"It's just VOWELS! Subsidised foreign fucking vowels! The only reason you listen to this shit is because it's bad form to wear a hat that says 'I went to private school'!!!"
NO EDUCATED ENOUGH TO DROP THE FUCKIN' NEEDLESS APOSTROPHE THOUGH EH, HECTOR McFUCKIN' BREATH? Woah, sorry.. I think that was Jamie and Malcolm. It just happens to me sometimes.
Ha, I was born and raised in Leith, long before it started to become gentrified. Swearing is definitely an art form for us, and the accent makes it sound so much more intimidating.
Soooo many quality scenes with Jamie but I have just realised that he says "Hey Horse of the Year" to that girl when he walks in over the leak. I almost died laughing. He also goes. "It is bad form to wear a hat that says I went to fucking private school." when he is turning the music off.
Anna They can't really, unless they do a total reboot. At the end of series 4, pretty much everybody was fucked and unlikely to be in government afterwards, including Malcolm Tucker.
Huzzamossi Yeah Malcom is out So if they wanted to they could always do it with Jaime in his place with Dan and Ollie still in their places as the opposition
" I love how Jamie goes from super angry about to kill, to gentle tone and then back to killer mode "..............seen a legion of Men do that in my 45+ years at work since I started in '71 lol.......Recent one was at the Racetrack where a Guy was talking amicably to the gathered ensemble and said " Would you excuse me for one moment ",,,He then went over and decked a Guy who had just turned up and with him lying on the floor he returned to the gathering and gently said " Ah ! where were we ? " :)
Imagine the terror you must feel if you have been in the presence of Malcolm Tucker, and then you hear you’re about meet the “Crossest man in Scotland”. Sheer terror.
I always loved that he and Malcom will scream the fuck out of elected officials, but are kind as hell to people like the janitor. And Malcom is so kind to his secretary.
That's because they are responsible, competent individuals. And not manchildren who believe they are way more important and smart than they actually are.
@murray1234567891011 thats some commie gobbledygook shit, the deal is that they have to intimidate and push others hard for them to do their work why would they give a shit about how janitors mop or secretaries bring a fucking coffee?
It's called the Scottish Mafia. They turn against each other temporarily during Spinners and Losers when Jamie backs a rival candidate for party leader, but by the end of the episode Malcolm reins him back in.
really, I mean, "kids"? I always understood "cats", made from real "cats" - which would make sense, because the cats would be quite bitchy if used as "gloves" while still living? but I'm no native speaker ..
Malc and Jamie need to be in more films. I'd watch the shit out of a movie starring 2 scots that swear more than the entire population of america together.
This something that was actually discussed and brought to Paul, but in the end it didn’t go anywhere. According to an interview. You have to admit; their chemistry is great, much better than Capaldi’s with Addison.
@@ValiantWrestling no, john hurt was the 9th doctor, but named the war doctor and isnt counted numerically because the doctor didnt want to remember that incarnation. capaldi is the 14th incarnation of the doctor and officially the 12th doctor
3:02 "🤨😡Are we *exploring personal boundaries* here, you F-ing Stuck Up-?" *📱)))* "🙄Hold on, hold on. 😅Oh, hi. Listen, I'm in the middle of something. Can I ring ya back? Ta." 📱 "🤔Where was I? Oh yeah- 😡You F-ing Stuck Up, Toffee Puddin' B-ch!"
It’s a sin that Jamie was only in season 2, the specials, and this, he is so fucking funny and I absolutely shit myself when he just walks in during in the loop I was so happy lol
"You see how angry I am with this piece of office equipment that leaked the document? Can you even imagine how angry I am with the PERSON who leaked it? Can you?!"
It's a shame Gina McKee wasn't in The Thick of It, she's such a great actress and her character is pretty much the only one ever unfazed by Malcolm or Jamie.
