YIKES! GIANT STABBING ROACH!

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  • @teamcr7575
    @teamcr7575 7 років тому +1482

    This guy should get an award as the 'King of Non-Clickbait'.

    • @maxxl7052
      @maxxl7052 7 років тому +3

      Team CR7 he always show the real thing #NoClickbaits

    • @sigorharaldsson4067
      @sigorharaldsson4067 7 років тому

      Team CR7 yeah

    • @GFXCharkk
      @GFXCharkk 7 років тому +13

      He is clickbaiting to a certain extent. But he could go for much more and I still wouldn't care about this because the content he creates fits my expectation that I have when I'm reading the title.

    • @baileypaterson5663
      @baileypaterson5663 7 років тому +4

      Team CR7 he doesn't click bate because of he stuff he does is already mental

    • @royal-pvpdomantion5502
      @royal-pvpdomantion5502 7 років тому

      GFX Charkk no

  • @MortalWombat4480
    @MortalWombat4480 5 років тому +4701

    the fact that even Coyote is freaked out by roaches is comforting

    • @projectgarchomp2380
      @projectgarchomp2380 4 роки тому +203

      @Coby
      I more find it unsettling, since he handles so many animals that are much creepier and doesn’t react with all that much fear, but a cockroach does it , and that really freaks me out...

    • @peregrine3400
      @peregrine3400 4 роки тому +169

      @@projectgarchomp2380 Spawned straight out of hellfire from condensed souls corrupted by pain and a desire to survive. Made with no other thought than gluttony whilst being infused with the overbearing fear of each soul in hell, which is then radiated at all times. Even the bravest are struck with an indescribable feeling upon sight.
      By the nature of the everburning flames of hell, their durability and resilience as a race is nearly unparalleled as they change to better suit their expansion.
      They truly are the demons sent from hell to corrode humans with an ever expanding domain of fear that it is, by nature, indestructible as they spread through every crevice, hole and pit in homes.
      Truly the peak of chaos and destruction.

    • @honeyspice4014
      @honeyspice4014 4 роки тому +14

      Project: Garchomp
      Yeah like what does he know about them that we don’t know lol

    • @Toxicity96786
      @Toxicity96786 4 роки тому +27

      My phobia of roaches feels incredibly validated by this fact lol

    • @cheyennethomasson238
      @cheyennethomasson238 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

  • @mahifeesh1564
    @mahifeesh1564 7 років тому +1344

    2:16
    mark: why are some ants bigger?
    coyote: ooh ooh what is that?
    completely ignores mark hahaha

    • @zarquiqui5620
      @zarquiqui5620 7 років тому +58

      I actually wanted to know why 😂

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 7 років тому +9

      DasDerpCat If you want to find the answer just go to Google.com

    • @KittyCow
      @KittyCow 7 років тому +3

      it's not the same charlie

    • @mcalpha3
      @mcalpha3 7 років тому +7

      He probably didn't know why. XD

    • @syeshasmith9414
      @syeshasmith9414 7 років тому

      I hate cok roaches they make me sick 😣😣😣

  • @jameslockwood8840
    @jameslockwood8840 4 роки тому +537

    "I'm gonna put this giant roach in my pocket" - No human ever

    • @raplifestyle5378
      @raplifestyle5378 3 роки тому +14

      when u only take 2 hits out the blunt 🤣

    • @pajamasocks9317
      @pajamasocks9317 3 роки тому +9

      "I'm gonna put this giant roach in my pocket" -Avery from Charlotte's Web

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 3 роки тому +3

      *-me

    • @crystalw_725
      @crystalw_725 3 роки тому +6

      reminds me of catching bugs in animal crossing

    • @petrpise2745
      @petrpise2745 2 роки тому +3

      i have a pet giant cave roach and i love cockroaches

  • @odd4
    @odd4 6 років тому +643

    Mario: *giant bee on his chest
    Coyote: That 100% stings just so you know.
    I love how considerate Coyote is

  • @chickenpermission9936
    @chickenpermission9936 7 років тому +260

    My favorite thing about this channel is not the nature and learning aspect, but the pure abundant joy and excitement the coyote feels for them. He's just like a little kid lol

    • @defaultuser00000
      @defaultuser00000 7 років тому +5

      Altough experiencing such childlike excitement must feel so good. I wish I felt like this more often.

    • @Kickinthescience
      @Kickinthescience 7 років тому +4

      Chicken Permission one of the main reasons ppl loved steve irwin

    • @darkangelsammy230
      @darkangelsammy230 7 років тому

      Chicken Permission i just like seeing people get hurt

  • @44caliberclark47
    @44caliberclark47 6 років тому +451

    coyote is so genuinely excited by the work he does, it's so fun to see someone with such unbridled joy. it's also kind of refreshing to see a manly man talking about how cute stuff is, because it makes me feel sort of validated for calling everything cute. i love how he's interested in bugs and stuff and then he's like 'come on, lets go find some reptiles'. my man is always on the hunt for a lizard to hold.

    • @josee-annejoly6896
      @josee-annejoly6896 6 років тому +4

      I love it too that's the kind of adventures I would totally love to do!

