Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 роки тому +537

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @charliec4385
      @charliec4385 4 роки тому +12

      @Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker.....
      stay away from this one Theo

    • @TherealNOTrealArtist
      @TherealNOTrealArtist 3 роки тому +6

      09⁹

    • @raul8259
      @raul8259 3 роки тому +3

      Funny ass fuck

    • @jameskelleher1032
      @jameskelleher1032 3 роки тому

      @@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

    • @abrampena6385
      @abrampena6385 3 роки тому +1

      I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

  • @sirsmokealot705
    @sirsmokealot705 5 років тому +2867

    That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 5 років тому +68

      Haha right awesome death stare lol

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 років тому +31

      What's with the subliminal constant frame glitches though?

    • @bananacatleon
      @bananacatleon 5 років тому +10

      LOL! Fuk thats funny!

    • @Baniq1986
      @Baniq1986 5 років тому +50

      he never blinked once the whole time, impressive

    • @Guitarfailtastic2857
      @Guitarfailtastic2857 5 років тому +15

      he's only mad cause he's height challenged

  • @eamon4279
    @eamon4279 4 роки тому +866

    “He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

    • @evanhooker1061
      @evanhooker1061 4 роки тому +23

      I died when i heard it

    • @ruthh3496
      @ruthh3496 3 роки тому +20

      right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

    • @natebergeman
      @natebergeman 2 роки тому +4

      Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 2 роки тому +10

      I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

    • @qnzmar10
      @qnzmar10 2 роки тому +6

      18:58 around we he says it

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ 5 років тому +859

    "If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 років тому +12

      I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 5 років тому +2

      Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

    • @emmamadgini4139
      @emmamadgini4139 5 років тому +2

      I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs 4 роки тому +9

      @@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

  • @Truth4peace4freedom
    @Truth4peace4freedom 4 роки тому +955

    Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?"
    Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 5 років тому +1557

    Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 років тому +10

      What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

    • @jromero17
      @jromero17 5 років тому +7

      Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 3 роки тому +29

      Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

    • @Moneybaggbanda
      @Moneybaggbanda 2 роки тому +7

      Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

    • @steveyobs551
      @steveyobs551 2 роки тому +4

      21:40

  • @h.p.3072
    @h.p.3072 5 років тому +907

    "are you asleep or awake" lmao

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 років тому +9

      H. P. You tryna get coffee?

    • @peasantt-
      @peasantt- 5 років тому +4

      dev dow wow man. chill.

    • @h.p.3072
      @h.p.3072 5 років тому +8

      gang gang

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 років тому +6

      Jekyll Hyde I’m looking for YOU to take my TUBE

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 років тому +2

      dev dow sick bruh, is that what the fox says?

  • @oobydoobytooby4430
    @oobydoobytooby4430 5 років тому +343

    Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 років тому +16

      Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

    • @yomama847
      @yomama847 5 років тому +24

      7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

    • @samster2626
      @samster2626 5 років тому +6

      He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

    • @AEM479
      @AEM479 5 років тому

      Omg. So.....................awkward.

    • @websurferwizard
      @websurferwizard 4 роки тому

      @@yomama847 IM DYING

  • @sambruhn1027
    @sambruhn1027 2 роки тому +88

    "Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

  • @KCsheets88
    @KCsheets88 4 роки тому +703

    When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 2 роки тому +6

      Calm down , breath ...

    • @feezible
      @feezible 2 роки тому +1

      @@bltn7469 ahah

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 2 роки тому +4

      @@bltn7469 breathe

    • @unbanmekoil
      @unbanmekoil 2 роки тому +4

      I died at that part

    • @ThePolarBearSquad
      @ThePolarBearSquad Рік тому +7

      I think Bobby was a lil upset that he interrupted him and said he’s talking to his girl 😂😂

  • @dienjames1082
    @dienjames1082 5 років тому +190

    “Burning thighs, hidden Dragon”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smoovetoons2092
    @smoovetoons2092 5 років тому +199

    19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

  • @miks2819
    @miks2819 4 роки тому +235

    "Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

    • @mikesemie5028
      @mikesemie5028 4 роки тому +11

      That was true genius

    • @JudePhilips
      @JudePhilips 3 роки тому +8

      This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 3 роки тому +4

      @@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

    • @schnagalaga
      @schnagalaga 3 роки тому +1

      So good

    • @_onthemike_
      @_onthemike_ 3 роки тому

      There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

  • @JamsIneedRPG
    @JamsIneedRPG 5 років тому +923

    Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house
    Theo: a house. Sounds nice

    • @fitzyakamcsyke
      @fitzyakamcsyke 4 роки тому +21

      Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 2 роки тому +5

      Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому +3

      You had a dishwasher??

