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  • @seanhuds229
    @seanhuds229 3 роки тому +635

    "Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles" possibly the best use of the English language there.

    • @sarahbailey9407
      @sarahbailey9407 3 роки тому +16

      Superb

    • @johnsmith1926
      @johnsmith1926 3 роки тому +21

      This is actually one of the reasons why it is a good idea for learners of a foreign language to start watching and listening to this type of comedy as soon as possible. It keeps the learning curve steep as they often use words thar are not that common. By the way, it is also a lot of fun. ;)

    • @ianwatkins9602
      @ianwatkins9602 2 роки тому +4

      Don't get better 😁

    • @lordelpus2099
      @lordelpus2099 2 роки тому +28

      Sadly Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles are few and far between.

    • @hawker1262
      @hawker1262 2 роки тому +14

      @@lordelpus2099 aren’t they all in Brighton?

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 3 роки тому +456

    *"Strike the toothless foreign types savagely into the dirt.'* 😂Oh my days!

  • @huepix
    @huepix 8 місяців тому +19

    "Entrap him with your complexion"
    😂

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 5 місяців тому +68

    This film should be shown to ALL 6th form girls as guidance!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever 5 місяців тому

      Guys are so desperate to view females as not having any amount of agency, purpose or independence. Yet the greater lot of you have all ended up with failure to launch syndrome by choosing to stay home, play video games and eat Cheetos in your parents basement all day (instead of going off to school or being gainfully employed). This seems to be the going trend for almost every guy between the ages of 25 and 35 right now.
      Unemployment rates are much higher for males than they are for females at the moment thanks to men not wanting to go back into the workforce, and their utter refusal to grow up. So it's no real wonder that women are winning at life as adults with a lot of social and financial capital, while men are failing miserably at it, and don't seem to be with any agency of their own.

    • @Toyotaamazon80series
      @Toyotaamazon80series 4 місяці тому

      ​@@SteelCowGirl4EverThat's because being a man makes one a second class citizen. We are descriminated against in every possible way.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@Toyotaamazon80seriesNope. I disagree. It's because boys brains are much slower to develop and mature causing not all, but a large majority of males to fall behind academically compared to their female peers. Guys are also 90% more likely to develop behavioral disorders such as ADHD, which without medication and regular therapy, inhibits their ability to function independently and appropriately as an adult. Otherwise, being unemployed and not having any financial or social capital is nobody else's fault. It has absolutely nothing to do with "discrimination" but everything to do with personal choices that clearly aren't the better ones to be making. And yet It's always "somebody else's fault." It's never theirs. I think guys need to start looking in the mirror and assuming accountability for their own mistakes.
      If a guy chooses to sit around at home beating off to porn and playing video games all day, instead of getting an education to better their future or being gainfully employed, then that ill-fate decision is solely on THEM and (only) them.

  • @cyberserk5614
    @cyberserk5614 5 років тому +419

    That actress is absolutely brilliant!

    • @rb93077039
      @rb93077039 4 роки тому +47

      Jacqueline Defferary

    • @michaellavery4899
      @michaellavery4899 4 роки тому +65

      For a woman type.

    • @murraydean2371
      @murraydean2371 4 роки тому +27

      Also played Phil Hunters wife Cindy in The Bill. A brilliant actress and bloody gorgeous too.

    • @ossyable
      @ossyable 4 роки тому +46

      But I'm sure she still new her limits

    • @cyberserk5614
      @cyberserk5614 4 роки тому +20

      @@ossyable she said she likes kittens. ; )

  • @rossmckenzie2433
    @rossmckenzie2433 3 роки тому +273

    The pervy uncle bouncing her on his 'knee' just cracked me up🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @monteceitomoocher
      @monteceitomoocher 3 роки тому +18

      I just couldn't imagine that being acceptable today!, great sketch.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 3 роки тому +18

      @Raphie Mate When she's 4, yeah. When she's 20, it's a very different thing.

    • @brianmorley7165
      @brianmorley7165 3 роки тому +6

      And me bloody brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @fossilmatic
    @fossilmatic 5 років тому +111

    I have largely modelled my life on these wisdoms.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Рік тому

      Enjoy your dead dog in a pot dinner.

  • @mikescarborough9196
    @mikescarborough9196 5 років тому +258

    I've watched this sketch over ten times. It's so well done and hilarious that it's mesmerizing.

    • @JackSmith-hx8zh
      @JackSmith-hx8zh 4 роки тому +13

      Yes, this and the, "Women, know you Limits", sketches are both works of near genius.