    • @aartistanimations5766
      @aartistanimations5766 6 років тому +9

      Yeah, he's very genuine with everything! Something different than other UA-camrs, he's definitely something, weather he's totally insane or just entertaining... definitely something

    • @magerr98
      @magerr98 6 років тому +5

      reminds me a lot of Steve Erwin

    • @ohboi1655
      @ohboi1655 6 років тому +2

      Who read the entire thing

    • @hellohello2738
      @hellohello2738 6 років тому +3

      Yeah hes the real deal hes so tough he doesnt feel the need to act tough coyotees like steve irwin in a way

  • @ぴぴ-d4k
    @ぴぴ-d4k 4 роки тому +588

    "Do they bite?"
    Famous last words

  • @erikacutie69
    @erikacutie69 5 років тому +7036

    We're men.
    *Until the roach starts flying.*

    • @tasty_cellpsn1435
      @tasty_cellpsn1435 5 років тому +123

      YEE SO SO TRUE I HATE UT WHEN IT HAPPENS

    • @swoo249
      @swoo249 5 років тому +87

      I ate a roach once

    • @ItsJayMCZK
      @ItsJayMCZK 5 років тому +23

      you are god damn right

    • @ryukshinigami6200
      @ryukshinigami6200 5 років тому +49

      Sameeh Qader you are gross

    • @M0urnfulD3solation
      @M0urnfulD3solation 5 років тому +12

      I'llBashYeTeethInISwareOnMeMum I literally keep running into people with team fortress profile pictures in roach videos 😂😂

  • @brittanystout2303
    @brittanystout2303 7 років тому +7337

    Coyote: Look at that big juicy abdomen
    Roach: Umm i have a boyfriend

    • @Yerinjibbang
      @Yerinjibbang 7 років тому +190

      HAHAHAHAHAA

    • @420shrek
      @420shrek 7 років тому +172

      Oh god im dying of laughter 😂😂😂

    • @Eternaldaj
      @Eternaldaj 7 років тому +37

      DeyknowJordann667 jordan u took that joke from my friend

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 7 років тому +98

      Coyote: i can just smash his tiny body,you know.

    • @lukesmith1849
      @lukesmith1849 7 років тому +84

      Roach won't lemme smash

  • @serechezzy4316
    @serechezzy4316 4 роки тому +3907

    Imagine chilling on a tree and this dude comes out of nowhere, crawls up the tree and throws you into his shirt pocket.

  • @BIGCATSMILES00
    @BIGCATSMILES00 3 роки тому +88

    Literally no one:
    Coyote: puts a giant roach in his pocket

  • @jilliansantoro117
    @jilliansantoro117 4 роки тому +600

    “It’s pooping” “I’m gonna put it on the palm of my hand”

  • @andrewcubell9669
    @andrewcubell9669 7 років тому +314

    Who else feels chills everywhere on their body when they watch this

    • @tylerraymer782
      @tylerraymer782 7 років тому

      Andrew Cubell yup😂😂😂

    • @yg-dp7mo
      @yg-dp7mo 7 років тому

      ya

    • @jinchey
      @jinchey 7 років тому

      Andrew Cubell *their

    • @bluetoes6899
      @bluetoes6899 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Cubell I don't I enjoy it

    • @Erick-hn6hg
      @Erick-hn6hg 7 років тому +1

      I feel like a lot of tiny little bugs are crawling all over me lol

  • @anonymouse9369
    @anonymouse9369 4 роки тому +781

    Mark: do they bite?
    Ant: well, I guess that's my cue

    • @Grazey
      @Grazey 4 роки тому +13

      When you ask if the quiet kid talks but he just reaches into his backpack

    • @frederickweeksjr.1189
      @frederickweeksjr.1189 4 роки тому +1

      TO FUNNY

    • @rivalz_101
      @rivalz_101 4 роки тому +1

      @@Grazey and gets a roach

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH 3 роки тому +81

    0:21 Jesus christ I thought his side pocket-thing was a huge cockroach, my heart sank a bit.

  • @ExoticsLair
    @ExoticsLair 7 років тому +639

    Shivers down me spine ..

  • @romansans1
    @romansans1 4 роки тому +1225

    Coyote: “It could be a Warrior Wasp.”
    Mario: “Excuse me *w h a t.* “

  • @DS-rm2ou
    @DS-rm2ou 7 років тому +287

    "does it bite?"
    "i don't think so"
    "alright let's do it"
    coyote is such a beast

    • @4boys100
      @4boys100 7 років тому +2

      deeann m ikr

  • @Person-ob3px
    @Person-ob3px 4 роки тому +220

    Nobody:
    Coyote: *That Is Really Pretty*
    The Wasp: 👁👄👁

  • @hilda10206824
    @hilda10206824 7 років тому +1160

    The guy holding the light is like "is this how I die?"
    Meanwhile:
    Coyote: "That's really pretty"

  • @ryanclemons1
    @ryanclemons1 7 років тому +1349

    Girl: "Is that a snake moving around in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
    Coyote: "no that's a Archimandrita Tessellata"
    Girl: "Wait what?"
    Coyote: *Pulls out roach*
    Girl: *Runs away screaming*

    • @Calus767
      @Calus767 7 років тому +19

      Underrated comment.

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 7 років тому +6

      Edited to say snake and not banana

    • @thomasdavis2537
      @thomasdavis2537 7 років тому +2

      lol +1

    • @magicpigeon_
      @magicpigeon_ 7 років тому

      Ryan Clemons1 XDDDDD

    • @pinupgirl9160
      @pinupgirl9160 7 років тому +3

      Ryan Clemons1 no no you got this all wrong. If Coyote got asked if "he had a snake in his pocket", he'd actually have a Pit Viper in his pocket. Or a Water Moccasin. Not a Roach. That just wouldn't happen in Coyote's world. lol!

  • @bladerunner2348
    @bladerunner2348 7 років тому +475

    You make such quality content, every video is so professionally made and well crafted. Each video you make is interesting and unique, keep up the amazing work and I can't wait to see your channel grow even more than it already has. Good luck on your adventures Coyote and stay safe!

