Can Dr Bright Defeat Billionaire Jeff Bezos?

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  • @YourRich-Friend
    @YourRich-Friend 2 роки тому +1134

    Dr Clef was so loyal to his gun, he didn’t even try to use the Amazon guns.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 роки тому +53

      He couldn't even use a gun from wish if he wanted to.

    • @sebneedstherapy
      @sebneedstherapy 2 роки тому +11

      @@nicktwolf owning a gun doesn't mean you gotta use it yknow

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 роки тому +9

      @@sebneedstherapy Had to edit, should have said wish. Was joking about the quality of some of their stuff.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 роки тому +9

      I plead allegance to my gun do dah do dah

    • @WhiteAndBlackCrow
      @WhiteAndBlackCrow 2 роки тому +6

      he respects remy, also sorry i disliked by accident then fixed it.

  • @566gg4
    @566gg4 2 роки тому +1508

    It would have been funny if Bright captured Bezoz and labelled him an SCP to "study him". Bright might have gotten his Epic Battle Royale he's been wanting.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 роки тому +41

      Imagine a beefed up Jeff against Able.

    • @britishperson1
      @britishperson1 2 роки тому +26

      joke scp 687 rich useless guy in containment

    • @BackroomsDatabase
      @BackroomsDatabase 2 роки тому +13

      But...
      Their battle was legendary...

    • @masterpeace3643
      @masterpeace3643 2 роки тому +3

      Like 2 keywords in the database should've been enough.

    • @ethervagabond
      @ethervagabond 2 роки тому +3

      This is what should've happened. Letting him go was a terrible idea. But, SCP has always been pretty morally dubious.

  • @soldierofgodrick3037
    @soldierofgodrick3037 2 роки тому +425

    I greatly appreciate all of the MGRR references, like Bezos saying: “Nanomachines Son”, “It has to be this way” and the variation of “Were making the mother of all omelettes”

    • @Orchestra033
      @Orchestra033 2 роки тому +33

      And the fact that Jack brights name is Jack like in mgrr is amazing

    • @jackcausey1449
      @jackcausey1449 2 роки тому +19

      dr Bright: how are you so powerful
      Jeff Bezos: ocea violations son!

    • @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4
      @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 2 роки тому +2

      Is dis THE NEW MGRR DLC REAL??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Quincy_THO
      @Quincy_THO 2 роки тому +7

      This Nanomachines Got me Rolling on floor

    • @MursuGuy
      @MursuGuy 2 роки тому

      @@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 bro i wish

  • @stacyk123
    @stacyk123 2 роки тому +737

    The only thing that's missing is Abel showing up and throughly enjoying himself fighting with everyone.

  • @markgallagher1790
    @markgallagher1790 2 роки тому +2228

    The sequel we didn't deserve, but the one we needed

  • @skelly9842
    @skelly9842 2 роки тому +1006

    This isn't a SCP story, this is Metal Gear Rising.

  • @codyrobinson385
    @codyrobinson385 2 роки тому +642

    Clef pulled an absolute power move with SCP-096. Probably my favorite researcher out of the bunch purely because of the loose cannon, buckshot slinging shenanigans, only further reinforced by the fact that if command knew he had a picture of 096 in his pocket at all times they'd lose their heads.

    • @seth8121
      @seth8121 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah, I forgot he had that picture.

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 2 роки тому +40

      It's definitely a Clef move.

    • @manic_8620
      @manic_8620 2 роки тому

      Dr. Clef is more insane and unhinged than bright, the difference? He know how to hide and restrain it better.

    • @RaoaRahaga
      @RaoaRahaga 2 роки тому +13

      i came looking for this, i forgot he carried a picture 0.o how does it never accidently look at it when getting his wallet out though ?

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 2 роки тому +15

      @@RaoaRahaga He is just that skilled, some say that his skill to necer see it is anomalous

  • @lennysela2092
    @lennysela2092 2 роки тому +163

    10:12 sure it is beyond dangerous to keep an image of scp-096´s face in your pocket, but that move from klef was literally 9000 IQ

    • @Thecosygammer
      @Thecosygammer 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah

    • @Phoenix-mcc
      @Phoenix-mcc Рік тому +10

      He thought that it could be useful if this ever happened
      (Not Amazon specifically,but a hostile invader)

    • @andiederenthal4895
      @andiederenthal4895 Рік тому +10

      im extremely late but it's clef i think

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 6 місяців тому +3

      "9000 IQ" more like... 987million IQ!!!

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 2 роки тому +88

    “It has to be this way, Jack!” I loved this.

  • @whimbur
    @whimbur 2 роки тому +326

    I actually really like the idea of jeff bezos being the mortal enemy of the scp foundation

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 2 роки тому +12

      Agreed.

