Harry Enfield - I Saw You Coming - Artisan Bakery
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2014
- Harry Enfield plays Marcus, cynical proprietor of "I Saw You Coming", the Notting Hill emporium of overpriced tat for gullible London trendies. Now he's branched out to include an artisan bakery on the premises.
From the series "Harry & Paul". - Комедії
In case anyone is confused, at the time this was recorded £4.50 was an outrageously high price for a coffee.
And it still bloody is!!
£10.00 for a coffee here, the shopkeeper picks the finest beans from the packet though
That's inflation right there.
Ethically sourced organic artisan coffee beans
@@hermanthetosser4219 Does he know your card number by heart? I bet he does
The simple moving of the letter 'e' to make it sound french to justify the high price. Classic 🤣🤣🤣
One of the best!
he just copies the cross channel ferries.
lol. Chocolat Tarte.
I saw you coming sketches never gets old.
There actually is a "Tarte au chocolat" which is chocolate tart. :)
That was surely influenced by an old Bob Monkhouse joke...same idea but with 'Jammie dodger' as 'Jammi Dodgere'
@@metafis2490 Guess what? We know.
@@lizclegg7556 speak for yourself
@@lizclegg7556 I didn't.
harry enfield - predicting what regular prices would be 10 years in advance
Enfield is legitimately a national treasure, no one else has been as consistently funny, topical and relevant as he has in British comedy for so long, it's testament to him that these sketches probably aged so well they're more relevant today than ever before.
I wouldn't say consistently. That series he did in the early 2000s with Amanda Holden where he played an ex rock star was dire.
Glad he got back on form though.
@@Jizzlewobbwtfcus It wasn't his fault. Amanda Holden is cancer and she's ab out as funny as cancer, aswell.
"mismatched crockery from the MIND shop..." Hahahah!!
Didn’t get that
@@JimCarner thanks!
"We moved into the area because it was, like, sooooo unspoiled? Literally, y'know, nothing has been touched since like 2010. I've even heard there are houses with no en-suites. I mean, can you imagine? And there was this quaint little shop that sold 'filled baps' whatever they are, with "cheese and onion". Not even 'gruyère and fermented garlic bulb'. Anyway, it's gone now and it's a shop that sells bath bombs and scented bidet cushions."
Harry and Paul are the gift that just keeps giving.
Emmamima! I love the names they use
These days it's pretty hard to parody names, they have become to silly.
Tarantula...lol
Emma because Jane Austen (of course) and Jemima because ethnic (also of course)
@Traveller I enjoyed Mariellawella Spencer-Lawson
My mum owns and runs a performing arts school in a very affluent part of the country. The fees (set by the franchiser) are downright extortionate, so only people with more money than sense would ever think to send their children there. Now, I won't give any specific examples but... let's just say that the names in these sketches aren't as exaggerated as you might think!
I don't know when he made these but in 2019 they are still spot on.
2022 here. Still got you.
And these places still exist
@@frankiethefrank U haven't heard about the (mini) budget, yet
omg increasing price because "it contains no added sugar" is so perfect
That is so true to life. Stick the word Artisan in front & you can charge what you like. The world's gone mad!
I remember when artisan meant something made with care by someone working from home and barely covering their costs because it was more of a hobby to them beside their normal job.
Now it's ponsified crap churned out in a former abbatoir in Basingstoke by school leavers on £2 an hour.
Artisan simply means +25%
In the US, for some years now, they've used the expression "hand crafted" as in hand crafted burgers or hand crafted gourmet pizza. How I fu@kn hate that pretentious, meaningless and price-inflating expression. I sometimes consider throwing a brick through the stupid shop window. Of course I never do though.
@@somersetdc that comment gave me a good laugh.
@@somersetdc You should; you'd feel a lot better. Art-tis-nal is how I call it; just for my own simple amusement. I blew a hole in a swimming pool once. So I know what I'm talking about.
I always come back to "I saw you coming". It's too true 😆
jhahhaa
£4.50 for a coffee......
That’s still cheaper than here in Zurich, Switzerland. The Swiss are the ones who really saw us coming 😂😂😂😂
Be fair, they have to charge a lot for coffee in order to maintain their charitable services towards billionaires, deposed dictators and fugitive war criminals.
Yea, that's the most expensive place I've been to! Only rich people eat out
This would be funny, if it wasn't so spot on. Wait, that is why it is funny.
Comedy satire gold - the coffee costs more because it contains no added sugar.....hahahahahaha
This character was 1 of my favourite one's ever in the Harry and Paul show,, Great theme tune too 👍😄
NIGHT NURSE.....
The music is totally on point.
Love these sketches. There's people like that in real life you know!
You don't sayyyy
You just need the soy milk to bring this into 2023 :)
Wetherspoons do the best coffee and it's only £1 and refillable
Must say that I did not know that Harry Enfield has cracking sense of humour until now.
Comedy masterpiece in every detail.
Here it’s hipster fair trade coffee with vegan salads and vinyl records. It’s a bloody café 😂
Such wonderful sarcasm/satire from dear old Arry.
