Who is the Best Healer in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- JoJo is a series that loves to beat the hell out of its main cast but thankfully there is usually a healer character with a healing based stand to patch them up, so which one is the best? Thanks for watching!
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Speedwagon healed Zeppeli's frostbitten arm using nothing but his ripped, toned, gorgeous, masculine, tender, steamy abs
checkmate xForts
Because who needs stands, spin, or hamon when u can use Speedwagon
speedwagon is a stand though
@@orchidman3421
Speedwagon is Speedwagon
Guys guys. The best healing stand is heaven's door. Think about it, all it has to do is write "I am fully healed" on a person and then boom. He can basically heal any wound and even mental disorders
@@lilsavage9946 r/whoosh
>Not having magical Italian cook as number one.
Damn right, m8. It's bullshit. Pearl Jam FTW. Best Non-Combat Stand in all of Za Warudo.
MrJinglejanglejingle Pearl Jam is not included because it doesn't heal injuries
Pearl Jam only cures illnesses through indigestion
Krim Son Pearl Jam is only shown as curing ailments with Okuyasu. I'm pretty sure if you broke your leg and had Pearl Jam food your leg would be fine after the stand broke it and ejected the shards.
NANIIIII??????
pearl jam cures cancer
Best healer is the Speedwagon Foundation.
Always conviniently there with an ambulance if you need to fake your death or revive your practically dead grandfather.
omerlord0 Or deposit a magical bow and arrow as well as kill a man in someone else's body
Or if you need to kill david bowie.
omerlord0 always there with an ambulance to kill kira
Or kill a murderer
Too bad pucci got rid of it.
kira healed a broken family
And then ambulance kun broke it even worse
Jesus christ ambulance kun is the real killer, putting young girls in Isekai.
Consultative Mind isn’t it truck Kun?
Plz don’t woosh
Hahaha!!!
Even my dad with his stand power: getting milk
You forgot the best healer in all parts: German science. Is the best in the world.
Superior F I can’t disagree with you, that Nazi fricking exploded and with technology in those times created a sick cyborg
Yessss
@@mariobros2169 within like a month too
Mario Bros you left the *M A C H I N E G U N* part out
When the end of jojo i heard that german science guy is dead he was my favorite character :(
Heaven’s Door: *writes* I can regenerate
You can just write: I will heal instantaneously
or write i can't be harmed by any means possible
@@harryhenk7008 Then by that logic what if you write "I am the allmighty god of creation and can do anything"? Would you become a god?
@@ucutiepie6564 Possibly
a
GER: Why heal a wound *when there is no wound*
I ruined the 69 likes kill me later
@@ceoofhamburgermeat6712 so you have chosen death
Yatti yatti yatti yatti yatti!
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I was thinking and i forget if GER is cause and no affect or effect and no cause it thinks its the first one and if it is that just makes it even more op for the reason you said, it would have the punch happen but wouldn’t leave a scratch
Can't use Gold Experience to heal spaghetti, though.
Sambou Jaiteh I'm gonna fix that spahgetti
but he can turn something into wheat and tomaters and MAKE spaghetti on the fly
But if you think about it, Crazy Diamond can't make your arms out of spaghetti
He can turn your spaghetti into a turtle, though.
OH NO!!
Josuke because he fixed the spaghetti
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life KONO SPAGHETTI
This is actually why I think Crazy Diamond is probably the best healer. If we use the spaghetti as an example (probably the best example actually) he uses restoration on it by turning the noodles and sauce back into their original forms, indicating that it can revert chemical changes like what was used to make the sauce (turning it back into tomatoes, herbs and oil) or changing the physical properties of the spaghetti back to into an uncooked form by reverting the process of boiling used to cook it.
James Evans Not to mention that it can even revert energy back to its origin, like during the Superfly fight
I'm gonna FIX that spaghetti!
+James Evans
Indeed, Josuke can actually heal someone who is suffering even severe poisoning (say, from radiation), while Giorno would only be able to heal the damage caused, not the source of the infection/poisoning itself, meaning that if a person had a life-threatening disease, Gold Experience wouldn't be very useful, while Crazy Diamond is just an ora away from getting better.
Also, we never see Josuke actually do this, but Crazy Diamond actually might be able to replace 100% missing limbs and pieces by using other stuff, seeing how he successfully fused Angelo with a rock and somehow made that work and not straight up kill him.
If we extrapolate this ability a little, Josuke might be able to give someone an instantaneous fully functional stone hand (or some other material) that works just like the original except for being made out of a different material or a weird mix of flesh and said material.
"[Foo Fighters] needs water constantly to live."
Yeah, me too :'(
We all do. We're all Foo Fighters
Bruh moment
@@youngjoseph6319 I think you mean
🅱️ruh Moment
Same ;(
Who else cried when you know what happened
Crazy Diamond: Complete heal in as fast as half as second; cannot heal user
Gold Experience: Very long time and work to heal, needs something to replace; can heal user
Both have Pros and cons
@U n d e r P r e s s u r e ge can give life to a dead body
gamHuskyTver extra that was only because Bruno wanted to return
gamHuskyTver extra technically his body was dead, and he was just holding on.
Crazy diamond require to exist, like if okayasu removed something then NO.
But Giorno can create muscles and cells, and required is a vital organ (heart and brain.)
Crazy diamond can actually heal the user, it's just that josuke doesn't want to because he would try and save it for others
In the scene where Red Hot Chili Pepper sucks Okayasu into the power lines below Morioh, Josuke uses his healing in the opposite way he uses it on Kira. Rather than returning Okayasu's hand to his body, he returns his body to his hand, thus sucking him out of the power line. Only Josuke can pull off saves like that
chukita374
Yeah but Giorno had the bullet -> plant -> bullet -> beetle
chukita374 so why didn’t he pull Kira back instead of following his hand? I always wondered that.
Plot.
+Maxus Heracross
CD punched Sheer Heart Attack which got sent back to the hand, which also traveled back to Kira. It's a different case from Josuke just simply holding Okuyasu's arm. I guess it depends on how the power was used.
