You do know its dr bright he will miss it and he poof cuz jeff bezos knows what the amulet does and will pick it up using gloves then flex it to the other people in the group of interest
Honestly, I can't be mad at Dr. Bright here. True or not, that story was told with the clear intent to boast the morale of someone who just had a very rough first day.
Two things: 1.This was actually believable until the Bezos section and it was amazing 2. They need to put in a claim with Amazon for none of their packages being delivered
“Terrible service! Didn’t even bring the packages! Had to fight the manager! -5 Star review!” - Dr. Bright, leaving a review on Amazon, after fighting Super Bezos and winning due to plot. Edit: Based on the part 2 video "Bright V. Bezos", Amazon DID delivery the packages. They, mainly Bezos, just decided to storm site-19 as if it where Area 51. But I'm glad the Swamp Women SCP got her plushie!
@@kynto god I wish I could answer that for certain but the most certain answer I can give is pataphysics and I'm unsure of even that. SCP is several weirdest things all competing with eachother
@@kynto I had to ask an expert on pataphysics in the fandom to help because while I know what it is, I also don't know how to explain it to people who don't already know: "Pataphysics in SCP is a study of narratives and layered stories. There are various different models and such but generally you can think of it as how authors and their stories interact with each other, and then apply that in multiple layers to get the perspective of what the Foundation has to deal with (knowing they are fictional and being able to see other lower fictions as also fictional)."-u/_shoulder_
Dr. Clef: What the hell is all this noise? Guard: Apparently, Dr. Jack is fighting Jeff Bezos at the sound of "it has to be this way". Dr. Clef: I'm sorry, what?!
D-Class1: “I bet you my pudding cuff that Bezos will win” D-Class2: “Nah it’ll be Jeff” Guard: “I raise your bet with a 4pk pudding on 682 break out and interfering” Dr. Clef: “Screw that! I’m betting myself that I’ll win the fight!”
Rule ???: Dr. Bright is not allowed to fight Jeff Bezos while blasting the song "It Has To Be This Way" from popular videogame "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance".
I’m surprised Dr. Bright didn’t throw his amulet at Bezos. I really thought he would have been like “Here, catch!” And take over the body of Bezos. Wasted opportunity, Dr. Bright.
Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do. Visit, purchase or open any online retail stores, even with O5 permission. Thank the Scarlet King this was one of the more tame forays Jack had into the world wide web. Still loving the videos!
The King would likely be the one to set up so many of the Foundation's trial and tribulations, in order to groom them into a worthy challenge for his time. A proxy would not have the honor of ending his most "annoying" adversary. Also Scarlet King < Hanged King/Ambassador of Alagadda.
Dr. Ariel: "Believe it or not, Jack actually did conduct the experiment as told. He also got into big trouble with the 05 council. As for the rest of the story, well... let's just say Amazon had a lot of confused delivery drivers who couldn't remember their day.
The only 2 outcomes of this battle: 1. Dr. Bright did win a fight 2. Dr. Bright got considerably imaginative with his story and wanted to scare the newcomer
There 3 actualy Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand
Realistically, Bright wins in the end. He just throws his medallion at Jeff and BOOM, the entire Amazon company falls into the Foundation's hand, with convenient direct connections to MC&D.
5:36 I like to imagine Bright in 106's latest containment breach be like "wait wait wait, before you kill me, look at this funny video" and then 106 takes the phone and peacefully goes back to his containment chamber and 049 googling "how to buy humans"
Jack : *intensly punches bezos abdominal area* Bezos: fixes glasses Jack : *keeps punching* Bezos: *slight grunt* Jack: why won't you die Bezos: nanomechines son
If they ever do make a Metal Gear Rising 2 game. Replace Senator Armstrong with someone that is basically Jeff Bezos and is an owner of the most powerful Online Store and Delivery service in the world. It would be more believable lol. Though the likelihood of there being a MGR2 is slim to none.....being how the company that owns the rights to Metal gear shift gears from making video games to Gambling and cheap terrible microtransaction mobile games. It won't happen...and I know Platinum Games made MGR but the future is not looking so....bright.
@@tuna8560 If Jeff is able to do that. He would be the most terrifying man in the universe. Not even 648 could kill Jeff or 343 wish him out of existence. The Scarlet King would yield to the man. The Angel would never stop him and Jeff would walk right through the gates. The Amulet is quite literally indestructible. After all. The Foundation did test this.
