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  • @sly1876
    @sly1876 2 роки тому +72

    I’m Polish and this is sooooo f…ing brilliant🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Pol-
      @-Pol- 2 роки тому +7

      @Sylwester Kawnik - Don't mind @Jambo M, he's just an ignorant twat.
      I live in West London and I'd much rather have you as my neighbour than his kind.

    • @bigbird6039
      @bigbird6039 2 роки тому +2

      @Jambo M A racist using a Swahili name. Your a complete tube aren’t you?

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 2 роки тому

      @Jambo M Oooh, you're hard aren't you?

  • @goalslifeandme
    @goalslifeandme 2 роки тому +24

    I cannot believe I have been in UK for almost two decades and my hubby only just shown me this.... hilarious!

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 3 роки тому +62

    Wonderful characters. Enfield and Whitehouse have been two of England's most uniquely creative and inventive comedians.

  • @noelmajers6369
    @noelmajers6369 6 років тому +68

    This is the first time I saw Paul Whitehouse in this skit, playing one of his brash cockneys. Brilliant. Enfield’s reaction is equally priceless and those Polish beauties make his character look 6 millimetres tall. As usual. Perfect...

    • @mrbass8977
      @mrbass8977 3 роки тому +3

      “Beauties” 😂😂😂

    • @davidjames2145
      @davidjames2145 Рік тому +5

      _"Polish beauties"_
      Both British comedy geniuses in their own right - Morwenna Banks and Laura Solon.
      Do your homework.
      🇬🇧

    • @noelmajers6369
      @noelmajers6369 Рік тому +5

      @@davidjames2145 did it somehow escape your attention that Morwena Banks and Laura Solon are both playing Polish beauties ? Of course I know they’re not Polish. Do try to keep up.

    • @davidjames2145
      @davidjames2145 Рік тому +1

      @@noelmajers6369 If you wrote more clearly then people wouldn't misinterpret what you were trying to say. I don't need help keeping up but maybe you require some assistance with your English?
      I made it clear those Polish characters were being played by British actresses and yet you play that back to me as if I didn't know! 🤣

    • @noelmajers6369
      @noelmajers6369 Рік тому +4

      @@davidjames2145 Gordon Bennett, this is UA-cam not the British Library and I am commenting on here for fun not writing a proposition for Wittgenstein. Relax.

  • @altudy
    @altudy Рік тому +10

    So brilliantly observed right down to the detail of self-consciously touching his bald patch.

  • @petergambier
    @petergambier 8 років тому +93

    This is just so well observed and very funny.

  • @zafmal2935
    @zafmal2935 7 років тому +24

    spot on !!!! poor bloke, the reluctance to hand over the cappuccino was harsh ...

  • @canary7214
    @canary7214 6 років тому +14

    Thank you for posting this Muhammed I haven't seen this comedy before

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 3 роки тому +13

    "He's in New York with some *buitsh* !! "

  • @bartdart3315
    @bartdart3315 16 днів тому

    Dated a Polish beauty...and honestly Harry Enfield has got it spot on. Polish women are gorgeous...just gorgeous.

    • @stephenhowell5611
      @stephenhowell5611 12 днів тому

      None of them are Polish, the blonde girl is Laura Solon.

  • @franek_izerski
    @franek_izerski 2 роки тому +16

    This isn't funny, this is reality.

  • @madmouse71
    @madmouse71 10 років тому +128

    My love life in a nutshell

  • @ID-8491
    @ID-8491 3 роки тому +23

    1:46 The brunette actually does really good job pronouncing word "wiersz" (poem).

    • @ringmaster996
      @ringmaster996 2 роки тому

      What is your favourite thing about the video of your most important words to say to her

    • @neilfoster814
      @neilfoster814 Рік тому +5

      The brunette is the English actress Alice Lowe. She's an awesome actress!

    • @SMacCuUladh
      @SMacCuUladh Рік тому +2

      @@neilfoster814 She was great in Garth Morengi's Dark Place

  • @peterstaples1
    @peterstaples1 2 роки тому +12

    What a wonderful sketch.
    HE and PW at their best

  • @CARDIFFGAZ
    @CARDIFFGAZ 5 років тому +42

    I'd have loved it if when Paul walks in, they'd have suddenly developed strong cockney accents and turned into London gals, then reverted back to Polish to talk to Harry once Paul left.

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 3 роки тому +12

    Sheer brilliance from sorely under-rated comedians.

    • @nolandalby5969
      @nolandalby5969 2 роки тому +3

      You think they’re under-rated ? Interesting isn’t it all about perceptions I guess…I think these guys are top of the pile !

    • @SgtBloodandGuts
      @SgtBloodandGuts 2 роки тому +3

      @@nolandalby5969 Absolutely, these two were pivotal in the English comedy scene. Calling them comedians is also a little thin, both great actors and writers too.

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 9 місяців тому +1

      Underrated? That does not mean what you think it means. They had prime time shows for years!

