It’s very possible that if Gwen was still alive in The Amazing Spiderman it would be most likely for her to become Spider Gwen I mean she already worked at Oscorp the sane place where Peter got his powers
He's still an Avenger as Spiderman. It's just that no one knows who Spiderman is except him and probably Doctor Strange and some of the Venom Symbiote that is stuck in a bar in Mexico.
Voldemort: Poor Harry Potter. No father, no mother, no godfather. All alone. Harry P. : Actually, that's not true. Voldemort: I'm sorry? Harry P. : I'm not alone. Voldemort: Yes you are! I just named off a whole bunch of people in your family that are gone. So you're alone. Harry P. : I still have my friend's nice parents, and really foxy girlfriend Voldemort: Poor Harry, not even an avenger. Harry P. : Probably gonna be friends with Draco later. Voldemort: Nope! Harry P. : I'm really smart. Voldemort : NOPE! Harry P. : Probably do really well after I graduate. Voldemort: NOPE! Harry P. : Maybe even become an Auror. Voldemort: POOR HARRY POTTER! You're ALL ALONE!!! Harry P. : Says the full grown man who now wants to live in an old dirty house without a nose. Poor Harry Potter? Poor Lord Voldemort! Voldemort: NU UH!!! NOT ME! Poor... Poor, Harry! Harry P. : Poor lives in an old dirty house as a Death Eater, Lord Voldemort. Voldemort: NO! You're the... You want to be a Death Eater! Harry P. : I want to be an Auror. Voldemort: OH WHATEVER! Poor Harry Potter! You're all alone! Ron Weasley: No he isn't. *avada kedavra* Voldemort: GRAAAAHHH
Hard to believe this happened a year ago! I'm so honoured HISHE chose my suggestion and glad to see people enjoyed this scene. Enjoying the HISHE sweater - thanks Tina and crew!
This kinda seems like an argument between an older brother and a younger brother. Lizard being the younger brother being able to come up with such stunning insults like "no, you want to be a lizard. Poor PETER." Truely stunning.
Not for long. That last incarnation of Parker would tick off Iron Man or Banner and Spidey would get thrown out of the team, and maybe a butt kicking in the process.
Lizard Freak: Poor Peter Parker your all alone! Spider-Man: Would your stop giving away my secret identity. Lizard Freak: Why should I? Batman: Because he's Batman! Lizard Freak: Hey Bruce Wayne! Batman: That's not my real name! Mine is Peter Parker! Spider-Man: Dude! Your taking all the credit from me and your just sit there all day drinking coffee! Not cool! Batman: I can do whatever I want. You know why? Spider-Man: Because yo- Batman: Because I'm Batman!
Spider-Man 2 Movie Fights: Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus First fight, Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Second Fight ( Bank Fight), Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Train Fight, and Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Final Fight.
I love how at first the lizard is the one most powerful here but Peter starts getting into his head and when the lizard snaps back with “PoOr PeTeR pArKoR! yOuR aLl AlOnE!1” At that point, Peter already won
Lizard:Poor Peter Parker! No Mother, No Father, No Uncle All Alone! Spider-Man: Actually that's not true. Lizard:I'm sorry? Spider-Man: I'm not alone. Lizard:Yes you are, I just named off a bunch of people in your family who are gone so you're Alone. Spider-Man: Not really, i still have an aunt and a really foxy girlfriend. Lizard: Poor Peter, not really an avenger. Spider-Man: Probably gonna be friends with Flash Later. Lizard: Nope!!! Spider-Man: I'm really smart. Lizard: Nope!!! Spider-Man: I'll do really well after i graduate. Lizard: Nope!!! Spider-Man: Maybe become a Photographer. Lizard: Poor Peter Parker! You're all Alone! Spider-Man: Says the full grown man who now wants to live in the sewers as a lizard Dr. Connors. Lizard: No, Poor... Poor Peter! Spider-Man:Poor now wants to be a lizard dr. Connors. Lizard: No, you're the... You want to be a Lizard. Spider-Man: I'm a Spider. Lizard: Oh, Whatever Poor Peter Parker You're all alone! Captain Stacy: No he isn't.
Oh, man, I wish there was a way Spiderman and Wolverine and Deadpool could be in the Avengers! I read that Obadiah Stane is an associate of Norman Osborne. And I like to think that Oscorp funded and equipped Weapon X, which got Norman interested in cross-animal genetics and paved the way for Parker and Connors. It would be so awesome if there was an after-credits scene of Agent Phil Coulson visiting Peter's house, offering a presidential scholarship to Havard in return for joining the Avengers. (SHIELD would have figured out that Spiderman's webs trace back to oscorp's bio-cable, and then they can look at shipping records)
Can't. Marvel doesn't own anything related to Spiderman in the movies, and they don't own anything related to the X-Men either, except for Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch.