I like to imagine someone at the foundation searched up SCP in amazon and finding a bunch of secret document's about the foundation and a couple scp's for sale!
With these stories, I always have to think: "Is Bright lying?" and my verdict for this? Oh, totally ..but also kinda no. Not only would the 05 council never let such smart creatures like 040 or 063 or the literal brain of a genus have *any* phone connection, even if it was locked to the Amazon website. I do think he was probably telling thr truth about the more wholesome SCPs, creatures like Cain and the Swamp Lady, to be exact. So, yeah. Kinda telling the truth?
I’d believe he’d do so for the more dangerous ones as well, if only to try to occupy them for a day. 049 is actually reasonable and you can’t buy cadavers off Amazon. Also since 049 is from the 15th century, I doubt he’d know how to hack an iPhone just using an Amazon page so it sounds harmless enough. And the literal brain is also a scatterbrain so he can’t focus on a single task for too long, and has difficulty making choices. I think Dr. Bright was telling the truth all the way up to the Amazon Army part.
Honestly, this is the most human I ever saw most of these SCPS be, very interesting experiment, would love more of things like this. The least chaotic idea I ever heard from Dr Bright, but he is Dr Bright, So he either lied, or something was bound to go wrong.
Certainly wasn’t expecting a Metal Gear Rising reference in this. Or Amazon being a huge personal military. Probably paid a lot less than they should be in this line of work. But it’s probably just Dr. Bright having played too much MGR and seeing too many of the memes I’m surprised some of the SCPs could even operate the phones they were given. But he really didn’t think to give temporary phones to them? Especially with 682 constantly destroying them
@@Dr.C.Shadow DR jack bright: why won`t you die Senator steven Bezos : nanomachines son they harden in response to physical trauma you can't hurt me jack
When ordering things online, send them to PO Box REDACTED & not directly to Site 19. We’ve already had 3 postmen show up at the front door.(How did they even find us?) Dr. Bright is not to give directions to Site 19 to non-Foundation personnel.
I'm extremely confused as to why the Unkillable Lizard was one of the first, while the Plague Doctor was so late in the experiment! You'd think it'd be better to start with the less aggressive and more cooperative SCPs!
Perhaps he wanted to try to comfort up or calm down the most pissed off Scp first to see how effective it would be Plague Doctor is pretty chill for the most part
@@thereallegitimatemontblanc i mean dr.bright has been thinking iof chasing 682 with a newspaper a rolling pin or a shoe like a dog when it bes bad, sure somwehere says he cant do that but did anyway.
Hey. Even a bloodthirst rage machine and likely the right hand of the Blood God, Khorn. Has some things he would like. I mean he can't pull out the latest and greatest of knife sharpers from his portal of deadliness.
9:57 Now here's something, i may have missed something on 049 but: No mask would be able to fit over SCP-049's head due to his plague doctor mask, this however would be possible IF the plague doctor mask is actually a mask, which makes alot of sense due to the fact that 049 is capable of speech without having a mouht on his mask
standing here, I realize, you were just like me, Trying to make historyyyyy. but whos to judge, from right from wrong? when our gruard is down i think we'll both agreeeee that vioooolence breeds vioooolence but in the end it has to be this waYYYYYYYYYYY
You know what the idea in general is actually a viable strategy, and hell it actually sounds very plausible that this did happen… at least until the part where Amazon tries to capture site 19.
Would've been the best thing ever if Bright got his amulet on Bezos and just took over Amazon Edit: I'm also surprised that he hasn't learned, or created, a martial arts style which has the aim of placing an amulet, or necklace, on somebody's neck.
“Who want’s to play Helicopter!?” - Dr. Bright. As for fighting he’ll probably just swing his amulet around like how Ladybug does with her yo-yo. Or he just runs and taps opponents with the amulet.
"The Amazon Incident" Luckily for Dr.Bright, only half of the story was true. I was privy to steal a look at the expense charges in HR department......They only show the "family friendly" items that where purchased.
STAAANDING HEEEEERE I REAALIZE HE WAS JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HIIIISTOOORYYYYY BUT WHO’S TO JUUUDGE THE RIIGHT FROM WROOOONG WHEN OUR GUAARD IIIIS DOOOWN I THINK WE’LL BOOOOTH AAAAAGREEEEE THAT VIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEDS VIOOOOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
I remember seeing something on a subreddit showing a post saying “I made this while drunk, Not sure what it does, Not testing it out” Perhaps it can destroy 682.