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 2 роки тому +21

      And also being Senator Armstrong

    • @Highlander48
      @Highlander48 Рік тому +7

      Correction jeff BOZO

    • @bill5627
      @bill5627 Рік тому

      ​@@Highlander48W based

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround Рік тому

      I wonder how he would have done in a fight against either Major Alexi Beletrov or Ferdinand the Cannibal, both super human and durable.

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell 2 роки тому +711

    FINALLY! THE SEQUEL WE WERE ALL TRULY WAITING FOR!
    I don't care if it's just a parody of MGR, it's still epic.

    • @loganator3565
      @loganator3565 2 роки тому +57

      Whats better is Dr Bright's name being Jack in all this, making the MGR lines fit all the better in this

    • @amandahawkins7096
      @amandahawkins7096 2 роки тому +8

      YESSSSS

    • @swaim6995
      @swaim6995 2 роки тому +14

      It is indeed very epic, and the amount of refference and scps they placed in was amazing, it was actually very smart of clef to pull out a copy of 096's face to kill the amazon guards. Just one small problem does he always carry that with him !!

    • @rickdiaz427
      @rickdiaz427 2 роки тому +12

      Dr. Bright as Raiden/Jack. SCP 682 as blade wolf. Dr Clef as Samuel.

    • @loganator3565
      @loganator3565 2 роки тому +9

      @@rickdiaz427 And Jeff Bezos as Senator Armstrong

  • @duttashree
    @duttashree 2 роки тому +216

    Ok Dr clef was a genius with that 096 clutch, this is the first time I am proud of every scp worker and Scp including 682, 173, 049, 096, 343, 999, 106 and even more. The way Dr bright had the butlers bell too, very impressive story. I absolutely love it.

    • @MrPeanut10000
      @MrPeanut10000 2 роки тому +3

      Man spoiled the video

    • @duttashree
      @duttashree 2 роки тому +15

      @@MrPeanut10000 This is why you don't look at the comments of the video. Comments are literally made to talk about the video they are in.

    • @MrPeanut10000
      @MrPeanut10000 2 роки тому +1

      @@duttashree i did not read most of the part tho

    • @joffreybaratheon4904
      @joffreybaratheon4904 2 роки тому

      106 didn’t really do anything to defend.. he dragged a few Amazon goons into his pocket dimension for some sadistic fun

    • @Derivitave
      @Derivitave Рік тому +2

      ​@@MrPeanut10000Why💀

  • @baconlando4569
    @baconlando4569 2 роки тому +427

    This needs to continue. As bizarre as it is, Dr bright’s adventures make for great storytelling

    • @kenconnelly773
      @kenconnelly773 2 роки тому +18

      Bezos reveals his augmented muscles.
      Dr. Bright: “it’s over 9000!”

    • @michapiasta3072
      @michapiasta3072 2 роки тому +5

      Dr bright's bizzare adventure.

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 Рік тому +1

      @@michapiasta3072 Dr. Bright actually gets killed by the arrow that gives Stands, but he has infinite trys.

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 Рік тому

      Unfortunately because Dr. Bright's creator is a huge abusive dickhole and got himself justifiably banned from the SCP Foundation, that won't be happening in any official capacity. Some people are even renaming/reimagining him. Personally I'm keeping the name and his original backstory but yeah, my version (and hey, the SCP Foundation is a multiverse under Creative Commons so I can do whatever the hell I want) has (Opinions* on people like his creator.

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 6 місяців тому

      YES, I agree!

  • @maxgalaxykid7309
    @maxgalaxykid7309 2 роки тому +204

    Senator Armstrong: (looks at Jeff Bezos) "Not a bad caricature, son"
    Raiden: (looks at Jack Bright) "You've got to be kidding me..."

  • @felictyafton9456
    @felictyafton9456 2 роки тому +275

    Jeff Bezos may have thought he prepared for everything, but nothing can prepare a man for Dr Clef and Dr Bright working together.

  • @frog_man_ree
    @frog_man_ree 2 роки тому +481

    The most unrealistic part of this is that bezos is paying his soldiers enough to actually do it

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 роки тому +47

      I think it's more like "We'll die anyways so who the hell cares?" kind of deal than being loyal

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 роки тому +1

      The ironic unrealistic part. There were people to hire. There were reports that Amazon had pretty much hired 90% of the earth's population. Maybe overexaggerating. But I doubt there is enough to hire an army.