Nabeel Chutkae I learned recently that in the 70s Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were moved from X-Men to the Avengers so I guess Marvel wasn't reaching when they announced they would be including the characters in the Marvel cinematic universe. Hopefully the move doesn't backfire in Avengers 2.
It probably won't, because quicksilver and scarlet witch are background characters in x-men, but it seems like they'll get a much bigger role in the avengers.
im Rolling on the floor laughing, as the vid started a side ad came up while it was playing and all i heard in the background was "sunshine lolipops and , sprinkles, etc" OMFG IM DYING XDXDXDXD
Lizard: "not even an Avenger"
Andrew: "what's an avenger"
Is that a band?
Are you in a band?
@@toaster4141 Not at the moment, no.
@@kohakkanuva3224 uh... I was making a reference to NWH
@@toaster4141 ohhhh, okay I get it now. Sorry, I'd forgotten like half the scene.
*Lizard:* "NO! You're the .....You want to be a lizard!"
*Peter:* "I'm a spider."
*Spider-Gwen:* "Um...yeah about that..."
It’s very possible that if Gwen was still alive in The Amazing Spiderman it would be most likely for her to become Spider Gwen I mean she already worked at Oscorp the sane place where Peter got his powers
@@christmascreeper5027 its not possible anymore unfortunately beceause she is buried in her grave after having her neck snapped
@@thephoenix4093 you must be fun at parties
@@badatvideogames5832 I'm similar to him
@@badatvideogames5832 We have a word for that, you should listen to party thor
Lizard: Poor Peter, not even an avenger
That quote aged really well 😂
He's still an Avenger as Spiderman. It's just that no one knows who Spiderman is except him and probably Doctor Strange and some of the Venom Symbiote that is stuck in a bar in Mexico.
Spider-Man is a loner
"Poor Peter, Not even an Avenger"
"What it that? Is that a band?"
Ya really don't know Avengers?
@@orthodoxy.hellas it's a meme from the new movie
@@orthodoxy.hellas ya really don’t know Spider-Man No Way Home?
Lizard: Poor, Peter not even an avenger.
Tom Holland: I'm Sorry
Ethanlego you are totally right
@Christian Banuelos Tom doesn’t deserve to say such a legendary quote.
@@damonson3614 yes he does
@@PihnOG Dude the guy I responded to deleted his comment. You didn’t even know what he said.
@@damonson3614 oh
''And a really foxy girlfriend''
....Yeah, about that....
hehe yeah
The Batman apparently one of his lizard powers lets him predict the future. Poor peter parker..
Yeah her neck just got a little snapped that's all :D
Josh Borchardt she didn't die of broken "neck"
Ami Dugdale no
"No...You want to be a lizard"
Calm down with your primary school insults
I think this bonus scene was extremely better than the original HISHE. Nice job.
your right
lucas lamb *You're
Nitrometutorials Didn't know youtube came with auto correct
Theo Ikhide Now you do.
Theo Ikhide the more you know
1:03
Peter : I'm a spider
(suddenly someone appears)
I'm Batman
ahmedisam10 0pqwuuu
*Suddenly somone else appears* "I am groot*
smooth_criminal suddenly Yondu from guardians of the galaxy comes in and says I’M MARY POPPINS YALL!
I'M BATMAN!
I am Groot!!
Me when someone tries to insult me but I don't feel insulted
IKR
Fatima Ortega Yep
Fatima Ortega That happens every time someone tries to insult me. I just don't get insulted. by ANYTHING.
although, that might not be a good thing...
Michael Noell No, not really. You just sound like you're speaking gibberish.
Zu'u dah lein, nii dreh ni dah zek.
SonOfMyths73 Good, because I was. XD
"Poor Peter. Not even an Avenger."
Well, he is now, and he was an awesome one in Civil War.
Hahaha you're right
You're GODDAMN right.
that's another peter
That reminds me of the time he said The Empire Strikes Back!!!!lolz
+zhark L-dark (nickname -.-) it's still Spider-Man
And still Peter parker
Still an avenger
Now whenever I'm losing an argument I just say "No! You're the... You want to be a lizard!" and hope for the best
It ever work?😂😂
'says the full grown man who wants to live in the sewers as a lizard'
I DIED
I love how "No, you're the-- YOU want to be a Lizard!!" Is the best rebuttal that The Lizard could think you.