"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack!" Seriously, that 'battle' between Bright & Jeff Beezos reminds me of the fight between Raiden & Senator Armstrong!
Well 999 is the opposite of violent and also would probably just want a 2 lb bag of orange m&Ms or 10,000 ladybugs. (These are also things that you can buy on Amazon)
@@tylerjones-davis6269 Farmers most likely because they eat aphids which can destroy some plants. Looking on Amazon now I don't see 10,000 but I see 9,000 live ladybugs for 60 bucks with free 2 day shipping.
This story ended with an ending so unexpected I don’t know what’s next, a fanfic level of description. To then make a jab at Bezzos, to then make a MGR reference.
Yeah, I can imagine it now, Amazon truck pulling over just outside this ominous looking building.....probably out in the back end of New Jersey "Yeah, I gotta delivery for one Dr. Bright"
Yeah, I can already hear the story in my head. "It's the night before Christmas And all through the foundation Peace and goodwill were being spread As was fear and elation"
"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma." "You can't beat me, Jack!" I am disappointed at how, even tho it was super obvious, nobody got the reference. It's funny how it's Jeff Bezos tho lol.
"You overhyped piece of gaudy jewellery"
Oof. Now that was a little uncalled for.
The O5s are probably the only people in the Foundation that could get away with saying that to Jack.
They can get away calling me that, I had worse - Dr Bright
@@DailyThingsInSCPFoundation He probably really has too
Oh I just got it
Yeah that's pretty mean
To be honest. Jack Bright's idea was a good idea. Seriously, it was a good idea. I mean, the Foundation is not known for giving comfort to many SCPs.
Make them happy and they may not kill
They only ones I have seen our kids they seem to be good to kids
And the other half of the time they got a misused motto of being crue- cough - cold, not cruel.
Hell yeah it was!
i mean.... waste of resources on the plague doctor. he's happy if you just give him a bunch of dead d-class
I would fully expect Jack, while fighting Jeff Bezos, to immediately say “Think fast chucklenuts” and toss the amulet at him.
He would absolutely do that
I assume that's exactly how he won and that Bezos had to have his brain restored by an Icloud or Google backup.
You do know its dr bright he will miss it and he poof cuz jeff bezos knows what the amulet does and will pick it up using gloves then flex it to the other people in the group of interest
I reckon he should just use it as a joy-buzzer: if Bezos touches it, he becomes Bright.
E.
Honestly, I can't be mad at Dr. Bright here. True or not, that story was told with the clear intent to boast the morale of someone who just had a very rough first day.
“No, Dr. Clef is not an anomaly, but he sure acts like one. Have a phone.” -Dr. Bright, probably
He actually is an anomaly, when is picture is taken his head is replaced with a grinning animal head.
Even when it's anomalous, Amazon is still gonna have that annoying dent in the side of the package
Anomazon
And leave it RIGHT in front of your door where you can step on it instead of the small table clearly meant for packages
jeff basos is the secret owner of mcd
@@hayu187
That’s a you problem
@@God-ld6ll and their employees, anomazonions.
Two things:
1.This was actually believable until the Bezos section and it was amazing
2. They need to put in a claim with Amazon for none of their packages being delivered
“Terrible service! Didn’t even bring the packages! Had to fight the manager! -5 Star review!” - Dr. Bright, leaving a review on Amazon, after fighting Super Bezos and winning due to plot.
Edit: Based on the part 2 video "Bright V. Bezos", Amazon DID delivery the packages. They, mainly Bezos, just decided to storm site-19 as if it where Area 51. But I'm glad the Swamp Women SCP got her plushie!
Dr. Bright replying back to Amazon that he wants to return everything
Bezos: Wait, no, that's illegal
3. Theres an amazon military team??
Funny enough in the sequel story, they actually got all their packages! 049 especially enjoyed his gifts :D
Bezos turned into senator armstrong
The Norwegian Prison System would've benefited the D-class and other Humanoid SCPs. But it is funny that the SCP Foundation had a war against Amazon.
And Jeff Bezos revealing himself as Senator Jeff Armstrong.