    • @therandomtrio8146
      @therandomtrio8146 7 років тому +3

      blade runner thank the crew for that

    • @bladerunner2348
      @bladerunner2348 7 років тому +5

      TheRandom Trio yep

    • @ojmaster6354
      @ojmaster6354 7 років тому

      blade runner yup

    • @GroovyLeon
      @GroovyLeon 7 років тому +5

      blade runner You do realize this guy is not some self made explorer but he's affiliated with Discovery Channel right?

    • @bladerunner2348
      @bladerunner2348 7 років тому +4

      Hero Of Gallowmere yeah but I still think his channel is awesome

  • @snkly8000
    @snkly8000 3 роки тому +18

    I love how coyote literally gets stung by probably a useless bug if it died and tries to be gentle with it, mr wilderness indeed

  • @dominique2911
    @dominique2911 4 роки тому +406

    Coyote: *picks up giant roach and casually puts it in his pocket*

  • @Dgunn927
    @Dgunn927 4 роки тому +2238

    He just put a whole roach in his pocket.. he different.

  • @xgamesgameplays1
    @xgamesgameplays1 7 років тому +1100

    Did anybody else get scared when they thought coyotes knife pouche 0:22 on his leg was a giant cockroach?

  • @mohamedebrahim7441
    @mohamedebrahim7441 4 роки тому +58

    0:23 anyone else thought a bigass roach hanging on the side of him

    • @erdieaquino7104
      @erdieaquino7104 4 роки тому

      I didn't see it

    • @matan768
      @matan768 3 роки тому

      I thought i was the only one

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 3 роки тому

      I thought so too LOL

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 3 роки тому

      @@matan768 Same lmao

    • @hopper8514
      @hopper8514 3 роки тому +1

      Its like when the character faces the camera saying “yeah I think I got all of them, lets go” and then they turn around and theres 50 more on their back

  • @nyny1004
    @nyny1004 7 років тому +405

    *"Luckily, I don't eat geckos."*
    *Licks lips hungrily*

  • @andreajasyl2655
    @andreajasyl2655 5 років тому +1089

    0:22 for some reason I thought that thing on his leg was a big roach •______•

  • @jeremyhuang4988
    @jeremyhuang4988 7 років тому +1124

    I love how coyote still thinks about the safety of the animal. If i was being bitten by an army ant, i would've smushed it right away :)

    • @alfredosilva3042
      @alfredosilva3042 7 років тому +6

      Zenhater ha same no lie

    • @lizardki115alt7
      @lizardki115alt7 7 років тому +4

      Zenhater and get attacked by all the other army ants because you didnt realize that you killed the queen.

    • @noisew4ll
      @noisew4ll 7 років тому +7

      If you have an insect's jaws and sting embedded in your skin, I think the last thing you want to do is try to smush it.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 7 років тому +3

      NotSpyros yep

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 7 років тому +1

      NotSpyros i would actually release chlorine gas into the forest

  • @thermoplastischesaethylend1046
    @thermoplastischesaethylend1046 4 роки тому +45

    Coyote: Dying
    Cameraman: I didn't know they sting

  • @TheTravelingClatt
    @TheTravelingClatt 7 років тому +2575

    this man is doing some of the most amazing things. COYOTE FREAKIN PETERSON MAN!

    • @gearheadmcfly3946
      @gearheadmcfly3946 7 років тому +4

      JUST KIDDING. Im a part of the coyote pack!

    • @TheTravelingClatt
      @TheTravelingClatt 7 років тому +2

      totally feel you my dude

    • @TheDeathintherain
      @TheDeathintherain 7 років тому +21

      Don't forget the rest of the crew.

    • @Zepego-jk2iz
      @Zepego-jk2iz 7 років тому +5

      TheTravelingClatt Werent you watching Drama alert talking about a jew situation?

    • @shasha5523
      @shasha5523 7 років тому +2

      TheTravelingClatt well yeah that's the whole point

  • @DarthBiomech
    @DarthBiomech 7 років тому +1069

    Bear Grylls: "I'm gonna eat that!"
    Coyote Peterson: "I'm gonna get hurt by that!"

    • @Wrythley
      @Wrythley 7 років тому +11

      Oh-no! A sith!

    • @arthur_782
      @arthur_782 7 років тому +5

      Jar Jar Binks You were supposed to be someone evil too until you got so much crap that George Lucas decided to change that

    • @garrusvakarian4844
      @garrusvakarian4844 7 років тому +4

      Arthur _ Darth Jar Jar

    • @arthur_782
      @arthur_782 7 років тому

      Yeess

    • @JedanLeba
      @JedanLeba 7 років тому +2

      lol hahahahahaha

  • @CoLiCoVis
    @CoLiCoVis 7 років тому +345

    I loved Steve Irwin, so don't get me wrong, but I love how he has the same philosophy of "WOWLOOKATTHAT IMMA TOUCH IT" just like Steve XD

    • @frogator22
      @frogator22 7 років тому +2

      ColicoVis 😂😂

    • @thekxngcon1740
      @thekxngcon1740 7 років тому +20

      You are so spot on, and that is the exact reason why I watch him. He makes learning about wild life fun, while also showing that it's somewhat, interact able with and also stating the parts that you DON'T want to casually interact with.

    • @sm_smurfie6620
      @sm_smurfie6620 7 років тому +6

      The Kxng Con if school did what he does, kids would be begging to go to school on the weekends

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 7 років тому +2

      "Crikey! Look at this two-step snake! Highly agressive, this species! And they're called so because when they bite you, you take two steps and BOOM! You're DEAD! Not a snake to mess with!"
      *Starts poking the snake and picks it up when it tried to bite him several times*

    • @brandontrejo9272
      @brandontrejo9272 7 років тому +4

      ColicoVis OMG, I also loved Steve Irwin, he's a legend. he's the man that made me want to become a zoologist when I'm older!!!!!