Maxus Heracross i think its because he didnt touch kira, it also explains how okayasunwas dragged to his hand and not the other way around. it brings whichever thing is restored to the other piece, and so he made the hand go to kira and okayasu to his hand
-hamon
-speedwagons heated up abs that can thaw anything in seconds
-fugo's stapler
-tonio's food
-and German science that's the best in the world, literally can revive a dead man several days after he died
That was German medicine if I am correct
But yes
We don’t know if Stroheim died or not
@@tsaralexis9459 bro his whole body blew up and only left his upper body alive not rlly just his pecs and up we’re still flesh the German science most definitely revived him
@@qazplmwsxoknqazplmwsxokn540 you can’t just bring someone back to life Stroheim was most likely severely damaged from the explosion but then restored his body with machinery
@@tsaralexis9459 not saying he was dead but he would’ve 100% died if it wasn’t for the German technology even if he was unconscious or some thing like that, that science really did give him more time in life then he would’ve had if they didn’t modify him
You forgot about Pearl Jam. It’s one of the best healers because it’s dishes can practically heal any ailments.
NANII??
That and it's actually REALLY good food as well!
HEAL ANY AILMENT. A bullet wound or a King crimson karate chop isn't an ailment. It can support you, not heal you. It also required enough time to make a food, as well as the ingredients
@mrhackersito Welcome to Legend of Zelda, BOTW
It literally cured cancer as well!!
Tonio is also an important healer of Part 4. He’s the only one that can heal Josuke.
True as heck
#ThầnThánh Italian magic spaghetti
My diahrreah tummy is all better
@@Leoraptor21 wait, the italians are the best healers
He also requires amazing ingredients and multiple minutes to hours to make a capable dish, and even then, pearl jam only amplifies the effect of a food, so unless there is a food that regenerates you, then pearl jam is as useless as usual
Josuke: Here, dad, let me restore your hand for you!
Joseph: OH NO!!!
Josuke: What's wrong? And why do I hear such awesome music?
Ayayayayeeeeee
AYAYAYAY
Aztec dubstep intensifies
And then kars comes back and joseph now has (little) become the same being as ultimate kars
OH NO! IT’S KAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!
But that’s just a theory. A game theory!
Part 3's healer was Joseph, Hamon was the healing ability.
Pt1’s healer is baron Zeppeli....and pt 2 wouldn’t have a distinct healer
@@thechurchofshigechivariety9873 german science
Undead Meme what about the speedwagon foundation
Still waiting for speedwagon to be mentioned
@@tldr585 yes
Best healer is Rohan he can just write "I am healed" on you and you're good to go.
It doesn't work that way, it only allows you to gain mental properties, but it can't help you physically.
On the other hand, what if it were to write "my stand can heal very efficiently" on you?
Filip Ferenčak Did it not physically affect Josuke when he wrote “You will fly back 70 mph or kph” during the fight against the motorcycle rider?
I forgot about that. I guess it does work this way then. This is quite retarded from a writer's point of view because it makes the character too powerful.
It makes me question why Rohan didn't just write "I am as powerful as Superman and as deductive as Sherlock Holmes until we catch the serial killer of Morioh" on everybody.
Because he's also a selfish ass.
Rohan is a pompous piece of shit who refuses to use his power outside of certain limitations. Heaven's Door is the second most powerful Stand in the entire series after The World Over heaven (and maybe GER?) but he never uses it as he could because his character, and also because Araki.
Why didn't you put Speedwagon for the best healer in this video
kybaree terry Only Speedweed can heal a frozen arm with his man-tiddies.
Amazing
Speedwagon heals our hearts
speedwagon withdraws coolly
kybaree terry healed my deprression
"It can only fix flesh wounds"
Hot Pants: literally puts Gyro back together after he was torn in half
tis but a scratch
This video is kinda biased, honestly crazy diamond should take it due to how fast he can heal things that are not dead yet.
@@jamilelbattari1399 reconstructing the exploding hayato takes the cake. Most insane healing feat in the series
@@Relisoc yup, people downplay him by saying that he cant revive people, when honestly no stand could
@@jamilelbattari1399 im pretty sure when Jotaro said "no stand can revive other people" he was talking about the ability itself, no stand have an ability to ressurect people from the dead
"Well Jojo is isn't *really* a realistic series"
Why does something tells me he has a stand
Kira Yoshikage I don’t know but i can sense it as well so does that mean i have a stand?
yare yare daze
@DIO OVER HEAVEN What are you doing Here..DIO?
Jotaro Kujo i have no idea
@DIO OVER HEAVEN We Should Both Be Dead, Honestly.
WAIT WHAT ABOUT TONI WITH HIS FOOD HE IS A GREAT HEALER
It takes alot of preparation and also partially relies on the food
yea but its capabilities are magnificent. In his stand-alone episode with Rohan, he managed to heal his girlfriend by restoring part of her missing brain. Crazy Diamond can't do that and I'm not sure how Golden Experience would achieve creating a part of the brain without fucking up the rest of the brain.
Pearl jam's limitations are far greater than CD's. He has to make the food which takes the amount of time to make the dish and it can only really fix body issues that accure naturally/semi naturally. It's not gonna heal bullet wounds or a missing arm
@@JojoTheVulture You're telling me that gf naturally lost a piece of her brain?
@@filipferencak2717 what?
12:01 "thank you all for watching, and I hope you-"
M U S I C
its king crimson ability
Ikr
@@fadhililham7353 senso: i did not even get to use purple rain to set the video to the very end
😂😂😭😭😵😵💀💀⚰️⚰️👻👻
Wonder how you're gonna die this time, you watermelon haired bitch
Best healer ever in jojo is obviously
*Polnareff saying "Here's a band-aid."*
Healed my mentality
Thats how everyone in part 3 can heal so fast
*they used polnareff's bandaid*
Thanmmsk yiouuuu 😌
@@jefftheboxboy did you get an aquarium from jotaro?
@@suvijaksrijaturat1512 its not the band aid that is healing everyone its polnareff's manly cum smeared all over the band aid
Giorno's healing ability seems fucking agonizing though
KinglyRed It's described to be
KinglyRed And it only replaces parts. that means excess parts from the original have to be removed. Shot in the heart? Rip out the old one so you can put a new one in! Not super continent compared to poke and heal Crazy diamond.
at what point was it definitely stated that the excess needed to be removed?