@@Dr.C.Shadow *Senator Jeff Armstrong
@@PerryKobalt right.
And Jeff became Thor
@@Dr.C.Shadow STANDING HERE
A evil millionaire with nanomachines that make him ripped vs a quite exentric Jack
WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
HMMMM
"I already treat my employees like D-class personnel." Bloody Scallywags, that hits too close to home!
Honestly, this would hardly be the strangest event in SCP
What is
@@kynto god I wish I could answer that for certain but the most certain answer I can give is pataphysics and I'm unsure of even that.
SCP is several weirdest things all competing with eachother
jeff bezoz is senator armstrong
@@alexrecrem9094 oh dear what is a pataphysics
@@kynto I had to ask an expert on pataphysics in the fandom to help because while I know what it is, I also don't know how to explain it to people who don't already know:
"Pataphysics in SCP is a study of narratives and layered stories. There are various different models and such but generally you can think of it as how authors and their stories interact with each other, and then apply that in multiple layers to get the perspective of what the Foundation has to deal with (knowing they are fictional and being able to see other lower fictions as also fictional)."-u/_shoulder_
You know things are gonna get weird when Amazon gets involved in the anomalous
@@Pretend_Its_Funny probably
Especially when Jeff Bezos reveals himself as Senator Jeff Armstrong.
@@Dr.C.Shadow yes
If the anomalous actually exists- there's no way Amazon *isn't* currently involved.
From the creators of the infinite IKEA, comes the army of Amazon
Okay but Dr bright actually caring about young researchers is wholesome and I'm here for it
Agreed tbh
he doesn't
@@straenmusikant7402
I mean Bright probably does care at times, but most of the time I’m pretty sure he sees the young researchers as chaos tools
@@BroUA-camRuinedMyUsername ACTUALLY, he just sees them as people who die like after a week
"Dr Bright is not allowed to blast new researchers with Death lasers after they lose their car keys." Or something like that
Imagine being so interesting and bizarre that people wants to know what stuff you want to buy in amazon
after he said "nanomachines" i just said
"OH OH, HE DID THE THING"
WE BOUTA FRET OVER EVERY EGG WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Making the mother of all omelets here jack, can't fret over every egg!
@_Senator_Armstrong_ Not when you're busy enslaving your workforce Bezos?
Dr. Bright: "HOW CAN YOU WITHSTAND MY WRATH!?"
Bezos: "Nanomachines, son!"
YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK!
WERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES JACK!!! CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG!!!
STANDING HERE
@@seeyoiss104 I REALISE
@@seeyoiss104 JUST LIKE ME
Dr. Clef: What the hell is all this noise?
Guard: Apparently, Dr. Jack is fighting Jeff Bezos at the sound of "it has to be this way".
Dr. Clef: I'm sorry, what?!
D-Class1: “I bet you my pudding cuff that Bezos will win”
D-Class2: “Nah it’ll be Jeff”
Guard: “I raise your bet with a 4pk pudding on 682 break out and interfering”
Dr. Clef: “Screw that! I’m betting myself that I’ll win the fight!”
*In the background*
Bright: STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule ???: Dr. Bright is not allowed to fight Jeff Bezos while blasting the song "It Has To Be This Way" from popular videogame "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance".
Dr clef: aight, time to blade wolf
@@KC_Garcia addendum: not allowed to fight ANYONE while blasting ANY kind of music.
I’m surprised Dr. Bright didn’t throw his amulet at Bezos. I really thought he would have been like “Here, catch!” And take over the body of Bezos. Wasted opportunity, Dr. Bright.
Yeah I was expecting that too, it's his ultimate weapon
He's way too lazy to be the new Amazon CEO
Yeah, my first thought was him saying "Hey Bezos! HOT POTATO!"
My first thought was "Abel would make short work of those armed forces." 👀
Our problems would be solved if Bright was allowed to use 963 to kill Bezos. No more awful working conditions for Amazon workers!
15:13
Imagine if Bright just walked outside with a pic of 096’s face 😂
It would be a massacre
REST. IN. PEACE.
From a Amazon joke to a metal gear solid revengence one.
Perfection
"Dr Bright was having a slow day" *breaks glass, pulls alarm, wears riot gear and tells MTFs to be on high alert*
“Dr Bright was having a slow day”
Proceeds to waste millions of dollars and fight Jeff bezos
Keyword “was”
Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do. Visit, purchase or open any online retail stores, even with O5 permission. Thank the Scarlet King this was one of the more tame forays Jack had into the world wide web. Still loving the videos!
