Omg I just tried that like two minutes and it’s was like Me:Knock Knock Siri:Knock Knock Me:Whose There Siri:Britney Spears Me Britney Spears Who? Siri:Knock Knock Me:Whose there Siri:Oops I dID iT aGiAn! WAnna here another one?
@@lily-bh5lp omg mine done that recently then she kept canceling herself out to a lot so I quit using siri and decided to use my google assistant thing easier
Bruh she is literally singing so many different lines from different songs like “Easy come,Easy go” from talking to the moon or “I’m just a poor boy from a poor family” from Bohiemen Rhapsody 3:47
I asked her for a joke and she told me this one: Siri: knock knock Me: who’s there Siri: Britney Spears (i think) Me: Britney Spears who Siri: knock knock Me: who’s there Siri: oops I did it again~
When I opened up siri right? When she says “I don’t understand” I say “Bro Just shut up” and she just Legit closed herself😂 Edit: Thanks for the likes :D I never gotten this many likes! I always give myself a like and that’s all lol
You guys still read it and if u did not read it then I well... you would have to read it to know it was an accident that she for got an S Calm down y'all it's one mistake
Me: Knock knock Siri: Knock knock Me: Who's there Siri: Doris Me: Doris who? Siri: Doris locked, that's why i knocked Me: 😏 Edit: thanks for 70 likes! I never get this much likes before ❤
I ask Siri to tell me a knock knock joke She said “knock knock “ “ who’s there “ “ it’s Britney Spears” then she said “ knock knock “ I said who’s there she said “oops I did it again”
Me: hey Siri can you tell me a joke Siri: if excuse me I’m going to run laps around my bed I need to catch up on my sleep Me:Damn Siri you just tell me to go get some sleep
@@mgcinimhlanga2713 imagine that you have 0 cookies and split them among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.
Siri: knock knock. Sniper: who’s there Siri: opportunity Sniper: opportunity who Siri: just kidding opportunity doesn’t knock twice Me: hahahahahaha she got roasted by Siri
One time Siri told me a joke about Britney Spears: Siri: knock knock Me: who’s there Siri: Britney Spears Me: Britney Spears who Siri: oops I did it again
I said “hey Siri does my crush like me?”
Siri: *I’m sorry.*
Same thing to me
Shadowkitty same😔
SAME
Same as me
I tried it and it was real
I said, "Hey Siri, Why don't I have a gf ?"
*Siri Opened front camera*
Lol you should be in the top comments 😂
Oh my god😂
OOOOO XDD
BHAHAHAHAHAHA i am very sorry for ur loss
Omg😂
This is how many times your Siri was activated 😂
👇🏽
Valeria Martinez beggar
No times bc I have and Android
Super Nova 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@MayceeRaye what's wrong with android. do you hate it because it's cheaper?
0
2:14 LMAOOO Siri was so damn worried That part had me rollin xd
Me: Siri do you think I am cute?
Siri: “no”
Me: hey Siri am i pretty?
Siri: I don’t know the answer to that.
Me: you is rude.
Siri: I know;)
This is all the time
-CookieCake- siri said to me, “from a scale of 1-10 i bet you’re a 42”
Haha
@@nikkij.3644 well siri seems to be not as intelligent as we think ;-;
-CookieCake- LMAO
Me: knock knock
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Siri: Britney Spears
Me: OMG!
Siri: knock knock
You: who's there
Siri: oops i did it again
Kitty DIY
Me: knock knock
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Siri: Candice
Me: Candice who
Siri: Candice be true? You don’t remember me?
😂
Kitty DIY when I did it she said ammonia, wooden shoe, and Fran
Omg I just tried that like two minutes and it’s was like
Me:Knock Knock
Siri:Knock Knock
Me:Whose
There
Siri:Britney Spears
Me Britney Spears Who?
Siri:Knock Knock
Me:Whose there
Siri:Oops I dID iT aGiAn!
WAnna here another one?
