"I had soft serve coming out of me a mach Jesus" 🤣🤣 Dude I can't. Straight tears in my eyes. I'm stealing that one for sure. I've been there though. As rough as that is, at least that's all it was.
Tummy trouble boys unite, i allways carry a small pack of tissues in my gear somewhere when im out riding. You never know when the tummy demons will strike when riding
Ouch man, I would not want to be out there feeling like that. Must have been awful! When I eat to much of certain things my stomach does that to me too (with different degrees of severity). Now before rides the only thing I'll eat is peanut butter and jelly lol.
Seems like a lot of us in chat can relate. I also get really bad stomach cramps. Usually from eating too much or something that just disagreed with me. Those cramps can cause me to sweat profusely, feel like passing out, and sometimes a feeling that I may puke and crap at the same time. Once the cramps are at the top pain threshold, that is the time I need to head to the toilet and usually results in projectile diarrhea. Fun times!
It was a hard rocky dirt, gravel road but that was not Enduro. Stand on the pegs and it's a lot less fatiguing and actually easier. Hope the pain is nothing serious
when in nature try some natures wipes aka any kind of moss, not leaves.. you don't want to wipe with unknown plant with what ever possible after effect, moss is neutral
Wasn’t officially diagnosed until I got home, but spent my whole time traveling to, during and traveling home from GOADVF with a kidney stone 😂. Luckily never bad enough to keep me from riding. 😣
Best take a loo roll in your pack . You never know when nature calls and u don't have a goggle rag lol. Oh Jake to funny mate, Thanks for sharing your Adventure.
11:00 hate that, its the worst. I have it once or twice a year in the middle of the night. Sleeping, having bad dreams and then half waking up, not knowing where the pain comes from. lies in bed for an hour before i get up and sit on the toilet. Then have stomach pains so bad i feel like passing out, while almost asleeps aswell. Then it happens as you describe. it shoots out. then the pain is all gone. The pain is so bad in the moment it feels like you are dying, next moment its a faint memory of something that happend during the night when you wake up. Think its triggerd by some food poisening.
Jake you're getting old you need a good bowel routine 🤣. But cool to see kyle bradshaw(i think that's his name?) i enjoy watching his reviews on certain tires especially now with my T7 deciding if i want to keep using the Motoz tractionator Adventure or go with the GPS for the longer life.
Call me dumb but can you do a video explaining the difference between an adventure bike and a dual sport. I thought they were kinda the same until now.
Jake the Shid and Fardin Snake
I'm not the sprinting-to-the-bathroom type but wetwipes are part of my riding kit, you never know when doody is going to call.
Added that to my gear now!
Reading that synopsis at 11:00 had me on the floor!
1:26 I love how the bee is just here giving us a 2 stroke hot lap!!😂 “sorry bout your nose, now let me outta here” 🐝!
Glad your pooper is ok 👍
RE: The poop... We've all been there. If I'm feeling terrible I just go find a tree to hang out with and see what happens.
"I had soft serve coming out of me a mach Jesus" 🤣🤣 Dude I can't. Straight tears in my eyes. I'm stealing that one for sure. I've been there though. As rough as that is, at least that's all it was.
Jake pressure washing the forest for us
😂🥴
Happens to the best of us.
S- Happens
Deffinatly not the worst place to have emergency diarrhea 😂 traveling in northern Michigan a friend of mine went on the shoulder of i75
Oh gawd that’s rough
I felt the same way one morning after the breakfast burrito they had served at the ADV Fest.
That was thins day 😂
Yes.
I watch most everybody else ride ride terrain like this with the same results. And then there's Joey Mac
Nothing like a good old bush Poo in the most inconvenient time 😂
Tummy trouble boys unite, i allways carry a small pack of tissues in my gear somewhere when im out riding. You never know when the tummy demons will strike when riding
Dual Sport FTW I've done these on a drz with supermoto tires did just fine
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Hahaha... "Soft serve coming outta a mach Jesus!" 😀 Very glad it helped! 😀
Ouch man, I would not want to be out there feeling like that. Must have been awful! When I eat to much of certain things my stomach does that to me too (with different degrees of severity). Now before rides the only thing I'll eat is peanut butter and jelly lol.