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 2 роки тому

      Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

  • @joeyomen4118
    @joeyomen4118 Рік тому +61

    Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly 5 років тому +1343

    Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

  • @cheyennetomiska7779
    @cheyennetomiska7779 2 роки тому +142

    This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

  • @MSP106
    @MSP106 5 років тому +472

    Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo!
    Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

    • @davidbacio
      @davidbacio 5 років тому +21

      1:05:12

    • @jasonsmith9959
      @jasonsmith9959 5 років тому +7

      I timestamped this immediately for posterity. Bobby is a LEGEND

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 років тому +20

      How did they not cast him in The Office

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 років тому +2

      Ew

    • @DmgNebulaa
      @DmgNebulaa 5 років тому +1

      @@obbah1818 what character would he have played?

  • @gonzalonovaco7548
    @gonzalonovaco7548 2 роки тому +284

    1:27:57
    The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious
    The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck 2 роки тому +4

      Lmfao

    • @alextheshrimp.
      @alextheshrimp. 2 роки тому +24

      The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

    • @somethinglame5472
      @somethinglame5472 Рік тому +3

      Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

    • @geofferywilliams5844
      @geofferywilliams5844 Рік тому

      Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

    • @anonv790
      @anonv790 Рік тому

      @@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

  • @Mucrtas
    @Mucrtas 3 роки тому +118

    At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

  • @KalKode
    @KalKode 4 роки тому +274

    Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 2 роки тому +12

      its average

    • @kiddykraft4480
      @kiddykraft4480 2 роки тому +1

      @@cmap1503 😂

    • @Ali-et9oz
      @Ali-et9oz 2 роки тому +1

      @dejarno It rlly is

    • @kys_Naomi
      @kys_Naomi Рік тому

      @@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

    • @DanielJLindberg
      @DanielJLindberg 6 місяців тому

      Theo always did great work with Bobby and Khalyla. But agreed is, he in his comfort zone here. And agreed savant level social-emotional intelligence, Bobby Lee is has major emotional intelligence too, the mind tricking in this episode amazing

  • @scottfergusonart
    @scottfergusonart 5 років тому +87

    19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

    • @anthonybrindisi9151
      @anthonybrindisi9151 5 років тому +8

      Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 років тому +3

      @@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

    • @scottfergusonart
      @scottfergusonart 5 років тому +1

      @@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 років тому +2

      @@scottfergusonart I'm stupid as fuck.

    • @timothyharkin
      @timothyharkin Рік тому +1

      @@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 років тому +134

    @7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

    • @MIngalls
      @MIngalls 5 років тому +18

      Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG 5 років тому +7

      @@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 років тому

      More like womannnn

    • @javalavao8
      @javalavao8 5 років тому +4

      😂😂

    • @JohnnySideburnsX
      @JohnnySideburnsX 5 років тому +4

      He wanted to kill him!

  • @koovvv
    @koovvv 5 років тому +381

    19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

    • @ICYPROFITS
      @ICYPROFITS 5 років тому +15

      He's got some serious chops

    • @eatingrightwithavi9613
      @eatingrightwithavi9613 5 років тому +19

      I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

    • @G_Ozare
      @G_Ozare 4 роки тому +17

      His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

    • @clintwestwood4545
      @clintwestwood4545 4 роки тому +5

      funny af and impressive af

    • @snyjnz
      @snyjnz 4 роки тому +3

      Fam I cried

  • @LouiePGallo
    @LouiePGallo 3 роки тому +145

    Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45.
    I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

    • @kingumm41
      @kingumm41 2 роки тому +9

      You asleep or awake?

