what he believes and then back it up with ‘science’ and get a huge paycheck. Absolutely genius.

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg Рік тому

    The poop test bit is a TMG all timer guys, I am crying I can barely type this

  • @sleepysagittarius
    @sleepysagittarius Рік тому +1

    The lemons and limes are arranged so nicely and for what

  • @lewisgilbertson7506
    @lewisgilbertson7506 Рік тому

    34:57 codys head moves really fast, what a smooth jump cut

  • @BobSmith-ql7fb
    @BobSmith-ql7fb Рік тому +2

    I got to try out the Rich Little Piggies slot machine today, life-changing experience

  • @TheRavetetsei15
    @TheRavetetsei15 Рік тому

    Was not ready for how hard that beat was

  • @brennanprasad5663
    @brennanprasad5663 Рік тому

    gambling, plus a thats cringe, plus poop test made this an amazing epsiode im in tears

  • @hamzahbokhari
    @hamzahbokhari Рік тому +4

    You guys should have Leon Hendrix on your show - he's awesome, great content and good guy!

  • @flarefujiwara8606
    @flarefujiwara8606 Рік тому +4

    I lowkey love the gambling talk

  • @carlosrivas7660
    @carlosrivas7660 Рік тому

    50:30 is giving me Don’t hug me I’m scared vibes.

  • @briancorrell
    @briancorrell Рік тому

    I cried laughing so hard I had to pull over during the Cocomelon type beat bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anawithbirbs6644
    @anawithbirbs6644 Рік тому +2

    i want y'all to record every tmg episode at 4pm from now on, holy shit that was the funniest episode GOD 💥💥 love this podcast sm 🫶

  • @noraoraoraoraora
    @noraoraoraoraora Рік тому

    LMAOO cody saying hes gonna see twice in the ad read💀

  • @lavenderwisteria4245
    @lavenderwisteria4245 Рік тому +1

    Yooo me and my brother and law have been so bored I’m glad we got a new episode fuck yeah

  • @shrimpel3542
    @shrimpel3542 Рік тому +5

    I noticed that cody seemed better in this episode. Hope rehab for the cocaine thing is going well!

  • @Rodviet
    @Rodviet Рік тому +1

    Omg i was just gonna go upstairs to put away clean laundry just when they started the gambling talk, i felt so seen. Scary shit lmao

  • @ziadissa2216
    @ziadissa2216 Рік тому +1

    Nahhh the cut from the hanging up on your therapist bit to the betterhhelp sponsor

  • @-angelp
    @-angelp Рік тому +2

    the reverse aging guy is going to de-age himself so much that he will be negative years old and find a way to harness those years to time travel. He goes back in time to have started this whole process sooner, then travels to the future just in time for deep space exploration where he enslaves aliens that will harness energy for his space ship that can travel through black holes to become a multiverse villain.

  • @djentlover
    @djentlover Рік тому

    43:53 Years later, Noel's ligma jokes still get me wheezing

  • @jennyfursmith
    @jennyfursmith Рік тому +1

    I was at the San Diego late show and it was actually great.

  • @lokew1254
    @lokew1254 Рік тому +1

    How do they expect us to comment about gambling when we have cocomelon type beat and poop test?

  • @eros3692
    @eros3692 Рік тому +1

    Was at the San Diego late show and I can confirm it was a 10/10

  • @memes_r_underrated
    @memes_r_underrated Рік тому

    Bruh that slow age guy is gonna be like a fucking cyberpunk villain in 20 years

  • @jimmycoolguy32
    @jimmycoolguy32 Рік тому +14

    hey guys nice podcast but it was a little bit weird whenever cody got up and vowed to "have relations" with noel's mom... guess its not that big of a deal thought Noel seemed cool with it. Besides that funny podcast.

    • @thenoelmiller
      @thenoelmiller Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @fastlifebmx9292
      @fastlifebmx9292 Рік тому

      @@thenoelmiller Had to scroll for 10 mins straight to find this comment and ofc you reply😂

  • @helenka6060
    @helenka6060 Рік тому

    3:09 every Mexican dad ever

  • @ianpatrick6051
    @ianpatrick6051 Рік тому

    Cody: "We get paid every time we gamble 🤓🤓" LMAOOO

  • @rachl7103
    @rachl7103 Рік тому

    got into a collision while listening to this episode 🙌

  • @Sydney_poot
    @Sydney_poot Рік тому +1

    It’s all fun and games until you actually do have to take your shit to the doctor for test.

  • @DavidWhispers
    @DavidWhispers Рік тому

    The sh*t talk had me doubled over. So many good parts of this ep. two goats 🐐 🐐

  • @c3lestial333
    @c3lestial333 Рік тому

    poop test bit had me CRYING

  • @farouqjr
    @farouqjr Рік тому +2

    just to clarify MBS is the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, his father King Salman is the current King

  • @Bela_bella091
    @Bela_bella091 Рік тому

    I listen to this podcast while eating dinner with my family at the table. Please refrain from poop talk and tests

  • @nickmclawhorn5559
    @nickmclawhorn5559 Рік тому +3

    Dre Drexler, you have 24 hours.

  • @samueldavies5766
    @samueldavies5766 Рік тому +2

    Banger ep!