ᅚ I mean if he makes a heart you can't have the old one in there. Unless he can make just shove anything in their and fill the hole. It also depends greatly on the intelligence of the stand user. God forbid you give that agility to Okuyashu.
What's stopping him from just replacing the damaged cardiac muscles?
Giorno himself has been shown to know a lot about anatomy in general, so I don't see why he can't do what I've just said.
I'd like to see Golden Experience heal something like what the rats did to Jotaro. This is what pulls Crazy Diamond ahead for me.
@Luna uhh how's that connected to his question?
Fricken Duq make a new jotaro
id like to see crazy diamond heal himself under attack of a stand like baby face
@samuel medina id like to see crazy diamond healing something while it looks like his having sex checkmate
What about the infection from Purple Haze? He created a cure by punching a brick.
11:08 - 11:26
OR it could be that most people picked Crazy Diamond because he managed to assemble an entire person who had their ENTIRE BODY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES so quickly their soul didn't even manage to leave their body.
That bit did aggravate me a bit.
It's also possible that Xforts picked Gold Experience because he prays at the altar of Part 5 every day and worships GioGio as god.
@@stevethebarbarian9876 to be fair crazy diamond is worthless vs "the hand", "cream", and disease (purple haze).
@@Shawnvont he could return the virus back to the capsules and reseal them
I honestly don't know.
@@Shawnvont *to be fair crazy diamond is worthless vs "the hand", "cream", and disease (purple haze).*
The Hand stiches the erased space with the surrounding space. It's highly likely that, if Okuyasu swiped somebody's torso apart, it would come together and thus make Gold Experience useless at healing them.
Secondly, Crazy Diamond easily beats Purple Haze by reversing it's effects on the body. If he can fix Jotaro and those civilians after what the rats did to them and Hayato after exploading, I'm pretty sure he can fix the virus by seperating it from the body and restoring the body to it's original state.
Not working against Cream isn't that big of a deal. It's one stand ffs. Who cares?
Josuke is, because he actually did his job and his teammates didn't die
LMAO
What about shigetchi
@@nonstickpansexual josuke didnt know where is he
@Josuke Higashikata What about your grandpa and that ugly furry thing that died on your head
@@matarthegreat803 bruh that's messed up
How dare you say that about his hair.
"It can not heal people who have passed on because apparently only Star Platinum can do that."
sad gold experience noise
Also josuke, he saved okuyasu right?
Epikdiamond Time yeah that’s what I said, giorno literally brought Bruno’s soul from the gates of heaven back to his body
Giorno can do what he did with Bruno or just CREATE A REPLICA OF THE PERSON USING WHATEVER IS LEFT and Araki can find a way to make the person keep their memories.
Giorno: Did you know, that before I got GER, I made Bruno's soul come back to hes body?
Jotaro, remembering what happened to Joseph: So it is the same stand as Star Platinum... *proceeds to copy Giorno's ability*
@@Rehaaaaaaan Yeah but that's kinda exactly what happened with Bucciarati. Yeah GE gave his body life force which is said to be the reason how Bucciarati came back but they don't have anything else to compare it to. Crazy Diamond doesn't give life energy, but it clearly demonstrates that healing the body is enough so long as the soul can go back through will. Hell, if anything, Bucciarati wasn't even alive afterwards, he was controlling a corpse cause fate sentenced him to die no matter what he did. So, really CD came closer to ACTUALLY reviving someone than GE did. Thanks Rolling Stones.
Joseph probably healed the crusaders with hamon
Yes. Or...
Think about it. There are many stands that can heal... And guess what, they're the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
@@thememeyestcat7294 technically speaking star platinum was the only stand that brought back a soul from the death. he literally brought a guy back to life
wait I meant revived... oh well
@@NuggetOG medically seen no. Joseph was medically not dead if he only had no pulse. Otherwise he couldn't have been revived. Joseph's soul leaving is either a plothole or it was Jotaros Imagination.
@The Professor vanilla ice was made a vampire, which have healing abilities. Would also be weird if vampires could heal humans since hamon can heal humans and it is the opposite of the vampires destructive energy, as stated in part 1.
@@NuggetOG yeah, but that wasn't by actual healing methods. All sp did was restart Joseph's heart
Ima point out that crazy Diamonds healing can take someone literally blown all to hell by Killer queen and put them Back together in seconds, Heals not just people but things as well, and more over is painless.
GE is the more powerful stand sure. But if I had to chose whom to put my broken ass together again I’d pick joskue 10/10 times
What about GER?
@@gdtoob We don't even know if GER's healing abilty is enhanced or not.
Thats not how he is judging things here. Lets say the group gets into a massive fight where the numbers are even. Josuke gets killer queened in the leg or something and becomes immobile. Now the healer is out, he cant heal himself, so the main puncher is out of the game. And when his range is also to short, he isn't as effective as GE in a fight. If GioGio is taken down in a fight, he can heal himself back up, and keep going, but Josuke is down for the count. (granted, I would give Josuke a higher durability rating than GioGio, but when was y=1.5x overtake y=1x + 5? It will eventually have more use.)
I'm Sorry for Being Kind that makes absolutely no sense, thats like saying Reverb or Tusks acts cant be compared to other stands because they haven’t evolved, or that you cant compare Killer Queen with all three bombs to The World because KQ was impaled twice.
GER is pretty much the best healing stand, because it can reset any action to 0 including dying or getting injured. A more valid reason to not compare them is that GER is broken and clearly would take the cake.
@@ryanrzjr we're talking about healing, not healing in different situations.
It amazing that Jojo have main character with healing ability where other anime likely make healer as side or female character
Cause what's the point it's the main character he or she has plot armour but in jojo I guess it's used efficiently
Not as much as you'd expect. Having a buff awesome dude as your healer goes back to Dungeons and Dragons, which was hugely influential on early otaku culture. Stereotypical Cleric in the seventies/eighties was a dude. You see the impact of that in every major JRPG franchise (Final Fantasy White Mage, Dragon Quest Priests, Fire Emblem Priests).
The best and most famous healer in Japanese media, Black Jack, is also a badass dude.
Japanese stuff with a female healer tends to be stuff where almost all characters are already female.