Me: “Am I trash?”
Siri: “Your music library is empty.”
Me: ;-;
Lol mine did something similar to that once
ゆこYuko it played a song and I was like what
@@lily-bh5lp omg mine done that recently then she kept canceling herself out to a lot so I quit using siri and decided to use my google assistant thing easier
I said that and it said I will remind me lol 😂
ha
Wow i love the part *something something something dark side * Loll
😂
Me: hey Siri can you stop time
Siri: I’ll tell you yesterday
Me: You said that tomorrow
Y E S.
😂😂😂
Im confuzled.
she would just cancel herself for me 😂
" I bet she secretly dating cortana"
Sniper Nnoooooooooo lmao how could you 😂😂😂
Dating*
@@personspersonality3753 lol ya
I know I'm 10
She's*, dating*
Dang thats the most likes I have ever had in my life!!!
"Supercalifragilisticexpielladocious"
"Is that you Mary?"
"Who Mary?"
Everyone: * facepalm *
Whose Mary?
noni widjaja mary poppins. thats where the phrase comes from
Edie Ray 999 like
Mary poppings
MARRY POPPINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When siri said this: "I think your'e confusing me somone else?😂Im laughing!!" 1:02
Me: “Hey Siri what do you think about android
Siri: “It’s your opinion that counts”
☺️
YaGurl_WOLFY ikr
YaGurl_WOLFY follow me
Me:“Hey Cortana”
Siri: “Uh..I think you got the wrong assistant”
Ugh your so bad at it
Your useless
oh shiiii
Sydney Gueye your just a mean piece of apple
Lolii :3 me too
Lia: Hey siri "I'm your daddy"
Siri: *"This must mean something, everyone keeps saying this..."*
Me: :>
sssniperwolf her call we channel this On
iiiOmqItzMary 098 that happends to meh alexa
Alexia Kawaii UvU :3
😅
iiiOmqItzMary 098 so true XD
Wth 2:43when u said Siri it opened my Siri💀hahahaha
Me: “Siri I’m breaking up with u”
Siri: “ok”
After that Siri took me back to my homescreen
Same 😂
Honesty Sykes she did that to me tooooo haha
Sameeeee
Me toooo
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO LOL
Lia: "Let me know if I missed anything"
Me: "The stain on your top"
Yeah, she should just take care of it and take it off.
It probably just got washed out in color
@@danieladiaz6800 nope. wasn't there when the video started. :) could it be saliva? lol maybe she drank some milk during the break.
MAH SISTER
@@the_dreamers_den Or maybe it's just a regular stain. Everyone gets a stain on their clothes sometimes. No big deal
When I say “shut up Siri” she says do I deserve that or that’s not nice then hangs up
Meh to
Sammeee I said that when opened Siri by accident
WishfulPotato she says OK.
Jelka Dimaano you have to say something random before saying shut up siri
ME TO
Bruh she is literally singing so many different lines from different songs like “Easy come,Easy go” from talking to the moon or “I’m just a poor boy from a poor family” from Bohiemen Rhapsody 3:47
Me: “hey Siri why are fire trucks red?”
Siri: “I’m pretty sure it’s to match the red lights”
Me: wtf
That’s not what my Siri said
Aito Yuki todoroki
Mine said it matches the woo woo sound
Mine says “because it goes best with the woo, woo sound 😂
Aito Yuki mine said well that’s pretty sure to make the Dalmatian spots stand out Dalmatian spots not even dam red
Did she just call me a human?
- sniper wolf 2019
ItsDylan uhmm plz get outta here I’m from Area 51
SSSniperwolf. with SSS GET IT RIGHT!
@@tracyventimiglio9953 I KNOW
@MARCUS TRUJILLO she isn't...
Its a joke yall chill
I said “hey Siri, I’m breaking up with you”
Siri: ok *closes*
I tried that and it works oml
Oh that works
That friggin works.
