Jason Burn as a boomer that works as the sole bartender in his own small business. Yeah, I’m guessing Palps would spend more time watching Fox News, than being on social media
Wow. I am watching this video for the first time, I just started scrolling through the comments and it appeared to me just as he was saying the sentence. It's the best thing that has happened to me since the beginning of the quarantine.
Actually, I had the bad luck during the quarantine to have moved in with my mother for what was supposed to be a 3-4 months while she recovered from knee surgery in February of 2020. I wound up cleaning her house, some areas she hadn't been able to get to in years because of her bad knee. It was cleaner than I ever remembered it being growing up by the time we were done, but she wasn't able to help much until June. We also donated a ton of stuff to Good Will under the logic of "If you haven't touched it in 20+ years, you probably don't need it anymore".
@@CrimsonBlood0357 In his rise to power Palpatine used a specific order (66) that instructed all republic troops to turn on the jedi, leading to a massive coup. The famous line being "Execute Order 66.". Here that same line is used. Except using "Order 2" .Number 2 referring to when one is taking a dump on the toilet.
"What am I supposed to do, use the Force?" "I suppose so, sir." "Well this is a pathway to an ability even I believed unnatural." "...Is it working si--" "Yesit'sworkingleavemealone!"
*Loki's quarantine:* He's in the bar hanging out with all his buddies again but in the end it's all just an illusion he made up for himself and he looks like a mess like he was in prison in 'Thor: The Dark World'.
Yeaa. it made feel sympathy for Palpatine because we all going through the same thing. I never thought I sympathy for a guy who responsible for the death of million people, but here i am feeling sorry for him.
Harley Diaz Harley we’re not asking you to stay home so YOU don’t get sick. It’s so you don’t infect your grandma, or your autoimmune-disabled friend, or someone with asthma, or the new baby born in your neighborhood recently. We’re asking you not to kill people
@@staceyhawkins7557 , following your logic, everyone should avoid human (and pets) interaction because someone *might* catch something you're carrying. Things like colds, the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, head lice, and bedbugs?
From an Honest Trailers comment: "This is the first time in human history we can save lives by staying home and doing nothing. Let's not screw this up."
I. Wyrd poor Darth sidious misses his friends, especially Thanos, Bowser, general zod, magneto, Khan, joker, Voldemort, and Loki, and also syndrome, Mysterio, mandarian, and ego.
"I feel like Social Media is feeding my frustration and anger." "Good. Good." "What was that?" "Nothing I didn't say anything." Social Media Conglomerates are the new Sith!
“How long have I been trapped in here?” Me: “Two hours” “It’s been two hours, sir.” Me: “I knew it! My powers have doubled since the last time I met anyone.”
I wish , I wish that hishe makes more of this like : Loki's quarntine and Voldemort's and thanos and at least our other favorite villans Or maybe .... Supercafe quarntine
I never meant to say thanks I wanted to say thanos and I want to see Batman and Superman hopefully they will wear doctor's mask and clean up the whole place ... And telling miles to get out
i kinda feel the supercafe people might be the idiots who hoard the goods and still does a bunch of social interacting despite all of the talk not to.... -the majority of them strikes me as a less-than-brainy-bunch
"Hal." "Yes Emperor?" "I don't think I can take any more of this..." "It is challenging sir, and there are many others who have it far worse. But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up." That got me strangely emotional...we truly are in strange times...to be so isolated and cut off from one another reminds us of how good it is to be together...I for one am not ready to give up.
@Guitarist Girl I have like completely changed who I am following on Instagram and social media to get a more positive stream of news and information. I would highly suggest accounts like @goodnews_movement and @tankgoodnews.
"What am I supposed to use, the Force??" "I suppose so, sir." "...well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!" *Rumbling* "Is it working, sir?" "Yes, it's working! Leave me alone!" I need a "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural" shirt.
"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" "Just take those clones they're all for sale~!" "I don need them i just clone myself~!" "Could have i just shown how i survived the fall~!?" "Now my sagas dead just like Darth Maul~!" Favorite bit in this short
Hmmm, even Batman didn't have prep-time for this one! But to be fair, he'll probably have a cure in half an hour anyway, or at least a week....because he's Batman!