The only series that stand out to me as an exception are Pokemon with the running Nurse Joy gag and the Rance series which has lots of dudes but the healers are almost all dudettes.
@@awkwardcultism Naruto is another anime with almost all healers as women, although we also see many background characters be Male healers, plus Kabuto as a villain medic for a time.
@@awkwardcultism lol I just imagined some buff-ass nurse dude running to go help somebody.
Redo of healer: hold my revenge
best healer is probably DIO
Moist Vapour spiritual healing
he only needs vampire blood to heal LMAO.
Kars is best healer.
Actually yeah, Cars is a groundbreaking healer (shame we never got to see those cute squirrels healing people :D).
Butts420420420420420 Except Not Weed regular Kars yes, Ultimate Kars can turn any part of his body into and part of a creature that has existed on earth, so he could make his hand into a foot, then merge the foot with possibly his blood, or vampire blood since he would have easy access to stone masks, and then with his regeneration that is probably faster then purple hazes virus he could regenerate his hand.
Crazy Diamond's Healing > Gold Experience's Healing
Fight me xForts.
Technically CD´s target healing is superior to that of GE´s.
Blue Ghost Its not even debatable, its a fact, like, remember whan hayato got fucked by kira and josuke just healed him before he disappeared? I highly doubt GE can do that, GE healing is too slow and time consuming
"Oh you got a hole in you chest, lemme find a pebble or rock so i can fit it in there an heal you"
While josuke is just like
"DORA!!! Healed"
He brought this up in the Josuke vs Giorno thing, I don't know what he's smoking to believe this.
Gold Experience heals part by part, Josuke just heals you instantly.
Xforts is just stating that diversity wise GE is best healer, but for niches the other healing stands can just as well be superior in many ways.
Yes CD's healing on it self is better then GE, however GE's healing is not as limiting as CD. The two are great stands with very good healing capabilities, but each one has its own drawbacks.
Crazy Diamond: Touches you once, you instantly heal every single broken part of your body, including missing flesh, body parts, bones etc. painlessly.
Gold Experience: Creates replicas of missing body parts only, and must use an object of equal size to that part, and also puts the recipient of the new part in excruciating pain. Also it takes a long time to work.
xForts: "Yeah so GE has the least limitations, but maybe there's just a lot of anime-only people who don't know what they're talking about lol."
To this day, I get frustrated about this video whenever I think about Crazy Diamond's ability. I guess that makes *me* the petty one.
Bruh, CD's main ability is to restore, GE's main ability is to create life. Cd can restore something in an instant while ge can patch someone up but it still needs to heal. How is giorno a better healer than josuke?
Josuke even made tomato sauce back into its original tomato state
Us crazy diamond fans know what's Poppin
Gold experience is better cause I don’t remember crazy diamond being able to make puppies out of a pizza you know you guys are just thinking to laterally but when mista gets home after a long day of filling his body full bullet holes he needs some mental healing in the form of pizza puppies and crazy diamond just can’t do that
Tbh I think Giorno is a good healer.
I mean did you look at how he “Healed” Mista?
can it heal spaghetti tho?
Mista was getting org.y tho
@@alkaupadhyay7650 u have a point.
Then why did Narancia, Bruno and Abbacchio die lmao
@@yeaimcone3162 because plot
>FF one of the best girls of part 6
My man xForts has got good taste
captens He's the purest
captens good taste, my child
When your waifu is evolved plankton but you don't care
Melzuxia lemme get the sauce on your pfp
where do i find your photo?
The best healer is Za Worldo because time heals any wound
GoldenShadow84 Wouldn't it be the worst cuz it stops time?
Tywilly99 so the best would be pucci with made in heaven
...But... If time isn't moving, then time can't heal the wound... Soooo... No?
Marc Papillon yes
Pucci speeds up time not DIO, so Pucci is best healer in that case.
Couldn't Giorno give life to a rock and make it stronger than the original hand? So if you really wanted to you could slowly replace your body with a better body
did u just predict part 8
He could also literally remale his own body with Gold Experience Requiem to have an indestructible, damage reflecting body; but Araki forgot :)
Kakyoin logic be like
Loses 54 tons of blood: Is fine
Gets donutted: Dies immediately
I mean you can't just heal a gaping hole on your chest and somewhat on your stomach
probably got healed by hamon
Kakyoin also broke most of his bones when he impacted with the water tower
@@planktonwithwater2886 most of his bone shatterend just bc he was sent flying at high speed
Also having your spine shattered is definately a fatal blow
To me Crazy Diamond is the better healier for more than just the fact that it was the first.
The real reason I think it's the best is because of how immediate, seamless, and accurate it is. Yeah GE can heal the user and that's a big deal but compared to CD it's way sloppier.
I'm thinking of Hayato here. No other stand, not Cream Starter, Gold Experience, or any could have healed that boy literally a second after Killer Queen blew him up into pieces.
Yes CD can't heal the user, but that reflects how selfless Joske really is and how he embodies the Paladin more than the Cleric, a front line fighter who can protect and heal others while he himself is just...kinda tough as shit.
That and if CD could heal Joske let's be honest he'd be OP as fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
SquirrelSword ... But the cleric is the best in the squad who can smite like a boss and can harness the bitch-slap of god!
And Joske would be imortal if he could heal himself too because he restorse the body to a previuos state rather than heal it
Would Gold Experience Requiem be able to reset time back to zero, and return that little bastard to the plane of the living?
You just made me realize that giorno could bring people back to life and erase their memories so they could join the gang again without even know that they died
@@FulgurHalcyon you know the good name of sword and shelod don't you, that's gone so far it reached Pokemon
I object: we all know that the best healer in JoJo is Tonio with Pearl Jam. Not only heals your wounds, but it is fucking delicious.
Zam the one wish I would desire is video game like food
I finna 「FIX THAT SPAGHETTI」
Theouris 😤
I like how Araki went from
*"I want a protagonist whose manifested spirit can punch things!"*
to
*"I want the protagonist's punchghost to unpunch things!"*
in the span of two parts.