That part gets me the most every time!
Considering Spider-Gwen’s Peter ended up becoming The Lizard, such claims might not be as baseless as they seem.
When you said, “poor doctor connors.” It actually sounded like Andrew
"Poor Peter, not even an Avenger"
I seriously lost my shit with that one
I’m from the future and he is in the avengers
Not anymore
Nah uh, not me - poor ... *thinks about it* ... Poor Peter!
Dude, you just lost that argument.
Poor "lives in the sewers, wants to be a lizard" Doctor Connors.
Lizard: You want to be a lizard
Spider-man: I’m a spider
Lizard: WHATEVER!
Did anyone else notice that when Gwen's dad fired that shotgun he falls back from the recoil over like 3 frames. It's great lol.
Voldemort: Poor Harry Potter. No father, no mother, no godfather. All alone.
Harry P. : Actually, that's not true.
Voldemort: I'm sorry?
Harry P. : I'm not alone.
Voldemort: Yes you are! I just named off a whole bunch of people in your family that are gone. So you're alone.
Harry P. : I still have my friend's nice parents, and really foxy girlfriend
Voldemort: Poor Harry, not even an avenger.
Harry P. : Probably gonna be friends with Draco later.
Voldemort: Nope!
Harry P. : I'm really smart.
Voldemort : NOPE!
Harry P. : Probably do really well after I graduate.
Voldemort: NOPE!
Harry P. : Maybe even become an Auror.
Voldemort: POOR HARRY POTTER! You're ALL ALONE!!!
Harry P. : Says the full grown man who now wants to live in an old dirty house without a nose. Poor Harry Potter? Poor Lord Voldemort!
Voldemort: NU UH!!! NOT ME! Poor... Poor, Harry!
Harry P. : Poor lives in an old dirty house as a Death Eater, Lord Voldemort.
Voldemort: NO! You're the... You want to be a Death Eater!
Harry P. : I want to be an Auror.
Voldemort: OH WHATEVER! Poor Harry Potter! You're all alone!
Ron Weasley: No he isn't.
*avada kedavra*
Voldemort: GRAAAAHHH
Not avenger as in Marvel's Avengers
I read this while listening to the audio of the video in time- AMAZING ! hahaha thank-you :)
yup that's how it works
man that was funniest
all you did was copy what they said in this video wow so unoriginal
Spoilers for Far From Home
Now Peter’s all alone! And I’m crying!
No way home you mean?
@@ArmorInfinity4529 yep…….
SHH DON'T 😭
Hard to believe this happened a year ago! I'm so honoured HISHE chose my suggestion and glad to see people enjoyed this scene.
Enjoying the HISHE sweater - thanks Tina and crew!
If I was a Superhero, this is the kind of conversations I'd want to have with the villains.
Andrew: I still have an aunt and really foxy girlfriend
Tom:
1:00
Lizard: Uh, you want to be a Lizard!
Peter: Im a Spider...
Lizard: Oh whatever.
Now that should've happened in the Amazing Spider-Man.
This kinda seems like an argument between an older brother and a younger brother. Lizard being the younger brother being able to come up with such stunning insults like "no, you want to be a lizard. Poor PETER." Truely stunning.
Lizard: Poor Peter, not even an Avenger
Peter: Is that some kind of a band?
POOO PEETAAAH
lizard: No.. No YOU want to be a lizard!
Spider-Man: No, I'm a spider.
Lizard: Oh whateva! POOR PETER PARKER!
That was genuinely some wholesome ending right there.
poor lives in the sewers wants to be a lizard Dr. Conners
HE GON BE AN AVENGER NOW
Not for long. That last incarnation of Parker would tick off Iron Man or Banner and Spidey would get thrown out of the team, and maybe a butt kicking in the process.
Thane36425 He might be in captain america civil war
T c nhyf gu u
He doesn't have that foxy girlfriend anymore though....
shout out to the people watching this after Captain America Civil War trailer 2 ending
Wazzzzzzup
MEEEEEEEEEE
Victor Daniel Jr sup
The- okers it my birthday😂
Victor Daniel Jr ohh happy birthday
"Nuh-uh! Not me!" He sounds like a child being accused of something by their sibling.
I quote “you want to be a lizard” almost daily
I'm not alone, I got my fans, right guys?
***** yus
+Spider Man (Peter Parker) ur fat
Spino King no
AND ME!!!