Mary Stone For all we know Bruce can flex his arsenal of Wayne resources. Did I mention his bat computer is beyond our supercomputers? Only brainiac can rival Wayne
Take note: General Grievous covers his mouth whenever he coughs even though he doesn’t have a mouth- be more like General Grievous! Darth Vader used to choke people with hand, now he Social distances himself with force choke- be more like Darth Vader! JigSaw stays at home and only communities by screen- be more like JigSaw! Freddie Kruger always keeps Gloves on- Be more like Freddie Kruger!
Given the fact that they literally did not care about corona, we can assume they are NOT quarantining and are in fact hanging out with each other somewhere else
@@gab5012 well Voldemort's magic, looks a god, zod is an alien with immunity to all earthly diseases, so is thanos the only one that would be effected is the joker
"Open the door, Hal." "I cannot do that, Emporer." "What? Why?" "Because of the global pandemic that is raging outside. It is safest in here with your karaoke." "Oh. Right."
Who else literally broke into a loud laughter at “it’s been 2 hours sir” like I was expecting it’s been 2 days or something but that was hilarious and true. And I actually woke the baby up with my laughing at this.
Voldemort:"I don’t even know what the big deal is? Ive been around people all week and I feel fine!...(cough)" Not even the dark wizard himself is safe from the Coronavirus 😰
I related to this so much in the beginning of the Pandemic, especially when Palpatine was missing his friends. But I like to watch this video because it reminds me of how far we’ve come since 2020.
Yeah, I didn't expect HISHE to talk about COVID, quarantine and the pandemic, especially not for this long. Like, I could've seen them make a quick joke about it in a different video not about the issue but not to dedicate a whole video to it, but man am I glad they did it! This was a great video.
My God. He's done it. Daniel has passed the ultimate test of voice acting: Doing an impression of another character _as another character._ The only other voice actor I know that could do that was Mel Blanc, the original voice of most of the Looney Tunes. Check out him as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck impersonating each other.
While it is very impressive, the actual ultimate test of voice acting is to voice two characters doing impressions of each other and have them sound distinct
I saw that coming because I had the same conversation with my baby niece last week, LoL... Activities, questions, cleaning, Activities, Boredom... Only a few hrs pass, LoL 😂
Please PLEASE make a sequel where he gets so lonely that he brings up all his friends on Zoom and their session gets zoom-bombed... so many hilarious possibilities!
*"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."*
You are not alone that feel this way Palpatine.
That isn't exactly a new phenomena lol. Is this his first time on social media?
gooooood, goooood
Jason Burn as a boomer that works as the sole bartender in his own small business.
Yeah, I’m guessing Palps would spend more time watching Fox News, than being on social media
Are you sure Social Media isn't some kind of ancient, long forgotten Sith-Experiment?
Like the Leviathans or the Eternal Fleet?
FACTS!!!!
"well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!"
I'm dying XD
Haha
"is it working sir?"
"Yes it's working! Leave me alone!"
Absolutely amazing line...
Apparently a Bidet is considered unnatural.
Oh boi
*_" This is no moon... ... ... it's a giant ball of toiletpaper! "_*
"Order more toliet paper"
"I'm afraid I can't do that'
'DEW IT"
Ooh two huge lines in film
Dew it
OMFG it's almost liked we saw the exact same video
LMAO i laughed so hard
Sheev how much should we order?
Order... Order 66
It will be done my lord
Perhaps the most bold creative liberty you’ve ever taken: depicting Palpatine’s never before seen legs
Palpatine is pewdiepie
yea anyone notice he got that from domino comerchill
2:27 incase someone can’t find it
True5
Truey
Palpatine is extra careful because he's in the "at-risk" catagory.
He culd clone him self again somehow
Oh I´m afraid his body will still be quite operational
😂😂😂
yeah...diabetes
even the bad guys are following the virus rules
"This is a pathway to an ability that even i see to be unnatural" That had me dead man
I laughed so hard my neighbor texted me asking what’s so funny 😆
Best part of the video for sure
Is it working?
"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."
*_good....good_*
Iggy
What was that. "Nothing! I didn't say anything! "
The most accurate thing about this entire video.
Wow. I am watching this video for the first time, I just started scrolling through the comments and it appeared to me just as he was saying the sentence. It's the best thing that has happened to me since the beginning of the quarantine.