She said the same
Credit mine did that 2
Please try this: Siri Are you a Song or a selfish poopy phone.
Me: Hey siri, am I adopted?
Siri: *I'm sorry, I'm afraid I was told not tell you*
Savage
That it good
Story of my life
SSSniperwolf: do you think I'm cute
Siri: No !
Savage Phone 📱
SSSnipefWolf: “Hey Siri”
My iPad: I’m listening
Thanks for the like SSSniperwolf and all the comments and likes
Isabella Perez same...
Ahha
Isabella Perez sameeeee
Wait what if :0
Hahaagood thing im am android😂😂
"Did you just call me white?!"
-Sniperwolf2019
You got burned by sir 😮😊😆😆😆😆😋😆😂😂🤣🤣
Hahaha ps not trying to be rude😌☺☺🤣🤣
I asked siri i am your mother🤱🏼and she said i know🤩
I’m black 😐😑😐😑
phil brown same
2:16 the fact that I had a toy lightsaber next to me during this moment makes it even funnier 😂😂😂
Me: "hey siri"
Siri: "yeah?"
Me: "should I ask my crush out?"
Siri: "no"
Me: "why?"
Siri: "do u want a true answer?"
Me: "ok..."
Siri: " *opens* *camera* "
Me: "😭😭 HOW COULD U"
You know life’s unfair sometimes when talking to Siri
OML good one
This should get way more likes so funny!
@Jack Lau Jack 57 lol online daters
Omg😹😹😂😂
Me: hey Siri where can I hide a dead body?
Siri: I used to know the answer to that...
...
...
...
...
...
When u said “hey Siri” my Siri thing popped up😂
That's funny
Sofia Papp Mine too
Me too lol
Same
Sofia Papp that’s convenient mine did too
Me: hey Siri, your very kind
Siri: Thanks! You’re not so bad yourself.
Me:”gaps” EXCUSE ME?
Siri: Mhm
“Get you a google assistance that will complement you in Shakespearian!”
Yea!
Literally when I looked at this comment she said that
۰۪۫H۪۫۰۰۪۫m۪۫۰۰۪۫m۪۫۰۰۪۫m۪۫۰۰۪۫m۪۫۰
I asked her for a joke and she told me this one:
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Siri: Britney Spears (i think)
Me: Britney Spears who
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Siri: oops I did it again~
Me too
I wish i had siri
The adventures Of luna I had that one LMAO
Same
Just get apple
When I opened up siri right? When she says “I don’t understand” I say “Bro Just shut up” and she just Legit closed herself😂
Edit: Thanks for the likes :D I never gotten this many likes! I always give myself a like and that’s all lol
OmG Mars that happens to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OmG Mars she said that’s not nice- and boom closed
OmG Mars me too 😂
OmG Mars I tried that
I said the same thing
let me go we will not let you go got me dieing🤣🤣🤣
Me: “Hi, Siri”
Siri: “Don’t talk to me ugly”
Melanie Martinez Music and gaming crybaby here ✌️
I closed my eyes for a few seconds on u have 118 likes u have 64 woow
Melanie Martinez Music and gaming really
Crybaby here too 🍼
Wow
When u said “Hey Siri” my phone activated Siri😂😂
Me Too!
Same lol 😝
Akshita Dussoruth me too
OoooOoOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Same lol 🤣
I said “who is your brother”
She said:I have you that’s enough for family
Ma heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Galaxy iOS I said the same she said it’s just me and you I love you aww 🥰or I must say eww
Galaxy iOS omg same
I hate apple
Samsung is way bettter
cait 916 no ones asking you for a opinion
7:30 I'm not human. I'm a fox in a human body, so if Siri said that, I'd break my phone.
3:38 I I've never seen such a sad reaction to Bohemian Rhapsody
Me niether
Me neither
😂
omg when she said
“hey siri”
My siri said *sorry i didn’t quite catch that*😂
QweenForever21 me to oml
QweenForever21 I was shouting at my Alexa and the person I was on call with‘s alexa responded
Same!!!