    • @Daniel_Delayne
      @Daniel_Delayne 3 роки тому +6

      Both of them shoe-ins for the sketch comedy hall of fame

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 3 роки тому +8

      @@JackSmith-hx8zh it's a shame but I don't think these could be made today

    • @stephenholmes1036
      @stephenholmes1036 10 місяців тому +1

      So true to life

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 2 роки тому +107

    "Damn and blast....I'm off to knife pensioner and desecrate a church."
    🤣🤣

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 9 місяців тому

      They all react that way because of entitlement and the like..
      Ingratitude you see. Western privilege.

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 9 місяців тому +1

      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      And there's me thinking that it was a joke.

    • @huepix
      @huepix 8 місяців тому

      ​@@redsquirrel1086😅😆😂🤣😁😄

  • @terencehennegan1439
    @terencehennegan1439 4 роки тому +326

    Harry Enfield is a genius of comedy.

    • @forevercomputing
      @forevercomputing 3 роки тому +21

      Including Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

    • @hawker1262
      @hawker1262 2 роки тому +13

      Paul Whitehouse wrote most of it. It’s his genius you’re watching.

    • @smellyfinger684
      @smellyfinger684 2 роки тому +5

      Paul Whitehouse is responsible. Enfield never gave him credit and they fell out.

    • @lukemidgley8581
      @lukemidgley8581 2 роки тому +4

      Harry used to literally sit in the pub and write down Paul’s bits - all the comedians knew it which is why he eventually started working fairly with Paul

    • @esseker6320
      @esseker6320 Рік тому

      ​@@lukemidgley8581 Knew 👈.

  • @sjp6839
    @sjp6839 3 роки тому +192

    Harry and Paul were masters of character Comedy. These could almost be genuine public information films of the 40s. 🤣

    • @uttaradit2
      @uttaradit2 2 роки тому +4

      why not today?

    • @dtwilson8581
      @dtwilson8581 Рік тому +1

      @@uttaradit2 More like 1930s?

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Рік тому +11

      I have known American viewers fall for these parodies hook, line and sinker.

    • @lynby6231
      @lynby6231 Рік тому +3

      You mean they’re not????

  • @NewFalconerRecords
    @NewFalconerRecords Рік тому +57

    Aside from the great performances and the hilarious dialogue, what gets me is how they manage to recreate the exact sound quality of films from that era. They must be using vintage microphones, it's just so spot-on. The jumping and skipping of the film is great too.

    • @hgilbert
      @hgilbert Рік тому +3

      today most studio software audio & video software can replicate these effect quite easily. but back at the time the 90's ... maybe older vintage equipment would have been a little easier and way more fun.

    • @davidlincolnbrooks
      @davidlincolnbrooks Рік тому +6

      And the way these actors are doing a flawless 1940's-style upper-class accent...

    • @robertmudrow8034
      @robertmudrow8034 8 місяців тому +4

      @@davidlincolnbrooks No, middle class received pronunciation: as spoken by vintage BBC presenters and Laura in Brief Encounter

    • @davidlincolnbrooks
      @davidlincolnbrooks 8 місяців тому

      @@robertmudrow8034 Well then, what kind of accent was THIS? ua-cam.com/video/lzkbouKG830/v-deo.html

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep1661 5 років тому +117

    I have to use that one "I was just writing a check for the poor", seems genius.

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 3 роки тому +8

      And only if the girl realizes that the poor probably can't cash the check, should you marry her.

    • @trollobite1629
      @trollobite1629 2 роки тому +24

      Clearly a couple of foreign bounders and quite possibly cads too taking a chance on getting our English girls. As every fine Englishman knows it spelt *cheque* not _check_

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 7 місяців тому

      I love her reaction when she finds out he's rich.

  • @DeeObl0
    @DeeObl0 6 років тому +689

    “Diabolical liberties with your knees...” 😆

    • @debbiethemadbee
      @debbiethemadbee 4 роки тому +23

      At least it’s not the ankles

    • @greatwazzoo
      @greatwazzoo 4 роки тому +21

      To hell with you then! I’m off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church!

    • @section5760
      @section5760 2 роки тому +8

      @@debbiethemadbee now steady on my dear 1 thing at a time. I say what a jolly sweet kitten 🐱 you are . 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 9 місяців тому +2

      You don’t need to go to the cinema with them for this. They can be miles away and they take those liberties so I have given up..

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 8 місяців тому +1

      So funny its on another level.