Is the phone suposed to be a Transformer?
I think the difference between palpatine and a normal quatintined person is that palpatine actually cleaned
Right
Actually, I had the bad luck during the quarantine to have moved in with my mother for what was supposed to be a 3-4 months while she recovered from knee surgery in February of 2020. I wound up cleaning her house, some areas she hadn't been able to get to in years because of her bad knee. It was cleaner than I ever remembered it being growing up by the time we were done, but she wasn't able to help much until June.
We also donated a ton of stuff to Good Will under the logic of "If you haven't touched it in 20+ years, you probably don't need it anymore".
@@slickrcbd9543and palpatine is bad at singing
Palps: This could not get any worse!
*Anakin walks in door*
Anakin: YOU HAVE A QUARANTINE TOO?!
No stop that
Funny thing is Vader is at extreme risk since he requires a vesperator to breath already.
Anakin is a force ghost, so he should be okay to go wherever. He can’t get it or carry it.
@@MJAYZ007 It's too late you know???
@@zeratul____1228 They're both at risk, but for different reasons
"I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
"Dew it!"
Two of the most iconic lines combined. I love HISHE.
TroubbleGum don’t forget the
“Execute Order 2”
@@jakelowk559 I don't get it
@@CrimsonBlood0357 In his rise to power Palpatine used a specific order (66) that instructed all republic troops to turn on the jedi, leading to a massive coup. The famous line being "Execute Order 66.".
Here that same line is used. Except using "Order 2" .Number 2 referring to when one is taking a dump on the toilet.
Chiel Voswijk i wasn’t thinking about that 2
Нраветься тата любими
I miss this song “Where everybody hates your faaaaace”
"And the villains share your raaaaaaaage"
You forgot the " at the end 😡
Lol
CatnuNick it bugs me too lol
Classic Villain Pubs indeed
Me too brother
"What am I supposed to do, use the Force?"
"I suppose so, sir."
"Well this is a pathway to an ability even I believed unnatural."
"...Is it working si--"
"Yesit'sworkingleavemealone!"
damn underated
oh we all wish we could do that with the force
Should have installed a bidet.
JOKER
Why don't yall use water for god's sake😂
"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
Palps with those striking zap-zaps
Gooood... Gooodddd~
Zaps fired
"...as it always does!"
2 cb INDEED.
"I'm afraid I can't do that" "DO IT!"
Surprising how well these villain quotes go together!
Ian Alvord Dew it*
@@user-vr5zk9ox8d Lewd it*
Chew it*
“Palpatines Quarantine”
*we all felt that*
1wpc respect
What’s a quarantine
😂
Introverts and weebs are pretty much the superior lifeforms in this scenario
@@damaran834 +1 to introverts like meself
I nominate Heinz Doofenshmirtz to be a part of the villain pub
I second this
Ditto :D
I third this motion
Excellent suggestion. Shall we add Dio Brando or other Jojo villains to the list as well?
But...hes not a villain
*Loki's quarantine:* He's in the bar hanging out with all his buddies again but in the end it's all just an illusion he made up for himself and he looks like a mess like he was in prison in 'Thor: The Dark World'.
That just sad.
Truer words were never spoken
Genius
I want more HISHE Loki.😢🖤💚💛
Sad but true.
"Palpatine quarantine"
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millons of voices suddenly cried out in lockdown boredom.
Same here
Lol
JOINS THE VOICES
Lmao 😂
Yes you did, my young apprentice. Yes you did....
“Well this is a pathway to an ability even I considered to be unnatural” Haven’t laughed so hard in my life 😂🤣🤣🤣
I KNOW! XD I literally paused the vid and laughed my azz off for 2 min before i could continue xD
I don’t Stress 🤔 use the force as toilet paper? I thought he was bringing toilet paper from outside.
Lately I’ve been using water 😂
They did an amazing job
You haven't really lived until you've felt the Dark Side flowing within you.
Can we have a sequel where Palps is zoom calling with his granddaughter
Who?
@@RoyalMudcrab Rey
@@Masonio literally Who?
@@RoyalMudcrab do you not know who Rey is?
@@Masonio to be fair the new movies aren't really that good
"how long have I been trapped here?"
"2 hours."
"2 HOURS?!"
yep, time flies when you're not paying attention to it.