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 роки тому

      @@Therevengeforget They're probably preferring to die than serve as Amazon workers

    • @SD-V-Akuma
      @SD-V-Akuma 2 роки тому

      @@Therevengeforget Jeff Bezos Is Like Senator Armstrong on Steroids, And thats kind of Cursed considering i think he Copied Senator armstrong's Words

    • @neodelta5882
      @neodelta5882 2 роки тому +12

      it would be more likely to have jeff bezos use superhero moves and be jacked

  • @swimmingmide
    @swimmingmide 2 роки тому +292

    I always imagined the Chainsaw Cannon was a repeater, shooting several chainsaws in a row before being reloaded, or acting like a minigun that shot chainsaws.

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 роки тому +12

      Wiah that was the case here. I might modify it to be belt fed who knows

    • @AkariXUns
      @AkariXUns 2 роки тому +7

      bro what if it was a shotgun or a sniper rifle

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 2 роки тому +5

      @@AkariXUns how about shotgun sniper minigun canon of chainsaws?

    • @arcqx9676
      @arcqx9676 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe you’re thinking of the Gatling Gun?

    • @mpjohnd1234
      @mpjohnd1234 2 роки тому +2

      to be fair its a chain saw *cannon*
      not a chain saw asalte rifle

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 2 роки тому +92

    Seeing the anomalies getting their products was heartwarming. But him pulling out a picture of scp 096 made me really laugh loudly.

  • @dod4041
    @dod4041 2 роки тому +275

    A lot of the people in the scp community really hate the “content farm” of scp animations, especially when it’s using stuff like popular internet memes. But I really love this, it’s cool to just see people mush multiverse stuff together and bring this stuff to life. Thank you for doing some of the good work.

    • @_reign_027
      @_reign_027 2 роки тому +26

      Yeahh, it's very stupid and funny and i'm here for it

    • @clauday6467
      @clauday6467 2 роки тому +20

      I don't hate the content itself I just hate how it overshadow normal high quality animator, they're now never appreciated in the community and the scp community is now just spoiled and expect normal animator to pump out content fast

    • @_reign_027
      @_reign_027 2 роки тому +10

      @@clauday6467 Valid point

  • @larrydavis9851
    @larrydavis9851 2 роки тому +249

    Fun facts:
    The Remington 11-87 IS Anton Chighur's weapon of choice in the movie 'No Country For Old Men' but the movie is set in 1980, and the 11-87 hadn't been invented yet.
    Also, doctor Clef's favorite shotgun is a gas operated, semi-auto shotgun, not a pump action.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 2 роки тому +7

      Tell that Cleff

    • @codybohyer1107
      @codybohyer1107 2 роки тому +3

      And I don't care if clef is anonymous or not there's no way he could grab it by the barrel after sending dozens or perhaps hundreds of rounds through it.

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 6 місяців тому

      "You diden't have to cut me off!*fight back, back* you need a love-"

  • @IndianaBones0080
    @IndianaBones0080 2 роки тому +19

    “Deeds kick Jeff in the groin.” “Of course sir.” Wow that’s funny, nice bright!

  • @rawaa774
    @rawaa774 2 роки тому +67

    17:55
    “You can’t beat me!”
    “I know but he can”
    *Clef with the nerfing gun*

    • @maximeleninja4029
      @maximeleninja4029 2 роки тому +9

      Dr Bright : Can someone nerf Jeff Bezos, he's too OP
      *The game devloppers :*

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому +2

      The nerfing gun is op

    • @mylesmichel9108
      @mylesmichel9108 2 роки тому

      @@razorwolf2758 not that much
      It still can't deal with 682 lmao

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 2 роки тому +1

      @@mylesmichel9108 it's SCP-682 tho

  • @mgnsleon44
    @mgnsleon44 2 роки тому +172

    I'm just waiting on him to drop a "Nanomachines, son"
    Edit: EVERFUCKING MIND, ARE YOU KIDDING

    • @ordek5751
      @ordek5751 2 роки тому +5

      i was waiting that too lmao

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 роки тому +15

      Heck jeff even dropped a "im making the mother of All omelettes son, cant fret over every egg"

    • @Microwave_l0rd
      @Microwave_l0rd 2 роки тому

      They harden is response to physical trauma

  • @leolovett1823
    @leolovett1823 2 роки тому +20

    "YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK" - Senator Seff Bermstrong

  • @NewYorxer
    @NewYorxer 2 роки тому +76

    Hunter(the narrator): how many mgrr refrances do you want?
    SCP explained: yes

  • @republicofgamers9842
    @republicofgamers9842 2 роки тому +106

    MTF Nu-7: What's going on and do we need to use nukes?
    Dr. Bright: AMAZON INCIDENT.
    Nu-7: Ill take that as a code word for a broken masquerade scenario and deploy the nukes.