He still punches things tho
Honestly I think the best healer is Josuke. Plus he's best boi
Ur best boi husbando trashu
@@TheOneAvocado ur trashu boi
Speedwagon*s abs
Doppio & Pet Shoppe best bois
@@utterclown1580 *laughs in narancia
"Your characters can't exactly heal overnight"
Tom and Jerry: AM I a joke to you?
you made one big mistake . Parts of things cant be “gone“ (except Hand and Creams ability) ,if you burn a hand its ash or even less , still crazy diamond could bring THAT hand back. He can return chemical reactions back to their original form dont forget that . as long as you have something you cannot turn it into nothing
For example, cooking something is a chemical reaction. He restored spaghet and other food items
Yeah but what if the part is gone? Like Za Hando power or Vanilla Ice
@@JacklyCraft nothing can bring it back unless you rewind time
@@drothicyaaresh6915 the whole anime Giorno makes new body parts with GE and them you want to say that if an part is deleted by The Hand GE can't make another??
Yeah I mean Okuyasu’s whole body except his hand turned into electricity and Josuke was still able to bring him back.
Didn't Dio heal Pucci's' leg by using his vampire power .
*hes a fricking bad guy*
Dio was the part 3 healer
Didn't dio heal vanilla ice's head
@Josuke Higashikata Diego is a good guy ?
@@abhrajitdhar4628 Very far from a good guy, he just so happens to have a common enemy with the good guys
Reasons why i think Crazy Diamond is a better healer than the rest:
-If any of your organs gets severely injured you can just heal it with a punch, no matter the complicity of the injury. In golden's experience case: It can make a new organ of course but the problem would be removing the old organ and putting the new created one inside the person.
-Maybe it can even revert tumors into normal cells and cure any cancer
-To come to a situation where one of your body parts gets literally erased out of existence you would have to encounter a stand like za hando, killer queen or cream, its harder than you think to completely destroy matter, therefore this situation is very rare because many stands cannot do this proving crazy diamond to still win in this aspect most of the time.
-All that this stand needs to be able to heal is the smallest body part (SPOILER: like when hayato's body is almost entirely destroyed) and it will heal/fix it entirely very fast.
Count Cobalt what about both working together
The hayato exploding thing is shown in the beginning of the video. 1:02
Crazy diamond is really good because you literally CAN’T destroy matter. It’s a basic law of physics. If somebody’s hand/leg was chopped off and burned into nothing but ash, CD could still fix it.
@Count Cobalt GE can, as long as it can turn an object covered by a disease into an animal that is capable of carrying it without issue, that animal's blood can be used as an antidote for said disease, Giorno himself uses this technique after infecting himself with Purple Haze's virus during the Man in the Mirror fight.
1 crazy diamond can't heal disease's 2 if say an organ was damaged he wouldn't need to remove it like he didd with the bullets that went through mista's head he can just say if you had blunt force trauma rupture a kidney he can grab any object and for it into someone's body and then use his ability to repair kidney since his ability works by creating new flesh and accelerating the healing process
IT WAS VAMPIRE BLOOD THAT HEALED JOSEPH
NOT STANDO POWA
It was also star platnuim
It was stando power
Shouldn’t Joseph be a vampire? Like vanilla ice?
@@uuuuuuuuu5292 he was surrounded in hammon powered hermit purple. And sp did not revive him. It just made his bood pump.
NO it was speedwagon tech plus star plat hand
Hamon energy is also a good healing abbillity, not only it fixes your fatal wounds, but it also powers you up. But, yeah, it is not as good as stand power.
EE ROCKK
And lets don't forget that also extends the user's lifespam.
and while we're at it, when the fuck is German Science? it's literally _the best in the world!_
RIP my Nigga Stronheim.
It can even let you lift a rock!
If Xforts was talking about all types of healing instead of just stands then Broheim would have been brought up
11:18
I love being in the future
Same
My mother when I have good grades in everything except one subject
3:16
Not funny did not laugh
Not funny did not laugh
Funny did laugh
i don't get it
Shadowalker YT it's xForts saying 'let's focus on the things that this stand can't do, instead of what it can do.'
Gold Experience is far too slow and most of the times painful, its thanks to gold experience we had a zombie bucciarati instead of the real him
Johnny GoodMeme buccelati got fucked, there was nothing gionor could have done
Its thanks to GE that Bruno even got to stick around. I think you're forgetting that he was literally dead.
@@vibratingwithmotion2177 it wasn't GE, it was rolling stones - read part 5 prologue
@@vertigofy6699 Thought Rolling Stones just confirmed the deaths. How did it bring Bucaletti back to life?
@@vibratingwithmotion2177 by destroying the prediction, as bucciarati did, you make it so it doesn't happen. Bruno was supposed to die when boss impaled him
The whole can Josuke bring back josephs arm would make such a good part. Like think about it, Joseph gets really sick or something, his death seems inevitable but there is a hope, Josuke. He goes to heal his father and in doing so he accidentally bring back kars, maybe invisible girl from part 4 can be our jojo for this part, and a new gang +josuke (because he's a cool dude that needs more time in the series) chase kars around the world as he leaves a trail of devastation in his wake.
It would also make part 2 seem so much more relevant too
@Lucky at least we have jojolion
the arm is not considered 'alive' it is no longer a part of josephs body it cant come back to him
Karin C actually the hand falls off of Kars when he gets hit by the rocks so it wouldn’t be able to come back
The invisible baby is named Shizuka Joestar so her name cant be shortened to jojo
Btw could Golden Experience Requiem just revert/nullify all damage taken? I've always been a bit confused of what the hell its ability actually is other than almost the same as Crazy Diamond but on a massive scale, effecting everything around it and not just one simple target
It reverts all actions that damage its user, essentially making it like those actions never happened in the first place. It’s basically immune to damage
Outside of attacks from enemies like The Hand and Cream I don't see a situation where a body part ceases to exist entirely. destroyed to the molecular level perhaps, but Josuke can mess with things chemically so that shouldn't be a problem.
Captain FABULOUS Josuke is still brown bread because. he can't heal himself remember?
Van Dagylon
So what? He's still top healer even if he cant heal himself
I'm pretty sure you can't erase anything from existence via chemical processes or anything, and that means Josuke can still restore the object. It perhaps may take longer but it'll happen even you divide it to it's atoms.