    • @cruton8_6
      @cruton8_6 2 роки тому

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @josephjoestar995
      @josephjoestar995 Рік тому +3

      I’m askinggg.. the womennn 😂😂😂

  • @growitall7652
    @growitall7652 5 років тому +384

    Rat king and the slept king!

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 років тому +2

      Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome.
      Now it's watered down to 1 president.

    • @unfadeablecivic
      @unfadeablecivic 5 років тому +2

      And the awake queen.

    • @growitall7652
      @growitall7652 5 років тому +2

      @@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

    • @peapool5420
      @peapool5420 5 років тому

      👑 😴 👑 🐀

  • @mamabear7110
    @mamabear7110 5 років тому +124

    "I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee
    I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewfreeman88
    @andrewfreeman88 5 років тому +58

    That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

    • @Kaluth
      @Kaluth 5 років тому +8

      Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

    • @matthewspence7653
      @matthewspence7653 5 років тому +21

      and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

    • @systematik
      @systematik 5 років тому +2

      @@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

  • @mikemiller5637
    @mikemiller5637 4 роки тому +2598

    It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 роки тому +191

      Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

    • @sarahh1933
      @sarahh1933 3 роки тому +195

      @@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 роки тому +99

      @@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

    • @Scottierolls
      @Scottierolls 3 роки тому +36

      @@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

    • @milliesmith495
      @milliesmith495 3 роки тому +52

      @@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

  • @DHaile83
    @DHaile83 5 років тому +80

    "He was using his Psalms"

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 років тому +4

      Underappreciated joke at the time.

  • @sp-uf6tx
    @sp-uf6tx 5 років тому +72

    bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

  • @brandongomez6786
    @brandongomez6786 5 років тому +307

    A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom...
    For now..

    • @edwardlindley6269
      @edwardlindley6269 5 років тому +23

      Fuck the slept kingdom

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 років тому +16

      Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 років тому

      And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 років тому +2

      truce over

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 років тому +5

      Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 4 роки тому +83

    Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +77

    “When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha?
    *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

    • @ryan6689
      @ryan6689 5 років тому +16

      "You little fucking chim churri." Haha

    • @stevesanchez8686
      @stevesanchez8686 5 років тому +3

      When he called him a pokemon lol

  • @seagulhead12
    @seagulhead12 5 років тому +1883

    I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

    • @zen4189
      @zen4189 4 роки тому +83

      Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 роки тому +54

      I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

    • @joschwan89
      @joschwan89 4 роки тому +15

      i laughed soooo hard

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 роки тому +22

      I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

    • @mrcrster
      @mrcrster 4 роки тому +19

      @@Eos05 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

  • @MFRiley
    @MFRiley 5 років тому +242

    8:05 "Are you asleep or awake"
    LMFAO

    • @TheAgingGermanicFoid
      @TheAgingGermanicFoid 5 років тому +5

      shit was so racist 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyhenderson3908
      @jeffreyhenderson3908 5 років тому +4

      8:05

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 4 роки тому +8

      Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 4 роки тому

      Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

    • @xXJMZJrXx
      @xXJMZJrXx 4 роки тому +2

      jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

  • @danielg3924
    @danielg3924 3 роки тому +33

    man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 5 років тому +411

    Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

    • @sarahtea9272
      @sarahtea9272 5 років тому +2

      TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 5 років тому +6

      "is is that..."

    • @vitor3000
      @vitor3000 5 років тому +5

      What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

    • @preppysteppy3395
      @preppysteppy3395 4 роки тому +6

      Yea yea yeah!

  • @geronimo2485
    @geronimo2485 5 років тому +252

    I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

    • @MurrzDeeziee
      @MurrzDeeziee 5 років тому +13

      Thats true, I never thought of it like that

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 років тому +1

      Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

  • @E-II
    @E-II 5 років тому +177

    7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

    • @yeatray6455
      @yeatray6455 5 років тому +34

      "Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

    • @TheJediBird
      @TheJediBird 3 роки тому +2

      The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

    • @ZealotChemist
      @ZealotChemist 2 роки тому +2

      I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

    • @kuunami
      @kuunami 2 роки тому

      Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

  • @shaf331
    @shaf331 2 роки тому +21

    “Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper 5 років тому +584

    4:19
    theo: you seem like a nice lady
    khalyla: i am
    theo: thank you
    smoooooth

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 років тому

      SincereDoper 😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 років тому +17

      I don't get it.