  • @oliveryt7168
    @oliveryt7168 2 роки тому +107

    "where he secretly desires to take diabolical liberties with your knees" xD GENIUS!

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin 5 років тому +183

    Right then, I'm off to take diabolical liberties with my wife's knees!

    • @eugene8910
      @eugene8910 5 років тому +14

      You dirty dog!

    • @li-23
      @li-23 5 років тому +23

      You rogue! You cad!

    • @woody1380
      @woody1380 4 роки тому +28

      Get those knees as far away from each other as possible.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 роки тому +18

      You must be one of them foreign types.

    • @dr.doohickey
      @dr.doohickey 3 роки тому +4

      Disgusting lefty.

  • @paulcrombie9623
    @paulcrombie9623 3 роки тому +96

    Harry is a great comedian, very observant in his research.
    Genius!

  • @whatisbestinlife8112
    @whatisbestinlife8112 Рік тому +48

    These charming old documentaries really are a time capsule from a more civilized time.

    • @thomashernandez8700
      @thomashernandez8700 11 місяців тому +9

      It's a parody-NOT old/

    • @richardwebb5317
      @richardwebb5317 6 місяців тому

      @@thomashernandez8700 Both!

    • @Chafflives
      @Chafflives 5 місяців тому +1

      @@thomashernandez8700
      And that was sarcasm, not real praise. 🤣

    • @manjacovus5342
      @manjacovus5342 3 місяці тому

      ​@@thomashernandez8700I think you'll find it is a genuine documentary.

  • @fortnitepros8025
    @fortnitepros8025 3 роки тому +132

    That woman played that part so well

    • @nicknack3648
      @nicknack3648 Рік тому +32

      And she's a pretty little thing

    • @Willsey
      @Willsey Рік тому +6

      ​@@nicknack3648she is a pretty little thing

    • @rossspenser8314
      @rossspenser8314 7 місяців тому +2

      It's what it was like sad it's not now

    • @joebloggs2857
      @joebloggs2857 5 місяців тому

      She was DS Phil Hunter's wife Cindy in The Bill

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 2 роки тому +73

    I rewatch these old black and white sketches from Harry and Paul every few months... All treasures...

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 5 років тому +90

    Every single line is pure comedy gold! Makes me cry 😭 every time I watch it!

  • @AH-be6bu
    @AH-be6bu 5 років тому +412

    I love how knifing a pensioner and desecrating a church is classed as ‘caddishness’.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 років тому +28

      It’s a jolly bad show.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 4 роки тому +15

      Indeed, it's tantamount to malice aforethought!

    • @UKFX
      @UKFX 4 роки тому +5

      @jrb designer alliance probably one of the foreign types.

    • @greenawayr08
      @greenawayr08 4 роки тому +8

      Whilst driving a jaaaaaaag

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому

      Did he drop a deuce on the altar?

  • @johnhunter7085
    @johnhunter7085 5 років тому +43

    Where have these people been all my life, they are super funny😂

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 років тому +103

    Harry and Paul’s ‘yesteryear’ sketches were always a laugh!

  •  5 років тому +142

    1400 spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles liked this.

    • @oldgitsknowstuff
      @oldgitsknowstuff 5 років тому +6

      There should be a 'Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles' club.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 роки тому +2

      You have to watch out for them, else they try and subvert the state.

    • @stephenguppy3466
      @stephenguppy3466 4 роки тому

      Sounds just up my street lol....

    • @huepix
      @huepix 8 місяців тому

      I ahlweys heef my haet aet a jaunty angle

  • @grumpyoldgit9498
    @grumpyoldgit9498 3 роки тому +55

    I had forgotten about Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse, lockdown binge watch time. I'm just thinking things used to be better 10-20 years ago... Hate this life now!!!!!!

    • @jakmak1199
      @jakmak1199 3 роки тому +11

      Me too...loved Paul playing "Ted" the groundsman, had him off to a tee.

    • @Wildmountainsafaris
      @Wildmountainsafaris 3 роки тому +4

      Things were much much better. Great times humour and life.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Рік тому +1

      Whingeing poms

    • @musmus-culus
      @musmus-culus Рік тому

      Well, your name certainly checks out

  • @jamiemcmillan6742
    @jamiemcmillan6742 5 років тому +85

    Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles 😂

    • @jamiemcmillan6742
      @jamiemcmillan6742 5 років тому +5

      @jrb designer alliance My dear fellow, I always wear my hat at a jaunty angle.

    • @jauntyangle5667
      @jauntyangle5667 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamiemcmillan6742 Ditto.