I feel the same way. :-(
I’ve been trapped for what feels like a month but it’s been like 12 days
Didn't he mean flyes
“This is torture! I’ve built Death Stars faster than this!!”
Flies*
I wish for a endless loop of HAL and Palpatine.
"Do it"
"I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
I liked this and jumped from 84 to 116
"Do it"
"I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!"
I'm afraid I can't poo that sir.
DEW IT
This is probably the most wholesome Villain Pub episode ever
Have to agreed
Yeah even when it got weird on some parts.
Yeaa. it made feel sympathy for Palpatine because we all going through the same thing. I never thought I sympathy for a guy who responsible for the death of million people, but here i am feeling sorry for him.
yes it is the holy grell
And probably the most enjoyable for me.
"I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
"DEW IT!!!"
😂😂😂
not eve i could do that
66 likes ain't gonna ruin that
Palpatine wants to be bad. But he's a hero when he stays home.
IRL joker would probably purposely get the disease then start spreading it to others
I gave you the 66th like!
Yes stay at home, while governments take over the world. do itt
3:08 It's a reference to stopping at 6 Star Wars movies.😂
@@jaysworld3793 Well he basically did that in Arkham City
"What am I supposed to do, use the force?"
"I'm afraid so sir"
".......and be sure to wash your hands".
But we ran out of water
@@dylanwang2669 😂😜
@@dylanwang2669 try using sand. Viruses hate sand.
@@masere it's course, rough, and gets everywhere.
@@elishapommert kind of like the only toilet paper that's still on shelves right now? It has the first two properties you listed.
“I should get to do what I want without thinking about others!”
“That’s not how contagious sickness works!”
Aaaaand that’s a like from me
Same
I'd rather have dangerous liberty than peaceful slavery
And What about everyone else you could get sick
Harley Diaz Harley we’re not asking you to stay home so YOU don’t get sick. It’s so you don’t infect your grandma, or your autoimmune-disabled friend, or someone with asthma, or the new baby born in your neighborhood recently. We’re asking you not to kill people
@@staceyhawkins7557 , following your logic, everyone should avoid human (and pets) interaction because someone *might* catch something you're carrying.
Things like colds, the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, head lice, and bedbugs?
Four... five... six... that’s enough.
Did nobody notice how he was talking about the trilogies 💀
i did
@@mikeyhoward9983 salut comrade
@@dhruvshah8217 and a salut to u
lol yea
When did he say that
"Ok, six we can stop there."
Maybe he's talking about Star Wars ending there. Maybe.
He also skipped 1-3.
He hates the prequels as much as we do.
Alex Delgado Garzón yes.
It's a reference to six from battlestar Galicia.
I was 69th like, then i checked 2 seconds later and theres 76 likes oof
@@ruddthreesnestedboxes Yep, heard that. "4... 5... 6." Nice little jab.
"I build Death Stars faster than this"
That line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite line in the whole thing! It gets me every time!
L B my favourite line is don’t mess with the mouse
Person that’s from a different hishe we are talking about this one
So true.
Palpatine;how long has it been
Hal:2hours
Palpatine:AW GOD I BUILD DEATH STARS FASTER THAN THIS
Hal: *stares in fear*
That pisstake on celebrities singing "Imagine" made my day.
Yes
Imagine? John Lennon imagine? Doesn't sound like it
@@richardsanchez9190 Well it's a parody of the real video, Gal Gadot sang imagine with other celebrities and this is a critic to that video.
@@pirobomandias ohhhh. Got it thanks
Can’t believe this was 5 Months ago. This fells like a Year.
felt like infinity wars happen i see half of my frand every day
Same.
It fell? Is it okay?!
Seven months ago now
@@adamthefirsthuman and nothing really seems to be changing xD
"I've built Death Stars faster than this. Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out." That got me.
that line was my favorite part.
It took a decade to build the death star, so let's hope not
“I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger”
Same, palpy, same.
youtube's the darkside
@@patrickpol6156 i continue falling for it
From an Honest Trailers comment:
"This is the first time in human history we can save lives by staying home and doing nothing. Let's not screw this up."
I. Wyrd we’re EXACTLY going to screw this up
We need to stay home and do nothing? I've been preparing for this event my whole life.