    • @badpiggs
      @badpiggs 2 роки тому +3

      nuuuuuu! XD

    • @jontonie9700
      @jontonie9700 2 роки тому

      Tau-5: *makes Jeff no longer exists*

    • @republicofgamers9842
      @republicofgamers9842 2 роки тому

      Episode 3: Jeff Bezos vs the power of a 50 megaton thermonuclear hydrogen warhead

    • @EminemMusicReal
      @EminemMusicReal 2 роки тому

      NANOMACHINES, SON THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CANT HURT ME JACK.

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 2 роки тому +24

    17:55 Missed opportunity to use the meme "you can't defeat me" "I know but he can" **INSERT THING HERE**

  • @nicolasburbano1705
    @nicolasburbano1705 2 роки тому +182

    I have to say that is probably one of my most favorite SCP Explained-Story & Animation videos that I've seen so far. I can't wait to see who else people will have The SCP Foundation go against next.

    • @X3rO.Inkwell
      @X3rO.Inkwell 2 роки тому +1

      I am not permitted to reveal what or who is in the next cross-experimentation

  • @giovannizampieri8846
    @giovannizampieri8846 2 роки тому +54

    Standing here, Jack realizes, Jeff was just like him, trying to make history

  • @thatlastsam5234
    @thatlastsam5234 2 роки тому +69

    Standing here
    I realize
    You are just like me
    Trying to make history
    But who's to judge
    The right from wrong
    When our guard is down
    I think we'll both agree
    That violence breeds violence
    But in the end it has to be this way!!!

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 2 роки тому +4

      I carve my own path
      You follow your wrath
      But maybe we’re both the same
      The world has turned
      And so many have burned
      But nobody is to blame
      Yet staring across this barren wasted land
      I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained sand!
      Beneath the bloodstained sand!

    • @The_Real_SmolOrTem
      @The_Real_SmolOrTem 2 роки тому +1

      @@soldierofgodrick3037 **Victory music end**

    • @vibraniumpotato6493
      @vibraniumpotato6493 Рік тому +2

      @*Miracle* it's about MGR

    • @SpecterXeo
      @SpecterXeo Рік тому +1

      @@vibraniumpotato6493 THE FEW SIGMA LEGENDS THAT FINISHED THE GAME

  • @redlion-paladin4609
    @redlion-paladin4609 2 роки тому +32

    People: "Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever"
    SCP fans: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @Shidyk
    @Shidyk 2 роки тому +301

    This is possibly the Most Ridiculous, Most Maddening, Most Chaotic tale ever made by Dr. Bright...
    And we love it! XD

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 роки тому +7

      Standing here i realise that he was as anomalous as me

    • @SRWOtaku
      @SRWOtaku 2 роки тому +2

      @@a_singular_nugget lol, I definitely want to see what the other anomalies and you gotten from Amazon for free. And also if the O5 Council forgave you for this whole mess in the end

    • @thefogiscomingthefogiscome
      @thefogiscomingthefogiscome 2 роки тому

      nigga be in MGR

  • @smashingstargamer
    @smashingstargamer 2 роки тому +29

    Man I'd love to see a part 3 with more anomalies

  • @mushroomninja68
    @mushroomninja68 2 роки тому +29

    Not expecting Dr. Clef working with Dr. Bright and not getting into an argument
    looing forward for the next video
    This brings the Metal Gear vibe with the nano tech Bazoz have

    • @fiery_gamerz
      @fiery_gamerz Рік тому +1

      Also DR Clef working with Dr Jack is probably a reference to Jetstream Sam giving Jack his sword to defeat Senator Armstrong after he died

  • @WhimWearsBlue
    @WhimWearsBlue 2 роки тому +128

    I just realized why they chose *Jack* Bright for this

    • @jotarosans7540
      @jotarosans7540 2 роки тому +35

      He looks like he is trying to fret over every egg, something impossible if you wanna make the mother of all omelettes

    • @thebruh7687
      @thebruh7687 2 роки тому +5

      No it’s because brights first name is jack and so is raidens

    • @PerryKobalt
      @PerryKobalt 2 роки тому +7

      @@thebruh7687 plus Jeff Bezos Armstrong would be a perfect candidate for a Senator

    • @benjaminfromcanadakanada3948
      @benjaminfromcanadakanada3948 2 роки тому +5

      Metal gear solid 100%

    • @k.kharles11037
      @k.kharles11037 2 роки тому +3

      making the mother of all omelettes here jack, can't fret over ever egg

  • @Project.tubby2125
    @Project.tubby2125 2 роки тому +4

    My MGR:R days really hit me in this video, truly a sequel we needed

  • @tabicat.puccino7425
    @tabicat.puccino7425 2 роки тому +18

    I’m glad that Jack tried to give the scp the things they wanted

  • @keebzez
    @keebzez 2 роки тому +76

    As soon as I heard him say Jack I knew you guys were going for a Senator Armstrong reference.
    The "Nano-machines son" line confirmed my suspicions, well done!