    • @gurralarre816
      @gurralarre816 5 років тому +7

      @@GodsNode same

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 років тому +27

      @@jackf2501 sometimes I think I am.

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 років тому

      Sonny Torres 😩

  • @jonhubler6226
    @jonhubler6226 4 роки тому +466

    It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

    • @josepreciado6798
      @josepreciado6798 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @fleadoggreen9062
      @fleadoggreen9062 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @derekpredmore1516
      @derekpredmore1516 4 роки тому +5

      Rat kingdom for life

    • @BibleThumper94
      @BibleThumper94 4 роки тому +15

      JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

    • @trey5171
      @trey5171 3 роки тому

      @@BibleThumper94 same brother

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +211

    "Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 роки тому +2

      what show is that i cant find it?

    • @Adrian-zp1yb
      @Adrian-zp1yb 4 роки тому +34

      @@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 роки тому +2

      Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 роки тому

      Lame

  • @justinlundy2142
    @justinlundy2142 3 роки тому +21

    "Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 5 років тому +339

    How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 років тому +29

      He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 років тому +27

      Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 років тому +16

      Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

    • @joeyvesh13
      @joeyvesh13 5 років тому

      What’s yellow mirror?

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 років тому +6

      joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

  • @MimikNoFear
    @MimikNoFear 5 років тому +119

    LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

  • @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr
    @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr 5 років тому +182

    Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 років тому +3

      When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

  • @HarryBawlss
    @HarryBawlss 5 років тому +141

    The Rat king was merciful and let them travel to his Kingdom. Let there be peace amongst the podcast lands.

  • @williamgemmel4522
    @williamgemmel4522 5 років тому +38

    "hey that's a cool knife can I see that?"
    "Nah you can hold the case, I'll hold this part." lolol

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 роки тому +1

      Haven't seen that part yet but it sounds fuckin hilarious

  • @nabr0n
    @nabr0n 5 років тому +510

    theo: *is funny and makes eye direct contact*
    everyone: theo is flirting!!!!!!!

    • @seanpaulson9098
      @seanpaulson9098 5 років тому +76

      Right like she's on the podcast. Is he just supposed to ignore her?

    • @GrandmasterFerg
      @GrandmasterFerg 5 років тому +75

      Just a bit if innocent southern charm

    • @TERRORCAR
      @TERRORCAR 5 років тому +15

      She's the one flirting with him.

    • @willjay7607
      @willjay7607 5 років тому +32

      You can tell they both want each other

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 5 років тому +12

      Already smashed

  • @marklawson1458
    @marklawson1458 2 роки тому +11

    Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

  • @jeffpomietlarz5245
    @jeffpomietlarz5245 5 років тому +27

    Bobby Lees gang bang story while Theo throws in his one liners.... just gold

  • @Neoescaped
    @Neoescaped 5 років тому +18

    I met a Filipino girl not too long ago and they are some strong people. No complaining, no sorrow, just pure will to do what needs to be done. Definitely made me check myself.

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 років тому +3

      Are they all the same, because I'm nothing like any other English person I know

    • @Neoescaped
      @Neoescaped 5 років тому

      DirtyBluesStank I’m sure you are lol

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 років тому +2

      @@Neoescaped OK guy. I assure you tho, I'm pretty fucking weird

  • @zeta2325
    @zeta2325 5 років тому +80

    "You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

    • @corallaroc4449
      @corallaroc4449 5 років тому +5

      I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

  • @CasaDeLeonas
    @CasaDeLeonas 3 роки тому +205

    Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

    • @TrTveT
      @TrTveT 3 роки тому +12

      They're doing a bit

    • @drinny2214
      @drinny2214 3 роки тому +11

      “r u awake or asleep?” 😭

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 роки тому +4

      Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

    • @michaelw7327
      @michaelw7327 3 роки тому +2

      @@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 роки тому

      I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

  • @sizzdawizz3032
    @sizzdawizz3032 5 років тому +27

    😂🤣😂
    Bobby: Can I see your knife?
    Theo: No, but u can hold the case.

