The MIAS Mini Tank (Strangest Tanks in History)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,9 тис.

  • @willdunn7680
    @willdunn7680 3 роки тому +1170

    Italy: I got an idea
    Germany: not again
    Allies: *laughs uncontrollably*

    • @yoridyse5411
      @yoridyse5411 3 роки тому +30

      I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA

    • @basedmax9029
      @basedmax9029 3 роки тому +10

      I guess its better than being on foot

    • @antiparticle1765
      @antiparticle1765 3 роки тому +5

      It’s all about cost-efficiency.

    • @jakeweberzwier8655
      @jakeweberzwier8655 3 роки тому +3

      @@basedmax9029 probably not, because (excluding cost) it would have been more cumbersome and slow than being on foot.

    • @bridgetoofar8756
      @bridgetoofar8756 3 роки тому +5

      It can be a Peace Maker as its whole existence causes laughter among the enemy forces. Laughter and smile are the way to peace.

  • @takakocaesar579
    @takakocaesar579 4 роки тому +4673

    so its basically an overglorified riot shield with tracks

  • @m1a1abramstank49
    @m1a1abramstank49 4 роки тому +2107

    “Historically Accurate tanks”
    Waffentrager Auf E100, Double Barrel tank

    • @frostypotatoking
      @frostypotatoking 4 роки тому +42

      Looks like a knockoff of the Grille 15

    • @bryanhr4074
      @bryanhr4074 4 роки тому +33

      some magic tanks with electric loose in their engines, star wars, n else LOL

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 4 роки тому +51

      Well, technically it was found in drawings and blueprints. So. It is accurate to a "What If?"

    • @idontknowwhereiam5801
      @idontknowwhereiam5801 4 роки тому +19

      Yup, also half of Chinese, Czechoslovak and Polish techtrees

    • @martinheuer6483
      @martinheuer6483 4 роки тому +24

      Did you mean half of ALL tech trees?

  • @jimtaylor294
    @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +137

    0:57 The perfect way to introduce this thing XD.

    • @simplyaregularguy131
      @simplyaregularguy131 3 роки тому +23

      the way the music stopped when the Italian soldier showed up was the icing on the cake

  • @joskethegreat4154
    @joskethegreat4154 4 роки тому +1571

    Actually this can be effective in war. Enemies would've laughed to death

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 4 роки тому +19

      This comment is underrated

    • @vintagejock3951
      @vintagejock3951 4 роки тому +19

      😂

    • @thestig2350
      @thestig2350 4 роки тому +30

      They can attack when they are having the giggles

    • @leogiri2863
      @leogiri2863 3 роки тому +17

      We italians seem to be good at it, we've been practicing since the fall of the roman empire

    • @arandomgamer8189
      @arandomgamer8189 3 роки тому +5

      I laughed to death while reading this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lehrasaquian6864
    @lehrasaquian6864 4 роки тому +3567

    Bob semple: "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @DEEZ_N4T
      @DEEZ_N4T 4 роки тому +92

      Damnit beat me to it! Time to change my comment

    • @leona_luna_556
      @leona_luna_556 4 роки тому +115

      hmmm I think those mias/moras tank can somehow easily destroy bob semple tank regarding that bob semple tank only had a machine gun and those mias/moras tank had a mortar.but bob semple also can destroy those mias/moras tank just by outrunning it and attacking the driver from behind

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 роки тому +55

      @@leona_luna_556 Or just crushing it

    • @tssteelx
      @tssteelx 4 роки тому +16

      *pulls out recoil less vespa*

    • @CloakernamedTemp
      @CloakernamedTemp 4 роки тому +12

      **GHOST DIVISION INTENSIFIES**

  • @nativeamericanhistory
    @nativeamericanhistory 4 роки тому +646

    Mussolini: let's restore the glorious Roman empire
    *Makes the weakest tank ever*

    • @pumpkin91ful
      @pumpkin91ful 4 роки тому +37

      They were so expensive to make too......

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому +14

      @@pumpkin91ful So not only the weakest but so would of been money down the drain.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +16

      But hey, it's adorable.
      Lil Tonk

    • @redterrorproductions1373
      @redterrorproductions1373 4 роки тому +14

      What do you mean weakest? It was the best tank of the war.

    • @siege2928
      @siege2928 4 роки тому +32

      @@redterrorproductions1373 exactly, not a single one was destroyed in combat. Heckin impressive

  • @pierluigiadreani2555
    @pierluigiadreani2555 4 роки тому +584

    Italian General: Can we have Panzers?
    Mussolini : we can have Panzers at home
    Panzers at home:...