    • @a_monkey_hater
      @a_monkey_hater 2 роки тому +6

      SAUCY JACK

    • @a_monkey_hater
      @a_monkey_hater 2 роки тому +8

      MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CORPORATE OMELETTES JACK

    • @ronalpoly1752
      @ronalpoly1752 2 роки тому +1

      @@a_monkey_hater CANT FRET OVER EVERY PARCEL

    • @georgeraviable
      @georgeraviable 2 роки тому +1

      Revengeance

    • @buttergaming7366
      @buttergaming7366 2 роки тому +1

      Dr, Brights name is: Doctor Jack Bright but still you could tell it was coming.

  • @kenconnelly773
    @kenconnelly773 2 роки тому +4

    Dr. Clef’s 096 picture was brilliant tactic

  • @StrifeGamingTV
    @StrifeGamingTV 2 роки тому +88

    This was an epic story, and I would like to see more. Especially if they acknowledged the win and showed Bezos personally ensuring every item is delivered without issue.

  • @BackroomsDatabase
    @BackroomsDatabase 2 роки тому +203

    Things Doctor Bright IS allowed to do at the SCP Foundation:
    Doctor Bright is allowed to repeatedly kick the chained down and incarcerated Jeff Bezos in the *[REDACTED]*

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 роки тому +11

      The basement thats where he is kept. If ya wanna do a raiden sam cone on in

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому +4

      I have a pistol still wait for some target practice, SO FUCKIN DONT MIND IF I DO

    • @ALT0_768
      @ALT0_768 2 роки тому +1

      @@a_singular_nugget ooo yess

    • @drstone46
      @drstone46 2 роки тому +2

      @@a_singular_nugget you are a legendary man bright.

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 роки тому +3

      @@drstone46 no need to thank me

  • @thedmedina
    @thedmedina 2 роки тому +22

    Oh my God this genuinely filled me with happiness whenever another scp came on screen

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 Рік тому

      My favorites were when they trapped themselves with 049, the swamp one and the plushie, and then Cleff and the shy guy!
      I laughed so hard 😆

  • @azraelimmortal972
    @azraelimmortal972 2 роки тому +91

    Honestly, the most believable thing about this story is Jeff Bezos having connections with MC&D
    Still an amazing story, and we all know this won't just be a wishlist from the SCPs after all this
    There's more thats gonna happen

  • @sanek_1648
    @sanek_1648 2 роки тому +133

    I love how every bit bezos is in is basically just the armstrong fight
    Please make another video of this lol

    • @gandalf_-_white2159
      @gandalf_-_white2159 2 роки тому

      I was just about to say this

    • @Sewibl
      @Sewibl 2 роки тому +2

      Yep, Jack Vs Some rich guy

    • @LuckyPhenixTV
      @LuckyPhenixTV 2 роки тому +6

      If I remember correctly, Maxor called Armstrong "Buff Bezos" in one of his videos

    • @Cl-2048
      @Cl-2048 2 роки тому +1

      "Nanomachines, son."

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 роки тому

      Ye

  • @_l0unce_
    @_l0unce_ 2 роки тому +4

    Dr.Bright: An immortal scientist
    VS
    Jeff Bezos: *Literally just Senator Armstrong*

  • @nicktwolf
    @nicktwolf 2 роки тому +45

    Yes, yes, yes we need more videos on this one. It's Dr. Bright, you should make them. Also, gotta love Clef in this one and how he handled things. The Tickle Monster was so cute with the way he handled the Amazon soldiers and the Old Man has a way with knives I must say.

  • @katoarin1575
    @katoarin1575 2 роки тому +30

    Bezoz: Making the mother of all omeletes here Jack,Can't fret over every egg

  • @Kpracn0va
    @Kpracn0va Рік тому +8

    15:29 682 really said “Surprise, B*tch!”
    Edit: when you think about it, Jack actually did the foundation a favor. Jeff would have invaded anyways.

  • @Kagalei
    @Kagalei 2 роки тому +43

    I want to see the disciplinary meeting for this. The O5 counsel getting on to Jack for the large Amazon orders that lead to the invasion and Clef's for carrying a picture of Shy Guy around all the time.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 Рік тому +2

      They would acknowledge Dr. Bright had a good idea just horrible execution. Still correctional action must be taken

  • @luriothelucario250
    @luriothelucario250 2 роки тому +59

    I like how Cleft could use any other gun on the floor from the many dead Amazon soldiers but just decided not to.