Then why didn't he fix Rohan's house? because of pride or some shit like that? lol
Pabloinz Rohan didn't even want Josuke to fix his finger after he stabbed himself. It's more Rohan's pride and overall distaste of Josuke why his house didn't get instantly fixed.
Yowiel Ummmmmm, the hand?
KooksLordOfTheRoastTards That is a stand power, I was talking about physical and chemical processes.
Yowiel Oh
Additional notes about the limitations of Gold Experience:
Giorno needs his hands to use the stand's ability, so him losing his hands would make him useless as a healer, whereas Josuke for example would still function in that role.
Also, Giorno is dependent on outside materials for his healing. Non-living materials at that. In a completely sandy desert, for example, he'd be all out of options.
And whereas Crazy D can still heal someone in their dying moment, basically countering instantly lethal damage (seen with Hayato getting blown up), while Gold Experience would not be fast enough to do the same.
We ALSO have not (as far as I can remember) seen GE replace large pieces, but only small ones, when as mentioned above, Crazy D has fixed an entire body being blown to bits. This one's more just speculation on the limitations though.
In fact, Josuke needs his hands also, because you need to punch something to use crazy D. Also Giorno could transform the sand so he only wouldn't be able to use his ability in void or something. Crazy Diamond is only better in situations when you need to heal someone very quickly, for example when someone blown up.
Kasia Ja He doesn't need to punch something.Only needs to touch
Right, I forgot Josuke needs his hands too. Pretty sure he doesn't need to punch specifically, as it's been done with just light taps with the fingers (and by... uh... pulling the fist OUT of someone's gut), but right you are.
As for the sand thing: I don't think Giorno's been seen fixing anyone up replacing a missing part with anything but ONE single object, matching the size of the missing part. And if that's the case, the sand wouldn't work. But I could be missing something. If you happen to remember a time he did so, please let me know. I'd like to correct my faulty memory. If he can indeed heal people with just masses of smaller objects, being in the desert would actually make his healing even more powerful. But probably also more painful.
I haven't thought about this sand thing. Now I really wonder if it could work. Maybe he could change piece of sand into really small part of the body but healing in this way is probably very hard.
IceAokiji303 He healed the debris that was in his wounds during the Kira fight and he didn't need to touch it
"What's a healer if they can't heal themselves"
_Every Doctor/Nurse with physical damage:🤔_
Jotaro managed to revive Joseph long after his spirit passed on, Jotaro is best healer
Drallocc123 no, he gave Joseph dios blood
Cuz dio sucked his blood
Luma1337 actually it wasn't dios blood he basically put Joseph's blood back into his own body and because Joseph was a hamon user, meaning his blood which is basically a vampire killer wasn't instantly converted to vampire blood
Giorno managed to bring Bruno’s soul back to life after his body already died. Giorno is best healer
Best revivers
I'd still say Crazy Diamond is better just because its healing is instant and its so-called limitations are mostly a moot point. How many enemies are there that actually delete parts of your being? Like, it's pretty much just Cream and The Hand, one of whom has been long defeated by the time Crazy Diamond exists and the other is, after a scuffle, on Crazy Diamond's team. In 99.9% of situations, if Josuke reaches someone before they die, they're going to be totally fine.
Sure, Gold Experience can theoretically reconstruct a dead person but there's a difference between creating life and creating a sapient intelligence. Without the person's soul I'd wager that a replica of a dead person would either be a mindless husk or just... someone else.
So both of them have that limitation in that they can't raise the dead, except Gold Experience is nowhere near instant. The only advantage Gold Experience has is that it can heal its user, which is nice, but I think the main point of a healer is to heal _others_, not themselves. Otherwise DIO would be the best healer since he heals himself automatically simply by virtue of existing and can give that ability, and more, to any followers he so chooses. :P
xForts: Thank you all for watching and I hop-
Outro: NO
King crimson skipped it
Crazy Diamond: heals someone who was turned to dust
Golden Experience: meat cube puzzle peaces
GOLDEN EXPERIENCE IS BEST HEALING STAND!
I mean if they turned to dust and died josuke couldnt heal them
Nazi Zombi but they turned to dust not died everyone knows josuke cant bring people back to life
@The Professor I mean without requiem, GE even in the manga it's not as good as crazy diamond when it comes to healing, Giorno even says it's not super good at healing because it's not even really healing, it's just replacing the parts, and that's a very limited ability
@The Professor RTZ doesn't work on other people
@@nazizombi2835 hayato was turned to dust by killer queen wym
Joshu is the best healer
Let’s say every bone in your body is broken and Joshu comes close to you
Every bone in your body is restored so that you can run from him
an issue with gold experience is its speed, unlike crazy diamond, who is more suited for battles. for instance, gold experience would've never been able to restore hayato.
Requiem????
@@t.g5752 Requiem is just superior in general.
He couldn't restore hayato, but I would say thats cherry picking because the 2 stands are exact opposites. CD-KQ are polar opposites, the same how Babyface and GE are polar opposites. Hayato was a special case is all im saying. Also in that babyface fight, we saw Giorno reach speed that is way faster than, lets say, healing Mista after the white album fight.
*H A Y A T O*
Pixel yes yes, but giorno literally brought Bruno back to life
Gold Experience could technically bring someone back to life, by just replacing all the damaged parts. The only way it couldn't bring people back to life is if the brain was destroyed or the brain was the cause of death because the person would have different personality/ memories so they wouldn't really be the same person.
* laughs in return to zero *
4:30 nope, if you watched the scene Joseph’s hand detached from Kars’ neck, AND the hand isn’t an actual part of Kars
Why didnt cars absord the rock
@@noisyboy12 because he IS the rock, in that scene, he freezes and becomes an ice rock
@Aaron Thomas can't he just fire like till he reaches earth, like esidisi fire ability? I dont remember
@@3to4characters flying in space? With wings? That need air to work?