  • @joedad3095
    @joedad3095 4 роки тому +295

    Just imagine your a young soldier fighting the Italian army and then in a position you’re defending you see this .

    • @matthewutech5970
      @matthewutech5970 3 роки тому +13

      @Manuel Camelo before or after the tankette and it's pilot eats a well thrown gernade?

    • @42svb58
      @42svb58 3 роки тому +3

      Tell that to Auddie Murphy

    • @matthewutech5970
      @matthewutech5970 3 роки тому +10

      @Manuel Camelo I don't think we seen the same video. The Tankette in question has NO unexposed "Insides". It's a tracked push cart with a shield, with absolutely no defense from the rear. Grenade lands behind it (which wouldn't be hard for trained soldiers to do), and the driver is in some BIG trouble.

    • @42svb58
      @42svb58 3 роки тому +2

      @Manuel Camelo most decorated us veteran

    • @dutchuzi1891
      @dutchuzi1891 Рік тому

      Imagine a blitzkrieg with these things

  • @joshuastarkloff9602
    @joshuastarkloff9602 4 роки тому +148

    This looks like something Hasbro would make for The GI-Joes in the 80s.

  • @romegavadquez6310
    @romegavadquez6310 4 роки тому +668

    When I’m an old man, I want one as a walker

    • @tennoheikabanzai656
      @tennoheikabanzai656 3 роки тому +8

      I can tell your American lol

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 3 роки тому +1

      @@undernerd5824
      Are you assuming that because their name sounds foreign, they aren't American?

    • @taifhassan7936
      @taifhassan7936 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @zenon459
      @zenon459 3 роки тому +2

      @@tennoheikabanzai656 obviously a slav

    • @higen0
      @higen0 3 роки тому +2

      @@tennoheikabanzai656 also its you're

  • @KG370
    @KG370 4 роки тому +278

    When you don’t understand tank design but it’s Sunday night and the assignment is due on Monday

    • @mrprimarch6484
      @mrprimarch6484 4 роки тому +3

      lol underrated

    • @S_sleepin
      @S_sleepin 4 роки тому +12

      Don't edit your comment, you just got a heart!

  • @NSS7779
    @NSS7779 4 роки тому +2296

    “Everybody gangsta till’ the cube joins the battle”

  • @andreagrossi7656
    @andreagrossi7656 3 роки тому +300

    As soon as I saw it, I thought: "Yep, that's Italian." My country sure has an history full of silly waepons.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 3 роки тому +12

      As funny as it is, _someone_ had to get through the silly designs. It just happened to be italy

    • @PatriotAnimates
      @PatriotAnimates 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah just like the tiny meatball launcher.

    • @FernandoHernandez-jw4yy
      @FernandoHernandez-jw4yy 3 роки тому +16

      Actually only modern Italy. Italian armour and weapons were amongst the finest in the middle ages.

    • @thelegalmexican9860
      @thelegalmexican9860 3 роки тому +8

      Italy actually made some good weapon designs in the recent times, but anything before the 80s is laughable

    • @historyofitaly4364
      @historyofitaly4364 3 роки тому

      @@Number1Irishlad nope

  • @manghariz2211
    @manghariz2211 4 роки тому +392

    1:10 The Italian was like
    "Yeah this is my tank"

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 роки тому +6

      This comment is very funny funny

    • @morava8333
      @morava8333 3 роки тому +7

      This comment is funny funny very.

    • @dyrexus6554
      @dyrexus6554 3 роки тому +4

      This comment is funny very funny

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 3 роки тому +6

      This funny is coment very

    • @tennoheikabanzai656
      @tennoheikabanzai656 3 роки тому +3

      I like the idea but not the design

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 4 роки тому +464

    MIAS Tank: **exists**
    Bob Semple Tank: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +563

    The ultimate tank battle:
    MIAS/MORAS Mini Tank vs Big Bob
    *Fight!*

    • @jaspertaylor2810
      @jaspertaylor2810 4 роки тому +29

      You mean the Bob Semple tank?

    • @captainez4387
      @captainez4387 4 роки тому +39

      Bob Semple tank easily taking the cake here

    • @nunull6427
      @nunull6427 4 роки тому +10

      Plot twist; the fight takes place in a shallow, mostly dried riverbed.

    • @brobamathegreat7527
      @brobamathegreat7527 4 роки тому +6

      Kugelpanzer: and the winner face me.