    • @achairstudios8730
      @achairstudios8730 2 роки тому +21

      He would never cheat on his dear Remington like that

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 Рік тому +1

      Also why would he use those obsolete guns

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 2 роки тому +14

    16:47 I still can't get over how he says *"the specter"*

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 роки тому +30

    "We are delivering the mother of orders here, Jack! Can't get everything in a discount!"

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 роки тому +1

      nano machines sun

  • @limebloodedleviathan
    @limebloodedleviathan 2 роки тому +80

    I'm a simple fan. I see Dr bright, I click.

    • @SpiderboyAndCat
      @SpiderboyAndCat 2 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @O-11
      @O-11 2 роки тому +6

      At this point, That might be his new Anomalus Ability

    • @JBG222
      @JBG222 2 роки тому +4

      When there’s a Jack Bright, there is a click.

    • @MrsSheep-oq4pi
      @MrsSheep-oq4pi 2 роки тому

      Same✋

    • @kostakonomi
      @kostakonomi 2 роки тому +2

      To be honest a prefer the in character jack than admin bright after all he is kicked from the scp web site

  • @vivieneochavillo1438
    @vivieneochavillo1438 2 роки тому +26

    dang, how tf did i not know that jeff was secretly venom?

  • @SuperLegolover23
    @SuperLegolover23 2 роки тому +34

    This was amazing. This is why y’all are one of the best SCP channels.

  • @John-Smith02
    @John-Smith02 2 роки тому +30

    10:32 holy shit, Dr. Cleff is incredibly lucky to have a picture of the Shy Guy in his wallet and had the quick thinking to show them. 😂

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 роки тому +5

    10:29
    a happy face 096 is the most cursed thing ive seen today and that says a lot
    "lets brutally murder some people :D"

  • @ineedserotonin.8130
    @ineedserotonin.8130 2 роки тому +29

    What amazes me is the amount of detail thats in these despite how simple they are. Very cool.
    Also the SCPs, those are very cool as well.

  • @SCP-1715.
    @SCP-1715. 2 роки тому +59

    It's shocking I can't tell if Dr Bright is lying about the story because I could see Bright getting into this situation

    • @Alguien_random_aqui
      @Alguien_random_aqui 2 роки тому +12

      In my opinión It was Jack lying cuz, I don't think Jeff bezos would be the máster of doing references to senator armstrong

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому +2

      @@Alguien_random_aqui tbf bezos likes to watch shows ,so much that he bought one just so that it dosent get cancelled

  • @Sniper_Bird_real
    @Sniper_Bird_real Рік тому +8

    Pretty sure if we let Bright have all his “Bright can do this” rules down he probably would win

  • @DawnDianaDIYandStuff
    @DawnDianaDIYandStuff 2 роки тому +7

    This is the only time when Dr. Bright's crazy weapons come in handy, and the only time when I'm glad that Dr. Clef is mental when it comes to his shotgun, carrying a photo of the Shy Guy in his wallet, and using the Nerving Gun for good instead of evil.

  • @gamingvampireking1704
    @gamingvampireking1704 2 роки тому +10

    I never thought about it before but somehow it makes total sense that Dr cleft would just have a picture of the shy guy at all times

  • @blakeburton5732
    @blakeburton5732 4 місяці тому +4

    18:23 my guy hit the “🤨” face!

    • @SCP
      @SCP  4 місяці тому

      hahaha

  • @cinnamaricat
    @cinnamaricat 2 роки тому +8

    here we see dr. bright and dr. clef demonstrating why they're my favorite researchers lmao

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 2 роки тому +13

    Cleff and Bright never seem to be on the same page, but when the Foundation is threatened, damn those two whoop ass

  • @dummy_1457
    @dummy_1457 2 роки тому +8

    "How had he gotten all this anomalous power?" Nanomachines, son! Also when did Jeff invest in military?

  • @ItsDesca
    @ItsDesca 2 роки тому +30

    Dr bright and dr clef are super cool!! You should do content on other scp doctors too, like Dr Iceberg, Kondraki, Glass, etc- I think that would be super neat to see more guys there :))

  • @kodathecarno7225
    @kodathecarno7225 2 роки тому +22

    The best part was that the anomalies got their amazon packages.

  • @JayDawg76
    @JayDawg76 2 роки тому +2

    I didn’t know I needed to hear Jeff Bezos spout Senator Armstrongs lines, but boy am I glad I did.