Your a scarlet child huh
Thank 343. The Scarlet King probably would've loved to see the Foundation taken over by Amazon.
The King would likely be the one to set up so many of the Foundation's trial and tribulations, in order to groom them into a worthy challenge for his time. A proxy would not have the honor of ending his most "annoying" adversary. Also Scarlet King < Hanged King/Ambassador of Alagadda.
Dont you love it that jeff bezos turned into Armstrong fro MGR:R
Now all we need is Wesker working for the Insurgency, and we have it made.
Dr. Ariel: "Believe it or not, Jack actually did conduct the experiment as told. He also got into big trouble with the 05 council. As for the rest of the story, well... let's just say Amazon had a lot of confused delivery drivers who couldn't remember their day.
I like that ending.
That’s actually a good ending
An ending in where Site (-REDACTED-) nearly ran out of the monthly supply of amnestics.
@@ElysionGear This guy gets it!
The only 2 outcomes of this battle:
1. Dr. Bright did win a fight
2. Dr. Bright got considerably imaginative with his story and wanted to scare the newcomer
There 3 actualy
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
Out of all the stuff that I’ve followed,Wolfenstien,Star Wars,fnaf,this series has the weirdest lore I’ve ever heard
Realistically, Bright wins in the end.
He just throws his medallion at Jeff and BOOM, the entire Amazon company falls into the Foundation's hand, with convenient direct connections to MC&D.
You rolled on 1 you missed
@@o5-4 also bozos has nanomachines son because its funny
@@o5-4 bad roll, you get beaten into the ground.
Nanomachines son
with the unfortunate downsides of being led by Dr. Bright himself...
"A twenty-seven pound bucket of mac-n-cheese"
Now you have my attention.
If only it was more than that...
KFC romance novel: you had my interest
27 pound bucket of mac-n-cheese: now you have my attention
@@zaplane25 a 50 ton bucket of mac-n-cheese >V>
5:36 I like to imagine Bright in 106's latest containment breach be like "wait wait wait, before you kill me, look at this funny video" and then 106 takes the phone and peacefully goes back to his containment chamber and 049 googling "how to buy humans"
How to buy a human, goes too the orphanage buys a child, then launch them
i lowkey wish the story was real
and i kinda wish bright actually gave the anomalies the toys they wanted
cuz i think that idea was rly good
Jack : *intensly punches bezos abdominal area*
Bezos: fixes glasses
Jack : *keeps punching*
Bezos: *slight grunt*
Jack: why won't you die
Bezos: nanomechines son
I'm sure that Dr. Bright played Metal Gear Rising before the Amazon incident and then makes his own story to the rookie researcher.
Indeed. That Senator Steven Bezos was priceless.
If they ever do make a Metal Gear Rising 2 game. Replace Senator Armstrong with someone that is basically Jeff Bezos and is an owner of the most powerful Online Store and Delivery service in the world. It would be more believable lol. Though the likelihood of there being a MGR2 is slim to none.....being how the company that owns the rights to Metal gear shift gears from making video games to Gambling and cheap terrible microtransaction mobile games. It won't happen...and I know Platinum Games made MGR but the future is not looking so....bright.
But what if Metal Gear Rising was based off of Dr. Bright vs Amazon?
Jack: Throws amulet
Jeff: grabs amulet
Jack: "what?"
Jeff: "nice amulet" breaks amulet
@@tuna8560 If Jeff is able to do that. He would be the most terrifying man in the universe. Not even 648 could kill Jeff or 343 wish him out of existence. The Scarlet King would yield to the man. The Angel would never stop him and Jeff would walk right through the gates.
The Amulet is quite literally indestructible. After all. The Foundation did test this.
"It's important not to dwell on our mistakes." Said by the immortal guy
When you're immortal, you have a lot of mistakes to dwell on.
@@alexrecrem9094 fr
EXACTLY. He'd know the importance of not dwelling more than ANYONE
@@alexrecrem9094Trueeeeeeeee
Imagine if this was like actual short animated shows, I love em how they are but imagine it was just casually on TV as a legit cartoon
999s wishlist would be a bunch of candy, i'm calling it now.