    • @el_tdg
      @el_tdg 4 роки тому

      H

  • @Phantom-qr1ug
    @Phantom-qr1ug 4 роки тому +280

    Italy in the 1930s: "What if we made a tank... but smol?"

  • @smoltank2376
    @smoltank2376 4 роки тому +253

    UK general :what are those? US GENERAL: armored sandwiches.

  • @HeVsuit
    @HeVsuit 4 роки тому +93

    1:08 your friend when he picks you up at your place on saturday night with his new ride

  • @francesstar_6143
    @francesstar_6143 4 роки тому +1953

    German: Let's make the big tank
    Japan: Let's Improve our tank
    Italia: *Let's make Toy for Soldier*

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 4 роки тому +95

      90 percent of R&D budget went to creating more efficiently boiling pasta and pizza that can be cooked 1 degrees lower than before.

    • @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
      @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 4 роки тому +58

      Meanwhile in the Soviet union: MORE TANKS BLYAT!!!!

    • @siege2928
      @siege2928 4 роки тому +21

      Shielded lawnmower... "Let's a go!" *Mario*

    • @leona_luna_556
      @leona_luna_556 4 роки тому +12

      @@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Soviet tank manufacturer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @lisaann3842
      @lisaann3842 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/RTciuK6EAo8/v-deo.html

  • @CrimsonScar-1
    @CrimsonScar-1 4 роки тому +2238

    Child to his father:
    Child: *Can I have a tank daddy?*
    Father: *Yup here you go*
    Child: *This isn't a tank!*
    Father: *Tell that to Mussolini*

    • @lonniebailey4989
      @lonniebailey4989 4 роки тому +51

      Ravioli Ravioli, tell that to Mussolini

    • @belladesa91
      @belladesa91 4 роки тому +18

      I'm Italian and I'd love to get one of these. U'd stay fit and no1 would bother u in the traffic going to the office 😁

    • @marilyngregorio1528
      @marilyngregorio1528 4 роки тому +10

      @@belladesa91 If you're italian then why are you speacking/typing english?
      DETAILS MAN THE'RE IMPORTANT!!!!!!

    • @belladesa91
      @belladesa91 4 роки тому +18

      @@marilyngregorio1528 because Italian it's not the most spoken language in the world. Ape

    • @jimmyshrimbe9361
      @jimmyshrimbe9361 4 роки тому +8

      This is the dumbest comment there ever was.

  • @lasombra1469
    @lasombra1469 4 роки тому +230

    USSR: We make our glorious tanks with stronk Stalinium!
    Italy: We only use hardened pasta...

    • @belladesa91
      @belladesa91 4 роки тому +4

      Just be thankful that we didn't call Marcello to design out tanks

    • @capt_uncoolguy3285
      @capt_uncoolguy3285 4 роки тому +2

      Wait PASTA?????????????????????????????????????

    • @g--stef4756
      @g--stef4756 4 роки тому +4

      Not Mussolinite?

    • @leogiri2863
      @leogiri2863 3 роки тому +3

      Mamma mia! That's a great idea! Marcello, get the pot and boil the water!

    • @_lordtachanka_2314
      @_lordtachanka_2314 3 роки тому +2

      @julian zhou *hardbass music intensifies*

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 3 роки тому +35

    Designer: "Hmm. Rome conquered the world with short swords. What would be the equivalent today?"
    Caesar's ghost:

  • @rohamtavakkoli7562
    @rohamtavakkoli7562 3 роки тому +54

    Any WW2 veterans still alive would love one of these...an armored walker...

  • @cromwell4029
    @cromwell4029 4 роки тому +453

    Bob semple: no one is more ridiculous then me ahahaha
    Ansaldo: *thats cute*

    • @squishy2229
      @squishy2229 4 роки тому

      That’s not a tank, that’s a tk.

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 4 роки тому

      @RITA , I WАNT ВОУ !!!!! OPEN MY CАNАL !!!! ur profile picture......

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +1

      The Bob Semple tank is a chad compared to this puny thing.

    • @goggles6776
      @goggles6776 4 роки тому

      It’s a bot, just report it

  • @nomnomxddd8157
    @nomnomxddd8157 4 роки тому +366

    “Historically Accurate tanks”
    more like
    *"health bar"*

    • @seinshwehtoo3581
      @seinshwehtoo3581 4 роки тому +19

      Yup
      Its wargaming

    • @raihanarifian5619
      @raihanarifian5619 4 роки тому +15

      12.7 to the head
      *yellow*

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому +2

      Also notice that EZscape enemy targeting and highlighting even through cover and walls cheat they added. World of Tanks sucks now, definitely not playing that. I miss the OG version from 2011

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 роки тому +11

      realistic is War Thunder.

