Honestly, if they don't want it to be an instant action, I'm glad you can at least cancel it. How did that guy make it that far without realizing you rarely have time to heal yourself mid combat without a slow?
I just finished my playing today and he gave me so much trouble he got m e killed to many times but he’s cute so it’s okay butv still salty I played on hard my first time playing
@Kaboom Baby Well game has disney blessing so protagonist couldn't be any different, but I hope they give him reason to fiddle with dark side in sequel. Anyway dull as dull can be, at least he got sassy slavic goth girlfriend and frankly thats everything any man needs in his life
This isn’t even a meme it’s straight fact lol In the sequel trilogy we got Finn having Rey, Poe, and rose all being hinted to like him. I bet ten bucks one of the two new girls from rise of skywalker, zori and the bow girl, will join his harem.
I literally just checking out your channel for a Star Wars Jedi : Fallen Order content but didnt see any, then I refresh it and got this thing. Love you pongsifu!
@@irony8908 Dunno about "Soy Wars". The new movies certainly make me feel more cynical towards them as safe money grabs but they aren't that terrible. Besides, Fallen Order as a story feels pretty unaffected by that cynicism. It's clearly made by fans of the series.
@@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 There's nothing about this game that is good, let alone awesome. The setting and story is typical generic Disney trash , the combat is shit-tier souls like, platforming is only there to pad out the short length and characters are as interesting and charismatic as cardboard cutouts. Its ok to like it. What's not ok is trying to pretend that base minimum to qualify as not a complete pile of shit is awesome.
@@irony8908 i think the game is solid its not like the best game ever but its really good the story is good the combat is good but tryin to shit on it coz of EA thats not fair to the developers....opinions.
I'm not sure why, but i think the editing is so smooth i didn't even notice i was reading subtitles or that the subtitles were there until i paused to get water
This video helped me through the worst of the pandemic. Easily the best of the 10-15 min LP/Recap things done for Fallen Order. The goth, emo, and bulging eye jokes are timeless.
Goth girlfriend's POV afterwards 0:46 (and yes BD is still riding on his back)
Can you fucking not?
lmao
What a happy ending chief, thanks
Fucking killed it XD
sorry, goth gf, but the droid stays on during sex
He cut his addiction and got a goth girlfriend... truely the best of endings
SuaveNerd2000 Jesse pinkman and Jane kinda vibe
@@Salu_TV Yeah. Until she overdosed...
Do you know the song at 5:29
@@aiden2358 Adagio for strings
THIS MAN DISIRVES THE HONOR OF BEING PINNED TO THE TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION
"I could use a stim"
BD: yeah. Probably.
"I could use a stim"
BD: Ah shit. here we go again.
6:59 what song is that
"I could use a stim"
What about the droid attack on the wookies
I think u missed the joke: yeah probably is what he said to Vader when he said "Surrender would be wise"
"I could use a stim"
I missed the part where that's my problem
How am I suppose to know she's evil if she doesn't have her whole eyelid covered in eyeliner :/
well it's technically not eyeliner
You think that the first thing they teach at Sith school, how to properly apply eyeliner.
Well if she leaves you on read....
*SITH BONER INTENSIFIES*
0/20 There is too much girl character
also that black girl has crazy eyes
Good for Cal on getting clean.
Contrary to popular belief, stims are legal under Galactic laws.
I'm sure that it's actually death sticks. Respawn just renamed them to be more child friendly.
@@dontshootmex5588 I think you mean Death Sticks.
HE IS THIRSTY
Damn, Vader slaying thots left and right. That editing was hilarious.
Darth Vader. The Hero we need but don't deserve.
*_Vader - The Thot-Slayer:_*_ A Star Wars Story..._
It’s starting to make sense why there were no women in the original trilogy...
@@watsolloko_7763 *but Leia and Mon Mothma...
The true hero's journey in _Star Wars_ is simp Anakin evolving into alpha chad Vader.
Get a Goth girlfriend its clearly the top mission of the game
Sees random goth girl walking down the street.
**Priority target acquired**
And he's on the top of her.
why are you everywhere, champion i main :v
she wears red...
I see your a man of culture as well....😎👍
_The true path of the Jedi, Goth Gf's are._
-Yoda
“My Imperial ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?”
Skyrim joke
I understood that reference
I heard that before... but I can't remember exactly where
@@totalnaddjob Skyrim, right after you create your character.
@@totalnaddjob the first reply literally says "Skyrim joke"
Cal: “BD, I need a stim or else I will die!”
BD: “But do you know for sure though pal?”
Honestly, if they don't want it to be an instant action, I'm glad you can at least cancel it. How did that guy make it that far without realizing you rarely have time to heal yourself mid combat without a slow?
@@oOPPHOo you know most of the time i would just dodge as far away as i could then heal
I just finished my playing today and he gave me so much trouble he got m e killed to many times but he’s cute so it’s okay butv still salty I played on hard my first time playing
Sith Inquisitors- Let's make this quick Jedi I have to get some new clothes at Hot Topic before catching A Day to Remember concert in Coruscant.