O5-1 calling me an overhyped piece of gaudy jewelry was so funny for no reason (13:37)
The Overseer Council wants to break your spine.
This is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever seen in my entire life.
I love it. More, please!
Ye lol
When the foundation calls Amazons treatment of its workers appaling, it says something
Wonder what'd they say about UPS and no air conditioning vehicles?
I like to imagine someone at the foundation searched up SCP in amazon and finding a bunch of secret document's about the foundation and a couple scp's for sale!
I am so happy that I found your channel! I absolutely love your different comedic spin on SCP stories!
With these stories, I always have to think: "Is Bright lying?" and my verdict for this? Oh, totally ..but also kinda no. Not only would the 05 council never let such smart creatures like 040 or 063 or the literal brain of a genus have *any* phone connection, even if it was locked to the Amazon website. I do think he was probably telling thr truth about the more wholesome SCPs, creatures like Cain and the Swamp Lady, to be exact. So, yeah. Kinda telling the truth?
You’ve done you’re research
I’d believe he’d do so for the more dangerous ones as well, if only to try to occupy them for a day. 049 is actually reasonable and you can’t buy cadavers off Amazon. Also since 049 is from the 15th century, I doubt he’d know how to hack an iPhone just using an Amazon page so it sounds harmless enough. And the literal brain is also a scatterbrain so he can’t focus on a single task for too long, and has difficulty making choices.
I think Dr. Bright was telling the truth all the way up to the Amazon Army part.
Honestly, this is the most human I ever saw most of these SCPS be, very interesting experiment, would love more of things like this.
The least chaotic idea I ever heard from Dr Bright, but he is Dr Bright, So he either lied, or something was bound to go wrong.
Jeff: making the mother of all anomalies, can’t threat over every d-class jack.
Bright: not while you are purging the foundation.
"STANDING HEEEEEEEEEERE I REALIIIIIIIIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!"
@@dasji2 BUT WHOSE TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE WILL BOTH AGREE.
@o5-6thegambler68 THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END IT HAS BE THIS WAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
This all seems pretty normal in the foundation but 049 using a phone with gloves is an entire scp within it self
Certainly wasn’t expecting a Metal Gear Rising reference in this. Or Amazon being a huge personal military. Probably paid a lot less than they should be in this line of work.
But it’s probably just Dr. Bright having played too much MGR and seeing too many of the memes
I’m surprised some of the SCPs could even operate the phones they were given. But he really didn’t think to give temporary phones to them? Especially with 682 constantly destroying them
Dr. Bright could just throw the medallion into his opponents and win at any moment
Dr. Bright: "Catch!"
Opponent: "What? Aaah!"
**catches**
Dr. Bright: ”Well that was easy.”
Other Dr. Bright: "Yeah"
Dr. Bright: **buys something online**
Foundation: Yep, we're fucked.
Edit: Woah, thank you for all the likes!
Especially when the CEO is Senator Steven Bezos.
@@Dr.C.Shadow DR jack bright: why won`t you die
Senator steven Bezos : nanomachines son they harden in response to physical trauma you can't hurt me jack
If you are in the same site that Dr. Bright is in and then he gets an idea, you are most likely to be dead in next 24 hours
Uhh I had to buy a mini fridge for myself....I think I fucked Foundation again....whoops. - Dr Bright
lol
When ordering things online, send them to PO Box REDACTED & not directly to Site 19. We’ve already had 3 postmen show up at the front door.(How did they even find us?) Dr. Bright is not to give directions to Site 19 to non-Foundation personnel.
Shhhhh - Dr Bright
Fr! How DID they find us????
I'm extremely confused as to why the Unkillable Lizard was one of the first, while the Plague Doctor was so late in the experiment! You'd think it'd be better to start with the less aggressive and more cooperative SCPs!
don't question bright, or your gonna get a headache quickly
Perhaps he wanted to try to comfort up or calm down the most pissed off Scp first to see how effective it would be Plague Doctor is pretty chill for the most part
It's Jack. He chose the most dangerous first.
@@thereallegitimatemontblanc i mean dr.bright has been thinking iof chasing 682 with a newspaper a rolling pin or a shoe like a dog when it bes bad, sure somwehere says he cant do that but did anyway.
Get the hardest ones out of the way first, I guess.