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 4 роки тому +1

      @@thatguybrody4819 yeah, ground battles and tier V Battles is pretty realistic, *right?*

  • @calm_skies
    @calm_skies 4 роки тому +214

    Imagine this going slowly at you and the driver just yells: "I'M GONNA GET YA!"

  • @ganjalfthegreen5312
    @ganjalfthegreen5312 3 роки тому +21

    4:20 that waddle is just precious

    • @josephu9447
      @josephu9447 3 роки тому +2

      And its 4:20
      Noice

    • @kprk4102
      @kprk4102 3 роки тому +2

      The perfect Tank for short sized Italians such as Mario and Luigi.

  • @jdauph039
    @jdauph039 4 роки тому +321

    MIAS: Most Incredible Accurate Stupidity

  • @mbridges6348
    @mbridges6348 4 роки тому +795

    I swear that’s a dough roller on the side... the Italians weren’t trying to fight a war, they were just trying to deliver pizzas

    • @shubhsoni9025
      @shubhsoni9025 4 роки тому +24

      i was also thinking that

    • @USrifles
      @USrifles 4 роки тому +22

      Oh my God, I can't 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wheet1813
      @wheet1813 4 роки тому +39

      They are trying to deliver pizzas while fighting a riot and practice social distancing

    • @shubhsoni9025
      @shubhsoni9025 4 роки тому +28

      @@wheet1813 THATS A PERFECT DEFINATION OF MIAS MINI TANK

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 4 роки тому +1

      It does have a rolling pin

  • @Hi-xh8kr
    @Hi-xh8kr 4 роки тому +186

    Does anyone else think that the muffler looks like a roller?
    Simple History’s accuracy attaching an Italian stereotype.

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord 4 роки тому +17

      You see, some of those drivers where trained by their grandmas in hand to rolling pin combat. The original idea was to use the “tank” to get close and then pull off the rolling pin and show the enemies why you don’t dis grandmas cooking.

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick 3 роки тому +3

      If Mussolini had just told his armies that the British soldiers said their grandma’s spaghetti had too much garlic in the sauce they would have conquered Britain in weeks.

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 4 роки тому +161

    "Giuseppe, lets get a real tank."
    "We already have tank at home!"
    The tank back home:

  • @trickshot1529
    @trickshot1529 4 роки тому +20

    I love the part where the Medium 1 comes over the hill, I can the gunner saying " *You fool* " before they fire the gun

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 3 роки тому +7

    You absolutely *nailed* the introduction to this majestic thing.

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 4 роки тому +160

    Italian with there smurf tank makes new zealand semple tank look like a big joke

    • @bobjames994
      @bobjames994 4 роки тому +3

      How dare you insult our Lord, the Bob Semele tank if anything you’re the joke. Praise the Bob Semple, amen.

    • @RangerPredatorRed
      @RangerPredatorRed 4 роки тому

      Their

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 роки тому +91

    Germany: *trying to make super sized tanks*
    Italy: *T I N Y*

  • @xavierzamora6455
    @xavierzamora6455 4 роки тому +69

    As a tank it's horrendous. As a solution to attack trenches, where enemies had by that moment no heavy weapons, a good one.

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 4 роки тому +22

      Well it’s basically meant to be the ultimate version of walking fire. Basically have guys with light machine guns laying down suppressing fire while moving at a steady pace as artillery hammers the trench line. This weapon system could have been more cost effective than full tanks.

    • @Destroyer9300
      @Destroyer9300 4 роки тому

      And how you can be sure enemy in the trenches doesn't have some hiden AT rifle at least ?!?!

    • @chriswolf1089
      @chriswolf1089 4 роки тому +1

      @@Destroyer9300 by ww2 barely any side used an anti-tank rifle the only ones who still used it were the soviets

    • @Destroyer9300
      @Destroyer9300 4 роки тому

      @@chriswolf1089 Bazooka was used for medium to heavy tanks, no piece would left from this thing...