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 5 років тому +152

    Bobby with tha stare of death

    • @chicagoparker
      @chicagoparker 5 років тому +1

      Remember when he shit his pants eating wings.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 років тому +3

      Nah, it just looks that way bc his eyes are slanted

  • @wildmichigan8070
    @wildmichigan8070 5 років тому +133

    When I was a teenager I had a manager that looked like David Spade. She was really nice too.

  • @stephaniewestrick5772
    @stephaniewestrick5772 2 роки тому +49

    Bobby gave him the stare down

  • @chancewilson7123
    @chancewilson7123 4 роки тому +73

    bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery"
    Theo: "f*cking too?"
    hahaha

  • @heywhohithelights
    @heywhohithelights 5 років тому +48

    4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @The1986er
    @The1986er 5 років тому +235

    The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 5 років тому +9

      That Polynesian hushpuppie

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 роки тому

      Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 Рік тому +12

    Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

  • @andrewharris1391
    @andrewharris1391 5 років тому +557

    @7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

    • @GRZZ23
      @GRZZ23 5 років тому +75

      LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

    • @kurt2869
      @kurt2869 5 років тому +60

      I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 років тому +39

      yo im fucking dying

    • @Bobbarker23455
      @Bobbarker23455 5 років тому +39

      Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 років тому +10

      That's fear...

  • @xkemmm
    @xkemmm 5 років тому +70

    "I'm asking the woman". What a boss.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 роки тому +5

      No not a boss man, he’s being a fake friend though. 2 faced. Hate to see that. I think it’s wrong tbh

    • @fredericksinclair
      @fredericksinclair 3 роки тому +1

      @@zacamo7 Dude shut up, it's not like Theo is trying to steal bobbys girl. They are legit together.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 роки тому

      @@fredericksinclair 😬

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 роки тому +1

      @@zacamo7 I agree that shit comes off pretty shady to me

    • @twickeddd5549
      @twickeddd5549 3 роки тому +1

      So many insecure guys out there man

  • @wardyizgoat1
    @wardyizgoat1 5 років тому +148

    Bobby actually said some real shit there. Joe does a lot of comedy. SO many comics have been brought to my attention on his show. EVEN YOU THEO, FIRST HEARD YOU ON JRE !

    • @betlogboy3
      @betlogboy3 5 років тому +1

      at first i thought it was an act too..then i watched the 2nd one

  • @TempestRisq
    @TempestRisq 3 роки тому +8

    Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

  • @moviepitches
    @moviepitches 5 років тому +476

    The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

    • @cor4neb
      @cor4neb 5 років тому +8

      Riff Raff needs to do stand up

    • @Oneself.N
      @Oneself.N 3 роки тому +11

      that Polynesian hushpuppy

    • @noahbixnash
      @noahbixnash 3 роки тому +2

      Perfect description

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 роки тому +3

      Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 3 роки тому

      Who gives a shit what you think

  • @davidcastillo131
    @davidcastillo131 5 років тому +35

    1:28:06 lol love how Bobby and Theo just look at each other and smirk.

  • @saraelizabeth2585
    @saraelizabeth2585 5 років тому +21

    I really loved Khaliyla in this, Theo allowed her to share the spotlight., love both podcasts!

    • @TheWing7189
      @TheWing7189 5 років тому

      I know right. And so many other comments, people interpret that as theo flirting with her, I don't get it.

    • @saraelizabeth2585
      @saraelizabeth2585 5 років тому

      Matthew Wing people like to try to start drama where there is none. He seems very respectful of their relationship. Definitely all seem like good friends.

    • @Zattiz
      @Zattiz 5 років тому

      Fake comments lol tht shit was crazy

    • @user-sl6zh6zh3z
      @user-sl6zh6zh3z 5 років тому +1

      Theo was cool and joking, but her saying she would 150% fuck Theo was pretty fucked up.