  • @mail-uc7ui
    @mail-uc7ui 3 роки тому +83

    I love the old British accent. Just adore it.

    • @hunterluxton5976
      @hunterluxton5976 2 роки тому +24

      It's a southern English home counties accent. There is no such thing as a British accent.

    • @section5760
      @section5760 2 роки тому +6

      Yes one does indeed. Jolly good show old chap. Diddl do. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Рік тому +4

      It's not so much an accent - more a speech impediment.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Рік тому +4

      Reminds me of what used to be called "BBC English" i.e. the ideal British accent! As funny now as it was then...but I'm a Northerner, so I'm biased...!

    • @jamestgriffiths4618
      @jamestgriffiths4618 Рік тому +3

      It's what they call RP recieved pronunciation.

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 4 роки тому +58

    "....now you're getting hysterical, here *slap slap slap* there, better?.."lol!!! I just found these skits! Absolutely brilliant!

    • @malcolmmawer2325
      @malcolmmawer2325 Рік тому +1

      Funny but true, I remember one teacher who was an old spinster who used corrective therapy on vulnerable boys.

  • @StarHorseLover2012
    @StarHorseLover2012 2 роки тому +18

    Very well done. And the actors too - the haircuts, clothes, and expressions are so right.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Рік тому +4

      Sleeze: "Hello! You're a pretty little thing, aren't you?!"
      Her: (To herself) "He seems nice!"
      Brilliant!! 😊😊😊

  • @annewilliams4931
    @annewilliams4931 Рік тому +48

    Bouncing up and down on uncle's knee - gets me every time!

    • @malcolmmawer2325
      @malcolmmawer2325 Рік тому +3

      Oh Anne you are awful, but I like You.

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 Рік тому

      "Now then, now then, now then. Cum sit on Uncle Jimmy's knee."

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Рік тому

      Yeah. I always swallow a little bit of sick at that point

    • @PrinceKima_12
      @PrinceKima_12 10 місяців тому +2

      "Affable" may not be the right word for Uncle😳

  • @TheGrowler55
    @TheGrowler55 4 місяці тому +8

    British Comedy at it's Best 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just saying from Glasgow 😂🇬🇧👍💙😎

  • @elquixotedelascanarias
    @elquixotedelascanarias 5 місяців тому +20

    "Have I disturbed you? No it's alright - I was just writing a cheque for the poor." Fiddlesticks I'll now have to come up with a new line.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 6 років тому +167

    "I was just writing a cheque for the poor.."
    LoL!!!

    • @liberalslayer9021
      @liberalslayer9021 5 років тому +1

      Cheque ?? Is that the same as cheeky ??

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +31

      @@liberalslayer9021 No, a cheque is an order to a bank to pay a stated sum from the drawer's account, written on a specially printed form.
      Perhaps you're one of those caddish colonial types who think it's spelled "check"?

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 4 роки тому +3

      Red Squirrel hes got game. ...or my mother wondered why I couldn't get married

    • @robertbennett7731
      @robertbennett7731 5 місяців тому

      @@gwishart It was spelt check in Britain prior to Victorian times.

  • @elizabethblackwell6242
    @elizabethblackwell6242 4 роки тому +82

    I've often trapped men with my complexion.

    • @jrd33
      @jrd33 4 роки тому +12

      Shameless hussy :-)

    • @zoranocokoljic8927
      @zoranocokoljic8927 3 роки тому +7

      Hope you didn't do it by blocking the door

    • @elizabethblackwell6242
      @elizabethblackwell6242 3 роки тому +9

      @@zoranocokoljic8927 Whatever it takes.

    • @paulnash9851
      @paulnash9851 3 роки тому +5

      What an enchanting little thing you are, would you like to come and observe my etchings ?....

    • @philluckwell617
      @philluckwell617 3 роки тому +1

      I bet it was a contraption.

  • @sparklywarkly89
    @sparklywarkly89 3 роки тому +47

    Can't believe I hadn't seen this one before!! The actress is perfect.. Her voice.. Her mannerisms and everything.. I believe the man she ends up marrying is the same man who played the ship's counsellor in Red Dwarf

    • @Mors_Inimicis
      @Mors_Inimicis Рік тому

      Agreed.
      I would love to take diabolical liberties with her knees .

    • @joebloggs2857
      @joebloggs2857 Рік тому +1

      She played Cindy...DS Phil Hunter's wife in The Bill

  • @Wildmountainsafaris
    @Wildmountainsafaris 3 роки тому +46

    "I've no wife and I'm famished...New Pot Poodle, The Dead Dog in a Pot.. " Killed me!