    • @chriswolf1089
      @chriswolf1089 4 роки тому +1

      @@Destroyer9300 well yeah I knew that already but you don't need anything but a grenade to destroy this

  • @JohnSmith-jp5bj
    @JohnSmith-jp5bj 3 роки тому +15

    This seems like a very effective way of deploying a flamethrower. It's able to carry a larger tank of gas, can have the gas tank be armoured to prevent explosion, and is protected to allow the soldier close enough to the enemy position to make the flamethrower usable. Alternatively, I'm sure combat engineers could make use of a mobile cover and tool carrying device.

  • @alexanderluc9395
    @alexanderluc9395 4 роки тому +109

    Kids: Can we have a tank?
    Mom: No we have tank at home
    Tank at Home:

    • @yoridyse5411
      @yoridyse5411 3 роки тому +1

      I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA

    • @Trent733
      @Trent733 3 роки тому +2

      I dont get these jokes

    • @gamesmackdown1571
      @gamesmackdown1571 3 роки тому +1

      @@Trent733 these type of joke says about how parants fool us by the demand children make. But they show a low quality thing😂

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 4 роки тому +66

    I just don’t understand how they couldn’t just put a little chair in the compartment. Who could have possibly thought having the “driver” crouch walk behind the shield would be a good idea?

    • @kirknay
      @kirknay 4 роки тому +4

      exactly! Just bolt a chair in and run the track clutches with foot petals!

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 4 роки тому +2

      @Jaden Hurtado 🤣🤣

    • @tz8785
      @tz8785 4 роки тому +6

      People who start development with making a machine gun easier to move and don't think at all beyond the main task.

    • @kirknay
      @kirknay 4 роки тому +2

      @@dr.floridaman4805 with something that underpowered, bucking is the least of your worries. You gotta be careful to keep it from stalling.

    • @darkninjacorporation
      @darkninjacorporation 4 роки тому +4

      @@dr.floridaman4805 alright then, chair with a spring

  • @nandoman4769
    @nandoman4769 4 роки тому +153

    When you have to bring a tank to the battlefield but you’re also social distancing.

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 4 роки тому +404

    And this kids is why you should never let a dumb person lead the military.

    • @user-ed5be9eu7t
      @user-ed5be9eu7t 4 роки тому +30

      well at least it was only a prototype xD, and it could have been usefull on a scenario like the Italian Alps of ww1, with some upgrades maybe

    • @benlaskowski357
      @benlaskowski357 4 роки тому +3

      Who was Mussolini?

    • @alanmaclaren4118
      @alanmaclaren4118 4 роки тому +18

      @@benlaskowski357 some wannabe Roman emperor.

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 4 роки тому +12

      @@benlaskowski357 A Diehard roman empire fan

    • @benlaskowski357
      @benlaskowski357 4 роки тому +5

      @@Four-of-aKind I thought he was a dumb person leading the military.

  • @icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781
    @icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781 3 роки тому +16

    Mussolini: Aight we want you to use these in the battle field
    Italian Soldiers: *awkward silence* "WE SURRENDER"

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 4 роки тому +123

    Bob Semple Tank: "Ah, finally! A worthy opponent!"

    • @blch_gaming
      @blch_gaming 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 3 роки тому +2

      Little willie: *Engine failure noises* help...

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 3 роки тому +3

      @@Moostache_ it's adorable how you believe that this little peashooter could compare to the Perfection that is the Semple tank

  • @nomiS.933
    @nomiS.933 4 роки тому +49

    I read the "strangest" as "strongest", and I was like "how did this lil' dwarf of a tank became the strongest tank ever built?!"

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 4 роки тому +121

    Germany: adapt overcome
    Italy: random bullshit go!
    New Zealand: wOaH CaN i pUT gUnS At rOoF tIleS

    • @calmchugh2601
      @calmchugh2601 4 роки тому +5

      USSR:JUST SEND MORE COMRADE!

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 роки тому +2

      @@calmchugh2601 DAVAI THROW ENGINE IN TRACTOR, IT LAST 3 MONTH THAT IS ENOUGH

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 4 роки тому +2

      @@calmchugh2601 USA: use this Russia! 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 роки тому +1

      @RITA , I WАNT ВОУ !!!!! OPEN MY CАNАL !!!! Dublin

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 роки тому +1

      @muhammet miraç eşitmez Ik

  • @Prizrak131
    @Prizrak131 4 роки тому +39

    *Hits blunt*
    "What if we made a shopping cart a tank?"

    • @snug-fibbage7441
      @snug-fibbage7441 4 роки тому +8

      perfect for getting through black friday

    • @thumperpaul155
      @thumperpaul155 4 роки тому +3

      That would be super cool, imagine everyones face.