@@cruachan1191she’s basically what Malcolm is, but hired personally by the MP rather than the government. Also she’s good at her job and isn’t a psychotic Scottish lady so she has nothing to fear or hide
3:07 "🤨😡Are we *exploring personal boundaries* here, you F-ing Stuck Up-?" *📱)))* "🙄Hold on, hold on. 😅Oh, hi. Listen, I'm in the middle of something. Can I ring ya back? Ta." 📱 "🤔Where was I? Oh yeah- 😡You F-ing Stuck Up, Toffee Puddin' B-ch!"
@@rmac8378 state of yer display pic, get tae fck ye walloper. how deep in pro unionist shite are you 😂 scotland has been a country way before it was part of the uk and it’s still it’s own country now with it’s own powers and completely different voting styles with a clear cut border. british is a national identity, but someone can be welsh and someone can be northern irish at the same time. are you really trying to convince yourself that being scottish isn’t real ye beast 😂🖕scotland is a part of britain, they’re no opposite things that you can only be one or the other ye rangers numpty 💔
It always cracks me up when Simon says 'Don't rise to that, Toby' after the 'see you later, masturbator' comment. I'm not sure why, something in Tom Hollander's delivery of that line just gets me every time.
Um, google? It's an *American* term, in the porn industry, for a performer who doesn't appear on screen but instead assists male performers to be, um, ready to perform.
2:36 i love how the guy shits himself and drops the papers when jamie comes in, its little things like that that make in the loop and thick of it so brilliant
The music playing at the end was Ebarme Dich from Bach's St John Passion- interesting choice considering the aria is all about Peter betraying Jesus, very clever I think!
Thanks, I was wondering what it was! But the scriptwriter really, really is. Armando Iannuci comes from a Scottish working class family and having done one PhD at Oxford he became a comedy writer while completing a second at Cambridge!
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I love how the best of Jamie is every single scene he was in haha
Maurice Lee finally, someone actually gets it right. If your gonna add the best scenes of an incredibly funny character, add *ALL OF THEM*
"Catastrofuck" is officially the greatest word in the English language.
Omnishambles
No, it's "Fuckity-bye".
Clusterfuck is also a favorite word of mine but it's not mentioned in this or the TV show. 😂😂
"It's just VOWELS! Subsidised foreign fucking vowels! The only reason you listen to this shit is because it's bad form to wear a hat that says 'I went to private school'!!!"
My favourite line!
... about a classical english piece. Foreign to a Scot, I guess.
"shut it, Love Actually" is one of the finest insults ever crafted.
truly
"Kid gloves, but made with real kids" is such an underrated line
"Shut it Love Actually "
maybe my favourite insult from the whole of The Thick of It/In The Loop
Givingitashot. He said love Hercule
That is the line bruv
@@jjgthechosenone1023 when?
@@jjgthechosenone1023 that’s just not what was said...he was saying the 2003 movie Love Actually
Nobody can swear with the verve of a Scotsman. I lived in Leith for a couple of year's and it was an education
NO EDUCATED ENOUGH TO DROP THE FUCKIN' NEEDLESS APOSTROPHE THOUGH EH, HECTOR McFUCKIN' BREATH?
Woah, sorry.. I think that was Jamie and Malcolm. It just happens to me sometimes.
Jonathan Charles hahaha
I have the same problem my Doctor says i've got Multipleslerscotias
@@casskop I guess Peter Capaldi was your Doctor?
Ha, I was born and raised in Leith, long before it started to become gentrified. Swearing is definitely an art form for us, and the accent makes it sound so much more intimidating.
Soooo many quality scenes with Jamie but I have just realised that he says "Hey Horse of the Year" to that girl when he walks in over the leak. I almost died laughing. He also goes. "It is bad form to wear a hat that says I went to fucking private school." when he is turning the music off.
I hope you can play the spoons, because you are too old to go back to being a gentleman's fluffer....CLASSIC
I should try the Jamie McDonald technique at work. My last day at work! Because I wouldn't be there long after that, but it might be worth it!
Think you’d last the day ?