Abel’s wishlist wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, and 2273’s was pretty wholesome
He made Jeff touch the joy buzzer
He made Jeff touch the joy buzzer
“this is canon. it must be. there is no denying that now, the SCP foundation has even leaked of it’s most horrible secret.”
im fine with it tho let dr bright leak scps secrets cause people get interested in that stuff like me too
16:50
Little did Dr. Bright know that Bezos has *nanomachines, son!*
That harden in response to phisical trauma
So jack cant hurt him
I'm more surprised that someone like Abel would hold still on the rage long enough to consider a wish list. XD
Hey. Even a bloodthirst rage machine and likely the right hand of the Blood God, Khorn. Has some things he would like. I mean he can't pull out the latest and greatest of knife sharpers from his portal of deadliness.
9:57
Now here's something, i may have missed something on 049 but:
No mask would be able to fit over SCP-049's head due to his plague doctor mask, this however would be possible IF the plague doctor mask is actually a mask, which makes alot of sense due to the fact that 049 is capable of speech without having a mouht on his mask
Jeff having his body enhanced by nano technology seems oddly familiar, I wonder where this idea came from…
“Cant fret over every package, bright.”
Since he augmented himself with nanomachines
He should’ve said Jack instead of Bright
standing here, I realize, you were just like me, Trying to make historyyyyy. but whos to judge, from right from wrong? when our gruard is down i think we'll both agreeeee that vioooolence breeds vioooolence but in the end it has to be this waYYYYYYYYYYY
@@lukaschen3009 CORRECT DAMN IT
Yet another reason why I absolutely adore Jack Bright
Why can I see an alternative timeline where amazon didn’t know what the scp foundation was and just delivered the package?
that would be funny and strange at the same time
And none of their drivers even question it. No amnestics required.
@@AngelArcher17 honestly from what I've heard online about delivery driving, they've probably seen worse
This is actually really sweet of Dr Bright to try to make the anomalies a little happier.
I just want more scp amazon wishlists I could watch that all day. It's part of why SCP-261 is my favorite.
You know what the idea in general is actually a viable strategy, and hell it actually sounds very plausible that this did happen… at least until the part where Amazon tries to capture site 19.
The fact that there's an MTF dedicated to leprechauns, makes this irishman, quite happy.
Oh no! Dr. Bright left alone while shopping on Amazon! The Foundation is in trouble!
Yeah. Senator Steven Bezos is coming to the Foundation.
SCP-049 wanting a pigeon mask ontop of his bird skull mask is suprisingly wholesome and silly.
Am I the only one that finds Doctor Bright one of the more charismatic and charming researchers
Would've been the best thing ever if Bright got his amulet on Bezos and just took over Amazon
Edit: I'm also surprised that he hasn't learned, or created, a martial arts style which has the aim of placing an amulet, or necklace, on somebody's neck.
You just gave me idea - Dr Bright
“Who want’s to play Helicopter!?” - Dr. Bright.
As for fighting he’ll probably just swing his amulet around like how Ladybug does with her yo-yo. Or he just runs and taps opponents with the amulet.
@@AngelArcher17 why tf did that make me imagine Bright doing an MLB cosplay swinging his amulet around instead of the yoyo?
@@abadgurl2010 someone has to draw that and that someone is probably me if I find the time hlylhyöxäug
@@abadgurl2010 and he would call Kondraki “Hawkmoth” due to 408
"The Amazon Incident" Luckily for Dr.Bright, only half of the story was true. I was privy to steal a look at the expense charges in HR department......They only show the "family friendly" items that where purchased.
*Dr. Bright:* "Why won't you die!"
*Jeff Bezos:* Nanomachines son, they harden through physical contact.
Honestly I love Dr. Bright so much
the fact that some of these things exist on amazon is what shocked me not the fact that these specific scps bought them
*I love how this just goes completely insane*
"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack." -Jeffrey Bezos 20⬛
YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🤣
STAAANDING HEEEEERE I REAALIZE
HE WAS JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HIIIISTOOORYYYYY
BUT WHO’S TO JUUUDGE THE RIIGHT FROM WROOOONG
WHEN OUR GUAARD IIIIS DOOOWN I THINK WE’LL BOOOOTH AAAAAGREEEEE
THAT VIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEDS VIOOOOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
YOU FOUND A USE FOR THE UNUSABLE EMOJI
*converts Bezos into a Bright*
Fuck i was going to say that! 🤣
Haha this video is amazing. I would love having more videos with this style! ❤️
Hey, I thought you gotten executed when you killed 096. Are you a ghost?