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 4 роки тому +6

    Can we just appreciate for a moment how amazing those animations look?

  • @kommissar4472
    @kommissar4472 4 роки тому +45

    Simple history: Strangest tank in history
    Me: *i’ll take your entire stock*

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 4 роки тому +326

    Next episode idea:
    The 1938 "War of the worlds" halloween radio play that terrified America, because they thought it was real.

  • @martinheuer6483
    @martinheuer6483 4 роки тому +123

    Italy: OH my bloody god that looks atrocious give me like 60

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 роки тому +68

    Bob Semple Tank: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.

    • @ethanramos4441
      @ethanramos4441 4 роки тому

      Bob Semple: Who are you?
      MIAS/MORAS: *I AM THE SMALLER AND BETTER YOU*

  • @strider04
    @strider04 3 роки тому +11

    "Forty five caliber mortar" hmm intersting concept

  • @ddfgshrek9931
    @ddfgshrek9931 4 роки тому +16

    Kid: “Mom can we have a tank?”
    Mom: “We have a tank at home”
    The tank:

  • @jokestermasteroflaughter7754
    @jokestermasteroflaughter7754 4 роки тому +23

    I just love how there’s cheery music in the background while machine guns are firing and the tanks are being blown up😂

  • @Ballbuster1000
    @Ballbuster1000 4 роки тому +327

    Simple History: The Mini MIAS Tank
    Me, an intellectual: *Machine gun cube*

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @taco_xd1725
      @taco_xd1725 4 роки тому

      Yeah that sound right 😂

    • @workingjoe5599
      @workingjoe5599 3 роки тому

      Angry cube

    • @That71stingray
      @That71stingray 3 роки тому

      Don’t forget “with treads”.
      “Machine gun cube, with treads”

    • @Zetus.
      @Zetus. 3 роки тому

      Mussolini mini fridge

  • @slicedbread615
    @slicedbread615 4 роки тому +32

    Do you want a tank or infantry sheild?
    italy: yes

  • @quiett6191
    @quiett6191 4 роки тому +2

    0:57 Love the build up, and reveal

  • @chadhunter6250
    @chadhunter6250 3 роки тому +1

    That intro of the tank was gold.

  • @ConnerBonner1
    @ConnerBonner1 4 роки тому +33

    Imagine having a serious war face when driving the tank into battle

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables
    @knightofdrawnschooltables 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine playing world of tanks and you're facing hundreds of these in battle

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 роки тому +41

    I have a feeling this might end up on "Girls Und Panzer" one day........

    • @jorgejin4840
      @jorgejin4840 4 роки тому +2

      A lot of historical war tactics and references are employed in the girls und panzer matches,they may review them. Xp

    • @SparkingEX
      @SparkingEX 4 роки тому

      It's still going on?

    • @takakocaesar579
      @takakocaesar579 4 роки тому +2

      @@SparkingEX i guess. another GuP movie is announced for next year

    • @jorgejin4840
      @jorgejin4840 4 роки тому +2

      They have manga too

    • @nitsu2947
      @nitsu2947 4 роки тому

      oh no

  • @shaneroberts9192
    @shaneroberts9192 4 роки тому +2

    1:45 ...garage goals

  • @光一ミュラー
    @光一ミュラー 3 роки тому +3

    this mini tank reminds me of another mini tank, i forgot the name though, it was made in Germany 1943 and only made one, it has a short barreled cannon, similar to the StuG III. they only tested it once, in a prison camp in Hammelburg, the tank, while can be controlled remotely, has a cockpit for one person, sadly, this only model crashed into a staff car and the project was scrubbed and never heard again

  • @ramsaybolton9741
    @ramsaybolton9741 4 роки тому +8

    4:18 The character running looks like one of those 1930s-40s Disney cartoons

  • @renaurbina9353
    @renaurbina9353 4 роки тому +44

    Nobody:
    Simple history: posts a new video during class
    Me: WHYYYYYYYY

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 4 роки тому

      Funk

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому

      Well I mean public school is a joke anyways and just a glorified daycare because your parents don't want you around. Might as well actually learn something.

    • @butterballin3686
      @butterballin3686 4 роки тому

      @@KandiKlover It's sad how true this statement is. I'm not being sarcastic, you 100% described public school.

  • @petermajerciak2270
    @petermajerciak2270 4 роки тому +14

    Italians during early stage of development:
    Kiss MIAS!
    Same Italians in later stages of development:
    Kiss MORAS!