  • @elianajones6828
    @elianajones6828 2 роки тому +2

    The Calico Snake is absolutely beautiful! I'm a huge fan of snakes! They are one of my fav animals!

  • @sidohgami2692
    @sidohgami2692 7 років тому +1828

    Coyote won't even hurt a ant, much respect

    • @BonDieu617
      @BonDieu617 7 років тому +106

      Pretty sure those ants emit a pheromone when they die, causing any others nearby to come swarming up. You do _not_ want that.

    • @sidohgami2692
      @sidohgami2692 7 років тому +36

      BonDieu617. Oh I didn't know that thanks for the info

    • @bryanlopez2548
      @bryanlopez2548 7 років тому +39

      Imagine we just see him run across a field just stepping on all these critters

    • @randomdude2763
      @randomdude2763 7 років тому +3

      Bryan Lopez lol

    • @rainbowmoon7617
      @rainbowmoon7617 7 років тому +1

      Bryan Lopez srysly

  • @alexisweird3419
    @alexisweird3419 4 роки тому +787

    mario: *fears for life* coyote: wow, that is beautiful!

    • @michaeldavis2420
      @michaeldavis2420 4 роки тому +8

      Why didn’t you put it under :/

    • @darcyure
      @darcyure 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah :/

    • @jxsiel7319
      @jxsiel7319 4 роки тому +1

      Bro aint gonna wash his hands for touching a roach lol cause they dont know where its been

    • @mmoonbii
      @mmoonbii 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @itsgl00my88
      @itsgl00my88 4 роки тому +4

      @@jxsiel7319 my guy it's a wildlife video. They don't know where these mfs been except in the rainforest. You tripping.

  • @jrseahorse5886
    @jrseahorse5886 4 роки тому +146

    2:43 coyote telling him it was “very large and could be a warrior wasp” and he’s just getting more freaked out as he’s talking 😂

  • @notthebestquality1079
    @notthebestquality1079 4 роки тому +82

    "It smells like..."
    What? What does it smell lik-
    "It smells like syrup"
    Oh

  • @LuckyHighlandMu
    @LuckyHighlandMu 7 років тому +901

    Coyotes the guy who can step on a Lego and still have the will power to safely put it away without hurting it

    • @bigcheese4006
      @bigcheese4006 7 років тому +6

      Tony Cole he can probably try and break a Nokia and not get angry.

    • @gt3916
      @gt3916 7 років тому +11

      That is hands down the GREATEST thing I've ever heard! BAHAHAHAHA

    • @Scorpion-gb1ox
      @Scorpion-gb1ox 7 років тому +1

      Tony Cole yes

    • @supabryan1434
      @supabryan1434 7 років тому +2

      I really don't know how stepping on legos hurts, is it some weird joke on tumblr I've not heard anything about ? deez keedz deez dayz mayn !

    • @xShaade
      @xShaade 7 років тому +7

      Martin Wagner Get a little brick of Lego (it's cheap), take off your shoes and walk on
      it like you didn't know it was there. You will understand.

  • @deucedude5380
    @deucedude5380 7 років тому +1529

    *picks up giant cockroach*
    Coyote: let me put it in my pocket

    • @heroguy7815
      @heroguy7815 7 років тому +12

      Deuce Dude why do people repeat what someone else said on this channel?

    • @alexandermayancela7500
      @alexandermayancela7500 7 років тому +50

      because it is usually funny lol

    • @chipom8298
      @chipom8298 7 років тому +21

      Coyote = Villager from animal crossing

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 7 років тому +6

      Just like in animal crossing!

    • @neenimee
      @neenimee 7 років тому +2

      My kinda guy

  • @ZeroSleap
    @ZeroSleap 7 років тому +218

    Came for a roach,saw like 3-4 more creatures,so i feel like a kid in a candy shop!This is great!

  • @nilupaperera8656
    @nilupaperera8656 4 роки тому +27

    all jokes aside can we just appreciate how he doesn't even kill the insects that sting and draw blood from him

  • @kipptt
    @kipptt 4 роки тому +419

    “does it bite?”
    “i dont think so”
    *Original Punchline Removed due to Accidental Roach Stabbing*

  • @imthedoctor0121
    @imthedoctor0121 7 років тому +2659

    No joke, right at the beginning I thought his sheathe was a giant roach

  • @stimpy3715
    @stimpy3715 7 років тому +1263

    *Me* : I'm really scared of small cockroaches
    *Coyote* : Dont worry I will take u to a place where there are no small cocroaches

    • @amirjoy3562
      @amirjoy3562 7 років тому +11

      LMAO

    • @clarisabunnies6758
      @clarisabunnies6758 7 років тому +3

      Stimpy :3 oh and now you changed your comment 😆😒

    • @blueboxgamestudios5349
      @blueboxgamestudios5349 7 років тому +14

      i don't get it

    • @stimpy3715
      @stimpy3715 7 років тому +2

      PunkRockLove01 Ya u get it

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 7 років тому +10

      Stimpy :3 I still don't get it, can you tell someone else the answer so I can deliberately squeeze the answer out later? Or, if you're a genie, I can rub your lamp and get the answer that way, would you like me to rub your lamp? 😚

  • @Snairster
    @Snairster 4 роки тому +54

    Coyote: *Gets hit by a mack truck*
    Mark: "You okay?"

  • @me4lyfe54
    @me4lyfe54 4 роки тому +662

    Coyote: “Smells like-“
    Me: Please don’t associate it with food. Please don’t associate it with food.
    Coyote: “Smells like maple syrup.”
    Me: Crap. Another food I’m gonna have a hard time eating now.