    • @ageingfast
      @ageingfast Рік тому +5

      I laughed so much watching this advertisement. The look on his face as he chewed...

  • @philipgaylor9307
    @philipgaylor9307 Рік тому +17

    “I’ve no wife and I’m famished!”
    I can now see me using that line whenever I’m at all hungry 😋

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 3 роки тому +37

    I came across this actual phrase written by a physician, c.1900. He referred the female genitals as "the organs of marital necessity." Sounds like a doctor this poor girl would end up with.

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 2 роки тому +28

    Why is there no comedy these days as totally brilliant as this!

    • @SampleTracks2224
      @SampleTracks2224 Рік тому +3

      Oh, I think we all know why.

    • @A.A.C.2023
      @A.A.C.2023 11 місяців тому +3

      Because most people today get offended with good humor...

  • @chronobot2001
    @chronobot2001 5 років тому +14

    I don't know what that was... but I loved it.
    I couldn't contain myself when the narrator slapped some sense into her.

  • @davissae
    @davissae 2 роки тому +10

    I didn’t know I needed this video but I did! Cheers! 🇺🇸

  • @marxam6671
    @marxam6671 5 років тому +79

    The minefield of Caddishness. I have visions of Terry Thomas wickedly twiddling his moustache, whilst chortling even more wickedly.

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole 4 роки тому +6

      Mmmeeeee?! Roaming the halls of st Mary's girls school at three am . . . With my reputation?!

    • @Boudicca15
      @Boudicca15 3 роки тому +5

      The great Terry Thomas, none better 🇬🇧👍

    • @mariajukejax9649
      @mariajukejax9649 2 роки тому +6

      Whilst leaning out of his Cadmobile calling out "Hello there! You're a dashed fine filly, m'dear!"

    • @mariajukejax9649
      @mariajukejax9649 Рік тому +2

      @@djicepole Mind you, I was very very drunk!

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Рік тому +3

      I met a real 'Cad' on a bus! After trying to chat me up very ineffectively he invited me back to his place. I could hear the people sitting behind me laughing at the whole thing. I said "You cheeky man! I don't know you, and I don't think it's 'coffee' you've got in mind!!!" We all had a good laugh, including him - and I got home safely!!! 😊😸🏠

  • @tarquinftangftangolebiscui8606
    @tarquinftangftangolebiscui8606 4 роки тому +70

    Brilliantly executed, you can just imagine yourself sitting in a cinema in the 1940's watching this.

  • @quartzhyalos1068
    @quartzhyalos1068 5 років тому +16

    Love how the pot poodle crunches when the spoon went in

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 4 роки тому +8

    "the minefield of cadishness" sounds like the best UK-abolished fun, ever!

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 2 роки тому +14

    "Now you're getting hysterical. Here:" **slap** "There, better?" 😂
    God, I love how accurate that is to the then-common attitude about 'hysterical wives' needing a good whack to come to their senses.

  • @willmoore7582
    @willmoore7582 Рік тому +2

    Simply timeless and soooo good with it.. Classic modern comedy folks, thanks Harry et al.

  • @breebw
    @breebw 2 роки тому +6

    I am glad she managed to be completed as a person in the end.

  • @joebloggs619
    @joebloggs619 4 роки тому +9

    Oh,no...I no longer have my virtue...Sadly...I don't recall where it went or when...Ah,but I still have the box it came in...The one mother dearest gave me as a gift at birth...

  • @CymruEmergencyResponder
    @CymruEmergencyResponder 2 роки тому +6

    Such a good actress!

  • @peterfitzgerald53
    @peterfitzgerald53 2 роки тому +2

    This and this Mr chumly warner sketches ,brilliant

  • @sas2300
    @sas2300 4 роки тому +38

    "Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles" lmao

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 6 років тому +248

    The affable uncle...lol

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 5 років тому +12

      I thought he said F-able.
      LOL

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip 5 років тому +16

      Damnation...that’s my cover blown! 😉😉

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 5 років тому +16

      @@SteveInskip And now you're off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church.

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip 5 років тому +6

      @@almostfm pensioners have all got semi-automatics round here mate! 😂😂

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip 5 років тому +4

      @@almostfm desecrate a church? Where did that come from?

  • @heathstjohn6775
    @heathstjohn6775 5 років тому +36

    Funniest observation of all, for me, is all the manners, words, and behaviour being mocked here haven't been replaced by anything better since it became traditional to mock tradition. (Charles).