  • @jmiddlefinger
    @jmiddlefinger 4 роки тому +8

    It’s like the “ditch witch” of the tank world

  • @xironbeastx8677
    @xironbeastx8677 3 роки тому +2

    These would have been good trench tools, basically dig areas into the trench for these to roll up onto and act as strong points, and then when the fights over reverse them back into the trench, and you could even move them around in the trench to different positions to have a set of mobile bunkers you could rearrange in a few hours to make it difficult for artillery to zero in on.

  • @important6706
    @important6706 4 роки тому +165

    Bob semple: I have the most awkward tank
    Italy: Hold our machine gun wheelbarrow
    Edit: Thnx for the 100+ likes :)

  • @panthoazad6351
    @panthoazad6351 4 роки тому +12

    Hitler : Hey! Look, that's our MAUS ! We're also working on the RATTE.
    So, what are cooking there?
    Mussolini : Pulls out MIAS

  • @tiredman99
    @tiredman99 4 роки тому +20

    I could see this being used in modern day as a riot shield on tracks

  • @alexthegreat13211
    @alexthegreat13211 3 роки тому +4

    1:10 That Italian was like
    "WHAT? THIS IS MY TANK!"

  • @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936
    @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 4 роки тому +23

    Me: Lool a large tank!
    Driver: **pops out**
    Me: **Epic music stops**

  • @natalieorlando6583
    @natalieorlando6583 4 роки тому +55

    Can we get sherman?
    We have sherman at home
    Sherman at home:

    • @natalieorlando6583
      @natalieorlando6583 4 роки тому

      @Carnivorus russia took them in lend lease, Israel took them just after the war, Japan and Italy had worse tanks, and even if they couldn't kill a German big cat, they had numbers, a cheap price, and sooooo many spare parts. The sherman was a pretty good tank, and its 17 pounder version could kill German big cats

    • @natalieorlando6583
      @natalieorlando6583 4 роки тому

      @Carnivorus about 35,000 Sherman's where built, and only around 7,500 german big cats where made, so while the German tank was better for armor and gun, the sherman was cheaper and more common. And many of those German tanks where on the eastern front. German tanks had great stats, but that was just not the type of tank you want. You need a cheap tank. And sherman crews loved it for ease of repair and survivability. And if you want somthing to kill a big cat, you could use a m10 or m18.which where on what? A SHERMAN CHASIS

  • @liamb.9964
    @liamb.9964 4 роки тому +13

    Simple history: "It's certainly one they will not be remembered for"
    Me: I will now remember them for this tank.

  • @chicken8664
    @chicken8664 4 роки тому +51

    MIAS when it kills a tank or person: “Ha get smurfed get gud”

  • @phoboss950
    @phoboss950 4 роки тому +5

    TONK:"finally... a WORTHY OPPONENT!!"

  • @ItsDeebs
    @ItsDeebs 3 роки тому +1

    That opening 0:58 Pure gold.

  • @NotSaddamHussein
    @NotSaddamHussein 4 роки тому +130

    Clicked faster then Guderian went trough Ardennes.

    • @AuroraWolf655
      @AuroraWolf655 4 роки тому +2

      Me: I see tank in the title, it’s calling to me to watch

    • @joaomanoelkormann7032
      @joaomanoelkormann7032 4 роки тому +4

      In feabruary 29 2021:
      The diamond authority: WE GONNA INVADE THE WORLD
      Other countrys with mini tanks: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

    • @Ifoundnohappinesshere
      @Ifoundnohappinesshere 4 роки тому +3

      I clicked faster than they even invaded Denmark

    • @dylanphan26
      @dylanphan26 4 роки тому

      I'm the 69th like

    • @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
      @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @actinganimal885
    @actinganimal885 4 роки тому +13

    4:19
    “I am a dwarf and I’m driving a tank drivy drivy tank, drivy drivy tank.”

  • @thecouncil3343
    @thecouncil3343 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine fighting in the second world war, you have seen anything. You fought Rommel's panzers, and then you see this and say: Man the Italians are really desperate nowdays

    • @chrisbaldwin8570
      @chrisbaldwin8570 4 роки тому +2

      Basically the Allies when they hit Italy's coast.