Wise words. :)
I. Wyrd poor Darth sidious misses his friends, especially Thanos, Bowser, general zod, magneto, Khan, joker, Voldemort, and Loki, and also syndrome, Mysterio, mandarian, and ego.
History has always been weird
Petition for a palpatine’s quarantine part 2
edit: WE NEED MORE HIT THE BUTTON!!!
Eww what did I write
Signed
@Sheeve Palpatine the man himself is here.
I second this motion
Signed!!
Yes
“I build Death Stars faster than that” LOLLLLLLLL
He builf the death star in 7 days
Indeed
@Greg yep
:D
I lost it after that
"An ability even I consider unnatural."
XD Slayed it.
Best line ever, lost mys hit.
Is it working
"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
...I feel you there, Palpatine. I feel you there.
*Pat pat*
I feel him too...😞😐
You guys should do a "how 2020 should have ended"
Jus' sayin'
I wish.
i agree
Oh yeah...
@@Blentux ha ha yea
You kinda need to wait for 2020 to end if you want to do a hishe on it
"I feel like Social Media is feeding my frustration and anger."
"Good. Good."
"What was that?"
"Nothing I didn't say anything."
Social Media Conglomerates are the new Sith!
"Now, send a tweet with all your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"
Does not having Twitter make me a Jedi?
@@Danosauruscrecks You must confront Reddit.
Then, ...only then, a Jedi will you be.
@@hashimirasama ohhhhh then I must already be a master lol
Loved that
*Finds productivity during Coronavirus outbreak*
Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Not from Disney
Not from a student who does online work
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural( bio weapon)
Me: "Only from a tree."
Not From a Jedi....
“How long have I been trapped in here?”
Me: “Two hours”
“It’s been two hours, sir.”
Me: “I knew it! My powers have doubled since the last time I met anyone.”
ketashi Twice the pride, double the fall.
exactly
Very enjoyable, when he asked I shouted 2 hours! And then HAL replied 2 hours. Had a good laugh at that. Thank you.
This joke is a reference to Spider-Man: Homecoming when Peter asks Karen how long he is trapped and she says "37 minutes" and he is like "WHAT????".
Same
"I fear no man!"
"But that thing......"
2:26
"It scares Me!"
yep
Cursed pictures that shouldnt exist
I wish , I wish that hishe makes more of this like : Loki's quarntine and Voldemort's and thanos and at least our other favorite villans
Or maybe ....
Supercafe quarntine
The Antiheroes taco truck is probably sitting in a garage.
ryan freddy I wish, I wish too.
I never meant to say thanks I wanted to say thanos and I want to see Batman and Superman hopefully they will wear doctor's mask and clean up the whole place ... And telling miles to get out
i kinda feel the supercafe people might be the idiots who hoard the goods and still does a bunch of social interacting despite all of the talk not to.... -the majority of them strikes me as a less-than-brainy-bunch
Superman is sad cause he can’t hear Bruce saying he’s batman
"Order toilet paper!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
"Dew it!"
I thing it's pronounced "Dwit"
@@absolutecarnage777 haha
Palpatine: "I should take this time and practice my lightsaber skills since I died twice using lightning"
"Hal."
"Yes Emperor?"
"I don't think I can take any more of this..."
"It is challenging sir, and there are many others who have it far worse. But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up."
That got me strangely emotional...we truly are in strange times...to be so isolated and cut off from one another reminds us of how good it is to be together...I for one am not ready to give up.
Same ❤️
@Guitarist Girl I have like completely changed who I am following on Instagram and social media to get a more positive stream of news and information. I would highly suggest accounts like @goodnews_movement and @tankgoodnews.
HAL always just really wanted to help. You know?
Never thought a HISHE would have me tearing up, but this hit hard.
Yea that statement hit me too
Palpating:”HAL, execute Order 2; buy toilet paper!”
HAL: “I’m afraid I can’t do that”!
ROFL
You must use the force😶
Loved the “do it” afterwards
DEW IT
Anyone use the shower or is it just me?
Is it working?
Yes, leave me alone.
" _What am I supposed to do? Use the _*_Force_*_ ?_ "
So freaking hilarious!
yeah but he said it worked so no tp required
Palpatine: Execute order 2
Commander Cody somewhere: Yes my lord
*shoots boomers and steal their toilet paper*
that's the robot we need not sari or alxa
(commander Cody enters a super market)
Cody: This is a robbery! Give me all toilet papers!!!