    • @martynjones8560
      @martynjones8560 3 роки тому +3

      I agree wholeheartedly! As if one could replace, nay better, the polite charms of misogyny, and the entitled superiority of the British male. God forbid mockery of this solemn tradition.
      Heath my man, you have the most apposite of funny observations, and, if I might add, are a total arse!

    • @heathstjohn6775
      @heathstjohn6775 3 роки тому +13

      @@martynjones8560 Thanks for your interest; and, for inadvertently corroborating everything, (one year into further decline later), I see becomes more true, each day. For that welcome corroboration, odd as it might at first seem, I've up-voted your reply.
      Goodnight..

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Рік тому +1

      Whingeing Pom.

    • @heathstjohn6775
      @heathstjohn6775 Рік тому

      @@cahillgreg Hello.
      I've upvoted the comment, as it succinctly encapsulates my contention.
      Regards.

  • @barryfoster453
    @barryfoster453 8 місяців тому +15

    Damn, I think I may be an affable uncle.

  • @seanmcdonald5859
    @seanmcdonald5859 4 роки тому +19

    I love the attention to detail . .thd sound is perfect, the dialogue spot on and the pacing just right . . . . Never found him that funny ( Enfield ) but I admire his work ethic.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg 2 роки тому +2

      Sometimes when Harry skived off or failed to pull his weight he could become forlorn with his failing self - The respect Sean showed him at these testing times really bolstered his resolve and helped him rally.

    • @TrumptonMayor
      @TrumptonMayor 2 роки тому +1

      @@cahillgreg Yes,especially when Sean made mention of the pacing being just right.This made Harry so happy that he cried.

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 Рік тому

      Young mannn

  • @photodom2000
    @photodom2000 5 років тому +76

    This is so good it should have been a public information film in the 1940's Brilliant parody.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 5 років тому +100

    I want a girl like the one in this show, but instead I’m eating Pot Poodle. At least I won’t starve.

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 5 років тому +1

      Noah Spurrier Best place for a ponsy poodle !

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 5 років тому +2

      @Ray Von - that's YOU'RE, the contraction of YOU ARE, not YOUR denoting posession of something. Simpleton.

    • @ronwhycherly
      @ronwhycherly 5 років тому +3

      But, you aren’t talking, you are writing, and displaying high levels of illiteracy. You omitted a question mark,and the plural of party is parties, and even it was partys it wouldn’t have an apostrophe in it as it isn’t a possessive.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 5 років тому +3

      Women are much more attractive when they are both more kindly/warm-hearted/open up to you AND they are chaste AND they dress a certain way...
      I really can't stand icy, snobbish, self-centered prudes... Give me a kind, warm-hearted, wowza woman who is virtuous and for real with me any day of the week...

    • @ronwhycherly
      @ronwhycherly 5 років тому

      That’s OK. Feel free to revel in your ignorance.

  • @hornkraft9438
    @hornkraft9438 5 років тому +72

    So if I join the Church of England, how long must I wait to become incredibly wealthy? It's taking such a long time ...

    • @sakadabara
      @sakadabara 5 років тому +1

      Horn Kraft , join the Holy Orthodox Church and you’ll get incredibly rich, as long as you put your diamonds 💎 (the good deeds ) at the celestial thesaurus

    • @steveweatherbe
      @steveweatherbe 5 років тому +3

      Other way round I'm afraid.First get rich , then apply for confirmation .

    • @Sdnaurs
      @Sdnaurs 3 роки тому +3

      Join the Baptists - we're rich in spirit (I told that to the guy who repossessed my car the other day but he didn't quite understand, bless him.) But in all seriousness you can't take money with you, it's not something worth working on.

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi 3 роки тому +2

      Very simple. First, take over the Church of England. Second, sell shares in the C of E and make an absolute fortune. And third, invest your profit in a new factory for Pot Poodle. Now available in cheesy peas flavour.

    • @jamescameron5472
      @jamescameron5472 3 роки тому +1

      I joined the CoE...found out that a silver plate passes ones person....now I’m extremely richer than thou......

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +61

    I had an affable uncle. Now I have therapy.

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 10 місяців тому +1

    So true and to the point! Young ladies watch and learn!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever 5 місяців тому

      I'm a woman with a lot of agency, purpose and independence after getting my degree in science and becoming a full-time clinical laboratory technician. This means I'm paying my own bills, making my own decisions and winning at life as an adult
      -(the way I should be).