Same
QweenForever21 same
Me: hey Siri, am I attractive?
Siri: *no response
Siri: no
3:13-3:18 you are the wind beneath my wings😂😂😂😂
When you said “Hey Siri” mine went off😂
SAME !!!!!
I have Samsung so I dont have siri
Wait.. I just saw the exact same comment below
I have a samsung
jungshooked tae he got more likes so it went up
When she said “I’m a poor assistant” OMG I LOVE SIRI
I love your Ladybug pfp
Sniperwolf :“What who Mary “
Me: Mary poppins ? No duh
5:47 😂😂😂 you put a little boogie in it!😂😂😂😂
"Superfragilisticexiallidocious" Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*
"Is that you Mary?"
"What?Mary had a little lamb?"
Me: Mary Poppins
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
EVEN THOUGH THE SOUND OF IT IS SOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS
I DONT REMEMBER THE REST
Kitty Le it’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Get noob
salama alnuaimi IF YOU SING IT LOUD ENOUGH YOU ALWAYS SOUND PRECOCIOUS
SUPERCALIFRAGIOLISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
Supercaliftagilisticexpialidocious*
'Hey Siri Why Doesn't My Crush Like Me?'
*Siri opens front camera*
);
X 0XxKieraxX0 X 😖its okay ifbi met you you would be pretty
Xc thats sad
Woah Siri is Savage
💀💀💀💀
@@xxalicepotatoesxx6890 yeah o.o
“Hey Siri why can’t I get a gf”
*Siri opens selfie camera*
Sharan SGA oh my goodness I’m dead!😂
She did you dirty
Looks in mirror: Damn Siri you ain’t lying.
Sharan SGA LoL
Ouch...
This video is so funny i cant stopp😂😂
SSSinperwolf: did you just call me a human
Me: so u an alien
No Lia robot
SssINPER WOW
She’s a wolf
pro_file dragon roblox it’s a joke.
No...she a ghost...
I said “I am your father”
Then Siri said “Noooooo!!!”
strawbxrrytae딸기태 she said that to me to
strawbxrrytae딸기태 mine said “we can rule the world together as father and intelligent assistant"
strawbxrrytae딸기태 mine said “searching my feelings...”
taetae💕💕💕
strawbxrrytae딸기태 she said “no that’s not true... that’s impossible”😂😂
I watched this on my phone and Siri comes up whenever you say “Hey Siri”
TroyThatsMe no....that’s a lie.
why such a stupid lie? I don’t get it.
Abbey Anglade r/woooooosh
LOL
Abbey Anglade it’s definitely not a lie, your phone is probably just too old
Me: hey Cortana
Siri: wow, awkward
I bursted out laughing
It was true😂😂
When you said “Siri do you have a boyfriend” my Siri came on and it said the same thing lol
That cool
XD
Gacha Diamond Same😂😅
Me: Hello Jarvis
Siri: Mr.Stark is that you
Me: Nooooooo
This really hit me in the feels tho
It actually responds in many ways
SSniperWolf: she dont cook she dont clean
thats me
You forgot the s in sssniperwolf
Bang Hed it’s ok
Michelle Henley it’s ok 😒
You guys still read it and if u did not read it then I well... you would have to read it to know it was an accident that she for got an S
Calm down y'all it's one mistake
Bang Hed
Does it matter in a comment tho....
I asked Siri if you can draw me something and then she said I can draw Dookie😂😂😂
Sniper wolf: i love ‘you’
Siri: tHAts SwEETtTtttt
I said “I am your father”
Siri:
“No...no! That’s not true! That’s not possible!!”
lmao I said
“hey Siri I am your father go wash the dishes”
and she said
“something something something dark side...”
little miss Sam potato I’ll test this soon.
Mine said that once too!