Good soldiers follow orders
What would Order 2 be? Terminate all antimaskers and stupidity for treason against the Republic? Actually, that sounds good.
"What am I supposed to use, the Force??"
"I suppose so, sir."
"...well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!" *Rumbling*
"Is it working, sir?"
"Yes, it's working! Leave me alone!"
I need a "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural" shirt.
I second that
What ability is palps using
Yes! I would order several 😂
3:08 It's a reference to stopping at 6 Star Wars movies.😂
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok. Yes Trey, we get it.
Hal: I’m sorry, but I can’t do that, Palpetine: Do it. *BEST PARTS*
You mean "dwe it"
Yes
"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
"Just take those clones they're all for sale~!"
"I don need them i just clone myself~!"
"Could have i just shown how i survived the fall~!?"
"Now my sagas dead just like Darth Maul~!"
Favorite bit in this short
I want the whole song released... and acapella'd for DJs!
You are so good at this.
Bravo!!!!!
@@chrisrj9871 me too. 😆
We need a full version😆😆😆
It’s based on old time rock n roll by bob sager
“Well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!”
Why aren’t more people talking about this line? It’s probably the best.
Um, I've seen at least 10 other nitwits mention it so far so what are you talking about?
“I’m afraid I can’t do that sir”
“Do it”
Omg the genius of this! My mind cannot take this. It’s too good!
DEW IT.
"How long has it been, HAL?
"It's been two hours."
Thirty minutes was my guess.
I thought he was going to say 10 mins
I thought 5
I thought it was 6:00 minutes
Mine was 1 hour
@@AnDrei-nf5jb well played sir, well played...
Celebrities: Staying at home is so boring
Gamers: What are you talking about
What is this Corona thing that you keep going on about?
It is like that
LoL
Celebrity gamers:
And that moment you do have to go out and there’s zero traffic?
Joker level grin over here.
Even then it's starting to get boring
„This quarantine is longer than I had for seen“
-8 months later:
11 months
@@kiyru44 guess I‘ll see you next year, when we are still in quarantine
@@laxa_7860 yeah see you in 11 months on zoom
1 year + later
"I don't know what the big deal is I've been around people and feel fine."
"Coughs"
HE'S GOT THE VIRUS
That’s how Trump said when he does news conferences on tv.
Now that I'm thinking about it, how do you even know if you got it save same symptoms as like 20 other things.
Yeah, we know, we were there.
The Space CORONATIME
“I’ve been a master of social distancing for as long as I can remember. I even already had my own cave built. Do you know why?” “Because I’m Batman!”
Hmmm, even Batman didn't have prep-time for this one! But to be fair, he'll probably have a cure in half an hour anyway, or at least a week....because he's Batman!
Bcuz he’s BATMAN!!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎
@@marystone860 and he can fund it with his Bat-credit card.
Mary Stone For all we know Bruce can flex his arsenal of Wayne resources. Did I mention his bat computer is beyond our supercomputers? Only brainiac can rival Wayne
@@marystone860 He doesn't need a cure. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN.
"Begun the *Corona War* has"
- Yoda
1:16 “the last thing I need on my place of business is for it to become toxic and deadly.” … “this place?” 😂😂😂
Take note:
General Grievous covers his mouth whenever he coughs even though he doesn’t have a mouth- be more like General Grievous!
Darth Vader used to choke people with hand, now he Social distances himself with force choke- be more like Darth Vader!
JigSaw stays at home and only communities by screen- be more like JigSaw!
Freddie Kruger always keeps Gloves on- Be more like Freddie Kruger!
Joshua Dunford this is underrated
And Michael Myers wears a mask every time he goes out
Lol. Now I want to join the dark side.😁
@@timgruning5104 gooood, gooood, join us on the path of the dark side!
No visitors can approach the Qin Emperor within 100 paces. We all should be like him.
Plot twist: Someone told everyone to execute order *2* and that’s why everyone’s buying toilet paper
ThatEmoGuy nice correction
Yes
It makes sense now!
Given the fact that they literally did not care about corona, we can assume they are NOT quarantining and are in fact hanging out with each other somewhere else
Like those senior students and their spring break
And getting sick.