@@SRWOtaku long story
I’d like to think that in universe these are archived videos that are used to show the scps and the site stories to new recruits
Oh this stuff is absolutely perfect for D-class personnel, its bright and colorful with lots of dark humor tossed in.
bright: takes off medallion, "Catch!"
:trollface:
I love Dr. Bright. This crazy man makes watching SCP videos absolutely hilarious
I remember seeing something on a subreddit showing a post saying
“I made this while drunk, Not sure what it does, Not testing it out”
Perhaps it can destroy 682.
me too
Amazon having a hand in selling to literally anything with a mild intelligence is the least bizarre thing here.
Of all that I have thought ways to contain SCP in fake scenarios I never thought about asking them “hey what do want on Amazon”
NANOMACHINES??? AGAINST JACK???
never expected to see a MGR reference on this channel but here we are💀🤣
"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack!"
Seriously, that 'battle' between Bright & Jeff Beezos reminds me of the fight between Raiden & Senator Armstrong!
I have this mental image of Jack humming It Has To Be This Way while rapidly punching Beezos' abdomen.
@@JessePrower Same here!
Dr Bright: "Why wont you die?!"
Jeff: "Nanomachines, son."
They harden in response to physical trauma, you can't hurt me jack!
My only question is why didn't Dr. Bright didn't try this Amazon experiment on SCP-999 or SCP-131?
no fun for the blob or the robots
Well 999 is the opposite of violent and also would probably just want a 2 lb bag of orange m&Ms or 10,000 ladybugs. (These are also things that you can buy on Amazon)
Scp-131 instances possess the mental capacity of household cats
@@NHH009 you can actualy buy 10K ladybugs? who would even buy that many XD?
@@tylerjones-davis6269 Farmers most likely because they eat aphids which can destroy some plants. Looking on Amazon now I don't see 10,000 but I see 9,000 live ladybugs for 60 bucks with free 2 day shipping.
Man, I can never get enough of this channel
This story ended with an ending so unexpected I don’t know what’s next, a fanfic level of description. To then make a jab at Bezzos, to then make a MGR reference.
Jeff Bezos becoming Senator Armstrong with those nanomachines is somehow the funniest thing I’ve heard this year.
This has to be the most elaborate Amazon commercial I have ever seen and enjoyed it immensely.
Bezos really added nanomachines for augmentation? Guess it's another case of
"YOU CANT HURT ME JACK"
"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
"NANOMACHINES SON"
9:00 have that oversized bread pillow. It’s wonderful.
I'm getting the bread pillow then
Me too
This is so insane, but so unintentional that it might just be true.
The thing that throws stuff off trueness most I'd the metal gear rising reference.
I'll admit this is hilarious but also a great idea from Dr. Bright. Like seriously... Compared to some of his other ones... Nice thinking Bright.
New rule: no letting Dr. Bright have any sort of access to phones/other technology that can download Amazon
but im on a pc :D
Bright: "WHY WONT YOU DIE"
Bezos: "NANOMACHINES SON, THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA"
Bezos: "YOU CANT HURT ME JACK"
Yeah, I can imagine it now, Amazon truck pulling over just outside this ominous looking building.....probably out in the back end of New Jersey "Yeah, I gotta delivery for one Dr. Bright"
15:20 genuinely made me laugh
Can’t wait to see all the anomalies’ Christmas wish list this year
Yeah, I can already hear the story in my head.
"It's the night before Christmas
And all through the foundation
Peace and goodwill were being spread
As was fear and elation"
The moment Bezos touched the amulet, he was gone.
Bright is now in charge of Amazon.
And Twitter and Space X.
Idk why they haven’t just put Dr. Bright in a box. “We don’t care if it’s good or bad if it’s anomalous it’s going in a box” -Dr. Sherman
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon got its own army.
"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma."
"You can't beat me, Jack!"
I am disappointed at how, even tho it was super obvious, nobody got the reference. It's funny how it's Jeff Bezos tho lol.
There was even more references in the video that nobody seems to get :(
@@thatonebruneian yeah, like the bit where he references a bo burnham song when presenting jeff bezos, saying the exact lyrics to the beat of the song
@@olivierboo831 exactly