  • @bernadetterogers4006
    @bernadetterogers4006 3 роки тому +153

    when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

    • @diadem03destiny29
      @diadem03destiny29 Рік тому +7

      Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

  • @russodean2
    @russodean2 5 років тому +246

    He's got thighs like a yam. He's built like a yam.

  • @saucylivin8179
    @saucylivin8179 5 років тому +101

    Bobby lee knows his girl is ready to take down the rat king

    • @Qurulla
      @Qurulla 5 років тому +4

      Down to fuck!

  • @samsonlink8146
    @samsonlink8146 2 роки тому +46

    This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

  • @juniorlemke5484
    @juniorlemke5484 2 роки тому +14

    Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

  • @BucKt0
    @BucKt0 5 років тому +16

    8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

  • @OM3N1R
    @OM3N1R 5 років тому +96

    1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers
    Mutters to himself "those are real."
    IDK why but that shit is funny

    • @rustyshackleford2799
      @rustyshackleford2799 5 років тому +2

      Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 5 років тому +3

      I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @brianm5563
    @brianm5563 4 роки тому +10

    Von: "You asleep or you awake?" 😭 HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! I fell over the side of my chair. My wife was on the phone with her friend and her friend said I sounded like a girl they work with. I laughed the man right out of me. That was the most unbelievable, out of nowhere burn I've ever witnessed. Von has a lazy way about him, but that man's mind is going a thousand miles a second, processing dozens of descriptions, insults, etc. while weaving them around relatable analogies.. He's possibly the greatest comedic talent I've ever seen in my life.

  • @freetoplayaccount3487
    @freetoplayaccount3487 Рік тому +7

    I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.

  • @petervogel6094
    @petervogel6094 5 років тому +29

    How long Bobby stares at Theo after he said, "I'm talking to the woman"..

  • @shaunr6014
    @shaunr6014 5 років тому +68

    This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

  • @ridesharegold6659
    @ridesharegold6659 5 років тому +59

    "Brian Keith Etheridge - two first names and a lesbian." 😂😂

  • @wickedNwoozy
    @wickedNwoozy Рік тому +17

    i pray for happiness for both of them, there relationship was amazing and i hope they end up back together or happily apart

  • @JVAnimeContent
    @JVAnimeContent 5 років тому +110

    7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

    • @Everlast1974
      @Everlast1974 5 років тому +11

      THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 5 років тому +12

      Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

    • @flavourpunchh
      @flavourpunchh 5 років тому +2

      LMFAO OMG

    • @focusconcentration8
      @focusconcentration8 5 років тому +10

      Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

    • @Brettsparadox
      @Brettsparadox 5 років тому +3

      Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

  • @potentialbeautyruined
    @potentialbeautyruined 5 років тому +32

    I like how Bobby holds a Juul for hours every time. And never hits it

  • @dirtbagian
    @dirtbagian 5 років тому +160

    I haven't laughed this hard since literally 2011. Thank you, Theo Von.

    • @leedave9314
      @leedave9314 5 років тому +22

      What happened in 2011 that was so funny? Lol

    • @dirtbagian
      @dirtbagian 5 років тому +27

      @@leedave9314 was just a good summer with lots of laughs

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 4 роки тому +15

      dirtbagian
      Damn bro, that’s funny and really sad at the same time. 😂

    • @billymoses9925
      @billymoses9925 3 роки тому +1

      @@dirtbagian 2011 was great.

    • @alienc
      @alienc 2 роки тому +2

      Damn I wanna know what kind of 2011 life you had mine was pretty horrible and miserable

  • @OkOk-lk5zj
    @OkOk-lk5zj 3 роки тому +7

    Theo Von has really grown on me. Thank you for your work man.

  • @edwardlindley6269
    @edwardlindley6269 5 років тому +87

    Tickle that nickle cat daddy

  • @brendanreardon9669
    @brendanreardon9669 5 років тому +420

    Gale...did the um..Puppet Gale?....VH1...Grenda, Grenda.. No.. Gilda.. Hilda... Gale Benett.. Nighttime with um....Gritten.. Not puppets. Maybe... Tutorials?