"You wouldn't believe an inanimate room could scream, but it will! There will be plaster!"
The way he says it makes it even better
OH LOOK EVERYBODY! IT'S LEAKY WOMAN!
There is something quite soothing about Jamie destroying a fax machine with opera in the background
You mean subsidised foreign f***in vowels
They should do a new series now with the Brexit clusterfuck going on. Now that Capaldi's leaving Doctor Who he'll probably have the time
Anna They can't really, unless they do a total reboot. At the end of series 4, pretty much everybody was fucked and unlikely to be in government afterwards, including Malcolm Tucker.
Huzzamossi
Yeah Malcom is out
So if they wanted to they could always do it with Jaime in his place with Dan and Ollie still in their places as the opposition
" I love how Jamie goes from super angry about to kill, to gentle tone and then back to killer mode "..............seen a legion of Men do that in my 45+ years at work since I started in '71 lol.......Recent one was at the Racetrack where a Guy was talking amicably to the gathered ensemble and said " Would you excuse me for one moment ",,,He then went over and decked a Guy who had just turned up and with him lying on the floor he returned to the gathering and gently said " Ah ! where were we ? " :)
I'm going to get hate for this......but Jamie is even funnier than Tucker. Yep, I said it.
I agree.
SHUT IT LOVE ACTUALLY!
Jonathon Stenner I just wanted to say the same >.
Totally agree.
I was a bit fucked off when he was written out. Always wondered if it was because he actually upstaged Capaldi.
"Bat-Builder, Spider-Builder?!", too funny 😭
I like how Foster mumbles "i can see it's a walrus" at 1:01 like he's still too daft to get the pun
Walrus
Yeah i know
Yeah yeah yeah walrus
Yes
Walrus
Yes i can see its a walrus
THERE WILL BE PLASTER!
For some reason this is much funnier to watch audio-only with the youtube tab minimize
goddammit you know watching this I know now that there hasn't been a tv series as good as this in a long long time
'It's just vowels" gets me eveytime
Jamie and Malcolm are every training NCO I ever met in the army.
"You fucking stuck up, toffee pudding bitch!" Gonna have to use that one sometime soon!
"Hey, horse of the year! Was it you?"
Priceless.
temmprrrriiiii buttreses LOL
"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT... THEIR BUILDERS"
Funny that Jamie isn’t overly furious at Toby, he’s just kinda meh about him
Surround bollocking 🤣
THERE WILL BE PLASTER!
-Jamie
Jamie and Malcolm are the best
THERE WILL BE PLASTER
damn lol i could really see why they cut some of these scenes out
Imagine the terror you must feel if you have been in the presence of Malcolm Tucker, and then you hear you’re about meet the “Crossest man in Scotland”. Sheer terror.
2nd crossest imo
malcolm and jamie are like the batman and robin of swearing
+sam midgley Excellent analogy! I couldn't have said (or written) it better myself!
sam midgley who is the joker then
The psychopathic laughing man Steve Fleming.
Oh yeah! That's perfect!
Bat builder
I always loved that he and Malcom will scream the fuck out of elected officials, but are kind as hell to people like the janitor. And Malcom is so kind to his secretary.
That's because they are responsible, competent individuals. And not manchildren who believe they are way more important and smart than they actually are.
@murray1234567891011 thats some commie gobbledygook shit,
the deal is that they have to intimidate and push others hard for them to do their work
why would they give a shit about how janitors mop or secretaries bring a fucking coffee?
He holds the incompetent and greedy people in charge to account. But he's kind to the little people.
Jamie and Malcom never wish horrific physical violence verbally on civil servants that don’t deserve it.
True lawful evil.
It's because most of the elected officials and civil servants in the series and film are either extremely incompetent or morally reprehensible.
I love how Malcom and him are super kind to each other
It's called the Scottish Mafia.