    • @fatimaherrera2941
      @fatimaherrera2941 4 роки тому +7

      @@A.I.1324 I see what u did there 😂

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 4 роки тому +6

      I hope you aren't Canadian...(bad jokes are bad, children.)

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 4 роки тому

      @@A.I.1324 Aw Yeah man 🤘

    • @gtd4th223
      @gtd4th223 4 роки тому

      Us Canadians including me be like: W H A T

    • @lobiankk77
      @lobiankk77 4 роки тому +3

      My grandma once had a roach in her mouth. She said it tastes like red Halls.

  • @fizzypop3977
    @fizzypop3977 4 роки тому +405

    coyote: *sees bear*
    coyote: alright! start recording we are going to test this bite!

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 4 роки тому +12

      Gets arm bit off
      "Describe the pain"

    • @Fallenmichael81
      @Fallenmichael81 4 роки тому +1

      Kinda reminds you of the legendary crocodile hunter.

    • @v00.d00_child
      @v00.d00_child 4 роки тому +1

      Last time he tests anything

    • @fizzypop3977
      @fizzypop3977 4 роки тому

      @@v00.d00_child 🤧😔

    • @mmoonbii
      @mmoonbii 4 роки тому

      LOL NOOO🤣🤣

  • @nelsonperez913
    @nelsonperez913 5 років тому +3240

    Every Body gangster until the animal starts flying

  • @isaacgallego1759
    @isaacgallego1759 3 роки тому +21

    coyote: grunting in pain
    mario: "i didn't know they sting"

    • @alohaadorable6319
      @alohaadorable6319 3 роки тому +1

      You should get a clue from what they look like 💀💀💀

  • @madisonflanagan2622
    @madisonflanagan2622 7 років тому +915

    Coyote: "Ahh those legs are super pinchy!"
    Me: "Don't touch it then!"
    Coyote: I'm gonna put it in my pocket."
    Me: *Face palm* "WWHHHYYYY"

  • @anonymouse9369
    @anonymouse9369 4 роки тому +301

    Coyote Peterson: sees snake
    Also Coyote Peterson: frantically runs...
    ..
    *towards* it

  • @marcelo_koman
    @marcelo_koman 5 років тому +549

    Gets attacked by an ant. Gets rid of the ant without killing it. RESPECT

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 років тому +17

      He's the one who picked the ant up, why would he kill it lol...

    • @dutchplanderlinde8040
      @dutchplanderlinde8040 5 років тому +19

      He would probably get hate if he even did that, so no point doing it infront of the camera

    • @WesternMan-th1ow
      @WesternMan-th1ow 5 років тому +20

      @@SirKolass because human nature would be to kill it?

    • @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340
      @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340 5 років тому +4

      @@SirKolass I'd sure as hell kill it lmfao

    • @joeyjaime3746
      @joeyjaime3746 5 років тому +3

      I would totally have smashed it the Second it Bit/Stung me

  • @akididrus7560
    @akididrus7560 4 роки тому +98

    0:22 i thought that was a giant roach on his pants

  • @lochnesstrevor
    @lochnesstrevor 7 років тому +1261

    I like coyote because he makes learning fun.:)

    • @ToxicTazzy
      @ToxicTazzy 7 років тому +4

      Teagan Poye Boi you are soooo correct

    • @galaxyalphaflores3432
      @galaxyalphaflores3432 7 років тому +6

      Teagan Poye Boi that's is true he puts his life in danger so we don't have to he is the most brave person I ever ment

    • @gilnech9310
      @gilnech9310 7 років тому

      Teagan Poye Boi I agree with you 100%

    • @idkvibes9372
      @idkvibes9372 7 років тому +1

      Teagan Poye Boi same

    • @BoodyCheek
      @BoodyCheek 7 років тому +15

      Unlike most of the schools we attend to

  • @MajesticDre
    @MajesticDre 6 років тому +287

    Lol at 4:46
    "I don't eat geckos."
    Licks his lips and looks at the geco like hell eat it alive

  • @kinkyforeigner119
    @kinkyforeigner119 5 років тому +1115

    I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the bite zone with this alien I stole from area 51

  • @jomvb1
    @jomvb1 4 роки тому +26

    Can we just take a moment of how brave they are?!!!!?

  • @nicolasshivkumar
    @nicolasshivkumar 7 років тому +718

    For the most part, I know that (most) Cockroaches can't really hurt me, but there is just something about those specific insects that trigger something subconscious within most of us that usually ends up in a lot of screaming and a stain on the wall. Years ago, while on a river barge in Thailand without electricity for a night, I decided to sleep shirtless due to the heat. I was under a mosquito net but I woke up three o'clock in the morning due to some sensation on my bare chest. It was a roach. I didn't even know that I could make a bloodcurdling scream two octaves higher than my Mariah Carey impression. After waking up my roommate (who thought that I was being attacked) we went on an epic quest to vanquish the beast with nothing but a pair of sandals as weapons and a kerosene lamp for lighting and eventually ended up trapping the bug between the footwear and catapulting the fiend into the murky depths of the River Kwai.

    • @yourdad587
      @yourdad587 7 років тому +56

      nice story bro

    • @rowanrichards8262
      @rowanrichards8262 7 років тому +2

      Wow that was... Long!

    • @icypk6190
      @icypk6190 7 років тому +1

      Nicolas Shivkumar Im actually allergic to cockraches so I have a reason.