    • @thecouncil3343
      @thecouncil3343 4 роки тому

      @@chrisbaldwin8570 Or like every battle that Italy fought in ww2

  • @SoulSoundMuisc
    @SoulSoundMuisc 3 роки тому +2

    I have never heard of this thing... but from the moment I saw it, I said to myself:
    "Oh, that thing has to be Italian." Ah, the Italian military of World War Two.
    "Hey, I got an idea!"
    "Will it a-work?"
    "No, but it will be small and adorable and cheap!"
    "Will it protect-a our young-a men?"
    "No, you could throw a spear right through the armor!"
    "SOLD!"
    (To be fair, the Autoblinda armored car? Probably, hands down, the best armored car of the entire era. They were using those things until the 60's)

  • @christiansparks6429
    @christiansparks6429 4 роки тому +18

    When Daleks pay the Italians to make a tank for them.

  • @thegreatlemmon7487
    @thegreatlemmon7487 4 роки тому +9

    Okay everybody laughs at Italy's tanks designs but you have to realize that Italy is mainly hills and mountains. The only thing that is capable of going up and down these mountains are well light tanks. Sure Panzer 4 could easily take out any one of these but can it climb up a mountain.

  • @BensCooking
    @BensCooking 4 роки тому +14

    God imagine squat walking over a hill and seeing a real tank... you can’t even turn around safely

  • @Ifoundnohappinesshere
    @Ifoundnohappinesshere 4 роки тому +5

    Last time I saw the Tonk....now this is even more preferable

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 3 роки тому +4

    4:26 kirby is that you?

  • @wiictvchannel1112
    @wiictvchannel1112 3 роки тому +5

    I love this tank. It's just strange enough that I can picture it in something like Warhammer 40k.

  • @novaterra973
    @novaterra973 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly, I can see the use for something like this in modern warfare - a relatively compact weapon drone, used for fire support, providing cover for soldiers, and of course, carrying their equipment.
    But this appeared in WW2, the tech was simply not there, even if Germany, Japan, and USSR all looked into an unmanned vehicle - and in the case of Germany and the USSR, actually deploying them during the war.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 роки тому

      the germans had unmanned tanks, see goliaths.
      they also had remote controlled missiles (both anti-ship and anti-tank) by 1945.
      they had remotely operated MGs too. like on the Hetzer.
      its not beyond a reasonable doubt they could combine these techs into a remote-controlled MG.

  • @Interdictiondeltawing
    @Interdictiondeltawing 4 роки тому +35

    Idea: Battle of Midway: The turning point for the United States

  • @adityamahajantalks9740
    @adityamahajantalks9740 4 роки тому +6

    It looks like some sort of Cube or something idk.
    -Random Allied spy after seeing the MIAS/MORAS Mini Tank

  • @xAy3x
    @xAy3x 3 роки тому +7

    Crewman: "Couldn't we just slap a plate on the bottom and bolt a seat to it?"
    Engineers: "... No, you should be uncomfortable when you die."
    Crewman: "Man, fascism sucks.."

  • @yl1xf633
    @yl1xf633 4 роки тому +1

    im playing world of tanks for 5 years and im happy that u did shot out to ur support world of tanks :)

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 роки тому +37

    And I thought the Bob Semple tank was the weirdest

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 4 роки тому +2

      Yet the Bob Semple has a better win rate. And it existed!

    • @Drgn_overlord
      @Drgn_overlord 4 роки тому

      It may be the weirdest but its the most glorious of them ALLL!!!

    • @Hanif_A_F
      @Hanif_A_F 4 роки тому

      He tried his best okey

    • @takakocaesar579
      @takakocaesar579 4 роки тому

      sturmtiger

  • @TheManFromWaco
    @TheManFromWaco 4 роки тому +13

    USA: The Sherman is versatile, durable, and low-maintenance.
    USSR: In the time it took Fascists to destroy five T-34's, we built ten.
    Germany: Hail to the King Tiger... when it's working.
    Italy: IT'S-A MARIO KART!!!

    • @flashbacks4186
      @flashbacks4186 4 роки тому +1

      Petition to add the MIAS machine gun box shield to Mario Kart WW2

    • @ryosuke707
      @ryosuke707 4 роки тому

      Durable lol

  • @colbymeeks8626
    @colbymeeks8626 4 роки тому +10

    I think you mean *STRONGEST* tanks in history

  • @Theanchoritegarlic
    @Theanchoritegarlic 4 роки тому +5

    WoT idea: Tier Zero, plus a new map: island of misfit toys.

  • @TobiasGellen3692
    @TobiasGellen3692 4 роки тому +5

    1:14 to skip the ad

    • @Shape07-0
      @Shape07-0 4 роки тому +5

      Nah i usually like to watch the ads
      Unless it's raid shadow then i will skip