They turn against each other temporarily during Spinners and Losers when Jamie backs a rival candidate for party leader, but by the end of the episode Malcolm reins him back in.
rachi 2 scotmans against the rest of England sounds about right
"Missing you loads." "...I love you." Draw your own conclusions.
Anna Rose Johnson They'd make a cute couple I'll give you that.
That's because THEY LOVE EACH OTHER #malcomandjamie4ever 💜
"You know me Malc. Kid gloves but made from real kids."
+Geoffrey Zoref haha
It’s a great line because of course they are... the pelt of a young goat is particularly soft.
Malcolm's little laugh after "kid gloves, but made from real kids" is tremendous.
I’ve always wondered if he means kids as in baby goats or kids as in human children.
@@ryoryo9936 human children, definitely human children.
I've never wondered.
really, I mean, "kids"? I always understood "cats", made from real "cats" - which would make sense, because the cats would be quite bitchy if used as "gloves" while still living? but I'm no native speaker ..
Malc and Jamie need to be in more films. I'd watch the shit out of a movie starring 2 scots that swear more than the entire population of america together.
There Will be Swearing
there was hardly any fucking swearing
There was *some* swearing.
Belurso Oh, there was hardly any fucking swearing.
Unless you are watching a Joe Pesci movie!!!
"It's just vowels. Subsidised, foreign fucking vowels!" - Best description of opera ever. :D
Just imagine if they casted Paul Higgins as a companion for the 12th doctor in the new series...
What if he WAS the doctor...
Dude he could play Jamie McCrimmon. Or maybe someone descended from him.
This something that was actually discussed and brought to Paul, but in the end it didn’t go anywhere. According to an interview. You have to admit; their chemistry is great, much better than Capaldi’s with Addison.
13th Doctor, not 12th.
Even the BBC seem to forget John Hurt was the 12th Doctor in the 50th anniversary.
@@ValiantWrestling no, john hurt was the 9th doctor, but named the war doctor and isnt counted numerically because the doctor didnt want to remember that incarnation. capaldi is the 14th incarnation of the doctor and officially the 12th doctor
What do you expect? They're builders!!
"We put up temporary buttresses, you flailing walrus fuck ..."
"Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder?" i guess Jamie hasn't seen the Lego movie
Imagine they got the idea of Emmett from this? It's a longshot, but who knows...
This was before the Lego movie, numbnuts
shafi islam r/wooosh
TheBloxxerPilot I don’ like this r/wooosh bullshit. It’s smug.
@@Luke-ov4pi It's not just that. It's also childish.
IT'S JUST VOWELS
Install a Friend it's bad form to wear a hat that says I went to private school
Foreign subsidized fucking vowels
What is the music playing in the background?
Bach, specifically St Matthew Passion - Erbarme dich, mein Gott
@@funk44 WELL, THE ONLY REASON YOU LISTEN TO THIS SHIT, IS BECAUSE ITS ACTUALLY CONSIDERED BAD FORM TO WEAR A HAT THAT SAYS 'I WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL'
I could listen to him say "fuck" all day. He turns profanity into poetry
IT'S JUST VOWELS, SUBSIDIZED FUCKING VOWELS
"...And I'm not going to be intimidated by some Cro-Magnon Scottish dwarf." Best comeback of the entire movie
In a deleted scene, she THOROUGHLY owns him after that.
Tough talk coming from Jane Austin's Squirting Flowers of Shittingham.
They then start angrily flirting with each other later
3:02 "🤨😡Are we *exploring personal boundaries* here, you F-ing Stuck Up-?"
*📱)))*
"🙄Hold on, hold on. 😅Oh, hi. Listen, I'm in the middle of something. Can I ring ya back? Ta."
📱
"🤔Where was I? Oh yeah- 😡You F-ing Stuck Up, Toffee Puddin' B-ch!"
Are we exploring personal boundaries here you fuc....
That ‘there will be blood’ monologue is one of the finest things I’ve ever seen
Is this fucking going anywhere?