    • @yankeed.5250
      @yankeed.5250 7 років тому +18

      Wait but what if the cockroach..... Wants vengeance!? *DUN DUN DUUUN*

    • @janoahruiz
      @janoahruiz 7 років тому +1

      Nicolas Shivkumar I

  • @artemisl3026
    @artemisl3026 5 років тому +476

    4:17
    gecko: *silent screaming*

  • @itsnotpeachy6009
    @itsnotpeachy6009 7 років тому +1194

    Coyote : "can you guys smell that?"
    Us : "no we're behind a screen of protection"

    • @jameskibrick4053
      @jameskibrick4053 7 років тому +66

      Tyler Andrian Think he was talking to the crew.

    • @SilverFox0784
      @SilverFox0784 7 років тому +1

      Tyler Andrian yeah I said that too

    • @ffr.splash
      @ffr.splash 7 років тому

      wholemanatee lol

    • @alexandersaccotelli4301
      @alexandersaccotelli4301 7 років тому +2

      Tyler Andrian literally scrolling down to write that comment but it's been written

    • @latajahbridges2081
      @latajahbridges2081 7 років тому +1

      Tyler Andrian I flinched every time the Coach roach would climb around on him😣

  • @pouyasattari2469
    @pouyasattari2469 4 роки тому +17

    4:46 I don't know about that species, but my experience with a lot of lizards has been that even if you brush against their tail they still might eject it as it flops about for a while. Imagine just walking and suddenly a lizard tail hits you in the face.

  • @reohbeoh
    @reohbeoh 7 років тому +1209

    His defence mechanism is to smell like maple syrup..? Very effective.

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 7 років тому +163

      Bob Thebuilder Attracts the Canadians.

    • @gluelover1239
      @gluelover1239 7 років тому +2

      Bob Thebuilder it warns predators not to eat it for reasons i dont know

    • @rebelson5796
      @rebelson5796 7 років тому +15

      Bob Thebuilder are you gonna help build Trump's wall.

    • @Brandonneedshelp
      @Brandonneedshelp 7 років тому +10

      Bob Thebuilder that's how he attracts food ;) like a daring Canadian :D (I'm Canadian btw)

    • @isaiahs675
      @isaiahs675 7 років тому +1

      Bob Thebuilder lmao I would accidently eat it thinking it's food

  • @mr.hydrogen3189
    @mr.hydrogen3189 7 років тому +166

    "I don't see any biting mechanisms" *camera zooms in revealing the biggest fangs on a non-predator insect I'VE EVER SEEN*

    • @trkillswitch710
      @trkillswitch710 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Hydrogen those were its legs

    • @mr.hydrogen3189
      @mr.hydrogen3189 7 років тому

      TR Killswitch
      I know where the teeth are and what they look like. I come from a ghetto area lol. I stand by my comment, the teeth are right there with the tiny mouthparts that look like miniature limbs..

    • @salmonsaladsandwich8161
      @salmonsaladsandwich8161 7 років тому

      Mr. Hydrogen
      I wouldn't really call the mouthparts of a cockroach "fangs." The mandibles of roaches are also sort of trapped between the upper and lower labium (basically an insect's "lips") so they aren't very effective for defensive biting.

    • @carolinedejesus2264
      @carolinedejesus2264 7 років тому +2

      cutecupcake 121105 Puerto Rico does not suck its an amazing place and I was born there stop being mean Puerto Rico is beautiful... he should go its the best place ever

    • @mr.hydrogen3189
      @mr.hydrogen3189 7 років тому +1

      Salmon Saladsandwich
      Trust me they CAN and definitely DO effectively bite.

  • @tokyo4556
    @tokyo4556 4 роки тому +316

    Army Ant: I don’t know what I’ve been tol-
    Coyote: picks him up off leaf
    Army ant: *So you’ve chosen death*

    • @tokyo4556
      @tokyo4556 4 роки тому +3

      xXSTP GHOSTXx finally someone gets it my comment is very underrated :(

    • @insidiouspancake5590
      @insidiouspancake5590 4 роки тому +4

      Devin Hernandez I would like the comment but I’m scared you’ll edit it and say “thanks for the likes”...

    • @kristiegucciardo8194
      @kristiegucciardo8194 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @tokyo4556
      @tokyo4556 4 роки тому

      Insidious Pancake been four months bud nothing changed 😉

    • @user-tr8zo4ed3t
      @user-tr8zo4ed3t 4 роки тому

      *ant uses sting that draws blood*

  • @dakotagarcia7781
    @dakotagarcia7781 4 роки тому

    7:34 i'm not kidding I was so overcome with violent fear/ anxiety watching it crawl up his arm I seized, shook, and screamed. I'm gone. Y'all enjoy your video I CAN'TTTTTT

  • @sthefanymonestime7523
    @sthefanymonestime7523 7 років тому +320

    "look at how big and juicy that abdomen is",, never thought Id ever hear someone say that, specially about a roach.
    Also proceeds to smell the creature and say it smells like maple syrup.
    and then says" I'm sowwy buddy your pwobably really scared, I know"",,,
    All the more reasons why I love coyote while face palming.

    • @darciecahill7226
      @darciecahill7226 7 років тому +11

      sthefany monestime as I was reading that , he was saying it 😂😂

    • @tildawoof7
      @tildawoof7 7 років тому +2

      sthefany monestime i read that when he said that 😂

    • @inactive7519
      @inactive7519 7 років тому

      sthefany monestime same it's were IV picked up one Roch ones it was one inch long!!

    • @indrajithak47
      @indrajithak47 7 років тому

      Bear Grylls would love it. lots of good protein .