Mine straight up just said "Nooooooo!"
wOw
Every time she said “hey Siri” my Siri would go off 😂😂
Paola Vanegas mines too
Paola Vanegas sameeeee
Paola Vanegas maybe you sound like a girl
Same. They listening to our UA-cam?
same
Siri asked me "would u tell a joke in a graveyard?" I said "yes" she said "ur jokes would totally |slay|in a graveyard 💀
😂😂😂 The FBI: “why are all these people asking siri this question”
me:bc i want to ask it Xd for real i didn't tho
Valerie Brin not a funny joke
I said “fbi open up” to Siri and she actually search it
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
When Siri said “Hey Siri what’s the date” mine went off
Lol
Mine went off when she said “hey Siri am I ugly” 😭😂
oh no LOL
Purple Turtle same
When lia said “hey Siri what’s my name?” Siri literally responded I-
Also siri: wHo, Me?
Omigod same 😳😳
same
Moonlight Nightcore mine did That too :)
SAME
11:01
Lia: Mary? Who’s Mary?
Me: DOES GIRL NOT KNOW WHO MARY POPPINS IS?!
Siri: is that you mary
Sniper: who's mary?
Me: mary poppins duh
cheez whiz I did that but she closed -^-
Mom
Army. NAMJOON 4 PRESIDENT 2020
No one:
Literally No one:
Siri: who me?
Me: Knock knock
Siri: Knock knock
Me: Who's there
Siri: Doris
Me: Doris who?
Siri: Doris locked, that's why i knocked
Me: 😏
Edit: thanks for 70 likes! I never get this much likes before ❤
Hahahaha
Ok that’s actually a good one lol
Haha memes.
Its DA DOOR
I can speak irish
One day until Siri shut up and he said OK😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is pretty funny
When I said hey google she said “ WOW AWKWARD” 😅
Edit: omg tysm for this many likes can’t believe it was a year ago!
Same
Same
mine said: "hey im siri i think your are in a wrong System."
Same lol
@@treefiddy8335 😂
I ask Siri to tell me a knock knock joke She said “knock knock “ “ who’s there “ “ it’s Britney Spears” then she said “ knock knock “ I said who’s there she said “oops I did it again”
Kimberly Guardado ME TO SAME!!!
XD
xD
Same after 20 tries
Me to I said to Siri knock knock she said who’s there she said Siri and then she said Siri doesn’t do knock knock jokes and she made me super angry
Song of 2019:
Bohemian Rhapsody ft. SIRI
Omg. *yes.*
Ha
Nah people who watched this vid when it came out are still waiting for flying cars 😂
You forgot
“Hey friday”
It has something to do with ironman
Robin Yin lol Yeah,I just tried that
Robin Yin I did it Siri said sum about making a flying suit😂
Robin Yin it said “I think you’ve mistaken me for another intelligent assistant.”
Robin Yin it asked me if I was Mr.Stark....
I said “ Siri what is the meaning of life”
Siri “I give up”
Me “now that’s sad”
Zerrah De Bungie one time this happened
Me:What’s da meaning of life?
Siri:cHoClAtE
It said 42 for me
I asked her when the sun would explode and she said 19 years I said
Me:WHAT THE HECK IM 8!!!!
I know
That's so very very sad
Someone really frightened: Hey Siri, I see a little silhouette of a man, am I in danger? D:
Siri: *starts singing*
The person: ;-;
What 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆 XD
Hey peeps
Me at your window:hey dude I hear Siri singing can I come in I want milk
Me: hey Siri can you tell me a joke
Siri: if excuse me I’m going to run laps around my bed I need to catch up on my sleep
Me:Damn Siri you just tell me to go get some sleep
When I asked her “I am your father” she said nooooooo
Khloe Franco same
mine said “ searching my feelings” 😭😂
Mine said Something something something Darkside
Khloe Franco same lol
Khloe Franco mine said "Searching my feelings..."
This is what Siri said to me 😂
Me: “Whose the best assistant”
Siri: “There are others?”