    • @maryallison0509
      @maryallison0509 5 років тому +7

      How the hell did he get Grenda, Gale, Gilda from Grace. I love Theo but he is so clueless at times.

    • @christdolphin69
      @christdolphin69 4 роки тому +6

      blondie

    • @TheRenaeKate
      @TheRenaeKate 4 роки тому +2

      I was literally screaming that it's Grace lol

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 4 роки тому +2

      Renae Kate I didn’t even think he had anyone specific in mind I thought he was just rambling and I was dying

    • @drifting202020
      @drifting202020 4 роки тому +2

      That cracked my shit up.

  • @ianmci
    @ianmci 5 років тому +14

    That Tommy stare when he says "I am talking to the lady" LOL

  • @melissafritts4955
    @melissafritts4955 3 роки тому +17

    The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

    • @MrEdlawrence
      @MrEdlawrence 3 роки тому

      He's not even blinking lmfao!!

  • @donuttoy8482
    @donuttoy8482 5 років тому +34

    1:22:41
    It was at this moment, *Theo KNEW* , he had a chance

  • @hunterdale2342
    @hunterdale2342 5 років тому +363

    Braahhh, I’m late to this but I’m pretty sure Theo just doesn’t want to make Khalyla feel left out considering his and Bobby’s friendship is probably more developed than the three of theirs together and the two bros could easily ignore her.

    • @Tatt17
      @Tatt17 5 років тому +15

      She's tryin way hard it's super awk lololol when she's like U KNOW WHO ID FUCK lol this is the best

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 5 років тому +39

      Tatt17 hows it awkward? Theo is literally the most non judgmental person. Not to mention 2 of the 3 people in the room are comedians?

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 5 років тому +32

      Exactly. They have been friends for a WHILE. So people thinking that Theo would not only try to hit on his girl ON CAMERA, ON HIS OWN SHOW, but also have bobby sitting there, and potentially sabotage their relationship for some random girl that I'm sure Theo has no shortage of? The people saying he's hitting on her are just virgins, homeschooled, or have never had normal human interaction with anybody but pussy liberal cucks who censor any conversation they have to make sure that no one is offended.

    • @Tatt17
      @Tatt17 5 років тому +4

      10ExTwin 10 I know he’s not judgemental I’m not talking about Theo I’m talking about her talking about wanting to fuck him in front of her bf. To me she jus seems desperate

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 5 років тому +7

      Tatt17 I’m guessing you don’t know who Theo Von or Bobby Lee are. This is normal conversation for both of them

  • @toppoz2298
    @toppoz2298 5 років тому +246

    " who would u let bang khakyla " bruhhhh 😂😭😭

    • @handleOfThy
      @handleOfThy 5 років тому +36

      Expecting his name to pop up

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 5 років тому +47

      “Maybe a friend? Maybe a.... southern friend that you have?”

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 років тому +54

      And she loved the question

    • @TKO593
      @TKO593 5 років тому +35

      Daniel Ruiz Her answer was 150% clear.

    • @bigbabydogdawg4496
      @bigbabydogdawg4496 5 років тому +1

      @@colind1637 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @averyherriman8202
    @averyherriman8202 2 роки тому +4

    The way Bobby looked at Theo after he said I’m talking to the lady. I’m crying😮‍💨🤣😭

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 років тому +22

    If I'm hard I tell people in the room now. I don't want any trouble

  • @iTzDeyo
    @iTzDeyo 5 років тому +31

    That stare by Bobby was deadly in the beginning lmfao "im talking to the ladyyy" ~Bobby~snaps~internally~
    o.O.
    o.0.
    O.0.
    0.O
    ^ idk what that was

  • @BlurryPhace
    @BlurryPhace 5 років тому +37

    Bobby: *reaches for Theo's crotch*
    Theo: *brushes his hand off* "Nice right?"

    • @willjay7607
      @willjay7607 5 років тому +14

      I think he was checking to see if his girl giving him a boner..lol

  • @culpritmedia7026
    @culpritmedia7026 4 роки тому +9

    When Bobby and Theo get together, you know incoherent hilarity will ensue!