    • @jormungandr2580
      @jormungandr2580 7 років тому +4

      I gaged. If there's something you should never describe as juicy, it's a roach. *shivers

  • @everetteli5698
    @everetteli5698 4 роки тому +279

    Coyote: climbs a tree to catch a cockroach
    Me: runs a hundred mile dash when I see a tiny little house roach

  • @mollyd9530
    @mollyd9530 7 років тому +43

    "One second I'm gonna put it in my pocket" Like wtf don't put a fricken cockroach in your pocket

  • @kileenmoore635
    @kileenmoore635 Рік тому +2

    Coyote: CAREFUL! Could be a warrior wasp. Also Coyote: Oooo it's golden. It's pretty!

  • @tokichiro
    @tokichiro 7 років тому +136

    Coyote: Do those bite?
    Cameraman: I don't think so
    Coyote: Ouch!
    Cameraman: are you okay?

    • @alivalencia4499
      @alivalencia4499 7 років тому +6

      tokichiro
      The cameraman is Mark😂and he always asks that.

  • @HomieGroup
    @HomieGroup 6 років тому +924

    0:22 I thought is was the giant cockroach strapped on his leg hahahahaha I got so sppooooked

  • @thewiseman1873
    @thewiseman1873 7 років тому +392

    This dude needs a tv show

    • @k19999
      @k19999 7 років тому +1

      Spencervlogz Z thought I was the only 1 saying that, 5m perfect quality 👏

    • @ehye1825
      @ehye1825 7 років тому

      Kay Mulaa stop pretending everyone comments that

    • @k19999
      @k19999 7 років тому +1

      eh ye cuz I got time to read through comments 😴

    • @ehye1825
      @ehye1825 7 років тому

      Kay Mulaa their like the 2nd top comments

    • @coolmeransom
      @coolmeransom 7 років тому +2

      Spencervlogz Z ur mum needs a tv show

  • @surprisesofjoyfulness8147
    @surprisesofjoyfulness8147 2 роки тому +1

    The tiny eyelash viper is so darn cute!

  • @pr6897
    @pr6897 5 років тому +491

    coyote: this is definitely the most beautifull snake i've ever seen
    the snake: stop! dont make me bluush UwU

    • @GhostDrewSenju
      @GhostDrewSenju 5 років тому +22

      That snake is orochimaru

    • @krispyronn
      @krispyronn 5 років тому +3

      Ew

    • @thing8357
      @thing8357 4 роки тому +3

      P R you have lost your voice privilege

    • @7khromez
      @7khromez 4 роки тому

      Mathcoolb ong

    • @reidgowan2670
      @reidgowan2670 4 роки тому +1

      It costs 0 dollars for you to not comment this

  • @Hiraethdemure
    @Hiraethdemure 5 років тому +69

    Coyote:*trying to be nice to the army ant*
    Army ant: So you've chosen death

  • @funtimeredbear6589
    @funtimeredbear6589 5 років тому +714

    Roses are red 🌹
    Violets are blue 💧
    When it flew 🐛
    I did too 🏃 💨

  • @fakhruddinahmed9501
    @fakhruddinahmed9501 4 роки тому +11

    Coyote: getting stung
    Also him: wow

  • @toastwithnocrust9976
    @toastwithnocrust9976 7 років тому +370

    If I ever saw a roach that big in my house I will blow up my house and then live on the moon 😂

    • @WESTRIVERSIDE
      @WESTRIVERSIDE 7 років тому +2

      Ana The shy kid Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war and blast. 😑

    • @toastwithnocrust9976
      @toastwithnocrust9976 7 років тому +1

      WESTRIVERSIDE I am being sarcastic 🙄

    • @agatlingpea2232
      @agatlingpea2232 7 років тому

      Ana The shy kid play fallout 4

    • @liamhardie5954
      @liamhardie5954 7 років тому

      Ana The shy kid why?

    • @executive_7333
      @executive_7333 7 років тому

      Ana The shy kid actually 99.6 % of all cockroaches (like the one in the video) live far away from civilization .

  • @pugasaurusrex8253
    @pugasaurusrex8253 5 років тому +273

    Sometimes Brave Wilderness makes me want to sleep with a flamethrower under my pillow.

    • @darkmoon4135
      @darkmoon4135 5 років тому +12

      The roach will caress your face while holding the flamethrower under your pillow.

    • @zaidkaradsheh6026
      @zaidkaradsheh6026 5 років тому +10

      If that roach is on the flamethrower then its his, the bed too.

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 4 роки тому +3

      @@zaidkaradsheh6026 Mega stonks for the roach

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 роки тому +1

      I sleep with a crowbar under my bed which is kinda close

    • @pinkxxyle
      @pinkxxyle 4 роки тому +1

      Go watch exotic lair

  • @requiemsama
    @requiemsama 5 років тому +574

    Did anyone else jump at 0:22 when his pouch looked like a giant, flesh-and-soul consuming insect of doom?

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 3 роки тому +2

    I love how the snake was the only animal in this video to just be chilling its in area and being perfectly two giants just approached it

  • @bunnytheguy5043
    @bunnytheguy5043 7 років тому +28

    Climbs up the vine, "I'm....I'm going to put it in my pocket." Coyote is a freaking legend lol

  • @nerdburger234
    @nerdburger234 6 років тому +474

    Me when I see a roach: *kills it with. Fire*
    Coyote: I'm gonna put it in my pocket. .

    • @dryfloor7028
      @dryfloor7028 6 років тому +7

      Mob Psycho that is very true they can even live for weeks without their head.