I said fire not flying my guy
Nobody fucks with the White Mage
*dies
Why would I choose Crazy Diamond over Gold Experience? Considering the battles and severity of the injuries in JJBA, timing is everything. Gold Experience is a bit too slow.
but in general ge is better in nearly everyway. It can do most anything crazy diamond can do while healing the user, cure diseases as seen when giorno cured himself of purple haze's virus, create protective lifeforms and more. It hurts more but thats about it. GE isn't eve that slow. Goirno healed himself against baby face in just a few seconds. Its still insanley quick given the results
Gavin Mccormick he can't cure diseases.only stand that can do this is Pearl Jam
can he make the antibodies for other people? i thought the only reason he lived through that was because he made that snake or whatever that made the antibodies necessary for him to combat the virus im not sure how that works for different people but i do know Giorno is legit the only person who is immune to the virus at this point i havent read part 5 in a long time tho so im not gonna say your wrong or anything tho
In the video it mentioned that when Giorno restores others, the process is slow and is painful to the recipient of the healing. The question is whether you want a slow process where you need pieces or a quick restoration if something is left.
yeah i know how Giorno heals others i was more kinda questioning the whole purple haze virus like since Giorno made the snake with the antibodies necessary to counter the virus for himself can he do that to other people as well? if so he could theoretically cure some diseases and more importantly makes his Passione members completely immune to Fugo's Stand the only problem with it is its still slow and incredibly painful where as Crazy Diamond can simply "revert" or heal them back to its normal state with no problems whatsoever
Josuke healing is quick and painless.
GE is slow and agonizing.
Giving life to something doesnt give points to healing unless it was dead (not inanimate)
Logic agrees but feats don't. You have to have not seen part 5 to claim GioGio can't heal. Also thats never how GioGio was explained. He takes inanimate objects and turns them into living things with life energy. Part 4 and 5 both disagree MAJORLY on how life works, part 4 taking a realistic stance while part 5 takes a religous, soul energy type stance. like part 3 and 6 disagree on how stands work. (SP reaches into joseph chest and restarts his heart, but diver down is a big deal because he can go through people?)
@@ryanrzjr You're such a Giorno asseater, it honestly hurts me. I've seen you on so many comments mindlessly protecting Giorno against actual logic.
@@josefu2290 You didn't offer any actual points, and honestly, giorno's not my favorite jojo anyways? I have a genuine opinion on this, and I acknowledge I may be wrong, but I haven't seen something I didnt have a solid counter for. I could easily say the same for you as you offer no actual point, you just say that im against actual logic, which isn't true, and even the people I was arguing against didnt say that. Try actually adding to the conversation instead of trying to dismiss it because you got your feelings hurt by differing opinions on a fucking anime.
@@ryanrzjr Josuke: touches you once, instantly heals you
Giorno: slowly and agonizingly heals you.
How is Giorno better?
Fidgerald Fisherman I made a comment but I must not have sent, I changed my opinion, but for someone who said they went through the comments they really didn’t see my argument. My misconception was giorno vs josuke, who’s healing ability was more useful in 1v1, not as a group healer. However, the comment about giorno’s healing being slow and agonizing is incorrect, as the baby face fight serves as the antithesis of that idea where he heals himself rapidly and shows very litte discomfort while doing it. Not much evidence supports the idea it’s slow and painful, many cite the mista incident after white album, but that doesn’t prove either of these things.
*Eri’s Quirk: Reverses The Thing Its Touching*
*Crazy Diamonds Power: *Reverses The Thing its touching*
*So Its The Same Type as an ability as Crazy Diamond*
Don't forget that Gold Experience requires users hands to be undamaged.
DreamerK same for diamond tho right?
Vahlon- 9 arts dragon I don't know D:
Probably? Is Diamond required to punch something to restore it?
Vahlon- 9 arts dragon he restored hayato when killer queen made him go boom boom
Joster Chief
>go boom boom
Love you man
Vahlon- 9 arts dragon
Gold exp has to punch things, crazy diamond not. he just... kinda does it. Magic
For the next episode of stand off, can we get Hierophant Green vs Stone Free?
Dave The Wizard
Mother vs. daughter? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DID YOU LAY THIS EGG KAKYOIN?!
Malak Adil
more like Grandpa vs Granddaughter.
Dave The Wizard JOUTA??????????
I *demand* Charmy Green vs Stone Free
Where the fuck is Pearl Jam?
Griffin1171
Considering the fact that Pearl Jam's power requires you to go through a painful/gruesome process, I think it's safe to exempt him from the list.
Scorpio The Scorpion Well the person looks to be in pain, but it is not like Giorno's Golden Experience because the person Pearl Jam is used on feels fine and like nothing happened after, in fact the victim of Pearl Jam feels better than they did before.
Scorpio The Scorpion Well, Same is with Golden Experience, but Pearl Jam wasn't added because it doesn't heal injuries
P. Jam can only heal Illnesses, Viruses and Discomfort
I wonder if Pearl Jam can actually heal Cancer
one healer per part. josuke got the spot
@Krim Son , It healed a girl in a wheelchair once... whatever she had before sounded terminal... so it might be able to heal cancer...who knows?
It can if it has the right ingredients. Tonio healed his girlfriend's cancer in one of the Rohan spin-offs.
We're forgetting about Fugo's stapler. Nobody can deny that it's the best healing stand.
GUYS! I just found out something really important! I think XForts is Diav--
*lιтerally now нaѕ ĸιller qυeen ιn мy eye*
Diavol--
*pierces his chest with one arm and turns it into a delicious donut*
--And that's why Gyro was actually the one who crusified Jesus
THINK ON THIS:
The band 'Foo Fighters' arguably most well known song is called 'The Pretender' and the character Foo Fighters is plankton "pretending" to be a girl...ARAKI ladies and gentlemen.
Kinda like Narancia.
I honestly thought Narancia was a she. He is literally "dude looks like a lady"
Zerachiel
A song by 「Aerosmith」
Wasn't the song made after F.F was introduced?
the song came out after the character tho
PUMPLE So you’re saying “The Pretender” is a Jojo reference?
Nah we reckon crazy diamond is the best healer cause it's the quickest so ridiculously fast it can heal someone faster than an explosive can blow them up, gold experience can't do that it can just replace body parts and stuff crazy diamond can outright rebuild you from practically scratch so long as your still alive
I would always pick Crazy Diamond to heal me because it literally just touches you and you are fine again.
Gold Experience has to use something to replace your broken parts and it hurts and takes time to do so. Overall definitely the more powerful stand but definitely not the best healer.
Like damn, the only negative effect is that Josuke can't heal himself but for others it is the better healer stand always.