    • @Toyotaamazon80series
      @Toyotaamazon80series 4 місяці тому

      ​@@SteelCowGirl4Ever That's a serious cope, i see cats in your future. Lots of them!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Toyotaamazon80series You call it a means of "coping." Yet it's actually called (surviving) like an average adult. As much as I love cats, right now I've only got chickens (and a good man that shares in all my passions). ☺️👌
      (Go cry)

    • @Toyotaamazon80series
      @Toyotaamazon80series 4 місяці тому

      @@SteelCowGirl4Ever And no children I'll bet.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Toyotaamazon80series Didn't want any.
      Neither did my other half. Not every man wants to be a father and not every woman wants to be a mother. Parenting's a personal decision
      -(not a lifestyle).

  • @oldandletdown7464
    @oldandletdown7464 2 роки тому +4

    Genius pure genius…..Harry Enfield…..Paul Whitehouse …..pure genius.

  • @smellyfinger684
    @smellyfinger684 2 роки тому +47

    When she’s bouncing on Harry’s knee😂. If they aired this today, twatter would implode.

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 2 роки тому +1

      Twatter? I feel i shall wait tell im not on the work laptop to look that one up

    • @smellyfinger684
      @smellyfinger684 2 роки тому +3

      @@ronvlaarsvar6867 Twitter. I call it that because it’s populated by twats.

    • @rmzxr4395
      @rmzxr4395 2 роки тому +1

      Not if she was bouncing on Biden.

    • @celtspeaksgoth7251
      @celtspeaksgoth7251 Рік тому

      Yes his middle knee though she didn't know it, but he did.

    • @Willsey
      @Willsey Рік тому +1

      ​@@rmzxr4395no, that would be ok

  • @regparkin5661
    @regparkin5661 Рік тому +5

    The uncle does it for me

  • @allensagalla1579
    @allensagalla1579 4 роки тому +15

    Hahahahahahaha, wanting to be an Englishman because of this, thanks for uploading XD

    • @TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles
      @TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles 3 роки тому +12

      I'm an Englishman and I can assure you, this is exactly how it still works today. And quite so.

  • @ianhanrahan825
    @ianhanrahan825 4 роки тому +5

    Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles!

  • @JosephStealin
    @JosephStealin 2 роки тому +2

    Again sensible public service advice

  • @leew1598
    @leew1598 3 роки тому +7

    They get the 1930s-40s style audio perfect.

  • @petermills542
    @petermills542 3 роки тому +2

    Verbal & visual brilliance!

  • @daviddeburca9408
    @daviddeburca9408 3 роки тому +5

    Legends these guys......No wife to Cook for me.... in danger of dying.....😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mementomori-kw9cf
    @mementomori-kw9cf Рік тому +1

    BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

  • @MajPickles
    @MajPickles 5 років тому +13

    No words can describe how much this makes me laugh

    • @MajPickles
      @MajPickles 3 роки тому

      @TheBoschTube yes no doubt there are...

  • @corvuscrow5485
    @corvuscrow5485 5 років тому +8

    I Live in "The Minefield of Caddishness", ...best place to be really... ;>)

  • @steveowen7475
    @steveowen7475 5 років тому +43

    Still magical much missed and staggeringly still relevant

  • @Supersuperdestroyer
    @Supersuperdestroyer 4 роки тому +2

    Now your getting hysterical. Here. (Slap! Slap! Slap!) Too funny.

  • @GenGrace-kg6jb
    @GenGrace-kg6jb Рік тому +3

    So glad she found her soul mate.

  • @rossspenser8314
    @rossspenser8314 7 місяців тому +5

    The good old days

  • @misterprecocious2491
    @misterprecocious2491 5 років тому +4

    That bookish type is non other than Charles 'Charlie' Charles the darling of association football.

  • @charmawow
    @charmawow 2 роки тому +9

    Just the kind of humour needed in 2022!

  • @Ronkyort0dox
    @Ronkyort0dox 2 роки тому +6

    Modern women should listen

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 2 роки тому +1

    What a lovely horse.

  • @adeh503
    @adeh503 4 роки тому +17

    Harry Enfield was just brilliant

  • @keefsmiff
    @keefsmiff 4 роки тому +16

    Harry and Paul are Legends...Take that Political Correctness

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire 3 роки тому +2

      Interesting. All the clips I've seen are about how ridiculous sexism and class prejudice are. This one also addresses xenophobia.