Chocolat tarte. Sheer genius.
Jeez why have I lived I Crouch End in North London for 20 years? It's full of this unbearable sh*t. I detest the people who live there and the shops. Never made one friend in the 'community'. Sad this has infiltrated decent working class areas now where a loaf of bread costs £2.75.
Crouch End was a nice place. I used to walk through there in the early 70s with my mum on the way home from St Gilda's School at the top of the hill. She would go into Budgens then Dunnes bakery next door. Then Woolworths.
Even in Peckham ffs there is those poncey shops everywhere
So go to Lidl
The only thing missing was an hipster beard, a man bun and a pair of red braces wore over a light blue collarless shirt
I thought she looked quite cool enough as she was..
I ran a little coffee shop and we only stocked full cream milk. I used to love convincing the ladies (and it was always ladies) that they did not need non fat milk. I only ever had one who refused.
I think so many women order a Skinny Latte cos they think it will make them lose weight and its got the word skinny in it, so no guilt! So little difference really.
@@pushthetempo2 Usually it's either the ones who look like they desperately need some fat in their diets or the ones for whom ordering a skinny latte is like trying bail out the Titanic with an egg cup.
Well done - as you know the difference in fat between full fat and the rest is minimal, but tastes much better, as your customers no doubt found. I worked in advertising partly because I was fascinated just how easy it was to influence people......especially the ones who thought themselves 'savvy'!
In today’s world, ‘artisan’ can still be made in a factory; as long as that factory is listed.
This exact place has just opened up above a brewery in hackney Wick 😂
half a dozen bakeries like this in Marylebone.
There is. I know the very ones you mean
There are hundreds of them all over London.
And One customer who has to google "most expensive" before she visits or buys anything . dumb cunts that think price is a guarantee for quality . daft bitch !
The biggest pisstake from them is that they generally get more business that the ones who actually do put in a lot of effort!
I think the best example of that around where I live now (i was pulled kicking and screaming out of london at the end of my degree) is there is a independent coffee shop in Southend literally next door to a Costa. And despite them roasting their own coffee beans and making pretty much everything they sell in shop as well as the fact their coffee is literally the nicest coffee i've ever had and i've never had a bad cup of the stuff in there, AND it being around 1-2 quid cheaper than the Costa next door, they still don't get as much business. It's madness.
Or is it "Mwwaaahl'bon"??
We can mock all we like but it's not too different to pubs charging £12 for a frozen ready meal chucked in the microwave then served up on a square plate.
Just seeing this programme for the first time. Excellent stuff.
Don't know how this passed me by.
there is a great feeling of joy and righteousness in contempt that is the essence of the political emotions
Aaaah. The gullible Upper classes! 😂😂
Actually snort-laughed when he moved the 'e'. Such cynical writing 😂
These types of people exist in every big city nowadays, not just London! Clearly plenty of money to be made from gullible and pretentious people :-D
Plenty of those on BBC "Money for nothing"
@LM AO a gullible circle indeed.
just like any I Saw You Coming on a Sunday farmer's markets selling overpriced organic loaves, cheeses, fruit and vegetables...for those with more money than sense.
And while others are relying on foodbanks to feed their kids. It's a national disgrace.
80% of free range eggs sold at markets come from chicken farms ! . Hipsters and gays believe all the shit they are told !
I was just going to say the same! I went to a farmer's market and could not believe the prices - €10 for a loaf of bread 😱
@MathematicalPhysics yep … is a scam 90% of free range eggs are only allowed to be called free range due to stupid legislation. The chickens never see the light of day
@@carforumwanker with bird flu now no chickens are allowed outside
I enjoyed that mini-documentary about London W11!
The guy is a fucking genious
Would love someone to see him coming
That is absolutely savage.
When I watch these I’m reminded of the current fad of ‘tiny homes’. Fancy millennial hipster name for basically a caravan - even if they are nice inside - if it moves it’s a caravan. Heartbreaking I’m sure to tell their friends they live in a mobile home - so we better come up with some marketing hyperbole so they don’t feel left out.
Love it 👌🙏
what a lovely woman.pure sugar.
Jesmond.
MMMWAHHHHH!!!
I lived in Nottinghill in the 90s. This is not a comedy sketch. It is a documentary.
It was filmed and aired in 2011 , 2012 incase someone wanted to compare prices.
For comparison, Starbucks overpriced coffee was then just about £2
Brilliant 😂 ... moving one 'e' ... to reaarrange 2 brain cells
This is literally the whole of Newtown in Sydney
And Leigh on Sea ....
@@romeo9017 Bloody hell, That's where I lived 1961 to 1985. It had proper shops then.
And Newtown was once a place where you closed your eyes until you got out of it.
Theirs a lot of i saw you coming styled shops about. Chateau chunder a very nice Australia table wine found in the likes of the Baywater area of London.
That'll be £400
Oh yes shopping, I remember that.
Love
I have Absolutely no idea how this show got in my feed, (I’ve never heard of it until a few days ago) , but it’s a pretty cool show and the girl character is so adorkable.