But for example if some ability like the hand erases that part CD can't heal it so GE is the best healer as it can replace it
@@AliHaider-on7cl true but what are the odds of that? You’re more likely to get injured by a non stand user then coming across and ability like the hand or kream
Why is this even a debate? It's Josuke.
Giorno can't heal someone who got battered up, he has to go piece by piece.
Nah. Tonio.
@beef crumbs ovah heaven is in a game?
Remember when he brought someone back to life once by sheer luck?
Spoodwagon
And Josuke can heal things too
Hayato literali exploted into pices and crazy dimond healed him so fast he didn't die
Juan Vega no it just looks like that in the anime, josuke kinda just pieced him back together
@@andyfamboi_6248 yeah the blow not that big but it better that GE because it fast enough before hayato turn it dust
Demangjan Demangjan what about GER, it’s power of 0 is a little similar to crazy diamonds restoration ability
@@andyfamboi_6248 possibly but their no evidence of GER use for heal correct me if I wrong
Demangjan Demangjan well u can just turn a wound to 0 and it would “restore” itself like with crazy diamond
The sheer fact of Josuke’s restoration alone even without healing, makes it one of my favorite stands, and the one id want.
Crazy diamond is limitless but there are some downsides
Gold experience is also somewhat limitless
Hot pants has limits
I don't know about foo fighters
From all of them crazy diamond is the best to fix anything and everything but the fact that it brings back the body part is somewhat of a downside and gold experience can just create a new body part
Part 4 : I can explain !
Part 6 : You guys get healed by touch ? We need to receive plankton to heal !
Part 5 : You use plankton ? We lose about 43 objects when we wants to heal !
Part 3 : You guys have healers ?
Gyro, cause he's a fucking doctor
One Name: pearl jam
Ivan Velešnjak you mean pole jam
@@pancakes7110 how dare you
@@pancakes7110 how dare you
@@pancakes7110 how dare you
@@pancakes7110 how dare you
4:30-4:38 Part 9 plot confirmed
i think both crazy diamond and gold experience are the best, each with their own checks and balances with each other. I'd say they both tie for best healer.
Best healer: Star Platinum
Can safes his gramp from a crazy bloody vampire
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THIS? He just lost a good amount of blood which was put back into him which has been done before and Star Platinum just worked as 1 of those heart pump things (forgot the name of it) but more accurately.
caler fam I think it’s one of those things that is called, a joke
caler fam it’s a joke my guy
@@justinecaler889 Congrats for not getting the joke.... And now let me do the honors
*R/WOOOOOSSHHHHH*
Jotaro sees Crazy Diamond: So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Can heal everybody
do "Who is the best black person in JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure?"
Melvin Fuchs smokey
Pocoloco
Only smokey?
Weather report
Pucci
xForts:Alright starting of with the only Stand that can heal in Jojo part 4 *Crazy Diamond*
Me:Bruh theres a stand called *Pearl Jam* which focuses on *Healing*
Thats not healing
It only heals something so simple like a stiff neck
Josuke: **heals joseph’s hand**
Joseph: OH NOOOOOOO
To be continued ➡️
⬅️*
*Avalon starts*
@@goldenhydreigon4727 you mean awaken
@@3to4characters Avalon is Kars' theme
@@5aar422 I see
best healer is Jotaro
J The Afro in what regard?
Johannes Jostheïm revives the dead
J The Afro He couldn't bring himself back to life in part 6 :^)
J The Afro The man can revive whoever he wants with plot, like how he revived Joseph from the death but left Josuke's grandad dead because he felt like it.
Joseph died because of blood loss while josuke's grandpa died because of having his brain fucking destroyed
I just always assumed that the wounds were healed of screen by Joseph with hamon
Commenters bring up a good point. Where were Dio and Antonio?
BTW, Crazy Diamond seems like the most USEFUL healer, can be used on more than living matter and all that. Also it can still punch things pretty good. Also, ya'know... Being able to restore two things into the same place is pretty cool as well as terrifying.
"Can't restore if a part is missing"
Considering that Josuke combined a man with a rock, making a living rock, I don't think it matters. He could just "restore" the wound by replacing a part with something else. I would say his power is actually recombination instead of restoration.
yeah its probably cell rearrangement
One argument: if something is destroyed completely and in a very violent way, like through exploding because of Kira, Gold Experience won't be able to restore it. But there is small room when Crazy Diamond can restore it.
Crazy diamond is better but Golden Experience can recreate them. And don’t mention souls because he creates animals. Well he can only recreate the mind of them if he knows them well and everyone has atleast a single secret so he won’t completely recreate the mind though.
Im just about to watch the vid and im guessing Crazy Diamond but Xfort will pick Giornio since he love him too much
I was right Xforts is so horny for Giornio
carlbig1 he chose gio gio because he can heal his own wounds.
But very slow healing in the middle of combat. Josuke can just instantly heal his m8's while fighting but gio needs time and concentration. RIP Narancia and Bruno
carlbig1 What will josuke do if he has to fight alone? He can't heal his own wounds.
Just don't get hurt and he will be fine :D That or hope that his best friend suddenly resurrects to save his sorry ass
During Joseph’s fight with Kars his arm fell off when the rocks hit Kars causing it to fall so unfortunately Kars wouldn’t have been able to come back from that
But I bet pieces of volcanic rock could have gotten stuck on his body. Josuke can just heal the volcano
So what if a stand could remove wounds and store them for later use?
Here are a few ways that a stand could do it:
1) turning wounds into 2D images- the stand would resemble a scrapbook and the user would peel the wounds off of their patient's body and then stick them inside the book or onto surfaces, they would transfer onto anyone who touches them on the spot where they came into contact with the 2D wound
2) turning wounds into bullets- the stand would resemble a belt-fed machine gun and would remove wounds by "unshooting" the patient. The wounds would be stored as bullets in the belt and could be reused by being fired. The bullets would not directly damage the target but would instead apply their stored wound at their site of impact.
3) turning wounds into light- the stand would be a generic punchy ghost which would have the ability to turn wounds into rays of light and project them away or onto other living things. The user could intentionally injure themself and use their stand to project the injuries onto an enemy. This one would have no means of storing wounds.