    • @keefsmiff
      @keefsmiff 3 роки тому +1

      @@basbleupeaunoire yep...but the snowflakes would see it as politically incorrect, topple a statue, have a protest , cancel them for chauvinism... . and say something like "we should all stand on one leg "in solidarity for woman"

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire 3 роки тому +1

      @@keefsmiff I think you're mistaken. I was introduced to their comedy by people you would deride as "snowflakes." Face it - In this case, you like the same political humor as they do.

    • @keefsmiff
      @keefsmiff 3 роки тому

      @@basbleupeaunoire women....know your limits lol

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire 3 роки тому +1

      @@keefsmiff Exactly! Their mockery of sexism is hilarious.

  • @RealBesty
    @RealBesty Рік тому +3

    Brilliant performance from Jacqueline Defferary as Cicely

    • @muddydog6605
      @muddydog6605 Рік тому

      Thank you! Couldn't remember her name nd yes she's fantastic.

  • @UncommonSense.
    @UncommonSense. 3 роки тому +4

    These were so funny
    ...still are.

  • @chrisrowl5001
    @chrisrowl5001 5 років тому +35

    I’ve no wife and I’m famished

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole 4 роки тому +4

      Get a dog!

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 4 роки тому +4

      icepole yes it shall attract the women! Then of course he must get a kitten, they are so furry and the discussion of so many women!

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 4 роки тому

      @@djicepole
      In a pot!

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 2 роки тому +2

    Just brilliant stuff!

  • @JG-fj6xq
    @JG-fj6xq 4 роки тому +8

    I didn't expect this to be this hilarious :D

  • @roryhand6650
    @roryhand6650 4 місяці тому +1

    What makes these newsreel and educational film sketches so good is how well observed the style is of such films of the time, whilst exaggerating the ideals for comedy. I've seen other examples of comedians spoofing black and white films and they fall flat as they haven't got a clue how the narrators talked, they just do a "posh" accent, make some observations about how everybody was a racist and move on. Harry and Paul and the rest of the actors here get the clipped accent down spot on. One of their other skits that sees how "life will be 50 years from now, in the year 1990" has one point where the England fans comment on how they must spare a thought for the plucky losers of Scotland, and the way that "Scotland" is pronounced with the distinct yet soft "t" at the end of "Scot" is bang on for how the word is pronounced in old railway newsreels. (The old railway films also had a habit of listing a bunch of notable destinations on the route but when they reached Scotland the city(ies) were replaced with simply "Scotland" - "Starting at Euston, and wending it's way via Birmingham, Manchester, Preston, Lancaster, Carlisle, and onto Scotland")

  • @kp6007
    @kp6007 3 роки тому +6

    The best one of these is the ‘Women, know your limits’ sketch.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Рік тому +1

      My favourite too! 😸😸😸

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Рік тому +3

      My favourite is the Christmas Tidings one, where they recommend a whisky pick-me-up for driver fatigue.

    • @leftmono1016
      @leftmono1016 Місяць тому +1

      Women drivers.
      She’s approaching the drivers side…the wrong side.

  • @PowermadNavigator
    @PowermadNavigator 5 років тому +12

    Came for the retro women, stayed for the Pot Poodle.

  • @paultetlow5367
    @paultetlow5367 5 років тому +98

    Why oh why am I reading these comments with a posh accent?

    • @tamar5261
      @tamar5261 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha me too

    • @d-rbrtsn9989
      @d-rbrtsn9989 5 років тому +8

      Well chap, whatevah is the mattah with that neow?

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 5 років тому +3

      Because you're simultaneously watching a video with posh accents, and the comments are designed to be read in a posh accent.

    • @11mashed
      @11mashed 4 роки тому +1

      Paul Tetlow Because,you sir,are a cad! 😁

    • @astrano80001
      @astrano80001 4 роки тому

      I simply dôn’t knôw!

  • @martin4458
    @martin4458 5 років тому +26

    "Diabolical liberties with your knees".

  • @avec4amadman1
    @avec4amadman1 2 роки тому +4

    ABSOLUTE GENIUS. 😂

  • @MrSuitup100
    @MrSuitup100 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, love these. 😊

  • @toocutepuppies6535
    @toocutepuppies6535 4 роки тому +3

    You just explained my entire childhood.

  • @hanskloss7726
    @hanskloss7726 3 роки тому +2

    Had good laugh at it.
    They do not make such things no more.

  • @StimParavane
    @StimParavane 7 місяців тому +8

    In 70 years we've gone from this to OF girls.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 місяці тому

      Yes, because women didn't sell their body 70 years ago.
      Inane comment.

  • @MrTingrag
    @MrTingrag 4 роки тому +5

    Brilliant!