@@gorgolytThere was no fucking blood
It’s a sin that Jamie was only in season 2, the specials, and this, he is so fucking funny and I absolutely shit myself when he just walks in during in the loop I was so happy lol
I wish we had the outtakes for these scenes because Paul Higgins looks like he was having a lot of fun, especially destroying the fax machine.
Z Mythos bold of you to assume that they didn’t do that in 1 take lol.
Jamie is actually more terrifying than Malcom. I'd rather get shouted at by Malcom
Malcolm gives vailed threats. Jamie would act on those threats.
@@SomeBritishGal1 where's the evidence for that
Malcolm can and will destroy your reputation and career but Jamie will just fucking stab you with his car keys lmao
@@SomeBritishGal1 Didn't Malcom actually hit Glenn?
@Ru paul I don't deny it, I just thought what he said was funny, because Malcom (unlike Jamie) actually hit someone on screen.
"You see how angry I am with this piece of office equipment that leaked the document? Can you even imagine how angry I am with the PERSON who leaked it? Can you?!"
"Right, I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet" says the Doctor.
"You know me mob. Kid gloves but made from real kids" says the Doctor's should be companion
brad clarke
He actually says Malc.
oh shit....sorry my mistake
@@blueeyes8849 I would pay good money to see that lol.
3:26
"Okay fat man who's name I still can't remember, get on there"
"It's Alan"
"What is this a fucking speed date? Just get on it, piggy!"
The brilliance of “Cro-Magnon Scottish dwarf” finally washed over me yesterday while I was doing laundry and I just couldn’t stop laughing.
It's a shame Gina McKee wasn't in The Thick of It, she's such a great actress and her character is pretty much the only one ever unfazed by Malcolm or Jamie.
@@cruachan1191she’s basically what Malcolm is, but hired personally by the MP rather than the government. Also she’s good at her job and isn’t a psychotic Scottish lady so she has nothing to fear or hide
3:07 "🤨😡Are we *exploring personal boundaries* here, you F-ing Stuck Up-?"
*📱)))*
"🙄Hold on, hold on. 😅Oh, hi. Listen, I'm in the middle of something. Can I ring ya back? Ta."
📱
"🤔Where was I? Oh yeah- 😡You F-ing Stuck Up, Toffee Puddin' B-ch!"
She didn't move a muscle when Jamie came at her and yelled at her
Kid gloves made with kids.
I laugh Peter Capaldis' little chuckle after that.
ImLegenWaitForItDary
Yeah, I love how thoses two can understand each other with all that hate inside of them xD
BearClawTN Lol, nice one.
OH LOOK EVERYBODY ITS LEAKY WOMAN!
+Digimutant *cro-magnon
YOU FUCKING STUCK UP TOFFEE PUDDING BITCH
NightmareTeeVee2 The Leaky Fucking Minge Box.
“The Only reason you need to listen to this shite is because it’s bad form to wear a hat that says ‘I went to private School’”
“What’s Oxbridge about saying hello” 😂
“THAT is your career, and I think it might be fucked.” That has to be one of the best lines I’ve ever heard period.
Here let’s just check to be sure. Yeah, yeah, it’s pretty fucked.
Makes me so proud to be Scottish.
These boys are brits, scottish is a national identity and if you’re a brit, how can you be a scot?
@@rmac8378 what in God's name are you talking about?!? So it's impossible to be Scottish? Even if you're from Scotland? Weirdo
@@philmcclenaghan7056 they’re some right nutters about ain’t there. He’s an idiot
@@rmac8378 state of yer display pic, get tae fck ye walloper. how deep in pro unionist shite are you 😂 scotland has been a country way before it was part of the uk and it’s still it’s own country now with it’s own powers and completely different voting styles with a clear cut border. british is a national identity, but someone can be welsh and someone can be northern irish at the same time. are you really trying to convince yourself that being scottish isn’t real ye beast 😂🖕scotland is a part of britain, they’re no opposite things that you can only be one or the other ye rangers numpty 💔
@@rmac8378 You’re a fucking weapon pal.
"SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!"
The fax machine scene and the opera in the background... So matching
It's like the fucking Godfather
Higgins deserved an Oscar nod for this, perhaps more so than Capaldi (who was also excellent).
+Carlos Barton ...and then go check out his contrasting performance as a much more ... calm... personality in the series "Utopia".
Fantastic actor.
TV show. It's a TV show. They don't give Oscars for TV shows.
In the Loop is a movie, you're thinking of The Thick of It
It always cracks me up when Simon says 'Don't rise to that, Toby' after the 'see you later, masturbator' comment. I'm not sure why, something in Tom Hollander's delivery of that line just gets me every time.
Also "Aaaaah, right. There we go."
3:28 "it's Allan..." I felt so sorry for poor Allan. Just a bloke doing his job.
And of course "Enough of the Oxbridge pleasantries" and the face he makes. Sigh. I wish I could say stuff like that daily
I love that little laugh Malcom gives before he leaves
i love how tame malcom and jamies conversation was since we never see either of them talking about meaningless shit with anyone else
5:33 best way to say "person" ever.
Mike Shimo more like “pearsun”
Especially how his eyes open up so much like they were gonna pop out due to his anger. XD
'it's just vowels'
“Are we exploring personal boundaries here you stuck up....
..... oh yeh, you stuck up toffee pudding bitch”
😂😂
It's almost as if the AVGN was Scottish and gone into politics.
"WE PUT UP TEMPORARY BUTTRESSES: SAYS FLAYLING WALRUS FUCK!"
Jaimie McDonald: The reason Chuck Norris is afraid to go to London.
Go to Glasgow
"Hang on, hang on...oh hi hi I'm in the middle of something can I ring you back?"
"Gentleman's fluffer" - I died.
Um, google?
It's an *American* term, in the porn industry, for a performer who doesn't appear on screen but instead assists male performers to be, um, ready to perform.
Delicately put, sir. 😆
I love how Jamie pronounces “temporrrray” with a Gatling gun-like “r”
2:36 i love how the guy shits himself and drops the papers when jamie comes in, its little things like that that make in the loop and thick of it so brilliant
*You know me, Mal. Kid gloves, but made from real kids.*
Malcolm: he he
The music playing at the end was Ebarme Dich from Bach's St John Passion- interesting choice considering the aria is all about Peter betraying Jesus, very clever I think!
Harry S don't care
Thanks, I was wondering what it was! But the scriptwriter really, really is. Armando Iannuci comes from a Scottish working class family and having done one PhD at Oxford he became a comedy writer while completing a second at Cambridge!
Matthew Passion.
I think it's quite telling that the 'best of Jamie McDonald' clips from In The Loop are every single scene he appears in.
The crossest man in Scotland. Ha ha, hilarious.
“Ok your phones off, but there’s been a catastrafuck here.”
It's leaky From! Better start doing some pelvic floor exercises!
X years later, and the "Batbuilder, Spiderbuilder" still kills me!
"That's why you never see a superhero with a hod" is the best punchline of all time
Will never understand the omission of the last part of Jamie's intel collecting scene with Judy
Love the fact that Malcolm and Jamie r so buddy buddy with each other.
"Ya want me to hole punch your face?"
Love him. xD
The way hes running while saying " Are we exploring personal boundaries?" xD priceless
TURN THAT FOCKING RACKET OFF!!!
IT'S JUST... VOWELS!!
+DobrePytanie My fave line that is hahaha
SUBSIDISED FUCKING FOREIGN VOWELS!!!
Jamie may be less intelligent that Malcolm but he's more angry, more sweary and more Scottish so he makes up for it
The death of the fax machine to classical music is amazing
There Will Be Plaster.
"Hey Horse of The Year, was it you?!"
God-tier shit right there
"There WILL be plaster" oh christ I haven't laughed so much, what a set up.
why is shut it love actually the funniest line to me i have no idea why