;)
Yummy indeed! 😀
I work in a bakery. Not an artisan one. And that is the difference. You will pay ott for simple bakes that a child could make 😂
i'm really glad everybody is explaining how jokes work. ahhh right. i see ..oops buzzkill
There's an artisan bakery near me, I bought a loaf for £3.80 and when I sliced it to make a sandwich it was nearly all air not bread, I guess that what artisan means?
It was an airtisan loaf.
Fartisan
You got a bargain. The air normally costs extra.
Anyone who thinks the female characters are exaggerations has never been to North West London.
Funny but how very true
I wonder if people like this watching blush and say ohhh god that's me right it's Asda from now on
Unfortunately I don't think people like that have enough self awareness
@@hypercc1 No, they don't have any self awareness do they?😕
Hampstead to a fault!
"No added sugaaaaar".... We just saw Kevin! 👉
French people do it in reverse. "Start--up" and "marketing" sound cooler than their own words.
Yep. They say Le know how when snooty anglophones say savoir-faire
Le shrinkflation!
They call a walkie talkie a talkie walkie.
£4.50 is now pretty cheap for a coffee in some London artisan bakeries.
Emmamima. Listerine, Nutella, Bonjela, India , Africa. Brutal but funny names from Enfield. Lol
Stroud , The Londoners have set up shops for themselves just like this !
"Emmamima"
Emma because Jane Austen (of course) + Jemima because ethnic (also of course)
Jemima isn't ethnic you goon, it's from the Bible.
@@teebonesteak8015 I came here to make the same comment (but had something stronger than "goon" in mind)
@@lenawagenfuehr53 The bible is ethnic, Christianity is a mid east religion. Jesus was Jewish. Everybody written about in it were from the mid-east.
Where did Fellatia go to?
She got sick with Listeria!
As a chef I can tell you there is actually a difference between a chocolate tart and a chocolat tarte. If the chocolat tarte is made with in house by a pastry chef with handmade pastry like in a French Bakery, it does justify the prices, cos it does take skill and time and definitely tastes better. However small cafes like this can often buy in their cakes and then its not worth the high price. You can tell by looking at cakes if they look handmade and fresh or bought in and taken out a box by a batista. Having said that, this made me laugh so much!!! 😆😆
You should have had a walk-on part in the sketch.
My life is complete now I know that.
This is all lovely, but you've told us there is a difference without telling us what that difference actually is
It’s the difference between one made with a few ingredients by a baker, by hand in a kitchen at the back of the cafe
,and one with added preservatives so it lasts longer, mass produced by a machine in a factory and put in a big box and shipped to the cafe in a lorry driven by a polish dude called Pawel. Ain’t rocket science.
Did I bump in to you at a party once ?
Gawd...id love to take the piss like this in real life.
Were these the best p.... taking episodes ever ?
Where is this? I'm visiting London soon.
I used to knock about with these kind of people
who is this actress ? she is super mega attractive
Have a nice drive to Arundel, visit the Castle, Church and lovely Sussex countryside. then see the human zoo that is the locals.
Should have looked harder. You may have noticed signs for "Arundel". 😊
@@steveluckhurst2350 lol, thanks :D typo corrected :D still, could also be 'hove' :D
This is still going on, there are 'man building' courses charging £3k that teach you how to faux box to become a 'better father.'
£15 for a coffee and a slice of 🍰 lovely jubbly.
This Shop Owner retired from retail and then went to work for SAGE!
Well, that didn’t age well in terms of the prices. Pretty much what they are now.
£4.50 for ‘The’ 😂
Now…after watching most of these little scenes, I used to think Marcus was appreciative of gorgeous but gullible women, and just merrily fleecing them…now I’m wondering from his expressions if he was actually intending to be misogynistic. Or did the character develop from one to t’other over time?
Easy money, only in London lol
Nope...anywhere there is pretention
Hello there UA-camrs, howayoo?
The Middle Class to a T!
What’s that song at the start?
the track is Man Next Door but there's loads of people have done it. John Holt, Dennis Brown etc. Not sure who's version this is
I have the dennis brown version
'Poison Flour' by Dr Alimontado...
It's Man Next Door by Massive Attack ....
Sly n robbie
Eh salt bae had a bakery?
Emmamima
This is the song - ua-cam.com/video/46KTJVbBFeU/v-deo.html&ab_channel=JABLESPANOL
But Dr. Alimontado's Poison Flour is better IMO...
Thank you!! Been trying to identify the song and artist for about 3 weeks now by one line in the lyrics. 🙂
What’s with the format
artisan bakery. lol...
Gemmamima, Fellatia.... Lol
Nutella.
@@darthkek1953 Rubella.
Trustafaria
Quite cheap for a hipster coffee these days 😅😅😅
I'd love a girlfriend like that.......Niiiiiiiice.
But you will have to go elsewhere for your: Homeopathy, Flotation Therapy, Exfoliation, Colonic Irrigation, Acupuncture, Tooth veneering, Liposuction, Buttock augmentation or Botox injections.
I could offer "exfoliation." I've got an old tin of Agent Orange knocking around out the back...
Brilliant 🤣