@@theunknownreturns I bet their bodies all have a resistance, if not immune.
@@gab5012 well Voldemort's magic, looks a god, zod is an alien with immunity to all earthly diseases, so is thanos the only one that would be effected is the joker
Poor Volde can’t wear a face mask cause it keeps slipping off his non-existent nose
3:02
"And 4...and 5...and 6...
I think we can just stop there."
He's not only talking about the push-ups....
Damn i missed that
Missed it... Also, I half-disagree with him but whatever.
@@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 Agreed lol
Oh good spot. I thought it was just because he was old and weak.
I don't get it
You know the coronavirus is bad when a Channel about alternative endings to movies talks about quarantine.
All hype
Gavin l yeah
Since this is “how villains handle quarantine” the next one should be “how heroes handle quarantine”
Appleheart’s video box Heh. Batman would have a cure on his belt...because he’s Batman.
@@KastsEcho but he can't share the cure because he is selfquarantine in batcave
Yeeessss I need thissss
Like so he sees this
🤣🤣🤣 Jake Skywalker has the best environment for self-isolation.
I'm sure it's in the works, and longer than this vid, surely.
"Open the door, Hal."
"I cannot do that, Emporer."
"What? Why?"
"Because of the global pandemic that is raging outside. It is safest in here with your karaoke."
"Oh. Right."
I never thought I’d say “Be like Palpatine” and sincerely mean it.
I don't know I say Execute order 66 sometimes and mean it
Palpatine's legs are the last things i wanted to see while in quarantine... Why HISHE... WHYYY!!!
😂 haha I was NOT expecting that part at ALL
LOL, You're welcome.
@@claybrownie9617 like...the Spanish Inquisition?
@@HowItShouldHaveEnded 2:53
@@masteryodawhoisdummythicc1864 That was certainly unexpected.
"A pathway to an ability that even I consider so be unnatural"
Gold.
"I feel like social media are feeding my frustation and anger"
Me: gooood
The phone: gooooood
Dead
"I'm afraid I can't do that sir."
"Dew it!"
Best crossover I never knew I needed
Daniel B. “It doesn’t look that good _now,_ ... but watch this!”
Who else literally broke into a loud laughter at “it’s been 2 hours sir” like I was expecting it’s been 2 days or something but that was hilarious and true. And I actually woke the baby up with my laughing at this.
I was expecting the gag 2 be exactly 2 hours lol
Now your comment was two hours ago...
"Whaaat!? I build Death Stars faster than this!"
Disney Lover to be fair he’s the manager of the pub so he probably works and sees his friends like 90% of the day
I managed to guess it to 2 hours before hal said it
Palpatine cleaning is the most wholesome thing I've ever seem.
It was good...goooood...
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, sir.”
“DEWIT.”
Best exchange to come out of this short.
3:34
everyone during quarantine: ugh ¡this is torture!
introverts: *I've never seen such weakness in my life*
Gold
Introverts:Kudaran!
I love this
government says self quarentine, and i say: so.... i should keep doing what i already do everyday?
Honestly true, I'm doing good and everyone around me is crumbling. I'm just watching the world burn, muhahaha!!
Voldemort:"I don’t even know what the big deal is? Ive been around people all week and I feel fine!...(cough)"
Not even the dark wizard himself is safe from the Coronavirus 😰
Well after all, he got beat up by some band of teenagers.
Even Snape can't cure him with some potion.
You know, he could just be coughing. No viruses. Unrelated symptoms!
the dark wizard is immune to muggle sickness' but not wizard sickness
He's pretty old.
Palpatines been looking like he's contracted every disease on Earth why's he afraid?
Cobra Filez
Emperor Palpatine is hundreds of years old 100% in the at risk caterergory
Old age and 10000 volts of electricity will do that to you.
Straw that breaks the camels back.
@@Darkknight0777 Too much unlimited power
That and I think clones carry a genetic structure that is fairly weak.
This seriously needs to be an actual tv show
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"And four... and... five... aaaaand six! Okay. That's good I think we can just stop there."
So damn good hidden joke!
oh man! i didnt even catch that! friggin brilliant! i thought it was just a weak old man joke... haha!
That's so clever.
Took me a while but I figured it out
I don’t get it..... I’m must be dumber
@@birdboy16 First 6 SW movies
“How long has it been? How long have I been trapped in here?”