    • @kofi8307
      @kofi8307 6 років тому +1

      @@dryfloor7028 wtf🤣

    • @insanelucidity4612
      @insanelucidity4612 6 років тому +1

      Then he gon get burnt

    • @julietteayala3215
      @julietteayala3215 6 років тому +1

      That’s so me

    • @Gofaqyaselves
      @Gofaqyaselves 6 років тому

      Christina Singleton for real huh 😂😂

  • @tameikadavis1133
    @tameikadavis1133 4 роки тому +142

    Him: letting the roach crawl on him
    My anxiety: up up uppity

  • @katiepickette5460
    @katiepickette5460 4 роки тому +11

    Roach: just chilling around
    Coyote: "Bleeeeeeeeeee"

  • @nickhell100
    @nickhell100 7 років тому +577

    If that thing was in my apartment the place would be burned down and abandoned in seconds.

    • @Davis_Azizian
      @Davis_Azizian 7 років тому

      KirminKlump which one

    • @nickhell100
      @nickhell100 7 років тому +16

      The Roach

    • @zKremzy
      @zKremzy 7 років тому +5

      But that won't work since roaches can survive even a nuclear bombing. They'll just spread and come right after you again.

    • @nickhell100
      @nickhell100 7 років тому +10

      anyone for a trip to the moon?

    • @KounterKash
      @KounterKash 7 років тому +1

      KirminKlump can we stop at Burger king

  • @stefanosiclari
    @stefanosiclari 7 років тому +109

    > Roach poops on itself
    > Immediately put it on your hand

  • @haleym2750
    @haleym2750 5 років тому +889

    Nobody:
    Coyote: *puts roach in his pocket*

    • @paulbenham1573
      @paulbenham1573 5 років тому +7

      Why did you put "nobody"? Just doesn't make sense why people do that.

    • @genxvictor1805
      @genxvictor1805 5 років тому +61

      @@paulbenham1573 you are no man of culture

    • @paulbenham1573
      @paulbenham1573 5 років тому +1

      Just doesnt make sense

    • @Bdkdklllvv
      @Bdkdklllvv 5 років тому +24

      Paul Benham it just means that nobody else is doing it, or while everybody is doing nothing, coyote over here is doing this crazy thing. Cause he’s coyote Peterson lol

    • @genxvictor1805
      @genxvictor1805 5 років тому +1

      @Crimson Dynamo tru

  • @kayrumi3882
    @kayrumi3882 4 роки тому +7

    I love how this guy makes us learn ALOT by risking his life
    Anotging thing I love from this guy is that he doesn't throw the animals or anything

    • @ragmamale4783
      @ragmamale4783 Рік тому +1

      I like how he does then puts a roach in his pocket, really funny. Prooves how roaches are probably from the depths of hell

  • @Kim-hv3bf
    @Kim-hv3bf 7 років тому +144

    Cockroach: leave me alone
    Coyote: I got him!!!!
    Cockroach: let me go!!
    Coyote: look how big and juicy it is
    Cockroach: ( moving fast to get away)
    Coyote: it's on my back

  • @thecheatkode2926
    @thecheatkode2926 7 років тому +320

    ME- oh look a roach
    Also me- (Grabs flamethrower) Die

  • @TheBlockIndustries
    @TheBlockIndustries 7 років тому +1377

    Did anyone else think his knife holster looked like a huge bug on his leg on the intro

    • @junnyballoony6609
      @junnyballoony6609 7 років тому +19

      Hudak I didn't noticed that until you told me, I got a jumps care because of you 😅

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 7 років тому +24

      Jumps care

    • @EpicWarrior131
      @EpicWarrior131 7 років тому +3

      Hudak yep i did lol

    • @Ana4Goyos
      @Ana4Goyos 7 років тому +3

      Hudak it's a gun carrier

    • @rebcon12
      @rebcon12 7 років тому +7

      grace calis yeah jumps do care

  • @CheeseySavage
    @CheeseySavage 3 роки тому +7

    7:37 - 7:50 Can we just appreciate the camera man’s comment in the background about the roach? I think that was Mark talking.😂😂😂
    “Oh my gosh he’s huge... *shook wheeze* he’s huge! that thing is huge!!”

  • @Maddie-hi6hc
    @Maddie-hi6hc 7 років тому +168

    Coyote: does it bite?
    Mark: I think so
    Coyote: ok then let me just reach for it bare- handed

    • @adamsheppard3054
      @adamsheppard3054 7 років тому +17

      That duck on quack he said I don't think so

    • @VegemyteSandwich
      @VegemyteSandwich 7 років тому +9

      Adam Sheppard Would it have made any difference tbh 😂😂 heck Coyote would leap for it even quicker if he said it did

    • @liamhardie5954
      @liamhardie5954 7 років тому +2

      That duck on quack and?

    • @allaballa5452
      @allaballa5452 7 років тому +4

      That duck on quack mark said: I don't think so. Not, I think so.

  • @KevinTorres-tg8li
    @KevinTorres-tg8li 7 років тому +5293

    Who is watching while laying on the bed

    • @sheluuvsava
      @sheluuvsava 7 років тому +67

      Kevin Torres how did you know?!

    • @初音ミク-d7h
      @初音ミク-d7h 7 років тому +14

      Me lmao

    • @magnimoo
      @magnimoo 7 років тому +9

      Kevin Torres | Me ._.

    • @justpeachy7377
      @justpeachy7377 7 років тому +20

      i almost did but instead I went to a parking lot to watch this

    • @iconiciu
      @iconiciu 7 років тому +6

      Kevin Torres me

  • @wowzah7340
    @wowzah7340 7 років тому +92

    Imagine if the snake could talk.
    Coyote: look at this gorgeous snake.
    Snake: aww, thanks gurl, I appreciate it

  • @OKOK-kl2tz
    @OKOK-kl2tz 4 роки тому +12

    Coyote: *Touching a cocoroach*
    Doesn't feel everything
    Me at home: ahhhhh!!!! A bee get it away from me.