Since you mentioned it, I'll mark it on your map
*crawls away frantically*
No...more... settlements...
"Another Settlement needs your help"
@@dominaterival6211 please...no...I yield...
11:04 I wish BD actually sounded like that.
PolarEximus Maybe someone will make a mod for that! What if he sounded like Rick or Morty?
12:32 Remember when Obi-Wan tried to use the Talk-no-Jutsu on Anakin and it cost him his padawan's life?
Vader remembers.
Doesn't help it that it was the Obi-wan who made Vader a cripple.
@@quint3ssent1a You can't say Dooku didn't help him
@@slein1055 its 75% obi-wans fault 25% dooku
Small brain: woke Star Wars with all their female characters.
Big brain: Star Wars is becoming a harem anime.
O_O
Whos going to be the dude who constantly gets harrassed by women? Lmao
@Kaboom Baby Well game has disney blessing so protagonist couldn't be any different, but I hope they give him reason to fiddle with dark side in sequel. Anyway dull as dull can be, at least he got sassy slavic goth girlfriend and frankly thats everything any man needs in his life
@Kaboom Baby Which means he's a perfect harem protagonist
@@TeethedGlory I hope they don't rush the sequel.
This isn’t even a meme it’s straight fact lol
In the sequel trilogy we got Finn having Rey, Poe, and rose all being hinted to like him. I bet ten bucks one of the two new girls from rise of skywalker, zori and the bow girl, will join his harem.
So that girl from Wolfenstein but without the afro just gets force-flicked into molten iron?
Good times
Vader be like: outta my face, trash.
he just yeets her off the platform
Grace apparently switched sides after seeing how shit the last Wolfenstein game was
@@cezarsarman1937 shut your fucking mouth, New Colossus is just as good as New Order.
@@hangdog355 intentionally or not, you've made a pretty good joke about purging Youngblood from everyone's memory.
the life of a jedi involves being hit in the D with a rock constantly
Sometimes being in the Jedi Order is cock and ball torture without the cock and balls.
@@knightartorias4487 *knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP
Maximum pain I must endure
11:03 "H E L L F U C K I N' YEEEEAAAAA-"
Please give source.
Many of my sound clips, like this one, I found on random soundboards that didn't provide a source.
I literally just checking out your channel for a Star Wars Jedi : Fallen Order content but didnt see any, then I refresh it and got this thing. Love you pongsifu!
BD: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLFUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BD really like goth girls.
this fucking had me in stitches
I loved that it continued after the camera cut away, made it more funny to me
I spoiled myself on this one and I'm not even mad. Great video as ever, man!
@@davidf2676 Shit take. The game is honestly awesome and there's no EA bullshit in sight, excluding one light sabre colour being a pre-order bonus.
@@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 Depends on your tolerance of Disney Soy Wars universe.
@@irony8908 Dunno about "Soy Wars". The new movies certainly make me feel more cynical towards them as safe money grabs but they aren't that terrible. Besides, Fallen Order as a story feels pretty unaffected by that cynicism. It's clearly made by fans of the series.
@@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 There's nothing about this game that is good, let alone awesome.
The setting and story is typical generic Disney trash , the combat is shit-tier souls like, platforming is only there to pad out the short length and characters are as interesting and charismatic as cardboard cutouts.
Its ok to like it. What's not ok is trying to pretend that base minimum to qualify as not a complete pile of shit is awesome.
@@irony8908 i think the game is solid its not like the best game ever but its really good the story is good the combat is good but tryin to shit on it coz of EA thats not fair to the developers....opinions.
This video is golden, as is the goth girlfriend.
Popular opinion: Darkside ladies are hot.
Oh the women officers 👌
Palpatine got no reason to be that *THICC*👌😩
Talon 😏
Mara Jade?
@Wolf No More Would still smash over whatever's the name of the lady with crazy eyes.
1:50 "I call this one... 𝘴𝘶𝘪-𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘦"
GOTH GIRLFRIEND ACQUIRED.
The End.
🤣🤣🤣
Cal : "is dying"
Also Cal : I need a stim BD!
BD : Im gonna do what called a pro gamer move
"Stabbing me with my own pink light saber" Had me dying
13:04 missed opportunity to use Vader's famous "WHAT" from Episode 4 xD still laughed my ass off though.
In a galaxy full of emos, the last regular dude in the galaxy must find a list of children compiled by an OLD MAN
*BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP!
While I was playing I was actually wanting Kal and Merrin to hook up I aint even gonna lie.
I happy they didn't yet, but i definetly want them to kiss in the Sequel
"bUt aTtAtcHmeNtS aRe FoRbIdDeN fOr JeDi"
@@StabYourBrain their Cybercrystal :"but what about me? "
"What do you think, BD?"