+Deadpool Deadpool and Spidy make the best duo. Spiderman and Deapool movie please ._.
Lol that end
"Poor peter parker all alone" walks up with a shot gun "no he isn't" gun shot dead lizard
"You want to be the lizard" Dr. Connors
"I'm a spider" Spider-Man
Shotguns solve problems.
Especially zombie problems
+Alex Sheehan and lizard problems, too, it seems
+Alex Sheehan And Covenant problems
Jason Todd definitely said that
Except vampire problems...
HISHE its just 100% funny and better cartoon than all the cartoons of the TV of today!
This one was really funny
Peter finally got to be an Avenger and so did Andrew. Love this bonus scene brilliant and hilarious as always.
Years later, and this is still my favourite HISHE video 😂
"Nha.a not me!"
Lizard Freak: Poor Peter Parker your all alone!
Spider-Man: Would your
stop giving away my secret identity.
Lizard Freak: Why should I?
Batman: Because he's Batman!
Lizard Freak: Hey Bruce Wayne!
Batman: That's not my real name! Mine is Peter Parker!
Spider-Man: Dude! Your taking all the credit from me and your just sit there all day drinking coffee! Not cool!
Batman: I can do whatever I want. You know why?
Spider-Man: Because yo-
Batman: Because I'm Batman!
Spider-Man 2 Movie Fights: Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus First fight, Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Second Fight ( Bank Fight), Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Train Fight, and Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus Final Fight.
Lizard:Poor Peter Parker! No Mother, No Father, No Uncle , All Alone! Captain Stacy: He's Not alone!
Why is the Lizard not wearing a lab coat, shirt, and pants and why is he holding Spider-Man with his tail, and hands? and holding Spider-Man's Mask.
0:29 And you could argue that not even that is true now! UNDEROOS!
Gosh I cant believe 1 minute-cartoons can make me laugh like that xD
I love how at first the lizard is the one most powerful here but Peter starts getting into his head and when the lizard snaps back with “PoOr PeTeR pArKoR! yOuR aLl AlOnE!1” At that point, Peter already won
Naah!! Not mee!! Poor...Pooo Peetaah!! LMAO!!!!!
"Poor Dr. Connors" I died lol.
This is actually my favorite Spiderman HISHE.
"And a really a foxy girlfriend" yeeeeeaah about that...
Lizard:YOUR ALL ALONE
Captain Stacy:No he isn’t
Best line ever
The Lizard:POOR PETER PARKER! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POOR NANA?! POOR NANA?! POOR FATHER!!!!!
Kristi Bledsoe appricate that reference. So much.
Well, curious to see how they remake their Lizard model for the No Way Home HISHE.
"Youre not even an avenger" well.. He will be ;)
No he won't they're were looking for a black actor which means it's not Peter Parker but the other one who came after Peter packers death
headblower blowed umm they already have an actor for peter parker...and he's white
+headblower blowed that sounds racist
LOL You're an idiot, he's in the avenger.
headblower blowed in Spider-Man homecoming they selected Tom Holland and peter does not die
this will always be one of my favorite HISHE shorts
That ending sure was a Blast!
Every time somebody says poor “name here” I think of this and say poor Peter Parker
Then they look at me like I’m crazy
Dennis Leary saves the day yet again!
Tty
The movie was terrible.
You're ALL. ALLOOUUNE.
"You want to be a lizard.."
I died xD
Poor Peter Parker isn’t even in a band
Actually Tom's Peter is all alone after NWH so... 🥺🥺🥺
“Your not even an avenger!”
Are you sure about tht
Comes with a shot gun, "no he isnt" lol
that ending though!
“pOoR pEtEr PaRkEr! No, *poor Dr. Conners* “
is that the voice actor who played Killface on Frisky Dingo?
Poooo Peepa Parkar.
Por Peeta Parka*
Uuu ahl alooone
Hello! Poor peter Parker @Hisheninjaturtles2014 XD
Sorry typo I meant to say POAR PETTTU PLAKINKERNISEC
Lizard:Poor Peter Parker! No Mother, No Father, No Uncle All Alone!
Spider-Man: Actually that's not true.
Lizard:I'm sorry?
Spider-Man: I'm not alone.
Lizard:Yes you are, I just named off a bunch of people in your family who are gone so you're Alone.
Spider-Man: Not really, i still have an aunt and a really foxy girlfriend.
Lizard: Poor Peter, not really an avenger.
Spider-Man: Probably gonna be friends with Flash Later.
Lizard: Nope!!!