  • @peter_oso
    @peter_oso 11 місяців тому +2

    My guess
    0:25
    O, jak to, dla mnie? (Oh, how so, for me?)
    O, tak pięknie, coś na romantycznie! (Oh, it's beautiful, something romantic!)
    1:43
    Myślę że to on napisał ten wiersz (I think he wrote this poem)
    A poem as written:
    0:32
    Ty
    To nie kawa czyma mnie przy życiu
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twoja ty
    i kiedy w końcu wpadnę
    moje sny odbiją się echem
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty
    od świtu do zmierzchu
    od zmierzchu do świtu
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty
    I cannot find it, maybe original composition because there's ortographic error like children do

  • @Captain_Rhodes
    @Captain_Rhodes 10 років тому +12

    he's a good actor in this

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube7621 2 роки тому +6

    Harry cracks up after she spits. Brilliant.

  • @terribletc
    @terribletc Рік тому +2

    Great stuff!

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses 11 років тому +4

    Good to see you like vintage Styx. Best band ever.

  • @OpeningSalvo
    @OpeningSalvo 6 років тому +21

    lol I'm from Ireland, and we have a lot of Polish here, and this is exactly what they are like.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +1

      Do you like the Poles in general?

    • @lizclegg7556
      @lizclegg7556 4 роки тому +1

      Like what exactly?

    • @roadwarrior8560
      @roadwarrior8560 2 місяці тому

      @@lizclegg7556 lacking a sense of humour slightly, east Europeans rarely seem to smile or laugh.

  • @stevematson4808
    @stevematson4808 5 років тому +4

    Been there several times

  • @juliataylor2623
    @juliataylor2623 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant and so funny, so realits unreal.

  • @BorsosGabor2023
    @BorsosGabor2023 2 роки тому +1

    "My boyfriend!..." Hahahahaha 😁

  • @bassandbeer
    @bassandbeer 4 роки тому +4

    Harry should have gone
    "Awryt Ugly Bird, Get Some Shag"
    😁😁

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster Рік тому +1

    More please!

  • @purplecrown505
    @purplecrown505 Місяць тому

    1:26 His face. How brutal is that 😂

  • @charlottedowling2241
    @charlottedowling2241 2 роки тому +3

    Ha ha this is so funny 😂🤣

  • @nickfromfulham78
    @nickfromfulham78 4 роки тому +4

    Alice Lowe is fucking gorgeous.

  • @extrastype
    @extrastype 5 років тому +12

    £1.90. That's £7 now.

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 7 років тому +19

    Laura Solon. So hot right now. Actually, hot any time.

  • @graphophone
    @graphophone 3 роки тому +4

    Viewing this was . . . painful.

  • @martinmacdonald9238
    @martinmacdonald9238 2 роки тому +3

    Price has gone up 30p. Ridiculous!

  • @v8cool168
    @v8cool168 Рік тому +1

    The dark haired girl is on Horrible Histories.

  • @TheHideChild
    @TheHideChild 5 років тому +1

    So, so funny...

  • @sistersuetube
    @sistersuetube 5 років тому +11

    British comedy is the best....

  • @andrewjones5513
    @andrewjones5513 4 роки тому +6

    Just say " gin queer " or " gin dobrey " to the girl on the till in Lidl , she,ll piss herself laughing

  • @rockinron5113
    @rockinron5113 Рік тому +1

    ‘My boyfriend. Pffff’. 😆

  • @knopek65
    @knopek65 11 років тому +26

    This series features humorous shows Polish girls. A little exaggerated, but I'm not offended in spite of that I'm Polish. You have to have self-irony. We can laugh at english people.

    • @-Pol-
      @-Pol- 2 роки тому +2

      Cheers for not being offended! - I like it when people take the piss out of us English too. In fact Harry's character is a bit of a stereotype too - It's fearful insecure folk who take offence.

    • @goalslifeandme
      @goalslifeandme 2 роки тому

      I'm a Pole too and I havent even thought of it as offensive... great humour , only shame is that I found it so late .

  • @robwaters995
    @robwaters995 2 роки тому

    Oh dear...

  • @kramnam4716
    @kramnam4716 11 місяців тому

    yeah .. love is for Disney..

  • @stephenhowell5611
    @stephenhowell5611 12 днів тому

    The blonde woman is actress/comedian Laura Solon. She isn't Polish lol.

  • @allanlewis2989
    @allanlewis2989 9 років тому +10

    Wojak and Pepe

  • @honest1296
    @honest1296 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious.

  • @dextor0000
    @dextor0000 6 років тому +2

    1:28 call the firebrigade
    something is burning.

  • @apmypbojikob6346
    @apmypbojikob6346 2 роки тому +1

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

  • @MyDavidlynch
    @MyDavidlynch 2 роки тому +6

    I miss funny on the tv.Now it’s so stiff and boring forced to follow the community guidelines …What community ?
    They’ve destroyed anything that was thought to be a community .

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 4 роки тому

    Tag yourself - I'm Simon

  • @jarq19
    @jarq19 6 років тому +5

    They're not Polish. Where do they originate from?