This was the most dirt bike story of riding dirt bikes I’ver ever heard on dirt bikes.
Looks like my beloved Colorado trails. These rocky trails are tough to learn on. Especially with my mostly stock 300l.
Helmet Bees are the scariest of all
Bees
And that is why in your kit, (Car,Bike or Hicking) you should always have a package of wet wipes.
Seems like a lot of us in chat can relate. I also get really bad stomach cramps. Usually from eating too much or something that just disagreed with me. Those cramps can cause me to sweat profusely, feel like passing out, and sometimes a feeling that I may puke and crap at the same time. Once the cramps are at the top pain threshold, that is the time I need to head to the toilet and usually results in projectile diarrhea. Fun times!
After that rocky climb, i'd be surprised if anyone could do a solid. That's enough bouncing to make pudding out of a block of cheese.
Take a roll of TP, squish it flat and then pull the cardboard out. Put what's left in a zip lock. Honestly i have one on both bikes and in my car.
It was a hard rocky dirt, gravel road but that was not Enduro. Stand on the pegs and it's a lot less fatiguing and actually easier. Hope the pain is nothing serious
I said it wasn’t 🤷♂️ and show me someone doing that then on a crf300l…
Individually wrapped wet wipes! It only takes once to learn that shit! Lol
as someone prone to stomach issues lol i feel your pain dude. have too many stories just like that lmao
when in nature try some natures wipes aka any kind of moss, not leaves.. you don't want to wipe with unknown plant with what ever possible after effect, moss is neutral
I know your pain Jakey Poo. I had that last weekend. I was curled up in a ball on my bed just begging for it to end
Oh no
Having to poop while I'm out on the bike is why I ALWAYS have a pack of wet wipes with me.
Wasn’t officially diagnosed until I got home, but spent my whole time traveling to, during and traveling home from GOADVF with a kidney stone 😂. Luckily never bad enough to keep me from riding. 😣
Omg, bro! That’s hardcore.
Oh yeah, I been there and still had a 2 hour drive home.. hit the couch as soon as I made it and slept for 13 hours straight lol
Best take a loo roll in your pack . You never know when nature calls and u don't have a goggle rag lol. Oh Jake to funny mate, Thanks for sharing your Adventure.
Wipes have been added to the pack
I had a bee fly down the neck of my motorcycle jacket and stung me in the stomach. Hurt so bad, I almost crashed.
Mid ride pooping is the worse. Trying to do it with boots and ride gear
11:00 hate that, its the worst. I have it once or twice a year in the middle of the night. Sleeping, having bad dreams and then half waking up, not knowing where the pain comes from. lies in bed for an hour before i get up and sit on the toilet. Then have stomach pains so bad i feel like passing out, while almost asleeps aswell. Then it happens as you describe. it shoots out. then the pain is all gone. The pain is so bad in the moment it feels like you are dying, next moment its a faint memory of something that happend during the night when you wake up. Think its triggerd by some food poisening.
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Jake you're getting old you need a good bowel routine 🤣. But cool to see kyle bradshaw(i think that's his name?) i enjoy watching his reviews on certain tires especially now with my T7 deciding if i want to keep using the Motoz tractionator Adventure or go with the GPS for the longer life.
The few, the proud, the tummy ache survivors....
There's a pair of sweats and undies at the bottom of Lake Powell drowned mob style.
After all these modes isnt the bike too powerful in offroad?
You need to get a real dirtbike and do some TCCRA racing. I bet you would have a blast.
Sick jake you came to my state
"die to death" lol hope you feeling better
Call me dumb but can you do a video explaining the difference between an adventure bike and a dual sport. I thought they were kinda the same until now.
Sure
I love a good diarrhea story!
Glad to provide
Jake if you don't start standing up riding trails like that 🤣
I stand all the time 🤷♂️ it’s like a 5 hour ride. I am gonna sit when it’s chill stuff.
It might just look like you're sitting down on the camera angle especially on those rocky sections.
If N R uses the tag line.... will you get royalties ??? So if Jake S,^#ts in the woods and no one is there to ... ??? - yes it still stinks.
When you have diarrhea you lose alot of KCL (Potassium). Hydrate and replace yo electrolytes kids.
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Sore gutz ?
Does Jake shit in the woods ??
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