  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 2 роки тому +354

    It would take the full might of the SCP Foundation to even dent the impenetrable network of Amazon

    • @cheesenuggets9339
      @cheesenuggets9339 2 роки тому +16

      Or the release of photos of the shy guy in every shipment box

    • @waluigisyoutubeacount8956
      @waluigisyoutubeacount8956 2 роки тому

      or just nuke the amazon army or just release 682

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 2 роки тому

      makes sense cosniderign amazon was created by CIA and powerfulls ecret organizations like th eSCP foudnation. UN = GOC SCP-009-J - human GOC want to kill ALL SCP INCLUDING scp-009-j

    • @sawyerlogon7666
      @sawyerlogon7666 2 роки тому +1

      Ture once turning a hurricane i got my package on time

    • @CosmicalCar
      @CosmicalCar 2 роки тому

      True lol

  • @szabosandor8783
    @szabosandor8783 2 роки тому +13

    "The hapless immortal tried his best to punch and kick the augmented CEO, but all it did was make Bezos laugh."
    "You can't hurt me, Jack!", Bezos roared.

  • @King-of-memes465
    @King-of-memes465 Рік тому +4

    The scene when 682 appeared, was badass

  • @Alguien_random_aqui
    @Alguien_random_aqui 2 роки тому +32

    17:19 Top 10 most Epic fights in anime, ive just realized that the bezos of this video is literally doing a giant reference to senator armstrong

    • @odettefahy4568
      @odettefahy4568 Рік тому +2

      How did you not immediately figure that out

    • @Alguien_random_aqui
      @Alguien_random_aqui Рік тому +2

      @@odettefahy4568 I hadn't played mgr:r before watching the video for the first time

    • @odettefahy4568
      @odettefahy4568 Рік тому +2

      @@Alguien_random_aqui but the dna of the soul

  • @Random_Gamer-sh6pf
    @Random_Gamer-sh6pf 2 роки тому +87

    * inhales *
    Standing here, i realize
    You're just like me, using an anomaly
    The Specter's to judge, the right from wrong
    But when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree
    That violence, breed violence
    But in the end it has to be this waaay
    We contain anomalies, you abuse employees
    But maybe we're both the same
    Our adress revealed, and so many fates sealed
    And Bezos is to blame
    Yet staring across this barren wasted site
    I feel new deals could be born, from Jeff Bezos' friiiiight
    From Jeff Bezos' friiiiight

    • @ronalpoly1752
      @ronalpoly1752 2 роки тому +5

      Sauce: MGR: Amazon
      Song: Jeff’s stand

    • @RobertDaMonke88
      @RobertDaMonke88 2 роки тому +9

      “Well if it isn’t anomalous jack.”

    • @SCP-38I2
      @SCP-38I2 2 роки тому +4

      LMAO EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS

    • @MelonRosd
      @MelonRosd 2 роки тому +3

      Thinking the same thing I am

    • @Monke1640
      @Monke1640 2 роки тому +2

      The unemployed masses, they can not make the the bills be paid.

  • @TheHandleGuy42
    @TheHandleGuy42 2 роки тому +4

    "Shipping the mother of all packages Jack, Can't fret over every delivery!" -Senator Bezos

  • @mynormalaccount2643
    @mynormalaccount2643 2 роки тому +17

    This was easily gonna be a win for the SCP foundation, even if site 19 was captured and all anomalies were moved or neutralised that were in the facility, there is still so many other SCPs,, and Foundation sites.

  • @eandlbloodflower6765
    @eandlbloodflower6765 2 роки тому +13

    "Don't you see Jack? I became an anomaly so I can contain all anomalies! We're the same Jack, you and I, so why don't you join me? Whaddya say?"
    "Guess I was wrong about you Bezos. You're not greedy. You're Hanged King insane!"
    "WHAAAAAT?!"

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 роки тому

      Nano-machines son

    • @VladimirChibuckov
      @VladimirChibuckov 2 роки тому +1

      MAKING THE SCP OF ALL ANOMALIES HERE, JACK, CANT CONTAIN EVERY ANOMALY!

  • @ichbinlustig3896
    @ichbinlustig3896 2 роки тому +2

    The amount of Metal Gear references are truly hilarious! Great job!

  • @deathloopgamer8872
    @deathloopgamer8872 2 роки тому +9

    This whole week has been hell for me so thank you very much for this sequel!!!! Good or bad days I always look forward to your new releases daily.

  • @kitsunekage1313
    @kitsunekage1313 2 роки тому +26

    I'm all for any dr bright content

    • @JBG222
      @JBG222 2 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @blueberrypie4484
    @blueberrypie4484 2 роки тому +2

    10:44 I love how all this chaotic things happening and we get to know that scp 811 got the blobfish plushy she wanted

  • @TheParadoxical
    @TheParadoxical 2 роки тому +106

    I find it funny how Jeff Bezos has muscles. It's so damn funny for no reason.

    • @gel0079
      @gel0079 2 роки тому

      It’s suspiciously sounds like senator Armstrong cuz they said bezos injected nano machines into himself

    • @SpiderboyAndCat
      @SpiderboyAndCat 2 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @breakfast.431
      @breakfast.431 2 роки тому +5

      Jeff buff

    • @The_Hunta62
      @The_Hunta62 2 роки тому +8

      Buff bezos

    • @lancebird6675
      @lancebird6675 2 роки тому +7

      Nanomachines son!