Spider-Man: I'm really smart.
Lizard: Nope!!!
Spider-Man: I'll do really well after i graduate.
Lizard: Nope!!!
Spider-Man: Maybe become a Photographer.
Lizard: Poor Peter Parker! You're all Alone!
Spider-Man: Says the full grown man who now wants to live in the sewers as a lizard Dr. Connors.
Lizard: No, Poor... Poor Peter!
Spider-Man:Poor now wants to be a lizard dr. Connors.
Lizard: No, you're the... You want to be a Lizard.
Spider-Man: I'm a Spider.
Lizard: Oh, Whatever Poor Peter Parker You're all alone!
Captain Stacy: No he isn't.
This one never gets old
You should've said that I least I have a arm lol
Wow. How did you manage to get that username? xD
Oh yeah, that's right. Because yo-
Answer to everything is a gun
My version:
Lizard: Oh whatever! Poor Peter Parker! You're all alone!
Harry Osborn: No he isn't.
"poorlivesinthesewerswantstobealizarddrconors"
at the end the police shot the lizard in the head: Headshot 100points
Came back to this own after the new one. Still hilarious!
The lizard sound is more like hulk
poor peter Parker became an awesome avenger
Voice cast:
Daniel Baxter as Spider-Man / Peter Parker
Brock Baker as The Lizard / Dr. Curt Connors and Captain George Stacy
Poor Peter Parker you all alone
* gun cocks *
No he isn't
"Poor Peter, not even an avenger"
Fact:
He's still not, Iron Man Jr. is.
Happy birthday this video is 8 years old at this day
No! Your the... You want to be a lizard!
Oh, man, I wish there was a way Spiderman and Wolverine and Deadpool could be in the Avengers! I read that Obadiah Stane is an associate of Norman Osborne. And I like to think that Oscorp funded and equipped Weapon X, which got Norman interested in cross-animal genetics and paved the way for Parker and Connors. It would be so awesome if there was an after-credits scene of Agent Phil Coulson visiting Peter's house, offering a presidential scholarship to Havard in return for joining the Avengers. (SHIELD would have figured out that Spiderman's webs trace back to oscorp's bio-cable, and then they can look at shipping records)
Can't. Marvel doesn't own anything related to Spiderman in the movies, and they don't own anything related to the X-Men either, except for Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch.
Nabeel Chutkae I learned recently that in the 70s Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were moved from X-Men to the Avengers so I guess Marvel wasn't reaching when they announced they would be including the characters in the Marvel cinematic universe. Hopefully the move doesn't backfire in Avengers 2.
It probably won't, because quicksilver and scarlet witch are background characters in x-men, but it seems like they'll get a much bigger role in the avengers.
Spiderman should've answered : I've got my aunt, my Girlfriend, friend, Teachers, Bullies, Cosins, and Fans .
That end shows us that our friends always have our back!
nuh uh not me
poor Peter Parker!
Poor Lives in the sewers lizard dr. Connors
Poor peter....poor doctors connors!
no. not me
POOOO PEEETAAH
This is actually helpful in teaching about handling bullies. Just mention the awesome positive stuff happening in your life, that'll shut them up. :)
Dariush Asadi very true 😇
Nope.avi
I see what u did there
Uh, Flash is from DC...
He means flash the bully from his school
Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Yes phazonreaction7 flash is from DC ..........
im Rolling on the floor laughing, as the vid started a side ad came up while it was playing and all i heard in the background was "sunshine lolipops and , sprinkles, etc" OMFG IM DYING XDXDXDXD
Tord hate it
🕷 = 🦎
🧠🤯🤯🧠🧠👏🤯🤯
OMG !!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fake account. Whew, I thought you were really Peter Parker at first!
Icy Ball
Are you kiding ? :DDD How old are you ? :DDD
I am only 13 years old.
Icy Ball
Ok, so you must know, that Peter Parker is just in comics :DDD
Peter Parker my whole life was a lie XD
Peter: I still have an aunt and a really foxy girlfriend
Lizard: poor peter not even an avenger
Tom Holland: Hold my web shooters
HAHHHHHAHHAHA Mad me laugh so much it took me 2 hours to stop laughing so i can spell this comment right
where? nvm i see it *made
Srsly! Still my favorite Hishe Short.
1:00 What a comeback.
If you notice on the Amazing Spider-Man poster, a small print on the bottom right says Stark Industries.
The "not even an anvenger always gets me all these years later"
The best end(: hahahaha poor Peter Parker you're all alone hahahaha I just love it