Smokey Rabbits mine said ‘I don’t really like labels...’
Mine said, I’m surprised you had to ask
Same Deanna
When every she said hey Siri my was like “how may I help you” 😂
Esmeralda Gonzalez same
Esmeralda Gonzalez I BE SO LATE, but... still same!
Esmeralda Gonzalez I thought I was the only one
Lmao Same-
0:08 “hello friends it’s me” so iconic
I swear every time she would say “ Hey Siri” mine would go off 😂😂😂
Same
Same
Lie it doesn’t work while you watch a video or listen to a song
It does work your just a hater
Gamer Daily that’s a lie it definitely does work you probably just have an old iPhone or something
3:57
Siri just starts reciting the whole song from Queen 😂😂
Lol
3:27
Say to Siri:
“Hey Siri what’s zero divided by zero”
Her response is so funny😂
What is it
@@mgcinimhlanga2713 imagine that you have 0 cookies and split them among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.
@@holmezstudio lol
Lol she says you have no Friends
YEET-mystahkal-Fazer - I tried it and she bullied me :(
This vid was so funny thank you for making it😂😂😂
Me : Hey Siri pls solve my maths problems!!
Siri : Wait it's illegal 🥺
Antônia Gomes oof I said
“Hey Siri solve my math problems”
But she didn’t say that she said
*i found this on the web* ;-;
Antônia Gomes yes
What
I DIED WHEN SIRI STARTED “SINGING” BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AHHHHH
hahaha sorry
Daaaaannnnngg ANGILICA!!!!
Ahmed Mamdouh what?? Lol
Same
SAAAAAME,when it zoomed in on her face it made it way better
Me: talk dirty to me
Siri: the carpet needs vacuuming.
Edit: thanks for the likes guys 💜
Mirna Hanna ikr
I did it too
Me: talk dirty to me
Siri: I can’t, I’m as clean as the driven snow
did you actually say that...
Mirna Hanna literally me trying to talk to Siri.😂🤣
Me to
I asked Siri if I’m ugly and she said “your perfect to me” that’s soooo sweet
Same f
Fr
6:57 did anyone else see the text sssniperwolf said “tell me where to hide a body right this instant”
She did ................I didn't notice
Oh WOW I DID WOOOWWWW
@@savannahmajor8726 she talked about it at another time in the video and said it was a joke, pay more attention.
@えばAva it is a joke
Very funny.
"Siri whats my name?"
"Your Ugly worthless piece of used toilet paper"
OKAY I'M SORRY BUT THAT HAD ME DEAD
Same 😂😂
Lol
lol im dead
Same
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
When I said “Hello Cortana” she said “That’s like comparing apples and......not apples”
Same lol
same
Cortana is dead
Same
Kat Potato same
no one can beat the flutterSHEE and Siri relationship
Me: hello Google
Siri:Hi I’m Siri I think you got the wrong assistant
No u not
@@louisematthews4491 wa-
Delia And Nina LOL
XD
I asked that and she said “oh awkward”
"Mary, that you?"
"Who's Mary? Like the one.who had a little lamb?"
So Lia knows supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but ain't never seen Mary Poppins.
Bailey Hamilton because people used to say it all the time 😂
Wow my name is Mary
I was like
oH nO ShE DoEsNT KnOw sHeS BoUt To bE cAnClED
But then
*They all started clapping*
I love Lia c:
Lol 😂
W
Siri: knock knock. Sniper: who’s there
Siri: opportunity
Sniper: opportunity who
Siri: just kidding opportunity doesn’t knock twice
Me: hahahahahaha she got roasted by Siri
One time Siri told me a joke about Britney Spears:
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there
Siri: Britney Spears
Me: Britney Spears who
Siri: oops I did it again
Okay?-
;567789864,,)! B joiutrd mo
Knock knock
Siri: knock knock
Who's there
Siri: Holly
Holly who
Siri: happy Holly days 😂