  • @thetf2foundation39
    @thetf2foundation39 2 роки тому +14

    Well, yeah we want another story like this. These are ridiculous and i love them.

  • @KuyaHandyKap
    @KuyaHandyKap 2 роки тому +7

    one of the funniest SCP series I've watched! 😂

  • @tomasbm4423
    @tomasbm4423 2 роки тому +19

    10:44
    Thank you, i think i speak for all of us when i say we can now sleep peacefully.

  • @kinlaw7220
    @kinlaw7220 2 роки тому +13

    2:53
    “Nanomachines, son! You can’t hurt me Jack!”

  • @alexthepressurewasher13000
    @alexthepressurewasher13000 10 місяців тому +2

    18:43 “That was the nerfing gun chrome dome, we just made your precious nanomachines useless” Jack.

  • @sirfishthe2st734
    @sirfishthe2st734 2 роки тому +12

    I am so happy to see that sequel
    The best part was this line of 3:34 : “nano machines son” Iwas hoping to hear that and it happened

  • @antithely1081
    @antithely1081 2 роки тому +197

    Isn't the SCP foundation technically superior to Amazon on every possible way

    • @Blurgorlb
      @Blurgorlb 2 роки тому +41

      Even more ethically ambiguous!

    • @casuals.3.19
      @casuals.3.19 2 роки тому

      You known Jeff besos isn’t human

    • @maximeleninja4029
      @maximeleninja4029 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah.
      As SCP explained said, the guards of the SCP foundation are actually well better trained than the amazon soldiers.
      Without talking about the anomalies it contains, and its Mobile Task Forces, which are one of the most well trained soldiers of the Foundation.
      And yeah, Jeff couldn't take over the 05 council, because they have the strongest mobile task force (the red right hands) at their hand.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 роки тому +3

      look dummy, they are pretty even, didn´t you see it in this video

    • @ThatDigitalArtistOnline
      @ThatDigitalArtistOnline 2 роки тому

      Turns out he was dumb, I wouldn't take on jack bright, I'd go straight to whoever had the most power and kill them then take over and worry about him later

  • @hudahaziqah2396
    @hudahaziqah2396 Рік тому +2

    Why do I found the dr clef and the junior researchers situation funny and wholesome 😂

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 Рік тому

      Because he could have been shot at any moment and not had a chance to use his trump card. 096 was used as a backup after they took his shotgun club. Thus he charged because he hadn’t thought of anything better at that moment. Self sacrifice is always wholesome and the twist is hilarious. 🤣

  • @cynanczajka-hughes9959
    @cynanczajka-hughes9959 2 роки тому +67

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Jeff just knocked out the hard to destroy reptile with his hands
    Does this remind anyone of beauty and the beast or is it just me

  • @redemption2
    @redemption2 2 роки тому +6

    I never expected a sequel to the first one. This is hilarious.

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 2 роки тому +1

    Y’know, I love how I could immediately tell what Clef was doing. It really telling that we had the same idea.

  • @JustTthatGuy
    @JustTthatGuy 2 роки тому +8

    I love how this channel that is serious most the time just turns into a comedy channel

  • @yissibiiyte
    @yissibiiyte 2 роки тому +23

    0:42 who's bright idea was it to put a camera in 096's cell and record him?

    • @mgnsleon44
      @mgnsleon44 2 роки тому +6

      I think you just answered your own question 💀

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h 2 роки тому +6

      well surely dr bright

    • @GamerBros4
      @GamerBros4 2 роки тому +2

      Here's The Funny Part Dr Bright Did It

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 роки тому +2

      *Bright* idea. There's the answer right there.

  • @AarohSarnaik
    @AarohSarnaik Рік тому +2

    2:59 the mtf which fainted made me laugh!!!!

  • @droxx78
    @droxx78 2 роки тому +50

    Fan del Doctor Bright....
    Cualquier cosa relacionada con él hace que automáticamente necesite ver el video...
    Adoro a este tipo😄😄

  • @LorienInksong
    @LorienInksong 2 роки тому +16

    Not only did you provide excellent pay-off for a previous episode, but one of my least favorite people on earth got his butt handed to him. Favorite episode so far. ^_^
    Also please keep going!!!!

  • @ashtonboutwell6154
    @ashtonboutwell6154 Рік тому +1

    He gave the patch work heart a pile of kevlar fabric, and high quality wool stuffing.

  • @jorgebellidolavado6382
    @jorgebellidolavado6382 2 роки тому +8

    He deserves to have his OWN tv series