  • @S7midnight
    @S7midnight 2 роки тому +1

    😆

  • @benharis1956
    @benharis1956 5 років тому +3

    The Pole girls are Heartless , Not all though?

    • @Annutka
      @Annutka 2 роки тому +3

      As a Pole, I would't say we are heartless, rather cautious. We were brought up believing men were horrible, only interested in either having some fun and then leaving you or marrying you just to treat you like a housemaid after the wedding. Plus, Polish men are way different than Britons, less straightforward. An average Pole hardly ever compliments women, while in the UK, women hear compliments every day. Personally, I'm always very happy to hear nice things being said about me. However, many Polish girls just don't know how to react in such situations, and for the reasons mentioned above, they tend to remain suspicious when meeting a new guy. Never lived in the UK, though.
      Having said that, this sketch is just hilarious. Hats off to the ladies speaking Polish!

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 6 років тому +11

    Shit, this is depressing.

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +7

    Do they ever explain how he found someone to write a love poem that actually made sense in Polish?

    • @zepter00
      @zepter00 4 роки тому +5

      More than one million of Poles in UK. Polish is second the most common language in UK.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 3 роки тому +2

      @Dregoth Google translate? LOL yourself, it's notorious for turning language into word soup.

    • @jimmymcjimmyvich9052
      @jimmymcjimmyvich9052 2 роки тому +6

      I would think it is pretty easy for any poem to make sense in Polish. I once wrote a poem that made sense in English.

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 2 роки тому +1

      Well how do you think? He found someone who spoke Polish. Duh.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 2 роки тому +1

      @@philbecker4676 He's so socially awkward he hardly seems reliably capable of speaking to English people, much less collaring random Poles on the street and asking them to write love letters for him. Duh.

  • @ayoopdog
    @ayoopdog 11 років тому +9

    My French friend who is part polish days to me that there is a cold comportment in some polish women xD

    • @benharis1956
      @benharis1956 5 років тому

      @@pigeonlove Users? Cold. hardworking...

    • @zepter00
      @zepter00 4 роки тому

      plo you killed hundreds thousends if not millions people in India, Kenya, Malysia, South Africa .. you also invented concentration camps

  • @edmel144
    @edmel144 2 роки тому +2

    Why does she sound like Borats sister?

  • @Kelenida
    @Kelenida 9 років тому

    Mean man

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses 11 років тому

    Sorry - wrong post earlier - Doh! Harry and Paul are the best.

  • @lizclegg7556
    @lizclegg7556 5 років тому +2

    Her accent reminds me of Borat.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +3

      Then you need some more practice at distinguishing one fake accent from another.

  • @crunchtime5548
    @crunchtime5548 4 роки тому +14

    The lesson here is ... ''Fair heart never won fair maiden'' in other words Women love a man that will treat her like dirt, men with big hearts and a loving personality will get divorced and screwed for everything within no time.

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 4 роки тому +12

      Found the bitter divorcee everyone!

    • @TheVideoLounge
      @TheVideoLounge 2 роки тому +5

      'Faint' heart not fair heart

    • @bigduke2140
      @bigduke2140 2 роки тому

      @@samshorto5433 And you are the Simp. Do you feel validated when you are championing the third wave feminist cause? You LOSER!!!
      Go dance on Tik Tok whilst sharing you feelings.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 роки тому

      @@TheVideoLounge indeed. and appropriate, seeing which one is more succesful

    • @jatdaman
      @jatdaman 2 роки тому +2

      @@bigduke2140 incel meltdown

  • @michaelstephen819
    @michaelstephen819 2 роки тому

    Irish thinks 'pot meets kettle'.

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate 6 років тому

    Same guy pulls up in a Ferrari or a Ducati, different story...but you probably get your car coined or bike nicked before you get back outside...

  • @justynawojcicka9849
    @justynawojcicka9849 6 років тому +6

    This is not polish girls and not polish humor

    • @Superta7
      @Superta7 6 років тому +5

      Oj tam wszyscy wiedzą że to Brytyjki , i trochę humoru jest ;)

    • @Bpg5012trick
      @Bpg5012trick 6 років тому +14

      The Joke is on the man, not the women

    • @callum9679
      @callum9679 5 років тому +5

      Humour*

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +1

      @@callum9679 you know how it is with the voice recognition these days, just about everything is Americanized spelling. See what I did there?

    • @ushoys
      @ushoys 4 роки тому +4

      The humour is on both.

  • @zepter00
    @zepter00 4 роки тому +1

    Their Polish is so terrible

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 3 роки тому +3

      For a British show it's an immense achievement it actually is Polish and not gobbledygook.

    • @tz6414
      @tz6414 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheSpiritOfTheTimes To be fair, I didnt even think they would bother to speak polish, I thought it would just be gobbledygook. I am even more impressed they made a stab at it.

  • @BigBellyEd
    @BigBellyEd 7 років тому +2

    BREXIT! Thats what you get