-"HELL FUCKIN' _YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"_
“What do you think, BD?” “HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAAAAAAA-“ This killed me. 11:03
*"You are the last hope of the Jedi order."*
The last hope of the Jedi order:
Looking for a emo goth is much more important
Hes doing it right... Not being the last hope.... and making a backup copy just in case
I LOL'd so much on Trilla's emo lyrics quotes. Nice addition.
I've watched this over 12 times... And the part at 11:00 still has me dying laughing
Hell fucking YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cal: BD give me a stim
BD: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
You fucking junkie
The trademark sign of a sith is eyeshadow and colored contacts
Don't forget lots of leather. For some reason... I'm not arguing of course.
Love Emo-Girls
I don't care what you say, Trilla is bangin'.
Some goth girls look sexy but her nope
This has got to be the most under rated fallen order video yet. You’ve earned another sub my dude
Enemy- a Jedi this is.what I trained for
Jedi - *starts running around*
Look if you're really into it I'm sure space goth gf would wear a wookie suit on your birthday
"BD likes goth girls" 😂😂😂
"Harder daddy!"
"Son?"
"WAT?"
Michael Lorah
Vader: I HAVE ANOTHER SON!?
I like how you cut a play through of the entire game into a 15 minute video
These edits had me rolling, great job as always pongsifu
bruh your editing is getting better and better, good video!
Cal: "Harder daddy."
Darth Vader: "Son?"
11:03 Holy shit I was not ready for that! Think on my 13th replay and still lauging my ass off
I am consistently impressed by the number of effects and memes included in these videos.
Honestly one of the funniest vids I’ve watched. Keep up the work!
"Why is this fight so easy"
Oh ok. Ignoring my 9 attempts.
I found this channel by accident and I gotta admit, I didn't think humour this dry could make me this moist.
10/10 new fan right here.
That spongebob edit was clean, nice job man
Everyone: the ending is so disappointing
Me: 13:29
You got me at "Senzu Bean!" xD
>Goth Girlfriend acquired<
Jaro Tapal: I'm so proud QuQ
omg i think i actually died, and went to meme heaven, this video was pure gold, you are an artist sir, and i salute you!
I'm really bummed I didn't find this channel sooner. XD Awesome editing, both sound and video. I've never seen BD soooo reluctant to help!
0:22 ok making a TFS reference, you already got my hooked
The editing on this is top notch and the references are so up to date. Subbed.
died so much time because this freakin droid won't give me drugs
I legit feel like i've discovered a goldmine with your channel, please keep uploading
You know you've made a flawless video when the first 5 seconds has me crying
So their kid would be, what? Witch jedi? Jedi witch?
Every video you make me have the most genuine belly laughs, thank you sir
I'm not sure why, but i think the editing is so smooth i didn't even notice i was reading subtitles or that the subtitles were there until i paused to get water
0:42 i love the critic
His best video yet I think.
I have never laughed at a video like I have at this one, I legit laughed so hard every 5 seconds, keep it up man this was amazing
This video helped me through the worst of the pandemic. Easily the best of the 10-15 min LP/Recap things done for Fallen Order. The goth, emo, and bulging eye jokes are timeless.
as a reformed emo youve hit all the classics good job lol
This is the quality content I’ve been looking for
Peaceful mode - i just walk by and they all threw themselves on my lightsaber. Not my fault.
These videos bring me to tears everytime
Why are your eyeballs like coming out of your face?
I KNOW RIGHT?! FINALLY SOMEONE POINTS IT OUT
I’m so in love with your editing style
I haven't laugh this much in years bro, nice content, really nice
Lol this is funny af! I didn't expect Krillin to be featured too 0:20
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that woman's eyes are weird
Missed you Pong. Great editing as always. :D
12:15 havent laughed that much in years, thanks
What an amazing gem I have found on UA-cam. Thank you sir
NOW THIS IS [recommended videos]
Coming from survivor, Cal did indeed get his goth gf.
8:54 That was the cleanest transition I ever seen
I recently discovered this absolute chat and now it's the most entertaining thing out there.
I laugh too much than I should on that ending crawl lol
I love this. This UA-camr is my spirit animal...
Star Wars Jedi: Something's Rising
Cal's Lightsaber when Merrin is around?
Man your editing and commentary is on point 😂
I love your content
I'm never getting tired of your vids man
The Sith are the Goths of the SW universe. The Knights of Ren, Inquisitors, and other non-Sith Dark Side groups are the Scene kids and Emos.
Brilliant as always, Pongsifu! :D Keep it goin' man!
1:17 I'm SCREAMING
Just saw your channel and it's underrated. Great content!!!!!
Should’ve flexed on Vader with your goth girlfriend since all he has is a dead Padmé.
Still my favorite video of your channel so far
This video ends when the girl hugs you - just like my dreams.
It was so painful to see how many times you got hit by the rocks by not force pushing them back at him.
He doesn't seem to remember he is a force user half the time.
The Order is no more
Goth GF time