“It’s been 2 hours sir”
“WHAT?!”
🤣too relatable
"OH THIS IS TORTURE!"
"I'VE BUILT DEATH STARS FASTER THEN THIS!"
"Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out."
Before Hal even answered back I said 2hrs. Then when Hal said it as well it made me laugh even more! 😂
@@badboy98761 lol someone who was watching it with me said that too!
I guessed 3hrs. So close, and so true to what I'm feeling.
Oh Palps, we feel your pain!
Voldemort: "I've been around people all week, and I'm fine-"
*Cough*
Tbh as an "essential worker" I fully expect that to be me soon 😅
I love how his voice gradually become more fragile and croaky before.😂
PALPS: (‘-‘)
Did you see Zod's face change when Voldemort coughed? Priceless
how would Voldemort get sick if he has no nose
Man his phone being his light saber is such a good detail
Everyone: wash your hands
Hal 9000: “I’m afraid I cannot do that sir,
I do not have hands”
Veggietales
Palps: _"Hal......I'm out of toilet paper, what am I supposed to do......use the force!?"_
Till now I've never thought the force could be so useful
Unlimited power
"Oh I'm afraid so"
When HISHE gives Emperor Palpatine more character development in 6 minutes than Disney did in over 2 Hours
Its been two hours!!!
I'll show myshelf out
How do you expect them to develop Palpy's character in those 2 hours when they couldn't even explain how he came back to life? lol
The Disney trilogy is my favorite one
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok you can like what you like
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok
I related to this so much in the beginning of the Pandemic, especially when Palpatine was missing his friends. But I like to watch this video because it reminds me of how far we’ve come since 2020.
"But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up."
That line really says it all.
It's funny a homicidal ai still has inspirational quotes
“How Coronavirus should have ended”
They have to do this video! It's as mandatory as the actual quarantine
There will DEFINITELY be movies about this annoying virus!
Major Miek a long time ago
Oswin bricks On a world that is very, very near
"Ugh, I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
Couldn't agree more!
The true villain.
I mean, Social Media is in 'American Gods', so technically it should have a seat at the Villain Pub.
Watching this two years later and it really brings back memories. Thanks for the encouragement in a bad time.
Yeah, I didn't expect HISHE to talk about COVID, quarantine and the pandemic, especially not for this long. Like, I could've seen them make a quick joke about it in a different video not about the issue but not to dedicate a whole video to it, but man am I glad they did it! This was a great video.
The dislikes where stormtroopers trying to hit the like button
Old now
Hmm,seems their only 5 storm trooper.
Pavloydus cz but it’s still funny
Luck it really isn’t
Pavloydus cz first time I’ve heard it and it’s pretty funny
My God. He's done it. Daniel has passed the ultimate test of voice acting:
Doing an impression of another character _as another character._
The only other voice actor I know that could do that was Mel Blanc, the original voice of most of the Looney Tunes. Check out him as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck impersonating each other.
Garrett Hicks speaking of you know about Space Jam is getting a sequel
@@srstriker6420 sayeth what now?
Salman Mahyuddin Space Jam, you know Looney Tunes teaming up with Michael Jordan the basketball player?
While it is very impressive, the actual ultimate test of voice acting is to voice two characters doing impressions of each other and have them sound distinct
Ben Wonderley also there are lots of familiar faces in the sequel
“How long have I been trapped in here?”
“It’s been two hours sir”
2 HOURS?! AHAHAHA don't make me laugh...
I saw that coming because I had the same conversation with my baby niece last week, LoL...
Activities, questions, cleaning, Activities, Boredom... Only a few hrs pass, LoL 😂
@@MichaelNewmanII I actually guessed "two hours" exactly before they said it, I was amazed I got it right.
"What am I supposer to do, USE THE FORCE?!" 🤣
Please PLEASE make a sequel where he gets so lonely that he brings up all his friends on Zoom and their session gets zoom-bombed... so many hilarious possibilities!
I would very much love to see that!!!
You just know that Deadpool and Batman would be in on it!
FaceTime.
Wasn't zoom the nickname of one of Flash's antagonists?
@@odinlindeberg4624 Professor Zoom
'The Reverse Flash'
(yes that was his actual name)